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My Little Realities: C25 - Suddenly, Alcoholism Everywhere

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  1. My Little Realities: C25 - Suddenly, Alcoholism Everywhere
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  3. >you wake up in the middle of... You don't even know what day it is
  4. >everything hurts
  5. >you fell asleep at your workbench
  6. >face in a puddle of alcohol
  7. >you seem to have knocked your glass over
  8. >you pour yourself another one to dull the headache
  9. >breakfast of champions
  10. >mopping up the mess on your bench with your shirt, you wonder what to do for a while
  11. >oh look, a bottle
  12. >come here, gorgeous
  13. >yeah, you like that don't you
  14. >you're sucking away happily when you hear a knock at the door
  15. >dafuk
  16. >you stumble over
  17. "Ohhh, what's up Dash... What brringsss you here?"
  18. >she gives you a kind of "what the hell happened to you" look
  19. "Anon, it's like 7:9 in the evening, we were wondering where you were. You don't look so good... You sure you're okay?"
  20. >Carl Sagan on a flying cracker
  21. >the little get-together
  22. >goddamn p0ny clocks
  23. "I was umm... I was just getting ready!" you say, throwing your almost empty bottle off to the side
  24. >it crashes loudly
  25. >Rainbow is not convinced
  26. >she stomps her hoof against the door, pushing you back and blowing the door open
  27. >it's not like she hit really hard, but you aren't exactly a stable structure at the moment
  28. >the light of the sunset floods the room
  29. >you hide behind your arm, it is blinding
  30. >Dash sees the inside of the room and hangs her head
  31. "So that's it... You're gonna spend your days drinking yourself to death? We need to get you out or something... This is almost like the time Pinkie started partying with turnips..."
  32. >you look away
  33. >turnips?
  34. >it’s Pinkie, you probably shouldn’t ask
  35. "What the fuck else am I gonna do, Dash?"
  36. "Get help, Anon, we all got hurt but you need help! You know I'm not the best mare for this kinda thing but we could help you... We could try if you gave us the chance"
  37. >you know she's right
  38. >you weren't much different from any other broken traumatized bastard out there
  39. >your mouth still moves on its own, despite some slurring
  40. "Is it going to stop them from screaming? Am I going to be able to forget what they sounded like, what they were feeling when I fucking killed them?"
  41. >Dash almost looks like you slapped her in the face
  42. "What? You... What are you saying..."
  43. >she doesn't know?
  44. >she didn't feel them? Didn't the others feel it?
  45. "I felt what they were all feeling, Dash... Every last p0ny on that field. When we used the Elements... I heard them and I felt them... And I killed them. I didn't understand what was going on... I wasn't the Kindness they needed and they died because of it... 'Cause of me..."
  46. "Oh... Oh my gosh..." she stutters
  47. >it's one of the first times you've seen Rainbow start crying this openly
  48. >shed cried before, but she always tried to hide behind her hooves or turn away
  49. >this does explain why your friends didn't seem utterly destroyed with PTSD
  50. >they can hold their own and all
  51. >but you'd been wondering why they were moving on like this
  52. >it's not like they hadn't been grieving but... You weren't sure just how well they'd cope with stuff like horrifying nightmares and crushing guilt
  53. >not that they had much to be guilty about, they did their part right
  54. >anyhow this did explain things a little
  55. "Why... Didn't you tell us... Why didn't you talk to us? We're your friends, we were there" she says between sobs
  56. "Didn't want to make you guys sad"
  57. >she smacks you with a hoof
  58. "You idiot"
  59. >as Rainbow looks up, calming down
  60. >you begin to feel a little better as she cheers up
  61. >and it isn't the liquor talking
  62. "I think I'm gonna go get cleaned up and head down to that Canter bar place... Do they serve anything with eggs?"
  63. >you didn't really know, you main diet had been alcohol and... Well... Alcohol
  64. >she regains her usual cool and smiles
  65. "They sure do! I'll go tell the girls you're coming"
  66. initiate 4_minute_shower.exe
  67. >you try to pin down what gave you that relief
  68. >you'll worry about that later
  69. >right now you have to trim your two day shadow/beard, scrub and shampoo in 240 seconds
  70. >you step out feeling like a new man
  71. >your face isn't bloody, shaving was successful
  72. >and that's how a HSLD operator cleans up
  73. >you throw on whatever is clean and go out
  74. >you're greeted by the bartender as usual
  75. >he is surprised to see you this tidy
  76. "Anon, sir! The usual?"
  77. "Actually... I think I'll have some orange juice..." you reply
  78. >not a bad move
  79. >with your diet of late, scurvy wasn't impossible
  80. >you also think that going easy on ethanol products is a good idea
  81. >your six friends greet you at once
  82. >you get dirty looks from a few of the male patrons as they see a pack of mares surround you
  83. >PIMP AS FUCK
  84. >suck it, haters
  85. >Rainbow Dash doesn't seem to have said much to the group
  86. >would be a bit of a mood killer
  87. "Anon! We're so glad you could make it! Says Twilight, slurring a little
  88. >looks like she's already started to partay
  89. "Sorry about being so late..." you reply, scratching the back of your neck
  90. "Why it's quite all right, you were simply... Fashionably late?" says Rarity
  91. >you're wearing a green T-shirt with brown cargo pants
  92. >you let out a chuckle
  93. >A for effort, marshmallow
  94. "So what did I miss?"
  95. "Applejack wanted to challenge me to an eating contest and we've been feeding Twilight hard cider" says Pinkie
  96. "This is hard ciderrrrr?" says Twilight
  97. >she’s looking at her glass like it’s a complicated exam question
  98. "whut do ya say, Pinkie? Cupcake eatin' contest?" says Applejack
  99. "Cupcake eating contest against Pinkie? You got more guts than I thought" comments Rainbow
  100. >you sit down with them and put on your game face
  101. "I'm in"
  102. >they better watch out
  103. >you have hangover hunger
  104. >Rarity is giggling herself silly at all your antics
  105. >Twilight’s just giggling 'cause she's piss drunk
  106. >and you're at your 19th cupcake
  107. >this was a bad idea
  108. >one more
  109. >one more and you can beat Pinkie
  110. >you fear for whatever toilet that'll receive the horror that will result from this
  111. >Applejack is hopelessly trying to nibble down her 18th
  112. >Rainbow is shaking her head at this madness
  113. >Twilight is rocking back and forth
  114. >you would swap her cider for water but you have bigger problems right now
  115. "Aaanoon, what does “fffuck” mean?" asks Twilight, now resting her head on the tabletop
  116. "PTPTFTFFBBTLTPTPTflflflflll"
  117. >Pinkie gets a face full of chewed cupcake
  118. >you burst out laughing, doing your best not to choke to death on the other half of the cupcake
  119. sides.exe has committed an illegal operation and will be shut down
  120. "he keepsss sayiiing that w-word and I donno whhaat it means" she continues
  121. >everyone is too busy cracking up
  122. >Pinkie cleans up and you all decide to go try the pool table
  123. >your desire for an egg based dish will have to wait until those cupcakes go down
  124. >you didn't even know they served cupcakes here
  125. >Twilight has a hard time walking straight so she sits one out as you play 3 against 3 on one table
  126. >Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and Rarity are on one team
  127. >Applejack, Pinkie Pie and you on the other side
  128. "Rock paper scissors for the break?"
  129. >they look at you like "what kinda purple dragon is he chasing"
  130. >you try to explain them what it is as they facehoof
  131. "Coin toss, we go on heads!" says Rainbow as she throws a bit up
  132. >tails
  133. >you step up
  134. "I got dis"
  135. >you break and sink a solid
  136. >the table is a little low, but you start assassinating the balls one by one
  137. >you're at your sixth when the solid aimed at the left corner pocket stops a mere hair from going in
  138. >they got lucky
  139. >if the table was at a regular height, you could have sunk the mat-
  140. >oh
  141. >they are all staring at you
  142. "H... How about Twilight play instead of me from now on"
  143. >she is snoring on a bench bear the pool table
  144. >Pinkie and Applejack shrug confidently, with a six ball lead, they don’t think they’ll have much trouble
  145. >the opposing team nods in agreement
  146. >you gently shake Twilight
  147. "Oh goooood morning Anonnn"
  148. "Twi, we're still in Canter bar"
  149. "That explainns all the p0nies and stuff..."
  150. >well, you may all still be in the bar but Twilight is gone
  151. >she has left the goddamn building
  152. "So, want to play pool?"
  153. >Rainbow stepped out, glaring at the table
  154. >she was out for blood
  155. >with daring shots, she sank two with one strike and landed another stripe before missing a good rebound shot
  156. >Pinkie tried to land a standard shot but it ended up deflecting at a completely impossible angle and nesting her ball right up against some stripes
  157. >seriously it didn’t even have any spin, the ball just went off like it had a mind of its own
  158. >Pinkie bends physics, so it looks like physics wanted some revenge
  159. >Rarity deftly needles her pool cue with magic and dislodges some stripes from the corner, sinking one before coming short on her second shot
  160. >Applejack rockets out the white and breaks apart the nested solid, sinking it
  161. >Fluttershy squeaks as she nudges a ball about three inches forward
  162. "I didn't want to damage the balls" she mumbles, blushing
  163. >must… not… hhnnnngnggg
  164. >Twilight stumbles forward
  165. >her magic grabs the cue
  166. >it swings around, almost impaling you
  167. "Hereee I go"
  168. >she stares at the table
  169. >eyes glazed over and unfocused
  170. >with a loud clack, she sends one across the table into a corner pocket
  171. >impressive shot, actually
  172. "Uuuuh Twilight" you say
  173. >she swings over, supporting herself on the table
  174. "Your team is solids"
  175. >as the evening goes on, you catch Rainbow sneaking Twilight some more sips of cider
  176. >for fuck's sake she'll get alcohol poisoning
  177. "Heeyeey maaaYYYbe I should wriiiiite a letter to PrRINcess Celelslelsltia aBOut theE mAGIC of CiDDeder"
  178. >this mare right here
  179. "SpIke? SPIiiiiIIiIKE!" she starts yelling
  180. "Spike is right here, Twi" you reply
  181. >Spike is asleep in his Canterlot suite
  182. "Oh goOood, Take a Letr"
  183. >you just sit down and Pinkie passes you some popcorn
  184. >Twi is beyond fucked up
  185. Disgonbgud.gif
  186. >Applejack, Rarity and Dash just go quiet, not wanting to miss a second
  187. "Deeeeeeear PrINCess mOLEstia, I Wanted to Seenddd youuu a LeTTeR ABOuT ThIS MAAAAAAAGICAL FUCKING... I dDoonnt EvEBnt know what tHAT worrrd meANs... CIIIIIDER RIGHT HEEEEEERE. Immmm just saaayan it is AWWESOME Like friendSHIpp and I LeRNeD TODay that iS the TRUTh. Iiii ThinK JaaaaapleAck maaaKeD thIS wIth AAAPlles and STUFfff. You NEEd to Tryy soOmMe. YouR FacefuL stUdnent, TWillllIght SPA-*thunk*
  188. >she passed out
  189. >this would be streaming to OurOverlordGoogleTube if you had an internet connection
  190. >she's currently snoring
  191. >the night wears on and you all decide to retire to your respective rooms
  192. >the smart purple one can't even see or walk so you will watch her for the night as your place is the closest
  193. >Twilight is eight ways gone so you just throw her over your shoulder and head to your apartment
  194. >to be honest it wouldn't look that much worse if you were carrying her with a shovel and a bag of lye
  195. >but there really aren't many p0nes around to notice what obviously looks like >rape
  196. >she'd be a boring lay right now, and you can't even pretend she not breathing so you wouldn't be able to get your kink on
  197. >you end up promising yourself eggs tomorrow
  198. >not for sex, just to make up for the cupcake binge today
  199. >you give her the bed and take the floor
  200. >the little party really took your mind off things
  201. >the night was pretty entertaining and you end up falling asleep simply from being that relaxed and content
  202. >you wake up again not an hour later, gasping for air
  203. >curling up again, you hold a bundle of covers, trying to chase the dream away and you do your best to calm down so you don't disturb Twilight
  204. >you fall back asleep, and your own cry of terror wakes you again
  205. >you think you woke her up
  206. >you just go fetal again and hope she falls back asleep
  207. >you drift off again a few minutes later
  208. >they get more vivid as the night wears on
  209. >you bite your hand to help you focus on something else
  210. >you're half asleep again when you feel something warm against your chest
  211. >you wrap your arms around it
  212. >you vaguely remember smelling apple cider
  213. >you fall asleep again
  214. >you wake up, feeling rested for the first time in days
  215. >you appear to be spooning Twilight
  216. >you don't remember drinking much or getting your pecker wet so you're fairly confident you didn't take a drunk librarian's flower
  217. >poor mare has "virgin" in neon green on her fucking forehead
  218. >she is adorable though, with her hair all messed up
  219. >fuck "cuter than a button", she makes a pile of kittens look as cute as cardboard boxes
  220. >you feel that fuzzy, warm feeling you haven't felt in a while
  221. >you wouldn't want to be her when she wakes up though
  222. >you wonder if you have any painkillers sitting around or anything
  223. >for now you're a little trapped
  224. >Twi was captured your left arm and is intent on not letting go, even asleep
  225. >you can't find even half the amount of effort you'd need to disturb her so you just go back to the comfy, half asleep morning feel
  226. >you don't really know how long you stay like this, probably a half hour
  227. "Aaaaooooowwwwww"
  228. >yep she's awake
  229. "What happened... Anon? My head hurts a lot..."
  230. >she doesn't seem to want to move around much
  231. "Welcome to hangover town, population: you" you say
  232. >she replies with an indignant moan
  233. >you finally decide to get up to get her some water and see if you have those really fucking strong “P0nycetimol” pills that pretty much got you high
  234. >goddamn horse pain killers
  235. >she slowly sits up, eyes still shut
  236. "har ye go"
  237. >you offer her the glass and analgesic
  238. >she pops it like a hooker
  239. "The water helps with recovering from all that alcohol..." you say
  240. >she just nods and drinks the water
  241. "Anon... Are you okay?" she asks
  242. "Yeah, why?"
  243. "You didn't seem okay last night when I was trying to sleep... I don't remember much but... You didn't seem okay at all…"
  244. >you wonder if you can get them all at once at a certain point so that you can tell them what's wrong
  245. >you hate the thought but at least you wouldn't have to repeat yourself so much
  246. >at this rate you’re going to turn into a broken record
  247. >you explain to her what happened
  248. >thankfully, you can do that calmly compared to when Dash confronted you
  249. >Dash really is a bro, you are thankful she was straight with you like that
  250. >Twilight doesn’t look pleased at all
  251. "As the Element of Magic I felt that something was wrong... The Elements of Harmony let me know, somehow, what's going on. Like when we used it against Nightmare Moon to turn her back into Princess Luna, I felt how she had been healed... When we used them against Discord, I felt how he... How he couldn't be saved and was locked away... This time I just felt something go wrong and... I didn't know..."
  252. >she looks down
  253. >she looks like she's about to be sick
  254. "I'm sorry, Twilight..." you say
  255. >you do not really want to make more p0nies cry
  256. "Look, you want to know what I think? I think we had to choose between two horrible things and we chose the best, but still horrible option... We had to choose between the lesser of two evils. Now you really aren't Fluttershy, so when we asked you to be, it was bound to go wrong but if you were like a second Fluttershy... We probably wouldn't have lived a week past the day those things arrived… You don't have much to be sorry about, the way I see it" she says
  257. >Twilight, bringer of good, heartwarming feels
  258. >you hug her while saying
  259. "Seems that all those friendship lessons you told me about didn't go to waste... This would make a better letter to Celestia compared to last night's"
  260. >she raises an eyebrow
  261. "What letter?"
  262. >you stream the footage from your left eye of last night to a datapad
  263. >she tried to beat you with the touchscreen yelling "DELETE THAT VIDEO, DELETE THAT VIDEO"
  264. >you haven't stopped laughing since
  265. >like hell you'd ever delete that
  266. >she left after that, still a little plotpained
  267. >you were about to go out to get something to eat, because alcohol wasn't food
  268. >it should be
  269. >shut up, alcoholism
  270. >you open the door to find none other than motherfucking Doc. Graphs
  271. >MAH ZEBRA
  272. >you almost hug him too
  273. "Duuuude, how have you been? I haven't seen you in a while. How are things with the R&D?
  274. >his expression isn't as jovial as yours
  275. "What's wrong?"
  276. "Well sir, we... The troops and I want you to help us run a follow up on the Root base. Everyp0ny including me have only but the outmost respect for your leadership and we just wanted to be sure. Celestia has approved our request, even if she didn’t think asking you would be a good idea... We just... I wanted to ask you personally"
  277. >hunh
  278. >that does make sense
  279. >you would all feel pretty bad if you had just sat down, enjoyed your victory and then "Surprise! MILLIONS of Roots are flooding across Equestria!"
  280. >being thorough never hurt
  281. >you begin to understand what you felt with Dash
  282. >you felt that you might be able to find some comfort if you helped the p0nies out
  283. >in any way, if you helped them, maybe you could feel better
  284. "I'll do it"
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