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  1. Stalking Horse Girlfriend ch1
  2.  
  3. p1
  4. >The moment I first saw you, I felt an unusual destiny between us.
  5.  
  6. >I love you, Nanami-senpai.
  7.  
  8. >Please go out with me!
  9.  
  10. p2
  11. >...You love me?
  12. >Yes!
  13. >You really love me?
  14. >Yes!
  15. >You like me so much you could die?
  16. >Yes!
  17. >You'd do anything for me?
  18. >O-Of course!
  19.  
  20. >Alright. Let's go out.
  21. >Heh?
  22.  
  23. >Go out with me, erm...
  24.  
  25. >What was your name again?
  26. >O-Oozora! Oozora Shiori!!
  27. >Shiorin<3
  28.  
  29. >Uh
  30.  
  31. p3
  32. >Are you serious~~?
  33. >Is this for real? Me and Nanami-senpai? This isn't a dream, right?
  34.  
  35. >Senpai, who I could only watch from the shadows, and I
  36. >are dating...!
  37.  
  38. >Thank you. I'm happy too, Shiorin.
  39. >Starting today, please go out with me as my stalking horse.
  40.  
  41. >Kyaa~ She's holding my hands
  42. >S-Same here! I'll be in your...
  43.  
  44. p4-5
  45. >Hm? Stalking horse?
  46.  
  47. p6
  48. >My love confession was a huge success!!
  49. >Rejoice. Starting today, I, Oozora shiori, and Nanami Kanon-senpai have officially started dating each other.
  50.  
  51. >So with that said, Nanami-senpai has invited me to eat lunch with her.
  52. >I can't eat with you guys~
  53. >In fact, I think we'll probably get married, so please prepare a congraulatory gift and a side show, kthanks!
  54.  
  55. p7
  56. >Bullshit.
  57. >There must be some kind of misunderstanding.
  58. >Wha!?
  59.  
  60. >Please recall the confession scene with a calm head. Did anything seem off about it?
  61. >Even the smallest detail will do.
  62. >Huh!? What's with the creepy behavior!?
  63.  
  64. >Are you jealous? I hate this jealous society that hammers down the nail that sticks out!
  65. >There's no mistakes or misunderstandsing in our beautiful love memory!
  66.  
  67. >My confession of love at the sunlight peeked through the trees...
  68. >Senpai smiled with a slightly embarrassed smile...
  69. >She gently wrapped my hands in hers...
  70.  
  71. >...Horse.
  72. >Horse?
  73.  
  74. p8
  75. >She mentioned something about a horse... What was it again?
  76. >Horse...
  77.  
  78. >...Maybe something like buying a horse painting or horse cometics?
  79.  
  80. >Shiorin~
  81.  
  82. >Nanami-senpai!!
  83.  
  84. >You came all this way to the first years' classroom...!
  85. >A-Are we going to eat here?
  86. >No. Why don't we eat outside? I have a spot that I'm very fond of.
  87. >My word! Outside! A great idea!
  88.  
  89. >Lunch with Senpai outdoors...
  90. >Today's diary entry is gonna be a long one...
  91.  
  92. p9
  93. >There you have it, jellies!!
  94. >Later!
  95.  
  96. >...
  97. >Let's look into a cooling off system.
  98. >Hwah.
  99.  
  100. >Wah~
  101. >To think there was a place
  102. >like this on campus.
  103. >Wonderful, isn't it?
  104.  
  105. p10
  106. >Thanks for the food~
  107.  
  108. >Wah~ Your bento looks amazing, Shiorin.
  109. >Looks delicious.
  110. >Ehehe. Why thank you.
  111.  
  112. >I'm a little tired from eating bread from the school shop all the time.
  113.  
  114. >Ah... If you'd like
  115. >how about I make some for you every now and then, Senpai?
  116.  
  117. >Eh? You made this bento, Shiorin?
  118. >Yes.
  119. >That's amazing! I'm no good at cooking at...
  120.  
  121. p12
  122. >What?
  123. >This place isn't just yours, y'know?
  124.  
  125. >Don't mind us.
  126. >Why don't you just take an empty seat and eat?
  127. >Hm?
  128.  
  129. >What's with
  130. >this atmosphere...?
  131. >Ah... Are you her friend? Wanna join...
  132.  
  133. >That's right! I'm no good at cooking at all!
  134. >Hogeh!?
  135.  
  136. >Is that so...? That's kinda surprising.
  137. >...
  138. >I get that a lot.
  139.  
  140. >Hey, could I have a bite of that delicious looking omlette?
  141. >Sure!! Go ahead!
  142.  
  143. p13
  144. >Ah~
  145.  
  146. >Eh... Is she for real?
  147. >With my chopsticks?
  148. >Yeah.
  149. >I'm gonna put it into Nanami-senpai's sweet mouth...
  150. >I can stick them inside?
  151. >...Don't make it weird.
  152.  
  153. >Ugyaaah! I can't possibly do such a...
  154.  
  155. >I missed the chance to see her eat it...
  156.  
  157. p14
  158. >...!
  159. >Delicious...
  160.  
  161. >Really!?
  162. >...Yeah.
  163. >It's not just flattery. It's really... delicious.
  164.  
  165. >Ehehehe.
  166. >Getting complimented by the Nanami-senpai I love
  167. >is like a dream.
  168.  
  169. >...
  170. >Are you doing that on purpose?
  171.  
  172. p15
  173. >That unnatural clinginess... was aimed at me, wasn't it?
  174.  
  175. >.... What are you talking about?
  176. >Aren't you just overly self-conscious?
  177. >You're one to talk.
  178.  
  179. >Me and Shiorin are dating and we love each other, so it's only natural that we're close, right?
  180.  
  181. >...!!
  182.  
  183. p16
  184. >Right on the heels of yesterday...?
  185. >Since when?
  186. >Who knows? It's got nothing to do with you anymore, Ryou.
  187.  
  188. >...You're lying. You still love me, Kanon, so you wouldn't...
  189. >Eh?
  190. >Wah
  191.  
  192. p17
  193. >!!???
  194.  
  195. >Pf
  196. >hah
  197.  
  198. p18
  199. >Hahahahaha! Did you see that?
  200. >That look on her face!
  201. >Serves her right!
  202. >Hahahahahahahahaha!
  203.  
  204. >Hahahahaha!
  205. >Eh...?
  206. >Senpai?
  207. >Um...
  208. >What was...
  209.  
  210. >...Hey, I told you, didn't I?
  211. >That I "would date you as my stalking horse".
  212. >Do you perhaps not know what it means?
  213.  
  214. >"Stalking horse".
  215.  
  216. p19
  217. >1. A person or thing used to gain a temporary advantage so you can get what you really want.
  218. >2. A male hourse brought out to test a mare's readiness to mate.
  219. >...You probably still don't get it, huh?
  220.  
  221. >Yesterday, I was dumped
  222. >by that girl.
  223.  
  224. >We started dating in our first year.
  225. >We never once had a fight, and yet suddenly...
  226. >I love you, Kanon, but...
  227. >for some reason, it's not enough.
  228. >I want to break up.
  229.  
  230. >She loves me and yet she wanted to break up.
  231. >Doesn't make sense, does it?
  232.  
  233. p20
  234. >So I figured I'd make her understand.
  235. >If I get with someone else
  236. >she'd get so boiled up with intense jealousy that she'll realize her true feelings for me!
  237.  
  238. >The result was a huge success!!
  239. >Did you see her face?
  240. >This time, she'll really regret breaking up with me!
  241.  
  242. >And then Ryou will surely come back to my side and say "I'm sorry, Kanon. Let's start over again."
  243. >U-...
  244. >Um...
  245.  
  246. >Do you love this Ryou-san person, Nanami-senpai?
  247.  
  248. >That's right.
  249.  
  250. p21
  251. >Erm...
  252. >So basically, in order to get Ryou-san back...
  253. >you dated me temporarily.
  254.  
  255. >Which means
  256. >um...
  257. >in other words,
  258. >Nanami-senpai, you...
  259.  
  260. >I don't love you at all.
  261. >You're just a stalking horse.
  262.  
  263. p22
  264. >There there.
  265. >Well, I thought something was fishy but...
  266. >a "stalking horse" of all things...
  267.  
  268. >Th-That was...
  269. >my first kiss...
  270.  
  271. >...
  272.  
  273. >...Well, you got kissed by the senpai you love so much, right?
  274. >Aren't you glad you got experience happiness even just for a moment?
  275. >Hey!
  276.  
  277. p23
  278. >Shiori!?
  279.  
  280. p24
  281. >Good morning.
  282. >Hey, I did my hair...
  283.  
  284. >She's not coming.
  285. >That was pretty huge shock she had.
  286. >She's most likely absent today.
  287.  
  288. >I'll go to the cafeteria too~
  289. >I'm starving~
  290.  
  291. p25
  292. >What's this?
  293.  
  294. >By yourself in the classroom today?
  295.  
  296. >What happened to your girlfriend from yesterday?
  297. >...Absent. Wasn't feeling well.
  298.  
  299. >I messed up.
  300. >I got so caught up in the moment that I said too much.
  301. >Even though I got my hands on a stalking horse for the perfect timing.
  302. >Hmmm...
  303. >You're lying...
  304.  
  305. p26
  306. >About what? Are you still jealous?
  307. >Me and Shiorin really do love each other!
  308. >Eh? No.
  309. >Not that.
  310.  
  311. >That stuff about your girlfriend not feeling well.
  312. >She looked perfectly fine yesterday.
  313.  
  314. >What are you getting so worked up about?
  315. >You're looking kinda pale, Kanon...
  316.  
  317. >Shiorin!
  318.  
  319. p27
  320. >Thank goodness.
  321. >I was worried about you.
  322. >How are you feeling?
  323.  
  324. >I'm so glad you came.
  325. >I'm really happy.
  326. >I need you...
  327.  
  328. >Fu
  329.  
  330. p28
  331. >Eh?
  332.  
  333. >Mm
  334. >Mmm!?
  335.  
  336. >Hah
  337. >Hey...
  338.  
  339. p29
  340. >!
  341. >Ah
  342.  
  343. >Ah
  344. >Ah
  345. >Fwah...
  346.  
  347. >Mmm...
  348.  
  349. >Fu
  350. >Ah
  351. >Mm
  352. >Mmm
  353.  
  354. >Kh...
  355. >Hah
  356.  
  357. p30
  358. >Hah
  359. >Hah
  360. >Hah
  361. >Hah
  362.  
  363. >Yesterday, I rushed home
  364. >and did a tonne of studying and practising.
  365.  
  366. >In order to raise my kissing ability.
  367. >I absorbed kiss scenes from movies, drama, anime, novels, and all types of media in every little bit of my brain.
  368. >I studied face tilting expressions, breathing, and creating ambience.
  369. >I practised rolling around marshmallows and ice cubes with my tongue over and over.
  370. >I took perfect countermeasures against chapped lips and bad breath.
  371. >And of course, I did some scrupulous image training.
  372. >I worked as hard as I could until the very end.
  373. >I did end up coming to school late, though.
  374.  
  375. p31
  376. >I know that you don't love me one bit, Nanami-senpai.
  377. >That's right... Normally you confess, get rejected
  378. >and that's it.
  379.  
  380. >However, I've become a stalking horse!!
  381.  
  382. >That's when I realized I've been given an extremely lucky chance!
  383.  
  384. >I'm a "stalking horse".... By using my position as a temporary girlfriend
  385. >I'm going to give my all to make you fall in love with me for real, Nanami-senpai!!
  386. >So...
  387.  
  388. p32
  389. >You had best prepare yourself.
  390. >I'll make you regret choosing me as your stalking horse.
  391.  
  392. >Moron!!
  393. >Don't go saying stuff about stalking horses in front of Ryou...
  394.  
  395. >Don't worry.
  396. >>Oww
  397. >Ryou-san fainted while I was in the middle of kissing you.
  398. >Ryou!?
  399.  
  400. p33
  401. >Are you okay?
  402. >...Uuh
  403.  
  404. >Kanon...
  405. >I'm sorry. I was wrong.
  406.  
  407. >When I saw you getting it on with someone else
  408. >I finally understood my own feelings.
  409. >I love Kanon the most... in the whole wide world.
  410. >From the bottom of my heart.
  411.  
  412. >I don't want to let anyone else have you...
  413. >Ryou...!
  414.  
  415. >...There you have it. Too bad.
  416. >Sorry, but it looks like our relationship has come to an end, Shiorin...
  417.  
  418. p34
  419. >No... Stay like that.
  420. >I want you two
  421. >to continue flirting and kissing in front of me...
  422.  
  423. >?
  424.  
  425. >The despair of having your favorite things stolen before your eyes.
  426. >The maddening jealousy.
  427. >The sensation of NTR.
  428.  
  429. >This is it!
  430. >This is the ultimate form of love that I've been seeking!!
  431.  
  432. p35
  433. >So please, remain as you are...
  434. >...Wh-
  435.  
  436. >Why? Why can't I just break up with Shiorin and go back to dating you, Ryou?
  437. >Hmm, that's a bit...
  438. >I might end up not liking you as much.
  439. >What the heck? That's cruel!
  440.  
  441. >...So that means
  442. >I can keep on dating Nanami-senpai.
  443.  
  444. >My life as a stalking horse
  445. >has officially started.
  446. >I guess it does!!
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