Episode 30

Episode 30) Burning the Boat!!

	Welcome back to another exciting episode of Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles we return to the server once more, last time I was not available so there was no episode of P^2 unfortunately but tonight I will fix that! Today our homies have posted another Edeneth BTS and if you are interested in the makings of the very popular Minecraft Machinima I do highly suggest watching the BTS Series, anyways today is judgment day will Rock burn down his Boat Casa of nonexistence well we’re going to have to find out! Not only that but the war between the Conspiracy Mafia and Doctopia has been heating up, but there is a mysterious force called the Sigil it has been going around resurrecting the dead even bringing back Projecto the Hero of the people! What is this being’s goal? And why it’s targeting the Factions especially the Conspiracy Mafia, Doctopia, the SSS, and finally Night Fury?

	Good news my fellow Human’s Rock our main man has finally after months has finally burned down his boat and unfortunately for me I missed it and I am extremely salty about that, I’m going to have to watch it in a highlight like a scrub! But it was aboat time it happened! get it… aboat it’s a pun of about and boat get it… I have stage 20 Evolved Puncer I need help send help Pls it’s the cross I have to bare and I don’t want to bare it anymore… End my suffering…

	Lorny decided he and Kori needed to revamp the PVE Arena of death and carnage but Loryn Is hitting a snag he doesn’t understand what’s wrong with the system he needs to figure it out so he could finally get the PVE Arena operational, it’s been months since it was actually used and it’s a shame it’s a cool concept…

	Kori has been hitting the gym so hard he got cats ears and a tail truly has he reached Super Kitty Meow Meow mode, challenged Raph of the SSS to a 1v1 no hold bared Death Match the Death! Deathmatch! Kori armed with the Blood Flower of Carnage and Death attacked the bare-fisted Raph! Unfortunately, Raph was hungry so he couldn’t regain any health lost during the fight not only that but due to Kori’s new form, he was able to outmaneuver Raph, forcing him in the corner Kori then defeated Raph in single combat.

	Kori then revealed the source of his power while he was at his Base he was experimenting with the occult trying to combine Cats with women to create Cat Girl Hybrids; he would then use these Cat Girl Hybrids to take over the world and to genocide anyone who is not a Cat Girl…In his Ritual Chamber, there were dozens of Magical Circles each being manned by Wizards from the Moe Clan, a clan known for the mystical arts as well as their love for nature and animals with their help he was able to get the cats, and female volunteers to undergo the Ritual. Reaching the Circle he raised his hands as he conducting the Ritual he contacted the Goddess Sniffles the Queen of the cats, but he was soon attacked by a doppelganger the beings going around replacing people with Clones! but as they fought he was pushed into the Ritual Circle as that happened her mighty paw slammed into the Circle activating the Ritual…The Ritual began to combine the bodies and souls of both the girls, Kori and the kitties transforming him into a Cat Girl Hybrid Thing, using his new Kawaii powers he tore the doppelganger a new one killing it to death forever.

	Raph walked home after his defeat at the paws of Kori, he was embarrassed he lost to Kawaii Cat girl Hybrid thing, walking to his lab he started experimenting to distract himself from the loss but he sensed a presence he hadn’t felt this presence in years… It could only belong to PROJECTO the Hero of the people!!! Raph quickly turned and saw his Ghost he was pointing his Projection Gun at him, Projecto quickly fired the light slammed into his chest he fell his chest in pain he wasn’t expecting this… He tried to stand by Projecto grabbed him throwing him across the lab he took a healing potion regaining his lost wind he got back up sword in hand, but he was gone in his place was a sign telling him to come it had a series of coordinates leading back to the place where their rivalry first started...

	Far away the Super Weapon Momento Mori has begun dispersing more and more Baby Knights the Factions haven’t reacted to his attacks yet, this disappointed him he expected more of them but this was pathetic he wanted to crush them in open battle… After his binge nap, he got an idea he needed to attack something big but what he thought? But then he figured it out looking at his map he kicked himself for being dumb, he scanned the map and there it was the location of the Conspiracy Mafia Mansion if he destroyed it… It would force Loryn to finally put his big boy pants and finally challenge him to the battle he has hungered for! Going to the barracks he amassed a special force of Baby Knights to undertake this mission lead by Sir Walter Snub his good Friend and Mentor, his mission goals were simple raid the Mansion and burn it to the ground he also told him to leave a message somewhere he can’t miss…

	We interrupt this program for another exciting episode of Planetary News on this night we have three stories to report to you, I am Supremacy Tim and I am your Host for tonight we are now covering the war between the Conspiracy Mafia and Doctopia.

	The Docspiracy War is in full effect last night 4 squadrons of Doctopian bombers have assaulted the Mafia Base at Lyrule Region, the Base supplied the Region with iron, coal and red stone but with the attack valuable ore were last with 300 workers dying in the raid but the Raid was just the first part to this attack 12 miles northwest of the Base Doctopia has air dropped 4 regiments of Doctopian Paratroopers and their equipment after a few hours they reorganized their forces, making use of the forest they silently travel to the Base catching the guard off guard they were able to conquer the Base for Doctopia replacing the flag of the Conspiracy Mafia with the Mankini Flag of KappaPride.

	Hearing this assault Lorny was furious the region going to his Generals he asked them to draw up the plans for an assault on the Doctopian Air Base of Luxemburg, it was an important Air Base for it was close enough for Doc to launch his air raids into Loryn’s lands. Gathering a mighty air armada he threw them at Doctopia seeing them in his Radar Doc sent his Flying Guys out a massive aerial duel occurred, but it was a distraction for 4 Missile Sub each firing 4 missiles fired their deadly payload causing critical damage to the Air Base knocking it out the repairs needed would leave it decommissioned for the next 3 months.

	And finally our Researcher have been studying the Sigil and they have found something interesting about it, their studies brought them to the Dark Library of the Forbidden One in it’s dark halls they found an interesting book called the Fog of Unlife upon reading the book it described ways to convert the soul of a person into a gaseous state called a Fog Ghost. Usually when the body dies the spirit begins to fade away until it is brought into the afterlife Necromancers have found a way to stop this, by converting it into a gaseous state the gas creates a shell in which they can drastically decrease the rate of the fade but there is a cost to this the being must inhabit the bodies of other people to recharge its shell or else it would fade away resulting in the energy to be dispersed. But during their research they discovered a story would you like to hear the story of the Fog Man? He was once a Nobleman he learned the ways of Necromancy to keep those he loved from dying during his training he found a homeless girl taking her into the home he fed and clothed her, sensing potential in the girl he took her as his apprentice but she was not as she seemed deep into her soul was a void of darkness so great no light could escape. With her help, they were able to create the Elixir of Eternal Life granting the person who drank it immortality, after completing the elixir it had used up his reserve of mana. Using a sleeping spell she made him fall asleep the apprentice then revealed her true self as the being called Millennium skilled him in his sleep taking the elixir she drank it.

	Leaving the Mansion with the Elixirs blueprints but what she didn’t know was he had placed a Sigil in his heart and at the moment if his death it would transform his soul into a Fog Ghost, it was then he learned of his apprentices betrayal he was outraged he saved her from the streets and this is what she did to repay him! Tracking her down to the Village he discovered it in ruins she had butchered everyone… He heard her laugh it chilled him he turned and saw her she was flying! Black wings sprouting from her back, she pointed at him and mocked him he attacked her but he couldn’t kill her due to the Elixir, blinded by his rage she was able to trap him in mystical seal she then placed a curse on him snuffing out whatever was left of his humanity turning him into a Fog Poltergeist.

	But this wasn’t the only story there were many others but they all had a similarity the apprentice called Millennium in all of the stories, she would betray and curse him in other stories the Sigil in an attempt to get revenge would resurrect the dead and use them as servants to get his revenge on Millennium… But none of the stories hinted at why he would try and gain the attention of the Factions, the researchers leave the Library with the copies of the books more research will be needed to understand this mystery.
And this has been Supremacy Tim with Planetary News next time we will discuss the recent attacks by the Super Weapon Momento Mori and of King Charlie the Finger Bitters History and grudge on the Factions…

	Next time on Planet^ the Faction Chronicles Ghost Wars Part 1 the war between the Conspiracy Mafia and Doctopia’s full swing so far thousand have died on both sides, the Sigil has begun to gather the pieces for its plan so far attacking Raph using the spirit of Projecto who else is going to be attacked next? Across the world, as Loryn’s Mansion a spirt walks it halls going to his room he places a note on his desk, he turned to leave he quickly took a ciggaweed from his afro and started to smoke blasting some hip tunes from his mixtape along the way…