LADIES WHERE MY BITCHES AT * Sephiroth kicks Woofington out the window. * Sephiroth has kicked Woofington from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a concentration camp! Hail Hitler! 11111111oneoneoneone!!!! Â«14,643Â») * DM kicks Woofington, SandorClegane and Zephy to Hyrule Castle's Northern Port. *You land at the recently build port (recently = about 2 years). Behind you is the large Northern Gate to get into Hyrule Village.* can i burn the villlage? *Nearby, you hear quite the commotion as about fifty people seem to be crowded in front of several boats.* (let's see, got any fire spells?) how about outdoorsy know how? (good luck pulling that off... besides, you're at the port right now) *A particular chubby old man wearing golden robes wanders over to you.* [???]: Hello there. Are you new adventurers, by chance? *His robes have several emblems of the Triforce on them as a rather flashy decoration. His beard reminds you of Gand-* * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a beanie. Wait, why are these guys here? Are they taking a vacation from the Beanbean Kingdom? Â«14,645Â») im just glad he has robes on *His beard extends across his wide face and down to his chest.* [???]: Oh, hahah, and to think just morning I nearly ran out of my house without them! can I ask him if I can have his robes? (you could try) dibs ok I ask him if I can have his robes you can just do "Can I have your robes?" well ok then mister can I have your robes? [???]: Err, umm, well err uhh.... I uhh... I don't have a spare on me, and uhh... I don't feel like that's appropriate, young sir. can i steal his robes? I open my coat and flash him my wand as a threat (if you had the Steal Skill, yes, but you don't) (don't forget the /me command) '/me does a barrel roll.' * DM does a barrel roll. [???]: Hey, watch where you're pointin' that thing! I'll have you know, as Rauru, the Head Priest of the Temple of Time, I can have you arrested for doing such a thing! * X_X is now known as Rauru * SandorClegane readies to attack the old man *Your wand seems small and insignificant to Rauru's bouldering size.* *Several guards come up and surround you.* * X__X is now known as Guard Is there a problem here, SIR? * Woofington is having nothing to do with this. THE POWER OF GTA COMPELS ME! no problem here No no, no problem at all, please, I think these folks just want to get in a few fights... which I was going to forward them to. * Woofington wanders away nonchalantly (despite spelling it wrong). nothing is happening * Sephiroth kicks Guard out the window. * Sephiroth has kicked Guard from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on Bill Gates! Quick, shoot him while you can! Â«14,646Â») * Guard (WindStrike@24.246.163.12) has joined #zurpg wut (you and your gta) (you and your dota) Hmm... very well. Have a good one, sir. (hey, I'm not the only one, SandorClegane and Zephy here are dota-ers too) dota's great * Guard is now known as X__X * DM forwards the extranneous chats to #zuchat. * You've invited Zephy to #zuchat (eraniss.tx.us.lunarnet.org) * You've invited SandorClegane to #zuchat (eraniss.tx.us.lunarnet.org) (to join, type /join #zuchat Yes, I was getting to that, had you not *ahem* so hastily tried to kill me. * Rauru points to the crowd. See the crowd there? They're trying to reach Saria Town, which is north of here. But something odd has happened, and... Saria Town isn't accepting anyone through the port. They haven't given a reason either. must be a civil war within the town No, not quite... we'd notice it if that was the case. we should probably make our way there and burn it That town has had a repuptation of evil creatures taking the forms of residents there rather flawlessly. It could be the reason for the suddenly blockade. ill get the sarin err (the sarin?) its a chemical weapon nvm So we're sending you folks over through the mountain pass route. * Rauru gets down closer to whisper. If you're looking for a fight, there's some creatures over the mountain pass that might be up for it. Or the ones taking over Saria Town. i prefer defensless townsfolk Ehh, might not be quite that defenseless when you get there. ANYHOW... There's a secondary port just over there *points to a port where just one person is at*. The ferryman will take you to a mountain pass that will lead you to the south entrance of Saria Town. Good luck to you all. (Don't you love how the big guys up top are sending in the newbies to take care of this?) before we go, do you have an extra wand that I can threaten people with? that feels awully suspicious the old man Uhh, well, you could just buy an extra wand if that's what you're looking for. but I'm just a poor boy do you need sympathy? are you easy come easy go? * DM high fives Woofington. nice obviously wants to get us isolated in a mountain pass where he has thugs and brigands set up to ambush us and steal all of our belonings * Woofington is now known as Dhoo good thing we have no belongings that old man is up to no good but he doesnt know that * Rauru appears to have wandered off already... getting away from your threatening wand pointing skills. * Rauru is now known as X_X *If you're done shopping, head to the lone port, and the ferryman will ship you over to the mountain pass.* what a rude old man hes just sending word to his men TO THE STORES! i say we mug the ferrymen I'm saving my money hes alone over by that port isolated (brb 5 minutes, use that time to shop here - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-6.html if you distract him ill club him and we get a free bost boat* I'm down with that plan I'll threaten him with my wand in the mean time you sneak behind him and club him this will work (back with watermelon) (you guys are actually doing this?) yes and i've got grapes so i win (very well) (commit your plan away) * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a Fanta Commercial. Do you want a Fanta? Â«14,648Â») ok lets do this alright * Zephy walks up to the ferryman and opens his coat to show his wand * X_X is now known as Ferryman *Solid Snake voice* That's a very nice wand you have there. thanks, I made it from a tree branch * SandorClegane sneaks up behind the ferryman and attacks with his sowrd (Roll Courage vs. his Wisdom) I bet his wisdom is like 80 or something Intriguing! So, are you here to take the mountain pass to Saria Town to investigate what's goin' on there? $12d10 SandorClegane: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 9, 7, 3, 2, 1, 5, 2, 1, 2, 6 and 8. Total: 49. Successes: 5. $5d10 Ferryman: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 8, 4 and 2. Total: 31. Successes: 3. * Ferryman takes a stab to the knee, preventing him from adventuring. AAAAAAHHHHHHH * Ferryman passes out from the pain, but not before scream in agony. *screaming * SandorClegane quickly unlashes boat *Well, the boat is open! ... might wanna get in quick before the guards get over here.* * Zephy quickly searches the ferryman for any loot before getting on the boat quickly into the boat! *From afar, you see a few guards rushing over to you.* * SandorClegane prepares to shove off *You manage to get 50 Rupees from his pockets.* * Mew (~Sephiroth@lunarnet-AB6D2C36.lightspeed.nsvltn.sbcglobal.net) has joined #zurpg * ChanServ sets mode +q #zurpg Mew * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Mew * Mew is now known as BlueShell everyone in the boat? yar GO AHEAD WITHOUT ME I'LL CATCH UP! I KNOW HOW TO DOG PADDLE! * SandorClegane launches the boat into the harbor *Mr. Werewolfos-san's voice reaches you from the market about a mile away.* *You launch successfully as the guards at the port get stalled by the injured ferryman.* * Ferryman is now known as X_X I'll split the rubies with Sandor so we both get 25 AYE! I meant rupees *You hear, before your boat gets far enough away, "IF I CAN'T LIVE AS A FERRY MAN, OR AN ADVENTURER, I MIGHT AS WELL BE DEAD"* that's embarassing * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in King Dedede's Castle! Â«14,650Â») well now I feel bad lol i bet we left an orphan oh god ;_; but hey, 25 rupees * Dhoo takes a flying leap off of the dock end and doggie paddles to the boat. *So where are you headed to? There's north, which leads to Saria Town (the mountain pass stop is on the way), and that's literally it.* What did I miss? well this way she can grow up in a supportive orphangae rather with a father who would leave all the time under the guise of being a ferryman *Dhoo arrives mysteriously on the side of your boat.* must be part micheal phelps *The other passes are blocked by walls.* (lol) Dhoo phelps * BlueShell smiles from behind the Fourth Wall. $pie BlueShell * Kefka throws a Cream pie at BlueShell as requested by DM. I threw 122 pies on LunarNet. * BlueShell kicks DM out the window. we should probably just go to the mountain pass * You have been kicked from #zurpg by BlueShell (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a bush! Â«14,651Â») Ohhhh maaan a mountain pass? Really? i say we scuttle the boat Those things are friggin' scary. * BlueShell smiles from behind the Fourth Wall. --> I am suddenly reminded of the god darn masks from Mario 2. * BlueShell is now known as Phanto why would we do that why not? *Suddenly, an arrow thunks in the water next to you.* * Phanto grins creepily. we'll need it later *Behind, it seems a boat of guards are closing in on you.* I agree we should anandon ship its either that or head for open ocean I'm starting to doubt my reasons for coming with you guys. *Open ocean would involve having to get past Saria Town.* how far away are we from the mountain pass *Another arrow bounces off of the port side of your boat.* FREE ARROWS! they have to run out at some point * Dhoo jumps onto Zephy's shoulders. *You're able to see it just ahead. There's a bit of land to the side of the overhanging mountain river pass.* ZOINKS! WHAT I think we should try to sneakily jump out of our boat while it starts heading the other way and hope they don't see us and swim to the mountain pass * Phanto swoops down from above. but we could be prirtes have straw hats and barrle catapults I don't think we can kill the guards they will join us Rut's a ririte Rephy? * DM checks... yeah, the average level of guards are Level 20. are you a dog? I'm starting to think he's a dog You wouldn't stand a ghost of a chance against one of them just screwing with you, currently. no one liked the ferryman he smelled why do you think he was alone RUH ROH! they just want to give us a key to the city Do you think he'll come back to haunt us? I'm scared of gh-gh-gh-ghosts! * Phanto swoops in again, just missing the bow of your boat. ill get the crucifix (so, you guys doing Zephy's plan or just heading straight for the mountain pass in the boat? well i have no desire to fight guards i cant even hit so im bailing i perfer to live on the edge *Another arrow lands on the front of your boat.* *It pierces the boat, and water starts to slowly leak in.* (dat's a strong arrow) by this time the other boat should have caught up with us welp I'm jumping and swimming to the mountain pass Well I'm going to bail while you guys bail. is this boat made from styrofaom? * Dhoo jumps into the water and heads to the pass. [Guard]: *hollering* YO DOG, I HEARD YOU LIKE BAILIN- * Zephy follows Dhoo [Guard]: *hollering* You men in the boat there! Halt and surrender, or we'll unleash a world of pain! * Phanto swoops down and collides with Guard's head. (big words for a simpleton guard) I WILL FIGHT TO THE BITTER END! *The guard relives horrifying memories of his childhood and starts freaking out as the Phanton screws with him.* COME HELL OR HIGH WATER! [Guard]: OH GOD, NOOOOOOOO, NOT THAT, NOOOOOOOOOO *The boat of guards breaks out into pandemonium as you safely get away.* *Dhoo and Zephy reach the entrance to the pass while SandorClegane continues to challenge the guards from his sinking boat.* Thank you contrived plot device! Your sacrifice will not be in vain. * DM pets Mr. Phanto. * SandorClegane scours boat for repair kit *There does not appear to be a repair kit. It's possible that only the ferryman had it elsewhere.* you forgot the repair kit on his body which I looted * Phanto swoops down and collides with SandorClegane's head. * DM looks back... yep, the Ferryman had the repair kit in the porthouse, which has guards in front of it. worst ferryman ever *You're at the entrance to the mountain pass, which doesn't appear look friendly (wide enough for 4 people to pass through at most, the cliff overhanging eerily above, making it feel like a cramped cave.* *A sign is next to it... "TO SARIA TOWN"* *The writing appears to be scribbled on there twice... one in professional penmenship.... the other in blood.* Uhm... yeah.. I have this thing where I hate going into places with directions written in blood. Is it cool if we find another way to Saria Town? *penmanship *The other way to Saria Town is contiuing up the river... if you can fix your boat.* its just squirrel blood can we swim? I'm a good swimmer * Dhoo sniffs the blood. hes got a scennt zephy * Dhoo looks at DM. * Dhoo keeps looking at DM. *You look down the river passage. There's no fog, yet you still can't even see the sillouette of Saria Town.* (gimme a tick) I think we're definitely partied with a dog *The blood appears to be that of a keese.* the hound is only a nickname Werewolfos, derived from Wolfos, which is the Zelda equivalent of a Wolf, thereby Dog family. HAH * Phanto is now known as BlueShell * Fireblast124 is now known as ThePhanto what is a keese? Werewolfos = Zelda version of Werewolf I understand that now THANKS A keese ia flying bat-like creature, with sharp wings of doom. * BlueShell kicks DM out the window. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by BlueShell (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a tree. But, then you fell and landed in manure! Â«14,652Â») also * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM you dont KNOW im a werewolf <---- game of thrones reference HOW WOULD YOU its my secret looking at your description, that's how because you're sniffing things and doggy paddling and what not you had your face in your crotch a good tracker always uses whatever he can to find the trail doggy paddling is an economical form of swimming GET WITH THE PROGRAM but i learned how to swim correctly ^ well i never had swimming lessons doggy paddle is all i can do i must have beeen in the advanced program * DM pokes the plot device. It does not appear to budge. anyhoo we're taking a really long time to get to a mountain http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVKHadEvfs0 well it is a mountain well we should go through it its just strange there hasne been some sort of random ambush *More like, you're still standing there at the entrance.* FAST TRAVEL by some horde of hungry mthyical creatures I still don't want to go in. thats what she sai d DAmn * BlueShell flies out of nowhere and slams into the back of Dhoo's head. I'd do it for a Dhooby snack though. *Dhoo, you will get a Dhooby snack at the end of this quest.* *IF you go through.* * FireSeraphim hands dhoo a dhooy snack (a hand appears out of the forth wall) FIIIIINE *dhooby *Zephy, I'll write a DOTA 2 item into the game if you go through.* I swear you guys had better not lose your glasses in here. I'm not helping you find them. I'm already totally fine with going through well there was a boatload of dhooby snacks a second ago *And SandorClegane, well... you wanna GTA it up some more, there is ample opportunity in Saria Town.* *Oh, I'm just incentivising the plot, cause Rauru forgot to give a quest reward.* i perfer a nice dialogue in random locations his robes *Very well, you'll get his robes as a quest reward.* he will give me his robes for completing this mission uh no he'll give me the robes i did call dibs I called dibs right away I asked if I could have them no yes then i called dibs * Dhoo sniffs towards the pass. Honor the dibs * Dhoo sniffs towards the pass again now that they are back and can see what the DM says. OK LET'S GO *You try sniffing the pass. A very pleasant, dhoobious smell passes your nose.* How dhoobious are we talking here? *Dhooby snack dhoobious.* That's pretty dhoobious alright You guys go first. * Zephy goes first *You head down the pass.* nah *As you enter, it immediately feels about 10 degrees colder, and the light that's coming in from above seems dimmer and dimmer with each passing step.* i see we are entering a ravine did anyone bring some wort of lantern or torch *An ominous wind beats at your back from behind. The sound of it seems to be echoing back and forth off the walls of the sandor-called ravine.* *No, but that flying thing that's on fire just ahead of you did.... wait.* GAASP! I don't know about this... *The smell of a Dhooby snack for Dhoo is replaced by the burning smell of flesh and bat (what) as two burning, flying Keese approach you. A nice, warm welcome to the cold deprevity of the ravine.* $init r ThePhanto: The bot has been reset. * Dhoo slowly shuffles towards the way out. $init SandorClegane: Want to insert initiative? Tell me what it is! kill kill kill kill kill kill kill stats - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-287.html *Note - Enemy stats, upon first encounters with them in quests are NOT visible. Their abilities are, but not their five primary stats.* to the death *Roll initiatives!8 $init 1d10 FireKeese1: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8. $init 1d10 FireKeese2: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7. $init 1d10 SandorClegane: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8. $init 1d10 Zephy: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3. "Wreath of Flames" ... So I can hang the wreath from my door? .... sure. RAAAAGE * BlueShell notes an obvious flaw in that enemy. $init 1d11 Dhoo: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5. eh? ... Its Fire level isn't high enough for Incinerate. ... woops werewolves have plus one intiative Fire even. * DM fixes that. fixed * DM fails at enemy level conversion, it seems. $init s The Battle has started! Turn Order: FireKeese1 (8), SandorClegane (8), FireKeese2 (7), Dhoo (5) and Zephy (3). * Darte (~KenoguLab@c-76-28-207-252.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #zurpg * FireKeese1 tries to burn SandorClegane to the ground with a firey slash to the face! (Roll Courage) * BlueShell fires a Darte at a target for target practice. $8d10 FireKeese1: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 9, 8, 6, 7, 8, 8 and 4. Total: 55. Successes: 7. +1 success $12d10 SandorClegane: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 3, 4, 1, 6, 9, 2, 7, 3, 6 and 5. Total: 58. Successes: 7. add $1d10 to that (you forgot your shield bonus) reroll or just the one? just add that $1d10 SandorClegane: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1. Successes: 0. * FireKeese1 manages to get a cut in at SandorClegane, dealing 8 - 7 = 1 damage. ^_^ ?h, ?m $endturn FireKeese1 has ended their turn. SandorClegane: It is your turn now. Turn Order: FireKeese1 (8), SandorClegane (8), FireKeese2 (7), Dhoo (5) and Zephy (3). * Darte is now known as Firiann * BlueShell slams into FireKeese1. "You're not Shady..." hahahah * SandorClegane brings his sword back and charges fire keese 1 !!! $12d10 SandorClegane: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 4, 4, 7, 2, 8, 7, 9, 4, 3 and 3. Total: 59. Successes: 5. $8d10 FireKeese1: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 2, 9, 5, 10, 8, 1 and 9. Total: 52. Successes: 7. wow, bad luck today * FireKeese1 barrel rolls outta the way. * BlueShell trips over a Geodude and hits last place. $endturn SandorClegane has ended their turn. FireKeese2: It is your turn now. Turn Order: FireKeese1 (8), SandorClegane (8), FireKeese2 (7), Dhoo (5) and Zephy (3). (notate your hearts/magic as well) k 1 dam you should be at 2h, 1m 2 dams. blocking the river. oh shi------ * FireKeese2 sees a dhooby dhoo and swings in for the kill! (Roll Courage) $8d10 FireKeese2: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 9, 9, 5, 1, 7, 1 and 3. Total: 42. Successes: 5. +1 success $3d10 Dhoo: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 7 and 5. Total: 20. Successes: 3. $5d8 Firiann: You rolled 5 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 4, 2, 3, 7 and 7. Total: 23. *REALLY bad luck today, it seems.* oh, add $1d10 (speed demon) $1d10 Dhoo: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 5. Total: 5. Successes: 1. 6 - 4 = 2 damage (Sooo I'm a deku scrub. Is that a first?) * FireKeese2 sears the fur off Dhoo's furbian coating. (ooh, yes it tis) ?h, ?m $endturn FireKeese2 has ended their turn. Dhoo: It is your turn now. Turn Order: FireKeese1 (8), SandorClegane (8), FireKeese2 (7), Dhoo (5) and Zephy (3). * Dhoo bares his fangs and leaps at FireKeese2. (Roll Power) $5d10 Dhoo: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 5, 4 and 9. Total: 35. Successes: 4. $1d10 FireKeese2: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 9. Total: 9. Successes: 1. * FireKeese2 is hit! (LOL YES. Werewolfos is win.) *The wreath of flames causes a backlash to Dhoo for 1 burn damage... but...* 4 - 1 = 3 + 1 = 4 damage i need to fix up my description ha ha * FireKeese2 falls dead to a powerful leap from Dhoo and his Dhooland skillet of skills. $removeme FireKeese2 has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: FireKeese1 (8), SandorClegane (8), Dhoo (5) and Zephy (3). * FireKeese2 is now known as X__X $endturn Dhoo has ended their turn. Zephy: It is your turn now. Turn Order: FireKeese1 (8), SandorClegane (8), Dhoo (5) and Zephy (3). (hearts/magic) oh ha ha 1h 2m * Zephy charges firekeese1 with his shield (roll power) $9d10 Zephy: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 6, 1, 9, 3, 10, 6 and 9. Total: 51. Successes: 7.