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Carnage Kabuto strength

Aug 19th, 2020
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  1. C: Player Zombieman, commencing simulation.
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  3. Zombieman: Bring it on, as long as it's something that can be defeated.
  4.  
  5. CK: Baaaaaaaka!
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  7. squashing noises
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  9. Metal Bat: Hey hey, that Zombieman, I thought he'd start the battle with leisure, isn't this a one sided beatdown?
  10.  
  11. Sneck: Ouch, I can't bear to watch.
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  13. Darkshine: His body is gradually disappearing, is it okay to keep it going? It's starting to look gory as hell.
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  15. Genos: This is strange, the battle should have long since been concluded, but the system isn't stopping it. What's going on?
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  17. Zombieman: It must be because my brain isn't acknowledging this as real danger on a cognitive level.
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  19. Zombieman: Stuff like this isn't even considered damage.
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  21. Metal Bat: No no no, what a load of bollocks. A body-less head is in no position to say that!
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  23. Genos: Totally not useful for reference!
  24.  
  25. Metal Bat: Looks like it's going to go on for a while, yawns, I'm gonna take a nap. Call me when it's over.
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  27. Darkshine: I'm also going to take a break and get ready for my battle.
  28.  
  29. Genos: Then aside from Zombieman, it's recess for everyone else. Everyone, go take a break.
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  31. G (monologue): Afterwards, Zombieman's battle lasted for over 3 hours, since there was no conclusion, the system automatically sped-up its simulation clock and one week has passed in the simulation.
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  33. C: Simulation complete.
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  35. Darkshine: Ooh! Zombieman’s back!
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  37. Metal Bat: Finally acknowledging your defeat?
  38.  
  39. Zombieman: I won.
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  41. Genos: What did you say?
  42.  
  43. Zombieman: After transforming into Carnage Mode or whatever and rampaging, it spent all its stamina and couldn't even move.
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  45. Zombieman: I saw my chance and started my attack.
  46.  
  47. Sneck: Finally winning after losing for 1 week straight...
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  49. Genos: That's amazing! ...but can't be used for reference at all...
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