Lyra & Alex: Discuss death

[19:22] <Lyra_Bel> "... So..."
[19:23] <Alex_> "so"
[19:23] <Lyra_Bel> "Nice, uh, weather we're having"
[19:23] <Alex_> "On which planet?"
[19:23] <Lyra_Bel> "I don't even know anymore"
[19:24] <Lyra_Bel> "Probably this one?"
[19:25] <Alex_> Alex looks around
[19:25] <Alex_> "does this place even have weather?"
[19:25] <Lyra_Bel> "It has like"
[19:26] <Lyra_Bel> "A sky which sometimes has stars"
[19:26] <Lyra_Bel> "That's close enough to weather"
[19:27] <Alex_> "Stars are nice tonight"
[19:27] <Lyra_Bel> "They are"
[19:28]  * Lyra_Bel looks up to the stars that exist now that they've been narrated
[19:29] <Lyra_Bel> "So tell me. Any constellations up there that would have been the same back home?"
[19:31] <Lyra_Bel> "D'y'think?"
[19:33] <Lyra_Bel> (( Alex_ ))
[19:33] <Alex_> ((sorry sorry thought i fucked up 3 hours of work))
[19:33] <Alex_> "are we even in the same universe as home?))
[19:33] <Alex_> "*
[19:34] <Lyra_Bel> ((We can wait and do this later if you need))
[19:34] <Alex_> ((nope, turns out we good))
[19:34] <Lyra_Bel> ((Aright, your call))
[19:34] <Alex_> ((lets continue))
[19:34] <Lyra_Bel> "I don't think so.  But who knows?  Maybe some stars'd carry over or something"
[19:36] <Alex_> "maybe..."
[19:36] <Alex_> "Lyra, coudl you change th4e stars?"
[19:36] <Lyra_Bel> "I-"
[19:36]  * Lyra_Bel thinks
[19:36] <Lyra_Bel> "S'try it"
[19:36] <Lyra_Bel> "Whaddaya want them changed to?"
[19:37] <Alex_> "how about the ones back home?"
[19:37] <Lyra_Bel> "Sounds like a plan"
[19:38]  * Lyra_Bel rearranges the stars to look like the ones back home
[19:39] <Alex_> "thank you"\
[19:39] <Lyra_Bel> "No problem"
[19:39] <Lyra_Bel> "Any reason why?"
[19:40] <Alex_> "Nostolgia"
[19:40] <Lyra_Bel> "I guess that's fair"
[19:40] <Lyra_Bel> "That mean you could actually identify any of them?"
[19:41] <Alex_> "No"
[19:41] <Alex_> "but its comforting knowing"
[19:41] <Lyra_Bel> "So... I coulda totally screwed it up, and you'd still be just as good with them like this"
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[19:43] <Alex_> "yeah"
[19:43] <Alex_> "but please dont kill the illusion"
[19:43] <Lyra_Bel> "Sorry"
[19:44]  * Lyra_Bel moves one particular star slightly sideways
[19:45] <Lyra_Bel> :P
[19:46] <Alex_> "did you just move the..."
[19:46] <Alex_> Alex pulls out his phone and google some shit
[19:46] <Alex_> "The procyon system?"
[19:47] <Lyra_Bel> "Maybe"
[19:48] <Lyra_Bel> "Or maybe I'm just fixing something I messed up the first time around"
[19:48] <Alex_> Alex blanches.
[19:48] <Alex_> "damn..."
[19:48] <Lyra_Bel> "What?"
[19:49] <Alex_> "It just made me realize how much at your mercy i am"
[19:50] <Lyra_Bel> "Honestly, dude?"
[19:50] <Lyra_Bel> "I dunno if I could do a thing to actually hurt you"
[19:50] <Alex_> "you already offereed to turn it off once"
[19:50] <Alex_> "what stopping you
[19:51] <Lyra_Bel> "What do you mean?"
[19:51] <Lyra_Bel> "Stopping me from tryna turn it off?"
[19:52] <Alex_> "and succeeding and doing whatever you wanted"
[19:52] <Alex_> "you are literally god"
[19:52] <Alex_> "Could make me totally different if you wanted"
[19:52] <Lyra_Bel> "A god"
[19:52] <Lyra_Bel> "And no, I couldn't"
[19:53] <Alex_> "really?"
[19:53] <Lyra_Bel> "Probably wouldn't even be able to mildly inconvenience you for very long"
[19:54] <Alex_> "really"
[19:54] <Lyra_Bel> "Really"
[19:54] <Alex_> "alright"
[19:54] <Alex_> "i've never been able to touch my toes"
[19:54] <Alex_> "prove it, and try to make me able to"
[19:54] <Lyra_Bel> "Um"
[19:54] <Alex_> "no jobbing"
[19:54] <Lyra_Bel> "I... okay"
[19:55] <Lyra_Bel> "Dunno if I still can't do *positive* things, but okay"
[19:55] <Lyra_Bel> "S'find out"
[19:55]  * Lyra_Bel does... something... and Alex spontaneously earns a feat that lets him touch his toes
[19:55] <Lyra_Bel> "Alright, try it"
[19:56] <Lyra_Bel> "Let's see where the limits are"
[19:56] <Alex_> Alex touches his toes
[19:56] <Alex_> "see?"
[19:56] <Alex_> "g o d"
[19:56] <Lyra_Bel> "Lowercase"
[19:56] <Lyra_Bel> "And I couldn't do something like kill you"
[19:59] <Lyra_Bel> "I mean I could probably try, but it might erase me from history or something like that"
[20:00] <Lyra_Bel> "S'a really dumb power like that"
[20:01] <Alex_> "What"
[20:01] <Alex_> "Why would your own power erase you from ghistory"
[20:02] <Lyra_Bel> "Because of tampering with forces beyond my understanding, and acting as a Thing That Should Not Be, and also ticking off a bunch of other gods whose territory I keep on butting into"
[20:02] <Alex_> "ther are other gods?"
[20:02] <Lyra_Bel> "Um... kinda.  Besides you and Lily and god-tiers"
[20:03] <Lyra_Bel> "Like Twelve.  He's one"
[20:06] <Lyra_Bel> "You kinda are, too.  I think"
[20:07] <Alex_> "oh right 12 that nerd"
[20:07] <Alex_> (@michael)
[20:07] <Alex_> "When is he gonna do what he said hed do"
[20:07]  * Lyra_Bel sighs
[20:07] <Lyra_Bel> "I don't know"
[20:08] <Lyra_Bel> "The other session is fighting their kings now.  Hopefully after that?"
[20:08] <Alex_> "ah"
[20:08] <Alex_> "yeah i guess so"
[20:08] <Alex_> "i bet they all have to fight them instead of me"
[20:08] <Alex_> "suck it those guys"
[20:09] <Lyra_Bel> :P
[20:09] <Lyra_Bel> "I'm sure they're doing okay.  Not *great* or anything, like if you were there, but okay"
[20:11] <Alex_> "good good"
[20:12] <Lyra_Bel> "Their meatshields are just too motivated to really compare to someone like you"
[20:15] <Alex_> "i actually changed it recently"
[20:15]  * Lyra_Bel gives him a funny look
[20:15] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah?"
[20:21] <Alex_> "its undying now"
[20:21] <Alex_> "figured i am motivated"
[20:21] <Alex_> "and so its due a changer"
[20:24] <Lyra_Bel> "... Huh"
[20:24] <Lyra_Bel> "undyingMeatshield"
[20:24] <Lyra_Bel> "I like it"
[20:25] <Lyra_Bel> (( Alex_ ))
[20:25] <Alex_> "I guess it sounds like i do mu job well"
[20:26] <Lyra_Bel> "*Very* well"
[20:26] <Lyra_Bel> "Still not a single death"
[20:28] <Alex_> "surprising thats an achievenemnt"
[20:29] <Lyra_Bel> "A pretty major one, considering the game"
[20:30] <Alex_> "i guess"
[20:32] <Lyra_Bel> "Actually, I think you might be the only one.  Everyone in the other session died to god tier"
[20:33] <Lyra_Bel> "N'I've basically made it a hobby by now"
[20:33] <Alex_> "dont you die to like"
[20:33] <Alex_> "get places"
[20:34] <Lyra_Bel> "Sorry?"
[20:34] <Alex_> "when is the last time you died and why"
[20:36] <Lyra_Bel> "Um... god tiering"
[20:36] <Lyra_Bel> "I think"
[20:36] <Alex_>  "damn"
[20:36] <Alex_> "so habve you never used deaeth for transportation"
[20:36] <Lyra_Bel> "Everything after that was just mutilation"
[20:37] <Alex_> "wait wehre do you go after you-"
[20:37] <Alex_> "waht"
[20:37] <Lyra_Bel> "I don't think I've ever killed myself for the *sake* of moving.  It's more a byproduct"
[20:38] <Lyra_Bel> "Letting myself get hurt for the sake of travelling faster though, that's happened since"
[20:40] <Alex_> "knew it"
[20:40] <Alex_> "boom
[20:40] <Lyra_Bel> "What?"
[20:42] <Alex_> "i dont even know"
[20:42] <Alex_> "just the whole dying thing"
[20:42] <Alex_> "freaks me the shit out"
[20:42] <Lyra_Bel> "Aww, s'not that bad.  Y'get used to it"
[20:43] <Lyra_Bel> "... But I'm still glad it's not happening anymore"
[20:45] <Alex_> "me too man"
[20:45] <Alex_> "seeing you die fucked me up a bit"
[20:46] <Lyra_Bel> "Sorry"
[20:47] <Lyra_Bel> "Shouldn't have brought you along when I knew I was gonna wind up killing myself there anyway"
[20:47] <Lyra_Bel> "Even without the way it actually went"
[20:48] <Alex_> "its fine"
[20:48] <Alex_> "and yeah i came out on top certanly"
[20:49] <Lyra_Bel> "Guess that's true"
[20:50] <Lyra_Bel> "If it hadn't happened, you wouldn't have been able to beat up the king this early"
[20:52] <Alex_> "yeah i guess"
[20:52] <Alex_> "would i ever have"
[20:52] <Alex_> "been able to i mean"
[20:52] <Lyra_Bel> "'Course you would have"
[20:52] <Lyra_Bel> "The other guys are right now"
[20:53] <Lyra_Bel> "You just... I dunno, would have been shorter while you did"
[20:55] <Alex_> I laugh
[20:56] <Alex_> "are you sure i woudl have ever been able to solo you?"
[20:56] <Alex_> him**
[20:57] <Lyra_Bel> "C'mon dude.  You're *you*.  Of course you would have been able to solo him"
[20:59] <Alex_> "i guess..."
[20:59] <Lyra_Bel> "What, you don't think so?"
[21:01] <Alex_> "i barely beat him wished up"
[21:01] <Lyra_Bel> "Maybe"
[21:02] <Lyra_Bel> "But with more grinding?  Easy win"
[21:05] <Alex_> "oh fun"
[21:05] <Alex_> "grinding"
[21:06] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah"
[21:06] <Lyra_Bel> "Start out beating up the rest of the spiders, work up to the evil inanimate objects"
[21:06] <Lyra_Bel> "Cap your level, then curbstomp the loser"
[21:06] <Alex_> "fun"
[21:08] <Lyra_Bel> "It's a video game"
[21:08] <Lyra_Bel> "What were you expecting?"
[21:09] <Alex_> "i dont know"
[21:09] <Alex_> "not psycological pain"
[21:10]  * Lyra_Bel laughs
[21:10] <Lyra_Bel> "Very true"
[21:11] <Alex_> "i didnt expect the world to end either"
[21:12] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay, now you're just being ridiculous"
[21:12] <Lyra_Bel> "You should go into every video game expecting that"
[21:13] <Alex_> alex shakes his head
[21:14] <Alex_> "this fucking game"
[21:14] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah"
[21:14] <Lyra_Bel> "Just"
[21:14] <Lyra_Bel> "Screw this game"
[21:21]  * Lyra_Bel sighs
[21:21] <Lyra_Bel> "Can't even get mad about it anymore.  Just fed up with dealing with it"
[21:25] <Lyra_Bel> (( Alex_ ))
[21:25] <Alex_> ((sorry man parents walked in))
[21:25] <Alex_> "I'll be glad to be done"
[21:25] <Alex_> "even though.. i already am?
[21:25] <Alex_> "kind of?"
[21:25] <Alex_> "i beat the boss right
[21:26] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah"
[21:26] <Lyra_Bel> "Think now it's just down to... y'know, living"
[21:26] <Lyra_Bel> "Figuring out what comes next"
[21:26] <Alex_> "wait"
[21:26] <Alex_> "if i won, why havetn we finish ed the gam"
[21:27] <Lyra_Bel> "What do you mean?"
[21:28] <Alex_> "didnt i kill the boss"
[21:28] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah"
[21:31] <Alex_> "Shouldnmt the game be done"
[21:31] <Lyra_Bel> "Well... aren't we waiting for the others to finish their boss fight, though?"
[21:32] <Alex_> "arent they not a part of them:
[21:33] <Lyra_Bel> "Dunno.  Think they might be"
[21:33] <Lyra_Bel> "Or like both teams need to work together to get the proper ending"
[21:34] <Alex_> "great'
[21:34] <Alex_> "and we cant help them"
[21:34] <Alex_> "or at least see them
[21:35] <Lyra_Bel> "Eenope"
[21:35] <Lyra_Bel> "All we can do is hope"
[21:37] <Alex_> "wonderful"
[21:38] <Lyra_Bel> "Mm"
[21:38] <Lyra_Bel> "But y'know"
[21:38] <Lyra_Bel> "It's still better that running around and dying more"
[21:40] <Alex_> "I guess"
[21:40] <Alex_> "irritates me though"
[21:40] <Alex_> "once again i cant do jack"
[21:40] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah"
[21:40] <Lyra_Bel> "Sucks"
[21:42] <Alex_> "and you cant do anything?"
[21:43] <Alex_> "cant teleport us overthere?"
[21:43] <Lyra_Bel> "Not without taking that whole "risk of permadeath" chance"
[21:45] <Alex_> "and 12 is still sittingon his ass"
[21:45] <Lyra_Bel> "Eeyup"