Despot's Event Options

Not all options are always available.
Some options may be random but I haven't done them enough to know for sure or not.

AAAAAA
	1 - RUUUUUUUUUUN
		(Nothing happens)
	2 - Kill it with fire
		(+Daring | +20% speed)
		(-30 HP from a human)
A DRAGON
	1 - Destiny is waiting for me! Summon critical luck and roll the dice.
		(-Human if you lose)
		(+10 tokens +Charmed Ring)
	2 - Lovely dice! Lets grab em and scram while we can.
		(+Abilities trigger 1.05 more)
AMAZING FCAT
	1 - I think it's very funny! Pick this potion and keep on going in peace.
		(Nothing happens)
	2 - ????....
		(Nothing happens)
	3 - If you....
		(+10 tokens)
ARCADE
	1 - Play the Battlefield card.
		1 - Break the cycle
			(+Just a sword)
		2 - Play the Graveyard card.
			(+Just a sword +Elden Charmed Ring)
	2 - Play the Graveyard card.
		1 - Play the Battlefield card.
			(Nothing happens)
		2 - Break the cycle.
			(+300 exp)
ARENA
	1 - No thanks, just passing through
		(Nothing happens)
	2 - Let Human do it, they's cool!
		(+30 tokens)
		(-Human +10 tokens)
ASTROLOGERS
	1 - Huh? What week?
		(+1 Nano Lance/Human)
BAR
	1 - Ask no questions. Drink the glowing green liquid.
		(Possible to reject it)
		(+Boss-Savviness | You know the location of the boss room in advance.)
	2 - Could you please tell us more about this place first?
		1 - Ask no questions. Drink the glowing green liquid.
			(Possible to reject it)
			(+Boss-Savviness | You know the location of the boss room in advance.)
BEAST
	1 - How cute! Lets catch and eat it
		(-5% hp)
	2 - O the greaf fluffy master, however did you get on that giant rock? You must have found great wisdom and immense power, please teach us master
		1 - Pay 5 dumplings and recieve the masters lesson
			(-5 food +No Touching | Fighters get ranged attack)
		2 - How about I pet your cute little ears instead? Good boy
			(Nothing happens)
BURNT CAR
	1 - Come closer and inspect the car
		(Nothing happens)
		(If cultist +Bear Spirit | -20% mana +30% health for cultists)
	2 - Burnt cars are boring. Let's move on.
		(Nothing happens)
		(If cultist +Bear Spirit | -20% mana +30% health for cultists)
CANO
	1 - Who the f**k throws rocks like that? Let me show how it's done.
		1 - Sure Ill give you a Shuriken. Just let me inspect the body first, we may find something useful.
			(+Plasma Gun/human)
		2 - First tell me who you are and how the hell you got here, Cano.
			(+Nice Shoes | +20% Speed)
	2 - Stop swearing, boy, or Ill make you wash your mouth - with soap!
		1 - Wash Canos mouth with lead and steel
			(Nothing happens)
			(+Nice Shoes | +20% Speed)
		2 - Ignore the boy and inspect the hanging body
			(Nothing happens)
	3 - Ignore the boy and inspect the hanging body
		(Nothing happens)
CHEST
	1 - Shoot first, think later
		(+10 tokens if not mimic)
		(+20 tokens if mimic)
		(+50 food if mimic)
		(Nothing happens)
		(Maybe something else?)
	2 (Let Human open the chest)
		(-Human +50 food)
		(+20 tokens)
		(+Sailor Fuku)
		(Maybe something else?)
CHERUBS
	1 - They probably taste like chicken. Let the hunt begin. But like ranged hunt No Direct conflict.
		(+35 food)
	2 - Request an angelic blessing. Are we not worthy?
		(+30 mana)
		(Nothing happens)
COPTER
	1 - Shoot it down and take the tokens. It has no chance.
		(+10 tokens)
	2 - Try to domesticate the small copter. Its a coin toss.
		(+Copter | robot summon)
		(Nothing happens)
COURSE
	1 - This is exactly what we need! Let's trust the professionals!
		(-20 tokens)
	2 - This is exactly what we need! Burn the fraudster nest down!
		(+13 tokens +30 food)
CRYPT
	1 - Let's go in!
		1 - Rob the crypt, leave the coffin. We've had enough marvels
			(+30 tokens)
		2 - O-pen! O-pen! O-pen!
			(+Vampirisim | +4% hp on attack for fencers)
	2 - Nah, let's keep on going
		(See above)
CROCODILE HEAD
	1 - Something about magical girls, Im not sure. Let me see again?
		(+30 food)
	2 - I don't believe he recognized me. Which is only natural, as I tend to maintain social distance from teeth.
		(+30 food)
	3 - How about instead of answering, we just skin you for a suitcase and a couple of leather belts?
		(-Human +30 food)
		(-Human +Crocodile Skin | +30% magic resist)
CUBE
	1 - Think you're so cool, Cube? I can make you into a rectangle real quick.
		(Nothing happens)
	2 - What are you making Cube?
		1 - Silently watch the artist work
			(+300 exp)
		2 Attack the cube silently. Hope it has something useful.
			(Nothing happens)
CYBERVILLAGE
	1 - Pillage! Mug Him! Grab his crops! What can a farmer and his unarmed robots do to us?
		(-Human +50 food)
		(+30 food)
	2 - Buy 50 eggplants for 10 tokens. Mutually beneficial cooperation is better than conflict!
		(-10 tokens +50 food)
DARKUS
	1 - Er three. What is this stupid test?
		1 - Freedom is the option to not answer stupid questions.
			(Nothing happens)
		2 - Freedom is being like a river flowing freely to infinity.
			(+2 Humans +1 Darkus Shooter)
		3 - Freedom is the absence of necessity, coercion, or constraint in choice or action.
			(Nothing happens)
	2 - I cant see any whole cars in this square broken into several smaller squares.
		1 - I dont think we're androids. Although if Im honest, Ive no idea how to check.
			(+2 Humans +1 Darkus Shooter)
		2 - Quite so, android sibling! Let us walk together!
			(+2 Humans +1 Darkus Shooter)
	3 - What images? Are you high? Im just reading text and picking dialogue options.
		(See above)
EYES
	1 - No thank you, we'd rather keep using our own eyes.
		(Nothing happens)
	2 - Lets go, baby.
		(+Neural Prosthetics | +30 dmg shooters)
		(+Blindness | Shooters fight melee +30 tokens)
	3 - What are the odds?
		(See above)
FITNESS
	1 - Stay a while and cardio.
		(-X Food +Fit | +10% HP)
	2 - Stay a while and work on biceps
		(-X Food +Killer Abs | +10% Attack for melee)
	3 - Next thing you'll suggest a see-saw!
		(Nothing happens)
FROM HELL
	1 - We've no idea where we are. Its also very possible you're still in hell. Lots of evil things here
		1 - Sometimes it's wise to ask yourself whether what you're doing is dumb. And if it is, stop it.
			(+Dreihander)
		2 - Of course you must go on! Come with us! Something tells me, the way wont be too long.
			(+Dreihander/human)
			(Nothing happens)
	2 - First trace history back a couple millenia. Then use GPS to reach Ancient Greece. Then ask some Greek.
		(See above)
GUIDING STONE
	1 - Go right
		1 - Agree
			(Sell random item for tokens)
		2 - Nah Pawning things is, like, desperate.
			(Nothing happens)
	2 - Go left
		(+10 tokens)
	3 - Go ahead
		(See above)
HOLOGRAM
	1 - Sounds like an ordinary office job. Deal.
		(+30 tokens +Inner Void | Food consumption +10%)
	2 - Nah. We have just enough taste for life left to teeter on the edge of the Sacraficial Pit without jumping.
		(+5 tokens)
IMPORTANT QUESTION
	1 - Melon
		(+15 tokens)
	2 - Watermelon
		(+10 tokens)
ISEKAI
	1 - Who are you? Can you remember your past before the maze? Because we cant.
		1 - This is a popadanets, people. An alternate-world-traveler. I hate these guys. Can we eat him?
			(+Attack Bonus | +10% dmg)
		2 - Eh, its no more insance than the rest of whats going in. You can be our lucky charm!
			(+Plasma Gun/human)
MEATBALL
	1 - Stand together and face the ball as a dance formation of shields, swords, and stale pretzels!
		(-Human +30 food -Health Bonus | -20 hp fencers)
	2 - Spread out! Stand as far from each other as you can and wait for the ball to pass.
		(+Health Bonus | +50 hp for a class)
NINJA
	1 - Down
		1 - X
			(Nothing happens)
		2 - Forward + A
			(+Chilly Attack | Slow enemy attack by 20% for mages)
		3 - Back + A
			(Nothing happens)
	2 - Up
		(Nothing happens)
	3 - X
		(Nothing happens)
ONE ARM BANDIT
	1 - Rock
		(+30 tokens possible overall)
	2 - Scissors
		(+30 tokens possible overall)
	3 - Paper
		(+30 tokens possible overall)
	4 - We've no money for your games
		(Nothing happens)
PILLS
	1 - Take the red!
		(+Blue Pill +5% Evasion)
	2 - Blue. Of course.
		(+Blue Pill +5% Evasion)
PROPHET
	1 - Kill the nutso and loot his body.
		(-1/2 Humans +20/40% dmg for some class)
	2 - Collectively kneel before the power of Mighty dSpot.
		(+20% dmg for healers)
		(-10 food)
	3 - Leave the prophet to his prayers and go.
		1 - Sell the prophet some food.
			(-15 food +20 tokens)
		2 - Sorry aint got enough food for ourselves. Shoo.
			(Nothing happens)
QUANTUM CLONING MACHINE
	1 - One clone is enough for everyone!
		(Copy 1 human)
	2 - Let's try to get two clones.
		(Copy 2 humans +20 food)
		(Nothing happens)
SHROOMS
	1 - Adventure time! YOLO!
		(+50% exp)
	2 - Me. Im the boring one.
		(+50 food)
STORES
	1 - Go to Steam
		1 - Buy Rabbit-in-a-hat for 5 tokens.
			(-5 tokens +Rabit-in-a-hat)
		2 - Buy a Lightsaber for 4 tokens.
			(-4 tokens +Lightsaber)
		3 - I dont buy useless srap on sales.
			(Nothing happens)
	2 - Go to Epic
		(+Crossbow)
SUIT
	1 - Let one human go with the strange man.
		(-Human +20 tokens)
	2 - Dude just shoo will you? Or do you want to be hit on the head with a fridge?
		(+20 tokens)
TABLET
	1 - Launch it
		(-10 food)
		(+Motivation | +4% attack speed)
	2 - Break the devils tool apart! Perhaps it has something that can serve as tokens inside.
		(+9 tokens)
THE BOYS
	1 - Is someone after you? We can protect you!
		1 - Hey, Mom said I was super cool too!
			1 - I actually meant your mom. A cornered man asked for our help, we won't refuse him!
				(-Human +Harquebus +Plasma Gun)
			2 - Oh, so it's a superhero! I hate the bastards. Except Saitama, of course, but he doesn't have OP powers.
				(+30 food)
		2 - I think you're in trouble, dude! We have enough of our own - just leave with those guys.
			(+30 food)
	2 - I think you're in trouble, dude! We have enough of our own - just leave with those guys.
		1 - Yeah, we killed the asshole.
			(+Plasma Gun)
		2 - Nah, he died on his own.
			(Nothing happens)
	3 - You're one hell of a runner! You didn't bump into anyone, did you? Must be hard to maneuver at that speed?
		(See above)
THE STRUCTURE
	1 - Let Human check it out
		(Nothing happens)
	2 - Let Human and Human check it out
		(+Newbie)
	3 - Screw this. Let the whole lot of us barge in.
		(+50% more newbies -Human)
TOWER (Haven't seen this event do anything)
	1 - I heard it gives you cancer! We must run!
		(Nothing happens)
	2 - We could use it! Let's try to saw it off.
		(+Mana Aura | Egghead enhancement)
		(Nothing happens)
	3 - 5 is penta in Latin. G is a unit of mass, gram. So 5G means pentagram. Its satans sign. We must destroy the unholy tower!
		(Nothing happens)
UNTITLED GOOSE EVENTS
	1 - Shoot the goose from whatever ranged weapon humans have.
		(-10 tokens +Evasion | 20% Evasion for fighters)
		(Maybe something else?)
	2 - Try catching the goose without hurting it
		(-Human +30 food)
		(Maybe something else?)
V (If you have a human starting with the name 'V' something)
	(-Human)
VOICE
	1 - Who are you?
		1 - Sounds way more fun than my life. How do I apply for this job?
			(+20 tokens)
		2 - This is horrible. How can I help you?
			(+20 tokens)
		3 - Nah Im good
			1 - Yeah Sorry it was cold of me.
				(+20 tokens)
			2 - Nah this is stupid
				(+20 tokens)
WINDCHESTER
	1 - Hey zombie wanna come with us? We play DnD when camping.
		(+300 exp)
	2 - Hey zombie wanna come with us? We can feed you brains.
		(+300 exp)
	3 - Hey zombie wanna come with us? We're going to a pub.
		(+Zombie)
WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE
	1 - Move along. Luck doesn't like being tested.
		(Nothing happens)
	2 - Spin the wheel.
		(+Panic | Newbies run away)
WORKERS
	1 - Continue
		1 - Back away quietly
			(+Harquebus)
		2 - Whats this? Who levels walls like that? Why does the floor curve? Get over here, Ill curve you
			(20 tokens)
YOUNG MAN
	1 - Remember that scene from Men in Black? The boy must be killed, its clearly a shapeshifting monster.
		(Nothing happens)
	2 - Wait. Arent you The Boy Who Lived?
		1 - The boy's way too obnoxious. Time to go.
			(Nothing happens)
		2 - So what's the problem with magic.
			(+Elden Charmed Ring/human)

EVENTS:
CABBAGE
	1 - Give it 5 cabbages
		(+30 tokens)
		(+Bite | Deal 1% of enemies HP as damage for fighters)
HOLE
	1 - Lets Go Looking
		(-5 newbies +All for one | Mega Newbie)
	2 - Lets throw a couple of tokens there? For good luck!
		(+25 tokens)
REAPER
	1 - Find guy and don't kill him
		(+30 tokens)
	2 - Kill guy and return
		(+Raise Dead | Cultists can raise zombies)
ZOMBIE LAB
	1 - Find virus room and return
		(-Human +500% egghead tower building)
		(-Human +30 tokens)