One-Liners

BLAKE HAWK: CYBER SABOTEUR
List of Quips

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This documents the many one-liners that Blake Hawk is ready to drop at a moment's notice, and the context of each.

LEVEL START
"This Hawk is ready to soar!"
"Let's get down to business!"
"What'll I be blowing up this time?"
"Unlocked and downloaded!"
"Get psyched!"
"I was programmed ready!"
"Time to get down and dirty!"
"I look forward to killing things soon!"
"Rock out with your Hawk out!"
"I should just wear shorter sleeves."
"Freakin' finally! That loading screen took forever!"

ENCOUNTER START
"Come and get it!"
"A welcoming party? For me? Aw, you shouldn't have!"
"Now now children, no pushing or shoving!"
"Don't worry, I've got enough bullets for all of you!"
"Take on me! Take me on!"
"I hope there's enough of you to keep ME entertained!"
"I, Blake, will knock you all down!"
"Oh good, I was starting to get bored!"

ENCOUNTER END
"Whew, that was intense."
"You're all dead, get over it!"
"Sorry about the mess!"
"Anybody got a smoke?"
"That was the best screaming I ever heard!"
"Maybe you should've called for backup!"
"Another one hundred bite the dust!"
"Anyone still alive, raise your hand so I can fix that!"
"Have a nice day!"

LEVEL END
"The Hawk has landed, baby!"
"I freakin' LOVE my job!"
"Another place blown the Hawk up!"
"Consider your system bricked!"
"All right, who's next!?"
"Good, bad, I'm the one with lotsa guns!"
"What are you expecting, another one-liner?"
"Like a boss!"

RESPAWN
"You thought you could get rid of ME!?"
"I'm BAAAAAACK!"
"Ain't enough bullets in the world to keep ME down!"
"Now you've made me mad!"
"All right chums, I'm back! Let's do this! BLAAAAAAAAKE HAAAAAAAWWWK!"
"At least I had chicken."
"Wait, I'm not done killing you yet!"
"Oh IT! IS! ON!"
"Huh, guess there is life after death...for me!"
"This is getting really annoying!"
"Did you miss me?"
"Not again!"

CYBERDISK TAUNT
"Catch!"
"Come on boy! Get the frisbee!"
"Looks like you're half the man you used to be!"
"I don't need ammo to kick your ass!"
"Shuriken? Sure I can!"

RAYGUN TAUNT
"Witness the return of Raygunomics!"
"All phazers set to kill!"
"Who's wearing the red shirt now!?"
"It's not the size of your gun that matters!"
"I can kill you in a flash!"

SHOTGUN TAUNT
"I now pronounce you...dead!"
"I'm about to get redneck on your ass!"
"I'm sure to be two barrels of fun!"
"This is my boomstick!"
"Killing is my business. Business has been good!"

GATLING GUN TAUNT
"You should be thankful; I made you into a holey man!"
"Who ordered the swiss cheese?"
"With this I can solve over a thousand problems a minute!"
"I see a terminal case of lead poisoning in your future!"
"My gun is bigger than yours!"

GRENADE/MINE LAUNCHER TAUNT
"Thanks guys, it's been a real blast!"
"What's yours is mine!"
"Watch your step!"
"Just pretend these are lemons!"
"What's the matter? Can't pull yourself together!?"
"Surprise!"

ROCKET LAUNCHER TAUNT
"Rock it!"
"I'm a rocket man!"
"Special delivery!"
"My missiles never miss!"
"Aw, you're falling apart!"
"I call 'em loser-seeking missiles!"
"Check out these fireworks!"

FREEZETHROWER TAUNT
"Chill for a sec!"
"You're as cold as ice!"
"Can't stand the cold!?"
"You'll find this to be a chilling experience!"
"Freeze!"
"Don't go anywhere!"

FLAMETHROWER TAUNT
"I'm hot blooded! Check it and see!"
"Time to turn up the heat!"
"Fire it up!"
"Burn baby burn!"
"Can't stand the heat!?"
"It's about to get real hot in here!"
"I hope you like your meat well-done!"

ELECTROBOLT TAUNT
"Who wants to ride the lightning?"
"What's wrong? You look shocked!"
"I always get such a jolt out of this!"
"Time for some high voltage carnage!"
"You've been thunderstruck!"
"Shocking, isn't it?"
"Nick Tesla got nothing on me!"

SNIPER RIFLE TAUNT
"I'm watching you like a Hawk!"
"I've got my eyes and my crosshairs on you!"
"BOOM! Headshot!"
"What a fine pink mist!"
"You weren't using that head anyways!"
"Bullseye!"

LIGHT ZAPPER TAUNT
"Time for an old-school shootout!"
"Pull!"
"I'd kill your dog too if this gun worked on it!"
"You're all nothing but a bunch of waterfowl to me!"
"Draw!"
"Zapper? I hardly know 'er!"