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- Stalking Horse Girlfriend ch1
- p1
- >The moment I first saw you, I felt an unusual destiny between us.
- >I love you, Nanami-senpai.
- >Please go out with me!
- p2
- >...You love me?
- >Yes!
- >You really love me?
- >Yes!
- >You like me so much you could die?
- >Yes!
- >You'd do anything for me?
- >O-Of course!
- >Alright. Let's go out.
- >Heh?
- >Go out with me, erm...
- >What was your name again?
- >O-Oozora! Oozora Shiori!!
- >Shiorin<3
- >Uh
- p3
- >Are you serious~~?
- >Is this for real? Me and Nanami-senpai? This isn't a dream, right?
- >Senpai, who I could only watch from the shadows, and I
- >are dating...!
- >Thank you. I'm happy too, Shiorin.
- >Starting today, please go out with me as my stalking horse.
- >Kyaa~ She's holding my hands
- >S-Same here! I'll be in your...
- p4-5
- >Hm? Stalking horse?
- p6
- >My love confession was a huge success!!
- >Rejoice. Starting today, I, Oozora shiori, and Nanami Kanon-senpai have officially started dating each other.
- >So with that said, Nanami-senpai has invited me to eat lunch with her.
- >I can't eat with you guys~
- >In fact, I think we'll probably get married, so please prepare a congraulatory gift and a side show, kthanks!
- p7
- >Bullshit.
- >There must be some kind of misunderstanding.
- >Wha!?
- >Please recall the confession scene with a calm head. Did anything seem off about it?
- >Even the smallest detail will do.
- >Huh!? What's with the creepy behavior!?
- >Are you jealous? I hate this jealous society that hammers down the nail that sticks out!
- >There's no mistakes or misunderstandsing in our beautiful love memory!
- >My confession of love at the sunlight peeked through the trees...
- >Senpai smiled with a slightly embarrassed smile...
- >She gently wrapped my hands in hers...
- >...Horse.
- >Horse?
- p8
- >She mentioned something about a horse... What was it again?
- >Horse...
- >...Maybe something like buying a horse painting or horse cometics?
- >Shiorin~
- >Nanami-senpai!!
- >You came all this way to the first years' classroom...!
- >A-Are we going to eat here?
- >No. Why don't we eat outside? I have a spot that I'm very fond of.
- >My word! Outside! A great idea!
- >Lunch with Senpai outdoors...
- >Today's diary entry is gonna be a long one...
- p9
- >There you have it, jellies!!
- >Later!
- >...
- >Let's look into a cooling off system.
- >Hwah.
- >Wah~
- >To think there was a place
- >like this on campus.
- >Wonderful, isn't it?
- p10
- >Thanks for the food~
- >Wah~ Your bento looks amazing, Shiorin.
- >Looks delicious.
- >Ehehe. Why thank you.
- >I'm a little tired from eating bread from the school shop all the time.
- >Ah... If you'd like
- >how about I make some for you every now and then, Senpai?
- >Eh? You made this bento, Shiorin?
- >Yes.
- >That's amazing! I'm no good at cooking at...
- p12
- >What?
- >This place isn't just yours, y'know?
- >Don't mind us.
- >Why don't you just take an empty seat and eat?
- >Hm?
- >What's with
- >this atmosphere...?
- >Ah... Are you her friend? Wanna join...
- >That's right! I'm no good at cooking at all!
- >Hogeh!?
- >Is that so...? That's kinda surprising.
- >...
- >I get that a lot.
- >Hey, could I have a bite of that delicious looking omlette?
- >Sure!! Go ahead!
- p13
- >Ah~
- >Eh... Is she for real?
- >With my chopsticks?
- >Yeah.
- >I'm gonna put it into Nanami-senpai's sweet mouth...
- >I can stick them inside?
- >...Don't make it weird.
- >Ugyaaah! I can't possibly do such a...
- >I missed the chance to see her eat it...
- p14
- >...!
- >Delicious...
- >Really!?
- >...Yeah.
- >It's not just flattery. It's really... delicious.
- >Ehehehe.
- >Getting complimented by the Nanami-senpai I love
- >is like a dream.
- >...
- >Are you doing that on purpose?
- p15
- >That unnatural clinginess... was aimed at me, wasn't it?
- >.... What are you talking about?
- >Aren't you just overly self-conscious?
- >You're one to talk.
- >Me and Shiorin are dating and we love each other, so it's only natural that we're close, right?
- >...!!
- p16
- >Right on the heels of yesterday...?
- >Since when?
- >Who knows? It's got nothing to do with you anymore, Ryou.
- >...You're lying. You still love me, Kanon, so you wouldn't...
- >Eh?
- >Wah
- p17
- >!!???
- >Pf
- >hah
- p18
- >Hahahahaha! Did you see that?
- >That look on her face!
- >Serves her right!
- >Hahahahahahahahaha!
- >Hahahahaha!
- >Eh...?
- >Senpai?
- >Um...
- >What was...
- >...Hey, I told you, didn't I?
- >That I "would date you as my stalking horse".
- >Do you perhaps not know what it means?
- >"Stalking horse".
- p19
- >1. A person or thing used to gain a temporary advantage so you can get what you really want.
- >2. A male hourse brought out to test a mare's readiness to mate.
- >...You probably still don't get it, huh?
- >Yesterday, I was dumped
- >by that girl.
- >We started dating in our first year.
- >We never once had a fight, and yet suddenly...
- >I love you, Kanon, but...
- >for some reason, it's not enough.
- >I want to break up.
- >She loves me and yet she wanted to break up.
- >Doesn't make sense, does it?
- p20
- >So I figured I'd make her understand.
- >If I get with someone else
- >she'd get so boiled up with intense jealousy that she'll realize her true feelings for me!
- >The result was a huge success!!
- >Did you see her face?
- >This time, she'll really regret breaking up with me!
- >And then Ryou will surely come back to my side and say "I'm sorry, Kanon. Let's start over again."
- >U-...
- >Um...
- >Do you love this Ryou-san person, Nanami-senpai?
- >That's right.
- p21
- >Erm...
- >So basically, in order to get Ryou-san back...
- >you dated me temporarily.
- >Which means
- >um...
- >in other words,
- >Nanami-senpai, you...
- >I don't love you at all.
- >You're just a stalking horse.
- p22
- >There there.
- >Well, I thought something was fishy but...
- >a "stalking horse" of all things...
- >Th-That was...
- >my first kiss...
- >...
- >...Well, you got kissed by the senpai you love so much, right?
- >Aren't you glad you got experience happiness even just for a moment?
- >Hey!
- p23
- >Shiori!?
- p24
- >Good morning.
- >Hey, I did my hair...
- >She's not coming.
- >That was pretty huge shock she had.
- >She's most likely absent today.
- >I'll go to the cafeteria too~
- >I'm starving~
- p25
- >What's this?
- >By yourself in the classroom today?
- >What happened to your girlfriend from yesterday?
- >...Absent. Wasn't feeling well.
- >I messed up.
- >I got so caught up in the moment that I said too much.
- >Even though I got my hands on a stalking horse for the perfect timing.
- >Hmmm...
- >You're lying...
- p26
- >About what? Are you still jealous?
- >Me and Shiorin really do love each other!
- >Eh? No.
- >Not that.
- >That stuff about your girlfriend not feeling well.
- >She looked perfectly fine yesterday.
- >What are you getting so worked up about?
- >You're looking kinda pale, Kanon...
- >Shiorin!
- p27
- >Thank goodness.
- >I was worried about you.
- >How are you feeling?
- >I'm so glad you came.
- >I'm really happy.
- >I need you...
- >Fu
- p28
- >Eh?
- >Mm
- >Mmm!?
- >Hah
- >Hey...
- p29
- >!
- >Ah
- >Ah
- >Ah
- >Fwah...
- >Mmm...
- >Fu
- >Ah
- >Mm
- >Mmm
- >Kh...
- >Hah
- p30
- >Hah
- >Hah
- >Hah
- >Hah
- >Yesterday, I rushed home
- >and did a tonne of studying and practising.
- >In order to raise my kissing ability.
- >I absorbed kiss scenes from movies, drama, anime, novels, and all types of media in every little bit of my brain.
- >I studied face tilting expressions, breathing, and creating ambience.
- >I practised rolling around marshmallows and ice cubes with my tongue over and over.
- >I took perfect countermeasures against chapped lips and bad breath.
- >And of course, I did some scrupulous image training.
- >I worked as hard as I could until the very end.
- >I did end up coming to school late, though.
- p31
- >I know that you don't love me one bit, Nanami-senpai.
- >That's right... Normally you confess, get rejected
- >and that's it.
- >However, I've become a stalking horse!!
- >That's when I realized I've been given an extremely lucky chance!
- >I'm a "stalking horse".... By using my position as a temporary girlfriend
- >I'm going to give my all to make you fall in love with me for real, Nanami-senpai!!
- >So...
- p32
- >You had best prepare yourself.
- >I'll make you regret choosing me as your stalking horse.
- >Moron!!
- >Don't go saying stuff about stalking horses in front of Ryou...
- >Don't worry.
- >>Oww
- >Ryou-san fainted while I was in the middle of kissing you.
- >Ryou!?
- p33
- >Are you okay?
- >...Uuh
- >Kanon...
- >I'm sorry. I was wrong.
- >When I saw you getting it on with someone else
- >I finally understood my own feelings.
- >I love Kanon the most... in the whole wide world.
- >From the bottom of my heart.
- >I don't want to let anyone else have you...
- >Ryou...!
- >...There you have it. Too bad.
- >Sorry, but it looks like our relationship has come to an end, Shiorin...
- p34
- >No... Stay like that.
- >I want you two
- >to continue flirting and kissing in front of me...
- >?
- >The despair of having your favorite things stolen before your eyes.
- >The maddening jealousy.
- >The sensation of NTR.
- >This is it!
- >This is the ultimate form of love that I've been seeking!!
- p35
- >So please, remain as you are...
- >...Wh-
- >Why? Why can't I just break up with Shiorin and go back to dating you, Ryou?
- >Hmm, that's a bit...
- >I might end up not liking you as much.
- >What the heck? That's cruel!
- >...So that means
- >I can keep on dating Nanami-senpai.
- >My life as a stalking horse
- >has officially started.
- >I guess it does!!
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