Jimmy Two Things - Saddam and Rarity

>In a small town, away from the normal population
>He sits in a thin, black suit.
>Black hair, thin, cunning smile.
>Checks his watch
>"12:25, she should be here....
>A bang at the door
>"Must be her..."
>He opens the door, and looks out
>Nothings there, just the few people in the town and sand as far as the eye could see
>All of a sudden, Someone grabs you by the tie and turns you around
>"Hey Handsome..."
>Her voice like crystal, you turn to her and open your eye
>She shuts them before you can see her
>"Not yet..."
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>She Lays you down on the bed
>She unbuttons you suit
>"Why you dressed, Sailor?
>Well, i was hopping we go to dinner
>She takes off the Blindfold
>With her lush, purple hair, she looked at you funny
>"Were in the middle of Afghanistan, Whats out here?
>As she spoke there was a banging at the door
>"MOVE SQUAD!
>The door burst down and troops entered the room
>"ALPHA, WE FOUND THE HVT, ARE WE CLEARED TO GO THROUGH"?
>"6, your cleared to fire"
>Gunshots rang throughout the room
>He falls to the floor and his prize as well
>"I'm sorry Rarity, i hand no idea..."
>"Its ok Saddam, i forgive you"
>As they bled out they held hands until they had no will left to do so."
>In a small town, away from the normal population
>He sits in a thin, black suit.
>Black hair, thin, cunning smile.
>Checks his watch
>"12:25, she should be here....
>A bang at the door
>"Must be her..."
>He opens the door, and looks out
>Nothings there, just the few people in the town and sand as far as the eye could see
>All of a sudden, Someone grabs you by the tie and turns you around
>"Hey Handsome..."
>Her voice like crystal, you turn to her and open your eye
>She shuts them before you can see her
>"Not yet…"
>She Lays you down on the bed
>She unbuttons you suit
>"Why you dressed, Sailor?
>Well, i was hopping we go to dinner
>She takes off the Blindfold
>With her lush, purple hair, she looked at you funny
>"Were in the middle of Afghanistan, Whats out here?
>As she spoke there was a banging at the door
>"MOVE SQUAD!
>The door burst down and troops entered the room
>"ALPHA, WE FOUND THE HVT, ARE WE CLEARED TO GO THROUGH"?
>"6, your cleared to fire"
>Gunshots rang throughout the room
>He falls to the floor and his prize as well
>"I'm sorry Rarity, i hand no idea..."
>"Its ok Saddam, i forgive you"
>As they bled out they held hands until they had no will left to do so."