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Dec 30th, 2013
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  1. This theory is now dead for the time being unless "Yotsumoe no know any one else who know location of lab. All that know location of lab that Yotsumoe know know location of lab is smarter then the pidgenyan" YOKKYUN/yokkyun exists and have separate knowledge.
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  3. Sephiroth Theory:
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  5. After Battler had sent the message to Yotsumoe where he promised a fight to the death he needed to prepare for this eventual match off. This wasn't a challenge. It never asked for a reply from Yotsumoe. It was a declaration of intent. During his preparation he grew concerned. Yotsumoe is a time traveller and Maddie is a devil. Who knows what they could do to him? The odds were heavily stacked against him. So, Battler decided to contact the most brilliant mind that already knew of DameDame, Sephiroth. Although it isn't possible to directly contact people on nyaa, Battler google Sephiroth's full handle and made attempts to contact those. He eventually found the right person. Sephiroth like any other DameDame viewer became interested in becoming more involved in the events enfolding and so decided to involve himself with Battler, if only for a bit. What they may have talked about I couldn't possibly know or even attempt to guess, afterall Sephiroth's intelligence is legions ahead of any of us here.
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  7. This was a mistake that Battler did not anticipate, although he should have seen it coming. As I have stated before, despite being a genius, Sephiroth is broke.
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  9. >if i had a dollar for every dollar i had, i'd have 1 dollar think about that for a moment, damedame
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  11. One of Sephiroth's motivations is for money. Weed can be expensive, especially when consumed in extreme quantities. It isn't unheard of for those wandering into the field of thought experiments to gain motivation or inspiration from recreational drugs. Sephiroth needs his weed to think at at his best. He only had 1 dollar as of last week (12th episode), It's likely he was near just as broke when Battler died. Money isn't a personal reason, but it's a reason for many crimes.
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  13. Furthermore, before DameDame entered his life he was lost in the darkness. Who knows how long he spent trekking through the dark? DameDame are his saviours. Battler was in a spot that threatened DameDame.
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  15. >i am always lost but now i have found the light +1 damedame
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  17. >powerpoint really saved me the trouble of using the frame by frame now i can understand all of the symbolism
  18. >my cat came back to life my dealer lowered his prices and they hired me back at my job thanks
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  20. Sephiroth was inclined to do something. He couldn't just let his saviours be taken down by some brat on the internet. DameDame is love. DameDame is life. Could Sephiroth let Yotsumoe die? No. Sephiroth would take any means necessary to protect DameDame.
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  22. So when Battler told him of a plan to meet up and go to Yotsumoe's lab together Sephiroth knew what he needed to do. Of course Sephiroth went with him. Together they rummaged through the lab until they found a sheet with information that Battler believed could prove that the DameDame was evil. And then there was a loud noise at the door which made Battler hide in Pidgenyan's dark and small house. What was that noise? Well it doesn't necessarily have to be a person entering or leaving the door. It could have been Sephiroth starting his attack on Battler which prompted Battler to hide inside Pidgenyan's house.
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  24. Well, before Battler's death, Sephiroth may have used force to get Battler's password. I'm sure Battler wasn't so concerned about the secrecy of his pastebin password when his life was on the line. Sephiroth decided to attack the pastebin to protect his saviours good names. He couldn't let lies about them spread like that. What about the Phi symbol? Well his handle is x420xSePhiRoTHx, with Phi being split off into it's own section noticably. Perhaps he decided to put a phi symbol in there as a signature or as some sort of cryptic message to confuse people and give himself more time to hide the evidence.
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  26. Sephiroth was in trouble. He didn't know what to do with the body. He had already once been saved by DameDame and had just prevented a possible assailant from bringing harm to Yotsumoe, so perhaps he decided to decided to wait around for Yotsumoe to come back to tell him about the situation. Yotsumoe decided to help Sephiroth. Sephiroth was a viewer and nakama afterall, Yotsumoe just couldn't let Sephiroth take the fall for protecting him all alone.
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  28. Unfortunately for Sephiroth and Yotsumoe, the day that Sephiroth brought Battler over was a Dameday. I'm sure you remember that day that Yotsumoe was busier than usual that day and so couldn't reply to us on the torrent.
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  30. >Many apologize! Yotsumoe vary busy in lab at moment. He is the experiment and not disturbing! Will let him know you are having question for him when experiment is finish!
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  32. Well in actuality he had his hands tied up with dealing with Battler's body. I'm sure we all remember when he said that no one should come over to his lab at that time because it wasn't safe and he wasn't ready yet. It was only a mistake to include Battler's body inside the picture with Pidgenyan's hairball. If so then why did he black out the part with Battler's body and hide the full picture in a password protected rar? Well perhaps he put in the wrong file. I can't think of anything else unless Yotsumoe did so so only the most dedicated of DameDame fans could find the picture. They wouldn't doubt him.
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  34. Anyways, afterwards, Yotsumoe and Sephiroth changed Battler's pastebin to include a Phi sign and planned to pin the murder onto Phi. Or to lead the tracks away from Sephiroth anyways.
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  36. Sephiroth's suspicion may have led him to post less frequently on the torrents. However, as we have been amazed by his philosophy and mention him so often, he can not completely disappear of that would be too suspicious.
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  38. As of yesterday, Sephiroth has shown more aggression towards the opposers of damedame.
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  40. >im gonna explain this to you and you better pay attention cause im only gonna say it once;
  41. >if you download these subs and dont think they are the best thing created by man since the invention of the donut >your mind does not work the way it should
  42. >trollsubs? nah
  43. >your brains just all retarded
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  45. In fact, he goes further than to attack people who oppose Damedame subs. He attacks those who only watch DameDame subs casually. Sephiroth is becoming more and more hostile, showing a dangerous level of fanaticism.
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  47. Combatting the red truths:
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  49. [all spoke in red is truth so no need to doubt it.] Ok sure.
  50. [there only 4 member of the damedame and a pidgenyan.] Ok sure.
  51. [by time of death few participant already introduced.] Ok sure.
  52. [pidgenyan capable of simple plan at least] Ok sure.
  53. [Phi is no a member of the damedame.] Ok sure.
  54. [Refuse to red truth that no participant is the damedame.] Ok sure.
  55. [Phi is no alias of damedame member and damedame member no alias of Phi.] Ok sure.
  56. [damedame no plan any thing with participant outside of game rules. Phi no plan any puzzle.] Phi in this case is not refering to Sephiroth, but a different Phi who is likely to be Eins.
  57. [Refuse to red truth no member of the damedame make phi symbol on paste bin.] Fine with me.
  58. [blue truth in corpse game no real even if no countered but can be use as red truth until countered.] Ok sure.
  59. [refuse to red truth no body in irc is culprit.] Ok sure.
  60. [event of murder involve only two.] Ok sure.
  61. [refuse to red truth no witness or other present during crime.] A possible witness would be Yotsumoe, but isn't limited to him. It doesn't even necessarily have to be Yotsumoe. Substitute Yotsumoe used in this theory for any other member of DameDame and the theory still holds.
  62. [challenge made before come. paste bin was no for cover up.] I believe this.
  63. [battler no send challenge.] Ok. But he did send a declaration of intent.
  64. [you are incompetent] Fine with me.
  65. [one corpse at least is corpse of battlering damedame.] Battler is indeed dead in this theory.
  66. [body in picture body of battlering damedame.] Battler is indeed dead in this theory.
  67. [all hidden file have do with the damedame.] Ok sure.
  68. [refuse to red truth murder of multiple a people.] Ok sure.
  69. [refuse to red truth time of death.] Fine with me since I didn't specify that either.
  70. [phi symbol no connect to eins.] Phi symbol may not be connected to Eins, but it is possible that Phi is eins and that symbol is used to draw us to the Phi Suspect Theory.
  71. [eins only get one participant puzzle.] Ok sure.
  72. [members of the damedame are Yotsumoe and Maddie and Sam and BKITNY] Ok sure.
  73. [red puzzle real and got by phi.] Ok sure.
  74. [red puzzle also got by three other.] Ok sure.
  75. [culprit kill battler and battler dead.] Ok sure.
  76. [drei is no the culprit.] Ok sure.
  77. [turn will end with thread death.] Ok sure.
  78. [I Yotsumoe.] Ok sure.
  79. [no member of the damedame is mod.] Ok sure.
  80. [Eins and Vier are no same person.] Ok sure.
  81. [Refuse to red truth pidgenyan no wake up before crime.] Ok sure.
  82. [Battler no make enough noise to wake the pidgenyan. Pidgenyan no wake up by Battler. Battler and pidgenyan no fight. Battler find paper that can use for theory. kihihihihi!] Ok sure.
  83. [pidgenyan no see battler that night so you theory is wrong and you incompetent!] Ok sure.
  84. [pidgenyan did no wake up that night. pidgenyan did no attack battler that night. you will no win game at this level of think!] Ok sure.
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