Satanic Panic (2019)

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Is it supposed to take
this long?

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Mom, I...
Wait. I-I know you're mad.

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But, Mom, I-I didn't even
want to do it.

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Please.
Mom.

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Mom... Mom... Mom!

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Oh, fuck.
No, no, no, no.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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♪ Satanic panic ♪

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♪ Satanic panic ♪

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♪ Satanic panic ♪

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♪ Satanic panic ♪

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♪ Kangaroos are listening ♪

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♪ Some koala bears are, too ♪

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♪ They can't hear my heartbeat ♪

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♪ They don't know I miss you ♪

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♪ You got pills, you got drugs ♪

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♪ What you need is a hug ♪

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♪ I can't see you
behind your paraphernalia ♪

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♪ But I'm waiting for you ♪

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♪ In Australia ♪

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What the... What is that?

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I told you.

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♪ In Australia ♪

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I shouldn't have shown you guys.

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Oh.

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Delivering pizza is a calling
whose techniques

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- are passed down orally...
- And anally.

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...from generation
to generation.

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This is hazing.

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Great.

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Got a double going to S Town,
triple going west,

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and the Presbyterians are having
a lock-in.

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Ooh!
I get the pesky Presbies.

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Hey, Karim, you're west.

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Young lady, S Town.

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Ain't nothing good happening
in S Town, baby.

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♪ In Australia ♪

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Samster.

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Yeah?

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You owe me $5.

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For what?

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Deposit on the thermal bag.

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Oh.
But I need that $5 for gas.

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Look. It'll be
right there when you're done.

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Hey. I don't want
my girlfriend crying.

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I'm not your girlfriend.

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You keep calling me.

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For a job.

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And here you are.

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Thanks.
It's great.

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You owe me.

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Please move.
I'm getting wet.

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I have that effect on all women.

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You should meditate.

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Real universe?
It's in there.

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Boop!

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Wait.
Why did you call it S Town?

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Scrooge Town.

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Never tips.

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Shit.

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Two fuzzy bunnies.

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Two fuzzy bunnies.
Two fuzzy bunnies.

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Two fuzzy bunnies.

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Um, did you order from Home Run?

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Righteous.
Can you grab one end?

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Oh, I-I have another delivery.

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- What's your name?
- Sam.

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Mine too.
What are the chances?

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You have to give me a hand.

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- It's the code of the Sams.
- Is that a thing?

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There are 7 million Sams
in America,

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and you're the first one
I've ever met

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who doesn't know the code
of the Sams?

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- I-I...
- Sams helping Sams.

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That's our jam.

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All right.

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All right. Sweet.
Grab this end.

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Uh, that'll be $24.75.

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- Thank you.
- Do you have to go?

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Well, after you pay, I go.

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Piss.
Do you have to piss?

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- What?
- I have this guy in here,

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and he wants me to piss
on his face, but I already went.

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I'll pay you $12.

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Uh... no?

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Prude.

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I thought you was Mexicans.

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Um, that'll be $8.98.

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My change?

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It's laundry day.

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My Richard doesn't need this
in heaven.

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- Oh. Oh, no, no, no.
- And it's exactly your size.

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- I-I don't need this.
- Bless your heart.

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Oh!

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From one Sam to another,
you rule.

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It's expired.

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In four hours, my total earnings

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are an expired
Applebee's coupon, a head cold,

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and a sweater that smells
like racism.

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It's your first day.

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I took this job for the tips.

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You need someone to make sure
you get the fat orders.

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You?

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The only movies I watch
are documentaries,

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and when I go to the gym,
I listen to books.

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I can satisfy all your physical
<i>and</i> intellectual needs.

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I don't have any needs.

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You're uncomfortable
because I'm authentic.

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Delivery for Mill Basin.
Five pies in five.

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That's outside our zone.

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I'll do it.

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- Where to, Mad Max?
- Uh, Mill Basin.

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Five years ago,
I took an order to Mill Basin.

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The fuckers stiffed me
for the tip

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<i>and</i> slammed the door
in my face.

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So I went through the window,
and everybody's boning...

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like, dudes, chicks,
dogs and cats, a frog and shit.

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So I'm in there getting it,
like, "Ribbit!"

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Like everybody's all, "Unh!
Unh!"

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And I passed the hat.

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Made $32.

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You go to Mill Basin
a delivery boy,

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but you come back
a delivery man.

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Hello?

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Home Run Pizza.

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Hi.

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It's my first night.

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Sorry.

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Okay.

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Here you go.

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Thank you.

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Oh, wait. My boss gets mad
if you don't sign.

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Thank you, sir,
and have a wonderful night

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and enjoy your pi...

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Oh.
Excuse me!

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Excuse me, sir!
I think you forgot to tip!

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Please, please, please,
please, please.

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Please...

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You stupid...

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Hello?
Excuse me!

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I know you're home, sir!

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We are gathered here tonight

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to activate
our fullest potential.

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For 17 years, we have achieved
unprecedented growth

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thanks to team unity
and personal productivity.

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So I'm saying to you right now,

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be prepared for a major
paradigm shift,

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because today is nonreturnable.

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I haven't built my career
because I needed to help others.

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- Excuse me. Sorry. Pardon me.
- I haven't sacrificed

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all I have
because I needed friends.

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I do what I do
because I love to make winners.

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Are you ready to be a winner?

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- Yes!
- Excuse me. I'm sorry.

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But did you see a guy with a big
mustache, kind of dead eyes?

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Are you ready to take back
what you are owed?

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- Yes!
- Are you ready to just do it?

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- Yes!
- Who are you?

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I-I'm Sam.

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What are you doing here?

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I delivered pizza
for a guy here,

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but he didn't tip, and I need
that tip for gas money.

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I mean, if everyone here gave
a quarter, that'd be like...

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Wait.
You don't know anyone here?

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I mean, that would be
like almost $10.

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- Yes!
- Are you ready

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to fully commit yourselves
to Satan?

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Yes!

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- Everything helps.
- You can't be here.

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Mill Basin is actually outside
our delivery zone.

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You have to go.

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Call forth the change driver!

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We've... had a complication.

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Complications are just
opportunities in disguise.

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Change driver was not as pure
as she appeared.

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Can she be salvaged?

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She's no longer with us.

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Seriously?

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What did Samuel say?

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Samuel wasn't happy
with my hands-on approach,

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so I've put him somewhere

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where he won't cause any...
backsliding.

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This is Beltane, Danica.

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It is a full moon!

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We're summoning Baphomet.

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We need a virgin.

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Excuse me!

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Um, sorry to interrupt
your party or, um, whatever,

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but I'm the pizza guy...
oh, girl...

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a-and someone here ordered five
large pies, one with sweet corn,

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uh, and he paid with a card,
but he didn't tip.

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So I just wanted to see if maybe
you guys would cover for him.

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I-I just don't think it's fair

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for me to drive
all the way out here

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and not be able to cover
the cost of gas, so...

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Who are you?

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The pizza, uh, person.

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And what are you doing
in my house?

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Look, you guys.

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You may live
in this nice neighborhood,

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and I deliver pizza,
but we're not so different.

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I mean, I have to make a living,
just like you.

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So, you know, maybe if you could
pass the helmet,

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the next time I'm busking
and someone says,

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"Hey, what's with those stuck-up
snobs in Mill Basin?"

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I'll say, "Hey. No.

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They're actually pretty cool,"
right?

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Busking?

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Yeah, uh,
I sing my own material...

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like, folk songs...
down by the aquarium.

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Are you by any chance...
a virgin?

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Um, that's a very personal
question.

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She's a virgin.

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Oh. Um, excuse me.

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Can you, um,
can you let me go, please?

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Excuse me. Hey. Hey.
Ow.

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Guess you pissed off my bitch
whore of a wife as well.

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Sorry.
Who are you?

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Who am I?

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I own this house.
Who the hell are you?

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Um, I delivered that pizza.

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You packing heat?

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You come with anyone else?

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What about fighting skills...
judo, karate, Krav Maga,

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Filipino knife fighting?

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All right.
Well, that was that.

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Look, all I did
was ask for a tip.

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I-I mean, I probably shouldn't
have come in the house,

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but it's my first night,
so, you know, lesson learned.

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Do you have any idea
what's happening here tonight?

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Um, well, I work in a field
that pays $2.13 an hour

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and my income is mostly based
off tips,

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but everyone in there got
pissed off when I asked for one.

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Okay, well, none of those people
are gonna tip you

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because they're too busy
worshipping Satan,

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and tonight they are summoning
Baphomet.

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Like the band?

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Like the triple-faced god
of hell.

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And they're probably gonna
kill us tonight.

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Well, they're definitely killing
me.

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They're probably gonna kill you.
I don't know.

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Oh, you must think
I'm a lot younger than I look.

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I mean, Carl, my neighbor, he's
a Satanist and he's a vegan.

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They are gonna render my fat
to make candles.

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Okay.
Uh, I need to get back to work.

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They are gonna cut
your tongue out.

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They are gonna jam needles
into your eyes,

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and that's them being merciful,
okay?

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Just be happy
you're not a virgin.

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I've spent the last 22 years
fending off horny dudes.

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I think I can handle

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a bunch of sexually repressed
suburban dads.

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Oh, my God.

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Are you a virgin?

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That's a very personal question.

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Christing hell.

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This night just keeps getting
better and better and better.

258
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,777
Whoa. Hey.
Listen. Hey.

259
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,212
I need you to scrape together

260
00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:15,613
whatever brain cells
you have left.

261
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,248
Rude.

262
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,817
Baphomet needs a virgin womb
to be born.

263
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,852
Okay? Do you understand
what I'm saying?

264
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,854
That's the only reason
you are alive right now, okay?

265
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:26,691
He is a big fucking demon
from hell,

266
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:29,827
and when that clock strikes
12:00, he is gonna rip you open!

267
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:32,363
I've seen that album cover.

268
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:40,304
You have any idea why the rich
stay rich and you stay screwed?

269
00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:41,639
Mm, better healthcare.

270
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,407
Do you have any tools?

271
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,509
We're not going anywhere.

272
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:47,678
You should just accept that.

273
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:51,816
You want a hit?

274
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:54,919
Really good kush.
You won't feel a thing.

275
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,554
I've been on this delivery
for over an hour and a half.

276
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,522
I'm probably fired.

277
00:20:58,524 --> 00:20:59,824
Aha.

278
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,294
My name is Samuel.

279
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:06,731
Oh. I'm Sam.
Cool. Same name.

280
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,333
Don't worry.
I won't even scratch the frame.

281
00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:11,469
I suggest you stop fighting
this.

282
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:15,539
I bet you have a lot
of boyfriends.

283
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,609
I mean, if you count the guy
who got me this job

284
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,745
and now wants me to put out
so he'll send me on better runs,

285
00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:23,281
then I think...
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

286
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:26,851
Listen.
They need to sacrifice a virgin.

287
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:30,054
No virgin, no sacrifice.

288
00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,823
Let me protect you.

289
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:35,893
- Oh!
- Come here.

290
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:43,567
Hey. I'm trying to save
your life, okay?

291
00:21:43,569 --> 00:21:45,303
Stop fighting me here.

292
00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:46,871
I'm trying to save...

293
00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:53,511
Yeah. I'm gonna save you
whether you like it or not.

294
00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:00,584
Look at what you made me do.
I'm a feminist!

295
00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:12,830
Oh!

296
00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:19,970
Duncan! Duncan! Duncan!

297
00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:21,772
Please... Please help me!
Please!

298
00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:25,076
You are way out of line.

299
00:22:25,078 --> 00:22:27,345
- I didn't hear...
- Put it down.

300
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:28,879
Now, you...

301
00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:31,949
I'm...
I'm not even a gun person.

302
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:35,353
Please.

303
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:38,989
One way or another, they aren't
getting their virgin.

304
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:41,826
Code of the Sams.
No. Code of the Sams.

305
00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:20,097
And now the great work begins.

306
00:23:28,141 --> 00:23:30,641
Oh, Samuel.

307
00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:37,148
What did you do?

308
00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:45,623
We were so close, Samuel.

309
00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:49,960
We were almost there.

310
00:23:53,699 --> 00:23:58,068
Sadly, you only have yourself
to blame.

311
00:23:58,070 --> 00:24:00,037
It's your fault.

312
00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:11,081
All right.

313
00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:16,053
Where are ya?

314
00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:20,858
I know that soul's around here
somewhere.

315
00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:22,793
A little lower.

316
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:25,529
Little lower.

317
00:24:25,531 --> 00:24:26,997
Okay.

318
00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:29,133
Now we're getting close.

319
00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:31,502
There you are.

320
00:24:31,504 --> 00:24:33,170
All righty.

321
00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:36,874
Ooh. Oh, it's so slippery.

322
00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:39,977
Ah.
Okay.

323
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:41,879
There.

324
00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:46,217
Thank you.

325
00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:52,056
Run it under cold water and
bake it at 225 for 40 minutes.

326
00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:54,859
Pack it with bay leaf, black
peppercorn, and graveyard dirt.

327
00:24:54,861 --> 00:24:56,527
Use the big casserole tray.

328
00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:58,262
Oh.
And, Danielle?

329
00:24:58,264 --> 00:24:59,830
Not my good tray.

330
00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:01,999
<i>I</i> think...

331
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,235
Your job is not to think.

332
00:25:05,137 --> 00:25:08,205
Your job is to tell me
one thing, Gypsy.

333
00:25:09,775 --> 00:25:11,976
Where the fuck is my virgin?

334
00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:26,991
Please. Please. Please help.
Help me.

335
00:25:30,129 --> 00:25:32,096
Oh, my gosh!
Are you okay?

336
00:25:32,098 --> 00:25:34,098
- Please help me.
- Of course you're not okay.

337
00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:35,599
What am I saying?
What happened?

338
00:25:35,601 --> 00:25:37,735
I got attacked.
Call 911, please.

339
00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:43,107
Was it a gang-initiation thing?

340
00:25:43,109 --> 00:25:46,076
No. A-A man at the house down
the street, he tried to rape me.

341
00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:48,012
That's bonkers.

342
00:25:48,014 --> 00:25:50,748
We have to call 911.
I-I dropped my phone.

343
00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:52,583
First thing,
we stop the bleeding.

344
00:25:52,585 --> 00:25:55,286
My mom will kill me
if I get blood on anything.

345
00:25:55,288 --> 00:25:56,654
I'm babysitting.

346
00:25:56,656 --> 00:25:58,155
Oh, what does that pay?

347
00:25:58,157 --> 00:25:59,557
Twenty-five an hour.

348
00:25:59,559 --> 00:26:01,892
- Wow.
- I see your boobs.

349
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:04,695
Hey!
Back in the TV room, guys.

350
00:26:04,697 --> 00:26:06,597
This is adults only.

351
00:26:06,599 --> 00:26:08,198
Sorry.

352
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,768
Come oh.
Go, go, go.

353
00:26:24,717 --> 00:26:26,317
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

354
00:26:26,319 --> 00:26:29,753
I'm having a heck of a time
getting these two situated.

355
00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:31,722
Here.

356
00:26:31,724 --> 00:26:32,856
You're alone?

357
00:26:34,293 --> 00:26:36,026
Just me and the monsters.

358
00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:38,796
That's why your story
is so scary.

359
00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:44,768
I don't think any of this
is mine.

360
00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:47,838
You sure?
Your face is really pale.

361
00:26:49,008 --> 00:26:51,375
Um, what did the police say?

362
00:26:51,377 --> 00:26:54,812
Oh, I knew I was forgetting
something.

363
00:26:54,814 --> 00:26:57,181
Here.
You need the sugar.

364
00:26:57,183 --> 00:26:59,917
It'll keep you from going
into shock.

365
00:27:31,384 --> 00:27:32,650
Hey!

366
00:27:36,389 --> 00:27:38,922
You tell,
I'll say you touched my butt.

367
00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:52,269
Wait. Are you allowed
to be watching this?

368
00:27:52,271 --> 00:27:55,139
Hey. Hey!

369
00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:58,275
Stay off the carpet, okay?

370
00:27:58,277 --> 00:28:00,811
You must be freezing.

371
00:28:01,247 --> 00:28:02,813
Police?

372
00:28:02,815 --> 00:28:04,882
They said they're sending
someone right away.

373
00:28:04,884 --> 00:28:06,083
We're supposed to sit tight.

374
00:28:11,924 --> 00:28:13,290
He's dead!

375
00:28:13,292 --> 00:28:16,060
Oh, he's just sleepy, sweetie.

376
00:28:19,298 --> 00:28:21,131
You gave a child soda?!

377
00:28:21,133 --> 00:28:23,834
- What is wrong with you?
- What did you put in that?

378
00:28:24,236 --> 00:28:27,104
Shh.
I'm sorry I snapped.

379
00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:28,939
Jordan's diabetic,

380
00:28:28,941 --> 00:28:31,208
and refined sugar really throws
his system out of balance.

381
00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:32,810
I don't want to hurt you.

382
00:28:32,812 --> 00:28:35,479
Of course not.
Why would you want to hurt me?

383
00:28:35,481 --> 00:28:37,381
- Don't move.
- I'm not moving.

384
00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:42,252
Get her, sweetie!

385
00:28:46,459 --> 00:28:47,891
Get that mean lady!

386
00:28:51,030 --> 00:28:52,196
I'm sorry!

387
00:28:52,198 --> 00:28:55,132
You motherfucker!
That is a child!

388
00:28:55,134 --> 00:28:57,768
You'd better pray
he doesn't have a concussion!

389
00:28:57,770 --> 00:28:59,136
Just leave me alone.

390
00:28:59,138 --> 00:29:02,005
All you had to do
was drink your Coca-Cola,

391
00:29:02,007 --> 00:29:04,942
but now you've created
a situation!

392
00:29:04,944 --> 00:29:07,311
- Stay away!
- know girls like you.

393
00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:10,781
You go to public school
and eat government cheese

394
00:29:10,783 --> 00:29:13,917
and get pregnant
in the sixth grade!

395
00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:18,956
Hey, babe.
What's all the racket?

396
00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:22,526
Shred her, sis.

397
00:29:23,195 --> 00:29:25,095
Who are you people?!

398
00:29:35,341 --> 00:29:36,807
Slut.

399
00:29:38,244 --> 00:29:40,778
Hey!

400
00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:50,854
No. No.
No.

401
00:29:50,856 --> 00:29:53,056
No. No, no.
No, no.

402
00:29:53,058 --> 00:29:55,192
No. No. No.
No.

403
00:29:55,194 --> 00:29:57,427
No, no.
No.

404
00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:54,284
Hello?

405
00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:11,134
That's a Kmart bra, so I'm
assuming you're not one of them.

406
00:31:11,136 --> 00:31:14,004
Um, I-I'm Sam.
I deliver pizza.

407
00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:16,340
What the fuck
are you waiting for? Untie me.

408
00:31:16,342 --> 00:31:18,008
I'm having some trust issues
right now.

409
00:31:18,010 --> 00:31:20,277
The enemy of your enemy
is your friend.

410
00:31:20,279 --> 00:31:22,112
- What?
- The enemy of your en...

411
00:31:22,114 --> 00:31:24,181
For fuck's sake, they were
about to bang me to death

412
00:31:24,183 --> 00:31:26,149
with a giant killdo, okay?

413
00:31:26,151 --> 00:31:27,351
Okay.

414
00:31:29,588 --> 00:31:31,121
Now, wait.
Who are you?

415
00:31:31,123 --> 00:31:32,623
None of your fucking business,
paper boy.

416
00:31:32,625 --> 00:31:34,091
Pizza girl.

417
00:31:34,093 --> 00:31:35,626
I don't give a flying monkey's
fuck sac.

418
00:31:35,628 --> 00:31:37,494
Ow!

419
00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:41,531
Look, we have to get out
of here.

420
00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:43,200
What's this "we" shit?

421
00:31:43,202 --> 00:31:45,302
I'm getting out of here.
You can go back to Domino's.

422
00:31:45,304 --> 00:31:47,371
- I don't know what's happening!
- Yeah.

423
00:31:47,373 --> 00:31:49,973
That's exactly why I want you
to stay the fuck away from me.

424
00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:55,245
911. What's your emergency?

425
00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:56,580
Hi. Yeah.
I'm at Mill Basin.

426
00:31:56,582 --> 00:31:58,282
And I don't know
what's happening, but I'm...

427
00:31:58,284 --> 00:31:59,917
What's your location, please?

428
00:31:59,919 --> 00:32:01,585
Um, I-I don't know the address,

429
00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:04,187
but it's... it's a big house,
scary-looking.

430
00:32:04,189 --> 00:32:06,156
Um, it's, like,
on a deserted street.

431
00:32:06,158 --> 00:32:07,291
I don't...

432
00:32:07,293 --> 00:32:09,092
Idiot.

433
00:32:11,130 --> 00:32:13,697
They're at Kim
and Steve's house.

434
00:32:13,699 --> 00:32:16,466
You have the survival instincts
of a giant panda bear.

435
00:32:16,468 --> 00:32:18,402
Stay the fuck away from...

436
00:32:20,506 --> 00:32:21,972
Did you do that?

437
00:32:21,974 --> 00:32:24,207
It was an accident.

438
00:32:25,344 --> 00:32:27,544
You're a natural born killer.

439
00:32:27,546 --> 00:32:28,645
Judi.

440
00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:30,580
No.
I-I didn't mean to.

441
00:32:30,582 --> 00:32:34,084
Get your big tits in gear.
They know we're here.

442
00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:47,364
Oh.
Wait, wait.

443
00:32:49,568 --> 00:32:50,734
This way.

444
00:33:21,066 --> 00:33:23,066
Why do I smell your daughter?

445
00:33:23,068 --> 00:33:24,468
That's her corpse
you're smelling.

446
00:33:24,470 --> 00:33:25,769
Kim and Steven took care of her.

447
00:33:25,771 --> 00:33:27,304
Okay.

448
00:33:33,012 --> 00:33:38,081
Your whore daughter murdered
our girls, Danica.

449
00:33:38,083 --> 00:33:39,483
What?

450
00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:41,318
Why were Kristen and Michelle
with my daughter?

451
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:42,786
Oh. We, uh...

452
00:33:42,788 --> 00:33:47,057
Did you kill my daughter
like I asked you to, Steven?

453
00:33:47,059 --> 00:33:48,658
We gave her to the girls,
Danica.

454
00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:50,093
You what?!

455
00:33:50,796 --> 00:33:52,596
They were so excited
about killing her.

456
00:33:52,598 --> 00:33:54,231
I know.

457
00:33:54,233 --> 00:33:55,599
Oh!

458
00:33:55,601 --> 00:33:58,335
- They wanted to, sweetie.
- Why did I do that?

459
00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:02,406
I am seriously questioning
your leadership.

460
00:34:02,408 --> 00:34:03,774
All right, people!

461
00:34:03,776 --> 00:34:06,309
We will form three-person
kill teams.

462
00:34:06,311 --> 00:34:08,211
We will split the neighborhood
into quadrants.

463
00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:09,446
Go, go, go!

464
00:34:09,448 --> 00:34:11,348
Don't be a fascist, Gypsy.

465
00:34:11,350 --> 00:34:13,583
We didn't sell our souls so
we could clomp around outdoors

466
00:34:13,585 --> 00:34:15,385
like a bunch of goddamn hippies.

467
00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:17,320
Fascists get things done.

468
00:34:18,624 --> 00:34:19,723
Oh.

469
00:34:19,725 --> 00:34:21,391
Oh.

470
00:34:22,061 --> 00:34:24,761
Thank you, Danielle.

471
00:34:42,114 --> 00:34:43,580
Trivets.

472
00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:49,286
Soul soufflé, anyone?

473
00:34:50,155 --> 00:34:51,155
Knife.

474
00:36:01,693 --> 00:36:02,926
T-shirt.

475
00:36:14,273 --> 00:36:16,473
Samuel, find me my virgin.

476
00:36:27,786 --> 00:36:33,423
And that's why I lead
this coven.

477
00:36:33,792 --> 00:36:35,559
Burn this.

478
00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:58,548
Let's sneak back to my Vespa
and go.

479
00:37:00,686 --> 00:37:03,987
A, I'm not getting caught dead
on a fucking Vespa,

480
00:37:03,989 --> 00:37:06,389
and B, they're about to have
sick, fucked-up shit

481
00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:08,592
all over these streets
in about five seconds.

482
00:37:19,438 --> 00:37:20,670
All right.

483
00:37:20,672 --> 00:37:22,539
This should keep out
the basics...

484
00:37:22,541 --> 00:37:25,909
spirit dogs, slipskins,
grind guts,

485
00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:31,248
the gray man, night hags...
anything that walks or crawls.

486
00:37:31,717 --> 00:37:35,352
Demons won't cross salt
without counting every grain.

487
00:37:35,354 --> 00:37:36,720
It's one of their rules.

488
00:37:36,722 --> 00:37:39,589
Fuckers have more rules
than Yahtzee.

489
00:37:40,425 --> 00:37:42,259
Demons are obsessed with laws,
codes, rituals...

490
00:37:42,261 --> 00:37:43,793
all that type-A shit.

491
00:37:43,795 --> 00:37:45,629
What are you talking about?
Those were just people.

492
00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:48,565
Oh, was that just people
back there...

493
00:37:48,567 --> 00:37:50,734
a girl I've known my entire life
about to hump me to death

494
00:37:50,736 --> 00:37:52,469
with her H.R. Giger love stick?

495
00:37:52,471 --> 00:37:54,504
Okay. They're nuts,
but they're not wizards.

496
00:37:54,506 --> 00:37:55,839
We have to go.

497
00:37:55,841 --> 00:37:58,608
Whoever lives here
is gonna come home.

498
00:37:58,610 --> 00:38:01,711
No one's gonna be home
before sun-up.

499
00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,619
Let's just call the police
or... or get out of here,

500
00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:10,754
but we can't stay here.

501
00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:15,592
Oh, my God.

502
00:38:15,594 --> 00:38:17,394
You're like a big retarded baby.

503
00:38:17,396 --> 00:38:19,763
My mom and her butt buddies
are booty-calling Baphomet,

504
00:38:19,765 --> 00:38:21,931
and we're gonna hide in here
like scared little bitches

505
00:38:21,933 --> 00:38:24,501
because they can turn your liver
into fire ants.

506
00:38:24,503 --> 00:38:27,470
If they find us,
they're not going to kill us.

507
00:38:27,472 --> 00:38:29,606
They're gonna do shit
that you can't comprehend.

508
00:38:29,608 --> 00:38:31,308
And they're not going to stop

509
00:38:31,310 --> 00:38:32,942
until you're strapped naked
to a barbed-wire altar

510
00:38:32,944 --> 00:38:35,412
with the 15-foot
beast of Gehenna

511
00:38:35,414 --> 00:38:36,813
and his double-pronged
demon dong

512
00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:38,381
walking out of your cooch chute

513
00:38:38,383 --> 00:38:40,950
like it's a revolving door
of ground beef.

514
00:38:42,054 --> 00:38:44,621
Why am I even listening to you?
You're one of them.

515
00:38:45,524 --> 00:38:47,991
That's the first smart thing
you've said today.

516
00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:50,026
Look, I'm going upstairs
and I'm getting a shirt,

517
00:38:50,028 --> 00:38:51,528
and then I'm getting out
of here.

518
00:38:51,530 --> 00:38:53,430
Stay or go.
It's your choice.

519
00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:57,000
That's cute.
You think we have choices.

520
00:40:56,021 --> 00:40:58,121
Two fuzzy bunnies.

521
00:40:58,123 --> 00:41:00,223
Two fuzzy bunnies.

522
00:41:00,225 --> 00:41:02,525
Two fuzzy bunnies.

523
00:41:02,527 --> 00:41:04,761
Two fuzzy bunnies.

524
00:41:22,013 --> 00:41:23,112
No!

525
00:41:44,636 --> 00:41:45,802
Sam!

526
00:41:46,137 --> 00:41:47,570
I got you.
I got you.

527
00:41:49,508 --> 00:41:50,988
Come on. Come on.
Come on.

528
00:41:51,910 --> 00:41:53,950
Come on. You're gonna be okay.
I got you.

529
00:42:20,672 --> 00:42:21,738
Help me!

530
00:42:32,651 --> 00:42:35,151
Was I just attacked by a sheet?

531
00:42:36,621 --> 00:42:37,654
Yes.

532
00:42:37,656 --> 00:42:41,157
Well, technically a haxan cloak.

533
00:42:52,003 --> 00:42:53,970
It's gone!

534
00:42:54,706 --> 00:42:57,106
Your haxan cloak failed.

535
00:42:57,876 --> 00:43:00,310
This wouldn't be the first time
you were wrong.

536
00:43:00,312 --> 00:43:02,879
I know you have
some of Judi's hair.

537
00:43:02,881 --> 00:43:04,213
Give it to me.

538
00:43:04,215 --> 00:43:07,183
We want to find the girls,
not kill them.

539
00:43:07,886 --> 00:43:10,620
Your daughter lost
her virginity,

540
00:43:10,622 --> 00:43:14,624
your husband lost our virgin,
and your haxan cloak failed.

541
00:43:14,626 --> 00:43:16,859
Someone needs to take charge.

542
00:43:16,861 --> 00:43:19,062
And you're volunteering?

543
00:43:19,064 --> 00:43:20,997
It is five hours until sunrise.

544
00:43:20,999 --> 00:43:23,333
We don't have time
for a weak leader.

545
00:43:23,335 --> 00:43:27,303
Now give me her hair
and get out of my way.

546
00:43:28,173 --> 00:43:30,607
Is this how everyone feels?

547
00:43:32,944 --> 00:43:35,979
Our... Our children are dead,
Danica.

548
00:43:35,981 --> 00:43:37,647
Danielle?

549
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:45,021
I see.
Then I'll prepare the altar.

550
00:43:45,624 --> 00:43:46,990
We'll do it.

551
00:43:46,992 --> 00:43:49,158
This rookie needs a clean slate.

552
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,394
Oh. Here.

553
00:43:51,396 --> 00:43:53,930
The tramp dropped this.
She got a call.

554
00:43:53,932 --> 00:43:56,132
Wasn't dropping
a veil of shadows

555
00:43:56,134 --> 00:43:58,368
over our activities<i> your</i> job?

556
00:43:58,370 --> 00:44:04,040
Make the witness disappear
if you think you can handle it.

557
00:44:04,976 --> 00:44:06,909
Mind the carpet.

558
00:44:15,253 --> 00:44:21,924
Home-schooled, black Amex,
new Saab... all when I was 15.

559
00:44:21,926 --> 00:44:23,426
I was the shit.

560
00:44:23,428 --> 00:44:25,995
And then tonight, they summon
Baphomet's big hairy ass

561
00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:27,363
and let him do
all this sick shit

562
00:44:27,365 --> 00:44:29,198
and he makes them super rulers
of the universe.

563
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:30,900
And you?

564
00:44:30,902 --> 00:44:33,102
Apparently, Baphomet only
travels through virgin vag.

565
00:44:33,371 --> 00:44:35,038
Doesn't end well for the virgin.

566
00:44:38,343 --> 00:44:39,842
Wait.
You're a virgin?

567
00:44:40,445 --> 00:44:43,179
President of
the Promise Keepers.

568
00:44:43,181 --> 00:44:45,314
As soon as I found out
why they wanted my cherry,

569
00:44:45,316 --> 00:44:46,949
I didn't even want to.

570
00:44:46,951 --> 00:44:49,318
Found the first guy I could
and boned down.

571
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,788
We should stop drinking.

572
00:44:51,790 --> 00:44:55,258
You really want to face
this shit sober?

573
00:44:55,260 --> 00:44:57,160
I've seen three people die
tonight

574
00:44:57,162 --> 00:45:00,430
and was just attacked
by some really expensive sheets.

575
00:45:00,432 --> 00:45:04,167
So I don't really know
what to think right now.

576
00:45:04,169 --> 00:45:07,103
Welcome to the world
behind the world.

577
00:45:25,857 --> 00:45:28,391
As above, so below.

578
00:45:41,740 --> 00:45:44,107
- Hi, is this Sam's friend?
- This is Duncan.

579
00:45:44,109 --> 00:45:46,509
Oh, this is Duncan.

580
00:45:46,511 --> 00:45:48,911
Oh, she would not stop talking
about you.

581
00:45:48,913 --> 00:45:50,079
That doesn't surprise me.

582
00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:51,447
Well, I met Sam on Tinder,

583
00:45:51,449 --> 00:45:53,783
but she turned out to be
a real disappointment.

584
00:45:53,785 --> 00:45:57,220
All she did was cry and talk
about you, so I threw her out.

585
00:45:57,222 --> 00:45:58,955
Then I saw she left her phone,

586
00:45:58,957 --> 00:46:01,958
and, well, I thought I'd go
straight to the source.

587
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:04,193
I'm a bit of a size queen,
to be honest with you.

588
00:46:04,195 --> 00:46:05,995
You are?
Well, it's uncut.

589
00:46:05,997 --> 00:46:09,932
Oh.
That's very impressive.

590
00:46:09,934 --> 00:46:15,071
Well, I have an eight ball of
cocaine and feel empty inside.

591
00:46:15,073 --> 00:46:17,206
Why don't you come over
and fill me up?

592
00:46:17,208 --> 00:46:18,775
Need me
to stop and grab anything?

593
00:46:18,777 --> 00:46:20,176
Scented oils?

594
00:46:20,178 --> 00:46:24,147
The... The kind that warm...
warm things up?

595
00:46:24,149 --> 00:46:25,548
Trust me...

596
00:46:26,851 --> 00:46:29,152
I'm only interested
in your body.

597
00:47:09,561 --> 00:47:11,327
Death to the weak.

598
00:47:11,329 --> 00:47:13,262
Wealth to the strong.

599
00:47:14,599 --> 00:47:18,901
Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.

600
00:47:18,903 --> 00:47:22,171
Death to the weak.

601
00:47:22,173 --> 00:47:24,040
Wealth to the strong.

602
00:47:24,042 --> 00:47:26,976
Death to the weak.

603
00:47:26,978 --> 00:47:29,512
Wealth to the strong.

604
00:47:29,514 --> 00:47:32,949
Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.

605
00:47:38,623 --> 00:47:43,359
Um, I-I have to
tell you something.

606
00:47:43,361 --> 00:47:45,628
You have feelings for me?

607
00:47:45,630 --> 00:47:47,563
Have another drink.
They'll pass.

608
00:47:47,565 --> 00:47:49,232
No.

609
00:47:50,602 --> 00:47:52,235
I'm a virgin.

610
00:47:53,638 --> 00:47:54,937
What?

611
00:47:56,241 --> 00:47:57,907
How the fuck
is that possible?

612
00:47:57,909 --> 00:48:00,042
I had a boyfriend,
but he just couldn't perform.

613
00:48:00,044 --> 00:48:01,978
- I mean, he's gone now, but...
- We're fucked.

614
00:48:01,980 --> 00:48:04,280
I mean, I-I don't... I don't
mind if we have to...

615
00:48:04,282 --> 00:48:05,882
Uh, yeah,
I-I see what you're doing.

616
00:48:05,884 --> 00:48:07,416
No, I know
what you're thinking,

617
00:48:07,418 --> 00:48:09,518
but even if I stuck
a fucking candle up your cooch,

618
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:11,888
it's strictly dickly
when it comes to black magic.

619
00:48:11,890 --> 00:48:13,923
- I'm sorry.
- Your boyfriend's limp dick

620
00:48:13,925 --> 00:48:15,024
is gonna get us killed.

621
00:48:15,026 --> 00:48:16,125
As soon as... Hey.

622
00:48:17,662 --> 00:48:19,362
You're bleeding.

623
00:48:23,167 --> 00:48:24,533
Oh, no.

624
00:48:24,535 --> 00:48:26,535
- Oh, no, no.
- What?

625
00:48:28,306 --> 00:48:29,906
They have my hair.

626
00:48:29,908 --> 00:48:32,375
Wealth to the strong.

627
00:48:32,377 --> 00:48:34,577
Death to the weak.

628
00:48:34,579 --> 00:48:36,245
Wealth to the strong.

629
00:48:36,247 --> 00:48:38,514
Death to the weak.

630
00:48:38,516 --> 00:48:41,183
Wealth to the strong.

631
00:48:46,090 --> 00:48:48,691
Sam, hurry.

632
00:48:48,693 --> 00:48:50,593
We have to seal my skin.

633
00:48:50,595 --> 00:48:53,095
It's the only way.

634
00:48:53,097 --> 00:48:55,631
Write this.
Start on my feet.

635
00:49:08,646 --> 00:49:09,979
Fuck.

636
00:49:13,351 --> 00:49:14,383
Okay.

637
00:49:16,955 --> 00:49:17,987
Fuck!

638
00:49:17,989 --> 00:49:19,555
Death to the weak.

639
00:49:19,557 --> 00:49:21,557
Wealth to the strong.

640
00:49:23,061 --> 00:49:24,560
I'm drawing it.

641
00:49:24,562 --> 00:49:27,129
Hang on, hang on, hang on.

642
00:49:27,131 --> 00:49:29,098
Wealth to the strong.

643
00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:30,533
Death to the weak.

644
00:49:30,535 --> 00:49:33,102
Wealth to the strong.

645
00:49:33,104 --> 00:49:35,171
- Hurry, hurry.
- I'm trying, I'm trying.

646
00:49:35,173 --> 00:49:36,405
Death to the weak.

647
00:49:36,407 --> 00:49:39,141
Wealth to the strong.

648
00:49:45,717 --> 00:49:48,284
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God. What is happening?

649
00:49:48,286 --> 00:49:50,252
Wealth to the strong.

650
00:49:50,254 --> 00:49:54,056
Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.

651
00:49:54,058 --> 00:49:57,626
Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.

652
00:50:08,473 --> 00:50:10,206
Keep going.

653
00:50:10,208 --> 00:50:13,042
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, I ca... I can't do this.

654
00:50:13,044 --> 00:50:14,510
I just...
I just want to go home.

655
00:50:14,512 --> 00:50:19,448
I was supposed to be
a gore streak on a mattress.

656
00:50:19,450 --> 00:50:21,784
And you beat them.

657
00:50:23,755 --> 00:50:24,787
Write.

658
00:50:24,789 --> 00:50:26,455
I can't, I can't.

659
00:50:26,457 --> 00:50:28,157
Tell me a story.

660
00:50:28,159 --> 00:50:30,326
Once upon a time, there was
a boy named Harry Potter.

661
00:50:30,328 --> 00:50:33,362
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- I don't know what to say!

662
00:50:35,533 --> 00:50:38,167
I never had a boyfriend.

663
00:50:38,169 --> 00:50:39,435
Tell me about yours.

664
00:50:40,638 --> 00:50:43,139
What, about Daniel?

665
00:50:43,141 --> 00:50:47,343
Um... Um, he could do the entire
"Road Warrior" movie,

666
00:50:47,345 --> 00:50:49,278
including sound effects,
from memory.

667
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:53,082
Um, I met him
at my first day at AYAO.

668
00:50:53,084 --> 00:50:56,719
Uh, AYAO... the Adolescent
Young Adult Oncology Center.

669
00:50:56,721 --> 00:51:00,056
I had to stay there
for my chemo.

670
00:51:00,058 --> 00:51:01,624
I'll never love anyone else.

671
00:51:04,495 --> 00:51:06,462
Death to the weak.

672
00:51:06,464 --> 00:51:08,564
Wealth to the strong.

673
00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:12,068
Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.

674
00:51:13,438 --> 00:51:15,738
We were in and out of AYAO
for two years,

675
00:51:15,740 --> 00:51:18,474
and he taught me a mantra
for when I get tense.

676
00:51:18,476 --> 00:51:20,543
Um, it's... it's silly
and it's goofy,

677
00:51:20,545 --> 00:51:22,211
but I just focus on
two fuzzy bunnies

678
00:51:22,213 --> 00:51:23,779
until they're the only thing
in the entire world,

679
00:51:23,781 --> 00:51:25,548
and it just
totally blocks out all the pain.

680
00:51:25,550 --> 00:51:26,549
Aah!

681
00:51:29,220 --> 00:51:30,286
Finish my back!

682
00:51:30,288 --> 00:51:32,254
- Finish my back!
- Um! Um...

683
00:51:32,256 --> 00:51:34,256
I had Hodgkin's lymphoma,
and he had leukemia.

684
00:51:34,258 --> 00:51:35,825
Don't stop!

685
00:51:35,827 --> 00:51:38,160
I had to stay at the hospital
for my chemo infusions,

686
00:51:38,162 --> 00:51:40,196
so after each one
he'd roll his chair to my door

687
00:51:40,198 --> 00:51:42,298
and do the "Road Warrior"
to make me laugh.

688
00:51:42,300 --> 00:51:43,532
He told me that Australia

689
00:51:43,534 --> 00:51:44,600
was the greatest country
in the world.

690
00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:46,168
Um, I wrote him songs

691
00:51:46,170 --> 00:51:48,537
about wallabies and wombats
and kangaroos,

692
00:51:48,539 --> 00:51:50,272
and the first time we kissed

693
00:51:50,274 --> 00:51:52,675
was after I sang to him
about the rainbow lorikeets.

694
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:58,314
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- Don't... Don't stop.

695
00:51:58,316 --> 00:52:00,249
- Don't stop.
- Oh, my God, oh, my God.

696
00:52:02,653 --> 00:52:05,287
Wealth to the strong.

697
00:52:05,289 --> 00:52:06,755
Death to the weak.

698
00:52:06,757 --> 00:52:09,291
Wealth to the strong.

699
00:52:09,293 --> 00:52:13,295
Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.

700
00:52:13,297 --> 00:52:17,133
Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.

701
00:52:17,135 --> 00:52:19,802
Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.

702
00:52:21,472 --> 00:52:22,905
We were gonna celebrate
our first cancerversary

703
00:52:22,907 --> 00:52:24,640
by going to Australia together.

704
00:52:24,642 --> 00:52:28,511
But, um, after I went
into remission, Daniel didn't.

705
00:52:28,513 --> 00:52:31,547
Two weeks after they told me
I was cancer-free,

706
00:52:31,549 --> 00:52:33,782
he went back into AYAO.

707
00:52:33,784 --> 00:52:38,654
I wanted to visit him,
but I couldn't.

708
00:52:38,656 --> 00:52:40,789
I mean, no one blamed me.
Everyone understood.

709
00:52:40,791 --> 00:52:44,527
But the fact is he never gave up
on me, and I gave up on him.

710
00:52:44,529 --> 00:52:46,328
I ran away.

711
00:52:46,330 --> 00:52:47,363
Judi?

712
00:52:48,299 --> 00:52:49,732
Don't stop.

713
00:52:49,734 --> 00:52:53,903
Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.

714
00:52:53,905 --> 00:52:57,840
Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.

715
00:52:57,842 --> 00:52:59,942
No! Come on!

716
00:52:59,944 --> 00:53:02,578
Come on, come on, come on.

717
00:53:02,580 --> 00:53:04,280
Death to the weak.

718
00:53:04,282 --> 00:53:06,515
- Come on, come on.
- Wealth to the strong.

719
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:11,754
Come on.

720
00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:29,972
That Viking whore!

721
00:53:29,974 --> 00:53:32,741
She taught her daughter
the book.

722
00:53:32,743 --> 00:53:33,976
Fuck!

723
00:53:38,783 --> 00:53:41,417
The party has arrived,
motherfuckers.

724
00:53:41,419 --> 00:53:43,319
Enter freely.

725
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:58,367
You got lady balls.

726
00:53:58,369 --> 00:54:01,637
People like you normally look
at someone like me and think,

727
00:54:01,639 --> 00:54:04,907
"This guy is living
the frequency?

728
00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:06,609
I can't handle."

729
00:54:06,611 --> 00:54:12,781
Grade-A melting-snowflake,
skin-shivering cocaine.

730
00:54:12,783 --> 00:54:17,553
Like an icy waterfall
inside your brain.

731
00:54:17,555 --> 00:54:19,421
Uh...

732
00:54:20,324 --> 00:54:21,390
Yeah.

733
00:54:21,392 --> 00:54:22,591
Oh!

734
00:54:24,362 --> 00:54:26,462
Uh, do you have a beer?

735
00:54:26,464 --> 00:54:29,665
IPA? Light beer is fine.
I just...

736
00:54:29,667 --> 00:54:31,634
I have to drive.

737
00:54:31,636 --> 00:54:32,701
Later.

738
00:54:32,703 --> 00:54:34,336
Quitter.

739
00:54:34,338 --> 00:54:36,272
Relax.
Snort.

740
00:54:36,274 --> 00:54:37,006
Okay.

741
00:54:42,813 --> 00:54:44,413
- Oh, more?
- Mm-hmm.

742
00:54:44,415 --> 00:54:46,282
Okay.

743
00:54:50,021 --> 00:54:51,820
- Now, tell me...
- Hmm?

744
00:54:51,822 --> 00:54:53,022
How do you feel?

745
00:54:53,024 --> 00:54:55,557
How do I feel?
Um...

746
00:54:56,394 --> 00:54:58,994
How do... How do I feel?
Uh...

747
00:55:01,065 --> 00:55:02,865
I feel amazing.

748
00:55:09,473 --> 00:55:10,773
Ow.

749
00:55:16,414 --> 00:55:18,914
Come back.
What are you doing?

750
00:55:22,887 --> 00:55:24,520
What's...

751
00:55:24,522 --> 00:55:25,954
What's wrong with my legs?

752
00:55:31,629 --> 00:55:33,996
What are you...
What are you...?

753
00:55:33,998 --> 00:55:35,597
What'd you do to my legs?

754
00:55:38,569 --> 00:55:40,602
What'd you do to me?

755
00:55:48,579 --> 00:55:50,813
Uh-huh.

756
00:55:50,815 --> 00:55:51,980
Yep.

757
00:55:51,982 --> 00:55:54,416
There we go.
Uh-huh.

758
00:55:54,418 --> 00:55:57,619
You're going to help me
find my daughter.

759
00:56:00,725 --> 00:56:03,659
Mm-hmm.
Where are the girls, huh?

760
00:56:05,496 --> 00:56:07,996
G-Girls...

761
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:13,435
You're going to tell me
exactly what I need to know.

762
00:56:13,437 --> 00:56:15,070
I can't... I can't hear you.

763
00:56:15,072 --> 00:56:16,805
What's that?

764
00:56:16,807 --> 00:56:19,808
Oh, now we're talking.

765
00:56:19,810 --> 00:56:20,843
All right.

766
00:56:20,845 --> 00:56:23,879
Where are they?

767
00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:25,781
Where are these girls, huh?

768
00:56:30,020 --> 00:56:31,820
Okay.

769
00:56:33,691 --> 00:56:36,024
Fucking unbelievable, Mom.

770
00:56:36,026 --> 00:56:37,559
When they were focused
on killing me,

771
00:56:37,561 --> 00:56:39,061
you could've
gotten the fuck out of here.

772
00:56:39,063 --> 00:56:41,830
That's what<i> I</i> would've done.

773
00:56:41,832 --> 00:56:43,766
I don't
leave my friends behind anymore.

774
00:56:45,836 --> 00:56:47,669
Yeah, I guess
we are friends, huh?

775
00:56:53,611 --> 00:56:55,844
I-I mean, do you know any magic
that can protect us?

776
00:56:55,846 --> 00:56:58,981
I know they've got one
around here somewhere.

777
00:57:03,454 --> 00:57:04,953
Gotcha.

778
00:57:04,955 --> 00:57:07,456
That's not gonna stop them.
They're stronger than us.

779
00:57:08,592 --> 00:57:10,459
- So, what happened?
- What?

780
00:57:10,461 --> 00:57:12,461
Your story.

781
00:57:12,463 --> 00:57:14,129
You holed up in your house.
Then what?

782
00:57:14,131 --> 00:57:15,431
Now?

783
00:57:16,434 --> 00:57:20,002
Um, now I'm trying.

784
00:57:20,004 --> 00:57:22,971
You know, I-I've been busking,
and I went and got a job,

785
00:57:22,973 --> 00:57:26,742
and tonight
was my first night.

786
00:57:26,744 --> 00:57:30,712
This was supposed to be my big
day to turn everything around.

787
00:57:37,555 --> 00:57:41,857
You're right, Sam.
They are stronger than us.

788
00:57:41,859 --> 00:57:44,893
They're ruthless, selfish,

789
00:57:44,895 --> 00:57:48,096
and they'll slit each other's
throats to kiss satanic ass.

790
00:57:48,098 --> 00:57:49,832
But you know what we are?

791
00:57:49,834 --> 00:57:51,533
What?

792
00:57:51,535 --> 00:57:54,503
You're a blue-collar badass
that just won't quit,

793
00:57:54,505 --> 00:57:57,206
and I'm a spoiled brat
with a gun.

794
00:57:57,208 --> 00:57:59,074
They don't stand a chance.

795
00:58:24,602 --> 00:58:25,968
I can't believe it.

796
00:58:25,970 --> 00:58:28,136
Huh!

797
00:58:29,540 --> 00:58:33,141
Now, this is what's known
as situational irony.

798
00:58:37,781 --> 00:58:40,549
Oh. Spell didn't work?
Well...

799
00:58:40,551 --> 00:58:42,217
You taught your daughter
the book!

800
00:58:42,219 --> 00:58:43,752
She knows how to skin seal.

801
00:58:43,754 --> 00:58:45,554
You were
never gonna give her up!

802
00:58:45,556 --> 00:58:46,622
I found them.

803
00:58:46,624 --> 00:58:47,890
- They're at...
- Wait!

804
00:58:57,601 --> 00:58:59,001
Damn it, Kim.

805
00:58:59,003 --> 00:59:01,703
- What?
- Yeah, we talked about this.

806
00:59:05,142 --> 00:59:06,174
You know what to do?

807
00:59:06,176 --> 00:59:08,043
Yes.

808
00:59:08,045 --> 00:59:09,611
You scared?

809
00:59:11,849 --> 00:59:13,081
Me too.

810
00:59:33,837 --> 00:59:35,103
Can you read those, honey?

811
00:59:35,105 --> 00:59:36,605
No.

812
00:59:36,607 --> 00:59:39,975
No, I can't, Gary, okay?

813
00:59:39,977 --> 00:59:41,643
I can't read his guts.

814
00:59:42,980 --> 00:59:44,680
That was Danica's department.

815
00:59:44,682 --> 00:59:45,847
Well, we have two hours.

816
00:59:45,849 --> 00:59:49,785
I know that, Gary!

817
00:59:49,787 --> 00:59:51,787
I can tell time.

818
00:59:51,789 --> 00:59:54,122
The worst part...
the worst part, Gary...

819
00:59:54,124 --> 00:59:55,157
I saw this coming.

820
00:59:55,159 --> 00:59:56,592
I saw this years ago.

821
00:59:56,594 --> 00:59:59,361
Answer your fucking phone!

822
01:00:02,132 --> 01:00:03,332
Airplane mode?

823
01:00:03,334 --> 01:00:06,268
What the shit?

824
01:00:06,270 --> 01:00:07,636
Oh.

825
01:00:08,906 --> 01:00:10,606
God!

826
01:00:16,013 --> 01:00:17,212
Hello?

827
01:00:17,214 --> 01:00:18,747
Gypsy.

828
01:00:20,250 --> 01:00:21,283
Judi.

829
01:00:21,285 --> 01:00:22,751
You want to lead the coven?

830
01:00:22,753 --> 01:00:25,320
Why would you help me?

831
01:00:25,322 --> 01:00:27,122
Because my whore mother
tried to kill me.

832
01:00:27,124 --> 01:00:29,257
No, no, no.
Not good enough.

833
01:00:29,259 --> 01:00:31,059
You have my hair,

834
01:00:31,061 --> 01:00:33,929
and I don't want to spend
the rest of my life on the run.

835
01:00:33,931 --> 01:00:36,298
I want back in.

836
01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:37,766
I have the virgin.

837
01:00:37,768 --> 01:00:40,869
Where are you?

838
01:00:40,871 --> 01:00:42,871
Check your caller I.D.

839
01:00:50,347 --> 01:00:51,780
You little bitch!

840
01:00:51,782 --> 01:00:53,348
Okay.

841
01:00:53,350 --> 01:00:55,150
The virgin is at my house.

842
01:00:55,152 --> 01:00:58,053
We have two hours, people.

843
01:00:58,055 --> 01:01:01,790
Does anyone here
contest my right to lead?

844
01:01:02,860 --> 01:01:06,094
Let's show some hustle,
people!

845
01:01:06,096 --> 01:01:07,696
Let's go!

846
01:02:56,807 --> 01:02:59,508
Where is she?
I know she's in here.

847
01:02:59,510 --> 01:03:02,010
Where is she?
It's happening, Gary.

848
01:03:02,012 --> 01:03:03,845
Where is she?
I know she's in here.

849
01:03:03,847 --> 01:03:05,347
This is the moment.
This is happening, Gary.

850
01:03:05,349 --> 01:03:06,548
Okay.

851
01:03:06,550 --> 01:03:07,415
No, no, wait!

852
01:03:13,290 --> 01:03:15,190
Damn it, Kyle.

853
01:03:15,192 --> 01:03:18,326
Baphomet,

854
01:03:18,328 --> 01:03:20,529
king of the witches,

855
01:03:20,531 --> 01:03:23,832
lord of the Knights of Templar,

856
01:03:23,834 --> 01:03:27,469
triple-face fuck monster
of remorseless intent

857
01:03:27,471 --> 01:03:31,439
and illuminator
of poisonous knowledge,

858
01:03:31,441 --> 01:03:35,210
give me strength
in my hour of need.

859
01:03:35,212 --> 01:03:37,212
Help me find them, Baphomet.

860
01:03:37,214 --> 01:03:38,980
This one thing I ask.

861
01:03:49,159 --> 01:03:51,293
Judi?

862
01:03:51,295 --> 01:03:52,394
Judi?!

863
01:03:59,469 --> 01:04:02,037
Judi?
Judi!

864
01:04:02,039 --> 01:04:04,072
<i>Judi! Judi! Judi!
Judi! Judi!</i>

865
01:04:04,074 --> 01:04:06,608
<i>Judi! Judi! Judi! Judi!
Judi! Judi! Judi! Judi!</i>

866
01:04:06,610 --> 01:04:11,146
<i>Judi! Judi! Judi! Judi!
Judi! Judi! Judi! Judi!</i>

867
01:04:11,148 --> 01:04:15,116
<i>Judi! Judi! Judi! Judi!
Judi! Judi! Judi! Judi!</i>

868
01:04:21,859 --> 01:04:23,124
Judi!

869
01:04:30,500 --> 01:04:33,168
- You okay?
- Uh-huh.

870
01:04:33,170 --> 01:04:36,271
We're in the Vale of Shadows.
It's all fucked up.

871
01:04:36,273 --> 01:04:37,873
We got to go.

872
01:04:49,987 --> 01:04:51,553
I knew no daughter of mine

873
01:04:51,555 --> 01:04:54,456
would give Gypsy Neumieir
the time of day.

874
01:04:54,458 --> 01:04:56,258
Well done, sweetie.

875
01:04:59,062 --> 01:05:00,595
Fuck you.

876
01:05:00,597 --> 01:05:03,298
That's no way
to talk to your mother.

877
01:05:03,300 --> 01:05:06,067
It's time to go home.

878
01:05:06,069 --> 01:05:07,235
Bring your friend.

879
01:05:08,338 --> 01:05:09,905
You tried to kill me!

880
01:05:09,907 --> 01:05:11,573
- Details.
- Run, Sam.

881
01:05:11,575 --> 01:05:13,575
Oh, Samantha,
I'm afraid Judi

882
01:05:13,577 --> 01:05:15,010
may have
given you the impression

883
01:05:15,012 --> 01:05:16,578
that there's some escape.

884
01:05:16,580 --> 01:05:18,613
No, my millennial moppet.

885
01:05:18,615 --> 01:05:21,449
- We're inevitable.
- Shut up, Mom.

886
01:05:21,451 --> 01:05:24,085
Judi, don't make this personal.
I'm not happy about it either.

887
01:05:24,087 --> 01:05:26,221
You think I like running around
in silly robes

888
01:05:26,223 --> 01:05:28,056
murdering my children?

889
01:05:28,058 --> 01:05:31,960
But you got to either get in the
game or sit on the sidelines.

890
01:05:31,962 --> 01:05:33,528
You don't have to do this.

891
01:05:33,530 --> 01:05:35,931
There's no other way.

892
01:05:35,933 --> 01:05:39,334
Do you think killing me
is gonna change the world?

893
01:05:39,336 --> 01:05:42,170
You pull that trigger and the
sun will still come up tomorrow,

894
01:05:42,172 --> 01:05:43,672
only you'll be just like her.

895
01:05:43,674 --> 01:05:47,475
Oh! Maybe she'll get you a job
at her pizza parlor.

896
01:05:49,446 --> 01:05:51,012
Go.

897
01:05:51,014 --> 01:05:53,181
Wouldn't you rather spend
a few years on your feet

898
01:05:53,183 --> 01:05:55,483
than a lifetime
on your knees?

899
01:05:55,485 --> 01:05:58,954
What life did you leave me?!

900
01:05:58,956 --> 01:06:01,156
You die, then me.

901
01:06:01,158 --> 01:06:03,625
We don't get to choose
the world, sweetheart.

902
01:06:03,627 --> 01:06:06,027
- One...
- If you want anything good,

903
01:06:06,029 --> 01:06:07,696
- you have to take it.
- ...two...

904
01:06:07,698 --> 01:06:10,131
You're young,
so I'm trying to be patient.

905
01:06:10,133 --> 01:06:12,567
- ...three.
- Forget something?

906
01:06:33,590 --> 01:06:35,557
Are you kidnapping
my daughter?

907
01:06:35,559 --> 01:06:37,392
She'll thank me later.
Come on.

908
01:06:37,394 --> 01:06:40,428
What do you have to offer her
but plastic shower curtains

909
01:06:40,430 --> 01:06:43,131
and Walmart sweatpants?

910
01:06:43,133 --> 01:06:45,734
All I see are a bunch
of Martha Stewart wannabes

911
01:06:45,736 --> 01:06:48,603
who drink white wine
and smoke medical marijuana

912
01:06:48,605 --> 01:06:50,338
and listen to '80s playlists.

913
01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:52,240
We run the world.

914
01:06:52,242 --> 01:06:53,675
You're assholes.

915
01:06:53,677 --> 01:06:56,111
That little membrane
between your legs

916
01:06:56,113 --> 01:06:59,514
is the only thing that gives
your sad little life any value.

917
01:06:59,516 --> 01:07:01,249
I'm not letting you touch us.

918
01:07:01,251 --> 01:07:03,785
I hate to admit it, but you're
starting to annoy me.

919
01:07:23,140 --> 01:07:24,773
Sam?

920
01:07:26,676 --> 01:07:28,076
Sam.

921
01:07:30,247 --> 01:07:31,813
Sam.

922
01:07:33,750 --> 01:07:36,651
Sam?
Sam.

923
01:07:39,489 --> 01:07:41,189
You were right.

924
01:07:42,492 --> 01:07:45,226
I really...
I really screwed up.

925
01:08:15,358 --> 01:08:19,427
No gaps. We don't want
any uninvited guests.

926
01:08:27,437 --> 01:08:28,536
Danielle.

927
01:08:32,709 --> 01:08:34,209
The past is the past.

928
01:08:34,211 --> 01:08:37,645
What matters now
is the great working.

929
01:08:42,686 --> 01:08:43,818
This is yours.

930
01:08:43,820 --> 01:08:44,819
Danica...

931
01:08:44,821 --> 01:08:45,854
I washed it.

932
01:08:45,856 --> 01:08:48,223
Uh...

933
01:08:48,225 --> 01:08:50,391
I only wanted what was best
for the group.

934
01:08:50,393 --> 01:08:54,295
Gypsy just wanted
what was best for Gypsy.

935
01:08:54,297 --> 01:08:55,830
Have the balls to own it.

936
01:08:55,832 --> 01:08:58,766
But it's okay.
I understand.

937
01:08:58,768 --> 01:09:02,137
I understand what it's like
to be under so much pressure.

938
01:09:02,139 --> 01:09:03,471
Yeah.

939
01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:05,473
Almost like you're at the bottom
of the sea.

940
01:09:05,475 --> 01:09:10,311
All that water
pressing you down, crushing you,

941
01:09:10,313 --> 01:09:12,247
filling your lungs.

942
01:09:13,583 --> 01:09:17,619
And you can't breathe
and you can't move

943
01:09:17,621 --> 01:09:20,188
and you can't speak,

944
01:09:20,190 --> 01:09:23,525
and you panic and you struggle,

945
01:09:23,527 --> 01:09:24,792
but it's no use.

946
01:09:27,764 --> 01:09:32,433
Drowning is the worst feeling
in the world.

947
01:09:51,354 --> 01:09:54,255
Danica?
We're sorry what happened.

948
01:09:54,257 --> 01:09:56,524
You thought you were
backing a winner.

949
01:09:56,526 --> 01:09:57,959
I understand.

950
01:09:57,961 --> 01:10:00,495
Uh, Kim's sorry in particular

951
01:10:00,497 --> 01:10:03,698
for, you know, uh, putting a...
a spike through your skull.

952
01:10:07,404 --> 01:10:09,971
I'll squat in the dirt
and piss on your grave

953
01:10:09,973 --> 01:10:11,439
before I forgive you.

954
01:10:11,441 --> 01:10:14,809
You picked your side.
Now live with it.

955
01:10:15,812 --> 01:10:17,378
Oh!

956
01:10:25,755 --> 01:10:26,921
Mom.

957
01:10:26,923 --> 01:10:29,257
Please let me go.
I'm sorry.

958
01:10:29,259 --> 01:10:31,726
- No, don't beg her.
- I'll do whatever you want.

959
01:10:31,728 --> 01:10:32,760
I'm getting us home.

960
01:10:32,762 --> 01:10:34,329
In five minutes,

961
01:10:34,331 --> 01:10:35,830
you are going to have

962
01:10:35,832 --> 01:10:37,765
your very first
sexual encounter,

963
01:10:37,767 --> 01:10:39,701
lose your virginity,
and give birth

964
01:10:39,703 --> 01:10:43,371
all at the same time,
courtesy of the great Baphomet.

965
01:10:43,373 --> 01:10:45,006
Fear is appropriate.

966
01:10:45,008 --> 01:10:46,741
Don't listen.

967
01:10:46,743 --> 01:10:49,510
She's just a sad old lady
with fake lips and a bony ass.

968
01:10:51,481 --> 01:10:53,514
If I wasn't
in such a good mood,

969
01:10:53,516 --> 01:10:55,383
I'd cut out your tongue
for that.

970
01:10:57,654 --> 01:11:02,357
This is where our lord
will be born tonight.

971
01:11:03,927 --> 01:11:07,295
It's going to hurt.
I guarantee it.

972
01:11:07,297 --> 01:11:09,364
Mom...

973
01:11:09,366 --> 01:11:11,699
I'll do whatever you want.
Please.

974
01:11:11,701 --> 01:11:14,502
Children, b-babies.
I-I'll bring you babies.

975
01:11:14,504 --> 01:11:16,271
- I'll... I'll be your breeder.
- Shh.

976
01:11:16,273 --> 01:11:20,441
I gave you the greatest honor,
and you spat in my face.

977
01:11:20,443 --> 01:11:23,778
Your generation
doesn't understand sacrifice.

978
01:11:25,448 --> 01:11:27,682
What's going to happen next

979
01:11:27,684 --> 01:11:30,885
barely begins to express
my disappointment.

980
01:11:37,761 --> 01:11:41,296
Are you ready to break the
chains of conventional morality

981
01:11:41,298 --> 01:11:43,998
- that stifle our ambitions?
- Yes!

982
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:46,834
Are you ready to make
an investment in your future?

983
01:11:46,836 --> 01:11:48,436
Yes!

984
01:11:48,438 --> 01:11:51,306
And whose power unlocks
our true potential?

985
01:11:51,308 --> 01:11:52,540
Hail Satan!

986
01:11:52,542 --> 01:11:54,042
- Who?
- Hail Satan!

987
01:11:54,044 --> 01:11:55,777
I can't hear you.

988
01:11:55,779 --> 01:11:59,013
Hail Satan! Hail Satan!
Hail Satan!

989
01:11:59,015 --> 01:12:01,049
And who do we welcome here
tonight?

990
01:12:01,051 --> 01:12:03,618
Who is his emissary
that we summon?

991
01:12:03,620 --> 01:12:05,953
Hail Baphomet,
lord of achievement!

992
01:12:05,955 --> 01:12:08,623
Hail Baphomet,
master of slaves!

993
01:12:08,625 --> 01:12:11,025
Hail Baphomet,
god of success!

994
01:12:11,027 --> 01:12:13,594
Hail Baphomet,
bringer of wealth!

995
01:12:13,596 --> 01:12:16,431
Hail fourfold,
bringer of joy!

996
01:12:16,433 --> 01:12:19,701
Tonight, we set aside the ways
of the old world...

997
01:12:19,703 --> 01:12:22,403
love, empathy, and compassion.

998
01:12:22,405 --> 01:12:24,405
Those are the old tools.

999
01:12:24,407 --> 01:12:27,475
Join me in the invocation.

1000
01:12:45,562 --> 01:12:48,963
We invoke thee, Baphomet,
light bringer.

1001
01:12:48,965 --> 01:12:51,632
I am, I think, I will!

1002
01:12:51,634 --> 01:12:54,435
I am the sanction,
I am the warrant.

1003
01:12:54,437 --> 01:12:56,904
I am, I think, I will!

1004
01:12:56,906 --> 01:13:00,641
Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.

1005
01:13:00,643 --> 01:13:03,111
Death to the weak!
Wealth to the strong!

1006
01:13:03,113 --> 01:13:06,581
Please, please, help me!

1007
01:13:06,583 --> 01:13:09,951
Wealth to the strong.
I am, I think, I will!

1008
01:13:09,953 --> 01:13:12,453
Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.

1009
01:13:12,455 --> 01:13:14,889
I am, I think, I will!

1010
01:13:14,891 --> 01:13:17,425
Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.

1011
01:13:17,427 --> 01:13:19,527
I am, I think, I will!

1012
01:13:19,529 --> 01:13:22,663
Death to the weak.
I am, I think, I will!

1013
01:13:22,665 --> 01:13:25,166
Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.

1014
01:13:25,168 --> 01:13:27,602
- I am, I think, I will!
- Help me, please!

1015
01:13:27,604 --> 01:13:30,638
Please, help!

1016
01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:34,075
Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.

1017
01:13:34,077 --> 01:13:36,644
Help, please!

1018
01:13:36,646 --> 01:13:38,713
Wealth to the strong.

1019
01:13:38,715 --> 01:13:42,550
The holy one comes.
Hail Satan.

1020
01:13:42,552 --> 01:13:43,985
Please.

1021
01:13:43,987 --> 01:13:45,953
Hail Baphomet.

1022
01:13:45,955 --> 01:13:49,123
Hail Satan.

1023
01:13:49,125 --> 01:13:50,858
Hail Baphomet.

1024
01:13:50,860 --> 01:13:52,460
Wealth to the strong.

1025
01:13:52,462 --> 01:13:56,697
Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.

1026
01:13:56,699 --> 01:14:00,902
No, help, help!
No!

1027
01:14:05,909 --> 01:14:09,110
No, no, no, no, no!
No! No, no, no!

1028
01:14:09,112 --> 01:14:11,212
Help me, please!

1029
01:14:12,715 --> 01:14:15,850
Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.

1030
01:14:20,790 --> 01:14:22,223
Help!

1031
01:14:22,225 --> 01:14:24,659
Ohhh!
Oh!

1032
01:14:26,529 --> 01:14:28,930
Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.

1033
01:14:28,932 --> 01:14:30,631
You!

1034
01:14:30,633 --> 01:14:31,999
You!

1035
01:14:32,001 --> 01:14:33,601
Ohh!

1036
01:14:33,603 --> 01:14:37,038
You fucking bug-eyed,
fun-sized asshole!

1037
01:14:37,040 --> 01:14:41,042
You turtleneck-wearing,
egghead cheap fuck!

1038
01:14:41,044 --> 01:14:45,746
All you had to do was tip,
you cheap bastard!

1039
01:14:45,748 --> 01:14:49,617
My God, who puts corn on pizza,
you disgusting fuck?!

1040
01:14:49,619 --> 01:14:52,753
You no-tipping, cheap-ass,

1041
01:14:52,755 --> 01:14:57,058
Baby Gap-shopping
turd on ice!

1042
01:14:57,060 --> 01:14:58,793
Fuck!

1043
01:14:58,795 --> 01:15:00,862
Protect its womb!

1044
01:15:00,864 --> 01:15:02,697
Get back!

1045
01:15:02,699 --> 01:15:04,165
Don't hurt it.

1046
01:15:04,167 --> 01:15:06,167
I will stab him right through
the fucking skull.

1047
01:15:06,169 --> 01:15:08,102
You're making a huge mistake.

1048
01:15:08,104 --> 01:15:10,505
Get her chains off now.

1049
01:15:10,507 --> 01:15:11,873
Samantha.

1050
01:15:11,875 --> 01:15:14,642
Get her chains off now!

1051
01:15:14,644 --> 01:15:16,777
This is all your fault.

1052
01:15:19,849 --> 01:15:21,215
No!

1053
01:15:21,217 --> 01:15:22,783
Judi, no!

1054
01:15:24,654 --> 01:15:26,821
Prepare her vile gate
for his birth.

1055
01:15:26,823 --> 01:15:30,558
No!
No! No! Fuck!

1056
01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:33,594
No!

1057
01:15:33,596 --> 01:15:35,663
Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.

1058
01:15:35,665 --> 01:15:38,099
I am, I think, I will.

1059
01:15:38,101 --> 01:15:41,302
Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.

1060
01:15:48,878 --> 01:15:51,078
Come, Baphomet!

1061
01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:53,281
Come to us,
your worthy servants,

1062
01:15:53,283 --> 01:15:57,051
and place us above all others
by virtue of our excellence.

1063
01:15:57,053 --> 01:15:59,253
Two fuzzy bunnies.
Two fuzzy bunnies.

1064
01:15:59,255 --> 01:16:01,989
Two fuzzy bunnies.
Two fuzzy bunnies.

1065
01:16:18,107 --> 01:16:19,206
Sam!

1066
01:17:23,973 --> 01:17:25,740
Whee!

1067
01:17:25,742 --> 01:17:27,708
Sammy!

1068
01:17:31,381 --> 01:17:32,680
You shouldn't be here.

1069
01:17:32,682 --> 01:17:34,048
Isn't this funny?

1070
01:17:34,050 --> 01:17:35,950
Who are you?

1071
01:17:35,952 --> 01:17:39,253
My name's Samaziel.
I'm from hell.

1072
01:17:46,029 --> 01:17:48,129
Someone made an oopsie.

1073
01:17:49,966 --> 01:17:51,699
Wait, did you make
everyone disappear?

1074
01:17:51,701 --> 01:17:55,803
There are 11 princes in hell,
and I'm way up here.

1075
01:17:55,805 --> 01:17:59,674
And that stinky Baphomet
is way down there,

1076
01:17:59,676 --> 01:18:02,176
and worshipping him first
is against the rules,

1077
01:18:02,178 --> 01:18:04,078
and breaking the rules
makes me poopy.

1078
01:18:04,080 --> 01:18:05,680
What did you do?

1079
01:18:05,682 --> 01:18:08,849
Silly billies.
They think they're so strong.

1080
01:18:08,851 --> 01:18:11,352
There's always someone stronger.

1081
01:18:11,354 --> 01:18:13,287
I'll show them.

1082
01:18:13,289 --> 01:18:14,922
Spin me!

1083
01:18:14,924 --> 01:18:16,691
♪ There's always someone
stronger ♪

1084
01:18:16,693 --> 01:18:18,726
♪ There's always someone
meaner ♪

1085
01:18:18,728 --> 01:18:20,327
♪ There's always someone
stronger ♪

1086
01:18:20,329 --> 01:18:22,196
♪ There's always someone
meaner ♪

1087
01:18:22,198 --> 01:18:25,433
I'm the biggest meanie
of them all.

1088
01:18:25,435 --> 01:18:27,334
Bunnies!

1089
01:18:39,716 --> 01:18:41,716
So, what happens now?

1090
01:18:41,718 --> 01:18:44,785
Mr. Bunny's gonna teach them
a lesson.

1091
01:18:44,787 --> 01:18:46,921
Uh, and what about me?

1092
01:18:46,923 --> 01:18:49,223
You're going to have to
ask Mr. Bunny.

1093
01:18:52,395 --> 01:18:56,230
Uh, what about me, Mr. Bunny?

1094
01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:00,134
Mr. Bunny says
you helped me tonight.

1095
01:19:00,136 --> 01:19:02,036
So we'll kill you fast.

1096
01:19:02,038 --> 01:19:04,305
Uh, look, can't Mr. Bunny
just let me go home?

1097
01:19:04,307 --> 01:19:06,107
Mr. Bunny's a meanie.

1098
01:19:06,109 --> 01:19:07,408
Code of the Sams.

1099
01:19:07,410 --> 01:19:09,143
What?

1100
01:19:09,145 --> 01:19:11,245
Y-You said that breaking
the rules makes you poopy.

1101
01:19:11,247 --> 01:19:13,347
What about code of the Sams?

1102
01:19:13,349 --> 01:19:15,916
Samaziel.

1103
01:19:15,918 --> 01:19:17,451
Sam.

1104
01:19:17,453 --> 01:19:20,087
I mean, you have to help me.
It's... It's the rule.

1105
01:19:20,089 --> 01:19:21,889
You made that up.

1106
01:19:21,891 --> 01:19:23,357
Are you sure?

1107
01:19:23,359 --> 01:19:25,926
'Cause there's like
seven million Sams in the world,

1108
01:19:25,928 --> 01:19:27,328
and you're the first one
I've ever met

1109
01:19:27,330 --> 01:19:29,830
that's never heard of
the code of the Sams.

1110
01:19:29,832 --> 01:19:31,966
It's Sams helping Sams.

1111
01:19:31,968 --> 01:19:33,334
It's our jam.

1112
01:19:33,336 --> 01:19:35,169
You're a liar.

1113
01:19:35,171 --> 01:19:38,038
Look, you have all these
other people to play with.

1114
01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:40,307
Wouldn't you rather be safe
than sorry?

1115
01:19:43,079 --> 01:19:44,445
Sam...

1116
01:19:44,447 --> 01:19:45,312
What?

1117
01:19:52,255 --> 01:19:53,954
Run.

1118
01:19:53,956 --> 01:19:58,125
♪ I don't need your help
or your hatred ♪

1119
01:19:58,127 --> 01:20:01,529
♪ You stay the fuck
away from me ♪

1120
01:20:06,068 --> 01:20:11,172
♪ Hear the scratch of the rats
in the walls ♪

1121
01:20:11,174 --> 01:20:13,874
I am, I think, I will!

1122
01:20:13,876 --> 01:20:16,177
Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.

1123
01:20:16,179 --> 01:20:18,813
I am, I think, I will.

1124
01:20:18,815 --> 01:20:21,282
Death to the weak.
Wealth to the strong.

1125
01:20:30,393 --> 01:20:32,493
♪ Led me here ♪

1126
01:20:32,495 --> 01:20:34,495
♪ Said, "Hold my hand" ♪

1127
01:20:34,497 --> 01:20:38,299
♪ A young nymph defiled then ♪

1128
01:20:38,301 --> 01:20:42,002
♪ My body fights itself inside ♪

1129
01:20:42,004 --> 01:20:43,938
♪ I feel it bow ♪

1130
01:20:43,940 --> 01:20:48,542
♪ This mortal hold ♪

1131
01:21:00,022 --> 01:21:02,056
Come on!
Please, please, please, please.

1132
01:21:02,058 --> 01:21:04,358
Please start, please start.
Please, please.

1133
01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:07,061
Come on, come on!

1134
01:21:08,531 --> 01:21:10,364
Oh, thank you.

1135
01:21:10,366 --> 01:21:11,999
♪ You carrier ♪

1136
01:21:12,001 --> 01:21:14,101
♪ You repulse me ♪

1137
01:21:14,103 --> 01:21:17,972
♪ Heard the sound of her knees
scrape against the street ♪

1138
01:21:17,974 --> 01:21:19,640
♪ You, the dirty one ♪

1139
01:21:19,642 --> 01:21:21,876
♪ What you took from me ♪

1140
01:21:21,878 --> 01:21:26,013
♪ There was nothing left
but hypocrisy ♪

1141
01:21:26,015 --> 01:21:29,917
♪ Holy odium, blotted memory ♪

1142
01:21:29,919 --> 01:21:33,921
♪ But my regret
will never consume me ♪

1143
01:21:33,923 --> 01:21:35,990
♪ The ocean's licking tongue ♪

1144
01:21:35,992 --> 01:21:37,925
♪ A letting of the blood ♪

1145
01:21:37,927 --> 01:21:39,994
♪ A vile prophecy ♪

1146
01:21:39,996 --> 01:21:43,664
♪ Scrape it out of me ♪

1147
01:22:02,418 --> 01:22:05,019
Looks like
you had a fun night.

1148
01:22:05,021 --> 01:22:06,520
Where's my thermal bag?

1149
01:22:06,522 --> 01:22:08,956
You can't bring a rodent
in here.

1150
01:22:08,958 --> 01:22:13,260
She's not a rodent.
She's Judi Jr.

1151
01:22:13,262 --> 01:22:15,296
Where the hell
you think you're going?

1152
01:22:15,932 --> 01:22:17,531
Australia.

1153
01:22:32,348 --> 01:22:39,253
♪ There are more things
in heaven and earth ♪

1154
01:22:39,255 --> 01:22:45,993
♪ Than can be dreamt of ♪

1155
01:22:45,995 --> 01:22:51,165
♪ I wonder how far above ♪

1156
01:22:53,102 --> 01:22:58,605
♪ I wonder how far above ♪

1157
01:23:06,382 --> 01:23:13,320
♪ In death I'll love you more ♪

1158
01:23:13,322 --> 01:23:20,322
♪ In death I'll love you more ♪

1159
01:23:21,697 --> 01:23:28,502
♪ Wings don't always
mean you're good ♪

1160
01:23:28,504 --> 01:23:35,376
♪ And sometimes evil
is misunderstood ♪

1161
01:23:35,378 --> 01:23:42,282
♪ There is a fire burning
deep within my heart ♪

1162
01:23:42,284 --> 01:23:45,786
♪ I'll never let it hurt you ♪

1163
01:23:45,788 --> 01:23:48,589
♪ I'll never let it stop ♪

1164
01:23:48,591 --> 01:23:55,562
♪ In death I'll love you more ♪

1165
01:23:55,564 --> 01:24:02,564
♪ In death I'll love you more ♪

1166
01:24:17,520 --> 01:24:21,188
♪ Our souls coalesce ♪

1167
01:24:21,190 --> 01:24:24,525
♪ Our wasted flesh ♪

1168
01:24:24,527 --> 01:24:31,527
♪ Is all that's left
of mortal age ♪

1169
01:24:32,268 --> 01:24:35,602
♪ Disappear, disintegrate ♪

1170
01:24:35,604 --> 01:24:39,339
♪ The substance of which
we were made ♪

1171
01:24:39,341 --> 01:24:42,776
♪ And still forever one ♪

1172
01:24:42,778 --> 01:24:49,778
♪ We shall rem-a-a-a-ain ♪

1173
01:24:52,588 --> 01:24:58,358
♪ In death I'll love you more ♪

1174
01:24:58,360 --> 01:24:59,793
♪ I'll love you more ♪

1175
01:24:59,795 --> 01:25:05,365
♪ In death I'll love you more ♪

1176
01:25:05,367 --> 01:25:12,367
♪ I'll love you
mo-o-o-o-o-re ♪