To Saria Town, Session 1

<Woofington>	LADIES
<Woofington>	WHERE MY BITCHES AT
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*	DM kicks Woofington, SandorClegane and Zephy to Hyrule Castle's Northern Port.
<DM>	*You land at the recently build port (recently = about 2 years). Behind you is the large Northern Gate to get into Hyrule Village.*
<SandorClegane>	can i burn the villlage?
<DM>	*Nearby, you hear quite the commotion as about fifty people seem to be crowded in front of several boats.*
<DM>	(let's see, got any fire spells?)
<SandorClegane>	how about outdoorsy know how?
<DM>	(good luck pulling that off... besides, you're at the port right now)
<DM>	*A particular chubby old man wearing golden robes wanders over to you.*
<DM>	[???]: Hello there. Are you new adventurers, by chance?
<DM>	*His robes have several emblems of the Triforce on them as a rather flashy decoration. His beard reminds you of Gand-*
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<SandorClegane>	im just glad he has robes on
<DM>	*His beard extends across his wide face and down to his chest.*
<DM>	[???]: Oh, hahah, and to think just morning I nearly ran out of my house without them!
<Zephy>	can I ask him if I can have his robes?
<DM>	(you could try)
<SandorClegane>	dibs
<Zephy>	ok I ask him if I can have his robes
<DM>	you can just do "Can I have your robes?"
<Zephy>	well ok then mister
<Zephy>	can I have your robes?
<DM>	[???]: Err, umm, well err uhh.... I uhh... I don't have a spare on me, and uhh... I don't feel like that's appropriate, young sir.
<SandorClegane>	can i steal his robes?
<Zephy>	I open my coat and flash him my wand as a threat
<DM>	(if you had the Steal Skill, yes, but you don't)
<DM>	(don't forget the /me command)
<DM>	'/me does a barrel roll.'
*	DM does a barrel roll.
<DM>	[???]: Hey, watch where you're pointin' that thing! I'll have you know, as Rauru, the Head Priest of the Temple of Time, I can have you arrested for doing such a thing!
*	X_X is now known as Rauru
*	SandorClegane readies to attack the old man
<DM>	*Your wand seems small and insignificant to Rauru's bouldering size.*
<DM>	*Several guards come up and surround you.*
*	X__X is now known as Guard
<Guard>	Is there a problem here, SIR?
*	Woofington is having nothing to do with this.
<SandorClegane>	THE POWER OF GTA COMPELS ME!
<Zephy>	no problem here
<Rauru>	No no, no problem at all, please, I think these folks just want to get in a few fights... which I was going to forward them to.
*	Woofington wanders away nonchalantly (despite spelling it wrong).
<Zephy>	nothing is happening
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<DM>	wut
<DM>	(you and your gta)
<Sephiroth>	(you and your dota)
<Guard>	Hmm... very well. Have a good one, sir.
<DM>	(hey, I'm not the only one, SandorClegane and Zephy here are dota-ers too)
<Zephy>	dota's great
*	Guard is now known as X__X
*	DM forwards the extranneous chats to #zuchat.
*	You've invited Zephy to #zuchat (eraniss.tx.us.lunarnet.org)
*	You've invited SandorClegane to #zuchat (eraniss.tx.us.lunarnet.org)
<DM>	(to join, type /join #zuchat
<Rauru>	Yes, I was getting to that, had you not *ahem* so hastily tried to kill me.
*	Rauru points to the crowd.
<Rauru>	See the crowd there? They're trying to reach Saria Town, which is north of here. But something odd has happened, and... Saria Town isn't accepting anyone through the port.
<Rauru>	They haven't given a reason either.
<SandorClegane>	must be a civil war within the town
<Rauru>	No, not quite... we'd notice it if that was the case.
<Zephy>	we should probably make our way there and burn it
<Rauru>	That town has had a repuptation of evil creatures taking the forms of residents there rather flawlessly.
<Rauru>	It could be the reason for the suddenly blockade.
<SandorClegane>	ill get the sarin
<SandorClegane>	err
<DM>	(the sarin?)
<SandorClegane>	its a chemical weapon
<SandorClegane>	nvm
<Rauru>	So we're sending you folks over through the mountain pass route.
*	Rauru gets down closer to whisper.
<Rauru>	If you're looking for a fight, there's some creatures over the mountain pass that might be up for it. Or the ones taking over Saria Town.
<SandorClegane>	i prefer defensless townsfolk
<Rauru>	Ehh, might not be quite that defenseless when you get there.
<Rauru>	ANYHOW...
<Rauru>	There's a secondary port just over there *points to a port where just one person is at*. The ferryman will take you to a mountain pass that will lead you to the south entrance of Saria Town. Good luck to you all.
<DM>	(Don't you love how the big guys up top are sending in the newbies to take care of this?)
<Zephy>	before we go, do you have an extra wand that I can threaten people with?
<SandorClegane>	that feels awully suspicious
<SandorClegane>	the old man
<Rauru>	Uhh, well, you could just buy an extra wand if that's what you're looking for.
<Zephy>	but I'm just a poor boy
<Woofington>	do you need sympathy?
<Woofington>	are you easy come easy go?
*	DM high fives Woofington.
<Zephy>	nice
<SandorClegane>	obviously wants to get us isolated in a mountain pass where he has thugs and brigands set up to ambush us and steal all of our belonings
*	Woofington is now known as Dhoo
<Zephy>	good thing we have no belongings
<SandorClegane>	that old man is up to no good
<SandorClegane>	but he doesnt know that
*	Rauru appears to have wandered off already... getting away from your threatening wand pointing skills.
*	Rauru is now known as X_X
<DM>	*If you're done shopping, head to the lone port, and the ferryman will ship you over to the mountain pass.*
<Zephy>	what a rude old man
<SandorClegane>	hes just sending word to his men
<Dhoo>	TO THE STORES!
<SandorClegane>	i say we mug the ferrymen
<Zephy>	I'm saving my money
<SandorClegane>	hes alone over by that port isolated
<DM>	(brb 5 minutes, use that time to shop here - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-6.html
<SandorClegane>	if you distract him ill club him
<SandorClegane>	and we get a free bost
<SandorClegane>	boat*
<Zephy>	I'm down with that plan
<Zephy>	I'll threaten him with my wand
<Zephy>	in the mean time you sneak behind him and club him
<SandorClegane>	this will work
<DM>	(back with watermelon)
<DM>	(you guys are actually doing this?)
<Zephy>	yes
<Zephy>	and i've got grapes
<Zephy>	so i win
<DM>	(very well)
<DM>	(commit your plan away)
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<SandorClegane>	ok lets do this
<Zephy>	alright
*	Zephy walks up to the ferryman and opens his coat to show his wand
*	X_X is now known as Ferryman
<Ferryman>	*Solid Snake voice*
<Ferryman>	That's a very nice wand you have there.
<Zephy>	thanks, I made it from a tree branch
*	SandorClegane sneaks up behind the ferryman and attacks with his sowrd
<DM>	(Roll Courage vs. his Wisdom)
<Zephy>	I bet his wisdom is like 80 or something
<Ferryman>	Intriguing!
<Ferryman>	So, are you here to take the mountain pass to Saria Town to investigate what's goin' on there?
<SandorClegane>	$12d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 9, 7, 3, 2, 1, 5, 2, 1, 2, 6 and 8. Total: 49. Successes: 5.
<Ferryman>	$5d10
<Navi>	Ferryman: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 8, 4 and 2. Total: 31. Successes: 3.
*	Ferryman takes a stab to the knee, preventing him from adventuring.
<Ferryman>	AAAAAAHHHHHHH
*	Ferryman passes out from the pain, but not before scream in agony.
<DM>	*screaming
*	SandorClegane quickly unlashes boat
<DM>	*Well, the boat is open! ... might wanna get in quick before the guards get over here.*
*	Zephy quickly searches the ferryman for any loot before getting on the boat
<SandorClegane>	quickly into the boat!
<DM>	*From afar, you see a few guards rushing over to you.*
*	SandorClegane prepares to shove off
<DM>	*You manage to get 50 Rupees from his pockets.*
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*	Mew is now known as BlueShell
<SandorClegane>	everyone in the boat?
<Zephy>	yar
<Dhoo>	GO AHEAD WITHOUT ME I'LL CATCH UP!
<Dhoo>	I KNOW HOW TO DOG PADDLE!
*	SandorClegane launches the boat into the harbor
<DM>	*Mr. Werewolfos-san's voice reaches you from the market about a mile away.*
<DM>	*You launch successfully as the guards at the port get stalled by the injured ferryman.*
*	Ferryman is now known as X_X
<Zephy>	I'll split the rubies with Sandor
<Zephy>	so we both get 25
<SandorClegane>	AYE!
<Zephy>	I meant
<Zephy>	rupees
<DM>	*You hear, before your boat gets far enough away, "IF I CAN'T LIVE AS A FERRY MAN, OR AN ADVENTURER, I MIGHT AS WELL BE DEAD"*
<Zephy>	that's embarassing
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<Zephy>	well now I feel bad
<DM>	lol
<SandorClegane>	i bet we left an orphan
<Zephy>	oh god ;_;
<Zephy>	but hey, 25 rupees
*	Dhoo takes a flying leap off of the dock end and doggie paddles to the boat.
<DM>	*So where are you headed to? There's north, which leads to Saria Town (the mountain pass stop is on the way), and that's literally it.*
<Dhoo>	What did I miss?
<SandorClegane>	well this way she can grow up in a supportive orphangae rather with a  father who would leave all the time under the guise of being a ferryman
<DM>	*Dhoo arrives mysteriously on the side of your boat.*
<SandorClegane>	must be part micheal phelps
<DM>	*The other passes are blocked by walls.*
<DM>	(lol)
<Zephy>	Dhoo phelps
*	BlueShell smiles from behind the Fourth Wall.
<DM>	$pie BlueShell
*	Kefka throws a Cream pie at BlueShell as requested by DM. I threw 122 pies on LunarNet.
*	BlueShell kicks DM out the window.
<Zephy>	we should probably just go to the mountain pass
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<Dhoo>	Ohhhh maaan a mountain pass?
<Dhoo>	Really?
<SandorClegane>	i say we scuttle the boat
<Dhoo>	Those things are friggin' scary.
<DM>	* BlueShell smiles from behind the Fourth Wall. --> I am suddenly reminded of the god darn masks from Mario 2.
*	BlueShell is now known as Phanto
<Zephy>	why would we do that
<SandorClegane>	why not?
<DM>	*Suddenly, an arrow thunks in the water next to you.*
*	Phanto grins creepily.
<Zephy>	we'll need it later
<DM>	*Behind, it seems a boat of guards are closing in on you.*
<Zephy>	I agree we should anandon ship
<SandorClegane>	its either that or head for open ocean
<Dhoo>	I'm starting to doubt my reasons for coming with you guys.
<DM>	*Open ocean would involve having to get past Saria Town.*
<Zephy>	how far away are we from the mountain pass
<DM>	*Another arrow bounces off of the port side of your boat.*
<SandorClegane>	FREE ARROWS!
<SandorClegane>	they have to run out at some point
*	Dhoo jumps onto Zephy's shoulders.
<DM>	*You're able to see it just ahead. There's a bit of land to the side of the overhanging mountain river pass.*
<Dhoo>	ZOINKS!
<Zephy>	WHAT
<Zephy>	I think we should try to sneakily jump out of our boat while it starts heading the other way and hope they don't see us
<Zephy>	and swim to the mountain pass
*	Phanto swoops down from above.
<SandorClegane>	but we could be prirtes
<SandorClegane>	have straw hats and barrle catapults
<Zephy>	I don't think we can kill the guards
<SandorClegane>	they will join us
<Dhoo>	Rut's a ririte Rephy?
*	DM checks... yeah, the average level of guards are Level 20.
<Zephy>	are you a dog?
<Zephy>	I'm starting to think he's a dog
<DM>	You wouldn't stand a ghost of a chance against one of them just screwing with you, currently.
<SandorClegane>	no one liked the ferryman he smelled why do you think he was alone
<Dhoo>	RUH ROH!
<SandorClegane>	they just want to give us a key to the city
<Dhoo>	Do you think he'll come back to haunt us?
<Dhoo>	I'm scared of gh-gh-gh-ghosts!
*	Phanto swoops in again, just missing the bow of your boat.
<SandorClegane>	ill get the crucifix
<DM>	(so, you guys doing Zephy's plan or just heading straight for the mountain pass in the boat?
<Dhoo>	well i have no desire to fight guards i cant even hit so im bailing
<SandorClegane>	i perfer to live on the edge
<DM>	*Another arrow lands on the front of your boat.*
<DM>	*It pierces the boat, and water starts to slowly leak in.*
<DM>	(dat's a strong arrow)
<SandorClegane>	by this time the other boat should have caught up with us
<Zephy>	welp I'm jumping and swimming to the mountain pass
<Dhoo>	Well I'm going to bail while you guys bail.
<SandorClegane>	is this boat made from styrofaom?
*	Dhoo jumps into the water and heads to the pass.
<DM>	[Guard]: *hollering* YO DOG, I HEARD YOU LIKE BAILIN-
*	Zephy follows Dhoo
<DM>	[Guard]: *hollering* You men in the boat there! Halt and surrender, or we'll unleash a world of pain!
*	Phanto swoops down and collides with Guard's head.
<DM>	(big words for a simpleton guard)
<SandorClegane>	I WILL FIGHT TO THE BITTER END!
<DM>	*The guard relives horrifying memories of his childhood and starts freaking out as the Phanton screws with him.*
<SandorClegane>	COME HELL OR HIGH WATER!
<DM>	[Guard]: OH GOD, NOOOOOOOO, NOT THAT, NOOOOOOOOOO
<DM>	*The boat of guards breaks out into pandemonium as you safely get away.*
<DM>	*Dhoo and Zephy reach the entrance to the pass while SandorClegane continues to challenge the guards from his sinking boat.*
<Dhoo>	Thank you contrived plot device! Your sacrifice will not be in vain.
*	DM pets Mr. Phanto.
*	SandorClegane scours boat for repair kit
<DM>	*There does not appear to be a repair kit. It's possible that only the ferryman had it elsewhere.*
<SandorClegane>	you forgot the repair kit on his body
<Zephy>	which I looted
*	Phanto swoops down and collides with SandorClegane's head.
*	DM looks back... yep, the Ferryman had the repair kit in the porthouse, which has guards in front of it.
<SandorClegane>	worst ferryman ever
<DM>	*You're at the entrance to the mountain pass, which doesn't appear look friendly (wide enough for 4 people to pass through at most, the cliff overhanging eerily above, making it feel like a cramped cave.*
<DM>	*A sign is next to it... "TO SARIA TOWN"*
<DM>	*The writing appears to be scribbled on there twice... one in professional penmenship.... the other in blood.*
<Dhoo>	Uhm... yeah.. I have this thing where I hate going into places with directions written in blood. Is it cool if we find another way to Saria Town?
<DM>	*penmanship
<DM>	*The other way to Saria Town is contiuing up the river... if you can fix your boat.*
<SandorClegane>	its just squirrel blood
<Zephy>	can we swim?
<Zephy>	I'm a good swimmer
*	Dhoo sniffs the blood.
<SandorClegane>	hes got a scennt zephy
*	Dhoo looks at DM.
*	Dhoo keeps looking at DM.
<DM>	*You look down the river passage. There's no fog, yet you still can't even see the sillouette of Saria Town.*
<DM>	(gimme a tick)
<Zephy>	I think we're definitely partied with a dog
<DM>	*The blood appears to be that of a keese.*
<SandorClegane>	the hound is only a nickname
<DM>	Werewolfos, derived from Wolfos, which is the Zelda equivalent of a Wolf, thereby Dog family.
<Zephy>	HAH
*	Phanto is now known as BlueShell
*	Fireblast124 is now known as ThePhanto
<Zephy>	what is a keese?
<DM>	Werewolfos = Zelda version of Werewolf
<Zephy>	I understand that now
<Zephy>	THANKS
<DM>	A keese ia flying bat-like creature, with sharp wings of doom.
*	BlueShell kicks DM out the window.
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<Dhoo>	also
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<Dhoo>	you dont KNOW im a werewolf
<SandorClegane>	<---- game of thrones reference
<Dhoo>	HOW WOULD YOU
<Dhoo>	its my secret
<DM>	looking at your description, that's how
<Zephy>	because you're sniffing things and doggy paddling and what not
<SandorClegane>	you had your face in your crotch
<Dhoo>	a good tracker always uses whatever he can to find the trail
<Dhoo>	doggy paddling is an economical form of swimming
<Dhoo>	GET WITH THE PROGRAM
<SandorClegane>	but i learned how to swim correctly
<Zephy>	^
<Dhoo>	well i never had swimming lessons
<Dhoo>	doggy paddle is all i can do
<SandorClegane>	i must have beeen in the advanced program
*	DM pokes the plot device. It does not appear to budge.
<SandorClegane>	anyhoo
<Zephy>	we're taking a really long time to get to a mountain
<DM>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVKHadEvfs0
<SandorClegane>	well it is a mountain
<Zephy>	well
<Zephy>	we should go through it
<SandorClegane>	its just strange there hasne been some sort of random ambush
<DM>	*More like, you're still standing there at the entrance.*
<Dhoo>	FAST TRAVEL
<SandorClegane>	by some horde of hungry mthyical creatures
<Dhoo>	I still don't want to go in.
<SandorClegane>	thats what she sai
<SandorClegane>	d
<Zephy>	DAmn
*	BlueShell flies out of nowhere and slams into the back of Dhoo's head.
<Dhoo>	I'd do it for a Dhooby snack though.
<DM>	*Dhoo, you will get a Dhooby snack at the end of this quest.*
<DM>	*IF you go through.*
*	FireSeraphim hands dhoo a dhooy snack (a hand appears out of the forth wall)
<Dhoo>	FIIIIINE
<FireSeraphim>	*dhooby
<DM>	*Zephy, I'll write a DOTA 2 item into the game if you go through.*
<Dhoo>	I swear you guys had better not lose your glasses in here. I'm not helping you find them.
<Zephy>	I'm already totally fine with going through
<SandorClegane>	well there was a boatload of dhooby snacks a second ago
<DM>	*And SandorClegane, well... you wanna GTA it up some more, there is ample opportunity in Saria Town.*
<DM>	*Oh, I'm just incentivising the plot, cause Rauru forgot to give a quest reward.*
<SandorClegane>	i perfer a nice dialogue in random locations
<SandorClegane>	his robes
<DM>	*Very well, you'll get his robes as a quest reward.*
<SandorClegane>	he will give me his robes for completing this mission
<Zephy>	uh no
<Zephy>	he'll give me the robes
<SandorClegane>	i did call dibs
<Zephy>	I called dibs right away
<Zephy>	I asked if I could have them
<SandorClegane>	no
<SandorClegane>	yes then i called dibs
*	Dhoo sniffs towards the pass.
<SandorClegane>	Honor the dibs
*	Dhoo sniffs towards the pass again now that they are back and can see what the DM says.
<Zephy>	OK LET'S GO
<DM>	*You try sniffing the pass. A very pleasant, dhoobious smell passes your nose.*
<Dhoo>	How dhoobious are we talking here?
<DM>	*Dhooby snack dhoobious.*
<Dhoo>	That's pretty dhoobious alright
<Dhoo>	You guys go first.
*	Zephy goes first
<DM>	*You head down the pass.*
<SandorClegane>	nah
<DM>	*As you enter, it immediately feels about 10 degrees colder, and the light that's coming in from above seems dimmer and dimmer with each passing step.*
<SandorClegane>	i see we are entering a ravine
<SandorClegane>	did anyone bring some wort of lantern or torch
<DM>	*An ominous wind beats at your back from behind. The sound of it seems to be echoing back and forth off the walls of the sandor-called ravine.*
<DM>	*No, but that flying thing that's on fire just ahead of you did.... wait.*
<SandorClegane>	GAASP!
<Dhoo>	I don't know about this...
<DM>	*The smell of a Dhooby snack for Dhoo is replaced by the burning smell of flesh and bat (what) as two burning, flying Keese approach you. A nice, warm welcome to the cold deprevity of the ravine.*
<ThePhanto>	$init r
<Navi>	ThePhanto: The bot has been reset.
*	Dhoo slowly shuffles towards the way out.
<SandorClegane>	$init
<Navi>	SandorClegane: Want to insert initiative? Tell me what it is!
<SandorClegane>	kill
<SandorClegane>	kill
<SandorClegane>	kill
<SandorClegane>	kill
<SandorClegane>	kill
<SandorClegane>	kill
<SandorClegane>	kill
<DM>	stats - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-287.html
<DM>	*Note - Enemy stats, upon first encounters with them in quests are NOT visible. Their abilities are, but not their five primary stats.*
<SandorClegane>	to the death
<DM>	*Roll initiatives!8
<FireKeese1>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	FireKeese1: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
<FireKeese2>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	FireKeese2: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
<SandorClegane>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
<Zephy>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Zephy: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
<BlueShell>	"Wreath of Flames" ... So I can hang the wreath from my door?
<DM>	.... sure.
<Dhoo>	RAAAAGE
*	BlueShell notes an obvious flaw in that enemy.
<Dhoo>	$init 1d11
<Navi>	Dhoo: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
<DM>	eh?
<BlueShell>	... Its Fire level isn't high enough for Incinerate.
<DM>	... woops
<SandorClegane>	werewolves have plus one intiative
<BlueShell>	Fire even.
*	DM fixes that.
<DM>	fixed
*	DM fails at enemy level conversion, it seems.
<DM>	$init s
<Navi>	The Battle has started! Turn Order: FireKeese1 (8), SandorClegane (8), FireKeese2 (7), Dhoo (5) and Zephy (3).
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*	FireKeese1 tries to burn SandorClegane to the ground with a firey slash to the face! (Roll Courage)
*	BlueShell fires a Darte at a target for target practice.
<FireKeese1>	$8d10
<Navi>	FireKeese1: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 9, 8, 6, 7, 8, 8 and 4. Total: 55. Successes: 7.
<DM>	+1 success
<SandorClegane>	$12d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 3, 4, 1, 6, 9, 2, 7, 3, 6 and 5. Total: 58. Successes: 7.
<DM>	add $1d10 to that
<DM>	(you forgot your shield bonus)
<SandorClegane>	reroll or just the one?
<DM>	just add that
<SandorClegane>	$1d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1. Successes: 0.
*	FireKeese1 manages to get a cut in at SandorClegane, dealing 8 - 7 = 1 damage.
<FireKeese1>	^_^
<FireKeese1>	?h, ?m
<FireKeese1>	$endturn
<Navi>	FireKeese1 has ended their turn. SandorClegane: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: FireKeese1 (8), SandorClegane (8), FireKeese2 (7), Dhoo (5) and Zephy (3).
*	Darte is now known as Firiann
*	BlueShell slams into FireKeese1. "You're not Shady..."
<DM>	hahahah
*	SandorClegane brings his  sword back and charges fire keese 1
<FireKeese1>	!!!
<SandorClegane>	$12d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 4, 4, 7, 2, 8, 7, 9, 4, 3 and 3. Total: 59. Successes: 5.
<FireKeese1>	$8d10
<Navi>	FireKeese1: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 2, 9, 5, 10, 8, 1 and 9. Total: 52. Successes: 7.
<DM>	wow, bad luck today
*	FireKeese1 barrel rolls outta the way.
*	BlueShell trips over a Geodude and hits last place.
<SandorClegane>	$endturn
<Navi>	SandorClegane has ended their turn. FireKeese2: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: FireKeese1 (8), SandorClegane (8), FireKeese2 (7), Dhoo (5) and Zephy (3).
<DM>	(notate your hearts/magic as well)
<SandorClegane>	k 1 dam
<DM>	you should be at 2h, 1m
<BlueShell>	2 dams.
<BlueShell>	blocking the river.
<BlueShell>	oh shi------
*	FireKeese2 sees a dhooby dhoo and swings in for the kill! (Roll Courage)
<FireKeese2>	$8d10
<Navi>	FireKeese2: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 9, 9, 5, 1, 7, 1 and 3. Total: 42. Successes: 5.
<FireKeese2>	+1 success
<Dhoo>	$3d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 7 and 5. Total: 20. Successes: 3.
<Firiann>	$5d8
<Navi>	Firiann: You rolled 5 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 4, 2, 3, 7 and 7. Total: 23.
<DM>	*REALLY bad luck today, it seems.*
<DM>	oh, add $1d10
<DM>	(speed demon)
<Dhoo>	$1d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 5. Total: 5. Successes: 1.
<DM>	6 - 4 = 2 damage
<Firiann>	(Sooo I'm a deku scrub.  Is that a first?)
*	FireKeese2 sears the fur off Dhoo's furbian coating.
<DM>	(ooh, yes it tis)
<FireKeese2>	?h, ?m
<FireKeese2>	$endturn
<Navi>	FireKeese2 has ended their turn. Dhoo: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: FireKeese1 (8), SandorClegane (8), FireKeese2 (7), Dhoo (5) and Zephy (3).
*	Dhoo bares his fangs and leaps at FireKeese2. (Roll Power)
<Dhoo>	$5d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 5, 4 and 9. Total: 35. Successes: 4.
<FireKeese2>	$1d10
<Navi>	FireKeese2: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 9. Total: 9. Successes: 1.
*	FireKeese2 is hit!
<Firiann>	(LOL YES.  Werewolfos is win.)
<DM>	*The wreath of flames causes a backlash to Dhoo for 1 burn damage... but...*
<DM>	4 - 1 = 3 + 1 = 4 damage
<Dhoo>	i need to fix up my description ha ha
*	FireKeese2 falls dead to a powerful leap from Dhoo and his Dhooland skillet of skills.
<FireKeese2>	$removeme
<Navi>	FireKeese2 has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: FireKeese1 (8), SandorClegane (8), Dhoo (5) and Zephy (3).
*	FireKeese2 is now known as X__X
<Dhoo>	$endturn
<Navi>	Dhoo has ended their turn. Zephy: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: FireKeese1 (8), SandorClegane (8), Dhoo (5) and Zephy (3).
<DM>	(hearts/magic)
<Dhoo>	oh ha ha
<Dhoo>	1h 2m
*	Zephy charges firekeese1 with his shield (roll power)
<Zephy>	$9d10
<Navi>	Zephy: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 6, 1, 9, 3, 10, 6 and 9. Total: 51. Successes: 7.
<FireKeese1>	$1d10
<Navi>	FireKeese1: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2. Successes: 0.
<DM>	7 - 0 = 7/2 = 3.5 rounded = 4 damage
<DM>	*Zephy takes a backlash of 1 burn damage as well.*
<Zephy>	6h, 2m
*	FireKeese1 is blasted out of existence by a Zephyrian bash head-on. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
<FireKeese1>	$removeme
<Navi>	FireKeese1 has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: SandorClegane (8), Dhoo (5) and Zephy (3).
*	FireKeese1 is now known as X_X
<Zephy>	$endturn
<DM>	$init r
<Navi>	Zephy has ended their turn. SandorClegane: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: SandorClegane (8), Dhoo (5) and Zephy (3).
<Navi>	DM: The bot has been reset.
<DM>	+8 EXP
<DM>	+$8d8 Rupees
<Dhoo>	$8d8
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 8 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 2, 6, 5, 3, 2, 5, 8 and 2. Total: 33.
<Zephy>	+$8d8
<SandorClegane>	$8d8
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 8 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 6, 8, 8, 8, 4 and 6. Total: 51.
<Zephy>	$8d8
<Navi>	Zephy: You rolled 8 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 5, 6, 1, 5, 7 and 2. Total: 34.
<Zephy>	derp
<DM>	lol
<DM>	holy crap Sandor, nice roll
*	DM rolls random item drops!
<DM>	$2d6
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 6 and 2. Total: 8.
<DM>	oh wow
<DM>	$1d50
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 1 Die with 50 Sides. Result: 33. Total: 33.
<DM>	*A Heart Container and a Rare Ring drop! Who wants them?*
<SandorClegane>	dibs
<Dhoo>	yoink the heart
<Zephy>	I'm a giver not a taker
<DM>	(Fyi, Heart Containers by pickups are added straight to your profile, but you also add it under your Misc. There's a section for that)
<SandorClegane>	ok ring it is
<DM>	http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-22-post-41.html#pid41 --> Rare Ring
<Dhoo>	ill show you by doing it now
*	Firiann is now known as Mystery
<DM>	*As you defeat the firey Keese, Dhoo smells a Dhooby snack!*
<DM>	(yes, I added it.... here you go - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-287.html
<DM>	(brb 2 minutes while Mystery Man introduces himself... or lies in wait)
<Dhoo>	ROH ROY!
<SandorClegane>	so ring?
<Mystery>	A pair of reddish lights appear in the darkness near the ravine's wall, accompanied by a whispering, rustling sound.
<Dhoo>	A MYSTERY!
<DM>	(back)
<SandorClegane>	what do i do with this ring?
<DM>	(stick it in your rings)
<DM>	adding stuff to your profile - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-18.html
<Mystery>	With a high-pitched squeak, a figure tumbles away from the wall and into clear view in the dying embers of the Fire Keese.
*	Mystery is now known as Firiann
<Dhoo>	It's a mask!
*	Firiann is a Deku Scrubette.
*	Dhoo tries to pull the mask off.
<Dhoo>	COME ON OLD MAN JOHNSON THE JIG IS UP!
*	Firiann wails piteously.  "Owwww my bark, gerroff!"
*	Firiann kicks at Dhoo with her scrubby roots.
<DM>	hahah, a dog is trying to pry the bark off, hah hah, ahahahahah, hahahahhahh *ruuuuuuuns*
FireSeraphim Firiann
<Firiann>	(Don't make me break character to scowl at you. :P)
*	DM gives voice to Dhoo Firiann SandorClegane Zephy
*	DM gives voice to FireSeraphim
<Dhoo>	dont make make me use oyu to mark my territory
*	Firiann sticks a tubular tongue at Dhoo before dashing well out of reach.
<DM>	Sandor, place it between [Items type=Rings] and [/Items], not right after
<DM>	*You meet a new friend, it seems... or a stalker. Dunno, can't tell with scrubs.*
<SandorClegane>	does it really matter?
<DM>	well, if you want your profile to look nice and organized, yes
<SandorClegane>	nope
<DM>	*Anyhow, scrubface aside, the path seems clear ahead. It also seems to widen and lighten up a bit.*
*	Dhoo sniffs around.
*	SandorClegane stands there like a baddass
*	Zephy farts
<DM>	*You sniff around, but all you smell is dirt, and the musty stench of dark ravines.... and Zephy.*
<SandorClegane>	classy
<Zephy>	we should probably go forward
*	Zephy goes forward
*	SandorClegane charges foward
<DM>	*You head foward. In fact, the ravine seems to be going uphill, with the top getting closer and closer.*
*	Firiann squints at the group suspiciously, rustling behind them in a failing attempt at stealth.
<SandorClegane>	let him follow
<SandorClegane>	he will burn
*	Dhoo saunters along, alternating between 2 legs and 4.
<DM>	*SandorClegane Demoknight-charges forward and ends up at the top of the ravine's path when it suddenly stops.*
<Firiann>	*she
<DM>	*Down below (about a 10 foot drop), you can see a small encampment of Goriyas.*
<SandorClegane>	why does the kindling talk?
<SandorClegane>	i vote attack
<DM>	*Well, there's two Goriyas, and some weird floaty thing of darkness. Not sure what that is, really. They haven't noticed you from your perch from above.*
<Zephy>	we should sneak attack
<SandorClegane>	well we could lite the deku on fire and she could spread the fire in the camp making a distraction
*	BlueShell trips over a random Geodude and tumbles over a cliff.
<SandorClegane>	while we ambush them
<DM>	(lol at Sandor's suggestion)
<Zephy>	do we have anything to set her on fire with
<DM>	*There's two paths stemming from the encampment. One is a small ravine path leading north (in the direction of Saria Town), and the other is a cave entrace leading south.*
<DM>	*entrance
<SandorClegane>	welll someone should have taken fire affintity
*	Firiann fires a seed at the back of each of the group's heads.
<DM>	(3 of you are nature affinity)
<Firiann>	(LOL)
<DM>	(the other of you is water affintiy)
<DM>	*affinity
<Zephy>	im unique
*	Eevee (ad39bfc0@ircip4.mibbit.com) has joined #zurpg
<Eevee>	p/p
<SandorClegane>	)this is what i get for going a character that afrid of fire)
<Dhoo>	if youre afraid of fire why do you keep wanting to light fires
<SandorClegane>	being afriad of fire is too mainstream
*	Eevee is now known as ElGoriya
<SandorClegane>	any way even with out the fire still an excellent distraction
<Dhoo>	Let's just attack.
<Zephy>	yeah
*	ElGoriya is now known as ForthWallGoriya
<ForthWallGoriya>	Never
<SandorClegane>	fibne
<ForthWallGoriya>	If you attack the Goriyas, I'll call PETA
*	ForthWallGoriya walks off
<DM>	LOL
<SandorClegane>	but they will they do?
<SandorClegane>	nothing
*	DM closes the fourth wall back up.
*	ForthWallGoriya is now known as Eevee
<DM>	*The Goriyas seem to be concentrated on the floaty dark thing. Can't really tell what it is from this range.*
<Zephy>	do we have any bonuses for sneak attacking?
*	Firiann snickers from directly behind the group.  "What, them? They's not even worth mah time! Just watch."
*	Firiann 's leaves begin to rotate, spinning faster and faster.
<DM>	(Depends how ya do it. Usually though, whatever you sneak attack rolls Wisdom to defend instead of its normal roll.)
*	Firiann launches herself off the cliff and glides gently down toward the Goriyas.
<SandorClegane>	attack then
*	Dhoo skulks down to the camp.
<DM>	*The Goriyas don't appear to notice. As you get closer, you hear a voice coming from the dark one.*
*	Firiann begins spitting harmless seeds at the Goriyas, missing wildly on each shot.
<DM>	[???]: ... and we'll meet up with The Master in Saria Town. Any questions?
<DM>	*One of the Goriya's raises its boomerang, which a seed ends up pelting.*
<DM>	*The Goriya looks down at the boomerang, turning its head.*
<DM>	*The Goriya spins back around and looks around the encampment.*
*	X_X is now known as Goriya1
<Goriya1>	$3d10
<Firiann>	"Haha, that's RIGHT! You thought you could stalk around MY planting grounds and get away with it?"
<Navi>	Goriya1: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 7 and 10. Total: 23. Successes: 4.
*	Goriya1 sees Firiann taunting him.
*	Goriya1 grunts and nudges the other Goriya.
*	Goriya2 grunts and nudges the other other Goriya (Eevee).
*	DM has kicked Goriya2 from #zurpg (Get outta the fourth wall.)
<Eevee>	(...rofl)
*	X___X is now known as DarkSoul
*	BlueShell kicks Goriya2 out the window.
*	BlueShell has kicked Goriya2 from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a conveniently placed fence! Ouch, you might not be able to have kids now... «14,658»)
<DM>	*But it DOES have kids... it's called Eevee- *ruuuuuuuns*
<Eevee>	(:O I HAVE CLONES.)
<Goriya1>	'ey! *pointing at Firiann* Yous dere! Wots ye be doin' 'ere? Where'd ya sneaky widdle woodchippa' come from?
*	Dhoo is out of restraint. LEAP ATTACKING GORIYA1! ROLL POWER!
<DM>	(Turns out Goriyas can speak.)
*	Eevee is now known as Goriya
<SandorClegane>	not when they are dead
*	Goriya1 does not see this coming and rolls its crappy wisdom stat instead.
<Dhoo>	$5d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 9, 1 and 4. Total: 31. Successes: 4.
<Goriya>	(I don't sound like that! Hmph!)
<Goriya1>	$3d10
<Navi>	Goriya1: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7 and 4. Total: 12. Successes: 1.
<DM>	4 - 1 = 3 + 1 = 4 damage
*	Goriya1 is tackled outta nowhere by Dhoo's leap!
*	Goriya2 is still startled a bit, if anyone wants to sneak attack him.
*	Goriya is now known as GoriyaFOE
<Goriya1>	2h
*	SandorClegane saveagly swings at goirya 2
<GoriyaFOE>	(EVEN IN ZURPG, F O E!)
<Dhoo>	CHAIN LEAP
<Dhoo>	$5d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 6, 8, 1 and 3. Total: 28. Successes: 4.
<DM>	(uhh, Dhoo, the chain leap thing doesn't kick in till level 10)
<Firiann>	hhhehehe
<Dhoo>	DHOO IS BREAKIN DA RULES
<Dhoo>	WUT WUT
*	Sephiroth kicks Dhoo out the window.
*	Sephiroth has kicked Dhoo from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in another channel on this network! Whoa! «14,659»)
*	Dhoo (~DoubleEx@47.54.26.134) has joined #zurpg
<DM>	(Sandor, roll yer courage)
<SandorClegane>	$12d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 10, 10, 10, 8, 1, 4, 2, 4, 2, 3 and 4. Total: 65. Successes: 8.
<Goriya2>	$5d10
<Navi>	Goriya2: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 10, 10, 7 and 3. Total: 36. Successes: 6.
*	Goriya2 is hit!
<DM>	8 - 6 = 2 damage
*	Goriya2 takes a slash to the knee, preventing it from doing any adventuring shenanigans with the other Goriya.
<Goriya2>	GRUNT
<Goriya2>	4h
<DM>	*Thy battle hath started. Roll initiatives!*
*	Zephy has been charging a water spell this whole time and attempts to fling it at goriya2
<Dhoo>	$1d11
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 1 Die with 11 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
<DM>	(ah, go ahead and fire it)
<Dhoo>	frown
<Firiann>	$1d10
<Navi>	Firiann: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 8. Total: 8. Successes: 1.
<Firiann>	;_;
<DM>	[/$init]
<SandorClegane>	$1d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 8. Total: 8. Successes: 1.
<Firiann>	SAVED
<Firiann>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Firiann: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4.
<DM>	[/$init]
<Firiann>	;u;
<DM>	lol
<SandorClegane>	too much to type
<DM>	(Zephy, since you were charging away, add 2 dice to this attack)
<SandorClegane>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
<Zephy>	$4d10
<Navi>	Zephy: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 1, 2 and 7. Total: 14. Successes: 1.
<DM>	ooh, nice
*	Goriya2 is now mimicing SandorClegane, gaining 1 dice on defense.
<Goriya2>	$4d10
<Navi>	Goriya2: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 3 and 7. Total: 25. Successes: 3.
*	Goriya2 evades Zephy's attempted spell.
<Goriya1>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Goriya1: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
<Goriya2>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Goriya2: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
<DarkSoul>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	DarkSoul: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
<DM>	o_o
<Zephy>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Zephy: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
<DM>	*Dhoo, roll init
<Dhoo>	i did didnt i
<DM>	with an $init this time
<Dhoo>	$init 1d11
<Navi>	Dhoo: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
<DM>	$init s
<Dhoo>	hur
<Navi>	The Battle has started! Turn Order: SandorClegane (10), Goriya2 (9), Dhoo (7), Firiann (4), Zephy (3), Goriya1 (1) and DarkSoul (1).
<Dhoo>	i forgot the $ int
<DM>	Bonus Turns: SandorClegane
<DM>	When you roll a 10, you get an extra turn before the first round starts.
<Goriya1>	2h
*	SandorClegane attacks goriya 1 with a sword
<DM>	stats - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-287.html
<Goriya1>	2h | Mimicing Dhoo
<Goriya2>	4h | Mimicing SandorClegane
<DarkSoul>	?h, ?m
<SandorClegane>	$12d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 10, 6, 5, 5, 4, 4, 9, 1, 4, 6 and 9. Total: 65. Successes: 8.
<Goriya1>	$8d10
<Navi>	Goriya1: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 5, 3, 7, 10, 9 and 6. Total: 57. Successes: 9.
Goriya1 Goriya2 GoriyaFOE
*	DM throws an anti-lucksack Geodude at Goriya1, forcing it to reroll that.
<Goriya1>	$8d10
<Navi>	Goriya1: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 6, 6, 5, 7, 3, 10 and 10. Total: 56. Successes: 9.
<DM>	..
<SandorClegane>	i accept my fate
*	ThePhanto haunts Navi for lucksacks
<DM>	*Bonus turn ended, you get your actual turn now!*
<GoriyaFOE>	BUT WAIT, ISN'T THAT A ROLLOFF?
*	BlueShell is now known as Geodude
*	GoriyaFOE gets out of existence
<Geodude>	DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
<DM>	8 vs. 9 = not a rolloff
*	Geodude kicks Goriya1 out the window.
*	Geodude has kicked Goriya1 from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a live studio audience, filled with extremist fans. Whatever they're cheering for, it can't be ZURPG. «14,660»)
*	Goriya1 (WindStrike@24.246.163.12) has joined #zurpg
<GoriyaFOE>	(Oh, I was looking at both 9s.)
*	SandorClegane goes in for a second strike on goriya 1
<DM>	(lol)
<SandorClegane>	$12d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 10, 1, 6, 7, 7, 1, 6, 7, 8 and 3. Total: 65. Successes: 9.
<DM>	Live Studio Audience = Extremist Fans = DOTA + League players in a flame war = Death to anyone that enters
<Goriya1>	$8d10
<Navi>	Goriya1: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 7, 9, 10, 4, 7, 4 and 7. Total: 52. Successes: 6.
*	Goriya1 is sliced in half by SandorClegane's vicious blade, with its head flying into a neverending war between the religions of DOTA and League, forever to lost in a forgotten sea of a religious debate.
<Geodude>	$init j
<Navi>	Geodude: You have entered the fray!
<Goriya1>	$removeme
<Navi>	Goriya1 has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: SandorClegane (10), Goriya2 (9), Dhoo (7), Firiann (4), Zephy (3), DarkSoul (1) and Geodude (0).
*	Goriya1 is now known as X_X
<SandorClegane>	$endturn
<Navi>	SandorClegane has ended their turn. Goriya2: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: SandorClegane (10), Goriya2 (9), Dhoo (7), Firiann (4), Zephy (3), DarkSoul (1) and Geodude (0).
*	Goriya2 gets revenge on its Goriyan (that's a word?) brethren by chucking its Spiked Boomerang at SandorClegane! (Roll Power)
<Goriya2>	$9d10
<Navi>	Goriya2: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 4, 8, 2, 7, 5, 3 and 4. Total: 35. Successes: 3.
<SandorClegane>	$3d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 6 and 7. Total: 15. Successes: 2.
*	Goriya2 lands a light hit on SandorClegane's knee, but he's still an adventurer. Sadface.
<DM>	1 damage, you're sitting at 1h, 1m
<SandorClegane>	yup
<Goriya2>	4h | Mimicing SandorClegane
<Goriya2>	$endturn
<Navi>	Goriya2 has ended their turn. Dhoo: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: SandorClegane (10), Goriya2 (9), Dhoo (7), Firiann (4), Zephy (3), DarkSoul (1) and Geodude (0).
<Dhoo>	LEAP ATTACK DARK SOUL GO POWER GO
<Dhoo>	$5d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 1, 8 and 3. Total: 18. Successes: 2.
<Dhoo>	oh come on
<DarkSoul>	$2d10
<Navi>	DarkSoul: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5 and 6. Total: 11. Successes: 2.
<DM>	ROLLOFF
<Dhoo>	$5d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 6, 6, 2 and 5. Total: 21. Successes: 3.
<DarkSoul>	$2d10
<Navi>	DarkSoul: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3 and 8. Total: 11. Successes: 1.
<DM>	3 - 1 = 2 + 1 = 3 damage
<Dhoo>	2H 2M
<Dhoo>	$endturn
<Navi>	Dhoo has ended their turn. Firiann: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: SandorClegane (10), Goriya2 (9), Dhoo (7), Firiann (4), Zephy (3), DarkSoul (1) and Geodude (0).
*	DarkSoul is tackled by a ferocious Werewolfos. Baffled by its existence, it considers enlightenment rather than continuing to live in this forsaken world.
<DarkSoul>	$removeme
<Navi>	DarkSoul has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: SandorClegane (10), Goriya2 (9), Dhoo (7), Firiann (4), Zephy (3) and Geodude (0).
*	DarkSoul is now known as X___X
*	Firiann snaps her trust deku stick off and swings it wildly at Goriya2!
<DM>	(that is so wrong)
<ThePhanto>	(Very)
<Firiann>	(d'oh why did I pick up a courage weapon)
<Dhoo>	PENIS JOKE
*	SandorClegane cringes
<Firiann>	$6d10
<Navi>	Firiann: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 4, 1, 7 and 1. Total: 24. Successes: 2.
<Firiann>	(D'OH)
<Goriya2>	$8d10
<Navi>	Goriya2: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 7, 5, 8, 2, 3, 9 and 1. Total: 38. Successes: 4.
*	DM applauds you, sire.
<Firiann>	"Aww snap, crackle poplars!"
<Dhoo>	Your bark is worse than your bite.
*	Goriya2 blocks Firiann's backbone.
<Dhoo>	is this entire game going to be nothing but plant and dog puns?
*	DM sees bark chipping off of Firiann.
<Firiann>	A seed strikes Dhoo on the back of the head.
<DM>	($endturn?)
<Firiann>	Counter.
<DM>	Counterattacks disabled till 5
<SandorClegane>	dhoo i beiliieve you are barking up the wrong tree!
<DM>	Level 5, that is
<Firiann>	oh
<Firiann>	$endturn
<Navi>	Firiann has ended their turn. Zephy: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: SandorClegane (10), Goriya2 (9), Dhoo (7), Firiann (4), Zephy (3) and Geodude (0).
<Firiann>	(almost as bad as Sylvari salad jokes)
*	Zephy bashes goyira2 with his shield
<Zephy>	$9d10
<Navi>	Zephy: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 10, 4, 7, 8, 10, 5, 2 and 5. Total: 57. Successes: 9.
<Goriya2>	$10d10
<Navi>	Goriya2: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 1, 8, 5, 9, 10, 7, 7 and 5. Total: 64. Successes: 9.
<DM>	ROLLOFF
<DM>	(Rolloff happens the success counts are equal. You both reroll)
<Zephy>	oh
<Zephy>	$8d10
<Navi>	Zephy: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 4, 1, 9, 8, 1, 7 and 10. Total: 50. Successes: 7.
<Zephy>	wait no that's supposed to be 9
<DM>	just add $1d10
<Goriya2>	$10d10
<Zephy>	$1d10
<Navi>	Goriya2: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 5, 8, 4, 3, 7, 8, 5 and 7. Total: 55. Successes: 7.
<Navi>	Zephy: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 5. Total: 5. Successes: 1.
<DM>	8 - 7 = 1/2 = 0.5 rounded = 1 damage
<DM>	IT'S A HIT
<Zephy>	you're goddamn right
*	Goriya2 is bashed upside the head by Zephy's shield, taking 1 damage.
<Goriya2>	3h | Mimicing Sandor
<Zephy>	$endturn
<Navi>	Zephy has ended their turn. Geodude: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: SandorClegane (10), Goriya2 (9), Dhoo (7), Firiann (4), Zephy (3) and Geodude (0).
<DM>	oh dear
<Geodude>	$1d5
<Navi>	Geodude: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
*	Geodude turns to ThePhanto.
<Geodude>	Got a Three?
<ThePhanto>	Go fish
*	Geodude throws 3 rocks at Dhoo. (Roll Courage!)
<Geodude>	$5d10
<Navi>	Geodude: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 4, 6 and 5. Total: 19. Successes: 2.
*	Dhoo is plant. It's not very effective.
<Dhoo>	GRASS TYPE JERKWAD
*	Geodude kicks Dhoo out the window.
*	Geodude has kicked Dhoo from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed inside the sewers! «14,662»)
*	Dhoo (~DoubleEx@47.54.26.134) has joined #zurpg
<DM>	*After being treated by the sewers, your plant life has fallen. Rock is now normally effective against roll. Roll Courage!*
<Dhoo>	$4d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 4 and 6. Total: 18. Successes: 2.
<DM>	ROLLOFF
<DM>	err, sorry
<DM>	ROCKOFF
<Geodude>	$5d10
<Navi>	Geodude: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 1, 9 and 10. Total: 36. Successes: 5.
<Dhoo>	$4d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 10, 7 and 4. Total: 28. Successes: 4.
<Firiann>	Robeoff!
<Firiann>	....
<DM>	$pie Firiann
<Firiann>	pls dont
*	Kefka throws a Scotch pie at Firiann as requested by DM. I threw 123 pies on LunarNet.
*	Geodude does 1 damage to Dhoo before burying himself in the ground.
<Firiann>	;_;
<Geodude>	$removeme
<Navi>	Geodude has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: SandorClegane (10), Goriya2 (9), Dhoo (7), Firiann (4) and Zephy (3).
*	SandorClegane attacks goriya 2 with sword
<SandorClegane>	$12d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 2, 5, 6, 5, 6, 9, 3, 10, 10 and 3. Total: 66. Successes: 10.
<Goriya2>	!!!
<Goriya2>	$8d10
<Navi>	Goriya2: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 8, 2, 7, 10, 5, 6 and 8. Total: 47. Successes: 7.
<Goriya2>	10 - 7 = 3 damage
*	GoriyaFOE has quit (Quit: HOMY WORK)
*	Goriya2 bites the dust, with Queen singing its final moments as its reaches enlightenment. However, it has a fake ID for not being the real Goriya, and is denied entrance to the sun for enlightenment by KEESE AND CO. Its ashes spread over the dark side of the moon, crying in eternal agony for the glory of Narnia. Aslan roars and approves.
<SandorClegane>	$endturn
<Navi>	SandorClegane has ended their turn. Goriya2: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: SandorClegane (10), Goriya2 (9), Dhoo (7), Firiann (4) and Zephy (3).
<Goriya2>	$removeme
<Navi>	Goriya2 has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: SandorClegane (10), Dhoo (7), Firiann (4) and Zephy (3).
*	Goriya2 is now known as X__X
<DM>	$init r
<Navi>	DM: The bot has been reset.
<DM>	+14 EXP
<DM>	+$14d8 Rupees
<DM>	Rolling random item drops...
<Dhoo>	$14d8
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 14 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 3, 2, 4, 3, 6, 3, 2, 8, 5, 6, 1 and 6. Total: 57.
<DM>	$3d6
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 6, 6 and 2. Total: 14.
<DM>	woah, more rings
<DM>	$2d50
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 50 Sides. Result: 5 and 9. Total: 14.
<Firiann>	That may be the longest enlightenment variation I've seen yet...
<SandorClegane>	$14d8
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 14 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 5, 4, 2, 1, 4, 8, 5, 6, 5, 5, 5, 7, 3 and 5. Total: 65.
<Firiann>	$14d8
<Navi>	Firiann: You rolled 14 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 4, 5, 1, 5, 7, 7, 3, 5, 6, 6, 4, 5, 7 and 8. Total: 73.
<DM>	hahahahahah
<Zephy>	$14d8
<Navi>	Zephy: You rolled 14 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 2, 3, 4, 5, 3, 7, 5, 1, 5, 4, 6 and 8. Total: 62.
<DM>	*A Heart Container, a Rare Ring, and the first Ascended Ring of the game drops!*
<Dhoo>	yoinking the heart again
<Dhoo>	suckers
<DM>	(Rare Rings, once appraised, have a level requirement of 10 | Ascended, when appraised, have a level requirement of 20)
<DM>	http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-22-post-41.html#pid41 - for anyone that wants the rings
<Firiann>	You missed Masterwork Rings
<Firiann>	:P
<DM>	haven't gotten there yet, shoo
*	ThePhanto is now known as GLaDOSthePotato
<SandorClegane>	zephy ill let you pick first
<DM>	(Fyi, it's been 3 hours, keep going for another hour or pause here and continue next week?)
<Zephy>	ok I'll take the rare ring
<Firiann>	http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Item#Quality
<SandorClegane>	ill have the ascended
*	Firiann scoops up the ascended ring with her tongue.  It vanishes down her cylindrical mouth.
<SandorClegane>	nvm then
<Sephiroth>	Firiann was denied.
*	Firiann spits the ring at Sandor's head.
<DM>	[Sniper]: DEEEEENIED!
*	DM runs.
*	Geodude kicks DM out the window.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by Geodude (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a chicken! «14,663»)
<DM>	Cuccoo Hit Counter - 2 of 4
<Firiann>	"Bleech! It's 'orrible.  Why would you ever want something like THAT?"
<Firiann>	AW NUTS
<Sephiroth>	lol
<DM>	Those of you that don't know, when that kick line occurs, it adds to the Cuccoo Hit Counter.
*	GLaDOSthePotato fires a potato ray at DM
<DM>	When it hits 4, regardless of the point in the session, regardless of how serious the moment is, a swarm of cuccoos floods the area.
*	GLaDOSthePotato flies away
<DM>	so yeah, continue or stop for the night?
<DM>	has to be unanimous vote to continue
<SandorClegane>	stop
<DM>	stop it tis
<Zephy>	yeah
<DM>	-=QUEST PAUSE=-