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To Saria Town, Session 1

Sep 18th, 2019
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  1. <Woofington> LADIES
  2. <Woofington> WHERE MY BITCHES AT
  3. * Sephiroth kicks Woofington out the window.
  4. * Sephiroth has kicked Woofington from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a concentration camp! Hail Hitler! 11111111oneoneoneone!!!! «14,643»)
  5. * DM kicks Woofington, SandorClegane and Zephy to Hyrule Castle's Northern Port.
  6. <DM> *You land at the recently build port (recently = about 2 years). Behind you is the large Northern Gate to get into Hyrule Village.*
  7. <SandorClegane> can i burn the villlage?
  8. <DM> *Nearby, you hear quite the commotion as about fifty people seem to be crowded in front of several boats.*
  9. <DM> (let's see, got any fire spells?)
  10. <SandorClegane> how about outdoorsy know how?
  11. <DM> (good luck pulling that off... besides, you're at the port right now)
  12. <DM> *A particular chubby old man wearing golden robes wanders over to you.*
  13. <DM> [???]: Hello there. Are you new adventurers, by chance?
  14. <DM> *His robes have several emblems of the Triforce on them as a rather flashy decoration. His beard reminds you of Gand-*
  15. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  16. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a beanie. Wait, why are these guys here? Are they taking a vacation from the Beanbean Kingdom? «14,645»)
  17. <SandorClegane> im just glad he has robes on
  18. <DM> *His beard extends across his wide face and down to his chest.*
  19. <DM> [???]: Oh, hahah, and to think just morning I nearly ran out of my house without them!
  20. <Zephy> can I ask him if I can have his robes?
  21. <DM> (you could try)
  22. <SandorClegane> dibs
  23. <Zephy> ok I ask him if I can have his robes
  24. <DM> you can just do "Can I have your robes?"
  25. <Zephy> well ok then mister
  26. <Zephy> can I have your robes?
  27. <DM> [???]: Err, umm, well err uhh.... I uhh... I don't have a spare on me, and uhh... I don't feel like that's appropriate, young sir.
  28. <SandorClegane> can i steal his robes?
  29. <Zephy> I open my coat and flash him my wand as a threat
  30. <DM> (if you had the Steal Skill, yes, but you don't)
  31. <DM> (don't forget the /me command)
  32. <DM> '/me does a barrel roll.'
  33. * DM does a barrel roll.
  34. <DM> [???]: Hey, watch where you're pointin' that thing! I'll have you know, as Rauru, the Head Priest of the Temple of Time, I can have you arrested for doing such a thing!
  35. * X_X is now known as Rauru
  36. * SandorClegane readies to attack the old man
  37. <DM> *Your wand seems small and insignificant to Rauru's bouldering size.*
  38. <DM> *Several guards come up and surround you.*
  39. * X__X is now known as Guard
  40. <Guard> Is there a problem here, SIR?
  41. * Woofington is having nothing to do with this.
  42. <SandorClegane> THE POWER OF GTA COMPELS ME!
  43. <Zephy> no problem here
  44. <Rauru> No no, no problem at all, please, I think these folks just want to get in a few fights... which I was going to forward them to.
  45. * Woofington wanders away nonchalantly (despite spelling it wrong).
  46. <Zephy> nothing is happening
  47. * Sephiroth kicks Guard out the window.
  48. * Sephiroth has kicked Guard from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on Bill Gates! Quick, shoot him while you can! «14,646»)
  49. * Guard (WindStrike@24.246.163.12) has joined #zurpg
  50. <DM> wut
  51. <DM> (you and your gta)
  52. <Sephiroth> (you and your dota)
  53. <Guard> Hmm... very well. Have a good one, sir.
  54. <DM> (hey, I'm not the only one, SandorClegane and Zephy here are dota-ers too)
  55. <Zephy> dota's great
  56. * Guard is now known as X__X
  57. * DM forwards the extranneous chats to #zuchat.
  58. * You've invited Zephy to #zuchat (eraniss.tx.us.lunarnet.org)
  59. * You've invited SandorClegane to #zuchat (eraniss.tx.us.lunarnet.org)
  60. <DM> (to join, type /join #zuchat
  61. <Rauru> Yes, I was getting to that, had you not *ahem* so hastily tried to kill me.
  62. * Rauru points to the crowd.
  63. <Rauru> See the crowd there? They're trying to reach Saria Town, which is north of here. But something odd has happened, and... Saria Town isn't accepting anyone through the port.
  64. <Rauru> They haven't given a reason either.
  65. <SandorClegane> must be a civil war within the town
  66. <Rauru> No, not quite... we'd notice it if that was the case.
  67. <Zephy> we should probably make our way there and burn it
  68. <Rauru> That town has had a repuptation of evil creatures taking the forms of residents there rather flawlessly.
  69. <Rauru> It could be the reason for the suddenly blockade.
  70. <SandorClegane> ill get the sarin
  71. <SandorClegane> err
  72. <DM> (the sarin?)
  73. <SandorClegane> its a chemical weapon
  74. <SandorClegane> nvm
  75. <Rauru> So we're sending you folks over through the mountain pass route.
  76. * Rauru gets down closer to whisper.
  77. <Rauru> If you're looking for a fight, there's some creatures over the mountain pass that might be up for it. Or the ones taking over Saria Town.
  78. <SandorClegane> i prefer defensless townsfolk
  79. <Rauru> Ehh, might not be quite that defenseless when you get there.
  80. <Rauru> ANYHOW...
  81. <Rauru> There's a secondary port just over there *points to a port where just one person is at*. The ferryman will take you to a mountain pass that will lead you to the south entrance of Saria Town. Good luck to you all.
  82. <DM> (Don't you love how the big guys up top are sending in the newbies to take care of this?)
  83. <Zephy> before we go, do you have an extra wand that I can threaten people with?
  84. <SandorClegane> that feels awully suspicious
  85. <SandorClegane> the old man
  86. <Rauru> Uhh, well, you could just buy an extra wand if that's what you're looking for.
  87. <Zephy> but I'm just a poor boy
  88. <Woofington> do you need sympathy?
  89. <Woofington> are you easy come easy go?
  90. * DM high fives Woofington.
  91. <Zephy> nice
  92. <SandorClegane> obviously wants to get us isolated in a mountain pass where he has thugs and brigands set up to ambush us and steal all of our belonings
  93. * Woofington is now known as Dhoo
  94. <Zephy> good thing we have no belongings
  95. <SandorClegane> that old man is up to no good
  96. <SandorClegane> but he doesnt know that
  97. * Rauru appears to have wandered off already... getting away from your threatening wand pointing skills.
  98. * Rauru is now known as X_X
  99. <DM> *If you're done shopping, head to the lone port, and the ferryman will ship you over to the mountain pass.*
  100. <Zephy> what a rude old man
  101. <SandorClegane> hes just sending word to his men
  102. <Dhoo> TO THE STORES!
  103. <SandorClegane> i say we mug the ferrymen
  104. <Zephy> I'm saving my money
  105. <SandorClegane> hes alone over by that port isolated
  106. <DM> (brb 5 minutes, use that time to shop here - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-6.html
  107. <SandorClegane> if you distract him ill club him
  108. <SandorClegane> and we get a free bost
  109. <SandorClegane> boat*
  110. <Zephy> I'm down with that plan
  111. <Zephy> I'll threaten him with my wand
  112. <Zephy> in the mean time you sneak behind him and club him
  113. <SandorClegane> this will work
  114. <DM> (back with watermelon)
  115. <DM> (you guys are actually doing this?)
  116. <Zephy> yes
  117. <Zephy> and i've got grapes
  118. <Zephy> so i win
  119. <DM> (very well)
  120. <DM> (commit your plan away)
  121. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  122. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a Fanta Commercial. Do you want a Fanta? «14,648»)
  123. <SandorClegane> ok lets do this
  124. <Zephy> alright
  125. * Zephy walks up to the ferryman and opens his coat to show his wand
  126. * X_X is now known as Ferryman
  127. <Ferryman> *Solid Snake voice*
  128. <Ferryman> That's a very nice wand you have there.
  129. <Zephy> thanks, I made it from a tree branch
  130. * SandorClegane sneaks up behind the ferryman and attacks with his sowrd
  131. <DM> (Roll Courage vs. his Wisdom)
  132. <Zephy> I bet his wisdom is like 80 or something
  133. <Ferryman> Intriguing!
  134. <Ferryman> So, are you here to take the mountain pass to Saria Town to investigate what's goin' on there?
  135. <SandorClegane> $12d10
  136. <Navi> SandorClegane: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 9, 7, 3, 2, 1, 5, 2, 1, 2, 6 and 8. Total: 49. Successes: 5.
  137. <Ferryman> $5d10
  138. <Navi> Ferryman: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 8, 4 and 2. Total: 31. Successes: 3.
  139. * Ferryman takes a stab to the knee, preventing him from adventuring.
  140. <Ferryman> AAAAAAHHHHHHH
  141. * Ferryman passes out from the pain, but not before scream in agony.
  142. <DM> *screaming
  143. * SandorClegane quickly unlashes boat
  144. <DM> *Well, the boat is open! ... might wanna get in quick before the guards get over here.*
  145. * Zephy quickly searches the ferryman for any loot before getting on the boat
  146. <SandorClegane> quickly into the boat!
  147. <DM> *From afar, you see a few guards rushing over to you.*
  148. * SandorClegane prepares to shove off
  149. <DM> *You manage to get 50 Rupees from his pockets.*
  150. * Mew (~Sephiroth@lunarnet-AB6D2C36.lightspeed.nsvltn.sbcglobal.net) has joined #zurpg
  151. * ChanServ sets mode +q #zurpg Mew
  152. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Mew
  153. * Mew is now known as BlueShell
  154. <SandorClegane> everyone in the boat?
  155. <Zephy> yar
  156. <Dhoo> GO AHEAD WITHOUT ME I'LL CATCH UP!
  157. <Dhoo> I KNOW HOW TO DOG PADDLE!
  158. * SandorClegane launches the boat into the harbor
  159. <DM> *Mr. Werewolfos-san's voice reaches you from the market about a mile away.*
  160. <DM> *You launch successfully as the guards at the port get stalled by the injured ferryman.*
  161. * Ferryman is now known as X_X
  162. <Zephy> I'll split the rubies with Sandor
  163. <Zephy> so we both get 25
  164. <SandorClegane> AYE!
  165. <Zephy> I meant
  166. <Zephy> rupees
  167. <DM> *You hear, before your boat gets far enough away, "IF I CAN'T LIVE AS A FERRY MAN, OR AN ADVENTURER, I MIGHT AS WELL BE DEAD"*
  168. <Zephy> that's embarassing
  169. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  170. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in King Dedede's Castle! «14,650»)
  171. <Zephy> well now I feel bad
  172. <DM> lol
  173. <SandorClegane> i bet we left an orphan
  174. <Zephy> oh god ;_;
  175. <Zephy> but hey, 25 rupees
  176. * Dhoo takes a flying leap off of the dock end and doggie paddles to the boat.
  177. <DM> *So where are you headed to? There's north, which leads to Saria Town (the mountain pass stop is on the way), and that's literally it.*
  178. <Dhoo> What did I miss?
  179. <SandorClegane> well this way she can grow up in a supportive orphangae rather with a father who would leave all the time under the guise of being a ferryman
  180. <DM> *Dhoo arrives mysteriously on the side of your boat.*
  181. <SandorClegane> must be part micheal phelps
  182. <DM> *The other passes are blocked by walls.*
  183. <DM> (lol)
  184. <Zephy> Dhoo phelps
  185. * BlueShell smiles from behind the Fourth Wall.
  186. <DM> $pie BlueShell
  187. * Kefka throws a Cream pie at BlueShell as requested by DM. I threw 122 pies on LunarNet.
  188. * BlueShell kicks DM out the window.
  189. <Zephy> we should probably just go to the mountain pass
  190. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by BlueShell (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a bush! «14,651»)
  191. <Dhoo> Ohhhh maaan a mountain pass?
  192. <Dhoo> Really?
  193. <SandorClegane> i say we scuttle the boat
  194. <Dhoo> Those things are friggin' scary.
  195. <DM> * BlueShell smiles from behind the Fourth Wall. --> I am suddenly reminded of the god darn masks from Mario 2.
  196. * BlueShell is now known as Phanto
  197. <Zephy> why would we do that
  198. <SandorClegane> why not?
  199. <DM> *Suddenly, an arrow thunks in the water next to you.*
  200. * Phanto grins creepily.
  201. <Zephy> we'll need it later
  202. <DM> *Behind, it seems a boat of guards are closing in on you.*
  203. <Zephy> I agree we should anandon ship
  204. <SandorClegane> its either that or head for open ocean
  205. <Dhoo> I'm starting to doubt my reasons for coming with you guys.
  206. <DM> *Open ocean would involve having to get past Saria Town.*
  207. <Zephy> how far away are we from the mountain pass
  208. <DM> *Another arrow bounces off of the port side of your boat.*
  209. <SandorClegane> FREE ARROWS!
  210. <SandorClegane> they have to run out at some point
  211. * Dhoo jumps onto Zephy's shoulders.
  212. <DM> *You're able to see it just ahead. There's a bit of land to the side of the overhanging mountain river pass.*
  213. <Dhoo> ZOINKS!
  214. <Zephy> WHAT
  215. <Zephy> I think we should try to sneakily jump out of our boat while it starts heading the other way and hope they don't see us
  216. <Zephy> and swim to the mountain pass
  217. * Phanto swoops down from above.
  218. <SandorClegane> but we could be prirtes
  219. <SandorClegane> have straw hats and barrle catapults
  220. <Zephy> I don't think we can kill the guards
  221. <SandorClegane> they will join us
  222. <Dhoo> Rut's a ririte Rephy?
  223. * DM checks... yeah, the average level of guards are Level 20.
  224. <Zephy> are you a dog?
  225. <Zephy> I'm starting to think he's a dog
  226. <DM> You wouldn't stand a ghost of a chance against one of them just screwing with you, currently.
  227. <SandorClegane> no one liked the ferryman he smelled why do you think he was alone
  228. <Dhoo> RUH ROH!
  229. <SandorClegane> they just want to give us a key to the city
  230. <Dhoo> Do you think he'll come back to haunt us?
  231. <Dhoo> I'm scared of gh-gh-gh-ghosts!
  232. * Phanto swoops in again, just missing the bow of your boat.
  233. <SandorClegane> ill get the crucifix
  234. <DM> (so, you guys doing Zephy's plan or just heading straight for the mountain pass in the boat?
  235. <Dhoo> well i have no desire to fight guards i cant even hit so im bailing
  236. <SandorClegane> i perfer to live on the edge
  237. <DM> *Another arrow lands on the front of your boat.*
  238. <DM> *It pierces the boat, and water starts to slowly leak in.*
  239. <DM> (dat's a strong arrow)
  240. <SandorClegane> by this time the other boat should have caught up with us
  241. <Zephy> welp I'm jumping and swimming to the mountain pass
  242. <Dhoo> Well I'm going to bail while you guys bail.
  243. <SandorClegane> is this boat made from styrofaom?
  244. * Dhoo jumps into the water and heads to the pass.
  245. <DM> [Guard]: *hollering* YO DOG, I HEARD YOU LIKE BAILIN-
  246. * Zephy follows Dhoo
  247. <DM> [Guard]: *hollering* You men in the boat there! Halt and surrender, or we'll unleash a world of pain!
  248. * Phanto swoops down and collides with Guard's head.
  249. <DM> (big words for a simpleton guard)
  250. <SandorClegane> I WILL FIGHT TO THE BITTER END!
  251. <DM> *The guard relives horrifying memories of his childhood and starts freaking out as the Phanton screws with him.*
  252. <SandorClegane> COME HELL OR HIGH WATER!
  253. <DM> [Guard]: OH GOD, NOOOOOOOO, NOT THAT, NOOOOOOOOOO
  254. <DM> *The boat of guards breaks out into pandemonium as you safely get away.*
  255. <DM> *Dhoo and Zephy reach the entrance to the pass while SandorClegane continues to challenge the guards from his sinking boat.*
  256. <Dhoo> Thank you contrived plot device! Your sacrifice will not be in vain.
  257. * DM pets Mr. Phanto.
  258. * SandorClegane scours boat for repair kit
  259. <DM> *There does not appear to be a repair kit. It's possible that only the ferryman had it elsewhere.*
  260. <SandorClegane> you forgot the repair kit on his body
  261. <Zephy> which I looted
  262. * Phanto swoops down and collides with SandorClegane's head.
  263. * DM looks back... yep, the Ferryman had the repair kit in the porthouse, which has guards in front of it.
  264. <SandorClegane> worst ferryman ever
  265. <DM> *You're at the entrance to the mountain pass, which doesn't appear look friendly (wide enough for 4 people to pass through at most, the cliff overhanging eerily above, making it feel like a cramped cave.*
  266. <DM> *A sign is next to it... "TO SARIA TOWN"*
  267. <DM> *The writing appears to be scribbled on there twice... one in professional penmenship.... the other in blood.*
  268. <Dhoo> Uhm... yeah.. I have this thing where I hate going into places with directions written in blood. Is it cool if we find another way to Saria Town?
  269. <DM> *penmanship
  270. <DM> *The other way to Saria Town is contiuing up the river... if you can fix your boat.*
  271. <SandorClegane> its just squirrel blood
  272. <Zephy> can we swim?
  273. <Zephy> I'm a good swimmer
  274. * Dhoo sniffs the blood.
  275. <SandorClegane> hes got a scennt zephy
  276. * Dhoo looks at DM.
  277. * Dhoo keeps looking at DM.
  278. <DM> *You look down the river passage. There's no fog, yet you still can't even see the sillouette of Saria Town.*
  279. <DM> (gimme a tick)
  280. <Zephy> I think we're definitely partied with a dog
  281. <DM> *The blood appears to be that of a keese.*
  282. <SandorClegane> the hound is only a nickname
  283. <DM> Werewolfos, derived from Wolfos, which is the Zelda equivalent of a Wolf, thereby Dog family.
  284. <Zephy> HAH
  285. * Phanto is now known as BlueShell
  286. * Fireblast124 is now known as ThePhanto
  287. <Zephy> what is a keese?
  288. <DM> Werewolfos = Zelda version of Werewolf
  289. <Zephy> I understand that now
  290. <Zephy> THANKS
  291. <DM> A keese ia flying bat-like creature, with sharp wings of doom.
  292. * BlueShell kicks DM out the window.
  293. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by BlueShell (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a tree. But, then you fell and landed in manure! «14,652»)
  294. <Dhoo> also
  295. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  296. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  297. <Dhoo> you dont KNOW im a werewolf
  298. <SandorClegane> <---- game of thrones reference
  299. <Dhoo> HOW WOULD YOU
  300. <Dhoo> its my secret
  301. <DM> looking at your description, that's how
  302. <Zephy> because you're sniffing things and doggy paddling and what not
  303. <SandorClegane> you had your face in your crotch
  304. <Dhoo> a good tracker always uses whatever he can to find the trail
  305. <Dhoo> doggy paddling is an economical form of swimming
  306. <Dhoo> GET WITH THE PROGRAM
  307. <SandorClegane> but i learned how to swim correctly
  308. <Zephy> ^
  309. <Dhoo> well i never had swimming lessons
  310. <Dhoo> doggy paddle is all i can do
  311. <SandorClegane> i must have beeen in the advanced program
  312. * DM pokes the plot device. It does not appear to budge.
  313. <SandorClegane> anyhoo
  314. <Zephy> we're taking a really long time to get to a mountain
  315. <DM> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVKHadEvfs0
  316. <SandorClegane> well it is a mountain
  317. <Zephy> well
  318. <Zephy> we should go through it
  319. <SandorClegane> its just strange there hasne been some sort of random ambush
  320. <DM> *More like, you're still standing there at the entrance.*
  321. <Dhoo> FAST TRAVEL
  322. <SandorClegane> by some horde of hungry mthyical creatures
  323. <Dhoo> I still don't want to go in.
  324. <SandorClegane> thats what she sai
  325. <SandorClegane> d
  326. <Zephy> DAmn
  327. * BlueShell flies out of nowhere and slams into the back of Dhoo's head.
  328. <Dhoo> I'd do it for a Dhooby snack though.
  329. <DM> *Dhoo, you will get a Dhooby snack at the end of this quest.*
  330. <DM> *IF you go through.*
  331. * FireSeraphim hands dhoo a dhooy snack (a hand appears out of the forth wall)
  332. <Dhoo> FIIIIINE
  333. <FireSeraphim> *dhooby
  334. <DM> *Zephy, I'll write a DOTA 2 item into the game if you go through.*
  335. <Dhoo> I swear you guys had better not lose your glasses in here. I'm not helping you find them.
  336. <Zephy> I'm already totally fine with going through
  337. <SandorClegane> well there was a boatload of dhooby snacks a second ago
  338. <DM> *And SandorClegane, well... you wanna GTA it up some more, there is ample opportunity in Saria Town.*
  339. <DM> *Oh, I'm just incentivising the plot, cause Rauru forgot to give a quest reward.*
  340. <SandorClegane> i perfer a nice dialogue in random locations
  341. <SandorClegane> his robes
  342. <DM> *Very well, you'll get his robes as a quest reward.*
  343. <SandorClegane> he will give me his robes for completing this mission
  344. <Zephy> uh no
  345. <Zephy> he'll give me the robes
  346. <SandorClegane> i did call dibs
  347. <Zephy> I called dibs right away
  348. <Zephy> I asked if I could have them
  349. <SandorClegane> no
  350. <SandorClegane> yes then i called dibs
  351. * Dhoo sniffs towards the pass.
  352. <SandorClegane> Honor the dibs
  353. * Dhoo sniffs towards the pass again now that they are back and can see what the DM says.
  354. <Zephy> OK LET'S GO
  355. <DM> *You try sniffing the pass. A very pleasant, dhoobious smell passes your nose.*
  356. <Dhoo> How dhoobious are we talking here?
  357. <DM> *Dhooby snack dhoobious.*
  358. <Dhoo> That's pretty dhoobious alright
  359. <Dhoo> You guys go first.
  360. * Zephy goes first
  361. <DM> *You head down the pass.*
  362. <SandorClegane> nah
  363. <DM> *As you enter, it immediately feels about 10 degrees colder, and the light that's coming in from above seems dimmer and dimmer with each passing step.*
  364. <SandorClegane> i see we are entering a ravine
  365. <SandorClegane> did anyone bring some wort of lantern or torch
  366. <DM> *An ominous wind beats at your back from behind. The sound of it seems to be echoing back and forth off the walls of the sandor-called ravine.*
  367. <DM> *No, but that flying thing that's on fire just ahead of you did.... wait.*
  368. <SandorClegane> GAASP!
  369. <Dhoo> I don't know about this...
  370. <DM> *The smell of a Dhooby snack for Dhoo is replaced by the burning smell of flesh and bat (what) as two burning, flying Keese approach you. A nice, warm welcome to the cold deprevity of the ravine.*
  371. <ThePhanto> $init r
  372. <Navi> ThePhanto: The bot has been reset.
  373. * Dhoo slowly shuffles towards the way out.
  374. <SandorClegane> $init
  375. <Navi> SandorClegane: Want to insert initiative? Tell me what it is!
  376. <SandorClegane> kill
  377. <SandorClegane> kill
  378. <SandorClegane> kill
  379. <SandorClegane> kill
  380. <SandorClegane> kill
  381. <SandorClegane> kill
  382. <SandorClegane> kill
  383. <DM> stats - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-287.html
  384. <DM> *Note - Enemy stats, upon first encounters with them in quests are NOT visible. Their abilities are, but not their five primary stats.*
  385. <SandorClegane> to the death
  386. <DM> *Roll initiatives!8
  387. <FireKeese1> $init 1d10
  388. <Navi> FireKeese1: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
  389. <FireKeese2> $init 1d10
  390. <Navi> FireKeese2: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
  391. <SandorClegane> $init 1d10
  392. <Navi> SandorClegane: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
  393. <Zephy> $init 1d10
  394. <Navi> Zephy: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
  395. <BlueShell> "Wreath of Flames" ... So I can hang the wreath from my door?
  396. <DM> .... sure.
  397. <Dhoo> RAAAAGE
  398. * BlueShell notes an obvious flaw in that enemy.
  399. <Dhoo> $init 1d11
  400. <Navi> Dhoo: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
  401. <DM> eh?
  402. <BlueShell> ... Its Fire level isn't high enough for Incinerate.
  403. <DM> ... woops
  404. <SandorClegane> werewolves have plus one intiative
  405. <BlueShell> Fire even.
  406. * DM fixes that.
  407. <DM> fixed
  408. * DM fails at enemy level conversion, it seems.
  409. <DM> $init s
  410. <Navi> The Battle has started! Turn Order: FireKeese1 (8), SandorClegane (8), FireKeese2 (7), Dhoo (5) and Zephy (3).
  411. * Darte (~KenoguLab@c-76-28-207-252.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #zurpg
  412. * FireKeese1 tries to burn SandorClegane to the ground with a firey slash to the face! (Roll Courage)
  413. * BlueShell fires a Darte at a target for target practice.
  414. <FireKeese1> $8d10
  415. <Navi> FireKeese1: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 9, 8, 6, 7, 8, 8 and 4. Total: 55. Successes: 7.
  416. <DM> +1 success
  417. <SandorClegane> $12d10
  418. <Navi> SandorClegane: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 3, 4, 1, 6, 9, 2, 7, 3, 6 and 5. Total: 58. Successes: 7.
  419. <DM> add $1d10 to that
  420. <DM> (you forgot your shield bonus)
  421. <SandorClegane> reroll or just the one?
  422. <DM> just add that
  423. <SandorClegane> $1d10
  424. <Navi> SandorClegane: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1. Successes: 0.
  425. * FireKeese1 manages to get a cut in at SandorClegane, dealing 8 - 7 = 1 damage.
  426. <FireKeese1> ^_^
  427. <FireKeese1> ?h, ?m
  428. <FireKeese1> $endturn
  429. <Navi> FireKeese1 has ended their turn. SandorClegane: It is your turn now.
  430. <Navi> Turn Order: FireKeese1 (8), SandorClegane (8), FireKeese2 (7), Dhoo (5) and Zephy (3).
  431. * Darte is now known as Firiann
  432. * BlueShell slams into FireKeese1. "You're not Shady..."
  433. <DM> hahahah
  434. * SandorClegane brings his sword back and charges fire keese 1
  435. <FireKeese1> !!!
  436. <SandorClegane> $12d10
  437. <Navi> SandorClegane: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 4, 4, 7, 2, 8, 7, 9, 4, 3 and 3. Total: 59. Successes: 5.
  438. <FireKeese1> $8d10
  439. <Navi> FireKeese1: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 2, 9, 5, 10, 8, 1 and 9. Total: 52. Successes: 7.
  440. <DM> wow, bad luck today
  441. * FireKeese1 barrel rolls outta the way.
  442. * BlueShell trips over a Geodude and hits last place.
  443. <SandorClegane> $endturn
  444. <Navi> SandorClegane has ended their turn. FireKeese2: It is your turn now.
  445. <Navi> Turn Order: FireKeese1 (8), SandorClegane (8), FireKeese2 (7), Dhoo (5) and Zephy (3).
  446. <DM> (notate your hearts/magic as well)
  447. <SandorClegane> k 1 dam
  448. <DM> you should be at 2h, 1m
  449. <BlueShell> 2 dams.
  450. <BlueShell> blocking the river.
  451. <BlueShell> oh shi------
  452. * FireKeese2 sees a dhooby dhoo and swings in for the kill! (Roll Courage)
  453. <FireKeese2> $8d10
  454. <Navi> FireKeese2: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 9, 9, 5, 1, 7, 1 and 3. Total: 42. Successes: 5.
  455. <FireKeese2> +1 success
  456. <Dhoo> $3d10
  457. <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 7 and 5. Total: 20. Successes: 3.
  458. <Firiann> $5d8
  459. <Navi> Firiann: You rolled 5 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 4, 2, 3, 7 and 7. Total: 23.
  460. <DM> *REALLY bad luck today, it seems.*
  461. <DM> oh, add $1d10
  462. <DM> (speed demon)
  463. <Dhoo> $1d10
  464. <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 5. Total: 5. Successes: 1.
  465. <DM> 6 - 4 = 2 damage
  466. <Firiann> (Sooo I'm a deku scrub. Is that a first?)
  467. * FireKeese2 sears the fur off Dhoo's furbian coating.
  468. <DM> (ooh, yes it tis)
  469. <FireKeese2> ?h, ?m
  470. <FireKeese2> $endturn
  471. <Navi> FireKeese2 has ended their turn. Dhoo: It is your turn now.
  472. <Navi> Turn Order: FireKeese1 (8), SandorClegane (8), FireKeese2 (7), Dhoo (5) and Zephy (3).
  473. * Dhoo bares his fangs and leaps at FireKeese2. (Roll Power)
  474. <Dhoo> $5d10
  475. <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 5, 4 and 9. Total: 35. Successes: 4.
  476. <FireKeese2> $1d10
  477. <Navi> FireKeese2: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 9. Total: 9. Successes: 1.
  478. * FireKeese2 is hit!
  479. <Firiann> (LOL YES. Werewolfos is win.)
  480. <DM> *The wreath of flames causes a backlash to Dhoo for 1 burn damage... but...*
  481. <DM> 4 - 1 = 3 + 1 = 4 damage
  482. <Dhoo> i need to fix up my description ha ha
  483. * FireKeese2 falls dead to a powerful leap from Dhoo and his Dhooland skillet of skills.
  484. <FireKeese2> $removeme
  485. <Navi> FireKeese2 has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: FireKeese1 (8), SandorClegane (8), Dhoo (5) and Zephy (3).
  486. * FireKeese2 is now known as X__X
  487. <Dhoo> $endturn
  488. <Navi> Dhoo has ended their turn. Zephy: It is your turn now.
  489. <Navi> Turn Order: FireKeese1 (8), SandorClegane (8), Dhoo (5) and Zephy (3).
  490. <DM> (hearts/magic)
  491. <Dhoo> oh ha ha
  492. <Dhoo> 1h 2m
  493. * Zephy charges firekeese1 with his shield (roll power)
  494. <Zephy> $9d10
  495. <Navi> Zephy: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 6, 1, 9, 3, 10, 6 and 9. Total: 51. Successes: 7.
  496. <FireKeese1> $1d10
  497. <Navi> FireKeese1: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2. Successes: 0.
  498. <DM> 7 - 0 = 7/2 = 3.5 rounded = 4 damage
  499. <DM> *Zephy takes a backlash of 1 burn damage as well.*
  500. <Zephy> 6h, 2m
  501. * FireKeese1 is blasted out of existence by a Zephyrian bash head-on. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
  502. <FireKeese1> $removeme
  503. <Navi> FireKeese1 has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: SandorClegane (8), Dhoo (5) and Zephy (3).
  504. * FireKeese1 is now known as X_X
  505. <Zephy> $endturn
  506. <DM> $init r
  507. <Navi> Zephy has ended their turn. SandorClegane: It is your turn now.
  508. <Navi> Turn Order: SandorClegane (8), Dhoo (5) and Zephy (3).
  509. <Navi> DM: The bot has been reset.
  510. <DM> +8 EXP
  511. <DM> +$8d8 Rupees
  512. <Dhoo> $8d8
  513. <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 8 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 2, 6, 5, 3, 2, 5, 8 and 2. Total: 33.
  514. <Zephy> +$8d8
  515. <SandorClegane> $8d8
  516. <Navi> SandorClegane: You rolled 8 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 6, 8, 8, 8, 4 and 6. Total: 51.
  517. <Zephy> $8d8
  518. <Navi> Zephy: You rolled 8 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 5, 6, 1, 5, 7 and 2. Total: 34.
  519. <Zephy> derp
  520. <DM> lol
  521. <DM> holy crap Sandor, nice roll
  522. * DM rolls random item drops!
  523. <DM> $2d6
  524. <Navi> DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 6 and 2. Total: 8.
  525. <DM> oh wow
  526. <DM> $1d50
  527. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 50 Sides. Result: 33. Total: 33.
  528. <DM> *A Heart Container and a Rare Ring drop! Who wants them?*
  529. <SandorClegane> dibs
  530. <Dhoo> yoink the heart
  531. <Zephy> I'm a giver not a taker
  532. <DM> (Fyi, Heart Containers by pickups are added straight to your profile, but you also add it under your Misc. There's a section for that)
  533. <SandorClegane> ok ring it is
  534. <DM> http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-22-post-41.html#pid41 --> Rare Ring
  535. <Dhoo> ill show you by doing it now
  536. * Firiann is now known as Mystery
  537. <DM> *As you defeat the firey Keese, Dhoo smells a Dhooby snack!*
  538. <DM> (yes, I added it.... here you go - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-287.html
  539. <DM> (brb 2 minutes while Mystery Man introduces himself... or lies in wait)
  540. <Dhoo> ROH ROY!
  541. <SandorClegane> so ring?
  542. <Mystery> A pair of reddish lights appear in the darkness near the ravine's wall, accompanied by a whispering, rustling sound.
  543. <Dhoo> A MYSTERY!
  544. <DM> (back)
  545. <SandorClegane> what do i do with this ring?
  546. <DM> (stick it in your rings)
  547. <DM> adding stuff to your profile - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-18.html
  548. <Mystery> With a high-pitched squeak, a figure tumbles away from the wall and into clear view in the dying embers of the Fire Keese.
  549. * Mystery is now known as Firiann
  550. <Dhoo> It's a mask!
  551. * Firiann is a Deku Scrubette.
  552. * Dhoo tries to pull the mask off.
  553. <Dhoo> COME ON OLD MAN JOHNSON THE JIG IS UP!
  554. * Firiann wails piteously. "Owwww my bark, gerroff!"
  555. * Firiann kicks at Dhoo with her scrubby roots.
  556. <DM> hahah, a dog is trying to pry the bark off, hah hah, ahahahahah, hahahahhahh *ruuuuuuuns*
  557. FireSeraphim Firiann
  558. <Firiann> (Don't make me break character to scowl at you. :P)
  559. * DM gives voice to Dhoo Firiann SandorClegane Zephy
  560. * DM gives voice to FireSeraphim
  561. <Dhoo> dont make make me use oyu to mark my territory
  562. * Firiann sticks a tubular tongue at Dhoo before dashing well out of reach.
  563. <DM> Sandor, place it between [Items type=Rings] and [/Items], not right after
  564. <DM> *You meet a new friend, it seems... or a stalker. Dunno, can't tell with scrubs.*
  565. <SandorClegane> does it really matter?
  566. <DM> well, if you want your profile to look nice and organized, yes
  567. <SandorClegane> nope
  568. <DM> *Anyhow, scrubface aside, the path seems clear ahead. It also seems to widen and lighten up a bit.*
  569. * Dhoo sniffs around.
  570. * SandorClegane stands there like a baddass
  571. * Zephy farts
  572. <DM> *You sniff around, but all you smell is dirt, and the musty stench of dark ravines.... and Zephy.*
  573. <SandorClegane> classy
  574. <Zephy> we should probably go forward
  575. * Zephy goes forward
  576. * SandorClegane charges foward
  577. <DM> *You head foward. In fact, the ravine seems to be going uphill, with the top getting closer and closer.*
  578. * Firiann squints at the group suspiciously, rustling behind them in a failing attempt at stealth.
  579. <SandorClegane> let him follow
  580. <SandorClegane> he will burn
  581. * Dhoo saunters along, alternating between 2 legs and 4.
  582. <DM> *SandorClegane Demoknight-charges forward and ends up at the top of the ravine's path when it suddenly stops.*
  583. <Firiann> *she
  584. <DM> *Down below (about a 10 foot drop), you can see a small encampment of Goriyas.*
  585. <SandorClegane> why does the kindling talk?
  586. <SandorClegane> i vote attack
  587. <DM> *Well, there's two Goriyas, and some weird floaty thing of darkness. Not sure what that is, really. They haven't noticed you from your perch from above.*
  588. <Zephy> we should sneak attack
  589. <SandorClegane> well we could lite the deku on fire and she could spread the fire in the camp making a distraction
  590. * BlueShell trips over a random Geodude and tumbles over a cliff.
  591. <SandorClegane> while we ambush them
  592. <DM> (lol at Sandor's suggestion)
  593. <Zephy> do we have anything to set her on fire with
  594. <DM> *There's two paths stemming from the encampment. One is a small ravine path leading north (in the direction of Saria Town), and the other is a cave entrace leading south.*
  595. <DM> *entrance
  596. <SandorClegane> welll someone should have taken fire affintity
  597. * Firiann fires a seed at the back of each of the group's heads.
  598. <DM> (3 of you are nature affinity)
  599. <Firiann> (LOL)
  600. <DM> (the other of you is water affintiy)
  601. <DM> *affinity
  602. <Zephy> im unique
  603. * Eevee (ad39bfc0@ircip4.mibbit.com) has joined #zurpg
  604. <Eevee> p/p
  605. <SandorClegane> )this is what i get for going a character that afrid of fire)
  606. <Dhoo> if youre afraid of fire why do you keep wanting to light fires
  607. <SandorClegane> being afriad of fire is too mainstream
  608. * Eevee is now known as ElGoriya
  609. <SandorClegane> any way even with out the fire still an excellent distraction
  610. <Dhoo> Let's just attack.
  611. <Zephy> yeah
  612. * ElGoriya is now known as ForthWallGoriya
  613. <ForthWallGoriya> Never
  614. <SandorClegane> fibne
  615. <ForthWallGoriya> If you attack the Goriyas, I'll call PETA
  616. * ForthWallGoriya walks off
  617. <DM> LOL
  618. <SandorClegane> but they will they do?
  619. <SandorClegane> nothing
  620. * DM closes the fourth wall back up.
  621. * ForthWallGoriya is now known as Eevee
  622. <DM> *The Goriyas seem to be concentrated on the floaty dark thing. Can't really tell what it is from this range.*
  623. <Zephy> do we have any bonuses for sneak attacking?
  624. * Firiann snickers from directly behind the group. "What, them? They's not even worth mah time! Just watch."
  625. * Firiann 's leaves begin to rotate, spinning faster and faster.
  626. <DM> (Depends how ya do it. Usually though, whatever you sneak attack rolls Wisdom to defend instead of its normal roll.)
  627. * Firiann launches herself off the cliff and glides gently down toward the Goriyas.
  628. <SandorClegane> attack then
  629. * Dhoo skulks down to the camp.
  630. <DM> *The Goriyas don't appear to notice. As you get closer, you hear a voice coming from the dark one.*
  631. * Firiann begins spitting harmless seeds at the Goriyas, missing wildly on each shot.
  632. <DM> [???]: ... and we'll meet up with The Master in Saria Town. Any questions?
  633. <DM> *One of the Goriya's raises its boomerang, which a seed ends up pelting.*
  634. <DM> *The Goriya looks down at the boomerang, turning its head.*
  635. <DM> *The Goriya spins back around and looks around the encampment.*
  636. * X_X is now known as Goriya1
  637. <Goriya1> $3d10
  638. <Firiann> "Haha, that's RIGHT! You thought you could stalk around MY planting grounds and get away with it?"
  639. <Navi> Goriya1: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 7 and 10. Total: 23. Successes: 4.
  640. * Goriya1 sees Firiann taunting him.
  641. * Goriya1 grunts and nudges the other Goriya.
  642. * Goriya2 grunts and nudges the other other Goriya (Eevee).
  643. * DM has kicked Goriya2 from #zurpg (Get outta the fourth wall.)
  644. <Eevee> (...rofl)
  645. * X___X is now known as DarkSoul
  646. * BlueShell kicks Goriya2 out the window.
  647. * BlueShell has kicked Goriya2 from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a conveniently placed fence! Ouch, you might not be able to have kids now... «14,658»)
  648. <DM> *But it DOES have kids... it's called Eevee- *ruuuuuuuns*
  649. <Eevee> (:O I HAVE CLONES.)
  650. <Goriya1> 'ey! *pointing at Firiann* Yous dere! Wots ye be doin' 'ere? Where'd ya sneaky widdle woodchippa' come from?
  651. * Dhoo is out of restraint. LEAP ATTACKING GORIYA1! ROLL POWER!
  652. <DM> (Turns out Goriyas can speak.)
  653. * Eevee is now known as Goriya
  654. <SandorClegane> not when they are dead
  655. * Goriya1 does not see this coming and rolls its crappy wisdom stat instead.
  656. <Dhoo> $5d10
  657. <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 9, 1 and 4. Total: 31. Successes: 4.
  658. <Goriya> (I don't sound like that! Hmph!)
  659. <Goriya1> $3d10
  660. <Navi> Goriya1: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7 and 4. Total: 12. Successes: 1.
  661. <DM> 4 - 1 = 3 + 1 = 4 damage
  662. * Goriya1 is tackled outta nowhere by Dhoo's leap!
  663. * Goriya2 is still startled a bit, if anyone wants to sneak attack him.
  664. * Goriya is now known as GoriyaFOE
  665. <Goriya1> 2h
  666. * SandorClegane saveagly swings at goirya 2
  667. <GoriyaFOE> (EVEN IN ZURPG, F O E!)
  668. <Dhoo> CHAIN LEAP
  669. <Dhoo> $5d10
  670. <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 6, 8, 1 and 3. Total: 28. Successes: 4.
  671. <DM> (uhh, Dhoo, the chain leap thing doesn't kick in till level 10)
  672. <Firiann> hhhehehe
  673. <Dhoo> DHOO IS BREAKIN DA RULES
  674. <Dhoo> WUT WUT
  675. * Sephiroth kicks Dhoo out the window.
  676. * Sephiroth has kicked Dhoo from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in another channel on this network! Whoa! «14,659»)
  677. * Dhoo (~DoubleEx@47.54.26.134) has joined #zurpg
  678. <DM> (Sandor, roll yer courage)
  679. <SandorClegane> $12d10
  680. <Navi> SandorClegane: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 10, 10, 10, 8, 1, 4, 2, 4, 2, 3 and 4. Total: 65. Successes: 8.
  681. <Goriya2> $5d10
  682. <Navi> Goriya2: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 10, 10, 7 and 3. Total: 36. Successes: 6.
  683. * Goriya2 is hit!
  684. <DM> 8 - 6 = 2 damage
  685. * Goriya2 takes a slash to the knee, preventing it from doing any adventuring shenanigans with the other Goriya.
  686. <Goriya2> GRUNT
  687. <Goriya2> 4h
  688. <DM> *Thy battle hath started. Roll initiatives!*
  689. * Zephy has been charging a water spell this whole time and attempts to fling it at goriya2
  690. <Dhoo> $1d11
  691. <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 1 Die with 11 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
  692. <DM> (ah, go ahead and fire it)
  693. <Dhoo> frown
  694. <Firiann> $1d10
  695. <Navi> Firiann: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 8. Total: 8. Successes: 1.
  696. <Firiann> ;_;
  697. <DM> [/$init]
  698. <SandorClegane> $1d10
  699. <Navi> SandorClegane: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 8. Total: 8. Successes: 1.
  700. <Firiann> SAVED
  701. <Firiann> $init 1d10
  702. <Navi> Firiann: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4.
  703. <DM> [/$init]
  704. <Firiann> ;u;
  705. <DM> lol
  706. <SandorClegane> too much to type
  707. <DM> (Zephy, since you were charging away, add 2 dice to this attack)
  708. <SandorClegane> $init 1d10
  709. <Navi> SandorClegane: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
  710. <Zephy> $4d10
  711. <Navi> Zephy: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 1, 2 and 7. Total: 14. Successes: 1.
  712. <DM> ooh, nice
  713. * Goriya2 is now mimicing SandorClegane, gaining 1 dice on defense.
  714. <Goriya2> $4d10
  715. <Navi> Goriya2: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 3 and 7. Total: 25. Successes: 3.
  716. * Goriya2 evades Zephy's attempted spell.
  717. <Goriya1> $init 1d10
  718. <Navi> Goriya1: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
  719. <Goriya2> $init 1d10
  720. <Navi> Goriya2: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
  721. <DarkSoul> $init 1d10
  722. <Navi> DarkSoul: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
  723. <DM> o_o
  724. <Zephy> $init 1d10
  725. <Navi> Zephy: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
  726. <DM> *Dhoo, roll init
  727. <Dhoo> i did didnt i
  728. <DM> with an $init this time
  729. <Dhoo> $init 1d11
  730. <Navi> Dhoo: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
  731. <DM> $init s
  732. <Dhoo> hur
  733. <Navi> The Battle has started! Turn Order: SandorClegane (10), Goriya2 (9), Dhoo (7), Firiann (4), Zephy (3), Goriya1 (1) and DarkSoul (1).
  734. <Dhoo> i forgot the $ int
  735. <DM> Bonus Turns: SandorClegane
  736. <DM> When you roll a 10, you get an extra turn before the first round starts.
  737. <Goriya1> 2h
  738. * SandorClegane attacks goriya 1 with a sword
  739. <DM> stats - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-287.html
  740. <Goriya1> 2h | Mimicing Dhoo
  741. <Goriya2> 4h | Mimicing SandorClegane
  742. <DarkSoul> ?h, ?m
  743. <SandorClegane> $12d10
  744. <Navi> SandorClegane: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 10, 6, 5, 5, 4, 4, 9, 1, 4, 6 and 9. Total: 65. Successes: 8.
  745. <Goriya1> $8d10
  746. <Navi> Goriya1: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 5, 3, 7, 10, 9 and 6. Total: 57. Successes: 9.
  747. Goriya1 Goriya2 GoriyaFOE
  748. * DM throws an anti-lucksack Geodude at Goriya1, forcing it to reroll that.
  749. <Goriya1> $8d10
  750. <Navi> Goriya1: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 6, 6, 5, 7, 3, 10 and 10. Total: 56. Successes: 9.
  751. <DM> ..
  752. <SandorClegane> i accept my fate
  753. * ThePhanto haunts Navi for lucksacks
  754. <DM> *Bonus turn ended, you get your actual turn now!*
  755. <GoriyaFOE> BUT WAIT, ISN'T THAT A ROLLOFF?
  756. * BlueShell is now known as Geodude
  757. * GoriyaFOE gets out of existence
  758. <Geodude> DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
  759. <DM> 8 vs. 9 = not a rolloff
  760. * Geodude kicks Goriya1 out the window.
  761. * Geodude has kicked Goriya1 from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a live studio audience, filled with extremist fans. Whatever they're cheering for, it can't be ZURPG. «14,660»)
  762. * Goriya1 (WindStrike@24.246.163.12) has joined #zurpg
  763. <GoriyaFOE> (Oh, I was looking at both 9s.)
  764. * SandorClegane goes in for a second strike on goriya 1
  765. <DM> (lol)
  766. <SandorClegane> $12d10
  767. <Navi> SandorClegane: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 10, 1, 6, 7, 7, 1, 6, 7, 8 and 3. Total: 65. Successes: 9.
  768. <DM> Live Studio Audience = Extremist Fans = DOTA + League players in a flame war = Death to anyone that enters
  769. <Goriya1> $8d10
  770. <Navi> Goriya1: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 7, 9, 10, 4, 7, 4 and 7. Total: 52. Successes: 6.
  771. * Goriya1 is sliced in half by SandorClegane's vicious blade, with its head flying into a neverending war between the religions of DOTA and League, forever to lost in a forgotten sea of a religious debate.
  772. <Geodude> $init j
  773. <Navi> Geodude: You have entered the fray!
  774. <Goriya1> $removeme
  775. <Navi> Goriya1 has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: SandorClegane (10), Goriya2 (9), Dhoo (7), Firiann (4), Zephy (3), DarkSoul (1) and Geodude (0).
  776. * Goriya1 is now known as X_X
  777. <SandorClegane> $endturn
  778. <Navi> SandorClegane has ended their turn. Goriya2: It is your turn now.
  779. <Navi> Turn Order: SandorClegane (10), Goriya2 (9), Dhoo (7), Firiann (4), Zephy (3), DarkSoul (1) and Geodude (0).
  780. * Goriya2 gets revenge on its Goriyan (that's a word?) brethren by chucking its Spiked Boomerang at SandorClegane! (Roll Power)
  781. <Goriya2> $9d10
  782. <Navi> Goriya2: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 4, 8, 2, 7, 5, 3 and 4. Total: 35. Successes: 3.
  783. <SandorClegane> $3d10
  784. <Navi> SandorClegane: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 6 and 7. Total: 15. Successes: 2.
  785. * Goriya2 lands a light hit on SandorClegane's knee, but he's still an adventurer. Sadface.
  786. <DM> 1 damage, you're sitting at 1h, 1m
  787. <SandorClegane> yup
  788. <Goriya2> 4h | Mimicing SandorClegane
  789. <Goriya2> $endturn
  790. <Navi> Goriya2 has ended their turn. Dhoo: It is your turn now.
  791. <Navi> Turn Order: SandorClegane (10), Goriya2 (9), Dhoo (7), Firiann (4), Zephy (3), DarkSoul (1) and Geodude (0).
  792. <Dhoo> LEAP ATTACK DARK SOUL GO POWER GO
  793. <Dhoo> $5d10
  794. <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 1, 8 and 3. Total: 18. Successes: 2.
  795. <Dhoo> oh come on
  796. <DarkSoul> $2d10
  797. <Navi> DarkSoul: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5 and 6. Total: 11. Successes: 2.
  798. <DM> ROLLOFF
  799. <Dhoo> $5d10
  800. <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 6, 6, 2 and 5. Total: 21. Successes: 3.
  801. <DarkSoul> $2d10
  802. <Navi> DarkSoul: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3 and 8. Total: 11. Successes: 1.
  803. <DM> 3 - 1 = 2 + 1 = 3 damage
  804. <Dhoo> 2H 2M
  805. <Dhoo> $endturn
  806. <Navi> Dhoo has ended their turn. Firiann: It is your turn now.
  807. <Navi> Turn Order: SandorClegane (10), Goriya2 (9), Dhoo (7), Firiann (4), Zephy (3), DarkSoul (1) and Geodude (0).
  808. * DarkSoul is tackled by a ferocious Werewolfos. Baffled by its existence, it considers enlightenment rather than continuing to live in this forsaken world.
  809. <DarkSoul> $removeme
  810. <Navi> DarkSoul has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: SandorClegane (10), Goriya2 (9), Dhoo (7), Firiann (4), Zephy (3) and Geodude (0).
  811. * DarkSoul is now known as X___X
  812. * Firiann snaps her trust deku stick off and swings it wildly at Goriya2!
  813. <DM> (that is so wrong)
  814. <ThePhanto> (Very)
  815. <Firiann> (d'oh why did I pick up a courage weapon)
  816. <Dhoo> PENIS JOKE
  817. * SandorClegane cringes
  818. <Firiann> $6d10
  819. <Navi> Firiann: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 4, 1, 7 and 1. Total: 24. Successes: 2.
  820. <Firiann> (D'OH)
  821. <Goriya2> $8d10
  822. <Navi> Goriya2: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 7, 5, 8, 2, 3, 9 and 1. Total: 38. Successes: 4.
  823. * DM applauds you, sire.
  824. <Firiann> "Aww snap, crackle poplars!"
  825. <Dhoo> Your bark is worse than your bite.
  826. * Goriya2 blocks Firiann's backbone.
  827. <Dhoo> is this entire game going to be nothing but plant and dog puns?
  828. * DM sees bark chipping off of Firiann.
  829. <Firiann> A seed strikes Dhoo on the back of the head.
  830. <DM> ($endturn?)
  831. <Firiann> Counter.
  832. <DM> Counterattacks disabled till 5
  833. <SandorClegane> dhoo i beiliieve you are barking up the wrong tree!
  834. <DM> Level 5, that is
  835. <Firiann> oh
  836. <Firiann> $endturn
  837. <Navi> Firiann has ended their turn. Zephy: It is your turn now.
  838. <Navi> Turn Order: SandorClegane (10), Goriya2 (9), Dhoo (7), Firiann (4), Zephy (3) and Geodude (0).
  839. <Firiann> (almost as bad as Sylvari salad jokes)
  840. * Zephy bashes goyira2 with his shield
  841. <Zephy> $9d10
  842. <Navi> Zephy: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 10, 4, 7, 8, 10, 5, 2 and 5. Total: 57. Successes: 9.
  843. <Goriya2> $10d10
  844. <Navi> Goriya2: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 1, 8, 5, 9, 10, 7, 7 and 5. Total: 64. Successes: 9.
  845. <DM> ROLLOFF
  846. <DM> (Rolloff happens the success counts are equal. You both reroll)
  847. <Zephy> oh
  848. <Zephy> $8d10
  849. <Navi> Zephy: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 4, 1, 9, 8, 1, 7 and 10. Total: 50. Successes: 7.
  850. <Zephy> wait no that's supposed to be 9
  851. <DM> just add $1d10
  852. <Goriya2> $10d10
  853. <Zephy> $1d10
  854. <Navi> Goriya2: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 5, 8, 4, 3, 7, 8, 5 and 7. Total: 55. Successes: 7.
  855. <Navi> Zephy: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 5. Total: 5. Successes: 1.
  856. <DM> 8 - 7 = 1/2 = 0.5 rounded = 1 damage
  857. <DM> IT'S A HIT
  858. <Zephy> you're goddamn right
  859. * Goriya2 is bashed upside the head by Zephy's shield, taking 1 damage.
  860. <Goriya2> 3h | Mimicing Sandor
  861. <Zephy> $endturn
  862. <Navi> Zephy has ended their turn. Geodude: It is your turn now.
  863. <Navi> Turn Order: SandorClegane (10), Goriya2 (9), Dhoo (7), Firiann (4), Zephy (3) and Geodude (0).
  864. <DM> oh dear
  865. <Geodude> $1d5
  866. <Navi> Geodude: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
  867. * Geodude turns to ThePhanto.
  868. <Geodude> Got a Three?
  869. <ThePhanto> Go fish
  870. * Geodude throws 3 rocks at Dhoo. (Roll Courage!)
  871. <Geodude> $5d10
  872. <Navi> Geodude: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 4, 6 and 5. Total: 19. Successes: 2.
  873. * Dhoo is plant. It's not very effective.
  874. <Dhoo> GRASS TYPE JERKWAD
  875. * Geodude kicks Dhoo out the window.
  876. * Geodude has kicked Dhoo from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed inside the sewers! «14,662»)
  877. * Dhoo (~DoubleEx@47.54.26.134) has joined #zurpg
  878. <DM> *After being treated by the sewers, your plant life has fallen. Rock is now normally effective against roll. Roll Courage!*
  879. <Dhoo> $4d10
  880. <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 4 and 6. Total: 18. Successes: 2.
  881. <DM> ROLLOFF
  882. <DM> err, sorry
  883. <DM> ROCKOFF
  884. <Geodude> $5d10
  885. <Navi> Geodude: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 1, 9 and 10. Total: 36. Successes: 5.
  886. <Dhoo> $4d10
  887. <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 10, 7 and 4. Total: 28. Successes: 4.
  888. <Firiann> Robeoff!
  889. <Firiann> ....
  890. <DM> $pie Firiann
  891. <Firiann> pls dont
  892. * Kefka throws a Scotch pie at Firiann as requested by DM. I threw 123 pies on LunarNet.
  893. * Geodude does 1 damage to Dhoo before burying himself in the ground.
  894. <Firiann> ;_;
  895. <Geodude> $removeme
  896. <Navi> Geodude has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: SandorClegane (10), Goriya2 (9), Dhoo (7), Firiann (4) and Zephy (3).
  897. * SandorClegane attacks goriya 2 with sword
  898. <SandorClegane> $12d10
  899. <Navi> SandorClegane: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 2, 5, 6, 5, 6, 9, 3, 10, 10 and 3. Total: 66. Successes: 10.
  900. <Goriya2> !!!
  901. <Goriya2> $8d10
  902. <Navi> Goriya2: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 8, 2, 7, 10, 5, 6 and 8. Total: 47. Successes: 7.
  903. <Goriya2> 10 - 7 = 3 damage
  904. * GoriyaFOE has quit (Quit: HOMY WORK)
  905. * Goriya2 bites the dust, with Queen singing its final moments as its reaches enlightenment. However, it has a fake ID for not being the real Goriya, and is denied entrance to the sun for enlightenment by KEESE AND CO. Its ashes spread over the dark side of the moon, crying in eternal agony for the glory of Narnia. Aslan roars and approves.
  906. <SandorClegane> $endturn
  907. <Navi> SandorClegane has ended their turn. Goriya2: It is your turn now.
  908. <Navi> Turn Order: SandorClegane (10), Goriya2 (9), Dhoo (7), Firiann (4) and Zephy (3).
  909. <Goriya2> $removeme
  910. <Navi> Goriya2 has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: SandorClegane (10), Dhoo (7), Firiann (4) and Zephy (3).
  911. * Goriya2 is now known as X__X
  912. <DM> $init r
  913. <Navi> DM: The bot has been reset.
  914. <DM> +14 EXP
  915. <DM> +$14d8 Rupees
  916. <DM> Rolling random item drops...
  917. <Dhoo> $14d8
  918. <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 14 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 3, 2, 4, 3, 6, 3, 2, 8, 5, 6, 1 and 6. Total: 57.
  919. <DM> $3d6
  920. <Navi> DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 6, 6 and 2. Total: 14.
  921. <DM> woah, more rings
  922. <DM> $2d50
  923. <Navi> DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 50 Sides. Result: 5 and 9. Total: 14.
  924. <Firiann> That may be the longest enlightenment variation I've seen yet...
  925. <SandorClegane> $14d8
  926. <Navi> SandorClegane: You rolled 14 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 5, 4, 2, 1, 4, 8, 5, 6, 5, 5, 5, 7, 3 and 5. Total: 65.
  927. <Firiann> $14d8
  928. <Navi> Firiann: You rolled 14 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 4, 5, 1, 5, 7, 7, 3, 5, 6, 6, 4, 5, 7 and 8. Total: 73.
  929. <DM> hahahahahah
  930. <Zephy> $14d8
  931. <Navi> Zephy: You rolled 14 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 2, 3, 4, 5, 3, 7, 5, 1, 5, 4, 6 and 8. Total: 62.
  932. <DM> *A Heart Container, a Rare Ring, and the first Ascended Ring of the game drops!*
  933. <Dhoo> yoinking the heart again
  934. <Dhoo> suckers
  935. <DM> (Rare Rings, once appraised, have a level requirement of 10 | Ascended, when appraised, have a level requirement of 20)
  936. <DM> http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-22-post-41.html#pid41 - for anyone that wants the rings
  937. <Firiann> You missed Masterwork Rings
  938. <Firiann> :P
  939. <DM> haven't gotten there yet, shoo
  940. * ThePhanto is now known as GLaDOSthePotato
  941. <SandorClegane> zephy ill let you pick first
  942. <DM> (Fyi, it's been 3 hours, keep going for another hour or pause here and continue next week?)
  943. <Zephy> ok I'll take the rare ring
  944. <Firiann> http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Item#Quality
  945. <SandorClegane> ill have the ascended
  946. * Firiann scoops up the ascended ring with her tongue. It vanishes down her cylindrical mouth.
  947. <SandorClegane> nvm then
  948. <Sephiroth> Firiann was denied.
  949. * Firiann spits the ring at Sandor's head.
  950. <DM> [Sniper]: DEEEEENIED!
  951. * DM runs.
  952. * Geodude kicks DM out the window.
  953. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Geodude (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a chicken! «14,663»)
  954. <DM> Cuccoo Hit Counter - 2 of 4
  955. <Firiann> "Bleech! It's 'orrible. Why would you ever want something like THAT?"
  956. <Firiann> AW NUTS
  957. <Sephiroth> lol
  958. <DM> Those of you that don't know, when that kick line occurs, it adds to the Cuccoo Hit Counter.
  959. * GLaDOSthePotato fires a potato ray at DM
  960. <DM> When it hits 4, regardless of the point in the session, regardless of how serious the moment is, a swarm of cuccoos floods the area.
  961. * GLaDOSthePotato flies away
  962. <DM> so yeah, continue or stop for the night?
  963. <DM> has to be unanimous vote to continue
  964. <SandorClegane> stop
  965. <DM> stop it tis
  966. <Zephy> yeah
  967. <DM> -=QUEST PAUSE=-
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