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- Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a
- light bulb?
- A: Seven. Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in
- the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send
- Bones to pronounce the bulb dead (although he'll immediately claim
- that he's a doctor, not an electrician). Scotty, after checking
- around, realizes that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains
- that he "canna" see in the dark. Kirk will make an emergency stop at
- the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb
- from the natives, who, are friendly, but seem to be hiding something.
- Kirk, Spock, Bones, Yeoman Rand and two red shirt security officers
- beam down to the planet, where the two security officers are promply
- killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured.
- As something begins to develop between the Captain and Yeoman Rand,
- Scotty, back in orbit, is attacked by a Klingon destroyer and must
- warp out of orbit. Although badly outgunned, he cripples the Klingon
- and races back to the planet in order to rescue Kirk et. al. who have
- just saved the natives' from an awful fate and, as a reward, been
- given all light bulbs they can carry. The new bulb is then inserted
- and the Enterprise continues on its five year mission.
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