I’m a fiend for a big dirty minge crime
When I do one I have a great time
A bit of climbing's all I require
I let the suitcase take me higher
My friends think that it’s a bad habit, damn it
If you take my case away
I’ll punch your fucking scripts away, easy!
You might think I’m over the top
But when I hear that plyban drop
I just can’t control my actions
But I still feel satisfaction
So just come around here minging
I just wanna hear the admin whinging
Or we can just roleplay all day
If not get the fuck out my way
The other day I got a charban order
And I think it’s well out of order
All the CPs throwing a fit
So I told them suck my dick
And I told them I got the power
And I turn the minging up louder
All night till 6 in the morning
Old bastards, they just boring
You know me, I’m the balding father
Nobody can tell me neither
And the CPs turned up and they took me
We drove out to the nexus and they booked me
Then they said they'd give me a caution
If I didn’t give them no distortion
But I said don’t bother, I’m guilty
And my roleplay's fucking filthy