The Big Wang Theory

Hey Sheldon

>audience lightly laughs

Yes, Lennard?

>audience gives another light chuckle

I sure do love the Nintendo 64

>audience starts to crack at the impending joke

As do I, Lennard

>audience trying to hold it back as hard as they can but wild laughter starts to break through

Although the N64 itself only had a 32-bit bus and is far inferior to the classic what was Atari, it still throws the best parties around

>audience red and in tears, they start ripping off their clothes and put on checkered slacks, collared T’s, cardigans and thick glasses all the while gasping for breath as the punch line is abound

Party?

>Count Zero

Yes.. Mario Party..

>THEY FUCKING LOSE IT. VOMIT EVERYWHERE AS THE LAUGHTER MAKES THEIR STOMACHS CHURN AND WROUGHT. PARENTS THROWING THEIR CHILDREN ON THE STAGE AS AN ENCORE TO THE WILDLY SUPERIOR POP-CULTURE REFERENCES; ADULTS START SACRIFICIAL BONFIRES AND COMMIT HANEOUS ACTS OF CANNIBALISM IN WORSHIP OF SHELDON COOPER THEIR NEW LORD AND SAVIOR FOR WHOM WILL KILL ALL THOSE WITH AN IQ BELOW 200 AND USHER IN A NEW ERA OF HUMANITY. SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI EVERYWHERE. THE FLOORS WERE DOORS, THE ROOF NON-EXISTENT AS THE PITTER PATTER OF RAIN BOUNCED OFF AN INVISIBLE ECTOMORPHIC BARRIER OF DARK DECAY FROM THE CEREMONY BELOW. PEOPLE INSIDE OUT. DOGS FUCKING CATS. PEOPLE ACTUALLY -ENJOY- USING APPLE PRODUCTS. BLACK PRESIDENTS. THE WORLD WAS MADE OF MARSHMALLOWS AND WHATEVER GABE FROM VALVE USES TO FEED HIMSELF.