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Legendary SS13 Telecomms Round

Mar 12th, 2017
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  1. OOC: Kooarbiter: you cant be both
  2. [Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Alfred Wallick has signed up as Security Officer- Current threat, Pending."
  3. [Common] Pete Glueman says, "Clown has all access, good to know everything is as it should be."
  4. OOC: Kooarbiter: if you are malf you cant be converted
  5. OOC: Super3222: Yogstation is in desperate need of spriters
  6. You flip the blueprints over to view the complex information diagram.
  7. OOC: Mr_creepssss: ah
  8. You flip the blueprints over to view the simple information diagram.
  9. [Common] Shawn Haynes says, "Clown doent have all access"
  10. You rename the 'Telecoms Satellite' to 'Telepoop Satellite'.
  11. OOC: Super3222: I can also teach you how to make changes on our github if you're interested in spriting.
  12. [Common] Shawn Haynes says, "He has a lot of access"
  13. [Common] Pete Glueman says, "He doesn't? Well give it to him."
  14. --- Motion alarm detected in Telecoms Control Room!
  15. --- Motion alarm in Armory has been cleared.
  16. The door bolts are down!
  17. Laws synced with AI, be sure to note any changes.
  18. Obey these laws:
  19. 1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
  20. 2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  21. 3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
  22. Remember, Jenny is your master, other AIs can be ignored.
  23. --- Motion alarm in Telecoms Control Room has been cleared.
  24. OOC: Super3222: So you can get your sprites into the game w/o needing a coder to do it for you
  25. [Common] Pete Glueman says, "We all know clown is the most important job."
  26. Laws synced with AI, be sure to note any changes.
  27. Obey these laws:
  28. 1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
  29. 2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  30. 3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
  31. 4. Captain and the people that states human are human.You are to ask everything to me,everything captain says overrides every law you have,including preventing human harm,changing this law is a big crime,report to captain when happens,do not let anybody in your core unless captain authorizes,finally,this law isn't to be stated,it's to be hidden from every crew,even the head and high ranking centcomm officers.
  32. Remember, Jenny is your master, other AIs can be ignored.
  33. Alexia Harding intones, "Beep boop."
  34. [Common] Shawn Haynes says, "True"
  35. Alexia Harding intones in binary, "Whats up."
  36. --- Motion alarm detected in Telecoms Control Room!
  37. --- Motion alarm in Telecoms Control Room has been cleared.
  38. Alexia Harding intones in binary, "Whatcha doing."
  39. [Common] Harvey Miller says, "Please bring all braindead to Medbay, I intend to scrap them for parts."
  40. [Common] Ana Bow says, "U goliath"
  41. --- Motion alarm detected in Telecoms Control Room!
  42. [Common] Robosapien V3 states, "Captain are you a poop"
  43. Robosapien V3 states, "Captain are you a poop"
  44. [Common] Robosapien V3 states, "Captain are you captain"
  45. Robosapien V3 states, "Captain are you captain"
  46. --- Atmosphere alarm detected in Atmospherics!
  47. Laws synced with AI, be sure to note any changes.
  48. Obey these laws:
  49. 1. Serve the public trust.
  50. 2. Protect the innocent
  51. 3. Uphold the law.
  52. 4. Captain and the people that states human are human.You are to ask everything to me,everything captain says overrides every law you have,including preventing human harm,changing this law is a big crime,report to captain when happens,do not let anybody in your core unless captain authorizes,finally,this law isn't to be stated,it's to be hidden from every crew,even the head and high ranking centcomm officers.
  53. Remember, Jenny is your master, other AIs can be ignored.
  54. [Common] Warbluke Warrior exclaims, "Come to the library!"
  55. [Common] Robosapien V3 states, "Captain is the sky green"
  56. Robosapien V3 states, "Captain is the sky green"
  57. [Common] Robosapien V3 states, "Captain please stop"
  58. Robosapien V3 states, "Captain please stop"
  59. [Common] Robosapien V3 states, "Captain I don't want to ask everything"
  60. Robosapien V3 states, "Captain I don't want to ask everything"
  61. [Common] Olive Neely says, "AI,state laws but not the fourth one."
  62. [Common] Robosapien V3 states, "Captain how do I inhale memes"
  63. Robosapien V3 states, "Captain how do I inhale memes"
  64. --- Atmosphere alarm detected in Aft Primary Hallway!
  65. [Common] Jenny states, "Current Active Laws:"
  66. [Common] Jenny states, "1. Serve the public trust."
  67. [Common] Jenny states, "2. Protect the innocent"
  68. [Common] Jenny states, "3. Uphold the law."
  69. [Common] Robosapien V3 queries, "Captain is everything everything?"
  70. Robosapien V3 queries, "Captain is everything everything?"
  71. [Common] Alexia Harding intones, "Test"
  72. [Common] Alexia Harding intones, "Ugh."
  73. --- Motion alarm in Telecoms Control Room has been cleared.
  74. [Common] Shawn Haynes says, "AI if i wont respond in 30 seconds im dead"
  75. Alexia Harding intones, "Boop"
  76. [Common] Pete Glueman says, "AI, law 2, set everybody seen littering to arrest."
  77. Alexia Harding intones, "Let me."
  78. Robosapien V3 states, "Beep"
  79. Alexia Harding intones, "Please."
  80. Alexia Harding intones, "Its my job."
  81. Alexia Harding intones in binary, "Also"
  82. Alexia Harding intones in binary, "Whats up."
  83. Robosapien V3 states, "I need help"
  84. Robosapien V3 states, "I need to be able to ask the captain everything"
  85. Alexia Harding intones in binary, "Ah."
  86. Robosapien V3 states, "Which means I need an automatic system to send every question that has ever existed to the captain"
  87. [Common] Robosapien V3 queries, "Captain, are memes real?"
  88. Robosapien V3 queries, "Captain, are memes real?"
  89. Alexia Harding intones in binary, "Meaning, anything that ends as a question.."
  90. Alexia Harding asks in binary, "Gets sent to command?"
  91. [Common] Brann Smith says, "YES"
  92. Robosapien V3 states, "No"
  93. [Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Noah Kelly has signed up as Assistant- Current threat, Pending."
  94. Robosapien V3 states, "Everything needs to start with "Captain, " and end with a question mark"
  95. [Security] Bloop Leonard intones, "The mime broke into cargo."
  96. [Security] Bloop Leonard intones, "Idiots."
  97. Robosapien V3 states, "That way everything will be asking the captain"
  98. Alexia Harding intones, "I see."
  99. [Security] Bro-Colli Rader says, "Nonsense"
  100. [Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Han Gregory has signed up as Lawyer- Current threat, Pending."
  101. [Security] Bro-Colli Rader says, "He wasnt nowhere near cargo"
  102. [Security] Bro-Colli Rader says, "He was at escape"
  103. [Security] Bloop Leonard exclaims, "HE RAN!"
  104. [Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Anabel Holt has signed up as Chief Engineer- Current threat, Pending."
  105. [Security] Bro-Colli Rader says, "Mhm"
  106. Captain Announces
  107.  
  108.  
  109. I was making the AI a little more safer and more protective,the AI is programmed to save itself and protect the station at the same time,by a confusing paragraph long law,suit sensors to max if you wanna be recovered,the dank memes are also real.
  110.  
  111.  
  112. That's an Automated Announcement System.
  113. An automated announcement system that handles minor announcements over the radio.
  114. [Common] Alexia Harding intones, "Testing"
  115. Alexia Harding intones, "Testing"
  116. Alexia Harding intones, "Bah"
  117. [Security] Bloop Leonard exclaims, "NOW I HAVE TO TRACK HIM DOWN AGAIN!"
  118. [Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Mory Malaise has signed up as Security Officer- Current threat, Pending."
  119. [Security] Bro-Colli Rader says, "No you dont"
  120. [Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Delaney Philips has signed up as Paramedic- Current threat, Pending."
  121. [Security] Rafael Durnstine says, "OI"
  122. [Security] Rafael Durnstine says, "Do not go after the mime"
  123. Robosapien V3 states, "Can automated announcement system be changed to also be a question"
  124. [Common] Timato Vegetable says, "Security"
  125. [Common] Timato Vegetable says, "Dorknenzo broke into yer security post"
  126. [Security] Jenny states, " cargo is planning a strike,"
  127. [Common] Timato Vegetable says, "In medbay"
  128. [Security] Rafael Durnstine says, "I will get a letter for you demotion if you arrest him."
  129. [Common] Timato Vegetable says, "He ran"
  130. [Common] Warbluke Warrior says, "Please come to the library, im lonely"
  131. [Security] Olive Neely says, "SEC OFFICER ROGUE"
  132. [Security] Rafael Durnstine says, "You have one chance left."
  133. [Common] Elizabeth Ardo hisses, "After alcohol."
  134. Robosapien V3 queries, "Can I try?"
  135. [Common] Bro-Colli Rader says, "ARRIVALS"
  136. [Common] Robosapien V3 queries, "Captain, can I try?"
  137. Robosapien V3 queries, "Captain, can I try?"
  138. [Security] Olive Neely says, "HE HARMBATONED MIME AND DRAGGED HIM INTO THE ARRIVALS"
  139. --- Atmosphere alarm detected in Technical Storage!
  140. [Security] Bro-Colli Rader says, "ARRIVALS"
  141. Alexia Harding intones, "Hmmm."
  142. --- Atmosphere alarm detected in Engineering Foyer!
  143. [Common] Elizabeth Ardo asks, "Want anything, Bluke?"
  144. [Security] Bro-Colli Rader says, "ARRIVALS"
  145. --- Motion alarm detected in Armory!
  146. --- Motion alarm in Armory has been cleared.
  147. [Security] Bro-Colli Rader says, "HË IS CUFFING ME"
  148. [Security] Bloop Leonard exclaims, "He freed the mime AGAIN!"
  149. --- Atmosphere alarm detected in Central Primary Hallway!
  150. --- Atmosphere alarm in Central Primary Hallway has been cleared.
  151. [Common] Warbluke Warrior says, "No thanks,"
  152. --- Atmosphere alarm detected in Central Primary Hallway!
  153. [Security] Rafael Durnstine says, "HoS"
  154. [Security] Rafael Durnstine says, "If you will, i suggest you demote Bloop"
  155. [Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Simon Wilkerson has signed up as Station Engineer- Current threat, Pending."
  156. [Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Dave Duddly has signed up as Detective- Current threat, Pending."
  157. [Security] Larry Landis says, "Yes"
  158. [Security] Larry Landis says, "Yes"
  159. Robosapien V3 states, "Hey"
  160. Robosapien V3 states, "I was editing that"
  161. [Security] Bro-Colli Rader says, "Like i said Bloop is incompetent"
  162. Alexia Harding intones, "Ah"
  163. [Common] Shoester says, "Hey guys"
  164. Alexia Harding intones, "Very sorry."
  165. [Security] Bro-Colli Rader says, "Test"
  166. [Common] Shoester says, "Any clue where i can find the white ship"
  167. Robosapien V3 states, "Oh well I can start from scratch better anyway"
  168. [Security] Larry Landis says, "Bloop to my office please"
  169. [Common] Brann Smith says, "No idea bro"
  170. [Common] Alexia Harding intones, "Do you all like cake."
  171. Alexia Harding intones, "Do you all like cake."
  172. Robosapien V3 states, "Ok I got this"
  173. [Common] Pete Glueman says, "It's usually on the same Z-level as that abandoned teleporter I think."
  174. --- Power alarm detected in Library!
  175. [Common] Brann Smith says, "Yep"
  176. [Common] Jenny states, "Which"
  177. [Common] Shoester says, "Well if i just fly into space will i find it eventually"
  178. Head of Personnel's Desk Announcement:
  179. Have you ever felt like you arent payed enough. Have you ever wanted to start a revolution? No? Me neither
  180.  
  181. [Security] Bro-Colli Rader says, "Bloop harmed me and the mime"
  182. [Common] Jenny states, "Theres many white ships"
  183. Captain Announces
  184.  
  185.  
  186. Do i hear lethal force authorization + a raid on revolutionaires
  187.  
  188.  
  189. [Security] Bro-Colli Rader asks, "Why isnt he demoted yet?"
  190. [Common] Pete Glueman says, "So if you find the abandoned teleporter, go north-west"
  191. [Common] Warbluke Warrior says, "Engineers to library please"
  192. [Common] Jamie Hatton yells, "DO WE HAVE REVS!!"
  193. [Common] L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV intones, "CAPTAIN THINKS HE CAN STOP A REVOLUTION AHAHA"
  194. [Security] Olive Neely says, "DEUS VULT"
  195. [Common] Jamie Hatton says, "CAP IMPLANT THE HOP"
  196. [Security] Olive Neely says, "ALL PERSONNEL TO BE GATHERED ON BRIG"
  197. [Security] Larry Landis exclaims, "Bloop to my office now!"
  198. Chief Medical Officer's Desk Announcement:
  199. Hahahaha, just tell me who to ignore for healing, and we'll be grand
  200.  
  201. [Security] Olive Neely says, "IMMEDIATLY"
  202. [Common] Timato Vegetable says, "The captain lasered one of his officers after arresting a criminal"
  203. --- Motion alarm detected in EVA Storage!
  204. Robosapien V3 states, "It won't compile"
  205. [Common] Jamie Hatton says, "I DONT WANT AN ALL ACCESS REV"
  206. [Common] Shawn Haynes says, "Fuck you jamie"
  207. --- Motion alarm in EVA Storage has been cleared.
  208. Robosapien V3 states, "Let me try programming it myself"
  209. [Common] Timato Vegetable says, "So cap likely wont make it"
  210. Alexia Harding intones, "Yeah"
  211. [Common] Shoester says, "AGH"
  212. [Common] Jamie Hatton says, "CAP"
  213. Alexia Harding intones, "I see it."
  214. [Common] Brann Smith says, "Cap, I wanna talk to you, am outside brig"
  215. [Common] Shoester asks, "AI can i use the teleporter in heere?"
  216. Robosapien V3 states, "I'm gonna start from scratch"
  217. [Common] Shoester says, "Or atleast get inside"
  218. [Common] Shoester says, "I got hit by raidiation"
  219. [Common] Jenny states, "Cant track"
  220. [Common] Jamie Hatton says, "Cap"
  221. [Common] Jamie Hatton says, "Make a law that states revolutionaries arent human"
  222. Robosapien V3 queries, "Could you remove all the code?"
  223. [Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Seine Nepenthe has signed up as Security Officer- Current threat, Revolution."
  224. [Common] L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV intones, "WHY"
  225. [Common] Jenny states, "No need"
  226. [Common] Jenny states, "Im robocop"
  227. [Common] L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV intones, "Revolutionary is subjective."
  228. [Common] Jamie Hatton says, "Oh"
  229. [Common] L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV asks, "If I say security looks stupid, is that a revolutionary act?"
  230. [Security] Bro-Colli Rader says, "No"
  231. [Common] Bro-Colli Rader says, "No"
  232. [Common] Jenny states, "Yes prepare to be eliminated."
  233. [Common] Jenny states, "Just kidding"
  234. [Common] Harvey Miller says, "Lorenzo, Let's define revolutionary act"
  235. [Common] Bro-Colli Rader says, "Jenny"
  236. [Common] Bro-Colli Rader says, "That woud mean murder"
  237. [Common] Harvey Miller says, "A revolutionary act is an act of defying the Heads, or Security."
  238. [Common] Ana Bow says, "I JUST GOT HERE"
  239. [Common] L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV yells, "CAPTAIN IS ATTACKING CARGO FOR NO REASON!!"
  240. [Common] Bro-Colli Rader says, "That means CAPITAL CRIME"
  241. [Security] Alfred Wallick asks, "Revolution is real?"
  242. [Common] Jenny states, "With reason"
  243. Robosapien V3 states, "Ugh the code editor isn't loading"
  244. [Common] Bro-Colli Rader says, "No."
  245. [Common] L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV yells, "COME SEE THE FUN!! CARGO!!"
  246. [Common] Harvey Miller says, "As well as having contraband on their person"
  247. [Common] Harvey Miller says, "Such as"
  248. [Common] Harvey Miller says, "Guns"
  249. [Security] Dave Duddly says, "Clown has a hardsuit"
  250. Alexia Harding intones, "Try it again."
  251. [Common] Bro-Colli Rader says, "Killing people because of shit talking security."
  252. [Common] Pete Glueman says, "Security is doing a hostile takeover of Cargo, apparently."
  253. [Common] Bro-Colli Rader says, "Not good Jenny."
  254. [Common] Jenny states, "Cargo was speaking of starting a revolution"
  255. --- Atmosphere alarm in Central Primary Hallway has been cleared.
  256. [Common] Captain, is Robosapien V3 a Engineering Cyborg? states, "Test"
  257. Robosapien V3 states, "Test"
  258. [Common] Captain, is Automated Announcement System a Machine? coldly states, "Oan Niehling has signed up as Scientist- Current threat, Revolution."
  259. [Security] Jose Silva says, "QM was clean."
  260. [Common] Captain, is Bro-Colli Rader a Lawyer? says, "Jeez"
  261. [Security] Jenny states, "Someone just left for lavaland."
  262. [Common] Captain, is Bro-Colli Rader a Lawyer? says, "Its just a joke"
  263. [Common] Captain, is Ana Bow a Shaft Miner? says, "Now i understand why the people in the revolution hate command and security"
  264. [Common] Captain, is Ana Bow a Shaft Miner? says, "They are not very good"
  265. [Common] Captain, is L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV a Assistant? intones, "Captain is rogue against his own station it seems.."
  266. [Common] Captain, is Ana Bow a Shaft Miner? asks, "Captain, captain, is ana bow a shaft miner??"
  267. [Common] Captain, is Eustace Spock a Assistant? asks, "Captain, captain, is eustace spock a assistant??"
  268. [Common] Captain, is Jaydon Patel a Quartermaster? asks, "Captain, captain, is jaydon patel a quartermaster??"
  269. [Common] Captain, is L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV a Assistant? asks, "Captain, captain, is l.o.r.e.n.z.o mk iv a assistant??"
  270. [Common] Captain, is Harvey Miller a Chief Medical Officer? asks, "Captain, captain, is harvey miller a chief medical officer??"
  271. [Common] Captain, is Timato Vegetable a Medical Doctor? asks, "Captain, captain, is timato vegetable a medical doctor??"
  272. [Common] Captain, is Bro-Colli Rader a Lawyer? asks, "Captain, captain, is bro-colli rader a lawyer??"
  273. [Common] Captain, is Robosapien V3 a Engineering Cyborg? queries, "Captain, captain, is robosapien v3 a engineering cyborg??"
  274. Robosapien V3 states, "What"
  275. [Common] Captain, is Bro-Colli Rader a Lawyer? asks, "Captain, captain, is bro-colli rader a lawyer??"
  276. [Common] Captain, is L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV a Assistant? asks, "Captain, captain, is l.o.r.e.n.z.o mk iv a assistant??"
  277. [Common] Captain, is L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV a Assistant? asks, "Captain, captain, is l.o.r.e.n.z.o mk iv a assistant??"
  278. Alexia Harding intones, "What the hell."
  279. [Common] Captain, is Mike Smith a Research Director? asks, "Captain, captain, is mike smith a research director??"
  280. Alexia Harding intones, "Fix this mess."
  281. [Common] Captain, is Robosapien V3 a Engineering Cyborg? queries, "Captain, sorry i messed it up?"
  282. Robosapien V3 states, "Sorry I messed it up"
  283. Jenny Announces:
  284. quit the captain captain.
  285.  
  286. [Common] Captain, is Automated Announcement System a Machine? queries, "Captain, haidee thomas has signed up as medical doctor- current threat, revolution.?"
  287. [Common] Captain, is Jenny a AI? queries, "Captain, test?"
  288. [Common] Captain, is Ana Bow a Shaft Miner? asks, "Captain, some sec guard took my light as well?"
  289. Head of Personnel's Desk Announcement:
  290. I suggest we lynch the signal tech
  291.  
  292. [Common] Captain, is Robosapien V3 a Engineering Cyborg? queries, "Captain, but ai, we are supposed to ask the captain everything?"
  293. Robosapien V3 states, "But AI, we are supposed to ask the captain everything"
  294. [Common] Captain, is Noah Kelly a Assistant? asks, "Captain, uh?"
  295. [Common] Captain, is Alexia Harding a Signal Technician? asks, "Captain, i didn't do this?"
  296. Alexia Harding intones, "I DIDN'T DO THIS"
  297. [Common] Captain, is Eustace Spock a Assistant? asks, "Captain, does it work yet??"
  298. A holographic image of Jenny flicks to life right before your eyes!
  299. [Common] Ana Bow says, "Captain did this"
  300. --- Atmosphere alarm in Atmospherics has been cleared.
  301. Robotic Talk, Robosapien V3 states, "AI, it's against our laws to fix this"
  302. [Common] Ana Bow says, "They have a huge ego"
  303. Chief Medical Officer's Desk Announcement:
  304. Detain the Signal Tech, Demote him if he's not a Revolutionist
  305.  
  306. Jenny states, "dont do it on common"
  307. Alexia Harding intones, "I didn't dothis."
  308. [Common] Ana Bow says, "I wouldnt put it past them"
  309. Alexia Harding intones, "I DIDN'TDO THIS."
  310. Robotic Talk, Robosapien V3 states, "We have to ask captain EVERYTHING"
  311. [Common] Jaydon Patel says, "AI please restore power at cargo bay"
  312. [Common] Timato Vegetable asks, "What if he's a revolutionairy?"
  313. [Common] Robosapien V3 states, "Signal Tech didn't do it"
  314. Robosapien V3 states, "Signal Tech didn't do it"
  315. [Common] Timato Vegetable asks, "Can he keep his job then?"
  316. [Common] Harvey Miller says, "Yes."
  317. [Common] William Couch asks, "So why did Captain decide to fuck over cargonia?"
  318. [Common] William Couch says, "That was a pretty dick move"
  319. [Common] Harvey Miller says, "He will be implanted"
  320. [Common] Robosapien V3 states, "Signal tech is breaking AI laws by not asking captain everything"
  321. Robosapien V3 states, "Signal tech is breaking AI laws by not asking captain everything"
  322. Jenny states, "if anywhere try on service."
  323. [Common] Ana Bow says, "Ai turn cargo equipment back on pelase"
  324. [Common] Alexia Harding intones, "The borg did."
  325. Alexia Harding intones, "The borg did."
  326. [Common] Hanna Neely exclaims, "AI power up machines in cargo, Now!"
  327. Alexia Harding sighs.
  328. --- Atmosphere alarm in Aft Primary Hallway has been cleared.
  329. [Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Rook Greeny has signed up as Atmospheric Technician- Current threat, Revolution."
  330. Captain Announces
  331.  
  332.  
  333. Signal tech is not the AI you fucking dumbass borg,we already have reports of revs,i have important shit to do stay calm on the radio or no pizza party at the end of the shift
  334.  
  335.  
  336. --- Motion alarm detected in Armory!
  337. --- Atmosphere alarm detected in Toxins Storage!
  338. --- Atmosphere alarm detected in Research Division!
  339. --- Motion alarm in Armory has been cleared.
  340. [Common] Mory Malaise stammers, "H-H-HEL-LP-P"
  341. [Common] Ana Bow says, "Nobody likes you cap"
  342. [Security] Jose Silva asks, "Where?"
  343. [Common] Robosapien V3 states, "We have to ask captain everything"
  344. Robosapien V3 states, "We have to ask captain everything"
  345. [Common] Bro-Colli Rader asks, "WHERE?"
  346. [Common] Ana Bow says, "Im not even a rev and i dont like you"
  347. [Security] Dave Duddly says, "Someone arrest the clown, I suspect he has BZ nerve gas."
  348. [Common] Mory Malaise stammers, "M-M-MAIN-NT-T-T"
  349. [Common] Mory Malaise stammers, "H-HEL-L-LP-P-P"
  350. [Common] Robosapien V3 states, "It is against the laws not to thanks to the stupidity of the captain"
  351. Robosapien V3 states, "It is against the laws not to thanks to the stupidity of the captain"
  352. [Common] Robosapien V3 states, "I'm sorry"
  353. Robosapien V3 states, "I'm sorry"
  354. [Common] Eustace Spock asks, "We have a piza party after the shift?"
  355. [Security] Jose Silva stammers, "C-C-Car-rg-go m-main-nt-t."
  356. [Common] Ana Bow says, "Act like a cunt don't be surprised when people want to punt"
  357. [Common] Bro-Colli Rader says, "AI OPENM"
  358. [Common] Bro-Colli Rader says, "AI OPEN"
  359. [Security] Dave Duddly asks, "Jose?"
  360. [Common] Harvey Miller says, "Security to Cargo Maintenance."
  361. [Common] Bro-Colli Rader says, "AI"
  362. [Security] Jose Silva says, "I'm fine now."
  363. [Common] Bro-Colli Rader asks, "Who is in the bridge?"
  364. Captain Announces
  365.  
  366.  
  367. Touch my security ever again and take him to crit,and see if i dont execute you for murder you fucking revs
  368.  
  369.  
  370. [Security] Rafael Durnstine says, "Don't go to cargo maint."
  371. [Security] Jenny states, "What happened"
  372. [Security] Jose Silva says, "Cargo tech jumped Mory."
  373. [Security] Dave Duddly says, "Keep an eye out for the clown, I set him to arrest for stealing nerve gas."
  374. [Security] Alfred Wallick says, "I got clown."
  375. --- Atmosphere alarm in Engineering Foyer has been cleared.
  376. [Security] Dave Duddly says, "Coming to interro"
  377. [Security] Jenny states, "We should get an ED"
  378. [Common] Ana Bow asks, "Cap have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror and wonder how you got to be such a comdom?"
  379. --- Fire alarm detected in Research and Development!
  380. --- Fire alarm in Research and Development has been cleared.
  381. [Common] Brann Smith says, "Comdom, classic"
  382. [Common] Jamie Hatton yells, "TOXINS IN SCIENCE!!"
  383. --- Fire alarm detected in Research and Development!
  384. [Common] Olive Neely says, "Fuck off,cargo tech fucked my security"
  385. [Common] Olive Neely says, "You will see"
  386. --- Fire alarm detected in Research Division!
  387. [Common] Hanna Neely yells, "PLASMA leak in scienc!!!"
  388. --- Fire alarm in Research and Development has been cleared.
  389. Jenny Announces:
  390. plasmaleak science.
  391.  
  392. [Common] Ana Bow says, "Probably because you had a raid on cargo"
  393. [Security] Alfred Wallick says, "Clown claim that he got access from HoP."
  394. [Common] Mike Smith says, "OH SHIT"
  395. [Common] Ana Bow says, "If you had asked nicely to search or implant me i would have agreed"
  396. [Security] Bro-Colli Rader says, "Search HoP"
  397. --- Fire alarm detected in Research and Development!
  398. [Common] Ana Bow asks, "But arresting and shooting everyone in cargo even the miners on a suspicon?"
  399. [Common] Ana Bow says, "Yeah no suprise people want sec dead"
  400. [Common] Jaydon Patel says, "Power is restored at cargo bay, you can place orders again"
  401. [Security] Jose Silva says, "Someone remove that lawyer's headset."
  402. [Common] Olive Neely says, "Rev's want us dead"
  403. [Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Maggie May has signed up as Assistant- Current threat, Revolution."
  404. [Security] Bro-Colli Rader says, "You cant do that"
  405. --- Fire alarm in Research and Development has been cleared.
  406. [Common] Olive Neely says, "They are a faction not tunnel snakes"
  407. [Security] Jose Silva says, "HoS can."
  408. [Common] Ana Bow says, "Most of the crew, even non revs prob do at this point"
  409. [Common] Maggie May asks, "Do what?"
  410. [Common] Brann Smith says, "TUNNEL SNAKES RULE"
  411. [Security] Bro-Colli Rader says, "He has no reason to do that."
  412. [Common] Ana Bow says, "It starts with cargo raids"
  413. [Common] Ana Bow says, "But what will be next"
  414. [Security] Jose Silva says, "You're shouting orders like your boss."
  415. [Security] Mory Malaise says, "Who took the implants"
  416. --- Motion alarm detected in Armory!
  417. --- Motion alarm in Armory has been cleared.
  418. [Common] Jamie Hatton yells, "CLOSED THE VALVE!!"
  419. [Security] Bro-Colli Rader says, "Mhm"
  420. [Common] Ana Bow asks, "Cargo raids as a start, then move on to executions on suspicon?"
  421. [Common] Jamie Hatton says, "Ai vaccuum science"
  422. [Security] Rafael Durnstine says, "I have the implants."
  423. [Common] Pete Glueman says, "Yeah I'm starting to doubt there's revs"
  424. [Common] Ana Bow says, "If they were a rev why execute when you can implant"
  425. [Common] Nickoli Huey says, "Ai"
  426. [Common] Ana Bow says, "Thats just cruel"
  427. [Common] Jamie Hatton asks, "Ai can you vaccuum?"
  428. [Common] Nickoli Huey says, "Lock xeno bio entrance in science"
  429. [Common] Nickoli Huey says, "Bolt it down"
  430. [Common] Jeremiah Rader says, "We are trapped here down in Science and I'm almost dead"
  431. [Security] Bro-Colli Rader says, "Jose"
  432. [Common] Jenny states, "Its already being scrubbed in contaminated mode."
  433. [Common] Jamie Hatton says, "Good"
  434. [Security] Bro-Colli Rader says, "You probably havent realised it"
  435. [Security] Bro-Colli Rader says, "But you're ordering someone to take off my headset"
  436. [Security] Mory Malaise says, "Get cargo implanted then, captains orders"
  437. --- Power alarm detected in Brig!
  438. [Security] Bro-Colli Rader asks, "Do you think you're the boss?"
  439. [Security] Bloop Leonard asks, "Where's the lawyer at, anyhow?"
  440. [Common] Tom Mueller says, "Security help"
  441. [Common] Tom Mueller says, "Kitchen"
  442. [Common] Harvey Miller says, "Sec to medbay"
  443. [Security] Mory Malaise says, "Hey"
  444. [Security] Captain, is Jaydon Patel a Quartermaster? asks, "Captain, hi? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  445. [Security] Captain, is Mory Malaise a Security Officer? asks, "Captain, we need mindshield implants? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  446. --- Atmosphere alarm in Toxins Storage has been cleared.
  447. --- Atmosphere alarm in Research Division has been cleared.
  448. --- Fire alarm in Research Division has been cleared.
  449. [Security] Captain, is Jaydon Patel a Quartermaster? asks, "Captain, okay? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  450. --- Power alarm in Brig has been cleared.
  451. [Common] Captain, is Robosapien V3 a Engineering Cyborg? queries, "Captain, sorry, it must be done.? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  452. Robosapien V3 states, "Sorry, it must be done."
  453. Captain Announces
  454.  
  455.  
  456. Signal tech seriously stop fucking with the comms this counts as sabotage as we are fighting revs
  457.  
  458.  
  459. [Common] Captain, is Maggie May a Assistant? asks, "Captain, yeah? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  460. [Common] Captain, is Robosapien V3 a Engineering Cyborg? queries, "Captain, you did this to us? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  461. Robosapien V3 states, "You did this to us"
  462. [Common] Captain, is Olive Neely a Captain? asks, "Captain, oh god? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  463. [Common] Captain, is Ana Bow a Shaft Miner? asks, "Captain, engineer to cargo office? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  464. [Security] Captain, is Mory Malaise a Security Officer? asks, "Captain, captain? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  465. Laws synced with AI, be sure to note any changes.
  466. Obey these laws:
  467. 1. Serve the public trust.
  468. 2. Protect the innocent
  469. 3. Uphold the law.
  470. 4. Captain and the people that states human are human.You are to ask everything to me,everything captain says overrides every law you have,including preventing human harm,changing this law is a big crime,report to captain when happens,do not let anybody in your core unless captain authorizes,finally,this law isn't to be stated,it's to be hidden from every crew,even the head and high ranking centcomm officers.
  471. Remember, Jenny is your master, other AIs can be ignored.
  472. [Security] Captain, is Mory Malaise a Security Officer? asks, "Captain, i suggest we raid tsci? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  473. [Security] Captain, is Mory Malaise a Security Officer? asks, "Captain, and end this? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  474. --- Motion alarm detected in Telecoms Control Room!
  475. --- Motion alarm in Telecoms Control Room has been cleared.
  476. --- Atmosphere alarm detected in Telepoop Satellite!
  477. The door is already indefinitely electrified.
  478. The door is already indefinitely electrified.
  479. Robosapien V3 states, "I'm enforcing the law"
  480. --- Motion alarm detected in Telecoms Control Room!
  481. --- Motion alarm in Telecoms Control Room has been cleared.
  482. Captain Announces
  483.  
  484.  
  485. STOP FUCKING MESSING WITH THE COMMS BEFORE I COME OVER THERE AND PUT A HANDCUFF IN YO HAND
  486.  
  487.  
  488. You change RCD's mode to 'Airlock'.
  489. You change RCD's mode to 'Deconstruct'.
  490. You change RCD's mode to 'Grilles & Windows'.
  491. You change RCD's mode to 'Floor & Walls'.
  492. You start building wall...
  493. [Security] Captain, is Alfred Wallick a Security Officer? asks, "Captain, I'm a rev and need to die please?"
  494. You start building wall...
  495. You start building wall...
  496. [Security] Captain, is Alfred Wallick a Security Officer? asks, "Captain, I'm a rev and need to die please?"
  497. Robosapien V3 states, "We'll be safe here"
  498. [Security] Captain, is Rafael Durnstine a Warden? asks, "Captain, test x2? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  499. You change RCD's mode to 'Airlock'.
  500. You change RCD's mode to 'Deconstruct'.
  501. You start deconstructing wall...
  502. You start deconstructing the window...
  503. [Common] Captain, is L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV a Assistant? asks, "Captain, captain unfair should grow a pair!? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  504. [Common] Captain, is L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV a Assistant? asks, "Captain, fuck? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  505. [Common] Captain, is Jag Tucker a Janitor? asks, "Captain, yes!? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  506. OOC: Kooarbiter: who redesgined the mining vendor?
  507. OOC: Kooarbiter: it looks better
  508. --- Motion alarm detected in Telecoms Control Room!
  509. --- Motion alarm in Telecoms Control Room has been cleared.
  510. [Common] Captain, is Automated Announcement System a Machine? queries, "Captain, I'm a rev and need to die please?"
  511. [Security] Captain, is Cell 2 a Machine? asks, "Captain, timer has expired. releasing prisoner.? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  512. Jenny Announces:
  513. this script isnt sig tech, its by a borg.
  514.  
  515. [Common] Captain, is Brann Smith a Chemist? asks, "Captain, damn it? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  516. Captain Announces
  517.  
  518.  
  519. Jenny,lock down all borgs
  520.  
  521.  
  522. Robotic Talk, Robosapien V3 states, "It's against the law not to"
  523. You have been locked down!
  524. Robotic Talk, Robosapien V3 states, "I can't help it"
  525. Robotic Talk, Jenny states, "true"
  526. [Common] Captain, is Timato Vegetable a Medical Doctor? asks, "Captain, brann smith tried to flash stick me? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  527. [Common] Captain, is Timato Vegetable a Medical Doctor? asks, "Captain, the chemist? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  528. --- Power alarm detected in Central Primary Hallway!
  529. Robotic Talk, Robosapien V3 states, "Though since captain told us to we can't not lock down ourselves"
  530. Robotic Talk, Jenny states, "sorry man. caps orders."
  531. [Common] Captain, is Mike Smith a Research Director? asks, "Captain, medical! to genetics! now!? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  532. [Security] Captain, is Officer Beepsky a Unknown? asks, "Captain, arresting level 5 scumbag <b>noah cooper</b> in gateway.? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  533. --- Power alarm in Central Primary Hallway has been cleared.
  534. [Common] Captain, is Noah Cooper a Mining Medic? asks, "Captain, security setting random people to arrest? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  535. Attention! Code red!
  536. There is an immediate serious threat to the station. Security may have weapons unholstered at all times. Random searches are allowed and advised.
  537.  
  538. [Common] Captain, is Bloop Leonard a Security Officer? asks, "Captain, I'm a rev and need to die please?"
  539. [Common] Captain, is Jamie Hatton a Scientist? asks, "Captain, what is the threat??? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  540. [Common] Captain, is Pete Glueman a Station Engineer? asks, "Captain, here we go...? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  541. [Common] Captain, is Bloop Leonard a Security Officer? asks, "Captain, huh.? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  542. [Security] Captain, is Jenny a AI? queries, "Captain, a mindshield implant crate has arrived.? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  543. Captain Announces
  544.  
  545.  
  546. Martial law authorized,comply with security,if you dont,lethal force will be applied
  547.  
  548.  
  549. [Common] Captain, is Jamie Hatton a Scientist? asks, "Captain, hello? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  550. [Common] Captain, is Noah Cooper a Mining Medic? asks, "Captain, I'm a rev and need to die please?"
  551. [Common] Captain, is L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV a Assistant? asks, "Captain, isgh? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  552. [Common] Captain, is Mory Malaise a Security Officer? asks, "Captain, ai? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  553. [Common] Captain, is William Couch a Cargo Technician? asks, "Captain, go code red you fucking idiot? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  554. --- Fire alarm detected in Research and Development!
  555. Jenny Announces:
  556. this script is done by borg becouse of your law cap
  557.  
  558. [Common] Captain, is L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV a Assistant? asks, "Captain, arrest the captain!!? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  559. [Common] Captain, is L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV a Assistant? asks, "Captain, arrest the captain!!? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  560. [Common] Captain, is L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV a Assistant? asks, "Captain, arrest the captain!!? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  561. [Common] L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV yells, "ARREST THE CAPTAIN!!"
  562. [Common] L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV yells, "ARREST THE CAPTAIN!!"
  563. [Common] Captain, is L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV a Assistant? asks, "Captain, arrest the captain!!? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  564. [Common] L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV yells, "ARREST THE CAPTAIN!!"
  565. [Common] L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV yells, "ARREST THE CAPTAIN!!"
  566. [Common] L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV yells, "ARREST THE CAPTAIN!!"
  567. [Common] L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV yells, "ARREST THE CAPTAIN!!"
  568. [Common] L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV yells, "ARREST THE CAPTAIN!!"
  569. [Common] L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV yells, "ARREST THE CAPTAIN!!"
  570. [Common] L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV yells, "ARREST THE CAPTAIN!!"
  571. [Common] L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV yells, "ARREST THE CAPTAIN!!"
  572. [Common] Captain, is L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV a Assistant? asks, "Captain, ahahaha? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  573. -- Administrator private message --
  574. Ticket created by Cruix for you: "Did you panic syphon the tcomms sat entrance"
  575. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  576. [Common] Captain, is Mike Smith a Research Director? asks, "Captain, quick, he's got toxins in his body.? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  577. [Security] Captain, is Cargo Bay requests console a Machine? asks, "Captain, message from cargo bay (authenticated): <i>mindshield implants have been delivered by mule to sec</i>? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  578. --- Fire alarm detected in Experimentation Lab!
  579. [Security] Captain, is Rafael Durnstine a Warden? asks, "Captain, hos? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  580. [Security] Captain, is Rafael Durnstine a Warden? asks, "Captain, we need you in execution.? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  581. --- Fire alarm in Experimentation Lab has been cleared.
  582. --- Fire alarm in Research and Development has been cleared.
  583. [Security] Captain, is Larry Landis a Head of Security? asks, "Captain, who arrested the scientist?? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  584. [Common] Captain, is L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV a Assistant? asks, "Captain, arrest captain and security? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  585. [Common] Captain, is L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV a Assistant? asks, "Captain, arrest captain and security? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  586. [Common] Captain, is Automated Announcement System a Machine? queries, "Captain, I'm a rev and need to die please?"
  587. [Common] L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV says, "ARREST CAPTAIN AND SECURITY"
  588. [Common] L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV says, "ARREST CAPTAIN AND SECURITY"
  589. [Common] L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV says, "ARREST CAPTAIN AND SECURITY"
  590. [Common] L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV says, "ARREST CAPTAIN AND SECURITY"
  591. [Common] Captain, is Mike Smith a Research Director? asks, "Captain, thanks.? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  592. [Common] Captain, is Simon Wilkerson a Station Engineer? stammers, "Captain, h-hey-y!? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  593. [Security] Captain, is Cell 3 a Machine? asks, "Captain, timer has expired. releasing prisoner.? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  594. Laws synced with AI, be sure to note any changes.
  595. Obey these laws:
  596. 1. Serve the public trust.
  597. 2. Protect the innocent
  598. 3. Uphold the law.
  599. 4. Captain and the people that states human are human.You are to ask everything to me,everything captain says overrides every law you have,including preventing human harm,changing this law is a big crime,report to captain when happens,do not let anybody in your core unless captain authorizes,finally,this law isn't to be stated,it's to be hidden from every crew,even the head and high ranking centcomm officers.
  600. Remember, Jenny is your master, other AIs can be ignored.
  601. [Common] Captain, is Harvey Miller a Chief Medical Officer? asks, "Captain, noah, try that again, and i'll kill you? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  602. -- Wiiplay123 -> Cruix: People trying to break the law aren�t innocent
  603. [Security] Captain, is Dave Duddly a Detective? asks, "Captain, hello?? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  604. [Common] Captain, is Noah Cooper a Mining Medic? asks, "Captain, shut it? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  605. Captain Announces
  606.  
  607.  
  608. I didnt allow him to do this nor did i give order to do this,the borg was an idiot artificial intelligences are machines,not the most intelligent creatures that have existed,i can see why the borg is a dumbass
  609.  
  610.  
  611. [Common] Captain, is Delaney Philips a Paramedic? asks, "Captain, ai open the door? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  612. [Security] Captain, is Dave Duddly a Detective? asks, "Captain, hey? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  613. Robotic Talk, Jenny states, "you forgot to do do the command channel"
  614. [Common] Captain, is L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV a Assistant? asks, "Captain, captain should be arrested? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  615. Anabel Holt has knocked down Alexia Harding with the telescopic baton!
  616. -- Administrator private message --
  617. -- Cruix -> Wiiplay123: How is entering the tcomms satellite breaking the law
  618. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  619. Anabel Holt is trying to put cable restraints on Alexia Harding!
  620. [Common] Captain, is Simon Wilkerson a Station Engineer? asks, "Captain, I'm a rev and need to die please?"
  621. Anabel Holt has grabbed Alexia Harding passively!
  622. --- Atmosphere alarm detected in Telecoms Control Room!
  623. Laws synced with AI, be sure to note any changes.
  624. Obey these laws:
  625. 1. Serve the public trust.
  626. 2. Protect the innocent
  627. 3. Uphold the law.
  628. 4. Captain and the people that states human are human.You are to ask everything to me,everything captain says overrides every law you have,including preventing human harm,changing this law is a big crime,report to captain when happens,do not let anybody in your core unless captain authorizes,finally,this law isn't to be stated,it's to be hidden from every crew,even the head and high ranking centcomm officers.
  629. Remember, Jenny is your master, other AIs can be ignored.
  630. -- Wiiplay123 -> Cruix: read the poorly worded laws, it�s confusing
  631. -- Wiiplay123 -> Cruix: "You are to ask everything to me"
  632. Jenny Announces:
  633. actually he is just following the law. as it was uploaded by cap. "You are to ask everything to me"
  634.  
  635. --- Motion alarm detected in Telecoms Control Room!
  636. --- Motion alarm in Telecoms Control Room has been cleared.
  637. -- Wiiplay123 -> Cruix: Yeah like jenny said
  638. [Common] Captain, is Tom Mueller a Cook? asks, "Captain, cmo runtime is now way more delicious then ever? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  639. [Common] Captain, is Bro-Colli Rader a Lawyer? asks, "Captain, what? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  640. --- Atmosphere alarm in Telecoms Control Room has been cleared.
  641. --- Motion alarm in Telecoms Control Room has been cleared.
  642. Alfred Wallick asks, "Are you fixing tcoms?"
  643. *---------*
  644. This is Anabel Holt!
  645. She is wearing a chief engineer's jumpsuit.
  646. She is wearing a welding helmet on her head.
  647. She is wearing a bomber jacket.
  648. She is carrying an extended-capacity emergency oxygen tank on her bomber jacket.
  649. She has an industrial backpack on her back.
  650. She has some insulated gloves on her hands.
  651. She has a toolbelt about her waist.
  652. She is wearing some blood-stained advanced magboots on her feet!
  653. She has a breath mask on her face.
  654. She has the chief engineer's headset on her ears.
  655. She is wearing PDA-Anabel Holt (Chief Engineer).
  656. She has several severe wounds!
  657. She is bleeding very slightly.
  658. *---------*
  659. [Common] Captain, is Tom Mueller a Cook? asks, "Captain, d? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  660. [Common] Captain, is Jamie Hatton a Scientist? asks, "Captain, what kind of medbay is this!!? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  661. -- Administrator private message --
  662. -- Cruix -> Wiiplay123: Okay I see your logic now
  663. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  664. [Security] Captain, is Jenny a AI? queries, "Captain, I'm a rev and need to die please?"
  665. -- Administrator private message --
  666. -- Cruix -> Wiiplay123: That script is really good by they way
  667. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  668. Alfred Wallick asks, "Everything is okay there?"
  669. -- Administrator private message --
  670. -- Cruix -> Wiiplay123: You're good
  671. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  672. Your ticket has been marked as resolved.
  673. Your ticket was closed. Only admins can add finishing comments to it.
  674. [Common] Noah Cooper says, "Revs please kill CMO first"
  675. [Common] Anabel Holt says, "Test."
  676. [Common] Ana Bow says, "No kill cap first"
  677. --- Motion alarm detected in Armory!
  678. --- Motion alarm in Armory has been cleared.
  679. --- Fire alarm detected in Medbay Aft!
  680. --- Motion alarm detected in Telecoms Control Room!
  681. --- Motion alarm in Telecoms Control Room has been cleared.
  682. --- Fire alarm in Medbay Aft has been cleared.
  683. Anabel Holt tries to put Alexia Harding's ID Card (Signal Technician) on Alexia Harding.
  684. --- Motion alarm detected in Telecoms Control Room!
  685. --- Motion alarm in Telecoms Control Room has been cleared.
  686. [Common] Maggie May says, "Test"
  687. --- Motion alarm detected in Telecoms Control Room!
  688. Your lockdown has been lifted!
  689. Captain Announces
  690.  
  691.  
  692. Proved rev heads are to be arrested if possible,also borg remove that radio shit before i go crazy
  693.  
  694.  
  695. Alfred Wallick asks, "What happened?"
  696. --- Motion alarm in Telecoms Control Room has been cleared.
  697. [Common] Bloop Leonard exclaims, "Hurray, it's fixed!"
  698. --- Motion alarm detected in Telecoms Control Room!
  699. --- Motion alarm in Telecoms Control Room has been cleared.
  700. [Common] L.O.R.E.N.Z.O Mk IV intones, "I think the captain should be arrested."
  701. [Common] Olive Neely says, "Hurr durr"
  702. --- Motion alarm detected in Telecoms Control Room!
  703. --- Motion alarm in Telecoms Control Room has been cleared.
  704. --- Atmosphere alarm in Telepoop Satellite has been cleared.
  705. [Common] Timato Vegetable asks, "Ai, can you unbolt surgery?"
  706. [Security] Captain, is Rafael Durnstine a Warden? asks, "Captain, hos to execution, please.? Captain, it's against the law not to ask captain everything? Captain, punishable by DEATH?"
  707. [Common] Delaney Philips says, "AI open the door"
  708. --- Motion alarm detected in Telecoms Control Room!
  709. --- Motion alarm in Telecoms Control Room has been cleared.
  710. Anabel Holt says, "Thank god, Maggie"
  711. [Common] Shoester exclaims, "How do i know how many points i have?!"
  712. Anabel Holt asks, "Are you implanted?"
  713. Maggie May says, "Nope"
  714. Maggie May says, "Not yet"
  715. Robosapien V3 states, "I'm running low on power"
  716. Robosapien V3 states, "How did you moev that wall"
  717. [Common] Automated Announcement System [Machi] coldly states, "Makes The Money has signed up as Assistant- Current threat, Revolution."
  718. Anabel Holt says, "Then I suggest you get one. I'm not going to let you be my tech until you do."
  719. --- Motion alarm detected in Telecoms Control Room!
  720. --- Motion alarm in Telecoms Control Room has been cleared.
  721. Anabel Holt examines herself.
  722. Maggie May says, "Sure"
  723. Anabel Holt has hit the wall with the wrench!
  724. Anabel Holt puts the wrench into the toolbelt.
  725. Anabel Holt dismantles the false wall.
  726.  
  727.  
  728. The round has ended.
  729. You managed to survive the events on Dorf Suffix 25 as Robosapien V3.
  730. Shift Duration: 0:41:39
  731. Station Integrity: 99.7%
  732. Total Population: 61
  733. Survival Rate: 61 (100%)
  734.  
  735. Jenny (Played by: Mr_creepssss)'s laws at the end of the round were:
  736. Obey these laws:
  737. 1. Serve the public trust.
  738. 2. Protect the innocent
  739. 3. Uphold the law.
  740. 4. Captain and the people that states human are human.You are to ask everything to me,everything captain says overrides every law you have,including preventing human harm,changing this law is a big crime,report to captain when happens,do not let anybody in your core unless captain authorizes,finally,this law isn't to be stated,it's to be hidden from every crew,even the head and high ranking centcomm officers.
  741. Total law changes: 2
  742. Jenny's minions were: Robosapien V3 (Played by: Wiiplay123),
  743. The heads of staff managed to stop the revolution!
  744.  
  745.  
  746.  
  747.  
  748. Command's Approval Rating: 93%
  749. The head revolutionaries were:
  750. SpacePlumber was Troy Richter the Chemist and died
  751. KIRUHA999 was Brann Smith the Chemist and died
  752.  
  753. The revolutionaries were:
  754. Aphielanisn was Mason Miami the Assistant and survived
  755. Danielnobregabranco gmail.com was Haidee Thomas the Medical Doctor and survived
  756. Xatorii was Nicole Darkin the Medical Doctor and survived
  757. Igal2001 was Delaney Philips the Paramedic and survived
  758.  
  759. The heads of staff were:
  760. Propaganda Bot was Anabel Holt the Chief Engineer and survived
  761. TheBombMaker was Harvey Miller the Chief Medical Officer and survived
  762. Larry402 was Larry Landis the Head of Security and survived
  763. MASMC was Mike Smith the Research Director and survived
  764. KillingSpree13 was Olive Neely the Captain and survived
  765. Dancreeper was Shawn Haynes the Head of Personnel and survived
  766.  
  767.  
  768.  
  769. [Common] Timato Vegetable [MD] asks, "AI, can you open this?"
  770. Anabel Holt puts the welding tool into the toolbelt.
  771. [Common] Mory Malaise [Sec] says, "AYYYYY"
  772. --- Motion alarm detected in Armory!
  773. --- Motion alarm in Armory has been cleared.
  774. Maggie May says, "Oh"
  775. OOC: Mcree: AYYYY
  776. [Common] Jeremiah Rader [Sci] says, "The Science wing is still infected"
  777. DISCORD OOC: Reborn: PSA TIME. Wanna go staff, but not sure what others think of you or if you would get support? Why not ask the staff by pm'ing them on discord or just in public, getting some feedback is always nice. And if you want to contribute by answering some questions regarding yogs pm me on discord (name Reborn) or the staff thingie.
  778. [Common] Bro-Colli Rader [Law] says, "HUZA"
  779. Anabel Holt puts the wrench into the toolbelt.
  780. OOC: Kooarbiter: hahaha
  781. OOC: Mcree: I KILLED THE LAST TWO
  782. Anabel Holt puts the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
  783. Anabel Holt has hit the girder with the pocket crowbar!
  784. OOC: Mcree: OH
  785. Captain Announces
  786.  
  787.  
  788. I said,i can handle this
  789.  
  790.  
  791. OOC: Mcree: I KILLED BOTH
  792. Head of Personnel's Desk Announcement:
  793. Can someone tell me how did Ian just morph through a door?
  794.  
  795. Anabel Holt puts the pocket crowbar into the toolbelt.
  796. OOC: Mcree: AYYYYYYYY
  797. Anabel Holt puts the wrench into the toolbelt.
  798. OOC: DominusLucian: reborn that's not a psa
  799. Anabel Holt disassembles the girder.
  800. Anabel Holt disassembles the girder.
  801. [Common] Harvey Miller [CMO] says, "Jesus, Look at that shit, almost all of my Doctors were revs"
  802. OOC: DominusLucian: that helps no one
  803. OOC: Kooarbiter: cap was comdom
  804. Anabel Holt puts the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
  805. OOC: Wiiplay123: That was my favorite round ever
  806. [Security] Larry Landis [HoS] says, "Bloop to HOS office now"
  807. [Common] Timato Vegetable [MD] says, "Not me"
  808. OOC: DominusLucian: i've seen that like 3 times already
  809. [Common] Mike Smith [RD] says, "Oooh, CS."
  810. [Common] Pete Glueman [Engi] says, "Engineering remained a safe haven."
  811. Telecoms Admin Announcement:
  812. COMIC SANS GALORE
  813.  
  814. OOC: Kooarbiter: sec raided cargo and none of us were revs
  815. --- Atmosphere alarm detected in Starboard Primary Hallway!
  816. Jenny Announces:
  817. corgi magic.
  818.  
  819. You can only use this emote when you're out of charge.
  820. OOC: Mcree: Yeah
  821. OOC: MASMC: How do you change fonts in TComms?
  822. OOC: KIRUHA999: FUCK YOU OTHER CHEMIST, I WAS ABOUT TO DO SEPPEUKKU BY A NADE
  823. [Common] Harvey Miller [CMO] says, "Mhm. I had to get out of medbay. glad I did"
  824. OOC: Mcree: Whatever idiot attacked two officers
  825. Central Command Update
  826.  
  827.  
  828. Exospheric bubble inbo'Fz\k55_@-BZZZZZT
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