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- When New York's biggest villain group (the Foot Clan) threaten the city, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles must save the city. But after their master Splinter group gets nearly killed and Raphael's brothers gets kidnapped, he must rescue them before it's too late. Will he avenge his master, save his brothers, and defeat the Foot Clan or will all of the brothers die with him?
- Darkness has settled over New York City as Shredder and his evil Foot Clan have an iron grip on everything from the police to the politicians. The future is grim until four unlikely outcast brothers rise from the sewers and discover their destiny as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The Turtles must work with fearless reporter April O'Neil and her cameraman Vern Fenwick to save the city and unravel Shredder's diabolical plan.
- so let me first come out and say this is not as bad as i thought it would be, i could see this going worst...a couple of positives, most of the turtles looked bad ass, the shredder looked like something from my nightmares and splinter was pretty cool as well, also Megan Fox was, well, OK...i didn't cringe with her performance, i thought it was OK. now the bad, 1)Aprils father burns down the lab with his daughter inside (horrible dad) ...so little April saves the turtles and splinter and for no reason whatsoever lets them go into the sewer. 2)the Japanese theme was acceptable with the old ninja turtles because splinter at least came from japan, except that with this one the only Japanese anything the turtles and splinter know is from the book on ninjitsu he inexplicable finds in the sewer. 3)despite the fact that splinter learned ninjitsu from a book he still has the skill to go against a years learned ninja master like Megatron...i'm sorry silver Samari...wait no...shredder yes that's his name shredder. 4)Megatrons arms are Swiss army knives 5)money is the motive? there couldn't be a little more imagination with that?...there is a couple of other things that are more pet peeves of mine but some might find acceptable besides that my only real complaint was Donatello, i hate the way they portrayed him, i loved Donatello as a kid and they kind of really pushed the whole nerd thing with him. so whats the score...go watch it with your kids, they'll love it, its not to long so you wont get bored, and there are some really fun and funny parts as well but don't expect anything more then that.
- 2014's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a movie that desperately wants you to like it. It name-drops all the things that it (or, should I say, its think-tank) thinks the cool kids are into, like Star Wars, Harry Potter, and superheroes ("oooh, he's doing the Batman voice!"), like a jeering 30-year old at a high school kegger. It also earnestly bleats how down it is with the fans, who previously boycotted it in contempt. Not only are we gifted with a placating, slick, anime-style opening montage (namedrop the '80s comics for full nerd-cred), but behold: "Aliens?" scoffs Megan Fox's April O'Neill. "No, that's stupid." It's a film that even tries to play off its inherently silly premise as slick and irreverently self-referential, saddling Will Arnett with a 'the-wink-is-for-subtlety' monologue championing the virtues of 'froth' – "you know, light, sweet - sometimes people just want candy!" Have you not fully succumbed to the Turtle Power yet, skeptics? <br/><br/>The reality is, the 1990s Henson-garbed Ninja Turtles films were hardly masterpieces in their own right, but they knew exactly how to pitch their inherent absurdity with a pizza box full of enthusiasm and campy gusto. But there are no combat cold-cuts in their hulking 2014 counterpart, who doesn't really know who to pander to: a patented 'dark gritty reboot' (how novel! how original!) for the spillover adult fans, or a spunky adventure romp to lure in new generations of turtle-tots. As consequence, we have shadowy brawls at 'the docks' juxtaposed with fart and cat video jokes, a disjuncture almost as hilariously mockable as it is uncomfortable. Turtles Begin this ain't. <br/><br/>Indeed, the most thrilling aspect of 2014's TMNT is, for a film with the name Michael Bay attached, how unimaginably safe it is. Director Jonathan Liebesman should be banished to the Hashi for under-performing so lazily on every possible front, sidestepping the cheery camp of the earlier Turtles for dour, paint-by-numbers Hollywood dross, with the occasional distasteful one-liner, usually objectifying April O'Neill, thrown in as comic relief. The wafer-thin plot is plagiarized from The Amazing Spider-Man, itself a masterpiece of the underwhelming, so brazenly (work from scientist parent, tragically deceased during protagonist's childhood, used towards genetic mutation, big, green reptilian creatures, and the dissemination of toxic gas throughout the city) that an upcoming subpoena from Sony would seem inevitable if any audiences were invested enough in the film to object. <br/><br/>But hey – who needs plot when we've got action, right? Well, that might be the case, were the interludes in question propagated by more than a perpetual blur of indiscernible constant motion and flagrantly unconvincing CGI, like looking through a kaleidoscope going down a water slide. Laws of physics are not broken so much as shattered, burnt at the stake, and the ashes scattered through the sewers, rendering no consequence whatsoever to the mayhem, as composer Brian Tyler gloomily cycles through his Thor: The Dark World B-sides in a lacklustre attempt to jazz up the superhero vibes. Meanwhile, it's a constant toss-up as to which paltry CGI concoction is the most repugnant to look at: the embarrassingly grotesque turtles, the 'Wolverine-on-steroids' Shredder, whose behemoth armour is rendered ridiculous as he bounces about like a bunny in zero-gravity, or (my vote) the sickening Master Splinter, who resembles a plasticine figure decomposing under hot lights. Shudder. While there is the occasional whiff of excitement for those vulnerable to the iconicity of flipping turtles brandishing ninja weapons (the turtles improvising through a car chase turned fight down an avalanche is a mild highlight), it's a pretty dire realization that the CGI-bloated smackdowns are largely as engaging as the exposition sequences bridging them. And these include Megan Fox demonstrating her journalism prowess by googling "Vigilante news in New York." Hey - at least she knows better than to use Bing <br/><br/>If anything, the unlikeliest complaint is the lack of down time with the turtles themselves. For those willing to look past the excruciating CGI and the largely garbage one-liners, there are glimpses of undeniable charm in just watching the famously one-dimensional hard-shelled heroes bounce off one another. One brief moment, interrupting a fight scene to have the turtles strike up an impromptu beatboxing session in an elevator is oddly joyful in its dementedness, and a welcome window into the kind of silliness that would have made for a far stronger turtles film (I would listen to their hip hop Christmas album ). Does that excuse the inclusion of a CGI baby turtle dancing to Gwen Stefani, however? No. No it does not. <br/><br/>Instead, too much time is devoted to the film's requisite human beings, wherein the rest of the cast fall well in step with the clear mess ensconcing them. The (un)believably awful Megan Fox evidently filmed the majority of her April O'Neill scenes while napping, although her brief spurts of feigned emotion are so ludicrously flat it's difficult to distinguish. Will Arnett coughs up the occasional chuckle as her beleaguered cameraman, though it's just as funny watching his facial expression grow steadily more sheepish as the film progresses (his interior monologue at each line reading: "Oh, COME ON!"). William Fitchner, strangely overacting less than in his The Dark Knight cameo, halfheartedly tries for silky but ends up with snoozy, while watching Whoopi Goldberg shamble though the part of O'Neill's editor as if reading her lines from cue cards is a sad distortion of the '90s in itself. <br/><br/>The sad truth about froth, which no one opted to tell Will Arnett: froth is best known not as candy, but as tasteless, disposable filler, vaguely nauseating if consumed in too large a gulp, and usually vigorously stirred away as quickly as possible to get to the real beverage underneath. In short: a perfectly fitting verdict for 2014's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Cowabungled. <br/><br/>-3/10
- What the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lacks is not fidelity, but a spirit of genuine boyish fun.
- Scott Mednick, the executive producer, stated that this film will be live-action. Link. The Ninja Turtles themselves however will be computer animated through Motion Capture, as opposed to using practical effects.Link.<br/><br/> a5c7b9f00b
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