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- My flowchart of the current metagame. (Fowl)
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- Do you have a chinchou ?
- No -> why are you even playing lc
- Do you have tirtouga, pawniard or something like that ?
- No -> get a rope.
- Yes -> fletchling has hp grass and overheat. get a rope.
- Yes -> nice
- Wait, how are you playing your chinchou ?
- I use eviolite / berry juice -> ok you have a brain
- I use other things (scarf mainly) -> ................ ¬(ok you have a brain)
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- V
- Do you have a fletchling ?
- No -> wow. much hipster. too bad your opponent is as good as you, with a fletchling. check upper answers.
- Yes -> nice you might win
- Your opponent and you are now in equal terms (50 ± 10^-12 %). Now, let's focus on the game.
- Put fletchling on their fighter / whatever it ohkoes anyway
- Wow, your opponent is switching on chinchou. How weird.
- Did you anticipate it ?
- No -> Did you ever play LC ?
- Yes -> nice. now what did you put
- Chinchou -> are you dumb ?
- Anything -> ok
- Something that can knock off -> wow you sound clever
- Diglett -> omg so pro move gg wp easy tuto u win
- Are you playing it with LO ?
- yes -> refer to 2 lines upper
- no i use sash -> pray for chinchou not to burn.
- no i use leftos -> . . .
- Did it work ?
- Yes -> gg wp put fletch on something, press sd then put your cursor on acrobatics and use a pneumatic drill (alternative ending : do the same, with doduo's brave bird)
- No chinchou was scarfed -> insult your opponent
- Are you macle ?
- Yes -> ban him
- No -> cry
- Are you macle opponent ?
- Yes -> go seek haunter
- No -> laugh at your opponent then commit suicide bc you used scarfchou in current lc
- {Current state : knock offer vs chinchou}
- Can you knock off ?
- Yes -> knock off
- No -> knock off anyway
- Did you hit chinchou ?
- Yes -> omg so pro move gg wp easy tuto u win #2
- No -> np you knocked off someone, repeat since beginning
- But it was trubbish -> start using diglett.
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