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  1. <StrangeCreed> Just watched a french animated film called "Lascars"
  2. <@CommissarMarkov> A: How was it? B: What was it about?
  3. <StrangeCreed> It was entertaining enough; it was about two wannabe thugs and their huge misadventure revolving around constructing a sauna, moving dope to pay off a loan from a hardcore criminal, and dealing with a psycho girlfriend.
  4. * fatguy907 (~fatguy907@Rizon-55BE920F.indy.res.rr.com) has joined #tgthechannel
  5. <StrangeCreed> All in all, I was entertained enough.
  6. <@CommissarMarkov> Cool.
  7. * fatguy907 is now known as TitsMcGee
  8. <StrangeCreed> Are his screams less annoything than his laugh?
  9. <TitsMcGee> how were you entertained Creed
  10. <@CommissarMarkov> More soothing.
  11. <StrangeCreed> Watched a French cartoon.
  12. <@CommissarMarkov> As I know the laugh will end soon.
  13. <StrangeCreed> Called "Lascars"
  14. <StrangeCreed> To repeat myself: It was about two wannabe thugs and their huge misadventure revolving around constructing a sauna, moving dope to pay off a loan from a hardcore criminal, and dealing with a psycho girlfriend.
  15. <TitsMcGee> ooohhh
  16. <@CommissarMarkov> Man, that Zed is a pretty good shot.
  17. <StrangeCreed> The art style is very... flexible.
  18. <StrangeCreed> It can be beautiful or hideous
  19. <StrangeCreed> Usually in the span of a few seconds.
  20. <@CommissarMarkov> >fully automatic
  21. <@CommissarMarkov> What the shit.
  22. <StrangeCreed> I know
  23. * fatguy651 (~fatguy651@Rizon-B635601A.lsanca.fios.verizon.net) has joined #tgthechannel
  24. <@CommissarMarkov> I'd like to think you and I would survive a Z-poc, Creed, but I know you'd be one of the reasons I die.
  25. <StrangeCreed> Why?
  26. <@CommissarMarkov> Because one of us would go insane.
  27. <@CommissarMarkov> Well.
  28. <StrangeCreed> Moreso?
  29. <@CommissarMarkov> I mean, actually cross the border to real insanity.
  30. * fatguy651 is now known as welsh
  31. <welsh> sup faggots
  32. <StrangeCreed> Hello, homosexual.
  33. <@CommissarMarkov> Fuck you, Welsh.
  34. <welsh> you may be a faggot markov, but I'm not
  35. <@CommissarMarkov> Pfft, if you had the honour of my dick in your arse, you'd love every second of it.
  36. <Tristepin> if Z-poc happened, i'd think i'd just kill myself, or would embrace it and eat zombies to be a super zombie
  37. <StrangeCreed> The OVER zombie?
  38. <Tristepin> hell yeah
  39. <Tristepin> i'd prefer a nuclear holocaust though, so if i survived it i could say stuff like 'this suit is so rad' and get slapped for it
  40. <@CommissarMarkov> Ugh.
  41. <@CommissarMarkov> Z-poc would be one thing.
  42. <@CommissarMarkov> Another of Pinpin's puns?
  43. <Tristepin> you need radiation puns to things lighten up
  44. <@CommissarMarkov> True, but we still groan at them.
  45. <@CommissarMarkov> That's the point.
  46. <StrangeCreed> Well, considering a radioactive glow, I'd say things would be light enough.
  47. <Tristepin> dohoho
  48. <@CommissarMarkov> Actually.
  49. <@CommissarMarkov> Nevermind.
  50. <@CommissarMarkov> I'm just going to shoot myself.
  51. <@CommissarMarkov> Don't suppose we could crack on a western?
  52. <StrangeCreed> Do we have any?
  53. <Tristepin> would an irradiated tree be a nuclear plant?
  54. * Tristepin was kicked by CommissarMarkov (Bad pun!)
  55. * Tristepin (~johnaholm@EA7F5DB9.59B3BAEA.250B47EE.IP) has joined #tgthechannel
  56. <Tristepin> haha!
  57. <Tristepin> if this continues we'll have a fallout
  58. <StrangeCreed> Doesn't quite work.
  59. * Tristepin was kicked by CommissarMarkov (Still kickin' him!)
  60. * Tristepin (~johnaholm@EA7F5DB9.59B3BAEA.250B47EE.IP) has joined #tgthechannel
  61. <Tristepin> i respectfully disagree
  62. <@CommissarMarkov> Every terrible pun.
  63. <Tristepin> in a nuclear post apocalypse, the concept of alpha and beta males goes out of the window
  64. <Tristepin> can you see where i am going with this?
  65. <@CommissarMarkov> You know what'll happen.
  66. <StrangeCreed> Murder?
  67. <@CommissarMarkov> Like you've never seen before.
  68. <@CommissarMarkov> >hydroshock hollowpoints
  69. <StrangeCreed> So apparently Vance Stubbs is the Burt Gummer of my d20 Modern game.
  70. <StrangeCreed> Even has a mustache.
  71. <@CommissarMarkov> He collects guns, MREs and explosives whilst acting an a paranoid manner?
  72. <@CommissarMarkov> He also occasionally hunts the oldest creatures on earth?
  73. <Tristepin> DINOSAURS?
  74. <@CommissarMarkov> No, your mom.
  75. <StrangeCreed> In that he is the most prepared for the crisis the party is being hit with.
  76. <@CommissarMarkov> How so?
  77. <StrangeCreed> Well...
  78. <StrangeCreed> He has the most weapons, ammo, and the only one who has a form of transportation beyond the bus.
  79. <@CommissarMarkov> The bus?
  80. <StrangeCreed> Bus?
  81. <StrangeCreed> As in public transportation?
  82. <@CommissarMarkov> Oh.
  83. <@CommissarMarkov> I thought it was a Party Vehicle.
  84. <@CommissarMarkov> Like it was THE Bus.
  85. <@CommissarMarkov> ...
  86. <@CommissarMarkov> Battle Bus.
  87. <StrangeCreed> He also thought I was going to go for a corporate warfare game :3
  88. <@CommissarMarkov> And you didn't.
  89. <@CommissarMarkov> What did you go for?
  90. <StrangeCreed> I went for Apocalypse!
  91. <StrangeCreed> DURING the apocalpse!
  92. <StrangeCreed> DURING the apocalypse!
  93. <@CommissarMarkov> Oh yeah...
  94. <StrangeCreed> Walk without rhythm
  95. <StrangeCreed> You won't attract the worm
  96. <welsh> the spice msut flow
  97. * fatguy738 (~fatguy738@Rizon-3B723F35.eastlink.ca) has joined #tgthechannel
  98. <@CommissarMarkov> The earth desires flesh!
  99. <@CommissarMarkov> I love how, for the larger calibres, it's usually fat guys who do the videos.
  100. <welsh> >engies can now pick up and move buildings
  101. * fatguy738 (~fatguy738@Rizon-3B723F35.eastlink.ca) Quit
  102. <welsh> IT'S A WHOLE NEW BALL GAME
  103. <@CommissarMarkov> That kid is such a dick.
  104. * TacticalGenius (~TacticalG@flanking.Leman.Russes) has joined #tgthechannel
  105. * ChanServ sets mode: +qo TacticalGenius TacticalGenius
  106. <~TacticalGenius> Yo
  107. <@CommissarMarkov> Sup.
  108. * fatguy578 (qwebirc@Rizon-C2D37781.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #tgthechannel
  109. * fatguy578 is now known as TacGen
  110. <VANCE_STUBBS> Heya Tacgen
  111. <~TacticalGenius> Sup Vance
  112. <~TacticalGenius> So Spain won :/
  113. * fatguy417 (qwebirc@Rizon-C2D37781.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #tgthechannel
  114. <@CommissarMarkov> Spain won what?
  115. <~TacticalGenius> vs. Germany
  116. <@CommissarMarkov> And yet their economy is still shit.
  117. <~TacticalGenius> Hehe :D
  118. <~TacticalGenius> Now let's hope Holland can take revenge for their teutonic brothers
  119. <@CommissarMarkov> Holland sucks at football.
  120. * fatguy055 (~fatguy055@Rizon-3B723F35.eastlink.ca) has joined #tgthechannel
  121. <Tristepin> its historically hilarious
  122. <~TacticalGenius> They've been doing pretty well this season
  123. <Tristepin> since the netherlands was a spanish owned hapsburg territory
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