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- using Discord.Commands;
- using Discord.WebSocket;
- using System;
- using System.Collections.Generic;
- using System.Text;
- using System.Threading.Tasks;
- namespace ShitpostBot
- {
- public class Roasts : ModuleBase
- {
- [Command("roast")]
- public async Task RektAsync([Remainder] string echo)
- {
- string user = "" + echo;
- int part1 = new Random().Next(0, 41);
- switch (part1)
- {
- case 0:
- user += " has a micropenis.";
- break;
- case 1:
- user += " has an IQ of 6. ";
- break;
- case 2:
- user += " needs serious help.";
- break;
- case 3:
- user += " is awake past his bedtime.";
- break;
- case 4:
- user += " plays Fortnite.";
- break;
- case 5:
- user += " is so cheap he won't even tip his hat.";
- break;
- case 6:
- user += " 's birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.";
- break;
- case 7:
- user += " uses a sniper rifle in GTA";
- break;
- case 8:
- user += " listens to nightcore unironically. ";
- case 9:
- user += "'s dad's condom broke. ";
- case 10:
- user += " eats nachos without any dip. ";
- case 11:
- user += " has a 3Head.";
- case 12:
- user += " can't even lift. ";
- case 13:
- user += " thinks Hitler is cool. ";
- case 14:
- user += " plays with hot wheels on weekends for fun. ";
- case 15:
- user += " doesn't look both ways when they cross the street. ";
- case 16:
- user += " can not count to 10. ";
- case 17:
- user += " failed preschool. ";
- case 18:
- user += " plays the Wii without a safety strap. ";
- case 19:
- user += " plays AP Yasuo support. ";
- case 20:
- user += " digs straight down. ";
- case 21:
- user += " leaves angry youtube comments. ";
- case 22:
- user += " spams 'I NEED HEALING' ";
- case 23:
- user += " is a teemo main. ";
- case 24:
- user += " thinks minecraft is scary. ";
- case 25:
- user += " is so ugly that face scanners can't recognize their face. ";
- case 26:
- user += " uses Skype instead of Discord. ";
- case 27:
- user += " prefers light mode. ";
- case 28:
- user += " blasts their speakers in public on max volume. ";
- case 29:
- user += " adds an uncomfortable amount of ranch on their pizzas. ";
- case 30:
- user += " is stuck in the nether ";
- case 31:
- user += " can't speak our language. They only speak idiot. ";
- case 32:
- user += " has a 10$ laptop and lags in minesweeper. ";
- case 33:
- user += " still uses internet explorer. ";
- case 34:
- user += "'s password is 123. ";
- case 35:
- user += " has a brain smaller than an ant. ";
- case 36:
- user += " uses a spongebob night light. ";
- case 37:
- user += " does not know the alphabet. ";
- case 38:
- user += " is so dumb they get lost in supermarkets. ";
- case 39:
- user += " went to the zoo recently, as the animal. ";
- case 40:
- user += " has the body of a 70 year old, but the brain of a 7 year old. ";
- case 41:
- user += " uses their hands to wipe their shit. ";
- }
- await ReplyAsync(user + "");
- }
- [Command("roast")]
- public async Task RektAsync()
- {
- await ReplyAsync("I can't roast this guy because he doesn't exist.");
- }
- }
- }
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