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  1. ▲Sheogorath: Pst, hey, Azura, pst hey Azura.
  2. ▲: I know you're there Azura.
  3. ▼Sober Gamzee: really?
  4. ▼: I DON'T SEE HIM ANYWHERE?
  5. ▲: Azura isn't a man, and you are!
  6. ▲: Who are you mortal!?
  7. ▲: I am Sheogorath, nice to meet you!
  8. ▲: The Daedric Prince of makeup!
  9. ▼: no shit i'm a dude.
  10. ▼: NAME'S GAMZEE, BARD OF RAGE.
  11. ▲: Bard eh?
  12. ▲: Well bard, play me a song! How about the one with the Argonian maid and the Lusty Baron, eh?
  13. ▼: i'm here to put motherfuckers in their place.
  14. ▼: AND I DON'T SING.
  15. ▲: Oh well that's no fun!
  16. ▲: You sound more like that Mehrunes Dagon!
  17. ▲: Oh you mortals are always sooooo mundane these days.
  18. ▲: I didn't tear a women to shreds just to give you the gift of music to not play me some sometimes!
  19. ▼: shut the fuck up.
  20. ▼: I'M WELL BEYOND MORTAL NOW.
  21. ▲: Do you know how offensive it is? To be the creator of music itself and. I beg your pardon?
  22. ▲: You told me, to shut up.
  23. ▲: A daedric prince.
  24. ▲: Do you know who I am!?
  25. ▼: i'm a motherfucking messiah.
  26. ▼: YOUR CALL, BRO.
  27. ▲: Do you know what I am capable of?!
  28. ▼: i bet i don't know what i'm capable of.
  29. ▼: WANT TO HELP ME FIND OUT? OR WE COULD JUST SLAM A LITTLE IF YOU PREFER.
  30. ▲: I WILL RAIN BLEEDING AND FLAMING GOATS UPON YOUR HOUSE, MESS UP YOUR PIES WITH FINGERS JAMMED IN THEM, YOUR TOILET WILL CLOG UP AND I WILL SEE YOU BEHEADED BY A EXECUTIONER WITH SILLY STRING FOR A MASK.
  31. ▲: A messiah is what you make of it. They are only powered by those they follow, and they are just mere mortals!
  32. ▼: nah, bro. i got the spirit.
  33. ▲: And to call upon me, on this day, with no rain, is an insult!
  34. ▼: YOU WANT RAIN? I'LL DRY OUT A MOTHERFUCKER OVER YOUR HEAD.
  35. ▲: But it's not natural!
  36. ▲: It has to rain normally!
  37. ▲: I like it when there's real water when it rains!
  38. ▲: Sometimes with acid.
  39. ▲: Or wine!
  40. ▲: Or cheese!
  41. ▼: you're a whiny motherfucker aren't you?
  42. ▲: Oh you're crusin' for a brusin' mister messiah!
  43. ▲: So, which daedric prince do you follow, hm?
  44. ▲: Namira? Hircine?
  45. ▲: Dagon?
  46. ▲: Probably Dagon.
  47. ▲: Mehrunes is SUCH a hassle these days, you know?
  48. ▲: Oblivion gates here, Mythic Dawn there, lame Razor over there with the Mythic Dawn and their owls!
  49. ▲: Always with the owls!
  50. ▲: They keep me up at night you know.....
  51. ▼: the only price i know of is on my list.
  52. ▼: I DO TWO THINGS. KILL PEASANTS AND MAKE POETRY.
  53. ▼: AND NOT FOR FOLLOWING HIS ASS AROUND.
  54. ▼: you need
  55. ▼: TO PAY
  56. ▼: more motherfucking
  57. ▲: Pay?
  58. ▼: ATTENTION TO ME.
  59. ▲: I didn't order any pizza!
  60. ▲: Are you trying to swindle ME?!
  61. ▲: Daedric Prince of Swindling?!
  62. ▼: you sound like me back when i was some sad motherfucker lost in his pies.
  63. ▼: JUST GOING ON AND ON ABOUT THE STUPIDEST SHIT.
  64. ▼: just shut the fuck up.
  65. ▲: Ha! I know you are but what am I?
  66. ▲: I am a daedric prince!
  67. ▲: Neener neener neeeener!
  68. ▲: Hahahahhaha!
  69. ▼: THAT IS MOTHERFUCKING ENOUGH.
  70. ▲: Enough?
  71. ▲: Where was the beginning?
  72. ▲: Or was the beginning the end?
  73. ▲: Or was the end a beginning?
  74. ▼: the beginning,
  75. ▲: A beginning of a new age!
  76. ▼: IS WHEN I RIP THAT HEAD OFF OF YOUR SORRY NECK.
  77. ▲: The new Era!
  78. ▼: get a new trophy.
  79. ▲: I saw the new era, when Martin Septim became that dragon and fought of Mehrunes.
  80. ▲: It was a beaut. Really it was.
  81. ▲: But he's no Pelagius the Mad!
  82. ▼: FUCK THIS
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