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- C: Player Zombieman, commencing simulation.
- Zombieman: Bring it on, as long as it's something that can be defeated.
- CK: Baaaaaaaka!
- squashing noises
- Metal Bat: Hey hey, that Zombieman, I thought he'd start the battle with leisure, isn't this a one sided beatdown?
- Sneck: Ouch, I can't bear to watch.
- Darkshine: His body is gradually disappearing, is it okay to keep it going? It's starting to look gory as hell.
- Genos: This is strange, the battle should have long since been concluded, but the system isn't stopping it. What's going on?
- Zombieman: It must be because my brain isn't acknowledging this as real danger on a cognitive level.
- Zombieman: Stuff like this isn't even considered damage.
- Metal Bat: No no no, what a load of bollocks. A body-less head is in no position to say that!
- Genos: Totally not useful for reference!
- Metal Bat: Looks like it's going to go on for a while, yawns, I'm gonna take a nap. Call me when it's over.
- Darkshine: I'm also going to take a break and get ready for my battle.
- Genos: Then aside from Zombieman, it's recess for everyone else. Everyone, go take a break.
- G (monologue): Afterwards, Zombieman's battle lasted for over 3 hours, since there was no conclusion, the system automatically sped-up its simulation clock and one week has passed in the simulation.
- C: Simulation complete.
- Darkshine: Ooh! Zombieman’s back!
- Metal Bat: Finally acknowledging your defeat?
- Zombieman: I won.
- Genos: What did you say?
- Zombieman: After transforming into Carnage Mode or whatever and rampaging, it spent all its stamina and couldn't even move.
- Zombieman: I saw my chance and started my attack.
- Sneck: Finally winning after losing for 1 week straight...
- Genos: That's amazing! ...but can't be used for reference at all...
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