Tokyo, 1st October 2012, 8:00 AM
Kirito finished his daily 20km marathon and went to the bathroom to take a cold shower. However, when he opened the bathroom door Asuna was naked there waiting for him. Kirito saw this as an offence to his grindset, since he has been abstaining from PMO for 247 days now. He went back to get both his swords to make sure she wouldn’t do that again, he showed her his two swords and threatened to lock her in the basement for a week again if she continued to disturb his grindset.
Asuna was shocked by Kirito’s reaction and started crying about how she had no idea Kirito would become a sigma male when she decided to live with him.
Kirito wasn’t actually hearing Asuna’s cope since he was wearing AirPods™. He said “Bullshit”, refused to elaborate further, put a Limp Bizkit song on his phone and left to take his second cold shower of the day.
After taking a shower, Kirito went to his computer to check the stock market; everything was according to his predictions.