Satanic Panic

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Is it supposed to take
this long?

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Mom, I...
Wait. I-I know you're mad.

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But, Mom, I-I didn't even
want to do it.

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Please.
Mom.

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Mom... Mom... Mom!

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Oh, fuck.
No, no, no, no.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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♪ Kangaroos are listening ♪

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♪ Some koala bears are, too ♪

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♪ They can't hear my heartbeat ♪

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♪ They don't know I miss you ♪

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♪ You got pills, you got drugs ♪

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♪ What you need is a hug ♪

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♪ I can't see you
behind your paraphernalia ♪

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♪ But I'm waiting for you ♪

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♪ In Australia ♪

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What the... What is that?

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I told you.

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I shouldn't have shown you guys.

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Oh.

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Delivering pizza is a calling
whose techniques

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- are passed down orally...
- And anally.

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...from generation
to generation.

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This is hazing.

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Great.

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Got a double going to S Town,
triple going west,

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and the Presbyterians are having
a lock-in.

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Ooh!
I get the pesky Presbies.

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Hey, Karim, you're west.

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Young lady, S Town.

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Ain't nothing good happening
in S Town, baby.

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Samster.

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Yeah?

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You owe me $5.

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For what?

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Deposit on the thermal bag.

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Oh.
But I need that $5 for gas.

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Look. It'll be
right there when you're done.

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Hey. I don't want
my girlfriend crying.

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I'm not your girlfriend.

41
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You keep calling me.

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For a job.

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And here you are.

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Thanks.
It's great.

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You owe me.

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Please move.
I'm getting wet.

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I have that effect on all women.

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You should meditate.

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Real universe?
It's in there.

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Boop!

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Wait.
Why did you call it S Town?

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Scrooge Town.

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Never tips.

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Shit.

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Two fuzzy bunnies.

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Um, did you order from Home Run?

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Righteous.
Can you grab one end?

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Oh, I-I have another delivery.

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- What's your name?
- Sam.

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Mine too.
What are the chances?

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You have to give me a hand.

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- It's the code of the Sams.
- Is that a thing?

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There are 7 million Sams
in America,

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and you're the first one
I've ever met

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who doesn't know the code
of the Sams?

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- I-I...
- Sams helping Sams.

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That's our jam.

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All right.

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All right. Sweet.
Grab this end.

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Uh, that'll be $24.75.

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- Thank you.
- Do you have to go?

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Well, after you pay, I go.

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Piss.
Do you have to piss?

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- What?
- I have this guy in here,

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and he wants me to piss
on his face, but I already went.

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I'll pay you $12.

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Uh... no?

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Prude.

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I thought you was Mexicans.

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Um, that'll be $8.98.

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My change?

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It's laundry day.

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My Richard doesn't need this
in heaven.

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- Oh. Oh, no, no, no.
- And it's exactly your size.

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- I-I don't need this.
- Bless your heart.

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Oh!

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From one Sam to another,
you rule.

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It's expired.

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In four hours, my total earnings

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are an expired
Applebee's coupon, a head cold,

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and a sweater that smells
like racism.

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It's your first day.

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I took this job for the tips.

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You need someone to make sure
you get the fat orders.

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You?

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The only movies I watch
are documentaries,

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and when I go to the gym,
I listen to books.

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I can satisfy all your physical
<i>and</i> intellectual needs.

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I don't have any needs.

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You're uncomfortable
because I'm authentic.

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Delivery for Mill Basin.
Five pies in five.

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That's outside our zone.

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I'll do it.

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- Where to, Mad Max?
- Uh, Mill Basin.

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Five years ago,
I took an order to Mill Basin.

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The fuckers stiffed me
for the tip

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<i>and</i> slammed the door
in my face.

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So I went through the window,
and everybody's boning...

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like, dudes, chicks,
dogs and cats, a frog and shit.

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So I'm in there getting it,
like, "Ribbit!"

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Like everybody's all, "Unh!
Unh!"

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And I passed the hat.

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Made $32.

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You go to Mill Basin
a delivery boy,

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but you come back
a delivery man.

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Hello?

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Home Run Pizza.

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Hi.

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It's my first night.

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Sorry.

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Okay.

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Here you go.

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Thank you.

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Oh, wait. My boss gets mad
if you don't sign.

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Thank you, sir,
and have a wonderful night

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and enjoy your pi...

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Oh.
Excuse me!

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Excuse me, sir!
I think you forgot to tip!

129
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Please, please, please,
please, please.

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Please...

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You stupid...

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Hello?
Excuse me!

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I know you're home, sir!

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We are gathered here tonight

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to activate
our fullest potential.

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For 17 years, we have achieved
unprecedented growth

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thanks to team unity
and personal productivity.

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So I'm saying to you right now,

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be prepared for a major
paradigm shift,

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because today is nonreturnable.

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I haven't built my career
because I needed to help others.

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- Excuse me. Sorry. Pardon me.
- I haven't sacrificed

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all I have
because I needed friends.

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I do what I do
because I love to make winners.

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Are you ready to be a winner?

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- Yes!
- Excuse me. I'm sorry.

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But did you see a guy with a big
mustache, kind of dead eyes?

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Are you ready to take back
what you are owed?

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- Yes!
- Are you ready to just do it?

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- Yes!
- Who are you?

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I-I'm Sam.

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What are you doing here?

153
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I delivered pizza
for a guy here,

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but he didn't tip, and I need
that tip for gas money.

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I mean, if everyone here gave
a quarter, that'd be like...

156
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Wait.
You don't know anyone here?

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I mean, that would be
like almost $10.

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- Yes!
- Are you ready

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to fully commit yourselves
to Satan?

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Yes!

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- Everything helps.
- You can't be here.

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Mill Basin is actually outside
our delivery zone.

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You have to go.

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Call forth the change driver!

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We've... had a complication.

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Complications are just
opportunities in disguise.

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Change driver was not as pure
as she appeared.

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Can she be salvaged?

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She's no longer with us.

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Seriously?

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What did Samuel say?

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Samuel wasn't happy
with my hands-on approach,

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so I've put him somewhere

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where he won't cause any...
backsliding.

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This is Beltane, Danica.

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It is a full moon!

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We're summoning Baphomet.

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We need a virgin.

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Excuse me!

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Um, sorry to interrupt
your party or, um, whatever,

181
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but I'm the pizza guy...
oh, girl...

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a-and someone here ordered five
large pies, one with sweet corn,

183
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uh, and he paid with a card,
but he didn't tip.

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So I just wanted to see if maybe
you guys would cover for him.

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I-I just don't think it's fair

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for me to drive
all the way out here

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and not be able to cover
the cost of gas, so...

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Who are you?

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The pizza, uh, person.

190
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And what are you doing
in my house?

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Look, you guys.

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You may live
in this nice neighborhood,

193
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and I deliver pizza,
but we're not so different.

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I mean, I have to make a living,
just like you.

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So, you know, maybe if you could
pass the helmet,

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the next time I'm busking
and someone says,

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"Hey, what's with those stuck-up
snobs in Mill Basin?"

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I'll say, "Hey. No.

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They're actually pretty cool,"
right?

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Busking?

201
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,577
Yeah, uh,
I sing my own material...

202
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like, folk songs...
down by the aquarium.

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Are you by any chance...
a virgin?

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Um, that's a very personal
question.

205
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She's a virgin.

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Oh. Um, excuse me.

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Can you, um,
can you let me go, please?

208
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,887
Excuse me. Hey. Hey.
Ow.

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Guess you pissed off my bitch
whore of a wife as well.

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Sorry.
Who are you?

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Who am I?

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I own this house.
Who the hell are you?

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Um, I delivered that pizza.

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You packing heat?

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00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,230
You come with anyone else?

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00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,688
What about fighting skills...
judo, karate, Krav Maga,

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Filipino knife fighting?

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All right.
Well, that was that.

219
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Look, all I did
was ask for a tip.

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I-I mean, I probably shouldn't
have come in the house,

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but it's my first night,
so, you know, lesson learned.

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Do you have any idea
what's happening here tonight?

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Um, well, I work in a field
that pays $2.13 an hour

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and my income is mostly based
off tips,

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but everyone in there got
pissed off when I asked for one.

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Okay, well, none of those people
are gonna tip you

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because they're too busy
worshipping Satan,

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and tonight they are summoning
Baphomet.

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Like the band?

230
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Like the triple-faced god
of hell.

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And they're probably gonna
kill us tonight.

232
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,065
Well, they're definitely killing
me.

233
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:18,856
They're probably gonna kill you.
I don't know.

234
00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:23,235
Oh, you must think
I'm a lot younger than I look.

235
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I mean, Carl, my neighbor, he's
a Satanist and he's a vegan.

236
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They are gonna render my fat
to make candles.

237
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,663
Okay.
Uh, I need to get back to work.

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They are gonna cut
your tongue out.

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They are gonna jam needles
into your eyes,

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and that's them being merciful,
okay?

241
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,178
Just be happy
you're not a virgin.

242
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I've spent the last 22 years
fending off horny dudes.

243
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I think I can handle

244
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a bunch of sexually repressed
suburban dads.

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Oh, my God.

246
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,436
Are you a virgin?

247
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,692
That's a very personal question.

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Christing hell.

249
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This night just keeps getting
better and better and better.

250
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:03,817
Whoa. Hey.
Listen. Hey.

251
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I need you to scrape together

252
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whatever brain cells
you have left.

253
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Rude.

254
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Baphomet needs a virgin womb
to be born.

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Okay? Do you understand
what I'm saying?

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That's the only reason
you are alive right now, okay?

257
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:17,707
He is a big fucking demon
from hell,

258
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:20,876
and when that clock strikes
12:00, he is gonna rip you open!

259
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,215
I've seen that album cover.

260
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:31,225
You have any idea why the rich
stay rich and you stay screwed?

261
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,638
Mm, better healthcare.

262
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:34,272
Do you have any tools?

263
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,478
We're not going anywhere.

264
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:38,610
You should just accept that.

265
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:42,856
You want a hit?

266
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,992
Really good kush.
You won't feel a thing.

267
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:47,556
I've been on this delivery
for over an hour and a half.

268
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,492
I'm probably fired.

269
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:50,781
Aha.

270
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,125
My name is Samuel.

271
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:57,671
Oh. I'm Sam.
Cool. Same name.

272
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,252
Don't worry.
I won't even scratch the frame.

273
00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:02,338
I suggest you stop fighting
this.

274
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,422
I bet you have a lot
of boyfriends.

275
00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:09,599
I mean, if you count the guy
who got me this job

276
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,788
and now wants me to put out
so he'll send me on better runs,

277
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,179
then I think...
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

278
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:17,815
Listen.
They need to sacrifice a virgin.

279
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:21,065
No virgin, no sacrifice.

280
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,859
Let me protect you.

281
00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:26,867
- Oh!
- Come here.

282
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:34,541
Hey. I'm trying to save
your life, okay?

283
00:21:34,585 --> 00:21:36,201
Stop fighting me here.

284
00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:37,915
I'm trying to save...

285
00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:44,468
Yeah. I'm gonna save you
whether you like it or not.

286
00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:51,554
Look at what you made me do.
I'm a feminist!

287
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:03,857
Oh!

288
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,031
Duncan! Duncan! Duncan!

289
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,537
Please... Please help me!
Please!

290
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,166
You are way out of line.

291
00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:18,247
- I didn't hear...
- Put it down.

292
00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:19,911
Now, you...

293
00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:22,923
I'm...
I'm not even a gun person.

294
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:26,252
Please.

295
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:29,967
One way or another, they aren't
getting their virgin.

296
00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:32,849
Code of the Sams.
No. Code of the Sams.

297
00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:11,088
And now the great work begins.

298
00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:21,515
Oh, Samuel.

299
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:28,147
What did you do?

300
00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:36,489
We were so close, Samuel.

301
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:41,001
We were almost there.

302
00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:49,130
Sadly, you only have yourself
to blame.

303
00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:51,090
It's your fault.

304
00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:02,059
All right.

305
00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:07,019
Where are ya?

306
00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:11,861
I know that soul's around here
somewhere.

307
00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:13,775
A little lower.

308
00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:16,444
Little lower.

309
00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:18,033
Okay.

310
00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:20,199
Now we're getting close.

311
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,412
There you are.

312
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,248
All righty.

313
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:27,789
Ooh. Oh, it's so slippery.

314
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:31,005
Ah.
Okay.

315
00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:32,794
There.

316
00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:37,219
Thank you.

317
00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:43,104
Run it under cold water and
bake it at 225 for 40 minutes.

318
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:45,856
Pack it with bay leaf, black
peppercorn, and graveyard dirt.

319
00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:47,358
Use the big casserole tray.

320
00:24:47,945 --> 00:24:49,356
Oh.
And, Danielle?

321
00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:50,737
Not my good tray.

322
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:53,027
<i>I</i> think...

323
00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:55,237
Your job is not to think.

324
00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:59,204
Your job is to tell me
one thing, Gypsy.

325
00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:02,999
Where the fuck is my virgin?

326
00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:17,926
Please. Please. Please help.
Help me.

327
00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:23,140
Oh, my gosh!
Are you okay?

328
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:25,145
- Please help me.
- Of course you're not okay.

329
00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,522
What am I saying?
What happened?

330
00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:28,684
I got attacked.
Call 911, please.

331
00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:34,154
Was it a gang-initiation thing?

332
00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:37,112
No. A-A man at the house down
the street, he tried to rape me.

333
00:25:37,161 --> 00:25:39,027
That's bonkers.

334
00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:41,696
We have to call 911.
I-I dropped my phone.

335
00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:43,490
First thing,
we stop the bleeding.

336
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:46,376
My mom will kill me
if I get blood on anything.

337
00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:47,581
I'm babysitting.

338
00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:49,211
Oh, what does that pay?

339
00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:50,463
Twenty-five an hour.

340
00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:52,874
- Wow.
- I see your boobs.

341
00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:55,634
Hey!
Back in the TV room, guys.

342
00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:57,511
This is adults only.

343
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,263
Sorry.

344
00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:01,641
Come oh.
Go, go, go.

345
00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:17,406
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

346
00:26:17,451 --> 00:26:20,615
I'm having a heck of a time
getting these two situated.

347
00:26:21,205 --> 00:26:22,662
Here.

348
00:26:22,706 --> 00:26:23,742
You're alone?

349
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,033
Just me and the monsters.

350
00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:29,669
That's why your story
is so scary.

351
00:26:32,966 --> 00:26:35,709
I don't think any of this
is mine.

352
00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:38,720
You sure?
Your face is really pale.

353
00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:42,470
Um, what did the police say?

354
00:26:42,518 --> 00:26:45,761
Oh, I knew I was forgetting
something.

355
00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:48,226
Here.
You need the sugar.

356
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,811
It'll keep you from going
into shock.

357
00:27:22,516 --> 00:27:23,552
Hey!

358
00:27:27,521 --> 00:27:29,888
You tell,
I'll say you touched my butt.

359
00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:43,325
Wait. Are you allowed
to be watching this?

360
00:27:43,370 --> 00:27:46,078
Hey. Hey!

361
00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:49,331
Stay off the carpet, okay?

362
00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:51,663
You must be freezing.

363
00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:53,748
Police?

364
00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:55,834
They said they're sending
someone right away.

365
00:27:55,883 --> 00:27:57,090
We're supposed to sit tight.

366
00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:04,342
He's dead!

367
00:28:04,391 --> 00:28:06,974
Oh, he's just sleepy, sweetie.

368
00:28:10,397 --> 00:28:12,138
You gave a child soda?!

369
00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:14,683
- What is wrong with you?
- What did you put in that?

370
00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:18,107
Shh.
I'm sorry I snapped.

371
00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:19,896
Jordan's diabetic,

372
00:28:19,948 --> 00:28:22,235
and refined sugar really throws
his system out of balance.

373
00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:23,741
I don't want to hurt you.

374
00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:26,573
Of course not.
Why would you want to hurt me?

375
00:28:26,622 --> 00:28:28,454
- Don't move.
- I'm not moving.

376
00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:33,285
Get her, sweetie!

377
00:28:37,591 --> 00:28:38,832
Get that mean lady!

378
00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:43,215
I'm sorry!

379
00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:46,131
You motherfucker!
That is a child!

380
00:28:46,183 --> 00:28:48,675
You'd better pray
he doesn't have a concussion!

381
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,138
Just leave me alone.

382
00:28:50,187 --> 00:28:52,975
All you had to do
was drink your Coca-Cola,

383
00:28:53,023 --> 00:28:55,891
but now you've created
a situation!

384
00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:58,356
- Stay away!
- I know girls like you.

385
00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:01,692
You go to public school
and eat government cheese

386
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:04,858
and get pregnant
in the sixth grade!

387
00:29:06,536 --> 00:29:09,825
Hey, babe.
What's all the racket?

388
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,536
Shred her, sis.

389
00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:16,085
Who are you people?!

390
00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:27,638
Slut.

391
00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:31,596
Hey!

392
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:41,773
No. No.
No.

393
00:29:41,822 --> 00:29:44,030
No. No, no.
No, no.

394
00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:46,191
No. No. No.
No.

395
00:29:46,243 --> 00:29:48,405
No, no.
No.

396
00:30:43,216 --> 00:30:45,208
Hello?

397
00:30:59,441 --> 00:31:02,104
That's a Kmart bra, so I'm
assuming you're not one of them.

398
00:31:02,152 --> 00:31:04,940
Um, I-I'm Sam.
I deliver pizza.

399
00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:07,355
What the fuck
are you waiting for? Untie me.

400
00:31:07,407 --> 00:31:08,943
I'm having some trust issues
right now.

401
00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:11,279
The enemy of your enemy
is your friend.

402
00:31:11,328 --> 00:31:13,069
- What?
- The enemy of your en...

403
00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:15,161
For fuck's sake, they were
about to bang me to death

404
00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:17,119
with a giant killdo, okay?

405
00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:18,283
Okay.

406
00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:22,078
Now, wait.
Who are you?

407
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,730
None of your fucking business,
paper boy.

408
00:31:23,757 --> 00:31:25,043
Pizza girl.

409
00:31:25,092 --> 00:31:26,708
I don't give a flying monkey's
fuck sac.

410
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,467
Ow!

411
00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:32,596
Look, we have to get out
of here.

412
00:31:32,641 --> 00:31:34,177
What's this "we" shit?

413
00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:36,309
I'm getting out of here.
You can go back to Domino's.

414
00:31:36,353 --> 00:31:38,140
- I don't know what's happening!
- Yeah.

415
00:31:38,188 --> 00:31:40,805
That's exactly why I want you
to stay the fuck away from me.

416
00:31:44,486 --> 00:31:46,227
<i>911. What's your emergency?</i>

417
00:31:46,279 --> 00:31:47,645
Hi. Yeah.
I'm at Mill Basin.

418
00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:49,300
And I don't know
what's happening, but I'm...

419
00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:50,815
<i>What's your location, please?</i>

420
00:31:50,867 --> 00:31:52,654
Um, I-I don't know the address,

421
00:31:52,702 --> 00:31:55,160
but it's... it's a big house,
scary-looking.

422
00:31:55,205 --> 00:31:57,117
Um, it's, like,
on a deserted street.

423
00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:58,281
I don't...

424
00:31:58,333 --> 00:31:59,949
Idiot.

425
00:32:02,129 --> 00:32:04,792
They're at Kim
and Steve's house.

426
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,503
You have the survival instincts
of a giant panda bear.

427
00:32:07,551 --> 00:32:09,338
Stay the fuck away from...

428
00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:12,882
Did you do that?

429
00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:15,093
It was an accident.

430
00:32:16,393 --> 00:32:18,601
You're a natural born killer.

431
00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:19,726
Judi.

432
00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:21,637
No.
I-I didn't mean to.

433
00:32:21,690 --> 00:32:24,933
Get your big tits in gear.
They know we're here.

434
00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:38,363
Oh.
Wait, wait.

435
00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:41,748
This way.

436
00:33:12,032 --> 00:33:13,989
Why do I smell your daughter?

437
00:33:14,034 --> 00:33:15,491
That's her corpse
you're smelling.

438
00:33:15,535 --> 00:33:16,867
Kim and Steven took care of her.

439
00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:18,278
Okay.

440
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:29,001
Your whore daughter murdered
our girls, Danica.

441
00:33:29,049 --> 00:33:30,506
What?

442
00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:32,320
Why were Kristen and Michelle
with my daughter?

443
00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:33,880
Oh. We, uh...

444
00:33:33,929 --> 00:33:37,969
Did you kill my daughter
like I asked you to, Steven?

445
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:39,723
We gave her to the girls,
Danica.

446
00:33:39,768 --> 00:33:40,929
You what?!

447
00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:43,644
They were so excited
about killing her.

448
00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:45,179
I know.

449
00:33:45,232 --> 00:33:46,643
Oh!

450
00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:49,229
- They wanted to, sweetie.
- Why did I do that?

451
00:33:49,819 --> 00:33:53,403
I am seriously questioning
your leadership.

452
00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:54,859
All right, people!

453
00:33:54,908 --> 00:33:57,275
We will form three-person
kill teams.

454
00:33:57,327 --> 00:33:59,159
We will split the neighborhood
into quadrants.

455
00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:00,445
Go, go, go!

456
00:34:00,497 --> 00:34:02,329
Don't be a fascist, Gypsy.

457
00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:04,644
We didn't sell our souls so
we could clomp around outdoors

458
00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:06,375
like a bunch of goddamn hippies.

459
00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:08,206
Fascists get things done.

460
00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:15,843
Thank you, Danielle.

461
00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:34,528
Trivets.

462
00:34:37,659 --> 00:34:40,151
Soul soufflé, anyone?

463
00:34:41,121 --> 00:34:42,121
Knife.

464
00:35:52,776 --> 00:35:53,937
T-shirt.

465
00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:07,454
Samuel, find me my virgin.

466
00:36:18,885 --> 00:36:24,301
And that's why I lead
this coven.

467
00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:26,473
Burn this.

468
00:36:47,372 --> 00:36:49,455
Let's sneak back to my Vespa
and go.

469
00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:55,085
A, I'm not getting caught dead
on a fucking Vespa,

470
00:36:55,130 --> 00:36:57,338
and B, they're about to have
sick, fucked-up shit

471
00:36:57,382 --> 00:36:59,499
all over these streets
in about five seconds.

472
00:37:10,437 --> 00:37:11,678
All right.

473
00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,517
This should keep out
the basics...

474
00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:16,979
spirit dogs, slipskins,
grind guts,

475
00:37:17,026 --> 00:37:22,067
the gray man, night hags...
anything that walks or crawls.

476
00:37:22,782 --> 00:37:26,275
Demons won't cross salt
without counting every grain.

477
00:37:26,327 --> 00:37:27,738
It's one of their rules.

478
00:37:27,787 --> 00:37:30,495
Fuckers have more rules
than Yahtzee.

479
00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:33,185
Demons are obsessed with laws,
codes, rituals...

480
00:37:33,209 --> 00:37:34,825
all that type-A shit.

481
00:37:34,878 --> 00:37:36,647
What are you talking about?
Those were just people.

482
00:37:37,964 --> 00:37:39,546
Oh, was that just people
back there...

483
00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:41,777
a girl I've known my entire life
about to hump me to death

484
00:37:41,801 --> 00:37:43,417
with her H.R. Giger love stick?

485
00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:45,462
Okay. They're nuts,
but they're not wizards.

486
00:37:45,513 --> 00:37:46,879
We have to go.

487
00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:49,594
Whoever lives here
is gonna come home.

488
00:37:49,642 --> 00:37:52,726
No one's gonna be home
before sun-up.

489
00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:00,629
Let's just call the police
or... or get out of here,

490
00:38:00,653 --> 00:38:01,689
but we can't stay here.

491
00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:06,566
Oh, my God.

492
00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:08,325
You're like a big retarded baby.

493
00:38:08,369 --> 00:38:10,782
My mom and her butt buddies
are booty-calling Baphomet,

494
00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:12,992
and we're gonna hide in here
like scared little bitches

495
00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:15,454
because they can turn your liver
into fire ants.

496
00:38:15,502 --> 00:38:18,415
If they find us,
they're not going to kill us.

497
00:38:18,463 --> 00:38:20,580
They're gonna do shit
that you can't comprehend.

498
00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:22,214
And they're not going to stop

499
00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:24,028
until you're strapped naked
to a barbed-wire altar

500
00:38:24,052 --> 00:38:26,339
with the 15-foot
beast of Gehenna

501
00:38:26,387 --> 00:38:27,844
and his double-pronged
demon dong

502
00:38:27,889 --> 00:38:29,300
walking out of your cooch chute

503
00:38:29,349 --> 00:38:31,932
like it's a revolving door
of ground beef.

504
00:38:33,186 --> 00:38:35,519
Why am I even listening to you?
You're one of them.

505
00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:39,061
That's the first smart thing
you've said today.

506
00:38:39,108 --> 00:38:41,100
Look, I'm going upstairs
and I'm getting a shirt,

507
00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:42,484
and then I'm getting out
of here.

508
00:38:42,529 --> 00:38:44,270
Stay or go.
It's your choice.

509
00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:47,982
That's cute.
You think we have choices.

510
00:41:13,096 --> 00:41:14,177
No!

511
00:41:35,618 --> 00:41:36,699
Sam!

512
00:41:37,245 --> 00:41:38,406
I got you.
I got you.

513
00:41:40,456 --> 00:41:41,742
Come on. Come on.
Come on.

514
00:41:42,959 --> 00:41:44,825
Come on. You're gonna be okay.
I got you.

515
00:42:11,654 --> 00:42:12,690
Help me!

516
00:42:23,624 --> 00:42:26,116
Was I just attacked by a sheet?

517
00:42:27,587 --> 00:42:28,587
Yes.

518
00:42:28,629 --> 00:42:32,122
Well, technically a haxan cloak.

519
00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:44,893
It's gone!

520
00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:48,055
Your haxan cloak failed.

521
00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:51,392
This wouldn't be the first time
you were wrong.

522
00:42:51,444 --> 00:42:53,857
I know you have
some of Judi's hair.

523
00:42:53,905 --> 00:42:55,271
Give it to me.

524
00:42:55,323 --> 00:42:58,157
We want to find the girls,
not kill them.

525
00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:01,527
Your daughter lost
her virginity,

526
00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:05,539
your husband lost our virgin,
and your haxan cloak failed.

527
00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:07,825
Someone needs to take charge.

528
00:43:07,877 --> 00:43:10,085
And you're volunteering?

529
00:43:10,129 --> 00:43:11,995
It is five hours until sunrise.

530
00:43:12,048 --> 00:43:14,415
We don't have time
for a weak leader.

531
00:43:14,467 --> 00:43:18,302
Now give me her hair
and get out of my way.

532
00:43:19,263 --> 00:43:21,425
Is this how everyone feels?

533
00:43:23,976 --> 00:43:26,969
Our... Our children are dead,
Danica.

534
00:43:27,021 --> 00:43:28,478
Danielle?

535
00:43:32,944 --> 00:43:35,937
I see.
Then I'll prepare the altar.

536
00:43:36,572 --> 00:43:37,983
We'll do it.

537
00:43:38,032 --> 00:43:40,194
This rookie needs a clean slate.

538
00:43:40,243 --> 00:43:42,485
Oh. Here.

539
00:43:42,537 --> 00:43:44,904
The tramp dropped this.
She got a call.

540
00:43:44,956 --> 00:43:47,164
Wasn't dropping
a veil of shadows

541
00:43:47,208 --> 00:43:49,450
over our activities <i>your</i> job?

542
00:43:49,502 --> 00:43:54,964
Make the witness disappear
if you think you can handle it.

543
00:43:56,008 --> 00:43:57,795
Mind the carpet.

544
00:44:06,352 --> 00:44:12,895
Home-schooled, black Amex,
new Saab... all when I was 15.

545
00:44:12,942 --> 00:44:14,524
I was the shit.

546
00:44:14,569 --> 00:44:16,982
And then tonight, they summon
Baphomet's big hairy ass

547
00:44:17,029 --> 00:44:18,440
and let him do
all this sick shit

548
00:44:18,489 --> 00:44:20,259
and he makes them super rulers
of the universe.

549
00:44:20,283 --> 00:44:21,865
And you?

550
00:44:21,909 --> 00:44:23,989
Apparently, Baphomet only
travels through virgin vag.

551
00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:25,952
Doesn't end well for the virgin.

552
00:44:29,458 --> 00:44:30,699
Wait.
You're a virgin?

553
00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:34,203
President of
the Promise Keepers.

554
00:44:34,255 --> 00:44:36,372
As soon as I found out
why they wanted my cherry,

555
00:44:36,424 --> 00:44:37,915
I didn't even want to.

556
00:44:37,967 --> 00:44:40,380
Found the first guy I could
and boned down.

557
00:44:40,428 --> 00:44:42,715
We should stop drinking.

558
00:44:42,763 --> 00:44:46,302
You really want to face
this shit sober?

559
00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:48,182
I've seen three people die
tonight

560
00:44:48,227 --> 00:44:51,516
and was just attacked
by some really expensive sheets.

561
00:44:51,564 --> 00:44:55,183
So I don't really know
what to think right now.

562
00:44:55,234 --> 00:44:58,022
Welcome to the world
behind the world.

563
00:45:16,839 --> 00:45:19,377
As above, so below.

564
00:45:32,688 --> 00:45:35,101
- Hi, is this Sam's friend?
- This is Duncan.

565
00:45:35,149 --> 00:45:37,607
Oh, this is Duncan.

566
00:45:37,652 --> 00:45:39,860
Oh, she would not stop talking
about you.

567
00:45:39,904 --> 00:45:41,065
That doesn't surprise me.

568
00:45:41,113 --> 00:45:42,524
Well, I met Sam on Tinder,

569
00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:44,690
but she turned out to be
a real disappointment.

570
00:45:44,742 --> 00:45:48,235
All she did was cry and talk
about you, so I threw her out.

571
00:45:48,287 --> 00:45:49,903
Then I saw she left her phone,

572
00:45:49,956 --> 00:45:52,915
and, well, I thought I'd go
straight to the source.

573
00:45:52,959 --> 00:45:55,201
I'm a bit of a size queen,
to be honest with you.

574
00:45:55,253 --> 00:45:56,960
You are?
Well, it's uncut.

575
00:45:57,004 --> 00:46:00,873
Oh.
That's very impressive.

576
00:46:00,925 --> 00:46:06,045
Well, I have an eight ball of
cocaine and feel empty inside.

577
00:46:06,097 --> 00:46:08,214
Why don't you come over
and fill me up?

578
00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:09,677
Need me
to stop and grab anything?

579
00:46:09,725 --> 00:46:11,182
Scented oils?

580
00:46:11,227 --> 00:46:15,141
The... The kind that warm...
warm things up?

581
00:46:15,189 --> 00:46:16,555
Trust me...

582
00:46:17,817 --> 00:46:20,059
I'm only interested
in your body.

583
00:47:00,693 --> 00:47:02,355
Death to the weak.

584
00:47:02,403 --> 00:47:04,269
Wealth to the strong.

585
00:47:05,740 --> 00:47:09,825
Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.

586
00:47:09,869 --> 00:47:13,158
Death to the weak.

587
00:47:29,764 --> 00:47:34,384
Um, I-I have to
tell you something.

588
00:47:34,435 --> 00:47:36,722
You have feelings for me?

589
00:47:36,771 --> 00:47:38,637
Have another drink.
They'll pass.

590
00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:40,146
No.

591
00:47:41,734 --> 00:47:43,145
I'm a virgin.

592
00:47:44,779 --> 00:47:45,779
What?

593
00:47:47,281 --> 00:47:48,817
How the fuck
is that possible?

594
00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:50,983
I had a boyfriend,
but he just couldn't perform.

595
00:47:51,035 --> 00:47:52,901
- I mean, he's gone now, but...
- We're fucked.

596
00:47:52,953 --> 00:47:55,286
I mean, I-I don't... I don't
mind if we have to...

597
00:47:55,331 --> 00:47:56,788
Uh, yeah,
I-I see what you're doing.

598
00:47:56,832 --> 00:47:58,448
No, I know
what you're thinking,

599
00:47:58,501 --> 00:48:00,584
but even if I stuck
a fucking candle up your cooch,

600
00:48:00,628 --> 00:48:02,790
it's strictly dickly
when it comes to black magic.

601
00:48:02,838 --> 00:48:04,830
- I'm sorry.
- Your boyfriend's limp dick

602
00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:05,963
is gonna get us killed.

603
00:48:06,008 --> 00:48:07,008
As soon as... Hey.

604
00:48:08,803 --> 00:48:10,294
You're bleeding.

605
00:48:14,183 --> 00:48:15,594
Oh, no.

606
00:48:15,643 --> 00:48:17,509
- Oh, no, no.
- What?

607
00:48:19,355 --> 00:48:20,812
They have my hair.

608
00:48:20,856 --> 00:48:23,394
Wealth to the strong.

609
00:48:23,442 --> 00:48:25,650
Death to the weak.

610
00:48:25,694 --> 00:48:27,230
Wealth to the strong.

611
00:48:37,081 --> 00:48:39,789
Sam, hurry.

612
00:48:39,834 --> 00:48:41,666
We have to seal my skin.

613
00:48:41,710 --> 00:48:44,043
It's the only way.

614
00:48:44,088 --> 00:48:46,626
Write this.
Start on my feet.

615
00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:00,806
Fuck.

616
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:05,400
Okay.

617
00:49:07,903 --> 00:49:08,903
Fuck!

618
00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:10,608
Death to the weak.

619
00:49:10,656 --> 00:49:12,522
Wealth to the strong.

620
00:49:14,034 --> 00:49:15,616
I'm drawing it.

621
00:49:15,661 --> 00:49:18,074
Hang on, hang on, hang on.

622
00:49:18,122 --> 00:49:20,034
Wealth to the strong.

623
00:49:20,082 --> 00:49:21,573
Death to the weak.

624
00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:24,038
Wealth to the strong.

625
00:49:24,086 --> 00:49:26,123
- Hurry, hurry.
- I'm trying, I'm trying.

626
00:49:36,849 --> 00:49:39,262
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God. What is happening?

627
00:49:39,310 --> 00:49:41,222
Wealth to the strong.

628
00:49:59,538 --> 00:50:01,154
Keep going.

629
00:50:01,207 --> 00:50:03,950
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, I ca... I can't do this.

630
00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:05,537
I just...
I just want to go home.

631
00:50:05,586 --> 00:50:10,456
I was supposed to be
a gore streak on a mattress.

632
00:50:10,508 --> 00:50:12,795
And you beat them.

633
00:50:14,887 --> 00:50:15,887
Write.

634
00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:17,466
I can't, I can't.

635
00:50:17,515 --> 00:50:19,097
Tell me a story.

636
00:50:19,141 --> 00:50:21,303
Once upon a time, there was
a boy named Harry Potter.

637
00:50:21,352 --> 00:50:24,345
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- I don't know what to say!

638
00:50:26,607 --> 00:50:29,099
I never had a boyfriend.

639
00:50:29,151 --> 00:50:30,358
Tell me about yours.

640
00:50:31,737 --> 00:50:34,070
What, about Daniel?

641
00:50:34,114 --> 00:50:38,324
Um... Um, he could do the entire
"Road Warrior" movie,

642
00:50:38,369 --> 00:50:40,235
including sound effects,
from memory.

643
00:50:40,287 --> 00:50:43,997
Um, I met him
at my first day at AYAO.

644
00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:47,785
Uh, AYAO... the Adolescent
Young Adult Oncology Center.

645
00:50:47,836 --> 00:50:50,954
I had to stay there
for my chemo.

646
00:50:51,006 --> 00:50:52,588
I'll never love anyone else.

647
00:50:55,553 --> 00:50:57,465
Death to the weak.

648
00:50:57,513 --> 00:50:59,596
Wealth to the strong.

649
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,883
Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.

650
00:51:04,478 --> 00:51:06,811
We were in and out of AYAO
for two years,

651
00:51:06,855 --> 00:51:09,472
and he taught me a mantra
for when I get tense.

652
00:51:09,525 --> 00:51:11,562
Um, it's... it's silly
and it's goofy,

653
00:51:11,610 --> 00:51:13,146
but I just focus on
two fuzzy bunnies

654
00:51:13,195 --> 00:51:14,881
until they're the only thing
in the entire world,

655
00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:16,591
and it just
totally blocks out all the pain.

656
00:51:16,615 --> 00:51:17,615
Aah!

657
00:51:20,202 --> 00:51:21,238
Finish my back!

658
00:51:21,287 --> 00:51:23,199
- Finish my back!
- Um! Um...

659
00:51:23,247 --> 00:51:25,204
I had Hodgkin's lymphoma,
and he had leukemia.

660
00:51:25,249 --> 00:51:26,911
Don't stop!

661
00:51:26,959 --> 00:51:29,076
I had to stay at the hospital
for my chemo infusions,

662
00:51:29,128 --> 00:51:31,120
so after each one
he'd roll his chair to my door

663
00:51:31,171 --> 00:51:33,254
and do the "Road Warrior"
to make me laugh.

664
00:51:33,299 --> 00:51:34,540
He told me that Australia

665
00:51:34,592 --> 00:51:35,652
was the greatest country
in the world.

666
00:51:35,676 --> 00:51:37,087
Um, I wrote him songs

667
00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:41,213
and the first time we kissed

668
00:51:41,265 --> 00:51:43,723
was after I sang to him
about the rainbow lorikeets.

669
00:51:47,271 --> 00:51:49,263
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- Don't... Don't stop.

670
00:51:49,315 --> 00:51:51,181
- Don't stop.
- Oh, my God, oh, my God.

671
00:51:53,736 --> 00:51:56,228
<i>Wealth to the strong.</i>

672
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:57,816
<i>Death to the weak.</i>

673
00:51:57,865 --> 00:52:00,232
<i>Wealth to the strong.</i>

674
00:52:12,504 --> 00:52:14,024
We were gonna celebrate
our first cancerversary

675
00:52:14,048 --> 00:52:15,664
by going to Australia together.

676
00:52:15,716 --> 00:52:19,505
But, um, after I went
into remission, Daniel didn't.

677
00:52:19,553 --> 00:52:22,546
Two weeks after they told me
I was cancer-free,

678
00:52:22,598 --> 00:52:24,840
he went back into AYAO.

679
00:52:24,892 --> 00:52:29,683
I wanted to visit him,
but I couldn't.

680
00:52:29,730 --> 00:52:31,847
I mean, no one blamed me.
Everyone understood.

681
00:52:31,899 --> 00:52:35,518
But the fact is he never gave up
on me, and I gave up on him.

682
00:52:35,569 --> 00:52:37,276
I ran away.

683
00:52:37,321 --> 00:52:38,321
Judi?

684
00:52:39,281 --> 00:52:40,897
Don't stop.

685
00:52:40,949 --> 00:52:44,989
<i>Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.</i>

686
00:52:48,957 --> 00:52:51,040
No! Come on!

687
00:52:51,085 --> 00:52:53,577
Come on, come on, come on.

688
00:52:53,629 --> 00:52:55,211
<i>Death to the weak.</i>

689
00:52:55,255 --> 00:52:57,497
- Come on, come on.
<i>- Wealth to the strong.</i>

690
00:53:00,052 --> 00:53:02,795
Come on.

691
00:53:19,196 --> 00:53:21,062
That Viking whore!

692
00:53:21,115 --> 00:53:23,778
She taught her daughter
the book.

693
00:53:23,826 --> 00:53:24,987
Fuck!

694
00:53:29,873 --> 00:53:32,365
The party has arrived,
motherfuckers.

695
00:53:32,418 --> 00:53:34,159
Enter freely.

696
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:49,303
You got lady balls.

697
00:53:49,351 --> 00:53:52,640
People like you normally look
at someone like me and think,

698
00:53:52,688 --> 00:53:55,977
"This guy is living
in a frequency.

699
00:53:56,024 --> 00:53:57,606
I can't handle."

700
00:53:57,651 --> 00:54:03,818
Grade-A melting-snowflake,
skin-shivering cocaine.

701
00:54:03,866 --> 00:54:08,531
Like an icy waterfall
inside your brain.

702
00:54:08,579 --> 00:54:10,286
Uh...

703
00:54:11,290 --> 00:54:12,326
Yeah.

704
00:54:12,374 --> 00:54:13,490
Oh!

705
00:54:15,335 --> 00:54:17,418
Uh, do you have a beer?

706
00:54:17,463 --> 00:54:20,672
IPA? Light beer is fine.
I just...

707
00:54:20,716 --> 00:54:22,628
I have to drive.

708
00:54:22,676 --> 00:54:23,712
Later.

709
00:54:23,761 --> 00:54:25,252
Quitter.

710
00:54:25,304 --> 00:54:27,170
Relax.
Snort.

711
00:54:27,222 --> 00:54:28,139
Okay.

712
00:54:33,896 --> 00:54:35,353
- Oh, more?
- Mm-hmm.

713
00:54:35,397 --> 00:54:37,184
Okay.

714
00:54:41,153 --> 00:54:42,860
- Now, tell me...
- Hmm?

715
00:54:42,905 --> 00:54:44,112
How do you feel?

716
00:54:44,156 --> 00:54:46,443
How do I feel?
Um...

717
00:54:47,367 --> 00:54:49,984
How do... How do I feel?
Uh...

718
00:54:52,206 --> 00:54:53,822
I feel amazing.

719
00:55:00,464 --> 00:55:01,705
Ow.

720
00:55:07,387 --> 00:55:09,879
Come back.
What are you doing?

721
00:55:13,977 --> 00:55:15,468
What's...

722
00:55:15,521 --> 00:55:16,932
What's wrong with my legs?

723
00:55:22,653 --> 00:55:25,066
What are you...
What are you...?

724
00:55:25,113 --> 00:55:26,479
What'd you do to my legs?

725
00:55:29,576 --> 00:55:31,488
What'd you do to me?

726
00:55:39,586 --> 00:55:41,828
Uh-huh.

727
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,041
Yep.

728
00:55:43,090 --> 00:55:45,332
There we go.
Uh-huh.

729
00:55:45,384 --> 00:55:48,502
You're going to help me
find my daughter.

730
00:55:51,765 --> 00:55:54,633
Mm-hmm.
Where are the girls, huh?

731
00:55:56,478 --> 00:55:58,970
G-Girls...

732
00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:04,351
You're going to tell me
exactly what I need to know.

733
00:56:04,403 --> 00:56:06,172
I can't... I can't hear you.

734
00:56:06,196 --> 00:56:07,812
What's that?

735
00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:10,824
Oh, now we're talking.

736
00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:11,868
All right.

737
00:56:11,910 --> 00:56:14,903
Where are they?

738
00:56:14,955 --> 00:56:17,242
Where are these girls, huh?

739
00:56:21,128 --> 00:56:22,744
Okay.

740
00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:27,082
Fucking unbelievable, Mom.

741
00:56:27,134 --> 00:56:28,528
When they were focused
on killing me,

742
00:56:28,552 --> 00:56:30,152
you could've
gotten the fuck out of here.

743
00:56:30,178 --> 00:56:32,841
That's what <i>I</i> would've done.

744
00:56:32,890 --> 00:56:34,677
I don't
leave my friends behind anymore.

745
00:56:36,894 --> 00:56:38,556
Yeah, I guess
we are friends, huh?

746
00:56:44,610 --> 00:56:46,852
I-I mean, do you know any magic
that can protect us?

747
00:56:46,904 --> 00:56:49,942
I know they've got one
around here somewhere.

748
00:56:54,411 --> 00:56:55,993
Gotcha.

749
00:56:56,038 --> 00:56:58,280
That's not gonna stop them.
They're stronger than us.

750
00:56:59,583 --> 00:57:01,370
- So, what happened?
- What?

751
00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:03,375
Your story.

752
00:57:03,420 --> 00:57:05,207
You holed up in your house.
Then what?

753
00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:06,255
Now?

754
00:57:07,382 --> 00:57:11,046
Um, now I'm trying.

755
00:57:11,094 --> 00:57:14,007
You know, I-I've been busking,
and I went and got a job,

756
00:57:14,056 --> 00:57:17,720
and tonight
was my first night.

757
00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:21,603
This was supposed to be my big
day to turn everything around.

758
00:57:28,528 --> 00:57:32,863
You're right, Sam.
They are stronger than us.

759
00:57:32,908 --> 00:57:35,901
They're ruthless, selfish,

760
00:57:35,953 --> 00:57:39,162
and they'll slit each other's
throats to kiss satanic ass.

761
00:57:39,206 --> 00:57:40,822
But you know what we are?

762
00:57:40,874 --> 00:57:42,456
What?

763
00:57:42,501 --> 00:57:45,414
You're a blue-collar badass
that just won't quit,

764
00:57:45,462 --> 00:57:48,296
and I'm a spoiled brat
with a gun.

765
00:57:48,340 --> 00:57:50,047
They don't stand a chance.

766
00:58:15,575 --> 00:58:16,986
I can't believe it.

767
00:58:17,035 --> 00:58:19,118
Huh!

768
00:58:20,497 --> 00:58:24,116
Now, this is what's known
as situational irony.

769
00:58:28,797 --> 00:58:31,460
Oh. Spell didn't work?
Well...

770
00:58:31,508 --> 00:58:33,295
You taught your daughter
the book!

771
00:58:33,343 --> 00:58:34,709
She knows how to skin seal.

772
00:58:34,761 --> 00:58:36,468
You were
never gonna give her up!

773
00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:37,549
I found them.

774
00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:38,804
- They're at...
- Wait!

775
00:58:48,567 --> 00:58:50,024
Damn it, Kim.

776
00:58:50,068 --> 00:58:52,560
- What?
- Yeah, we talked about this.

777
00:58:56,241 --> 00:58:57,241
You know what to do?

778
00:58:57,284 --> 00:58:59,071
Yes.

779
00:58:59,119 --> 00:59:00,451
You scared?

780
00:59:02,873 --> 00:59:04,034
Me too.

781
00:59:24,853 --> 00:59:26,139
Can you read those, honey?

782
00:59:26,188 --> 00:59:27,520
No.

783
00:59:27,564 --> 00:59:30,978
No, I can't, Gary, okay?

784
00:59:31,026 --> 00:59:32,562
I can't read his guts.

785
00:59:34,029 --> 00:59:35,611
That was Danica's department.

786
00:59:35,655 --> 00:59:36,816
We only have two hours.

787
00:59:36,865 --> 00:59:40,734
I know that, Gary!

788
00:59:40,786 --> 00:59:42,743
I can tell time.

789
00:59:42,788 --> 00:59:45,155
The worst part...
the worst part, Gary...

790
00:59:45,207 --> 00:59:46,207
I saw this coming.

791
00:59:46,249 --> 00:59:47,490
I saw this years ago.

792
00:59:47,542 --> 00:59:50,455
Answer your fucking phone!

793
00:59:53,215 --> 00:59:54,422
Airplane mode?

794
00:59:54,466 --> 00:59:57,334
What the shit?

795
00:59:57,385 --> 00:59:58,466
Oh.

796
00:59:59,930 --> 01:00:01,512
God!

797
01:00:07,062 --> 01:00:08,269
Hello?

798
01:00:08,313 --> 01:00:09,599
<i>Gypsy.</i>

799
01:00:11,358 --> 01:00:12,358
Judi.

800
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:13,686
You want to lead the coven?

801
01:00:13,735 --> 01:00:16,398
Why would you help me?

802
01:00:16,446 --> 01:00:18,153
Because my whore mother
tried to kill me.

803
01:00:18,198 --> 01:00:20,315
No, no, no.
Not good enough.

804
01:00:20,367 --> 01:00:22,074
<i>You have my hair,</i>

805
01:00:22,119 --> 01:00:24,907
and I don't want to spend
the rest of my life on the run.

806
01:00:24,955 --> 01:00:27,368
I want back in.

807
01:00:27,415 --> 01:00:28,701
I have the virgin.

808
01:00:28,750 --> 01:00:31,834
Where are you?

809
01:00:31,878 --> 01:00:33,744
Check your caller I.D.

810
01:00:41,471 --> 01:00:42,712
You little bitch!

811
01:00:42,764 --> 01:00:44,426
Okay.

812
01:00:44,474 --> 01:00:46,181
The virgin is at my house.

813
01:00:46,226 --> 01:00:49,060
We have two hours, people.

814
01:00:49,104 --> 01:00:52,643
Does anyone here
contest my right to lead?

815
01:00:53,859 --> 01:00:57,102
Let's show some hustle,
people!

816
01:00:57,154 --> 01:00:58,611
Let's go!

817
01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:50,598
Where is she?
I know she's in here.

818
01:02:50,642 --> 01:02:52,975
Where is she?
It's happening, Gary.

819
01:02:54,813 --> 01:02:56,415
This is the moment.
This is happening, Gary.

820
01:02:56,439 --> 01:02:57,646
Okay.

821
01:02:57,691 --> 01:02:58,525
No, no, wait!

822
01:03:04,364 --> 01:03:06,196
Damn it, Kyle.

823
01:03:06,241 --> 01:03:09,359
Baphomet,

824
01:03:09,411 --> 01:03:11,619
king of the witches,

825
01:03:11,663 --> 01:03:14,747
lord of the Knights of Templar,

826
01:03:14,791 --> 01:03:18,535
triple-face fuck monster
of remorseless intent

827
01:03:18,586 --> 01:03:22,500
and illuminator
of poisonous knowledge,

828
01:03:22,549 --> 01:03:26,213
give me strength
in my hour of need.

829
01:03:26,261 --> 01:03:28,218
<i>Help me find them, Baphomet.</i>

830
01:03:28,263 --> 01:03:29,845
<i>This one thing I ask.</i>

831
01:03:40,191 --> 01:03:42,308
Judi?

832
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:43,360
Judi?!

833
01:03:50,577 --> 01:03:52,990
Judi?
Judi!

834
01:03:53,038 --> 01:03:55,038
<i>Judi!
Judi! Judi! Judi! Judi!</i>

835
01:04:12,807 --> 01:04:14,014
Judi!

836
01:04:21,608 --> 01:04:24,146
- You okay?
- Uh-huh.

837
01:04:24,194 --> 01:04:27,278
We're in the Vale of Shadows.
It's all fucked up.

838
01:04:27,322 --> 01:04:28,688
We got to go.

839
01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:42,622
I knew no daughter of mine

840
01:04:42,670 --> 01:04:45,504
would give Gypsy Neumieir
the time of day.

841
01:04:45,548 --> 01:04:47,164
Well done, sweetie.

842
01:04:50,053 --> 01:04:51,669
Fuck you.

843
01:04:51,721 --> 01:04:54,304
That's no way
to talk to your mother.

844
01:04:54,349 --> 01:04:57,012
It's time to go home.

845
01:04:57,060 --> 01:04:58,141
Bring your friend.

846
01:04:59,396 --> 01:05:00,807
You tried to kill me!

847
01:05:00,855 --> 01:05:02,642
- Details.
- Run, Sam.

848
01:05:02,690 --> 01:05:04,647
Oh, Samantha,
I'm afraid Judi

849
01:05:04,692 --> 01:05:05,961
may have
given you the impression

850
01:05:05,985 --> 01:05:07,647
that there's some escape.

851
01:05:07,695 --> 01:05:09,687
No, my millennial moppet.

852
01:05:09,739 --> 01:05:12,482
- We're inevitable.
- Shut up, Mom.

853
01:05:12,534 --> 01:05:15,026
Judi, don't make this personal.
I'm not happy about it either.

854
01:05:15,078 --> 01:05:17,195
You think I like running around
in silly robes

855
01:05:17,247 --> 01:05:18,988
murdering my children?

856
01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:22,875
But you got to either get in the
game or sit on the sidelines.

857
01:05:22,919 --> 01:05:24,581
You don't have to do this.

858
01:05:24,629 --> 01:05:26,837
There's no other way.

859
01:05:26,881 --> 01:05:30,340
Do you think killing me
is gonna change the world?

860
01:05:30,385 --> 01:05:33,128
You pull that trigger and the
sun will still come up tomorrow,

861
01:05:33,179 --> 01:05:34,761
only you'll be just like her.

862
01:05:34,806 --> 01:05:38,425
Oh! Maybe she'll get you a job
at her pizza parlor.

863
01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:41,931
Go.

864
01:05:41,980 --> 01:05:44,142
Wouldn't you rather spend
a few years on your feet

865
01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:46,523
than a lifetime
on your knees?

866
01:05:46,568 --> 01:05:49,857
What life did you leave me?!

867
01:05:49,904 --> 01:05:52,112
You die, then me.

868
01:05:52,157 --> 01:05:54,695
We don't get to choose
the world, sweetheart.

869
01:05:54,742 --> 01:05:56,950
- One...
- If you want anything good,

870
01:05:56,995 --> 01:05:58,782
- you have to take it.
- ...two...

871
01:05:58,830 --> 01:06:01,072
You're young,
so I'm trying to be patient.

872
01:06:01,124 --> 01:06:03,537
- ...three.
- Forget something?

873
01:06:24,689 --> 01:06:26,601
Are you kidnapping
my daughter?

874
01:06:26,649 --> 01:06:28,390
She'll thank me later.
Come on.

875
01:06:28,443 --> 01:06:31,436
What do you have to offer her
but plastic shower curtains

876
01:06:31,488 --> 01:06:34,071
and Walmart sweatpants?

877
01:06:34,115 --> 01:06:36,823
All I see are a bunch
of Martha Stewart wannabes

878
01:06:36,868 --> 01:06:39,656
who drink white wine
and smoke medical marijuana

879
01:06:39,704 --> 01:06:41,320
and listen to '80s playlists.

880
01:06:41,372 --> 01:06:43,204
We run the world.

881
01:06:43,249 --> 01:06:44,740
You're assholes.

882
01:06:44,792 --> 01:06:47,034
That little membrane
between your legs

883
01:06:47,086 --> 01:06:50,545
is the only thing that gives
your sad little life any value.

884
01:06:50,590 --> 01:06:52,206
I'm not letting you touch us.

885
01:06:52,258 --> 01:06:54,796
I hate to admit it, but you're
starting to annoy me.

886
01:07:14,113 --> 01:07:15,775
Sam?

887
01:07:17,784 --> 01:07:18,991
Sam.

888
01:07:24,874 --> 01:07:27,617
Sam?
Sam.

889
01:07:30,547 --> 01:07:32,038
You were right.

890
01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:36,167
I really...
I really screwed up.

891
01:08:06,374 --> 01:08:10,334
No gaps. We don't want
any uninvited guests.

892
01:08:18,469 --> 01:08:19,469
Danielle.

893
01:08:23,808 --> 01:08:25,140
The past is the past.

894
01:08:25,184 --> 01:08:28,598
What matters now
is the great working.

895
01:08:33,776 --> 01:08:34,892
This is yours.

896
01:08:34,944 --> 01:08:35,944
Danica...

897
01:08:35,945 --> 01:08:36,945
I washed it.

898
01:08:36,988 --> 01:08:39,150
Uh...

899
01:08:39,198 --> 01:08:41,360
I only wanted what was best
for the group.

900
01:08:41,409 --> 01:08:45,244
Gypsy just wanted
what was best for Gypsy.

901
01:08:45,288 --> 01:08:46,904
Have the balls to own it.

902
01:08:46,956 --> 01:08:49,824
But it's okay.
I understand.

903
01:08:49,876 --> 01:08:53,040
I understand what it's like
to be under so much pressure.

904
01:08:53,087 --> 01:08:54,453
Yeah.

905
01:08:54,505 --> 01:08:56,462
Almost like you're at the bottom
of the sea.

906
01:08:56,507 --> 01:09:01,252
All that water
pressing you down, crushing you,

907
01:09:01,304 --> 01:09:03,091
filling your lungs.

908
01:09:04,641 --> 01:09:08,635
And you can't breathe
and you can't move

909
01:09:08,686 --> 01:09:11,099
and you can't speak,

910
01:09:11,147 --> 01:09:14,515
and you panic and you struggle,

911
01:09:14,567 --> 01:09:15,774
but it's no use.

912
01:09:18,863 --> 01:09:23,324
Drowning is the worst feeling
in the world.

913
01:09:42,345 --> 01:09:45,179
Danica?
We're sorry what happened.

914
01:09:45,223 --> 01:09:47,510
You thought you were
backing a winner.

915
01:09:47,558 --> 01:09:49,049
I understand.

916
01:09:49,102 --> 01:09:51,469
Uh, Kim's sorry in particular

917
01:09:51,521 --> 01:09:54,730
for, you know, uh, putting a...
a spike through your skull.

918
01:09:58,403 --> 01:10:01,066
I'll squat in the dirt
and piss on your grave

919
01:10:01,114 --> 01:10:02,400
before I forgive you.

920
01:10:02,448 --> 01:10:05,782
You picked your side.
Now live with it.

921
01:10:06,911 --> 01:10:08,243
Oh!

922
01:10:16,838 --> 01:10:17,999
Mom.

923
01:10:18,047 --> 01:10:20,164
Please let me go.
I'm sorry.

924
01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:22,754
- No, don't beg her.
- I'll do whatever you want.

925
01:10:22,802 --> 01:10:23,802
I'm getting us home.

926
01:10:23,845 --> 01:10:25,256
In five minutes,

927
01:10:25,304 --> 01:10:26,886
you are going to have

928
01:10:26,931 --> 01:10:28,797
your very first
sexual encounter,

929
01:10:28,850 --> 01:10:30,716
lose your virginity,
and give birth

930
01:10:30,768 --> 01:10:34,307
all at the same time,
courtesy of the great Baphomet.

931
01:10:34,355 --> 01:10:36,096
Fear is appropriate.

932
01:10:36,149 --> 01:10:37,765
Don't listen.

933
01:10:37,817 --> 01:10:40,480
She's just a sad old lady
with fake lips and a bony ass.

934
01:10:42,488 --> 01:10:44,480
If I wasn't
in such a good mood,

935
01:10:44,532 --> 01:10:46,239
I'd cut out your tongue
for that.

936
01:10:48,703 --> 01:10:53,198
This is where our lord
will be born tonight.

937
01:10:55,042 --> 01:10:58,206
It's going to hurt.
I guarantee it.

938
01:10:58,254 --> 01:11:00,291
Mom...

939
01:11:00,339 --> 01:11:02,706
I'll do whatever you want.
Please.

940
01:11:02,759 --> 01:11:05,467
Children, b-babies.
I-I'll bring you babies.

941
01:11:05,511 --> 01:11:07,173
- I'll... I'll be your breeder.
- Shh.

942
01:11:07,221 --> 01:11:11,386
I gave you the greatest honor,
and you spat in my face.

943
01:11:11,434 --> 01:11:14,723
Your generation
doesn't understand sacrifice.

944
01:11:16,439 --> 01:11:18,681
What's going to happen next

945
01:11:18,733 --> 01:11:21,851
barely begins to express
my disappointment.

946
01:11:28,826 --> 01:11:32,194
Are you ready to break the
chains of conventional morality

947
01:11:32,246 --> 01:11:35,080
- that stifle our ambitions?
- Yes!

948
01:11:35,124 --> 01:11:37,867
Are you ready to make
an investment in your future?

949
01:11:37,919 --> 01:11:39,376
Yes!

950
01:11:39,420 --> 01:11:42,208
And whose power unlocks
our true potential?

951
01:11:42,256 --> 01:11:43,497
Hail Satan!

952
01:11:43,549 --> 01:11:45,131
- Who?
- Hail Satan!

953
01:11:45,176 --> 01:11:46,792
I can't hear you.

954
01:11:46,844 --> 01:11:50,087
Hail Satan! Hail Satan!
Hail Satan!

955
01:11:50,139 --> 01:11:52,131
And who do we welcome here
tonight?

956
01:11:52,183 --> 01:11:54,596
Who is his emissary
that we summon?

957
01:11:54,644 --> 01:11:57,011
Hail Baphomet,
lord of achievement!

958
01:11:57,063 --> 01:11:59,601
Hail Baphomet,
master of slaves!

959
01:11:59,649 --> 01:12:02,107
Hail Baphomet,
god of success!

960
01:12:02,151 --> 01:12:04,564
Hail Baphomet,
bringer of wealth!

961
01:12:04,612 --> 01:12:07,355
Hail fourfold,
bringer of joy!

962
01:12:07,406 --> 01:12:10,695
Tonight, we set aside the ways
of the old world...

963
01:12:10,743 --> 01:12:13,326
love, empathy, and compassion.

964
01:12:13,371 --> 01:12:15,328
Those are the old tools.

965
01:12:15,373 --> 01:12:18,411
Join me in the invocation.

966
01:12:36,561 --> 01:12:40,020
We invoke thee, Baphomet,
light bringer.

967
01:12:40,064 --> 01:12:42,602
I am, I think, I will!

968
01:12:42,650 --> 01:12:45,358
I am the sanction,
I am the warrant.

969
01:12:47,989 --> 01:12:51,608
Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.

970
01:12:51,659 --> 01:12:54,197
Death to the weak!
Wealth to the strong!

971
01:12:54,245 --> 01:12:57,534
Please, please, help me!

972
01:12:57,582 --> 01:13:00,996
Wealth to the strong.
I am, I think, I will!

973
01:13:10,511 --> 01:13:13,629
Death to the weak.
I am, I think, I will!

974
01:13:16,309 --> 01:13:18,551
- I am, I think, I will!
- Help me, please!

975
01:13:18,603 --> 01:13:21,596
Please, help!

976
01:13:25,192 --> 01:13:27,605
Help, please!

977
01:13:29,739 --> 01:13:33,483
The holy one comes.
Hail Satan.

978
01:13:33,534 --> 01:13:35,025
Please.

979
01:13:35,077 --> 01:13:36,989
Hail Baphomet.

980
01:13:37,038 --> 01:13:40,202
Hail Satan.

981
01:13:47,715 --> 01:13:51,925
No, help, help!
No!

982
01:13:56,974 --> 01:14:00,183
No, no, no, no, no!
No! No, no, no!

983
01:14:00,227 --> 01:14:02,219
Help me, please!

984
01:14:03,731 --> 01:14:06,769
Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.

985
01:14:11,822 --> 01:14:13,313
Help!

986
01:14:13,366 --> 01:14:15,608
Ohhh!
Oh!

987
01:14:17,495 --> 01:14:19,953
Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.

988
01:14:23,084 --> 01:14:24,541
Ohh!

989
01:14:24,585 --> 01:14:28,078
You fucking bug-eyed,
fun-sized asshole!

990
01:14:28,130 --> 01:14:32,090
You turtleneck-wearing,
egghead cheap fuck!

991
01:14:32,134 --> 01:14:36,720
All you had to do was tip,
you cheap bastard!

992
01:14:36,764 --> 01:14:40,553
My God, who puts corn on pizza,
you disgusting fuck?!

993
01:14:40,601 --> 01:14:43,719
You no-tipping, cheap-ass,

994
01:14:43,771 --> 01:14:48,106
Baby Gap-shopping
turd on ice!

995
01:14:48,150 --> 01:14:49,766
Fuck!

996
01:14:49,819 --> 01:14:51,856
Protect its womb!

997
01:14:51,904 --> 01:14:53,645
Get back!

998
01:14:53,698 --> 01:14:55,234
Don't hurt it.

999
01:14:55,282 --> 01:14:57,239
I will stab him right through
the fucking skull.

1000
01:14:57,284 --> 01:14:59,150
You're making a huge mistake.

1001
01:14:59,203 --> 01:15:01,411
Get her chains off now.

1002
01:15:01,455 --> 01:15:02,866
Samantha.

1003
01:15:02,915 --> 01:15:05,578
Get her chains off now!

1004
01:15:05,626 --> 01:15:07,663
This is all your fault.

1005
01:15:10,881 --> 01:15:12,292
No!

1006
01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:13,752
Judi, no!

1007
01:15:15,636 --> 01:15:17,798
Prepare her vile gate
for his birth.

1008
01:15:17,847 --> 01:15:21,466
No!
No! No! Fuck!

1009
01:15:21,517 --> 01:15:24,510
No!

1010
01:15:24,562 --> 01:15:26,599
Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.

1011
01:15:26,647 --> 01:15:29,139
I am, I think, I will.

1012
01:15:29,191 --> 01:15:32,309
Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.

1013
01:15:39,910 --> 01:15:42,118
Come, Baphomet!

1014
01:15:42,163 --> 01:15:44,371
Come to us,
your worthy servants,

1015
01:15:44,415 --> 01:15:48,079
and place us above all others
by virtue of our excellence.

1016
01:16:09,190 --> 01:16:10,190
<i>Sam!</i>

1017
01:17:15,005 --> 01:17:16,667
Whee!

1018
01:17:16,715 --> 01:17:18,547
Sammy!

1019
01:17:22,513 --> 01:17:23,594
You shouldn't be here.

1020
01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:25,050
Isn't this funny?

1021
01:17:25,099 --> 01:17:26,931
Who are you?

1022
01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:30,219
My name's Samaziel.
I'm from hell.

1023
01:17:37,069 --> 01:17:39,061
Someone made an oopsie.

1024
01:17:40,990 --> 01:17:42,606
Wait, did you make
everyone disappear?

1025
01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:46,743
There are 11 princes in hell,
and I'm way up here.

1026
01:17:46,787 --> 01:17:50,576
And that stinky Baphomet
is way down there,

1027
01:17:50,624 --> 01:17:53,207
and worshipping him first
is against the rules,

1028
01:17:53,252 --> 01:17:55,084
and breaking the rules
makes me poopy.

1029
01:17:55,129 --> 01:17:56,586
What did you do?

1030
01:17:56,630 --> 01:17:59,794
Silly billies.
They think they're so strong.

1031
01:17:59,842 --> 01:18:02,425
There's always someone stronger.

1032
01:18:02,469 --> 01:18:04,335
I'll show them.

1033
01:18:04,388 --> 01:18:05,879
Spin me!

1034
01:18:05,931 --> 01:18:07,593
♪ There's always someone
stronger ♪

1035
01:18:07,641 --> 01:18:09,633
♪ There's always someone
meaner ♪

1036
01:18:13,272 --> 01:18:16,515
I'm the biggest meanie
of them all.

1037
01:18:16,567 --> 01:18:18,308
Bunnies!

1038
01:18:30,664 --> 01:18:32,621
So, what happens now?

1039
01:18:32,666 --> 01:18:35,704
Mr. Bunny's gonna teach them
a lesson.

1040
01:18:35,753 --> 01:18:37,870
Uh, and what about me?

1041
01:18:37,922 --> 01:18:40,164
You're going to have to
ask Mr. Bunny.

1042
01:18:43,510 --> 01:18:47,174
Uh, what about me, Mr. Bunny?

1043
01:18:49,016 --> 01:18:51,133
Mr. Bunny says
you helped me tonight.

1044
01:18:51,185 --> 01:18:53,017
So we'll kill you fast.

1045
01:18:53,062 --> 01:18:55,349
Uh, look, can't Mr. Bunny
just let me go home?

1046
01:18:55,397 --> 01:18:57,104
Mr. Bunny's a meanie.

1047
01:18:57,149 --> 01:18:58,481
Code of the Sams.

1048
01:18:58,525 --> 01:19:00,141
What?

1049
01:19:00,194 --> 01:19:02,277
Y-You said that breaking
the rules makes you poopy.

1050
01:19:02,321 --> 01:19:04,404
What about code of the Sams?

1051
01:19:04,448 --> 01:19:06,861
Samaziel.

1052
01:19:06,909 --> 01:19:08,525
Sam.

1053
01:19:08,577 --> 01:19:11,069
I mean, you have to help me.
It's... It's the rule.

1054
01:19:11,121 --> 01:19:12,828
You made that up.

1055
01:19:12,873 --> 01:19:14,409
Are you sure?

1056
01:19:14,458 --> 01:19:16,871
'Cause there's like
seven million Sams in the world,

1057
01:19:16,919 --> 01:19:18,396
and you're the first one
I've ever met

1058
01:19:18,420 --> 01:19:20,753
that's never heard of
the code of the Sams.

1059
01:19:20,798 --> 01:19:22,915
It's Sams helping Sams.

1060
01:19:22,967 --> 01:19:24,378
It's our jam.

1061
01:19:24,426 --> 01:19:26,167
You're a liar.

1062
01:19:26,220 --> 01:19:29,008
Look, you have all these
other people to play with.

1063
01:19:29,056 --> 01:19:31,264
Wouldn't you rather be safe
than sorry?

1064
01:19:34,103 --> 01:19:35,514
Sam...

1065
01:19:35,562 --> 01:19:36,396
What?

1066
01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:44,902
Run.

1067
01:19:44,947 --> 01:19:49,112
♪ I don't need your help
or your hatred ♪

1068
01:19:49,159 --> 01:19:52,527
♪ You stay the fuck
away from me ♪

1069
01:19:57,084 --> 01:20:02,170
♪ Hear the scratch of the rats
in the walls ♪

1070
01:20:02,214 --> 01:20:04,797
I am, I think, I will!

1071
01:20:04,842 --> 01:20:07,175
Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.

1072
01:20:07,219 --> 01:20:09,711
I am, I think, I will.

1073
01:20:21,483 --> 01:20:23,566
♪ Led me here ♪

1074
01:20:23,610 --> 01:20:25,567
♪ Said, "Hold my hand" ♪

1075
01:20:25,612 --> 01:20:29,322
♪ A young nymph defiled then ♪

1076
01:20:29,366 --> 01:20:32,950
♪ My body fights itself inside ♪

1077
01:20:32,995 --> 01:20:34,861
♪ I feel it bow ♪

1078
01:20:34,913 --> 01:20:39,624
♪ This mortal hold ♪

1079
01:20:51,013 --> 01:20:53,005
Come on!
Please, please, please, please.

1080
01:20:53,057 --> 01:20:55,390
Please start, please start.
Please, please.

1081
01:20:55,434 --> 01:20:58,017
Come on, come on!

1082
01:20:59,646 --> 01:21:01,387
Oh, thank you.

1083
01:21:01,440 --> 01:21:02,931
♪ You carrier ♪

1084
01:21:02,983 --> 01:21:05,066
♪ You repulse me ♪

1085
01:21:05,110 --> 01:21:08,899
♪ Heard the sound of her knees
scrape against the street ♪

1086
01:21:08,947 --> 01:21:10,734
♪ You, the dirty one ♪

1087
01:21:10,783 --> 01:21:12,775
♪ What you took from me ♪

1088
01:21:12,826 --> 01:21:16,945
♪ There was nothing left
but hypocrisy ♪

1089
01:21:16,997 --> 01:21:20,832
♪ Holy odium, blotted memory ♪

1090
01:21:20,876 --> 01:21:24,836
♪ But my regret
will never consume me ♪

1091
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:26,917
♪ The ocean's licking tongue ♪

1092
01:21:26,965 --> 01:21:28,831
♪ A letting of the blood ♪

1093
01:21:28,884 --> 01:21:30,921
♪ A vile prophecy ♪

1094
01:21:30,969 --> 01:21:34,679
♪ Scrape it out of me ♪

1095
01:21:53,492 --> 01:21:55,950
Looks like
you had a fun night.

1096
01:21:55,994 --> 01:21:57,576
Where's my thermal bag?

1097
01:21:57,621 --> 01:21:59,863
You can't bring a rodent
in here.

1098
01:21:59,915 --> 01:22:04,250
She's not a rodent.
She's Judi Jr.

1099
01:22:04,294 --> 01:22:06,206
Where the hell
you think you're going?

1100
01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:08,587
Australia.

1101
01:22:23,397 --> 01:22:30,236
♪ There are more things
in heaven and earth ♪

1102
01:22:30,279 --> 01:22:36,901
♪ Than can be dreamt of ♪

1103
01:22:36,952 --> 01:22:42,038
♪ I wonder how far above ♪

1104
01:22:44,084 --> 01:22:49,580
♪ I wonder how far above ♪

1105
01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:19,534
♪ Wings don't always
mean you're good ♪

1106
01:23:19,578 --> 01:23:26,371
♪ And sometimes evil
is misunderstood ♪

1107
01:23:26,418 --> 01:23:33,257
♪ There is a fire burning
deep within my heart ♪

1108
01:23:33,300 --> 01:23:36,884
♪ I'll never let it hurt you ♪

1109
01:23:36,929 --> 01:23:39,637
♪ I'll never let it stop ♪

1110
01:24:08,585 --> 01:24:12,124
♪ Our souls coalesce ♪

1111
01:24:12,172 --> 01:24:15,540
♪ Our wasted flesh ♪

1112
01:24:15,592 --> 01:24:22,592
♪ Is all that's left
of mortal age ♪

1113
01:24:23,267 --> 01:24:26,635
♪ Disappear, disintegrate ♪

1114
01:24:26,687 --> 01:24:30,306
♪ The substance of which
we were made ♪

1115
01:24:30,357 --> 01:24:33,850
♪ And still forever one ♪

1116
01:24:33,902 --> 01:24:40,902
♪ We shall rem-a-a-a-ain ♪

1117
01:24:43,662 --> 01:24:49,329
♪ In death I'll love you more ♪

1118
01:24:49,376 --> 01:24:50,867
♪ I'll love you more ♪

1119
01:24:56,383 --> 01:25:03,383
♪ I'll love you
mo-o-o-o-o-re ♪