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  1. 00:00 * Dmitrii Gromov Production presents *
  2. 00:04 Good day, everyone! Happy Autumn!
  3. 00:09 Love and kindness to you all. We have Lesha Lafa with us. Our old battle friend.
  4. 00:14 Today is a very important day. 1 year ago at this very day we visited our dear Illia Vedmed.
  5. 00:28 But we weren't able to meet and celebrate his birthday that day. So we came back a year after at the very same spot.
  6. 00:34 And what do you think? He has a birthday today again? He is alive and well! I won't spoil the surprise, though. But he is doing alright.
  7. 00:43 At least it seems like it. So let's celebrate. We brought cupcakes, diferent snacks, etc.
  8. 00:49 A lot of other stuff. And we'll go congratulate him with his birthday. We are missing him, you were missing him. Now we'll see how is he doing.
  9. 00:59 Lesha, how is your fighting spirit?
  10. 01:01 Well, it's a good date. I have heard a lot about him, but have never met him.
  11. 01:06 Yeah, I mean, he is an underground man. He not only does the outings, he literally lives underground.
  12. 01:11 I also lived underground, but not for this long.
  13. 01:13 Yeah, Lafa also lived underground, but in central districts.
  14. 01:18 [Unintelligible].
  15. 01:22 Then we need to rock. Let's go congratulate Ilia.
  16. 01:33 Are you burning cables? Yeah, is there something wrong with it?
  17. 01:36 What's wrong?
  18. 01:38 We were going towards the Libid stream to Illia. Guess what? We have met him outside!
  19. 01:45 [Unintelligible]. Here is Ilia, alive and well!
  20. 01:49 And you'll hear what happened to him during this year. I'm not drunk!
  21. 01:53 Yeah, he is not drunk. He doesn't feel very comfortable being sober outside.
  22. 02:00 Let's go.
  23. 02:05 SuperSus Merch! Link is in the description!
  24. 02:14 We are now in the underground Kingdom of Ilia.  Yes sir!
  25. 02:22 All good? Yeah, all good.
  26. 02:23 We have to walk like this for 30 minutes. I understood.
  27. 02:26 Come here!
  28. 02:29 * Music *
  29. 02:40 Illia, is it your phone? Nokia? Yes.
  30. 02:43 Do you need it? No.
  31. 02:45 So do you need it? No, it doesn't work.
  32. 02:49 And we have finally arrived to the bear's kingdom.
  33. 02:56 Wow, you have even made a bench for guests. Yeah, I can see you have made something new for your guests.
  34. 03:01 Ger ready to sit on the bench and celebrate Illia birthday.
  35. 03:08 Lafa!
  36. 03:10 The herring was cuuut!
  37. 03:17 [Unintelligible].
  38. 03:19 Welcome!
  39. 03:21 Welcome...
  40. 03:24 Got tired mister? Yeah...
  41. 03:27 But if it was required, you would walk like this for a whole night? If there was a need, of course.
  42. 03:34 He puts those boots on at winter. He has different clothes for different seasons.
  43. 03:40 Wait, did your water levels rised up. He'll have fish here soon!
  44. 03:44 I like fried fish. Okay...
  45. 03:48 - I buy it on the market, but I don't have where to store it... I just drop it in the water. 50m the water is to the knees, and a little further it's completely dry.
  46. 04:00 It can't leave from there and can't leave from here. I just use the fishing rod to catch it and fry it after that.
  47. 04:07 Is there any fish now? Nope.
  48. 04:10 How many fish do you have here? As much as I can buy.
  49. 04:15 But what was the maximum? Around 10.
  50. 04:18 But when you go to the work, you use this route? So you basically step on fish? Well, sometimes I do, yeah.
  51. 04:24 So you are also doing fish exfoliation.  Or I go from that side.
  52. 04:27 So you're basically doing fish exfoliation.
  53. 04:29 Basically,  fish eat extra skin from your legs.
  54. 04:34 They eat nothing, I walk in boots.
  55. 04:38 Ilia, this is the first time I see you with such haircut.
  56. 04:43 Yeah,  by the way...
  57. 04:44 You have a good-looking hair. I forgot to cut my hair.
  58. 04:47 We want to hang the flashlight above. But the ceiling is too dirty and magnet doesn't attach, therefore we have to clean it somewhat.
  59. 04:52 You are just dropping it on yourself.
  60. 04:56 Just clear it out a little.
  61. 04:59 I saw a photo on the internet. Two demons poke a man with a similar fork.
  62. 05:05 And one of them asks another "Where did you learn to poke people like that?", and he says "I was making french fries in McDonald's".
  63. 05:14 That's a strong magnet.
  64. 05:19 Wow, there is a lot of dust here.
  65. 05:23 - Guys, our friends that are currently in the front lines, really need a drone.
  66. 05:30 We helped them many times, and they need our help once again.
  67. 05:34 We are opening mono banka, you can send 5, 10, 100 UAH. Just send how much you can send. There is also a link in the description.
  68. 05:43 And we'll gather enough money for your friends in the frontline, so that they could chop our enemies into pieces. Together to victory! Thank you!
  69. 05:53 Okay guys, we have finally reached Ilia. Today's birthday man.
  70. 05:59 Ilia, we haven't seen each other in 2 years. The last time we came here, a year ago... On your birthday!
  71. 06:05 Yeah, on your 40th birthday. You weren't here.
  72. 06:07 I came back and there was a cake and a chocolate and "from SuperSus" written on it. So you saw it, yeah?
  73. 06:12 Yeah, it's just that you know I've been working all morning and when I came home late...
  74. 06:18 So I came home and saw my rat eating a cake... So I had to throw it out.
  75. 06:23 Last year we came to congratulate you with your 40th birthday, but you weren't here.
  76. 06:28 We waited here for 3 hours, but you still didn't come. So we had to leave because of the curfew.
  77. 06:34 So we just left a cake with a note and since then we haven't seen you for a year... Not just cupcake, there was a chocolate too.
  78. 06:41 No, we mean that we haven't seen you after that.
  79. 06:43 There was also a big bottle of vodka... And what else? Did you try the cake?
  80. 06:48 Almost!
  81. 06:52 I came back home and saw her sitting here...
  82. 06:56 Her? My rat. She was chewing on the open cake. So I grabbed her by the tail and threw her out.
  83. 07:03 Wait, the cake box was closed. Means she opened it.
  84. 07:06 She opened it? Damn this rat...
  85. 07:07 She didn't eat the cake... And she doesn't drink vodka...
  86. 07:10 She was missing out. Mine were drinking...
  87. 07:12 Lafa had rats in his house. They really liked to connect with their tails...
  88. 07:16 I'm was born in 1982.
  89. 07:19 You were born in 82? Yeah.
  90. 07:21 Ad you Lafa? 78.
  91. 07:23 And you, Sus? 72.
  92. 07:25 And you were born in 72... Everything matches.
  93. 07:26 Okay friends, in this importand day. Ilia Medved Uriovich... Mama, Ilia Medved Uriovich, it's me!
  94. 07:37 Medvedev... Medvedev? Let it be Medvedev.
  95. 07:41 Wait, let me play one thing...
  96. 07:43 Today is the birthday.
  97. 07:46 For Ilia's birthday!
  98. 07:58 * Chatter *
  99. 08:02 Ilia, happy birthday to you. Live long, be strong. A lot of love and strong health to you!
  100. 08:08 Always be happy. Wish everything best to you!
  101. 08:11 41 years old right? Yeah, a mature man now!
  102. 08:15 So happy birthday Ilia! Cheers!
  103. 08:27 Trains!
  104. 08:28 It turns out... Also, we have Sergii present here... Is that right Sergii?
  105. 08:32 Yeah, I was walking, and he wanted to show me...
  106. 08:35 Wait, we have also met Sergii 10 minutes ago. Could you share with us where you came from and how you turned out here?
  107. 08:42 Anyway, I'm a vlogger, just like you. Subscribe to my channel, the link will be in description.
  108. 08:46 How is it called? Stalker 1.
  109. 08:48 So I came to visit Ilia, as he told me a month ago that he'll be having a birthday today.
  110. 08:56 Wait, so how did you find this place? You were just on your outing to the underground Kyiv and accidentally stumbled upon this place?
  111. 09:00 Yeah, basically I was walking down that stream and found a huge pipe.
  112. 09:08 And I wanted to check this place. So I put on my boots and entered the place. And found a person!
  113. 09:18 You can check the video on my channel. I found a person and was shocked.
  114. 09:24 But that wasn't me...
  115. 09:25 When I arrived here, I saw a person laying on the floor...
  116. 09:28 What does he mean not him? You saw somebody else?
  117. 09:33 I found Ilia, I was shocked there was somebody living here.
  118. 09:38 It weren't me. I came here from another tunnel.
  119. 09:42 There was a bottle of beer and a small bottle of vodka sitting right here, and I thought...
  120. 09:48 Ilia, maybe I was drunk, tell us what actually happened.
  121. 09:51 I heard voices from the 3rd tunnel. So I said okay, you can come in.
  122. 09:57 Two people came in, and one of them was this guy.
  123. 10:00 And only one got left out of two of them...
  124. 10:03 Nah, it's some heresy...
  125. 10:05 Wait, did they open up the 3rd tunnel?
  126. 10:07 What? 3rd one.
  127. 10:09 I opened it up. You did? Did it blow up hard?
  128. 10:12 What? The 3rd tunnel...
  129. 10:14 Nah.
  130. 10:15 Sergei, so you came here to congratulate Ilia and you drank a little underground and then went to the bar on Khreshchatyk to get some more?
  131. 10:23 And you met us near the pipe, right? Yep, that's exactly what happened.
  132. 10:26 So I met Sus, Dima, and we decided...
  133. 10:32 I also gifted him something. Ilia, show them how much you earned today, please.
  134. 10:41 * Small chatter *
  135. 10:46 Money are spent faster than they are earned.
  136. 10:49 Wow, Ilia, I wouldn't show it if I were you.
  137. 10:52 He earns more than I do.
  138. 10:57 He earned 450 UAH in a day. I earn 200 UAH. I want like Ilia.
  139. 11:02 Ilia, make him your apprentice. Yeah, by the way, drag him into the underground world.
  140. 11:08 It's not my daily income. Not everyday I get this amount.
  141. 11:13 Very little. Little? Yeah.
  142. 11:16 Of course!
  143. 11:19 We haven't seen each other in 2 years. We are at war for 1,5 years.
  144. 11:22 I had "russian military boat go #!@!# yourself"
  145. 11:29 Ilia said that he has come up with the poem about war.
  146. 11:33 He'll tell you now. Oh, yeah...
  147. 11:36 I mean really, I've been here for more than a year... I love...
  148. 11:46 War is such a b#!tch. She has come and she will go.
  149. 11:49 But she will take a lot of lives with her.
  150. 11:52 She will come and won't ask your name.
  151. 11:57 And you'll only be remembered in your friends memories. A person rests here and this was his name...
  152. 12:03 Bravo! Yeah!
  153. 12:06 I can't clap.
  154. 12:08 Sus, pour a drink.
  155. 12:11 Your glasses are full.
  156. 12:12 I mean you... Everyone has a drink.
  157. 12:16 * Birthday song *
  158. 12:30 Ilia, do you remember the last time we saw each other? We made a video... When you were in a bus!
  159. 12:35 When we tried exotic dishes.
  160. 12:40 By the way... About those buses. I… [Unintelligible].
  161. 12:46 I came dirty, wet, cold. I burned my Christmas tree to warm up.
  162. 12:53 And went to bring some water.
  163. 12:54 [Unintelligible]
  164. 12:59 You drank a little too much that day.
  165. 13:02 Happens to the best of us.
  166. 13:04 We dragged you... I didn't feel too well.
  167. 13:06 From the morning... We dragged you...
  168. 13:08 Of course you did. We dragged you to the entrance and laid down in the freezing cold water. You said, "I'll be sleeping here".
  169. 13:15 We told you that you need to sleep in your bed. You said, that no, you wanted to sleep on the snow.
  170. 13:20 We told you, you can't cause you can freeze to death. You said, no, I want to and just laid down like this.
  171. 13:26 I didn't care...
  172. 13:28 Until here is sober, he is good. After that, he could die for sure.
  173. 13:31 Anyway, we barely dragged you here, and put you on your bed. You slept like a child after.
  174. 13:39 Also, it was a month before the war.
  175. 13:42 Okay, now let's talk about [unintelligible].
  176. 13:48 I was applying for a job nearby. There was a sign "hiring people for bike repairs".
  177. 13:56 I called there and a woman's voice replied to me. "Please send us the resume with your previous work experience".
  178. 14:03 I said, "Yeah, sure...".
  179. 14:07 I said, yeah, I'll send it to you. Just wait.
  180. 14:10 And my friend was nearby. So we sent them an episode where I was that white shirt...
  181. 14:19 In the hat!
  182. 14:20 Where we jumped through windows and stuff. And we bet for 1L with him...
  183. 14:29 Surprisingly, they called back and said you can come.
  184. 14:33 So I did.
  185. 14:37 Anyway, so they gave me a 1L of Vodka.
  186. 14:41 2 bottles of beer. 1,25L.
  187. 14:45 Arsenal.
  188. 14:48 And asked to take a photo with me.
  189. 14:50 And they said about the work, that there are no positions available...
  190. 14:57 No positions available he says...
  191. 15:00 Resume didn't work.
  192. 15:04 I can add some footage. I captured the whole working day of Ilia.
  193. 15:09 So if you are interested, check my channel. I met him in the morning and spend the day with him till night. From A to Z.
  194. 15:19 Ilia, I see you have a lot of friends now.
  195. 15:23 It wasn't the whole day. We just emptied one cart and that's it.
  196. 15:27 No, it was two. And you were also filling out your water bottles as well.
  197. 15:30 So your social network is developing?
  198. 15:35 Yeah...
  199. 15:37 You are from Donbas yourself, right? Me? Are you joking? I mean Ilia.
  200. 15:41 Ilia, you are from Donbas right? Aren't you Ilia? Ilia, you are from Donbas?
  201. 15:44 Yeah, he is.
  202. 15:46 From [unintelligible].
  203. 15:48 I'm here from 2000s.
  204. 15:49 I started living here in 2000's.
  205. 15:52 I was a former Kyiv resident. Lived near metro "University".
  206. 15:56 Former Kyiv resident? Have they stolen your apartment or something?
  207. 15:59 They have finally were able to get rid of you? Yeah, now I'm a former resident.
  208. 16:02 Who are you now? Digger?
  209. 16:05 I was a digger since I was a child. And still a digger to this day.
  210. 16:09 Who is a bigger digger, Ilia or your friend?
  211. 16:13 He is bigger, he is heavier as well. * Laughs * Yeah, Lafa is bigger.
  212. 16:18 Ilia, so you had water. You drank it from here?
  213. 16:23 Of course.... [Unintelligible].
  214. 16:25 I rarely drink it... I get...
  215. 16:28 I get heartburn. Heartburn, he says.
  216. 16:31 Ilia, I filter the water. You can just make the filter of your own.
  217. 16:35 He gets heartburn from it. I mean it's clear but just... Very clean...
  218. 16:41 Jackets are swimming.
  219. 16:42 *Happy brithday* song.
  220. 16:51 With god's help.
  221. 16:53 * Sings *
  222. 17:00 Ilia has very white teeth. He is brushing his teeth regularly. His teeth are whiter than mine and...
  223. 17:10 Ilia also has a very beautiful eyes. Yeah.
  224. 17:11 Blue as an ocean. Agree.
  225. 17:15 Ilia, show your smile.
  226. 17:18 Cool teeth!
  227. 17:27 He expected to easily conquer. But he didn't expect anybody helping us.
  228. 17:35 Now he has no other choice. He is screwed.
  229. 17:40 Wanted to get Kyiv, instead got a #!@#!.
  230. 17:42 They'll suck our... Don't say that, Ilia. We are family friendly.
  231. 17:47 Still…
  232. 17:49 They'll grab their... You know. Say it like that.
  233. 17:51 They'll suck on some candy. Some candy, he says.
  234. 17:56 Candy...
  235. 17:58 Get out from my land, you have nothing to do here.
  236. 18:02 All will be Ukraine.
  237. 18:05 Everything will be Ukraine. Yeah, Ukraine!
  238. 18:07 For sure!
  239. 18:09 Ilia, did you expect us today?
  240. 18:14 Sergii said he was expecting us. Nah...
  241. 18:17 We went outside to record ourselves.
  242. 18:19 All I can say, Ilia said that Sus may come.
  243. 18:24 He said it... That I "May".
  244. 18:26 Yeah. I went to him and...
  245. 18:30 When did you come here? At 6.
  246. 18:34 Oh, at 6.
  247. 18:34 We also thought that you were working. So we decided to come after 6.
  248. 18:38 [Unintelligible].
  249. 18:44 Ilia, what would you do if you were sleeping and putin would come out from the pipe nearby.
  250. 18:49 Asking you "Help me get out of here. Where am I?"
  251. 18:52 Be carefull with the knife!
  252. 18:55 Wow, a tear gas!  Wow, Ilia!
  253. 18:59 Ilia, with the fork. I would shove it down his bum.
  254. 19:01 This is a French aristocrat fork. You can kill somebody with this thing.
  255. 19:06 I would eat him after.
  256. 19:09 Ilia would eat it, no problem.
  257. 19:12 Would you eat him? Yeah, I think he would.
  258. 19:15 He would eat him, no problem. [Unintelligible].
  259. 19:19 My group was called "Museum of wasted items" It was Lafa's group.
  260. 19:23 [Unintelligible] And he was the author of this stuff.
  261. 19:27 But I was the author of the music.
  262. 19:30 [Unintelligible].
  263. 19:36 * Signs a song *
  264. 20:44 Lafa's communism.
  265. 20:55 You gonna faint. Nah.
  266. 20:57 * Advertisement *
  267. 22:14 You have a pretty good-looking meet laying there.
  268. 22:20 [Unintelligible]
  269. 22:24 A lip and a cheek.
  270. 22:25 [Unintelligible].
  271. 22:28 Ilia, the meat is going on the concrete. Save it!
  272. 22:32 On the left.  I go, I go.!
  273. 22:35 Ilia, take your ball!
  274. 22:39 It's from McDonald's...
  275. 22:41 Ilia, it's from that McDonald's trip we did? Yeah.
  276. 22:47 It's a good tobacco.
  277. 22:50 Ilia, so this is a bag from McDonald's. You threw out the food and put tobacco on it. Currently, you are making a joint. I'm a correct?
  278. 23:01 [Unintelligible]. Of course, it's a very cool thing.
  279. 23:05 [Unintelligible].
  280. 23:06 It's a great thing!
  281. 23:08 Damn.
  282. 23:10 Can I try?
  283. 23:12 Yeah.
  284. 23:13 [Unintelligible].
  285. 23:15 It's a tobacco mixes with weed. What weed? Are you crazy?
  286. 23:19 [Unintelligible] Oh, so it's just a regular one?
  287. 23:25 It's just a regular tobacco, right?
  288. 23:28 You are insulting me right now. You are insulting me!
  289. 23:32 I'm sorry, Ilia.
  290. 23:34 It's a regular tobacco. Am I getting it right? I will throw you out if you continue.
  291. 23:38 It's just a regular tabacoo.
  292. 23:42 I got you.
  293. 23:44 Do you think I'm a drug addict? Have you seen anything like that lying around?
  294. 23:48 Look at my hands. Does it look like I consume drugs.
  295. 23:53 I could punch you, though.
  296. 23:56 Do not speak of that again.
  297. 23:58 Yeah, that's bull crap.
  298. 23:59 [Unintelligible]. Yeah.
  299. 24:03 So you do not welcome weed and drugs users. Is that right, Ilia?
  300. 24:08 I do not welcome druggies and the attitude you have.
  301. 24:12 So all drug addicts are who? Not great people...
  302. 24:18 You think they are wasting their life. Ask them why the hell are you asking me that?
  303. 24:28 You should reply, I'm filming.
  304. 24:29 Give me a lighter.
  305. 24:31 Say they are fools or idiots.
  306. 24:34 Nah, they are not.
  307. 24:36 I know what I'm talking about. Let him say it.
  308. 24:39 I mean, I want him to say it on camera.
  309. 24:41 You go and ask them. They'll tell it on camera.
  310. 24:50 We are filming this for people. You may lose your camera...
  311. 24:55 I mean, people want some action. Show them some action, Ilia. Tell what you think of drug addicts.
  312. 25:04 I would tell them. Leave their crap, and start living a healthy life.
  313. 25:12 I agree!
  314. 25:14 Sus, it really smells.
  315. 25:16 Go approach the drug addicts on the bench and ask them what do they think of themselves. They'll explain it to you.
  316. 25:23 That's good stuff. Yeah.
  317. 25:26 I don't smoke, but I wanted to try.
  318. 25:35 It has started ringing in my ears.
  319. 25:37 Damn, it's tight.
  320. 25:41 You are a beginning journalist or something? Came here and started asking about drug addicts. Yeah? Me?
  321. 25:49 Yeah, exactly you.
  322. 25:52 You, you are the one who spoke about it.
  323. 25:55 I'm no drug abuser. I have nothing like that.
  324. 25:59 I don't do stuff like that.
  325. 26:01 And you want me to meet them and show who they are.
  326. 26:07 You want them to kill you and me as well?
  327. 26:11 Nah, I don't want to.
  328. 26:14 I didn't mean it like that.
  329. 26:15 You spin it like that.
  330. 26:19 There is also a radio here.
  331. 26:20 Alarm, Police!
  332. 26:22 Sus, you have to agree. You'll figure it out, Ilia.
  333. 26:30 He is an idiot, no?
  334. 26:31 You'll figure it out, Ilia. It has radio, flashlight.
  335. 26:35 Did you buy him a radio, Sus? Yeah.
  336. 26:38 Does it have a magnet, Dima? I don't know.
  337. 26:41 It's a little slow. Turn faster.
  338. 27:06 * Singing a song *
  339. 27:30 I can't do it. It was good!
  340. 27:33 One verse is enough.
  341. 27:35 Guys, this is an American food ration number 12. The one that was in Iraq.
  342. 27:40 It's from 98. Americans send it to us to try it.
  343. 27:45 Same rations that were used in the operation "Gulf War".
  344. 27:51 19912
  345. 27:53 It doesn't have an expiration date. You can eat it at any time.
  346. 27:56 You think it won't spoil? Of course not.
  347. 27:58 These packages are quite thick. My father tried it.
  348. 28:02 Wow.
  349. 28:04 Applesauce. Fruit Punch Drink Mix.
  350. 28:08 Potato with ham.
  351. 28:10 Wait, show it on camera. Yammy.
  352. 28:16 Potato.  Year 37.
  353. 28:20 Lafa, there is Tabasco sauce to every meal.
  354. 28:24 It's a very hot sauce.
  355. 28:26 It's the hottest sauce in the world.
  356. 28:30 Does it make you feel dizzy? No, it does not.
  357. 28:32 Your mouth will burn from it.
  358. 28:37 Oh no... Oh no, he says. Oh, no!
  359. 28:45 I should put too much. That's for sure.
  360. 28:48 Yeah.
  361. 28:52 How long can stew be stored? 100 years?
  362. 28:54 I ate one from 52. So 100 years?
  363. 28:59 No, not 100.  Okay, let it be 80.
  364. 29:02 Okay, that's enough.
  365. 29:03 There is also coffee, you can drink it in the morning.
  366. 29:06 Nah, I don't drink coffee.
  367. 29:08 It's a gift! Do you want to try American chewing gum?
  368. 29:13 Nah, I don't want it. I see.
  369. 29:16 Can I have one? Here.
  370. 29:17 Okay, how is it Lafa?
  371. 29:19 Do you need salt or pepper?
  372. 29:22 Can you show this?
  373. 29:23 It's an American chewing gum, very tasty. Tastes like Dirol for 20 UAH.
  374. 29:32 * Chatter *
  375. 29:35 Look at this thing. It's packed quite neatly.
  376. 29:41 [Unintelligible].
  377. 29:44 Shush!
  378. 29:46 Oi, oi. Yummy!
  379. 29:49 Yummy, yummy. Tell us how is it?
  380. 29:53 Just a regular stew.
  381. 29:55 Does it taste like it has been laying 30 years underground?
  382. 29:59 I wouldn't say so.
  383. 30:01 The packaging looks cool. Look!
  384. 30:03 Do you think the matches will work?
  385. 30:05 Yummy, yummy! Ilia, try this stew!
  386. 30:08 Yummy, yummy, is not that stew but this thing. This thing is yummy.
  387. 30:14 Do you want a sauce? No.
  388. 30:15 Yummy, it's this thing with Ukrainian mustard.
  389. 30:22 Ilia, did you buy this chicken fillet? Yeah, I brought this.
  390. 30:27 Oh damn. You burned them all.
  391. 30:29 It's like in the childhood. Grandma would ask for matches, and I'd say "I burned them all".
  392. 30:33 So how is the stew? Is it any good?
  393. 30:36 It's okay. Give it to Ilia, to try.
  394. 30:37 Are there any signs that it has expired? No.
  395. 30:44 By the way.
  396. 30:48 Nah, it's all good.
  397. 30:51 Give it to Ilia to try, Sus. Damn.
  398. 30:55 Ilia! Shush, Sergii, wait. Oi.
  399. 31:01 Turn away.
  400. 31:05 It's okay. Yeah.
  401. 31:07 This potato and meat is totally fine. And it is 30 years old.
  402. 31:10 Lafa, wait. Here is some crap for you.
  403. 31:15 What is it? Cheese.
  404. 31:16 American? Yeah.
  405. 31:21 Oi, oi, oi.
  406. 31:22 It's a very cool thing. Try it.
  407. 31:24 I need to go to a bathroom.
  408. 31:27 What is written on this package?
  409. 31:30 Let me.
  410. 31:31 There!
  411. 31:33 American food ration.
  412. 31:35 It's okay. Great, it's okay!
  413. 31:40 [Unintelligible].
  414. 31:45 [Unintelligible] Yeah!
  415. 31:46 I also want to pee.
  416. 31:49 [Unintelligible].
  417. 31:52 Opa, a cake. A chocolate one?
  418. 31:56 Yeah.
  419. 31:57 Lafa, we have a cake here. Cool!
  420. 31:59 It's a brownie.
  421. 32:01 It's fine!
  422. 32:05 Lalalalala.
  423. 32:07 Wow.
  424. 32:16 The guitar is falling. Here!
  425. 32:18 [Unintelligible].
  426. 32:23 Vitalik, do you see these small flies flying?
  427. 32:27 Yeah, they are annoying. They bite.
  428. 32:30 Russians brought them here. They weren't present in Ukraine previously.
  429. 32:35 I think I did something's.
  430. 32:36 Guys, I decided to get rid of them.
  431. 32:40 What are you doing? Sus, do you remember [unintelligible].
  432. 32:45 * Sneezes x1 * Bless you!
  433. 32:47 * Sneezes x2 * Happy Birthday, Ilia.
  434. 32:49 * Sneezes x3 * One more time!
  435. 32:51 * Sneezes x4 *
  436. 32:53 * Sneezes x5 *
  437. 32:56 * Sneezes x6 *
  438. 33:00 If you sneeze 40 times, you can have a wish.
  439. 33:05 * Sneezes x7 *
  440. 33:08 My grandma told me the same.
  441. 33:10 * Sneezes x8 *
  442. 33:12 Lafa's engine is starting. Yeah.
  443. 33:16 Wrum-wrum brother.  
  444. 33:21 You got some dust in your nose? * Sneezes x9 *
  445. 33:24 A small file got into my nose. A small file?
  446. 33:27 Yeah.
  447. 33:28 I told you there were lots of them.
  448. 33:32 Ilia, just don't spray that here. * Sneezes x10 *
  449. 33:36 Take it Lafa.
  450. 33:38 It's some kind of trousers...
  451. 33:41 Nah, it's just a piece of cloth. Who cares, right?
  452. 33:45 I'll wash it for you, man. It's all good.
  453. 33:49 * Sneezes x11*
  454. 33:54 Okay guys, only water lemonade mix is left from the field ration. Lafa is trying it right now. In general, it's a good field ration.
  455. 34:00 In bad situation it will do. For sure.
  456. 34:02 It's not half bad.
  457. 34:03 Ilia, I wish you all the best.
  458. 34:08 Everything was exemplary well!
  459. 34:11 Wish you less water here. And wish you to earn enough money for your own private house.
  460. 34:18 It's my wish to you.
  461. 34:21 So that guests could come to your home. Yeah, absolutely.
  462. 34:23 It's a very good wish. Thank you! I wish you the same!
  463. 34:30 Ilia, for you, my friend!
  464. 34:33 Ilia, for you!
  465. 34:46 * Advertisement *
  466. 35:31 People on the internet remember you. They quite often ask about you.
  467. 35:36 Our every livestream begins with people asking, "How is Ilia? Is he alive? Is he doing well?"
  468. 35:43 Let's recollect. Now is year 2023. When was the first time you have entered this pipe?
  469. 35:53 I mean this place exactly. What year was it? 2000.
  470. 35:57 2000. 24 years ago?
  471. 35:59 Yeah.
  472. 36:00 At this very spot? Yeah.
  473. 36:03 Wow.
  474. 36:05 Can we name the video," A man lived 24 years in the pipe? "
  475. 36:11 You can.
  476. 36:13 Will it be... It will.
  477. 36:16 I have a friend that lives not far from here. He lives outdoors.
  478. 36:24 Outdoors...
  479. 36:26 He lived here with me back in a day. And we also worked.
  480. 36:31 Seasons went buy. We witnessed this construction getting finished from beginning to the end.
  481. 36:36 How is your life going on since the war started? Does everything go smoothly, or are there any unpleasant changes?
  482. 36:48 I don't know...
  483. 36:49 You said Police approached you. Nah, all good.
  484. 36:54 Listen, but what about when Sergii first came here. What was your reaction back then? It's like a random dude entered your house.
  485. 37:03 What Sergii? This one.
  486. 37:06 No. How did he come here?
  487. 37:08 When was the first time you saw him? I heard a voice from there.
  488. 37:14 Ilia was very positive in his approach towards me...
  489. 37:24 I was tired, so I said to them, you can come in.
  490. 37:29 Come one by one.
  491. 37:31 So they did. Lafa, may be another song?
  492. 37:33 Friends, Ilia has a rat which he called "Pipi". Is that right?
  493. 37:39 Yeah, Pipi.
  494. 37:41 Okay, and what stories do you have related to her?
  495. 37:43 [Unintelligible]. Look at those holes.
  496. 37:49 Show it.
  497. 37:51 It runs here usually? There is a hole there.
  498. 37:54 So she comes out of that hole. Goes here and eats what I have here. I also have something hidden in my sofa.
  499. 38:04 When I don't have anything here, I pick up the sofa, and it's the same thing there. Nothing.
  500. 38:14 This is a definition to hide for mice.
  501. 38:23 Yeah, Sus?
  502. 38:26 Please don't interrupt the song. Song from Lafa.
  503. 38:28 Please, back off.
  504. 38:31 Where? I can't.  Go, go, go.
  505. 38:42 * Tunes the guitar *
  506. 38:57 Everybody will understand this song.
  507. 39:03 * Speaking on the background *
  508. 39:09 Chill out!
  509. 39:47 Listen to the song! Why?
  510. 39:52 I'm being kind to you. Why are you treating me like that?
  511. 39:57 Sergii, just stop talking! That's it.
  512. 40:01 Just be silent. Go on Lafa.
  513. 40:03 Let's continue.
  514. 40:06 * Sorry, the lyrics are barely audible *
  515. 40:39 Dima, this room doesn't have the right vibe.
  516. 40:42 It's not the right vibe.
  517. 40:45 They interfere with your singing? Yeah.
  518. 40:48 [Unintelligible]. Who?
  519. 40:51 No, he is good, it's just...
  520. 40:55 Lafa, what do you need to continue...
  521. 40:58 Sergii, shut up, for real man.
  522. 41:02 Lafa, so... Dude, just stop talking.
  523. 41:06 Lafa, what would you like to continue...
  524. 41:10 Dude, you are making hard for us to record the video. Either leave or stay silent.
  525. 41:14 You'll film, is just a man...
  526. 41:15 Nah, it's not the case.
  527. 41:17 What about me?
  528. 41:19 I gave a person 500 UAH, and he tells me to get out.
  529. 41:23 I gave you a gift.
  530. 41:27 Sergii, god dammit. Either shut up or leave.
  531. 41:30 I told you imminently, put your boots and go out.
  532. 41:37 No, no. If you want me to leave, I'll leave.
  533. 41:41 Get out of here.
  534. 41:43 Nah, dude, it's not the issue.
  535. 41:46 I bought him food, I bought him stuff. Here, take it all back.
  536. 41:53 I bought him food, I bought him a drink, and he tells me to leave.
  537. 42:00 Maybe you compensated your gifts with some other actions?
  538. 42:03 No, I mean I bought him food, I bought him drinks, and he just tells me to get out of here.
  539. 42:10 Well, it is his decision.
  540. 42:11 Because Sus has come and... Guys, the issue is in me.
  541. 42:15 I don't need that.
  542. 42:18 Guys! It's just that Sus came, and he says for me to get out.
  543. 42:22 I don't understand what's the issue... Guys!
  544. 42:25 I'm an issue!
  545. 42:27 It's not a scenario, by the way, it's just. GUYS!!!
  546. 42:31 I'm an issue!
  547. 42:33 How are you related to this. You are a good guy.
  548. 42:38 Ilia, friend, listen...
  549. 42:41 The issue is that you know... You either want or don't want... Yeah? What?
  550. 42:49 It's either you want or don't want to go somewhere. Where? Generally speaking, somewhere.
  551. 42:55 We just came here, where do we go? I'm not talking about that.
  552. 42:57 Dima, I don't want to us to quarrel.
  553. 43:02 They do not quarrel because of us.
  554. 43:04 Please sit down on the couch.
  555. 43:06 Guys! Ilia, did I do anything bad to you?
  556. 43:09 Sergii, just sit on the couch.
  557. 43:11 I won't do anything... Okay then let's just hear the song.
  558. 43:12 Here, take all this stuff...
  559. 43:16 Nah, just leave it.
  560. 43:18 Ilia, did I do anything bad for you? If you don't want me here, I won't come here anymore.
  561. 43:23 I'll pop this balloon.
  562. 43:25 It's balloons of SuperSus. They are no mine. Mine lay over there.
  563. 43:29 I didn't bring any.
  564. 43:30 Ilia... You promised me. Wait, let me tell you first. Then you'll say it.
  565. 43:35 I gave you money, I gave you food and alcohol. Why are you acting like that towards me.
  566. 43:40 What did I do bad to you? Nothing.
  567. 43:45 I'm treating you well. I won't...
  568. 43:48 Okay, Sergii, stop it. You'll talk after. Let's roll!
  569. 43:49 Happy birthday Ilia, Happy birthday, Ilia! Happy birthday, our friend! Happy birthday, Ilia!
  570. 44:09 Happy birthday, Ilia. Wish you to live just as much.
  571. 44:13 I wish you the same.
  572. 44:16 And I wish you to be self-sufficient, cool and...
  573. 44:21 The most important thing is for "it" to be operational. Yeah, that's the most important thing.
  574. 44:25 Other things are not as important. The most important is for penis to be operational.
  575. 44:29 That's true.
  576. 44:31 Let's eat some cake? Yeah. For our birthday boy!
  577. 44:35 For you Ilia!
  578. 44:37 41 years old. Who would have thought you would grow into this handsome man.
  579. 44:43 I have too much hair on my head.
  580. 44:46 [Unintelligible].
  581. 44:51 [Unintelligible] Just eat it.
  582. 44:53 [Unintelligible].
  583. 44:57 Did they loser left?
  584. 45:00 Did that loser left? What did he do?
  585. 45:02 Yeah, I'm going, man. Oh.
  586. 45:06 He is incorrect, that's for sure. Take it.
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