HOPELESS SITUATION RETURN: SCENE 26: THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

Meanwhile on Endo, Mr. Thoreau runs out of the bunker screaming.

	MR. THOREAU: Move! Move!

(Explosive explosion)

(And really now, how come this massive fireball of an explosion didn't kill him? Or started a forest fire? Or at the very least changed the lightning in the woods briefly?)

(Explosive explosion)

Seeing how their friends have been succesful, Navy Admiral Akbarji orders Lang California to proceed with the mission, and he gladly obliges.

	NAVY ADMIRAL AKBARJI: Shields closed. Start attack Reactor's main anti-reactor

	LANG CALIFORNIA: On the road. Beni-gumi, Gold brand, owned by Warrior Miyako.

(Lol)

	LANG CALIFORNIA: My complaint is overkill and others.

(Laughing devotion)

(Deleted Scene: Lord Vader is informed of the destruction of the shield generator. He reluctantly allows his crew to carry out the West Emperor's orders.)

	LIEUTENANT ENDICOTT: Leader, shield failed and lost all contact with the factory.

	LORD VADER:  Open the station and blow up the moon.

	LIEUTENANT ENDICOTT: Start the standard round.

	IMPERIAL GUNNER: Sir.

(End of Deleted Scene.)

Back in the throne room, the West Emperordelivers his judgement upon The Gospel of Luke.

	WEST EMPEROR: If you don't move.. You will be destroyed.

(Electrical crackling))

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Torturous lightning shoots out of the West Emperor's finges, making The Gospel of Luke scream in agony. The injured Lord Bader rises up again.

	WEST EMPEROR: Baby idiot. The way to the end... You know that.

(Crackling))

(Luke screaming))))

(Creaking continues)

(Continuous growl)))

(Snoring)

	WEST EMPEROR: Bad game skills! The power of the dark side!

(Screaming and moaning))

	WEST EMPEROR: You have to pay he toll for your lack of foresight!

(SCREAMS)

Overcome with pain, The Gospel of Luke pleads for his father to save him.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: Daddy, please!

(SCREAMING)

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: Help ke Te!

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

(LUKE SCREAMING)

For a moment, the pain stops. But as it turns out, the West Emperor is merely savouring the moment, getting ready for the final blow.

	WEST EMPEROR: Today, the young Skywalker... He's dying.

(GROANING SOFTLY)

(LUKE SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

The Gospel of Luke pleads for helpone last time. At first, it seems like Lord Bader is refusing it...

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: Father San!

	LORD BADER: no!

(At least I THINK that was the intention behind these Special Edition lines, a change which was pointless at best and detrimental at worst. But as it gave us this following line, it just MAY have been worth it.)

... but then he does a 180, picking up the Wesrt Emperor while hollering furiously.

	LORD BADER: Do not want!

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

Lord Bader carries away his old master and throws him down into one of the giant pits which are for some reason present in the throne room. The D seems to explode in a huge mist of smoke and energy.

(LABORED BREATHING)

The Gospel of Luke regains his senses and walks over to Lord Bader, who has fallen down to the floor and just about succumbed to his wounds.

END OF SCENE 26.