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  56. Belarussian dictator Vladislav Dukhovich is standing trial for genocide. The trial is not going well for the prosecution - their witnesses tend to turn up dead. They have one trump card though - hitman Darius Kincaid is willing to testify against Dukhovich. Interpol try to get Kincaid to the trial but after the convoy is ambushed, Interpol agent Amelia Roussel, aware that there is a Dukhovich spy in her own organisation, calls in outside help - professional bodyguard Michael Bryce. One problem - Bryce and Kincaid hate each other.
  57. The world's top bodyguard gets a new client, a hit man who must testify at the International Criminal Court. They must put their differences aside and work together to make it to the trial on time.
  58. In these politically correct PG13 superheo movie CGI crap infested times, &quot;The Hitmans Bodyguard&quot;, is a breath of fresh air. <br/><br/>This is one of the best action movies I&#39;ve seen in a long time. <br/><br/>It simply delivers on all levels. It&#39;s really, really funny and the amazing chemistry between Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson, (who is 68 years old and still makes actionmovies and look good doing it which is very impressive) makes it a feel good action comedy. <br/><br/>*SPOILERS AHEAD*<br/><br/>The plot is simple: Reynolds is a former 3 star bodyguard who, very much against his will, has to escort Jackson to a trial where a Russian dictator is charged with genocide, played very well by an almost unrecognizable Gary Oldman. If Reynolds can pull this off, he can get his 3 stars back and possibly win back his ex-girlfriend who he blames for losing his stars. <br/><br/>With memorable lines like this one from Reynolds: &quot;this guy singlehandedly ruined the word motherf***** and that is not an easy thing to do&quot;. This is happening why hit men chase Jackson around in the background and Reynolds just had enough. One of many many funny scenes. <br/><br/>But the action itself is also great. Lots of carchases, explosions, hand to hand combat a nasty torture scene and lots of blood And a lot of f-bombs. <br/><br/>And every time a scene gets a little emotional some unexpected action happens. Mostly it&#39;s hilarious. <br/><br/>And an extra bonus the still very hot Salma Hayek, who is also funny plays Jacksons wife. She calls Jackson her little cuca racha which means cock roach. <br/><br/>At an hour and 58 minutes it&#39;s also a perfect length, where you don&#39;t get bored, like you do with most movies today that drag on somewhere bettwen two and a half and three hours. <br/><br/>If you, like me have had it with cencored boring PG13 action and grown men in spandex suits and you miss those great actionmovies from the 90&#39;ies like The Last Boyscout and Point Break, then this movie is for you.
  59. This film tells the story of a disgraced bodyguard, who is asked to do a favour by his ex-girlfriend. The favour turns out to be the protection of the assassin who tried to kill him 28 times.<br/><br/>The moment I saw the trailer of &quot;The Hit-man&#39;s Bodyguard&quot;, I knew it was really funny and had to watch it. So I watched it the first day it came out, and wow I really laughed hard.<br/><br/>What makes it really funny is the quality of the interaction between the hit-man and the bodyguard. They work with each other, protect each other while displaying arrogance and mutual dislike for each other. There are great sparks flying everywhere, and the humour is refreshingly not down to one liners or toilet jokes. The whole premise is funny, and the delivery of the material makes it even more hilarious. I enjoyed every minute of it. The people in the cinema laughed hard too, and a woman said to her companions &quot;told you it was funny&quot; when the film finished!
  60. A half-assed action-comedy that lacks the courage to commit to its own premise.
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