Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food...but no atmosphere. ,
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable. ,
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine. ,
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto. ,
The rotation of the earth really makes my day. ,
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they're shellfish. ,
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired. ,
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody Knows. ,
I hate jokes about german sausages. They're the wurst. ,
Big shout out to all the sidewalks - For keeping me off the streets. ,