for(;;;){
  if (this.getInstance.getGirlFriends().length != 0 )
    for (girlfriend bitch: this.getInstance.getGirlFriends()) {
      try {
        for (Tit boob: bitch.getInstance().getBody().getTits()) {
          boob.grab();
          Thread.sleep(700);
        }
      } catch (girlfriend.getDetschnException) {
        throw gotoNextGirlFriendException;
      } catch (girlfriend.isMaleException) {
        throw commitSuicideException;
      }
    }
  } else {
    this.getInstance().drinkBeer();
  }
}