The Nocturnal Heist

<in a low voice or whisper>

Hehehe... wakey wakey, my lord... ah, there we are. Eyes open! Shhhhh shhhh shhhhhh... don't try and move! You'll find yourself quite unable to do so! There was a mild poison of paralysis on the rim of your wine glass at dinner this evening. Oh if only you knew the months and months of experimentation with my mortar and pestle before I could brew the perfect brew, you'd truly respect me! I needed a five hour delay from consumption to effect, whilst still allotting myself a comfortable window in which to act! <sigh> So many dead peasants, all willing to be guinea pigs for a pocketful of coin... what a waste. I hate to kill, even in the process of a high-end contract. But oh well, here we are!

I could only imagine what's going through your mind right now! A shame you can't talk! Why, if I'm obviously not here to kill you, what am I here for? And why oh why would would I need to paralyze you? Well you see, <devilish giggling> I come to you as a humble servant of Nocturnal, an agent of the thieves' guild. And my contract tonight is the most unusual request we've received in quite some time. You should feel honored! All of my labor has been quite expensive!

Now, while I could EASILY take every last trinket in this place, and I may take a few as a bonus, my client seeks the kind of treasure money simply can't buy. An item that will ensure riches and titles to come for generations! Tonight, my Lord, I'm after the seed... of a Septim. Hahaha... that's right! I've been paid to extract the white gold that brews in your balls! Your family lineage, and all the niceties that it ensures, will be my greatest heist yet! After all, you are to be Emperor someday! By the time the sun rises, your little swimmers will have already taken root within the womb of my client, a certain ex-lover of yours, who was simply overcome with despair that in your time together she couldn't manage to get pregnant.

But enough preamble, let us unsheathe your blade, shall we?

<sliding down his undergarments> Ah! There we are! An armament worthy of a Septim! Why, I'd be astonished if Tiber himself wielded an instrument more impressive! My poor client surely had quite a time with you, perhaps THAT's why she was so stricken with sadness! No matter, she shall yet be satisfied, as will I, undoubtedly! Let's sharpen your weapon first!

<stroking and oral noises, slow and appreciative at first>

Mmmmmmmmm my my... the way it glistens in the candlelight... I believe I'd have taken this assignment for free...

<sloppier, more enthusiastic sucking> Ohhhhhhh God... I'll have to be careful with my timing... and <chuckling> I'll admit I didn't gather intelligence on the squeakiness of your bed... but I must have this inside me!

<climbing on top carefully, gently lowering oneself onto him> Unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggghhhhhh fuck... fuck... perhaps your ilk truly are blessed by The Nine, as they say... Ohhhhhh shit... surely THIS is the best encounter with a cutpurse you've ever had! Ohhhh God... <riding faster, deeper> Oh, I'm sure you're a pompous ... UUUUNGGH... insufferable... FUCK... prick... but thanks to my-my delightful little poison... I ... I ... I only NEED to suffer your prick... <growing pleasure, having trouble stifling moans> and what a fucking ... prick... it truly is! God yes! Oh I love my fucking job... by the fucking Nine I do...

<riding harder, faster, nearly unable to hold back from screaming out>

Shit... shit... you STILL haven't cum? <giggling> All the b-better for me! I'm getting close! I'm so close!

<build to a powerful orgasm, using all possible effort to best withhold moaning and screaming>

Fuck! Fuck... <climbing off, shaky knees> Back to business, now! <stroking fast> Let's see you cum now! Let's have it! I've... I've offered all of myself to your fucking nobility, now let loose and give me my bounty! Yes, yes... here it comes, I can feel it! <leaning down just in time to take a mouthful of cum, heavy breathing through the nose, slight moaning from exhaustion>

<fumbling with the lid of a vial, spitting the cum inside> Oh my... I nearly needed a bigger vial, didn't I? <laughing> I almost swallowed it! Then we'd have had to go again! Whew...

Then again... I should have another hour before the poison wears off...