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Rate: 00's Pop & B

Usher - Yeah! (ft. Lil Jon & Ludacris): 10 There is no more unstoppable force in music than a Lil Jon Yeah

Usher - Caught Up: 8 Usher better hit the most buttery smooth dance moves to this at the Super Bowl

Justin Timberlake (ft. Timbaland) - SexyBack: 7 Awww she makes him smile 😊

Rate: 3mo

Fall Out Boy – Twin Skeleton's (Hotel in NYC): 5 Sorry gang, I'll give double digits to Thnks fr th Mmrs in Charity though

Twenty One Pilots – We Don't Believe What's on TV: 6 Committed a rate crime (ukelele in a meta rate), sentenced to day one

Rate:  Ex-acts' "most personal album yet"

Selena Gomez – Bad Liar: 5 If Selena ever puts on the David Byrne big suit I'll take back everything bad I've ever said about her

Demi Lovato – Sorry Not Sorry: 5 Honestly it hit more here, even if my All Star scoring scale means it's actually lost a point from the first time.

Rate: 2022 Ultimate:

Beyoncé – CUFF IT: 8 You can be anywhere in the world and when this plays you're having a night out in the town

SZA – Good Days: 8 So relaxed and lush, ace production

Taylor Swift - Karma: 6 Locking this score in now so I don't sabotage off the result of the Bills/Chiefs game (EDIT: I would've and no court would convict me)

Rate: 80's Androgynous

Grace Jones - Pull Up to the Bumper: 8 Can't believe Grace Jones advocates such dangerous driving techniques

Prince - Jack U Off: 8 Getting filthy at the sockhop tonight

Rate: 2022 Men's Ultimate

Bad Bunny – Tití Me Preguntó: 10 Absolutely insane party banger

Harry Styles – As It Was: 8 Honestly lasting a lot longer in my good graces than I expected

Rate: Confessional R&B

Kehlani - altar: 10 Gorgeous, got me straight levitating eight feet in the air

Ari Lennox - Pressure: 7 Is this the horniest All-Star rate yet?

Rate: 2022 Sub Faves

Carly Rae Jepsen – Talking To Yourself: 8 Just an all-around classic Carly pop bop

Rina Sawayama – Frankenstein: 10 Seriously though, Rina if you wanna do your own Silent Alarm I'm all for it

Rate: Caprimami333

Tinashe – Bouncin: 10 This is the best use of trampolines since hold on I've been told it's been a year and a half I can't do any more Charly Bliss jokes

FKA twigs – papi bones (feat. Shygirl): 8 Glad she went with papi, Daddy Bones sounds like a 1920s mob boss

Rate: Anthemic Indie Pop

Maggie Rogers - Shatter: 9 Watching this quietly climb and nearly deny Florence the long awaited rate win was crazy

MUNA - What I Want: 6 Again please put link to Homer Simpson lesbian bar scene here

Rate: Anime Opening Themes

Cowboy Bebop - TANK!: 9 The Philadelphia 76ers during the mid-2010s:

Kokkoku - Flashback: 7 Still a fat groove coming in partway through

Rate: 2022 Alt Club

Sudan Archives - Home Maker: 10 Honestly if I allowed myself to do a previous 11, this might've been it. The absolute baddest is right, it does so many little things right

Shygirl - Firefly: 5 Very soft & pleasing

Kilo Kish - NO APOLOGY!: 10 This album is still one of my recent top-tier faves and this smasha is still its best track

Rate: 00's Pop Punk

Jimmy Eat World - The Middle: 9 Still a strong coming of age track

We The Kings - Check Yes Juliet: 6 This wasn't one of my pop-punkers growing up, but like, I get it now

blink-182 - I Miss You: 7 One of the songs they used to make sure you heard before they let you into the Hot Topic

Rate: Mousketeers

Justin Timberlake – Cry Me A River: 7 Timbaland brought his A game

Christina Aguilera - Dirrty: 9 Christina in this video is throwing nothing but hooks. Girl use the jab

Britney Spears – I'm A Slave 4 U: 6 A Neptunes slam dunk

Rate: Boygenius Beginnings

Phoebe Bridgers - Motion Sickness: 10 When Phoebe knocks one out of the park she sends that shit all the way into the parking lot

boygenius - Me & My Dog: 9

Julien Baker - Sour Breath: 7 Yeah, those solo vocal moments are still ace

Rate:  2022 Kpop

KWON EUNBI - Glitch: 10 This changed something in my brain chemistry

LE SSERAFIM - ANTIFRAGILE: 10 Taking my tittys out as a sign of respect

IVE - After LIKE: 8 Love, Marriage, Baby Carriage (hopefully in that order)

Rate: Eurodance

Corona - The Rhythm of the Night: 8 This is the Danny Devito Jersey Mikes song to me now

The Immortals - Techno Syndrome (Mortal Kombat): 10 Gonna throw some overhead flying kicks & low fireballs

Rate: Robbed Magnum Opuses

Beyoncé - All Night: 6

SZA - Prom: 10 Went up a point surprisingly, strong melody & bounce

Rate: 00's British Alt-Rock

Muse – Supermassive Black Hole: 9 That riff has such an insane amount of stank on it

Gorillaz – Dare: 9 Those apes can really make a bop

Arctic Monkeys - 505: 9 Awesome pay-off to the build

Rate: City Pop: Hey, that's my rate!

Anri - I Can't Stop The Loneliness: 11 If this song's results mess up Anri's rate records, I blame all of you for this catastrophe. If we don't ruin it for her, yippee! I knew we could do it gang

Tatsuro Yamashita - Sparkle: 10 I was extremely hesitant to let this get sent for misandry reasons, but in the end this is the song in the rate I most want people to hear. Some people will dislike it, but if this reaches someone who finds a new favorite, then it's done its job. Anyways shoutout that funky isopod

Tomoko Aran - Body to Body: 10 Glad we sent three of the more upbeat tracks from this rate, and this is easily the most rockin of the three

Rate: 90's Femcees:

Lil' Kim - Crush On You (Remix ft. Lil' Cease): 9 Was surprised at the time this made runner-up, but yeah, deserved

Foxy Brown - I'll Be: 8 Fun collab, maybe should've given it the double digits back then, but too late for all that

Da Brat - Fa All Y'All: 8 Yelling out the window "who's that making that funky noise" to the coyote howling at 1AM

Rate: EE ER

The Postal Service - Such Great Heights: 10 Undefeated in after dark listens

The Postal Service - The District Sleeps Alone Tonight: 10 I should be asleep right now tbh

Björk - Hidden Place: 4

Rate: Late Stage Tumblrcore:

Lorde – Solar Power: 5 My Venusaur charging up during turn one

MARINA – Man’s World: 7

Rate: Reality Rumble

Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love: 8

Olly Murs - Troublemaker: 7

Adam Lambert - Whataya Want from Me: 5

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