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  1. [21:58:46] Shrang's PWNER: <_<
  2. [21:58:52] Shrang's PWNER: :O
  3. [21:59:01] Shrang's PWNER: hey u
  4. [21:59:03] ShrangIsRetarded: hello fellow retards!
  5. [21:59:07] CarbonTheSecond: Oh look, Shrang's got a nice little fanclub
  6. [21:59:09] Shrang's PWNER: No.1 (Ubers)
  7. [21:59:12] ShrangIsRetarded: I am fucking retarded
  8. [21:59:15] DaREAL Shrang: Hey guys!
  9. [21:59:16] Shrang's PWNER: don't u want shrang to ban us ?
  10. [21:59:20] Shrang's PWNER: hey
  11. [21:59:31] DaREAL Shrang: DracoMaster Shrang > [DR]Shrang > shrang
  12. [21:59:32] ShrangIsRetarded: You are all fakes
  13. [21:59:34] DaREAL Shrang: Do you guys agree?
  14. [21:59:39] ShrangIsRetarded: I am DaRealRealShrang
  15. [21:59:40] Shrang's PWNER: YESH
  16. [21:59:49] Shrang's PWNER: I AM SHRANG's DADDY
  17. [21:59:53] Shrang's PWNER: i slap him everyday
  18. [21:59:57] Shrang's PWNER: cuz he go on PS
  19. [22:00:00] Shrang's PWNER: instead of studying
  20. [22:00:04] Shrang's PWNER: this is why i came here
  21. [22:00:09] Shrang's PWNER: and named myself
  22. [22:00:13] DaREAL Shrang: http://justpaste.it/dqtt
  23. [22:00:13] Shrang's PWNER: Shrang's PWNER
  24. [22:00:15] DaREAL Shrang: Shrang sucks.
  25. [22:00:20] Shrang's PWNER: YESH
  26. [22:00:22] Shrang's PWNER: MY SON SUX
  27. [22:00:24] shitegotreal: lol
  28. [22:00:35] DaREAL Shrang: His battling skills are just as weak as the server bans he gives.
  29. [22:00:40] ShrangIsRetarded: I wish that my mother got an abortion while I was still 1 inch tall
  30. [22:00:47] Shrang's PWNER: INDEED....HE USES KARBINK
  31. [22:01:18] ShrangIsRetarded: OH! I truly am retarded!
  32. [22:01:18] Shrang's PWNER: tell me kids....is he annoying ?
  33. [22:01:22] Shrang's PWNER: here too i mean
  34. [22:01:26] DaREAL Shrang: He should be permanently banned from this simulator for devoicing DracoMaster LANCE.
  35. [22:01:37] ShrangIsRetarded: I am very sorry
  36. [22:01:39] DaREAL Shrang: Such an act was completely and utterly unforgivable,
  37. [22:01:42] Shrang's PWNER: oh...why is he devoicing the great master ?
  38. [22:01:49] DaREAL Shrang: and shows that he's nothing more than a low-life scum.
  39. [22:01:52] Shrang's PWNER: answer son
  40. [22:01:56] ShrangIsRetarded: I deserve to be publicly humiliated
  41. [22:01:57] DaREAL Shrang: Obviously because he's jealous.
  42. [22:02:06] DaREAL Shrang: Just look at the log I just linked to!
  43. [22:02:08] Shrang's PWNER: ah, yeah my son is full of jealousy
  44. [22:02:10] shitegotreal: Hack
  45. [22:02:13] shitegotreal: , do something
  46. [22:02:14] DaREAL Shrang: His battling skills suck too much.
  47. [22:02:22] Shrang's PWNER: indeed
  48. [22:02:26] Shrang's PWNER: Hack is AFK
  49. [22:02:26] DaREAL Shrang: Hack isn't here to help you, mate.
  50. [22:02:36] DaREAL Shrang: Even he knows just how dumb and pathetic Shrang is.
  51. [22:02:43] ShrangIsRetarded: Indeed
  52. [22:02:53] Shrang's PWNER: but he just goes with the flow
  53. [22:03:04] Shrang's PWNER: u know...my son can't be arguied with
  54. [22:03:09] ShrangIsRetarded: Shrang's mother is a bitch
  55. [22:03:13] Shrang's PWNER: O_O
  56. [22:03:13] shitegotreal: why would I be helped?
  57. [22:03:16] shitegotreal: ahahahahahaa
  58. [22:03:18] Shrang's PWNER: she's my wife
  59. [22:03:25] ShrangIsRetarded: sorry
  60. [22:03:30] Shrang's PWNER: how dare u talk like that about my wife ?
  61. [22:03:34] ShrangIsRetarded: nah, I ain't sorry!
  62. [22:03:44] Shrang's PWNER: i will PWN u son
  63. [22:03:48] Shrang's PWNER: this is ur mother
  64. [22:03:52] Shrang's PWNER: show more respect plz
  65. [22:03:52] ShrangIsRetarded: try me
  66. [22:04:07] • Shrang's PWNER slaps his son
  67. [22:04:17] • ShrangIsRetarded ow
  68. [22:04:26] • Shrang's PWNER OH YEAH
  69. [22:04:27] ShrangIsRetarded: I bitch about everyone
  70. [22:04:34] ShrangIsRetarded: because I got no friends or family
  71. [22:04:36] Shrang's PWNER: yeah and u ban for no reason
  72. [22:04:40] Shrang's PWNER: so here''s one
  73. [22:04:41] ShrangIsRetarded: exactly
  74. [22:04:52] DaREAL Shrang: How come the bans that shrang gives are so short in length?
  75. [22:04:59] ShrangIsRetarded: Hugendugen has taken away my moderator status
  76. [22:05:12] ShrangIsRetarded: Because his penis is short
  77. [22:05:20] DaREAL Shrang: HAHA, yeah!
  78. [22:05:38] ShrangIsRetarded: Masculinity is directly proportional to penis length
  79. [22:05:39] Nevernopancakes: Where is your life?
  80. [22:05:43] ShrangIsRetarded: sadly, I got none
  81. [22:05:50] ShrangIsRetarded: Shrang has no life
  82. [22:05:53] Citrus Freak: Since both of you fine examples of humanity seem to know a lot more about Pokémon than an elite, could you help me with my team?
  83. [22:06:21] Citrus Freak: I thought so.
  84. [22:06:42] DaREAL Shrang: I wonder how shrang feels about the Truth,
  85. [22:06:42] Shrang's PWNER: are u talking to urself ?
  86. [22:06:44] Shrang's PWNER: for my son
  87. [22:06:49] DaREAL Shrang: as well as getting trolled by poketrainer.
  88. [22:06:50] Shrang's PWNER: that's a banable action
  89. [22:07:29] Shrang's PWNER: i wonder when my son will come
  90. [22:07:43] ShrangIsRetarded: I don't know the difference betweeen first preson and secund person
  91. [22:07:49] DaREAL Shrang: Same here.
  92. [22:07:53] ShrangIsRetarded: oor 3ed person
  93. [22:08:05] Piex: morning
  94. [22:08:06] DaREAL Shrang: I can't wait to see how he responds to all the Truths present on this chat right now.
  95. [22:08:18] Shrang's PWNER: YESH
  96. [22:08:22] Shrang's PWNER: morning piex
  97. [22:08:27] Shrang's PWNER: let me introduce myself
  98. [22:08:31] Shrang's PWNER: i am Shrang's father
  99. [22:08:34] Citrus Freak: I can't wait to see how you stalk him for the next couple of hours.
  100. [22:08:34] ShrangIsRetarded: He is my dad
  101. [22:08:38] Shrang's PWNER: pleased to meet u
  102. [22:08:39] ShrangIsRetarded: My name is Shrang
  103. [22:08:46] ShrangIsRetarded: I am absolutely retarded
  104. [22:08:49] Piex: I wish I had a banhammer xD hello I guess tho
  105. [22:09:00] Shrang's PWNER: yes sadly my son is retarded
  106. [22:09:01] Piex: :) just reserved
  107. [22:09:02] Piex: an analysis
  108. [22:09:05] Piex: on the forums
  109. [22:09:07] Piex: gonna do sheddy :D
  110. [22:09:12] Shrang's PWNER: watch out
  111. [22:09:14] Shrang's PWNER: my son
  112. [22:09:16] Shrang's PWNER: might ban u
  113. [22:09:16] ShrangIsRetarded: The Smogon analyses are terrible
  114. [22:09:18] Shrang's PWNER: for no reason
  115. [22:09:23] Shrang's PWNER: because of that
  116. [22:09:25] ShrangIsRetarded: because I am an irresponsible retard
  117. [22:09:35] shitegotreal: ..
  118. [22:09:41] Shrang's PWNER: yeah, i mean how can a mod of smogon be this weak ?
  119. [22:09:42] shitegotreal: haven't laughed
  120. [22:09:44] shitegotreal: so much
  121. [22:09:46] Citrus Freak: You are an irresponsible retard, but you aren't shrang.
  122. [22:09:48] shitegotreal: in a while
  123. [22:09:49] shitegotreal: Thank you!
  124. [22:09:56] Shrang's PWNER: ur welcome
  125. [22:09:57] ShrangIsRetarded: My mother kicked me outta my house
  126. [22:10:04] ShrangIsRetarded: because I am a worthless scumbag
  127. [22:10:16] shitegotreal: haha
  128. [22:10:21] Citrus Freak: You are, but you aren't shrang.
  129. [22:10:27] ShrangIsRetarded: Citrus Freak: You are an irresponsible retard, but you aren't shrang.
  130. [22:10:29] ShrangIsRetarded: careful
  131. [22:10:36] Shrang's PWNER: ^
  132. [22:10:36] ShrangIsRetarded: I might just ban you for no reason
  133. [22:10:42] Shrang's PWNER: talk talk like that to my son
  134. [22:10:47] Shrang's PWNER: ^ he might ban u
  135. [22:10:48] Shrang's PWNER: yes
  136. [22:10:49] ShrangIsRetarded: I like to bitch about peeple
  137. [22:10:58] Citrus Freak: Let's see: you complain that shrang bans people for no reason...
  138. [22:11:00] Shrang's PWNER: yeah and i never look good on camera
  139. [22:11:12] Shrang's PWNER: yeah this is why we're giving him one
  140. [22:11:16] ShrangIsRetarded: Gravity Arceus is better than anything Citrus Freak can come up with
  141. [22:11:20] Citrus Freak: Yet you flood the chatroom with complaints and personal insults?
  142. [22:11:24] Shrang's PWNER: although the unbannable legends here will comeback soon anyway
  143. [22:11:29] Shrang's PWNER: exactly
  144. [22:11:39] shitegotreal: citrus freak
  145. [22:11:40] ShrangIsRetarded: Will you shut up? You have no place in this chatroom
  146. [22:11:42] shitegotreal: let them troll
  147. [22:11:42] DaREAL Shrang: Who cares, Citrus Freak.
  148. [22:11:42] Shrang's PWNER: since we got "banned" a few times for no reason
  149. [22:11:44] ShrangIsRetarded: I am a room owner
  150. [22:11:47] Shrang's PWNER: we decided to give him one
  151. [22:11:48] ShrangIsRetarded: I rule this place
  152. [22:12:00] DaREAL Shrang: What does insulting a low-life scum like shrang even mean anyway?
  153. [22:12:02] DaREAL Shrang: NOTHING.
  154. [22:12:09] Shrang's PWNER: NOTHING.
  155. [22:12:23] DaREAL Shrang: That worthless creature never deserved any respect to begin with.
  156. [22:12:31] Shrang's PWNER: YESH!
  157. [22:12:33] Citrus Freak: Lemme guess. You guys voted for Obama?
  158. [22:12:38] Shrang's PWNER: no
  159. [22:12:38] ShrangIsRetarded: I deserve NOTHING!
  160. [22:12:43] Shrang's PWNER: NOTHING.
  161. [22:12:53] DaREAL Shrang: >Assuming everyone lives in America
  162. [22:12:56] Shrang's PWNER: ^
  163. [22:13:05] Shrang's PWNER: or cares about those elections
  164. [22:13:06] CarbonTheSecond: As someone who supported Obama, I found that accusation hilarious
  165. [22:13:16] Zaren1113: ppl really hate breloom in ubers huh?
  166. [22:13:20] ShrangIsRetarded: no
  167. [22:13:21] Shrang's PWNER: no
  168. [22:13:23] Shrang's PWNER: they hate shrang
  169. [22:13:26] ShrangIsRetarded: people hate Shrang in Ubers
  170. [22:13:27] Shrang's PWNER: in Ubers
  171. [22:13:30] Shrang's PWNER: lol
  172. [22:13:51] ShrangIsRetarded: Shrang's penis is nearly non-existant
  173. [22:13:57] Zaren1113: they keep forfeiting to my aptly named Jeff the Killer
  174. [22:13:58] DaREAL Shrang: Shrang should retire as a Pokémon trainer.
  175. [22:14:07] Shrang's PWNER: and a smogon mod
  176. [22:14:07] ShrangIsRetarded: I should
  177. [22:14:10] ShrangIsRetarded: but
  178. [22:14:15] ShrangIsRetarded: I like to abuse my power
  179. [22:14:17] DaREAL Shrang: According to him, a Pokémon is unviable on the grounds that it has a chance of failing to perform its job.
  180. [22:14:20] ShrangIsRetarded: and use retarded teams
  181. [22:14:26] Shrang's PWNER: ^
  182. [22:14:30] Shrang's PWNER: such as karbink ones
  183. [22:14:42] DaREAL Shrang: Every Pokémon is unviable by that logic.
  184. [22:14:52] DaREAL Shrang: So he should never use any Pokémon,
  185. [22:15:02] DaREAL Shrang: hence quit being a trainer altogether.
  186. [22:15:23] ShrangIsRetarded: Since I am the room owner, let's move the topic in a different direction
  187. [22:15:24] Zaren1113: only non gen 3 and under on my team is ferrothorn, and only legend is kyogre
  188. [22:15:29] ShrangIsRetarded: MM2 is retarded
  189. [22:15:41] DaREAL Shrang: Indeed.
  190. [22:15:42] ShrangIsRetarded: and likes to coin bullshit terms such as Donkeyceus
  191. [22:15:49] ShrangIsRetarded: I mean really?
  192. [22:15:55] ShrangIsRetarded: Arceus is God
  193. [22:15:59] ShrangIsRetarded: and genderless
  194. [22:16:07] Shrang's PWNER: MM2 was licking Donkey's ass
  195. [22:16:08] Zaren1113: mm2 x with skll link in bh is fun
  196. [22:16:18] ShrangIsRetarded: Why would Arceus be named after DOnkey?
  197. [22:16:24] DaREAL Shrang: "Coining bullshit terms such as "Donkeyceus" does nothing except make you look like a superficial elitist"
  198. [22:16:28] ShrangIsRetarded: Has user Donkey been castrated?
  199. [22:16:32] DaREAL Shrang: Someone should tell Melee Mewtwo that.
  200. [22:16:45] Shrang's PWNER: YESH!
  201. [22:17:09] DaREAL Shrang: I love how despite being a stall user himself,
  202. [22:17:22] DaREAL Shrang: Melee Mewtwo says that SOMEONE ELSE (Donkey) is the "God of stall".
  203. [22:17:25] ShrangIsRetarded: It
  204. [22:17:34] ShrangIsRetarded: It's not just MM2
  205. [22:17:35] DaREAL Shrang: That wasjust priceless to see.
  206. [22:17:44] ShrangIsRetarded: Furai, Dice, Faint
  207. [22:17:54] ShrangIsRetarded: the whole lots belongs in a gay orgy
  208. [22:18:12] Zaren1113: know whats annoying? when contrary shuckle has max stats.
  209. [22:18:32] Shrang's PWNER: Son....i have a question, how are u an Ubers mod while i have never seen u topping or peaking the ladder ? or even being good at it....are all smogon Authorities bad as u in battling ?
  210. [22:18:42] Shrang's PWNER: while u*
  211. [22:18:46] ShrangIsRetarded: Obviously
  212. [22:18:54] Shrang's PWNER: ah i see....
  213. [22:18:55] ShrangIsRetarded: we only use our power
  214. [22:18:59] ShrangIsRetarded: and keep it
  215. [22:19:05] DaREAL Shrang: At least Dice knows how to describe himself well though.
  216. [22:19:07] DaREAL Shrang: (17:10) BRD: like srsly shove a gun up my mouth and pull the trigger-type cancer
  217. [22:19:08] ShrangIsRetarded: within our own circle
  218. [22:19:14] ShrangIsRetarded: in order to abuse it!
  219. [22:19:22] Shrang's PWNER: so smogon is a bunch of noobs that are making rules why they don't even know how to play ?
  220. [22:19:28] DaREAL Shrang: EXACTLY.
  221. [22:19:32] shitegotreal: indeed
  222. [22:19:37] shitegotreal: finally
  223. [22:19:37] DaREAL Shrang: It's been that way ever since December 2004.
  224. [22:19:39] shitegotreal: smogon
  225. [22:19:41] Shrang's PWNER: i wonder how such a community is still existent
  226. [22:19:41] shitegotreal: has to die
  227. [22:19:47] DaREAL Shrang: No, it's been that way even before that point, on GameFAQs.
  228. [22:20:09] Shrang's PWNER: i see....smogon has to die indeed then
  229. [22:20:15] Fucktap44: do I even want to be a part of this conversation
  230. [22:20:20] Fucktap44: this has to be an elaborate troll
  231. [22:20:22] Shrang's PWNER: Son....who has the power to kill Smogon ?
  232. [22:20:27] ShrangIsRetarded: Advice: no.
  233. [22:20:31] ShrangIsRetarded: Chaos
  234. [22:20:36] DaREAL Shrang: Remember all the politics Vineon AKA Smogon created during the TOS in order to diminish the legendary GGFan?
  235. [22:20:38] ShrangIsRetarded: just kidding
  236. [22:20:47] ShrangIsRetarded: Ultimate Champion has the power to kill Smogon
  237. [22:20:53] Shrang's PWNER: who else ?
  238. [22:21:03] Fucktap44: the actual smogon servers exist
  239. [22:21:03] ShrangIsRetarded: Sasha the Master!
  240. [22:21:07] Fucktap44: in another dimension
  241. [22:21:07] Shrang's PWNER: who else ?
  242. [22:21:12] Fucktap44: we need technology
  243. [22:21:19] TurnThatShitOf: Interesting conversation :o
  244. [22:21:30] Fucktap44: I suggest putting up a spy network in every government blackbox operation
  245. [22:21:31] Shrang's PWNER: oh i heard about that genius called Bossness too
  246. [22:21:35] DaREAL Shrang: http://lionheartggfan.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=unforgettable&action=display&thread=932&page=1 <- this story shows just how retarded Smogon is.
  247. [22:21:41] Fucktap44: to see if they have anything that will warp or transport across dimensions
  248. [22:21:43] DaREAL Shrang: Don't forget GGFan!
  249. [22:21:52] DaREAL Shrang: No wonder they're all A Rank on the viability list!
  250. [22:22:06] Shrang's PWNER: speaking of ranks
  251. [22:22:11] Shrang's PWNER: and viability lists
  252. [22:22:11] No.1(ubers): are you dracomaster
  253. [22:22:25] Zaren1113: 1 use of swd dance then mach punch from my breloom ohkos blissey
  254. [22:22:26] Shrang's PWNER: no you are garbage "my enemy"
  255. [22:22:36] DaREAL Shrang: Yeah, Shrang is E Rank.
  256. [22:22:49] DaREAL Shrang: “<GentleShark> lol shrang
  257. [22:22:50] DaREAL Shrang: <GentleShark> you got trollled by poketrainer”
  258. [22:22:56] Shrang's PWNER: shall we show them the real viability list guys ?
  259. [22:23:03] DaREAL Shrang: Even TRICKROOM is telling him how pathetic he is.
  260. [22:23:05] ShrangIsRetarded: YESZ!
  261. [22:23:08] DaREAL Shrang: Be my guest.
  262. [22:23:12] DaREAL Shrang: http://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/how-the-ubers-viability-ranking-list-should-look-like-from-a-professional-with-explanations.3486574/
  263. [22:23:22] Shrang's PWNER: http://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/how-the-ubers-viability-ranking-list-should-look-like-from-a-professional-with-explanations.3486574/#post-5052317
  264. [22:23:25] Shrang's PWNER: YESH!
  265. [22:23:57] Shrang's PWNER: this viability list is recorded in the HISTORY of smogon
  266. [22:24:33] No.1(ubers): wtf
  267. [22:24:34] DaREAL Shrang: http://oi40.tinypic.com/2eqcggk.jpg
  268. [22:24:58] DaREAL Shrang: ^ A testament to Melee Mewtwo's powerlessness before the Great Pokémon Master.
  269. [22:25:06] Zaren1113: ok guys can u stop the flame wars and if u got a problem pm someone.
  270. [22:25:19] Shrang's PWNER: NO
  271. [22:25:22] DaREAL Shrang: There's no "war" going on here right now.
  272. [22:25:23] Shrang's PWNER: this is the Truth
  273. [22:25:23] ShrangIsRetarded: NO
  274. [22:25:31] Shrang's PWNER: everyone has to know the Truth
  275. [22:25:32] DaREAL Shrang: A "war" by definition requires two sides.
  276. [22:25:37] Shrang's PWNER: even though it can be unbearable
  277. [22:25:41] DaREAL Shrang: No one is opposing us right now.
  278. [22:25:47] Shrang's PWNER: YESH!
  279. [22:25:50] ShrangIsRetarded: This is more of a massacre than a war
  280. [22:25:51] Shrang's PWNER: they can't anyway
  281. [22:26:11] DaREAL Shrang: What are they going to do to us?
  282. [22:26:17] DaREAL Shrang: Give us a pathetic, 9-hour ban?
  283. [22:26:38] Shrang's PWNER: not even PO 's banning system works against The Unbannable Legend
  284. [22:26:46] Shrang's PWNER: so with PS's system
  285. [22:26:54] DaREAL Shrang: You see, despite the fact that shrang is labelled as a "room owner" here,
  286. [22:26:58] Shrang's PWNER: heh, good luck
  287. [22:27:01] DaREAL Shrang: this Ubers room really belongs to US.
  288. [22:27:07] Shrang's PWNER: YES
  289. [22:27:08] Shrang's PWNER: my son
  290. [22:27:12] Shrang's PWNER: has no power
  291. [22:27:12] ShrangIsRetarded: Simply put, Shrang is a worthless motherfucker
  292. [22:27:20] Shrang's PWNER: O_O
  293. [22:27:21] Shrang's PWNER: son
  294. [22:27:24] DaREAL Shrang: Want me to give you this channel's welcome message?
  295. [22:27:24] Shrang's PWNER: more respect plz
  296. [22:27:28] Shrang's PWNER: to ur mom
  297. [22:27:29] ShrangIsRetarded: nope
  298. [22:27:31] DaREAL Shrang: Welcome to the channel dedicated to the Dragon Masters, the ultimate clan in the world of competitive Pokémon, formed through the fusion of Dragon Rush and Masters, two of the oldest and strongest Pokémon clans in the past. Here is the link to our forums: http://dragonmasters.forumeiros.eu/
  299. [22:27:38] ShrangIsRetarded: Shrang fucks his mom everyday
  300. [22:27:39] Shrang's PWNER: ^
  301. [22:27:40] DaREAL Shrang: Here is the link to our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/615521698472798/ If you are interested in joining our clan, please take your time to read this thread: http://dragonmasters.forumeiros.eu/t2-dragon-masters-application-procedure-read-this-first
  302. [22:27:41] DaREAL Shrang: Glory be to the Dragon Masters! LONG LIVE OUR PROUD CLAN!
  303. [22:27:49] DaREAL Shrang: THAT is this channel's welcome message.
  304. [22:27:53] Shrang's PWNER: WELCOME TO DRAGON MASTER'S OFFICIAL CHANNEL
  305. [22:28:06] DaREAL Shrang: Those imbeciles at Smogon don't own this room.
  306. [22:28:11] Shrang's PWNER: AND THE LADDER THAT IS COMPLETELY CONQUERRED BY US
  307. [22:28:13] DaREAL Shrang: We the Dragon Masters do!
  308. [22:28:22] Shrang's PWNER: YESSSSSSSSSS !
  309. [22:28:27] Shrang's PWNER: ALL HAIL DRAGON MASTERS !
  310. [22:28:31] ShrangIsRetarded: FUCK YEAH!
  311. [22:28:41] Shrang's PWNER: LONG LIVE OUR PROUD CLAN !
  312. [22:28:49] Zaren1113: *sends in Xerneas*
  313. [22:28:52] TurnThatShitOf: Not for long tho
  314. [22:29:00] Shrang's PWNER: eh..
  315. [22:29:06] Shrang's PWNER: that's the second year
  316. [22:29:06] DaREAL Shrang: Our Dialga says "Flash Cannon, motherfucker"
  317. [22:29:08] Shrang's PWNER: on this way
  318. [22:29:12] Shrang's PWNER: so yeah
  319. [22:29:17] Shrang's PWNER: it has already been long enough
  320. [22:29:28] Shrang's PWNER: and since we r immortals
  321. [22:29:34] Shrang's PWNER: it will stay like that forever
  322. [22:29:40] Shrang's PWNER: until SMOGON DIES !
  323. [22:29:54] TurnThatShitOf: hack is dm ? :D
  324. [22:30:00] ShrangIsRetarded: I am the best in the world!
  325. [22:30:05] Shrang's PWNER: NO
  326. [22:30:08] Shrang's PWNER: U R SHRANG
  327. [22:30:08] DaREAL Shrang: Smogon is going to die soon.
  328. [22:30:13] ShrangIsRetarded: Oh yeah
  329. [22:30:14] Shrang's PWNER: SHRANG
  330. [22:30:18] ShrangIsRetarded: sorry for being retarded
  331. [22:30:20] Shrang's PWNER: CANT BE THE BEST
  332. [22:30:26] DaREAL Shrang: Whoever's been hacking Pokémon Showdown! lately should MAIM this place with DOS attacks.
  333. [22:30:34] Zaren1113: focus blast dialga
  334. [22:30:53] Shrang's PWNER: GG SMOGON !
  335. [22:31:00] TurnThatShitOf: You guys suck :(
  336. [22:31:07] TurnThatShitOf: seriously
  337. [22:31:08] Shrang's PWNER: SHRANG SUX INDEED
  338. [22:31:21] DaREAL Shrang: You took the words right out of my mouth :)
  339. [22:31:26] Shrang's PWNER: :)
  340. [22:31:31] ShrangIsRetarded: hehe
  341. [22:31:50] TurnThatShitOf: keep up the good work tho :D
  342. [22:32:03] Shrang's PWNER: i hope ur enjoying knowing the Truth
  343. [22:32:26] TurnThatShitOf: Can i join dm ?
  344. [22:32:33] ShrangIsRetarded: Sure you can
  345. [22:32:36] DaREAL Shrang: TurnThatShitOf,
  346. [22:32:37] Shrang's PWNER: instead of being hurt of it....like what smogon does when they aknowledge it
  347. [22:32:43] DaREAL Shrang: you should read this channel's welcome message.
  348. [22:32:47] Shrang's PWNER: ^
  349. [22:32:51] DaREAL Shrang: In case you missed it,
  350. [22:32:52] Shrang's PWNER: it has everything u need
  351. [22:32:57] DaREAL Shrang: I'll present it to you once more:
  352. [22:33:01] Shrang's PWNER: YESH!
  353. [22:33:01] DaREAL Shrang: Welcome to the channel dedicated to the Dragon Masters, the ultimate clan in the world of competitive Pokémon, formed through the fusion of Dragon Rush and Masters, two of the oldest and strongest Pokémon clans in the past. Here is the link to our forums: http://dragonmasters.forumeiros.eu/
  354. [22:33:08] DaREAL Shrang: Here is the link to our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/615521698472798/ If you are interested in joining our clan, please take your time to read this thread: http://dragonmasters.forumeiros.eu/t2-dragon-masters-application-procedure-read-this-first
  355. [22:33:09] DaREAL Shrang: Glory be to the Dragon Masters! LONG LIVE OUR PROUD CLAN!
  356. [22:33:12] TurnThatShitOf: lets see
  357. [22:33:26] Shrang's PWNER: btw guys
  358. [22:33:32] Shrang's PWNER: i am inviting Steeljackal
  359. [22:33:38] Shrang's PWNER: to the clan
  360. [22:35:00] Zaren1113: give xerneas power herb, geomancy, moonblast, focus blast, and psyshock: complete weakness coverage.
  361. [22:36:16] No.1(ubers): These guys should shut up
  362. [22:36:24] ShrangIsRetarded: You think so?
  363. [22:36:32] No.1(ubers): Yes
  364. [22:36:36] Shrang's PWNER: u r garbage spiral core
  365. [22:36:38] Shrang's PWNER: no offense
  366. [22:36:40] ShrangIsRetarded: It doesn't matter what you think! ~ The Rock
  367. [22:36:42] Shrang's PWNER: but u SUCK
  368. [22:37:00] Shrang's PWNER: u think ur Sasha The Master's enemy
  369. [22:37:05] Shrang's PWNER: while he doesn't even know who u r
  370. [22:37:14] Shrang's PWNER: because he doesn't care
  371. [22:37:30] Zaren1113: hehe scarfed cloyster trolls in ubers
  372. [22:37:33] No.1(ubers): You are sasha
  373. [22:37:36] TurnThatShitOf: sasha is that you ? :o
  374. [22:37:43] No.1(ubers): garbage sasga
  375. [22:37:44] Piex: u guys aren't banned yet?
  376. [22:37:47] No.1(ubers): sasga
  377. [22:37:52] No.1(ubers): Sasha
  378. [22:38:05] No.1(ubers): piex they will get banned
  379. [22:38:06] DaREAL Shrang: Don't worry Sasha,
  380. [22:38:10] Sasha The Master !: I AM HERE
  381. [22:38:11] Sasha The Master !: YES
  382. [22:38:12] DaREAL Shrang: I killed Spiral Core, remember?
  383. [22:38:14] DaREAL Shrang: http://pastebin.com/iCZdJE2k
  384. [22:38:15] CarbonTheSecond: Yep, Geomancy, Moonblast, Focus Blast and Psyshock provide decent coverage against anything not named Aegislash.
  385. [22:38:20] Sasha The Master !: WHO WANTS A PIECE OF ME ?
  386. [22:38:30] CarbonTheSecond: Of course, Zaren, Aegis is the single most common counter to Xern
  387. [22:38:33] TurnThatShitOf: Sasha i want to join you
  388. [22:38:33] CarbonTheSecond: So have fun with that
  389. [22:38:58] Zaren1113: oh for aegislash i just run ANYTHING FAST with earthquake
  390. [22:38:59] shitegotreal: Sasha
  391. [22:39:02] shitegotreal: you suck.
  392. [22:39:04] shitegotreal: :P
  393. [22:39:28] CarbonTheSecond: Is that how you got your incredible 1450s rating then, Zaren?
  394. [22:39:29] CarbonTheSecond: :p
  395. [22:39:41] Zaren1113: nope. breloom did that
  396. [22:39:49] No.1(ubers): Hey carbon
  397. [22:39:55] • Sasha The Master ! is afk
  398. [22:39:58] CarbonTheSecond: ?
  399. [22:40:07] No.1(ubers): you are dm that's why you talk to much
  400. [22:40:27] Zaren1113: 1 use of swd dance and mach punch ohkos blissey
  401. [22:40:30] ShrangIsRetarded: [21:49:41] Hyper Beam 1337: *I turn around to look at the corpses of all the people Sasha and I have massacred*
  402. [22:40:31] ShrangIsRetarded: [21:49:51] Hyper Beam 1337: Me: "Curse your fate for standing in my way!"
  403. [22:40:33] DaREAL Shrang: How dare you talk about our clan like that on our very channel!
  404. [22:40:33] ShrangIsRetarded: Haha!
  405. [22:40:38] DaREAL Shrang: :)
  406. [22:40:47] KingGrief@mkw: what ev spread on xerneas
  407. [22:41:03] No.1(ubers): You are dareal shrang
  408. [22:41:05] Zaren1113: i build custom ev spread
  409. [22:41:06] No.1(ubers): really
  410. [22:41:11] No.1(ubers): hah
  411. [22:42:44] Zaren1113: my xerneas: http://pastebin.com/q29hvEbj
  412. [22:43:14] Zaren1113: auto build sucks on here
  413. [22:43:48] Zaren1113: i should switch out psychic for psyshock
  414. [22:44:06] Fucktap44: for the most part, xern is STILL overrated
  415. [22:45:01] DaREAL Shrang: *Grabs Shrang by the head*
  416. [22:45:09] DaREAL Shrang: *Fires a Hyper Beam from my palm*
  417. [22:45:09] shitegotreal: lol
  418. [22:45:12] shitegotreal: hahahaha
  419. [22:45:20] DaREAL Shrang: POINT-BLANK RANGE CEREBRAL DESTRUCTION!
  420. [22:45:23] Zaren1113: oh god. do not try to burn air balloon wg klefki in hackmons. u wll die
  421. [22:45:24] shitegotreal: what happened to the trolling?
  422. [22:45:36] Piex: :) finished writing my 2nd analysis
  423. [22:45:44] shitegotreal: typing*
  424. [22:45:45] Piex: written for sheddy now
  425. [22:45:46] shitegotreal: lol
  426. [22:45:47] No.1(ubers): :)
  427. [22:45:54] shitegotreal: don't try looking
  428. [22:45:57] shitegotreal: like you worked hard
  429. [22:45:59] shitegotreal: ;)
  430. [22:47:41] Piex: hmm
  431. [22:47:44] Piex: with the analyses
  432. [22:47:48] Piex: when are smogon gonna
  433. [22:47:49] ShrangIsABastard: Yep.
  434. [22:47:52] ShrangIsABastard: Changed names :)
  435. [22:47:56] Zaren1113: my ubers team. btw i rarely use kyogre. http://pastebin.com/ENud54RK
  436. [22:48:12] Piex: roll out the gen 6 analyses onto the unviersity strategy website
  437. [22:58:10] shitegotreal: zaren
  438. [22:58:23] shitegotreal: you have 3 fucking Scarfs in your team lol.
  439. [23:03:03] KingGrief@mkw: I saw a sashed arceus
  440. [23:03:29] Citrus Freak: Wow.
  441. [23:03:42] Citrus Freak: Not as bad as what I saw, though.
  442. [23:03:57] Citrus Freak: Clamperl. Holding a DeepseaTooth.
  443. [23:04:39] CarbonTheSecond: Well, that is somewhat viable on your average NU TR team
  444. [23:05:41] Citrus Freak: Yeah, your average NU team.
  445. [23:05:56] Citrus Freak: Quite viable, an average NU threat in Ubers.
  446. [23:17:30] Citrus Freak: Can somebody help me test a team?
  447. [23:18:32] Coolestshinyraikou: http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/pokebankubersbeta-71160958 OU vs UBERS i win
  448. [23:20:40] TurnThatShitOf: Yo Melee
  449. [23:23:15] Fucktap44: Meleeisdeeaaad
  450. [23:23:20] • Fucktap44 everyone screams in terra
  451. [23:23:20] Sasha The Master !: no
  452. [23:23:24] Sasha The Master !: he is reading
  453. [23:23:36] DaReal MM2: Brawl Lucario > Melee Mewtwo
  454. [23:23:50] Fucktap44: I'm guessing he'll be up in, maybe 1 to 2 hours, but not now
  455. [23:24:33] DaReal MM2: http://pastebin.com/ibB8smU2
  456. [23:24:39] DaReal MM2: Smodrone, you missed out on A LOT.
  457. [23:24:57] DaReal MM2: If you want to see everything that happened on this channel while you were gone,
  458. [23:25:04] DaReal MM2: just read that whole PasteBin :)
  459. [23:44:20] No.1 in Uber: No need to do that
  460. [23:44:30] DaReal MM2: Why?
  461. [23:45:20] No.1 in Uber: No one wants to read your nonsense
  462. [23:45:30] DaReal MM2: They're not nonsense.
  463. [23:45:35] DaReal MM2: They're the Truth.
  464. [23:45:50] DaReal MM2: But I take it it's too unbearable for an imbecile like you.
  465. [23:46:05] No.1 in Uber: dm sucks
  466. [23:46:10] Sasha The Master !: u suck
  467. [23:46:14] DaReal MM2: We rule.
  468. [23:46:15] Sasha The Master !: ur garbage
  469. [23:46:19] Sasha The Master !: ur a random
  470. [23:46:23] DaReal MM2: Look at Pokémon Online's ladder at the moment.
  471. [23:46:42] DaReal MM2: #1 and #3 are both us.
  472. [23:47:22] No.1 in Uber: Don't spread lies on this channel
  473. [23:47:27] Sasha The Master !: lol
  474. [23:47:30] Sasha The Master !: ur the only lie here
  475. [23:47:35] Fucktap44: I think this only proves one thing
  476. [23:47:36] Sasha The Master !: ur existence is a lie
  477. [23:47:50] Fucktap44: that this channel needs more mods and that PS' ban system is beyond attrocious
  478. [23:48:10] DaReal MM2: http://oi44.tinypic.com/mh61ox.jpg
  479. [23:48:17] DaReal MM2: The current state of that ladder.
  480. [23:48:21] DaReal MM2: We OWN that ladder.
  481. [23:48:46] DaReal MM2: [23:47:50] Fucktap44: that this channel needs more mods and that PS' ban system is beyond attrocious
  482. [23:48:48] DaReal MM2: Indeed.
  483. [23:48:56] DaReal MM2: Sasha and I should become moderators...
  484. [23:48:59] DaReal MM2: No, server owners.
  485. [23:49:04] Sasha The Master !: yes
  486. [23:49:12] DaReal MM2: Pokémon Showdown! would be a MILLION times better if that was the case.
  487. [23:49:13] No.1 in Uber: You guys should get banned
  488. [23:49:21] DaReal MM2: What does banning us do?
  489. [23:49:25] Sasha The Master !: ^
  490. [23:49:27] DaReal MM2: We just come back in 9 hours time.
  491. [23:49:28] Sasha The Master !: we can't be banned lol
  492. [23:49:39] Sasha The Master !: we r the UNBANNABLE LEGENDS
  493. [23:49:49] DaReal MM2: ^
  494. [23:49:54] No.1 in Uber: Hahaah
  495. [23:50:16] Sasha The Master !: yeah laugh all u want, u look cute when u do...all randoms do look cute
  496. [23:50:36] Sasha The Master !: Spiral Core....
  497. [23:50:43] Sasha The Master !: don't interfere with us plz
  498. [23:50:50] No.1 in Uber: i am better than you
  499. [23:50:56] Sasha The Master !: :)
  500. [23:51:00] Sasha The Master !: u sure are
  501. [23:51:01] No.1 in Uber: :)
  502. [23:51:04] Kartik b: anyone want to battle
  503. [23:51:20] Fucktap44: use the ladder kartik
  504. [23:51:27] No.1 in Uber: Sasha you are a garbage
  505. [23:51:32] Sasha The Master !: lol
  506. [23:51:32] DaReal MM2: http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/pokebankubersbeta-66847408 Owned.
  507. [23:51:36] Sasha The Master !: who are u ?
  508. [23:51:45] Kartik b: i am new can anyone give me an idea for a ubers team
  509. [23:51:55] No.1 in Uber: sure pm me
  510. [23:52:11] No.1 in Uber: Sasha i am your master
  511. [23:52:21] Kartik b: id like to battle meelee mewtwo
  512. [23:52:34] No.1 in Uber: He is busy
  513. [23:52:36] Sasha The Master !: those are my words Spiral Core
  514. [23:52:46] Kartik b: damn you no 1 in ubers
  515. [23:52:47] No.1 in Uber: What
  516. [23:53:06] DaReal MM2: Back in 2003, I would FALCON PAUNCH and KNEE OF JUSTICE Melee Mewtwo into oblivion on a daily basis.
  517. [23:53:10] Sasha The Master !: how can u be my master
  518. [23:53:10] Kartik b: sorry i accidently wrote the damn no offense
  519. [23:53:17] Sasha The Master !: when u get destroyed
  520. [23:53:22] Sasha The Master !: by my ultimate Kyurem
  521. [23:53:23] Kartik b: sorry no 1 in ubers
  522. [23:53:26] Sasha The Master !: in this battle http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/pokebankubersbeta-69190254
  523. [23:53:30] No.1 in Uber: get lost loser
  524. [23:53:37] CarbonTheSecond: Holy shit
  525. [23:53:39] CarbonTheSecond: Shots fired
  526. [23:53:46] Kartik b: sorry man i wrote it accidently
  527. [23:53:54] No.1 in Uber: No problem
  528. [23:54:18] Sasha The Master !: or when u died slowly in this battle ?
  529. [23:54:18] Kartik b: i meant to say do you want to battle no 1 in ubers
  530. [23:54:19] Sasha The Master !: http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/pokebankubersbeta-70229145
  531. [23:54:33] Sasha The Master !: how can u even compare urself to me ?
  532. [23:54:40] Sasha The Master !: u are a random
  533. [23:54:43] No.1 in Uber: Don't post fucking replays
  534. [23:54:43] Sasha The Master !: A RANDOM
  535. [23:54:47] Sasha The Master !: why ?
  536. [23:54:49] Sasha The Master !: because
  537. [23:54:51] No.1 in Uber: Battle now
  538. [23:54:55] Sasha The Master !: they show how weak u are ?
  539. [23:54:56] Kartik b: ok
  540. [23:55:07] Kartik b: send me a challenge
  541. [23:55:13] No.1 in Uber: sasha you afraid of battling
  542. [23:55:16] No.1 in Uber: not you
  543. [23:55:21] DaReal MM2: http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/pokebankubersbeta-66848151
  544. [23:55:23] Sasha The Master !: yeah i am wetting my pants
  545. [23:55:30] DaReal MM2: I love how Spiral Core never says GG xD
  546. [23:55:37] Sasha The Master !: pissed of the loss
  547. [23:55:38] Sasha The Master !: xD
  548. [23:55:53] Kartik b: just battle will you guys settle the score sasha and no 1 in ubers
  549. [23:56:24] DaReal MM2: I think Melee Mewtwo is dead.
  550. [23:56:41] DaReal MM2: All those Falcon Punches and Knees of Justice I've been giving him must have finally caught up.
  551. [23:56:46] lagburgers: kartik those guys are just a bunch of trolls
  552. [23:56:55] lagburgers: there's no reason to pay attention to them at all
  553. [23:57:05] Kartik b: i guess do you want to battle
  554. [23:57:21] lagburgers: I told you, use the ladder
  555. [23:57:25] DaReal MM2: Don't let lagburgers fool you.
  556. [23:57:28] Combat Llama: My super cheap team wrecking Pokebank Ubers http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/pokebankubersbeta-71165746
  557. [23:57:29] DaReal MM2: HE is the real troll here.
  558. [23:57:31] DaReal MM2: Ignore him.
  559. [23:57:55] Kartik b: ok sorry for the trouble guys btw give me an idea for a team
  560. [23:57:59] lagburgers: um, both of you are terrible
  561. [23:58:07] DaReal MM2: We are the best.
  562. [23:58:13] DaReal MM2: The Living Legends.
  563. [23:58:22] DaReal MM2: The world's Greatest Pokémon Masters.
  564. [23:58:28] Kartik b: okay okay
  565. [23:58:38] Kartik b: i dont want to fight
  566. [23:58:43] DaReal MM2: We have reached #1 on almost 50 Übers ladders combined.
  567. [23:59:08] Kartik b: can someone give me an idea for an ubers team
  568. [23:59:36] Kartik b: or at least recommend a place where i can get one
  569. [00:05:15] Combat Llama: Is it weird I like fire moves but not fire types?
  570. [00:07:05] shitegotreal: Hi guys.
  571. [00:07:20] Sasha The Master !: http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/pokebankubersbeta-71166011
  572. [00:07:22] Sasha The Master !: here you go
  573. [00:07:28] Sasha The Master !: are u glad now ?
  574. [00:07:54] Level 56 (Lugia): good battle sasha
  575. [00:07:54] No.1 in Uber: No
  576. [00:08:02] Sasha The Master !: indeed
  577. [00:08:19] Sasha The Master !: don't get butthurt Spiral Core
  578. [00:08:35] Sasha The Master !: it's ur mistake that u came playing with us
  579. [00:08:41] No.1 in Uber: what if i bring my real team
  580. [00:08:46] Sasha The Master !: lol
  581. [00:08:52] No.1 in Uber: then you will get butthurt
  582. [00:08:58] No.1 in Uber: All the day
  583. [00:09:08] Sasha The Master !: i don't have all the day for ur garbage
  584. [00:09:10] Sasha The Master !: u wanted a battle
  585. [00:09:13] Sasha The Master !: i gave u one
  586. [00:09:21] Sasha The Master !: this is the 4th battle i win u in a row
  587. [00:09:40] Sasha The Master !: now i have to go
  588. [00:09:43] Sasha The Master !: c ya all
  589. [00:09:47] DaReal MM2: Bye.
  590. [00:09:48] No.1 in Uber: Fuck off
  591. [00:09:50] Sasha The Master !: and nice troll xD
  592. [00:09:55] Sasha The Master !: don't cry kid
  593. [00:09:58] DaReal MM2: Yep :)
  594. [00:10:07] Level 56 (Lugia): hahahaha
  595. [00:10:17] No.1 in Uber: Fuck off butthurter
  596. [00:10:23] Sasha The Master !: exactler
  597. [00:10:25] Sasha The Master !: butthurter
  598. [00:10:29] Sasha The Master !: i hurted urs
  599. [00:10:38] DaReal MM2: No. in Ubers,
  600. [00:10:38] No.1 in Uber: fucker
  601. [00:10:38] DaReal MM2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNPvd0HE7Kk
  602. [00:10:44] shitegotreal: lol
  603. [00:10:52] Sasha The Master !: lol i'm enjoying pissing this guy off
  604. [00:10:59] shitegotreal: lol
  605. [00:10:59] Sasha The Master !: i can feel him crying behind his PC
  606. [00:11:01] shitegotreal: lol
  607. [00:11:03] shitegotreal: triple lol
  608. [00:11:13] DaReal MM2: Heh.
  609. [00:12:11] shitegotreal: naah this is better for him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOzXHOhn-EA
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