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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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- I don't like you
- and you don't like me.
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- Ah-ha, Big Cliff.
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- What's up man?
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- Marco, my main man.
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- Down to the bottom, need more.
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- - All out, I'm waitin'.
- - Shit, man.
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- 00:01:52,975 --> 00:01:54,118
- Well, when's that gonna be?
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- 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:55,798
- Hopefully, today.
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- 00:01:56,598 --> 00:01:58,798
- Well, let me
- know when you do know.
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- 00:01:58,977 --> 00:02:00,895
- - All right?
- - Fo sho, you be cool.
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- 00:02:00,897 --> 00:02:02,248
- Yeah, yeah, you be cool.
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- 00:02:02,761 --> 00:02:05,028
- - Peace.
- - Yeah, peace out, whatever.
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- 00:02:29,099 --> 00:02:30,904
- Good morning, sweetie.
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- 00:02:31,287 --> 00:02:32,521
- Good morning, Daddy.
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- 00:02:34,985 --> 00:02:36,500
- You have blow all
- over your nose.
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- 00:02:36,836 --> 00:02:37,859
- What?
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- 00:02:37,861 --> 00:02:38,861
- Oh, shit.
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- 00:02:45,474 --> 00:02:46,474
- Is it gone?
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- 00:02:48,995 --> 00:02:51,758
- Yeah, why do you
- do so much blow?
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- 00:02:52,352 --> 00:02:54,910
- 'Cause it gives me an
- edge and I need that.
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- 00:02:55,346 --> 00:02:56,369
- In the corporate world,
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- 00:02:56,371 --> 00:02:58,888
- everything's about
- screw everybody else.
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- 00:02:58,890 --> 00:03:01,487
- I gotta be sharp as a
- razor, twice as sharp.
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- 00:03:02,034 --> 00:03:04,335
- It's worse than dog
- eat dog out there.
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- 00:03:04,337 --> 00:03:06,024
- It's wolf eat wolf.
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- 00:03:06,454 --> 00:03:08,853
- And those bastards
- want me outta there.
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- 00:03:09,069 --> 00:03:11,374
- See, I've reached the
- corporate glass ceiling.
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- 00:03:11,700 --> 00:03:14,171
- Can't go any higher than
- head of department at NFK
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- without moving into executive,
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- and executive is all a Japanese.
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- 00:03:19,002 --> 00:03:20,475
- And you may or may
- not have noticed,
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- 00:03:20,477 --> 00:03:21,937
- but I am not Japanese.
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- 00:03:23,114 --> 00:03:24,114
- You're too tall.
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- 00:03:24,950 --> 00:03:27,405
- That's right, and that
- gives me an advantage.
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- 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:28,795
- Let me teach you
- a little something
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- 00:03:28,797 --> 00:03:30,063
- about having an advantage.
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- 00:03:30,065 --> 00:03:31,257
- When you've got an advantage,
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- 00:03:31,259 --> 00:03:34,054
- you have got to take
- advantage of it, pshew!
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- 00:03:35,244 --> 00:03:36,244
- Okay.
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- 00:03:37,831 --> 00:03:39,916
- And do me
- a favor, will ya?
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- Stay outta my shit, okay?
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- 00:03:42,844 --> 00:03:43,909
- I don't even like blow.
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- 00:03:43,911 --> 00:03:45,636
- Then why'd
- you steal half a gram?
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- 00:03:45,638 --> 00:03:46,715
- It was for my friend.
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- 00:03:46,717 --> 00:03:49,447
- Oh, Emily who used to be Joel?
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- 00:03:49,449 --> 00:03:50,741
- Yeah, she's got a hard life.
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- 00:03:50,743 --> 00:03:52,024
- It's not easy being transgender.
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- I can imagine.
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- 00:03:54,253 --> 00:03:56,467
- I find it challenging enough
- just being one gender.
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- 00:03:56,860 --> 00:03:59,055
- Apparently, there are
- like 200 genders nowadays.
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- 00:03:59,057 --> 00:04:00,321
- And look what I got stuck with.
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- Oh, don't you talk like that.
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- You are beautiful.
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- Okay.
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- 00:04:06,431 --> 00:04:08,251
- So, you goin' to school today?
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- I guess.
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- What do you mean you guess?
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- I hate school.
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- 00:04:43,971 --> 00:04:45,080
- I think I'm gonna drop out.
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- 00:04:45,082 --> 00:04:47,259
- Are
- you shitting me?
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- You've already dropped
- out of two colleges
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- 00:04:49,181 --> 00:04:51,505
- and I had to eat the
- tuition both times.
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- 00:04:51,507 --> 00:04:53,209
- And Northern was
- fuckin' expensive!
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- 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:55,494
- Well, look at it this way.
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- 00:04:55,694 --> 00:04:57,379
- Community college
- isn't nearly as much.
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- 00:04:57,874 --> 00:04:59,944
- So now you're
- saving me money, I suppose.
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- 00:04:59,946 --> 00:05:02,062
- Wait, that's bullshit;
- you pay for it.
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- 00:05:02,064 --> 00:05:03,372
- And so what are
- you gonna do now?
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- You're gonna have to
- get a job, you know?
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- So I'll get a job.
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- Yeah, and then
- you'll quit after three days.
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- Daddy, please, can
- you just leave me alone?
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- Don't you have any ambition?
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- - Hmm, no.
- - None at all?
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- Don't you wanna be somebody?
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- I am somebody.
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- Yeah, you're right.
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- You're a professional dropout.
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- But it would be
- nice being rich.
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- Oh, and how
- might you achieve that?
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- I figured I'd
- just outlive you,
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- inherit all your money.
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- You know, at the
- rate you're going,
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- it shouldn't even be that hard.
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- I'd be surprised if
- you even made it to 60.
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- I am going to
- slow down, I swear;
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- once I get a little bit of
- time, which will be soon.
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- - Sure.
- - You watch.
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- Okay.
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- 00:05:46,269 --> 00:05:49,390
- So you see your mother lately?
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- - No.
- - Talk to her lately?
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- - No.
- - Why not?
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- Because I hate Matt.
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- She has terrible taste in men.
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- - Hey, hey, watch it!
- - Not you, Daddy.
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- You're wonderful.
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- Good answer and you're right.
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- I am wonderful in my own
- charmnoxious kind of way.
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- 00:06:06,736 --> 00:06:08,403
- So what's wrong with Matt?
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- He's just a horrible,
- sloppy, disgusting drunk
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- and Mom's zoned out
- on benzos all day
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- watching the Home
- Shopping Network
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- buying shit she doesn't need.
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- - I hate it there.
- - Well, then stay here,
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- - but go to school.
- - Okay.
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- Listen, I got to go to work.
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- We will talk about this
- droppin' out shit later.
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- Fine.
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- Look, I don't get it.
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- Why drop out at all?
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- I mean, aren't you
- takin' bullshit classes,
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- 00:06:32,830 --> 00:06:35,742
- like underwater basket
- weaving and poetry anyway?
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- Creative writing and history,
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- - with your old buddy, Aaron.
- - That's right.
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- That sounds great, but, look.
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- I gotta go, honey.
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- - We'll talk about this later.
- - Okay.
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- - I love you, muah.
- - Love you, too, Daddy.
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- 00:06:46,818 --> 00:06:50,289
- - And stay away from my blow!
- - Okay.
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- 00:06:50,291 --> 00:06:51,874
- And don't touch my Diet Coke.
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- Never.
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- That girl
- is gonna drive me to drinkin'.
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- If I don't start drivin'
- that hot rod Lincoln, yeah.
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- Fuck everything.
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- Stupid mother fuckin',
- get the fuck outta the way!
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- Get a life!
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- Fuck.
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- 00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:12,700
- Fuck.
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- 00:12:12,378 --> 00:12:13,605
- I can't drink this.
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- 00:13:12,633 --> 00:13:16,806
- Every day is a
- miniature eternity.
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- 00:14:22,456 --> 00:14:23,456
- No.
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- 00:14:26,577 --> 00:14:27,577
- No.
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- 00:14:30,627 --> 00:14:31,627
- No!
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- 00:14:32,236 --> 00:14:33,236
- No!
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- No, Jesus.
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- 00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:41,479
- No.
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- 00:14:43,985 --> 00:14:45,154
- No, Jesus Christ.
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- 00:14:46,961 --> 00:14:48,113
- No, not Teddy.
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- 00:14:48,115 --> 00:14:50,495
- Franklin Roosevelt, close.
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- 00:14:51,031 --> 00:14:52,158
- Still wrong.
- 142
- 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:54,710
- What caused the
- Great Depression?
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- 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,806
- My dog died, funny.
- 144
- 00:14:58,596 --> 00:15:00,527
- What brought the end of
- the Great Depression?
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- 00:15:00,529 --> 00:15:03,275
- Xanax; okay, funny man.
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- 00:15:04,066 --> 00:15:06,498
- There's an F, that
- stands for funny.
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- 00:15:16,376 --> 00:15:19,602
- Blessed Circe.
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- 00:15:44,086 --> 00:15:46,502
- Oh, I love the Beer Bash!
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- 00:15:47,330 --> 00:15:50,118
- The one day of the year
- where getting smashed
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- 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:54,099
- is not only condoned,
- it's encouraged.
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- 00:16:06,353 --> 00:16:07,538
- All right, can anyone tell me
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- 00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:11,040
- when the first drug laws
- were introduced, anybody?
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- 00:16:11,710 --> 00:16:12,929
- Come on, just try.
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- 00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:15,348
- You.
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- 00:16:15,584 --> 00:16:17,322
- - In the '60s.
- - No.
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- 00:16:17,556 --> 00:16:18,556
- Anybody else?
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- 00:16:20,488 --> 00:16:22,106
- - You.
- - In the '20s.
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- 00:16:22,108 --> 00:16:26,932
- No, in 1729 in China when
- the emperor banned the sale
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- and importation of the opium
- throughout the whole nation.
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- 00:16:32,653 --> 00:16:33,653
- And what happened next?
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- 00:16:34,985 --> 00:16:38,553
- Opium use just kept increasing
- and becoming more prevalent.
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- 00:16:38,555 --> 00:16:41,053
- Then, in the 1830s,
- the British realized
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- that they were running a
- trade deficit with China.
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- 00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:45,181
- You see, there were
- a great many things
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- 00:16:45,183 --> 00:16:47,382
- that the West wanted
- from the Chinese,
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- 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,397
- but nothing they
- wanted from them.
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- 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:52,975
- So the British began
- shipping in wholesale opium
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- into the country.
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- 00:16:54,575 --> 00:16:55,575
- And guess what?
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- 00:16:56,289 --> 00:16:59,332
- That shit just sells itself.
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- 00:16:59,334 --> 00:17:01,657
- Heroin, by the way, is
- a derivative of opium.
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- 00:17:01,659 --> 00:17:04,563
- And as more and more of the
- Chinese people got addicted,
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- the emperors did not dig
- it, so they banned it.
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- 00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:10,711
- And what happened next?
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- 00:17:13,252 --> 00:17:15,479
- - It got more popular?
- - Exactly.
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- 00:17:15,481 --> 00:17:17,251
- So what can we
- take from all this?
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- 00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:20,902
- Stuff that's banned
- gets more popular.
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- 00:17:21,335 --> 00:17:24,464
- Precisely, just like
- the prohibition of alcohol
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- 00:17:24,466 --> 00:17:26,423
- here in the States in the 1920s.
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- 00:17:26,824 --> 00:17:28,092
- Ya see, when you tell people
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- 00:17:28,094 --> 00:17:29,768
- they can't have
- something they like,
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- 00:17:30,161 --> 00:17:31,441
- they'll find a way to get it.
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- 00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:34,910
- And prohibition was
- the direct cause
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- 00:17:34,912 --> 00:17:37,132
- of the birth of organized
- crime in this country,
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- 00:17:37,610 --> 00:17:40,794
- which began in Chicago,
- Detroit, and New York,
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- 00:17:40,796 --> 00:17:42,472
- and was controlled by the Mafia,
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- 00:17:44,027 --> 00:17:45,867
- which was predominantly Italian,
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- 00:17:45,869 --> 00:17:47,695
- though there were many
- ethnic groups involved.
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- 00:17:47,697 --> 00:17:50,490
- Including the Purple Gang
- right here in Detroit.
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- 00:18:38,830 --> 00:18:39,871
- Good morning.
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- 00:18:42,453 --> 00:18:43,453
- Good morning.
- 192
- 00:18:46,128 --> 00:18:47,128
- Good morning.
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- 00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:58,928
- Oh, god.
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- 00:18:59,708 --> 00:19:00,807
- Oh, that's a good one.
- 195
- 00:19:05,356 --> 00:19:06,421
- Ah, fuck.
- 196
- 00:19:08,345 --> 00:19:10,724
- Ah, gross.
- 197
- 00:19:15,631 --> 00:19:16,631
- Fuck it.
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- 00:19:33,586 --> 00:19:34,868
- Are you in school?
- 199
- 00:19:40,908 --> 00:19:42,763
- My dad just asked
- me if I'm at school.
- 200
- 00:19:43,968 --> 00:19:47,014
- I'm at school, call down;
- you're freaking out.
- 201
- 00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:52,930
- He says, yes, I am.
- 202
- 00:19:52,932 --> 00:19:53,932
- My dad's freaking out.
- 203
- 00:19:54,621 --> 00:19:58,818
- Who isn't.
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- 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,446
- Oh, shit.
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- 00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:43,680
- - Yeah.
- - Aaron.
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- 00:21:43,682 --> 00:21:46,596
- - Yeah.
- - What's wrong?
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- 00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:48,607
- - Nothing.
- - You sound weird.
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- 00:21:49,379 --> 00:21:51,239
- I just choked
- on some Gatorade.
- 209
- 00:21:51,832 --> 00:21:54,974
- - Yeah, with vodka in it?
- - No, plain Gatorade.
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- 00:21:54,976 --> 00:21:57,018
- Right, ya know
- you're gonna get caught
- 211
- 00:21:57,020 --> 00:21:58,329
- and then you're gonna get fired.
- 212
- 00:21:58,331 --> 00:21:59,747
- Why don't you just
- stop drinking?
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- 00:22:00,030 --> 00:22:02,350
- Hey, Ms. Pothead,
- she without sin
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- 00:22:02,352 --> 00:22:03,695
- can cast the first stone.
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- 00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:06,354
- Hey, I smoke for
- fun; you're a drunk.
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- 00:22:06,356 --> 00:22:08,634
- I can quit anytime;
- you're addicted.
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- 00:22:08,636 --> 00:22:11,095
- - Really.
- - Yeah, really.
- 218
- 00:22:11,486 --> 00:22:13,702
- What can I do for ya?
- 219
- 00:22:14,286 --> 00:22:16,341
- - So, ya got any?
- - Pot?
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- 00:22:16,776 --> 00:22:18,059
- No, plutonium.
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- 00:22:18,061 --> 00:22:19,399
- - Yes, pot.
- - Sure.
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- 00:22:20,177 --> 00:22:22,530
- Can I come by after
- work and get some?
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- 00:22:22,532 --> 00:22:23,532
- Of course.
- 224
- 00:22:23,973 --> 00:22:25,823
- Great, you goin'
- to the Beer Bash?
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- 00:22:25,825 --> 00:22:27,326
- Sure, I love the Beer Bash.
- 226
- 00:22:28,675 --> 00:22:30,621
- - Figures.
- - How's your love life?
- 227
- 00:22:31,325 --> 00:22:33,175
- Hmm, nothin' to
- write home about.
- 228
- 00:22:33,469 --> 00:22:34,479
- How's yours?
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- 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,817
- You kicked
- the life outta me.
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- 00:22:36,819 --> 00:22:38,682
- I might
- not ever recover.
- 231
- 00:22:38,684 --> 00:22:41,121
- Bullshit.
- 232
- 00:22:42,655 --> 00:22:43,655
- I'll see ya after work.
- 233
- 00:22:44,305 --> 00:22:45,305
- Sure.
- 234
- 00:22:46,589 --> 00:22:47,714
- Bitch.
- 235
- 00:23:29,433 --> 00:23:30,920
- Oh, fuck!
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- 00:23:32,042 --> 00:23:33,409
- God dammit.
- 237
- 00:24:08,138 --> 00:24:10,584
- I could look at
- purses all day.
- 238
- 00:24:10,586 --> 00:24:12,544
- I could look at shoes forever.
- 239
- 00:24:20,145 --> 00:24:21,291
- I hate Mr. Goldman.
- 240
- 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:22,293
- He thinks he's so smart.
- 241
- 00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:26,429
- Well, I mean,
- he kinda is smart.
- 242
- 00:24:26,431 --> 00:24:28,414
- He's been friends with my
- dad since they were like
- 243
- 00:24:28,416 --> 00:24:30,408
- seven in elementary
- school or something.
- 244
- 00:24:31,527 --> 00:24:33,922
- But I hate this school;
- it's so full of losers.
- 245
- 00:24:33,924 --> 00:24:35,902
- People who can't
- get in a university.
- 246
- 00:24:36,782 --> 00:24:38,145
- Yeah, like us.
- 247
- 00:24:38,766 --> 00:24:40,324
- Oh, blah, blah, blah.
- 248
- 00:24:40,326 --> 00:24:42,086
- Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
- 249
- 00:24:42,088 --> 00:24:43,512
- I could just scream.
- 250
- 00:24:44,039 --> 00:24:45,788
- And what am I supposed
- to do with history?
- 251
- 00:24:45,790 --> 00:24:46,817
- Who cares?
- 252
- 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:48,888
- It already happened, what
- are you gonna do about it?
- 253
- 00:24:48,890 --> 00:24:51,159
- We should be focusing on shit
- that's happening right now.
- 254
- 00:24:51,161 --> 00:24:53,599
- I seriously don't care
- what happened yesterday.
- 255
- 00:24:54,423 --> 00:24:55,423
- Me neither.
- 256
- 00:24:56,656 --> 00:24:57,656
- So what do you got?
- 257
- 00:24:58,609 --> 00:25:00,632
- I got some Oxycontin I
- stole from my grandmother.
- 258
- 00:25:00,634 --> 00:25:02,578
- She's got pain pills in
- every drawer of the house
- 259
- 00:25:02,580 --> 00:25:03,580
- and she's proud of it.
- 260
- 00:25:03,923 --> 00:25:05,845
- Gets 'em prescribed from
- three different doctors.
- 261
- 00:25:06,332 --> 00:25:08,517
- She says you don't have to
- go three steps in this house
- 262
- 00:25:08,519 --> 00:25:09,826
- without finding more pain pills.
- 263
- 00:25:10,299 --> 00:25:13,239
- She sets a great example.
- 264
- 00:25:13,241 --> 00:25:14,991
- God, people are so
- fucked up these days.
- 265
- 00:25:16,354 --> 00:25:19,156
- But I got some bars of
- Xanax I stole from my mom.
- 266
- 00:25:19,544 --> 00:25:23,049
- Trade ya.
- 267
- 00:25:38,783 --> 00:25:40,824
- I'm so sick and tired
- of this whole routine.
- 268
- 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:44,559
- Day in and day out,
- morning, noon, and night,
- 269
- 00:25:44,561 --> 00:25:46,023
- the same fucking thing.
- 270
- 00:25:46,776 --> 00:25:48,171
- I'm about ready to scream.
- 271
- 00:25:56,115 --> 00:25:57,141
- I found a dope house.
- 272
- 00:25:58,367 --> 00:25:59,367
- You did?
- 273
- 00:25:59,738 --> 00:26:01,388
- Where, I'm not going to Detroit.
- 274
- 00:26:01,390 --> 00:26:02,429
- Pretty close, Pontiac.
- 275
- 00:26:03,776 --> 00:26:06,317
- - Shit, that is pretty close.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 276
- 00:26:09,444 --> 00:26:10,444
- So what do we do?
- 277
- 00:26:10,932 --> 00:26:12,980
- Well, Emily gave me the
- number and the address,
- 278
- 00:26:12,982 --> 00:26:15,018
- so all I have to do is call.
- 279
- 00:26:17,848 --> 00:26:19,216
- Are you sure
- you wanna do this?
- 280
- 00:26:20,470 --> 00:26:21,470
- I don't know, do you?
- 281
- 00:26:22,076 --> 00:26:24,370
- I don't know, I'm not
- sticking a needle in my arm.
- 282
- 00:26:24,372 --> 00:26:25,935
- Well, me neither;
- we'll just snort it.
- 283
- 00:26:32,140 --> 00:26:33,140
- I'm scared.
- 284
- 00:26:33,714 --> 00:26:34,714
- It'll be fun.
- 285
- 00:26:35,195 --> 00:26:36,577
- Like, yeah, it'll be fun.
- 286
- 00:26:37,232 --> 00:26:38,833
- Let's just think about
- this for a second.
- 287
- 00:26:39,274 --> 00:26:40,274
- Okay.
- 288
- 00:26:41,774 --> 00:26:42,774
- It's a big deal.
- 289
- 00:26:43,780 --> 00:26:46,377
- Okay.
- 290
- 00:26:49,361 --> 00:26:50,361
- So call.
- 291
- 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:51,840
- Okay.
- 292
- 00:26:58,781 --> 00:27:00,647
- - Call.
- - I'm scared.
- 293
- 00:27:00,948 --> 00:27:02,276
- Okay, then let's
- just not do it.
- 294
- 00:27:02,973 --> 00:27:03,973
- Okay.
- 295
- 00:27:12,779 --> 00:27:13,779
- Hi, Smokey?
- 296
- 00:27:14,011 --> 00:27:15,475
- This is Billie, Emily's friend.
- 297
- 00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:17,668
- Can me and my friend come over?
- 298
- 00:27:18,902 --> 00:27:20,606
- Yeah, I know where it is.
- 299
- 00:27:21,381 --> 00:27:22,696
- Yeah, no.
- 300
- 00:27:24,524 --> 00:27:25,997
- Okay, we'll be there soon.
- 301
- 00:27:29,987 --> 00:27:32,170
- Shit ,
- now what do we do?
- 302
- 00:27:33,052 --> 00:27:34,200
- Well, we don't have to go.
- 303
- 00:27:34,202 --> 00:27:35,361
- Yeah, we do.
- 304
- 00:27:35,363 --> 00:27:36,363
- Why?
- 305
- 00:27:36,584 --> 00:27:37,915
- Because I just said we would.
- 306
- 00:27:37,917 --> 00:27:38,917
- So.
- 307
- 00:27:39,217 --> 00:27:40,699
- So I don't wanna
- look like asshole.
- 308
- 00:27:41,157 --> 00:27:42,472
- To who, Smokey?
- 309
- 00:27:42,474 --> 00:27:43,474
- You don't even know him.
- 310
- 00:27:44,065 --> 00:27:45,446
- Okay, so what do we do?
- 311
- 00:27:53,336 --> 00:27:56,245
- I heard it's great.
- 312
- 00:27:57,850 --> 00:28:00,827
- Emily said, you know how
- good it feels smoking pot?
- 313
- 00:28:01,445 --> 00:28:02,984
- Well, it's a million
- times better.
- 314
- 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,381
- A million times, how?
- 315
- 00:28:07,494 --> 00:28:08,986
- I don't know, but
- we can find out.
- 316
- 00:28:14,828 --> 00:28:17,122
- - Okay, let's go.
- - All right.
- 317
- 00:28:17,944 --> 00:28:19,834
- We're so bad.
- 318
- 00:28:27,686 --> 00:28:30,421
- Can anyone tell me the
- reasons World War I started?
- 319
- 00:28:30,732 --> 00:28:31,732
- Anybody?
- 320
- 00:28:32,919 --> 00:28:33,919
- Just try.
- 321
- 00:28:36,518 --> 00:28:38,347
- - You.
- - The spread of communism.
- 322
- 00:28:39,401 --> 00:28:41,914
- That
- answer woulda worked
- 323
- 00:28:41,916 --> 00:28:43,725
- for both the Korean
- and Vietnam Wars,
- 324
- 00:28:43,727 --> 00:28:46,542
- but not World War I, good try.
- 325
- 00:28:47,494 --> 00:28:48,795
- Anybody else?
- 326
- 00:28:49,701 --> 00:28:51,499
- The sinking of the Maine.
- 327
- 00:28:51,951 --> 00:28:55,331
- No, that was the
- Spanish-American War.
- 328
- 00:28:55,333 --> 00:28:56,889
- How 'bout an arms race?
- 329
- 00:28:59,018 --> 00:29:00,773
- Wasn't it the Cold War?
- 330
- 00:29:00,979 --> 00:29:02,831
- It was, good response.
- 331
- 00:29:03,329 --> 00:29:05,091
- But it was also one
- of the major causes
- 332
- 00:29:05,093 --> 00:29:06,842
- for World War I before that.
- 333
- 00:29:08,027 --> 00:29:11,799
- An arms race
- between who and who?
- 334
- 00:29:14,961 --> 00:29:15,961
- Anybody?
- 335
- 00:29:17,372 --> 00:29:19,707
- - You.
- - Japan and America?
- 336
- 00:29:21,016 --> 00:29:22,622
- Jesus Christ.
- 337
- 00:29:22,624 --> 00:29:25,644
- Did any of you do the
- assigned reading, anybody?
- 338
- 00:29:26,383 --> 00:29:28,991
- Britain and Germany,
- ring any bells?
- 339
- 00:29:28,993 --> 00:29:29,999
- Ding-a-ling!
- 340
- 00:29:31,006 --> 00:29:33,564
- You,
- what year were you born?
- 341
- 00:29:34,298 --> 00:29:36,710
- - 1996.
- - And who was the president?
- 342
- 00:29:38,842 --> 00:29:39,842
- George Bush.
- 343
- 00:29:40,973 --> 00:29:43,297
- - The second?
- - Oh, my god.
- 344
- 00:29:44,026 --> 00:29:45,332
- You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me.
- 345
- 00:29:47,060 --> 00:29:49,204
- - You wanna try again?
- - No.
- 346
- 00:29:49,544 --> 00:29:50,580
- Try anyway.
- 347
- 00:29:52,349 --> 00:29:54,005
- I don't know, Obama?
- 348
- 00:29:54,494 --> 00:29:56,798
- You're all nothin'
- but a bunch of slackers!
- 349
- 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,220
- Hey, we're Millennials
- and we don't like labels.
- 350
- 00:29:59,449 --> 00:30:00,480
- Oh, my god.
- 351
- 00:30:01,581 --> 00:30:05,677
- Look, this is the world you're
- living in like it or not.
- 352
- 00:30:05,894 --> 00:30:07,483
- This isn't a dress rehearsal.
- 353
- 00:30:07,485 --> 00:30:08,942
- This is it, okay?
- 354
- 00:30:09,191 --> 00:30:10,675
- You've only got
- one shot at this.
- 355
- 00:30:10,677 --> 00:30:12,264
- You can either
- choose to be present
- 356
- 00:30:12,266 --> 00:30:14,101
- in your own lives or not.
- 357
- 00:30:14,750 --> 00:30:19,650
- Fine, there's gonna
- be a test on this next week.
- 358
- 00:30:19,652 --> 00:30:23,129
- I suggest you do the assigned
- reading or else you'll fail.
- 359
- 00:30:23,131 --> 00:30:24,672
- And if ya blow this,
- 360
- 00:30:24,674 --> 00:30:26,719
- then you're probably gonna
- blow the whole course,
- 361
- 00:30:26,721 --> 00:30:29,602
- which, I'll remind
- you, is required.
- 362
- 00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,249
- Then, you will be screwed.
- 363
- 00:30:31,251 --> 00:30:34,200
- You can't use that kind
- of language in front of us,
- 364
- 00:30:34,202 --> 00:30:36,943
- and call us names
- and threaten us.
- 365
- 00:30:36,945 --> 00:30:39,043
- This is supposed
- to be a safe place.
- 366
- 00:30:39,283 --> 00:30:40,323
- Is it really?
- 367
- 00:30:41,375 --> 00:30:42,507
- I guess I forgot.
- 368
- 00:30:43,148 --> 00:30:46,062
- I thought a classroom was
- a place to be challenged,
- 369
- 00:30:47,923 --> 00:30:49,713
- a place that linger some ideas
- 370
- 00:30:49,715 --> 00:30:51,949
- that are a little scary
- from time to time.
- 371
- 00:30:52,877 --> 00:30:56,293
- My mistake, deepest apologies.
- 372
- 00:30:59,516 --> 00:31:00,863
- Class dismissed.
- 373
- 00:31:02,232 --> 00:31:03,955
- Do the reading.
- 374
- 00:31:04,612 --> 00:31:06,981
- Really, it's fascinating stuff.
- 375
- 00:31:06,983 --> 00:31:08,729
- I swear to god!
- 376
- 00:31:09,508 --> 00:31:11,661
- Yeah, they wrangled
- me into working tonight.
- 377
- 00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,804
- I don't like the fact that
- it sort of endorses drinking,
- 378
- 00:31:15,185 --> 00:31:17,682
- but I do live in the community
- and it's only once a year,
- 379
- 00:31:17,684 --> 00:31:19,051
- so what the heck, right?
- 380
- 00:31:19,714 --> 00:31:21,454
- What about you, are you going?
- 381
- 00:31:21,927 --> 00:31:24,332
- No, Debbie and I are
- going to the casino tonight.
- 382
- 00:31:24,334 --> 00:31:26,323
- Oh, so do you like gambling?
- 383
- 00:31:26,325 --> 00:31:27,928
- - Yeah, it's all right.
- - Okay.
- 384
- 00:31:28,224 --> 00:31:30,890
- I'm not very good at it,
- but Debbie just loves it.
- 385
- 00:31:30,892 --> 00:31:32,981
- She get so caught up in it.
- 386
- 00:31:32,983 --> 00:31:34,586
- It's like she
- becomes someone else,
- 387
- 00:31:34,995 --> 00:31:37,131
- like there's a devil
- inside her or something.
- 388
- 00:31:37,741 --> 00:31:40,238
- Do any of your students do
- any of the required reading
- 389
- 00:31:40,625 --> 00:31:42,155
- or anything else
- expected of them?
- 390
- 00:31:43,079 --> 00:31:44,766
- - Some of them.
- - Yeah, some.
- 391
- 00:31:45,105 --> 00:31:46,928
- - The good ones.
- - God.
- 392
- 00:31:47,316 --> 00:31:49,082
- I don't think I have
- any good ones right now.
- 393
- 00:31:49,445 --> 00:31:51,327
- They all stare at me so blankly
- 394
- 00:31:51,329 --> 00:31:54,429
- with their dead
- eyes, doll's eyes.
- 395
- 00:31:55,219 --> 00:31:57,178
- Then, I figure it's
- gotta be my fault, right?
- 396
- 00:31:57,635 --> 00:31:59,696
- You know, this shit's
- really interesting.
- 397
- 00:31:59,698 --> 00:32:01,142
- Maybe I'm making it boring.
- 398
- 00:32:01,739 --> 00:32:03,775
- I had a history teacher
- in high school like that;
- 399
- 00:32:04,487 --> 00:32:06,094
- third year, Mr. Zehue.
- 400
- 00:32:06,635 --> 00:32:09,048
- That guy managed to make
- everything in history
- 401
- 00:32:09,050 --> 00:32:10,693
- dull as rocks.
- 402
- 00:32:10,695 --> 00:32:13,065
- Hated him for it, but
- have I become him?
- 403
- 00:32:13,277 --> 00:32:14,480
- It's actually worse than that.
- 404
- 00:32:14,698 --> 00:32:17,049
- It's like no one wants to listen
- to anything I have to say.
- 405
- 00:32:17,051 --> 00:32:18,675
- It's just like they
- cut me off whenever...
- 406
- 00:32:18,677 --> 00:32:21,265
- - Aaron, are you okay?
- - Yeah.
- 407
- 00:32:21,267 --> 00:32:22,813
- - I'm just.
- - You're sweaty.
- 408
- 00:32:22,815 --> 00:32:23,852
- Just a bad day is all.
- 409
- 00:32:23,854 --> 00:32:25,998
- - Honestly, just a bad is all.
- - No, no.
- 410
- 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,325
- You're sweating and
- you're hyperventilating.
- 411
- 00:32:29,130 --> 00:32:31,712
- - No, honestly, I'm fine.
- - Are you sick?
- 412
- 00:32:32,993 --> 00:32:34,802
- Maybe I am coming
- down with something.
- 413
- 00:32:36,608 --> 00:32:38,931
- Good talk, I'll see ya around.
- 414
- 00:33:20,756 --> 00:33:27,509
- Oh, shit!
- 415
- 00:33:30,493 --> 00:33:33,537
- Holy fuck, would ya
- look at this mess.
- 416
- 00:33:34,164 --> 00:33:35,809
- Oh, shit.
- 417
- 00:34:18,174 --> 00:34:20,311
- Big Cliff,
- the man of the hour.
- 418
- 00:34:20,313 --> 00:34:21,336
- How so?
- 419
- 00:34:21,338 --> 00:34:23,626
- Because I haven't
- talked to you in over an hour.
- 420
- 00:34:23,864 --> 00:34:25,873
- Sorry, dude, nothin' yet.
- 421
- 00:34:25,875 --> 00:34:27,256
- But you're
- expecting it, right?
- 422
- 00:34:27,258 --> 00:34:28,304
- Sooner or later.
- 423
- 00:34:28,635 --> 00:34:30,078
- - Hey, keep cool.
- - Yeah.
- 424
- 00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:31,647
- You keep cool, all right?
- 425
- 00:34:32,104 --> 00:34:33,535
- - Peace, man.
- - Yeah, yeah.
- 426
- 00:34:33,537 --> 00:34:34,598
- Peace out, whatever.
- 427
- 00:34:44,592 --> 00:34:45,592
- What happened?
- 428
- 00:34:45,768 --> 00:34:48,306
- - Marco, fall through?
- - Exactly, so?
- 429
- 00:34:48,515 --> 00:34:51,342
- It'll happen,
- bro, sooner or later.
- 430
- 00:34:51,344 --> 00:34:52,347
- When?
- 431
- 00:34:52,785 --> 00:34:54,112
- I'm waitin' here, too.
- 432
- 00:34:55,131 --> 00:34:56,754
- That's what everybody
- keeps tellin' me.
- 433
- 00:34:56,756 --> 00:34:58,124
- You let me know when, all right?
- 434
- 00:34:58,525 --> 00:35:01,591
- - Hasta la vista.
- - Yeah, yeah, whatever.
- 435
- 00:36:25,972 --> 00:36:27,339
- We're
- driving in circles.
- 436
- 00:36:27,909 --> 00:36:29,433
- I'm telling
- you, this is it.
- 437
- 00:36:39,931 --> 00:36:41,083
- This is it?
- 438
- 00:36:41,085 --> 00:36:42,418
- It's the right address.
- 439
- 00:36:43,036 --> 00:36:44,698
- It looks just
- like a normal house.
- 440
- 00:36:45,227 --> 00:36:46,227
- Right.
- 441
- 00:36:47,807 --> 00:36:48,807
- I suppose it would.
- 442
- 00:36:50,491 --> 00:36:51,517
- I'm not going in there.
- 443
- 00:36:51,519 --> 00:36:52,601
- Then, I'll go in alone.
- 444
- 00:36:52,603 --> 00:36:53,781
- - Really?
- - Yeah, really.
- 445
- 00:36:53,783 --> 00:36:55,447
- I want to get outta
- here as fast as I can,
- 446
- 00:36:55,449 --> 00:36:56,730
- so I'll just say you're waiting.
- 447
- 00:36:56,942 --> 00:36:59,252
- - You got any money?
- - Uh, yeah.
- 448
- 00:37:00,046 --> 00:37:01,046
- 20 bucks.
- 449
- 00:37:01,815 --> 00:37:04,144
- I got 40, also curtesy
- of my grandmother,
- 450
- 00:37:04,146 --> 00:37:06,213
- who besides having pills
- stashed all over the house,
- 451
- 00:37:06,215 --> 00:37:08,809
- also has money stashed
- everywhere just in case.
- 452
- 00:37:10,717 --> 00:37:12,195
- Are you sure
- you wanna do this?
- 453
- 00:37:13,024 --> 00:37:14,992
- I don't know, do ya
- think we shouldn't?
- 454
- 00:37:16,804 --> 00:37:18,648
- I don't know, I mean,
- we could still go back.
- 455
- 00:37:19,536 --> 00:37:21,592
- You know this is a
- really bad idea, right?
- 456
- 00:37:23,451 --> 00:37:25,771
- - Uh-huh.
- - Fuck that.
- 457
- 00:37:26,114 --> 00:37:27,114
- Wish me luck.
- 458
- 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:28,886
- Good luck.
- 459
- 00:38:55,104 --> 00:38:56,104
- What the fuck?
- 460
- 00:39:02,622 --> 00:39:03,622
- What the fuck?
- 461
- 00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:16,516
- - I
- - understand, I understand.
- 462
- 00:39:17,615 --> 00:39:19,413
- But it's like.
- 463
- 00:39:21,101 --> 00:39:22,265
- Oh, fuck me.
- 464
- 00:39:22,895 --> 00:39:24,522
- That's not good,
- 465
- 00:39:24,524 --> 00:39:26,875
- but in the sixth grade I literally
- put my homeboy in a box.
- 466
- 00:39:33,670 --> 00:39:35,764
- Oh, my god.
- 467
- 00:39:39,022 --> 00:39:40,250
- They're getting weapons.
- 468
- 00:39:41,405 --> 00:39:42,569
- I could leave.
- 469
- 00:39:45,451 --> 00:39:47,198
- Fuck.
- 470
- 00:39:51,237 --> 00:39:53,307
- I could just leave, but
- I can't leave Billie.
- 471
- 00:39:54,301 --> 00:39:57,080
- Oh, my god.
- 472
- 00:40:04,986 --> 00:40:06,296
- Come on, let's get outta here.
- 473
- 00:40:06,298 --> 00:40:07,298
- Right.
- 474
- 00:40:09,373 --> 00:40:11,270
- - Did you get it?
- - Yeah, I did.
- 475
- 00:40:13,364 --> 00:40:14,913
- - Well, don't pull it out.
- - I won't.
- 476
- 00:40:15,492 --> 00:40:16,595
- What was it like?
- 477
- 00:40:16,597 --> 00:40:18,384
- There was a
- whole family in there,
- 478
- 00:40:18,386 --> 00:40:20,135
- including an old lady
- and like four little...
- 479
- 00:40:20,137 --> 00:40:22,042
- - Fuck, this is a dead end.
- - Well, turn around.
- 480
- 00:40:22,044 --> 00:40:23,067
- Okay.
- 481
- 00:40:23,069 --> 00:40:24,967
- Anyway, Smokey's a nice guy.
- 482
- 00:40:24,969 --> 00:40:26,055
- Whole thing was effortless.
- 483
- 00:40:26,580 --> 00:40:27,916
- Well, that's good to know.
- 484
- 00:40:28,705 --> 00:40:31,380
- Shit, how do we get
- out of here, fuck.
- 485
- 00:40:44,144 --> 00:40:45,167
- I'm telling you,
- 486
- 00:40:45,169 --> 00:40:47,349
- that was the scariest
- moment of my entire life.
- 487
- 00:40:48,015 --> 00:40:49,375
- I was sure they
- were gonna kill me.
- 488
- 00:40:50,274 --> 00:40:51,333
- Look, I'm still shaking.
- 489
- 00:40:51,335 --> 00:40:52,625
- - Do you see that?
- - Hmm.
- 490
- 00:40:53,346 --> 00:40:58,451
- Well, let's see.
- 491
- 00:41:01,635 --> 00:41:03,464
- - Did you lose it?
- - No, I didn't lose it.
- 492
- 00:41:03,466 --> 00:41:06,148
- It's in here, calm down.
- 493
- 00:41:07,769 --> 00:41:09,198
- You can trust me
- with this stuff.
- 494
- 00:41:09,935 --> 00:41:10,935
- Here it is.
- 495
- 00:41:11,529 --> 00:41:13,633
- - How much is that?
- - $60 worth.
- 496
- 00:41:14,361 --> 00:41:15,856
- - No kidding.
- - Yeah.
- 497
- 00:41:16,070 --> 00:41:18,606
- I asked him what to do,
- which he thought was cute.
- 498
- 00:41:19,092 --> 00:41:21,985
- We should each
- cut one line each,
- 499
- 00:41:22,447 --> 00:41:23,447
- about this long.
- 500
- 00:41:24,434 --> 00:41:26,673
- So do we just chop
- it up like blow?
- 501
- 00:41:26,925 --> 00:41:27,925
- Yeah, I suppose.
- 502
- 00:41:28,806 --> 00:41:29,806
- Well, lucky for us,
- 503
- 00:41:31,072 --> 00:41:35,062
- my dad has all the latest and
- most sophisticated equipment
- 504
- 00:41:35,064 --> 00:41:36,617
- for cutting up
- and snorting blow.
- 505
- 00:41:38,325 --> 00:41:40,005
- - Shall we?
- - We shall.
- 506
- 00:41:43,813 --> 00:41:47,199
- Look at this,
- there's blow everywhere.
- 507
- 00:41:47,201 --> 00:41:48,730
- Your dad's a slob.
- 508
- 00:41:48,732 --> 00:41:49,976
- No, he's not, trust me.
- 509
- 00:41:50,206 --> 00:41:52,331
- This place is normally
- perfectly cleaned and lined up.
- 510
- 00:41:52,849 --> 00:41:55,045
- He must really be
- freaking out, geez.
- 511
- 00:41:55,805 --> 00:41:56,810
- Look at this mess.
- 512
- 00:41:57,805 --> 00:41:59,522
- Geez.
- 513
- 00:42:10,454 --> 00:42:11,881
- If my dad doesn't
- get this buyout,
- 514
- 00:42:11,883 --> 00:42:12,883
- he's gonna get fired.
- 515
- 00:42:13,751 --> 00:42:15,219
- You cannot do as
- much blow as he does
- 516
- 00:42:15,221 --> 00:42:17,116
- and go to work every day
- and get away with it.
- 517
- 00:42:17,118 --> 00:42:19,304
- - He knows that.
- - Hmm, your dad's hot.
- 518
- 00:42:19,570 --> 00:42:21,388
- - What?
- - He's hot.
- 519
- 00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:23,618
- Ew, he's too old for you.
- 520
- 00:42:23,620 --> 00:42:25,673
- Well, I know that but
- can't I say he's hot.
- 521
- 00:42:26,095 --> 00:42:27,384
- - No.
- - Meh.
- 522
- 00:42:31,224 --> 00:42:32,224
- Let's see.
- 523
- 00:42:47,610 --> 00:42:48,610
- There it is.
- 524
- 00:42:52,906 --> 00:42:54,719
- - You go first.
- - No, you.
- 525
- 00:42:55,151 --> 00:42:57,146
- - No, I'm scared.
- - So am I.
- 526
- 00:42:59,146 --> 00:43:01,647
- Okay, let's do it
- at the same time.
- 527
- 00:43:02,144 --> 00:43:03,144
- - Okay.
- - Together.
- 528
- 00:43:03,381 --> 00:43:04,381
- Yeah.
- 529
- 00:43:05,287 --> 00:43:07,328
- - Ready?
- - I guess.
- 530
- 00:43:08,514 --> 00:43:09,514
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
- 531
- 00:43:14,343 --> 00:43:19,704
- One, two, three, go.
- 532
- 00:43:20,254 --> 00:43:21,570
- Ah.
- 533
- 00:43:21,861 --> 00:43:22,890
- Well, that's different.
- 534
- 00:43:24,515 --> 00:43:25,812
- It kinda burns a little.
- 535
- 00:43:25,814 --> 00:43:27,833
- Yeah, but not in a bad way.
- 536
- 00:43:28,568 --> 00:43:30,843
- Yeah, it doesn't
- seem like much.
- 537
- 00:43:31,067 --> 00:43:32,911
- No, but let's just wait
- and see what happens.
- 538
- 00:43:33,149 --> 00:43:34,408
- - Yeah, okay.
- - Okay.
- 539
- 00:43:42,641 --> 00:43:44,981
- - I think I feel sick.
- - You do?
- 540
- 00:43:45,305 --> 00:43:46,305
- Maybe it's bad.
- 541
- 00:43:46,653 --> 00:43:50,344
- No, I hear you're supposed
- to feel kinda sick and barf.
- 542
- 00:43:51,126 --> 00:43:52,547
- - Right, yeah, I know that.
- - Okay.
- 543
- 00:43:54,494 --> 00:43:55,605
- I think I feel sick, too.
- 544
- 00:44:18,328 --> 00:44:21,245
- - I feel warm.
- - Me, too.
- 545
- 00:44:22,492 --> 00:44:25,897
- - Nice and warm.
- - Yeah, tingly warm.
- 546
- 00:44:26,781 --> 00:44:28,749
- - I feel it.
- - So do I.
- 547
- 00:44:29,074 --> 00:44:30,074
- It's strong.
- 548
- 00:44:31,318 --> 00:44:34,227
- It's kind of like this
- heavy-duty cough syrup
- 549
- 00:44:34,229 --> 00:44:36,054
- my dad had once.
- 550
- 00:44:36,657 --> 00:44:38,304
- Every time I passed
- the bathroom,
- 551
- 00:44:38,785 --> 00:44:42,707
- I would take a slug and then
- float away on a rosy cloud.
- 552
- 00:45:00,571 --> 00:45:03,895
- Jimmy Choo,
- Christian Louboutin.
- 553
- 00:45:08,454 --> 00:45:12,116
- Chanel, Prada, Hermes.
- 554
- 00:45:12,417 --> 00:45:17,807
- Brian Atwood, Miu Miu,
- Manolo Blahnik; transplendent.
- 555
- 00:45:19,462 --> 00:45:25,624
- Givency, fabulous!
- 556
- 00:45:26,469 --> 00:45:28,954
- - I wish I had a cigarette.
- - Me, too.
- 557
- 00:45:30,681 --> 00:45:32,131
- And neither of us smokes.
- 558
- 00:45:34,837 --> 00:45:35,837
- I see what this is.
- 559
- 00:45:37,035 --> 00:45:39,641
- This is just one bad
- habit leading to the next.
- 560
- 00:45:40,227 --> 00:45:43,635
- Do you think your
- dad has one sitting around?
- 561
- 00:45:44,419 --> 00:45:46,723
- Probably, let's look.
- 562
- 00:45:58,330 --> 00:46:01,268
- Alohamora!
- 563
- 00:46:01,270 --> 00:46:03,282
- James, get the car.
- 564
- 00:46:04,455 --> 00:46:05,619
- Let's sit outside.
- 565
- 00:46:06,416 --> 00:46:09,041
- Right, yeah, cool.
- 566
- 00:46:15,967 --> 00:46:17,126
- This is pretty awesome.
- 567
- 00:46:18,030 --> 00:46:19,800
- A million times
- better than pot?
- 568
- 00:46:19,802 --> 00:46:21,316
- Maybe.
- 569
- 00:46:22,456 --> 00:46:23,704
- Then, we're totally fucked.
- 570
- 00:46:23,706 --> 00:46:25,251
- I don't know if you're
- supposed to feel
- 571
- 00:46:25,253 --> 00:46:26,718
- a million times
- better than regular.
- 572
- 00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:29,178
- Why not, isn't better to
- feel good than to feel bad?
- 573
- 00:46:30,255 --> 00:46:32,233
- Not this good.
- 574
- 00:46:33,803 --> 00:46:34,803
- Wanna do a little more?
- 575
- 00:46:39,330 --> 00:46:40,775
- I need to
- think about this.
- 576
- 00:46:42,060 --> 00:46:43,070
- I've got a better idea.
- 577
- 00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,453
- Let's not think about
- anything anymore.
- 578
- 00:46:45,635 --> 00:46:47,315
- - Hey, guys.
- - Hey, Emily.
- 579
- 00:46:49,492 --> 00:46:51,295
- Since when
- do you guys smoke?
- 580
- 00:46:51,297 --> 00:46:53,635
- Since now.
- 581
- 00:46:53,637 --> 00:46:56,002
- It's in a long line of new
- bad habits we're acquiring.
- 582
- 00:46:58,344 --> 00:47:00,430
- So I take it you
- guys saw Smokey?
- 583
- 00:47:01,331 --> 00:47:02,874
- - We did.
- - Well, she saw him.
- 584
- 00:47:03,797 --> 00:47:06,445
- - I sat in the car.
- - And, what do ya think?
- 585
- 00:47:07,854 --> 00:47:08,854
- He's a nice guy.
- 586
- 00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:10,699
- Not him, the dope.
- 587
- 00:47:11,164 --> 00:47:14,477
- - Oh, that.
- - Oh.
- 588
- 00:47:14,793 --> 00:47:15,998
- Is there any left?
- 589
- 00:47:16,551 --> 00:47:17,610
- Yeah, like all of it.
- 590
- 00:47:18,092 --> 00:47:21,138
- So what do ya
- say we do some now,
- 591
- 00:47:21,456 --> 00:47:22,840
- take the rest back to my house?
- 592
- 00:47:23,081 --> 00:47:25,042
- Libby said she's
- coming over later.
- 593
- 00:47:25,529 --> 00:47:27,074
- And you're in love with Libby?
- 594
- 00:47:27,985 --> 00:47:30,985
- So what, I am?
- 595
- 00:47:32,753 --> 00:47:36,391
- So you became a girl, then
- fell in love with a girl?
- 596
- 00:47:36,393 --> 00:47:37,572
- I guess so.
- 597
- 00:47:37,574 --> 00:47:38,662
- Ironic, isn't it?
- 598
- 00:47:38,996 --> 00:47:41,546
- I guess I like girls.
- 599
- 00:47:41,548 --> 00:47:43,013
- Whatever, come on
- you dope fiends.
- 600
- 00:47:43,015 --> 00:47:44,412
- - Let's go.
- - M'kay.
- 601
- 00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:50,091
- My neighbor's kid
- got arrested last night.
- 602
- 00:47:50,411 --> 00:47:52,614
- - For what?
- - He was so drunk and high
- 603
- 00:47:52,616 --> 00:47:54,744
- that his buddies
- called him an Uber car
- 604
- 00:47:54,746 --> 00:47:57,459
- and apparently they gave
- him the wrong address,
- 605
- 00:47:57,730 --> 00:48:00,429
- so the kid
- walks into the wrong house
- 606
- 00:48:00,431 --> 00:48:01,682
- and goes to sleep on the couch.
- 607
- 00:48:02,088 --> 00:48:03,540
- And he was arrested for what?
- 608
- 00:48:04,755 --> 00:48:06,892
- Unlawful entry and burglary,
- 609
- 00:48:06,894 --> 00:48:08,322
- even though he
- didn't take anything.
- 610
- 00:48:08,324 --> 00:48:09,347
- Wait, I don't get it.
- 611
- 00:48:09,349 --> 00:48:11,153
- If he didn't take anything,
- then why burglary?
- 612
- 00:48:11,552 --> 00:48:13,149
- Because apparently,
- after dark,
- 613
- 00:48:13,151 --> 00:48:15,978
- unlawful entry automatically
- becomes burglary.
- 614
- 00:48:15,980 --> 00:48:17,857
- It's like a mandatory sentence.
- 615
- 00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:20,085
- Wow, that's bullshit.
- 616
- 00:48:20,458 --> 00:48:21,458
- How old's the kid?
- 617
- 00:48:22,163 --> 00:48:23,552
- I mean,
- he's no kid really.
- 618
- 00:48:23,554 --> 00:48:24,721
- - He's 35.
- - Oh, hell.
- 619
- 00:48:24,723 --> 00:48:27,401
- You gotta be blind drunk to
- walk into the wrong house
- 620
- 00:48:27,403 --> 00:48:28,569
- and fall asleep on the couch.
- 621
- 00:48:28,818 --> 00:48:30,726
- Yeah, I've never
- been that drunk.
- 622
- 00:48:30,728 --> 00:48:31,728
- Me, neither.
- 623
- 00:48:32,548 --> 00:48:35,698
- In his favor, he was still
- pretty new to the neighborhood.
- 624
- 00:48:36,395 --> 00:48:37,799
- - Still.
- - Still.
- 625
- 00:48:50,676 --> 00:48:53,564
- So, Mr. Johnson, let's
- step up to the plate.
- 626
- 00:48:53,873 --> 00:48:55,921
- Shall we put our cards
- on the table, yes?
- 627
- 00:48:56,268 --> 00:49:00,712
- All right, I've been head of
- sales of NFK for five years.
- 628
- 00:49:01,312 --> 00:49:04,626
- During that time,
- sales are up 17%.
- 629
- 00:49:05,330 --> 00:49:07,061
- Now, as per our contract,
- 630
- 00:49:07,409 --> 00:49:09,988
- it is time for both a
- raise and a promotion.
- 631
- 00:49:10,922 --> 00:49:14,636
- Indeed, valid point; a
- reasonable bump in pay.
- 632
- 00:49:15,073 --> 00:49:17,655
- A promotion, no.
- 633
- 00:49:18,077 --> 00:49:19,495
- - Difficult.
- - What?
- 634
- 00:49:19,847 --> 00:49:21,193
- Would you care for some sake?
- 635
- 00:49:21,401 --> 00:49:22,401
- Please.
- 636
- 00:49:31,847 --> 00:49:33,836
- Very good, very expensive.
- 637
- 00:49:33,838 --> 00:49:35,774
- - The best.
- - Of course.
- 638
- 00:49:36,285 --> 00:49:37,769
- Cheers.
- 639
- 00:49:42,391 --> 00:49:44,224
- Well, as you're well aware,
- 640
- 00:49:45,072 --> 00:49:49,695
- NFK is based in Japan with
- the headquarters in Tokyo.
- 641
- 00:49:49,697 --> 00:49:52,138
- Yes, I've been there
- a number of times.
- 642
- 00:49:52,140 --> 00:49:54,849
- And you will notice that
- all of our top executives
- 643
- 00:49:54,851 --> 00:49:57,073
- - are Japanese.
- - Yes, I noticed that.
- 644
- 00:49:57,337 --> 00:49:58,727
- - Coincidence?
- - Yes.
- 645
- 00:49:58,729 --> 00:50:01,466
- Well, for you to go beyond
- your present position
- 646
- 00:50:01,468 --> 00:50:03,225
- would put you in the
- top executive rank,
- 647
- 00:50:03,227 --> 00:50:04,824
- but it's not possible for you.
- 648
- 00:50:04,826 --> 00:50:07,141
- - In Japan.
- - What do you mean?
- 649
- 00:50:07,143 --> 00:50:08,669
- We are here in America.
- 650
- 00:50:09,048 --> 00:50:13,130
- We have laws that prohibit
- discrimination based on race,
- 651
- 00:50:13,478 --> 00:50:15,963
- and that is what you're
- talking about here, right?
- 652
- 00:50:16,221 --> 00:50:18,448
- Oh, I'm well
- aware of these laws.
- 653
- 00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:19,858
- It's not possible.
- 654
- 00:50:19,860 --> 00:50:21,039
- Things are not gonna change.
- 655
- 00:50:21,041 --> 00:50:22,427
- This is a Japanese company.
- 656
- 00:50:22,429 --> 00:50:24,544
- Now, let us get
- our fish in a row.
- 657
- 00:50:24,546 --> 00:50:26,916
- You can stay in your present
- position with comfortable pay,
- 658
- 00:50:26,918 --> 00:50:29,633
- but you might want to move
- on to another company.
- 659
- 00:50:29,635 --> 00:50:31,716
- Hopefully, with no grass roof.
- 660
- 00:50:32,324 --> 00:50:34,404
- We will make it well
- worth your time.
- 661
- 00:50:35,493 --> 00:50:37,589
- - More sake?
- - Please.
- 662
- 00:50:45,286 --> 00:50:50,806
- So, tell me, how exactly will
- NFK make it worth my while?
- 663
- 00:50:52,127 --> 00:50:54,583
- An extremely generous
- compensatory offer
- 664
- 00:50:54,585 --> 00:50:55,951
- has already been made.
- 665
- 00:50:56,949 --> 00:50:59,783
- However, just because
- an offer has been made
- 666
- 00:50:59,785 --> 00:51:02,417
- does not mean that it has
- automatically been accepted.
- 667
- 00:51:02,419 --> 00:51:05,087
- Psht, some
- pertinent information,
- 668
- 00:51:05,718 --> 00:51:07,127
- we don't know might be missing
- 669
- 00:51:07,849 --> 00:51:10,222
- as we are making our
- decision about you.
- 670
- 00:51:10,518 --> 00:51:12,544
- Yes, and I have no doubt
- 671
- 00:51:12,546 --> 00:51:15,216
- that you've examined
- the numbers thoroughly.
- 672
- 00:51:15,447 --> 00:51:17,681
- But what I don't think
- you've truly grasped
- 673
- 00:51:17,887 --> 00:51:20,927
- is what if I decide to stay
- on in my present position.
- 674
- 00:51:21,325 --> 00:51:24,109
- - With substantial pay?
- - Well, again, Mr. Miura,
- 675
- 00:51:24,111 --> 00:51:25,368
- those are just numbers.
- 676
- 00:51:25,835 --> 00:51:28,674
- They hardly reflect the
- reality of the situation.
- 677
- 00:51:28,676 --> 00:51:32,086
- And what, Mr. Johnson, is
- the reality of the situation?
- 678
- 00:51:32,088 --> 00:51:36,118
- If I may speak bluntly, sir,
- although I do fear offending
- 679
- 00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:38,038
- your delicate Japanese
- sensibilities.
- 680
- 00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:40,047
- Please, Mr. Johnson,
- speak bluntly.
- 681
- 00:51:42,540 --> 00:51:46,100
- I don't like you
- and you don't like me.
- 682
- 00:51:46,353 --> 00:51:47,537
- Bluntly noted.
- 683
- 00:51:47,968 --> 00:51:51,209
- But with your attitude
- and your behavior,
- 684
- 00:51:51,211 --> 00:51:53,476
- I'm not particularly fond of it.
- 685
- 00:51:53,478 --> 00:51:54,765
- Like what for example?
- 686
- 00:51:54,767 --> 00:51:57,580
- What is that
- stain on your shirt?
- 687
- 00:51:57,582 --> 00:51:59,287
- - That awful stain?
- - Snot.
- 688
- 00:51:59,289 --> 00:52:01,120
- Now, let's say that we
- were to work together
- 689
- 00:52:01,122 --> 00:52:02,752
- for another five years.
- 690
- 00:52:02,754 --> 00:52:05,826
- That could make
- us both irritable
- 691
- 00:52:06,165 --> 00:52:08,403
- and perhaps not as constructive
- 692
- 00:52:08,405 --> 00:52:10,864
- as we might be were we
- working with other people.
- 693
- 00:52:10,866 --> 00:52:12,984
- - Possibly so.
- - Now, I have already spoken
- 694
- 00:52:12,986 --> 00:52:14,973
- to my attorney and he assures me
- 695
- 00:52:14,975 --> 00:52:18,361
- that any legal proceedings
- regarding race discrimination
- 696
- 00:52:18,745 --> 00:52:24,482
- would be very public and cost
- us both money, a lot of money.
- 697
- 00:52:25,122 --> 00:52:27,902
- Money that in my minds I could
- much more easily be added
- 698
- 00:52:27,904 --> 00:52:29,497
- to my buyout package.
- 699
- 00:52:29,499 --> 00:52:31,811
- Now, in the end, I
- think that both sides
- 700
- 00:52:31,813 --> 00:52:35,966
- will find this new
- arrangement most satisfactory.
- 701
- 00:52:36,304 --> 00:52:40,090
- You have us you say, how
- do you say, under a barrel?
- 702
- 00:52:40,092 --> 00:52:42,960
- No, sir, over a barrel.
- 703
- 00:52:42,962 --> 00:52:46,316
- But the truth is I just want
- what's best for all parties,
- 704
- 00:52:46,318 --> 00:52:47,947
- NFK in particular,
- 705
- 00:52:47,949 --> 00:52:50,712
- who I do feel that I
- am a integral part of
- 706
- 00:52:50,714 --> 00:52:52,392
- even though I'm not Japanese.
- 707
- 00:52:52,953 --> 00:52:55,150
- I have been head of
- sales for five years.
- 708
- 00:52:55,152 --> 00:52:57,319
- I have been here for 18 years.
- 709
- 00:52:57,832 --> 00:53:00,360
- I was here long
- before you, Mr. Miura.
- 710
- 00:53:00,362 --> 00:53:03,627
- I have been
- at NFK for 25 years.
- 711
- 00:53:03,629 --> 00:53:07,340
- Yes, but not here; not
- in the United States.
- 712
- 00:53:07,598 --> 00:53:10,247
- And believe it or
- not, we count, too.
- 713
- 00:53:10,249 --> 00:53:11,360
- - Do you now?
- - Yes.
- 714
- 00:53:11,908 --> 00:53:14,748
- And, now, I'm sure I can
- count on NFK showing me
- 715
- 00:53:14,750 --> 00:53:16,964
- just how much I
- truly mean to them.
- 716
- 00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:20,260
- Well, can't you leaves
- sleeping dogs lie?
- 717
- 00:53:20,455 --> 00:53:22,282
- You may well get away with this.
- 718
- 00:53:22,284 --> 00:53:26,255
- Yes, I think it might
- and so does my attorney.
- 719
- 00:53:26,257 --> 00:53:28,140
- Now, if you will just
- make certain of it,
- 720
- 00:53:28,142 --> 00:53:30,112
- I have no doubt
- that both parties
- 721
- 00:53:30,114 --> 00:53:32,302
- will leave this
- negotiation satisfied.
- 722
- 00:53:32,517 --> 00:53:36,174
- Thank
- you, Mr. Johnson.
- 723
- 00:53:36,176 --> 00:53:40,285
- No, thank you, Mr. Miura.
- 724
- 00:57:39,344 --> 00:57:41,569
- - Hello?
- - Hi, Mom.
- 725
- 00:57:41,571 --> 00:57:43,635
- - How are you today?
- - Very tired.
- 726
- 00:57:43,872 --> 00:57:46,293
- I don't know what's
- gotten into me.
- 727
- 00:57:46,485 --> 00:57:48,348
- I can barely hold the phone.
- 728
- 00:57:48,795 --> 00:57:50,287
- Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
- 729
- 00:57:52,618 --> 00:57:55,710
- - Are you still drinking?
- - No.
- 730
- 00:57:55,990 --> 00:57:58,451
- But I can hear
- the cubes clinking.
- 731
- 00:57:58,453 --> 00:58:01,627
- No, you didn't.
- 732
- 00:58:01,629 --> 00:58:02,971
- It's a bad connection.
- 733
- 00:58:02,973 --> 00:58:04,721
- You know these
- modern cellphones.
- 734
- 00:58:04,723 --> 00:58:06,026
- It's a wonder they work at all.
- 735
- 00:58:07,088 --> 00:58:09,696
- I don't know,
- I don't have one.
- 736
- 00:58:10,112 --> 00:58:12,369
- Look, I can hardly breathe.
- 737
- 00:58:12,371 --> 00:58:15,331
- - I'll talk to you later, okay?
- - Okay, Mom.
- 738
- 00:58:15,666 --> 00:58:19,405
- - I love you.
- - I love you, too, honey.
- 739
- 00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:31,281
- - Hello?
- - Hey, Pat.
- 740
- 00:58:31,512 --> 00:58:33,757
- I just talked to Mom
- for like 10 seconds.
- 741
- 00:58:33,759 --> 00:58:34,961
- She sounds terrible.
- 742
- 00:58:35,352 --> 00:58:37,842
- She's taking way
- too many sleeping pills.
- 743
- 00:58:38,758 --> 00:58:40,157
- Well, what can we do about it?
- 744
- 00:58:40,159 --> 00:58:42,501
- We, what do
- you mean we, white man?
- 745
- 00:58:42,710 --> 00:58:45,614
- - It's just me.
- - Okay, you.
- 746
- 00:58:45,966 --> 00:58:48,234
- I try to take them
- away from her, but I can't.
- 747
- 00:58:48,236 --> 00:58:49,304
- But what's the difference?
- 748
- 00:58:49,306 --> 00:58:50,755
- She won't even try anymore.
- 749
- 00:58:50,941 --> 00:58:52,279
- She won't do physical therapy.
- 750
- 00:58:52,281 --> 00:58:55,086
- She won't do anything
- except lie on the couch
- 751
- 00:58:55,088 --> 00:58:58,006
- with her mouth open and
- her hands all curled up
- 752
- 00:58:58,008 --> 00:58:59,244
- like she's already dead.
- 753
- 00:58:59,527 --> 00:59:01,978
- So when are you gonna
- come down here and visit?
- 754
- 00:59:01,980 --> 00:59:04,128
- I can't, it's mid semester.
- 755
- 00:59:04,427 --> 00:59:07,150
- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- it's always something.
- 756
- 00:59:07,521 --> 00:59:10,200
- You haven't seen
- Mom in eight years.
- 757
- 00:59:11,010 --> 00:59:13,600
- I know; I feel
- terrible about it.
- 758
- 00:59:13,992 --> 00:59:15,279
- Yeah, I'll bet you do.
- 759
- 00:59:16,733 --> 00:59:19,059
- Are you still drinking like
- it's going out of style?
- 760
- 00:59:19,411 --> 00:59:21,384
- No, I'm doing really good.
- 761
- 00:59:21,386 --> 00:59:23,674
- I can hear the
- ice cubes clinking.
- 762
- 00:59:23,676 --> 00:59:25,416
- - No, you didn't.
- - Yes, I did.
- 763
- 00:59:25,418 --> 00:59:26,541
- - Bad connection.
- - Bullshit.
- 764
- 00:59:29,295 --> 00:59:32,213
- - Gotta go, talk to ya later.
- - Bye.
- 765
- 00:59:35,781 --> 00:59:42,157
- Fuck.
- 766
- 00:59:43,281 --> 00:59:46,441
- Eh, right on time.
- 767
- 00:59:52,668 --> 00:59:54,704
- Ah, Christ,
- you started without me.
- 768
- 00:59:55,326 --> 00:59:57,717
- Look at you, you're saturated.
- 769
- 00:59:57,916 --> 01:00:00,078
- - Not quite yet.
- - Ah, face it.
- 770
- 01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:01,749
- You're perpetually pickled.
- 771
- 01:00:01,751 --> 01:00:03,548
- It's
- twue, it's twue!
- 772
- 01:00:03,550 --> 01:00:06,275
- Oh, god, you smell
- like a dill pickle.
- 773
- 01:00:07,365 --> 01:00:08,420
- Come on, fess up.
- 774
- 01:00:08,683 --> 01:00:10,292
- Why do you drink so much?
- 775
- 01:00:10,494 --> 01:00:12,493
- Is it because I
- broke your heart?
- 776
- 01:00:12,495 --> 01:00:15,763
- I was drinking long before
- you broke my heart, my dear.
- 777
- 01:00:16,018 --> 01:00:18,829
- Part of the reason you dumped
- me was my drinking, remember?
- 778
- 01:00:18,831 --> 01:00:21,229
- Hmm, nope, guess I moved on.
- 779
- 01:00:21,556 --> 01:00:24,586
- - So have I.
- - Yeah, to Cloud Cuckoo Land.
- 780
- 01:00:38,467 --> 01:00:40,619
- So stop avoiding the question.
- 781
- 01:00:42,500 --> 01:00:44,146
- - Why do you drink so much?
- - Why not?
- 782
- 01:00:44,148 --> 01:00:46,623
- That's a bullshit answer.
- 783
- 01:00:46,625 --> 01:00:48,713
- Any answer I give
- you is gonna be bullshit.
- 784
- 01:00:49,103 --> 01:00:51,150
- - Try me.
- - Okay.
- 785
- 01:00:52,765 --> 01:00:53,993
- I'm 50 years old
- 786
- 01:00:53,995 --> 01:00:56,553
- and I'm only an associate
- professor of history
- 787
- 01:00:56,555 --> 01:00:58,912
- at a crumby little
- community college.
- 788
- 01:00:58,914 --> 01:00:59,920
- How's that?
- 789
- 01:01:00,467 --> 01:01:03,721
- I've got the worst students
- in the history of education,
- 790
- 01:01:03,723 --> 01:01:06,149
- like since before
- Ancient Greece.
- 791
- 01:01:06,151 --> 01:01:07,981
- I mean, ever.
- 792
- 01:01:07,983 --> 01:01:10,716
- And I've spent years
- writing an historical novel
- 793
- 01:01:10,718 --> 01:01:12,701
- on a truly worthy
- subject, Stephen Decatur,
- 794
- 01:01:12,703 --> 01:01:17,789
- who really deserves a good
- book to be written about him,
- 795
- 01:01:17,791 --> 01:01:18,922
- but I can't do it.
- 796
- 01:01:19,395 --> 01:01:22,558
- I'm not good enough;
- my prose sucks.
- 797
- 01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:24,743
- - So try harder.
- - Yeah.
- 798
- 01:01:24,745 --> 01:01:26,667
- - Thanks for the advice.
- - What?
- 799
- 01:01:26,964 --> 01:01:29,370
- You really think that those
- are good enough reasons?
- 800
- 01:01:29,372 --> 01:01:31,476
- Come on, reasons don't matter.
- 801
- 01:01:31,478 --> 01:01:33,274
- Oh, I had a tough childhood.
- 802
- 01:01:33,830 --> 01:01:35,530
- My dad kicked my ass.
- 803
- 01:01:36,007 --> 01:01:37,516
- My mommy didn't love me.
- 804
- 01:01:37,707 --> 01:01:39,883
- Oh, terrible me!
- 805
- 01:01:40,094 --> 01:01:44,516
- Please, reasons only matter
- in stories; not in real life.
- 806
- 01:01:45,274 --> 01:01:47,863
- Well, okay, why do you
- smoke so much reefer?
- 807
- 01:01:48,536 --> 01:01:50,504
- - I like it.
- - There you go.
- 808
- 01:01:50,747 --> 01:01:52,047
- That's why I drink.
- 809
- 01:02:22,959 --> 01:02:25,800
- Well,
- weed doesn't make me puke.
- 810
- 01:02:26,164 --> 01:02:28,354
- Yeah, be thankful
- for small favors.
- 811
- 01:02:28,625 --> 01:02:30,124
- Look, why don't
- you just drink two
- 812
- 01:02:30,126 --> 01:02:32,542
- - or three drinks and stop?
- - I can't.
- 813
- 01:02:32,544 --> 01:02:34,431
- Why don't
- you just drink beer?
- 814
- 01:02:34,776 --> 01:02:35,813
- Inefficient.
- 815
- 01:02:35,815 --> 01:02:38,006
- Look, I gotta go.
- 816
- 01:02:38,008 --> 01:02:40,616
- I gotta go pick up Max from his
- anger management in an hour.
- 817
- 01:02:40,835 --> 01:02:41,864
- Poor Max.
- 818
- 01:02:41,866 --> 01:02:44,625
- You know, you can't just punch
- a guy in the mouth anymore
- 819
- 01:02:44,627 --> 01:02:45,842
- for bein' an asshole.
- 820
- 01:02:45,844 --> 01:02:47,639
- Hey, you like my new sweater?
- 821
- 01:02:48,070 --> 01:02:49,206
- Yeah, it's pretty.
- 822
- 01:02:49,208 --> 01:02:50,792
- Hmm, I got it on sale.
- 823
- 01:02:50,794 --> 01:02:53,388
- Half off, it's 100%
- cashmere.
- 824
- 01:02:54,056 --> 01:02:55,603
- Are you goin' to
- the Beer Bash later?
- 825
- 01:02:55,605 --> 01:02:57,205
- Sure, it's my night.
- 826
- 01:02:57,207 --> 01:02:58,677
- The one night of the year
- 827
- 01:02:58,954 --> 01:03:00,659
- where gettin' hammered
- is encouraged.
- 828
- 01:03:01,219 --> 01:03:02,600
- Mm-mm, not really.
- 829
- 01:03:03,030 --> 01:03:04,030
- Close enough.
- 830
- 01:03:04,756 --> 01:03:06,972
- Well, then I guess
- I'll see ya later.
- 831
- 01:03:06,974 --> 01:03:07,976
- Sure.
- 832
- 01:03:08,451 --> 01:03:10,157
- Could you bring one?
- 833
- 01:03:10,543 --> 01:03:11,543
- Don't I always?
- 834
- 01:03:12,298 --> 01:03:15,879
- Yes, it's one of the few
- reasons I still like you.
- 835
- 01:03:15,881 --> 01:03:17,856
- Hey, quit bogartin'
- and pass it over here.
- 836
- 01:03:17,858 --> 01:03:18,864
- Will ya?
- 837
- 01:03:28,561 --> 01:03:29,584
- Hello?
- 838
- 01:03:29,586 --> 01:03:30,613
- Hey, Cliff.
- 839
- 01:03:30,615 --> 01:03:32,555
- What happen, Marco
- and Bill let ya down?
- 840
- 01:03:32,557 --> 01:03:34,774
- - Yes, they did, so?
- - You're in luck.
- 841
- 01:03:34,952 --> 01:03:36,556
- I'm in the neighborhood,
- I'll drop by.
- 842
- 01:03:36,558 --> 01:03:38,361
- - Great, when?
- - Soon.
- 843
- 01:03:38,363 --> 01:03:40,651
- - How soon?
- - Very soon.
- 844
- 01:03:41,083 --> 01:03:42,403
- Great, thanks!
- 845
- 01:03:43,287 --> 01:03:47,578
- Yes, whoa!
- 846
- 01:04:04,350 --> 01:04:07,506
- Jesus Christ,
- slow the fuck down!
- 847
- 01:04:07,508 --> 01:04:10,142
- You're in a residential
- neighborhood.
- 848
- 01:04:10,410 --> 01:04:12,534
- - Your own, in fact.
- - Geez, I'm sorry.
- 849
- 01:04:12,536 --> 01:04:14,378
- You are the last
- person I wanna run over
- 850
- 01:04:14,380 --> 01:04:15,447
- at this particular moment.
- 851
- 01:04:15,449 --> 01:04:17,265
- Oh, well, thank god I
- got that goin' for me.
- 852
- 01:04:17,446 --> 01:04:19,265
- Otherwise, I'd be
- just chopped liver.
- 853
- 01:04:20,101 --> 01:04:21,101
- Sorry.
- 854
- 01:04:23,433 --> 01:04:24,556
- I can't stay long.
- 855
- 01:04:24,558 --> 01:04:26,457
- - 300?
- - Yep.
- 856
- 01:04:27,248 --> 01:04:28,248
- Is it any good?
- 857
- 01:04:29,354 --> 01:04:30,377
- No, Cliff, it's shit.
- 858
- 01:04:30,379 --> 01:04:31,402
- Should I take it home?
- 859
- 01:04:31,404 --> 01:04:32,434
- Hell, no!
- 860
- 01:04:32,436 --> 01:04:34,517
- No, geez, I just
- asked a question.
- 861
- 01:04:37,407 --> 01:04:38,914
- - You goin' to Dick's Friday?
- - Maybe.
- 862
- 01:04:38,916 --> 01:04:42,266
- - Fred's band is playing.
- - Maybe.
- 863
- 01:04:42,559 --> 01:04:44,346
- It would be
- nice to see you there.
- 864
- 01:04:44,348 --> 01:04:45,840
- A definite maybe.
- 865
- 01:04:46,830 --> 01:04:47,863
- Don't you wanna see me?
- 866
- 01:04:47,865 --> 01:04:49,339
- You know I do.
- 867
- 01:04:49,723 --> 01:04:51,705
- - How much?
- - Very much.
- 868
- 01:04:51,707 --> 01:04:54,582
- Now, just give, give,
- give me the fuckin' blow!
- 869
- 01:04:56,511 --> 01:04:58,522
- - All right, I gotta go.
- - All right, thanks.
- 870
- 01:04:59,874 --> 01:05:01,688
- - Have fun.
- - I will.
- 871
- 01:05:01,902 --> 01:05:03,083
- Oh, and slow down.
- 872
- 01:05:03,085 --> 01:05:04,935
- There are kids all
- over the place.
- 873
- 01:05:04,937 --> 01:05:06,898
- All right, I will, thanks.
- 874
- 01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:21,869
- God.
- 875
- 01:05:23,606 --> 01:05:24,606
- Stay.
- 876
- 01:05:27,650 --> 01:05:30,235
- Bill, good to see you.
- 877
- 01:05:30,237 --> 01:05:31,243
- Come on in.
- 878
- 01:05:32,795 --> 01:05:34,129
- You called a few hours ago.
- 879
- 01:05:35,978 --> 01:05:36,978
- A couple times, right?
- 880
- 01:05:37,229 --> 01:05:38,229
- Yeah, of course, I did.
- 881
- 01:05:38,506 --> 01:05:41,076
- Then, why are you so
- surprised to see me?
- 882
- 01:05:42,356 --> 01:05:43,356
- I don't know.
- 883
- 01:05:45,477 --> 01:05:47,880
- Home delivery,
- it's just for you,
- 884
- 01:05:48,190 --> 01:05:49,824
- because I've known
- you so damn long.
- 885
- 01:05:49,826 --> 01:05:50,827
- 300, right?
- 886
- 01:05:51,192 --> 01:05:52,541
- That's what it is.
- 887
- 01:05:52,543 --> 01:05:53,972
- Hasn't changed since last week,
- 888
- 01:05:53,974 --> 01:05:57,415
- but you never know;
- prices fluctuate.
- 889
- 01:05:57,417 --> 01:05:58,915
- Well, thanks a lot.
- 890
- 01:06:00,822 --> 01:06:02,205
- How the fireworks goin'?
- 891
- 01:06:02,407 --> 01:06:06,552
- Awesome, I've been building
- four and five-stage rockets
- 892
- 01:06:06,554 --> 01:06:08,658
- in my house without a permit.
- 893
- 01:06:09,536 --> 01:06:13,364
- Now, totally fucked
- up and smokin'.
- 894
- 01:06:14,255 --> 01:06:16,493
- - Isn't that dangerous?
- - Well, yeah.
- 895
- 01:06:17,002 --> 01:06:18,680
- I could take out my whole house.
- 896
- 01:06:19,016 --> 01:06:20,978
- Hell, I've got
- enough black powder,
- 897
- 01:06:20,980 --> 01:06:22,869
- I could take out
- both my neighbors,
- 898
- 01:06:22,871 --> 01:06:26,156
- but I'm gonna have the biggest
- 4th of July celebration
- 899
- 01:06:26,679 --> 01:06:29,254
- in all of lower
- southwestern Michigan, yeah.
- 900
- 01:06:29,256 --> 01:06:32,046
- - If you say so, man.
- - Yeah, I did say.
- 901
- 01:06:32,395 --> 01:06:34,596
- And you know what else
- is the bee's tits?
- 902
- 01:06:35,361 --> 01:06:36,361
- No, what?
- 903
- 01:06:36,740 --> 01:06:38,682
- You take a full
- stick of dynamite,
- 904
- 01:06:39,069 --> 01:06:42,873
- stick it in a shell
- hole, ya light it,
- 905
- 01:06:43,576 --> 01:06:45,475
- lay down about 10 feet away.
- 906
- 01:06:52,112 --> 01:06:53,140
- And then what happens?
- 907
- 01:06:53,944 --> 01:06:55,392
- The whole world blows up.
- 908
- 01:06:56,769 --> 01:07:01,081
- It's fucking awesome
- , mind-blowing.
- 909
- 01:07:02,022 --> 01:07:03,513
- I bet.
- 910
- 01:07:03,515 --> 01:07:06,355
- Thanks so much for
- coming by, man.
- 911
- 01:07:06,357 --> 01:07:07,435
- Yeah, no problem.
- 912
- 01:07:07,437 --> 01:07:09,431
- Keep in touch, I know you will.
- 913
- 01:07:09,433 --> 01:07:10,533
- You know I will.
- 914
- 01:07:12,283 --> 01:07:15,249
- ♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum, cocaine ♪
- 915
- 01:07:22,432 --> 01:07:24,518
- ♪ Dun, dun, dun, dun ♪
- 916
- 01:07:33,919 --> 01:07:35,223
- Oh, my god.
- 917
- 01:07:36,275 --> 01:07:38,365
- I've got eight grams of blow.
- 918
- 01:07:39,434 --> 01:07:40,434
- That's a lot.
- 919
- 01:07:40,796 --> 01:07:43,497
- Where's
- my fuckin' mirror?
- 920
- 01:07:44,915 --> 01:07:46,968
- Who the fuck is that?
- 921
- 01:07:54,497 --> 01:07:57,685
- Marco, it's good to, what
- on earth are you doin' here?
- 922
- 01:07:57,687 --> 01:07:59,001
- - Come on in.
- - What?
- 923
- 01:07:59,211 --> 01:08:00,696
- What do you mean
- what I'm doin' here?
- 924
- 01:08:00,698 --> 01:08:01,755
- You just called me.
- 925
- 01:08:02,390 --> 01:08:03,457
- Yeah, I did.
- 926
- 01:08:05,179 --> 01:08:06,254
- Anywho.
- 927
- 01:08:07,751 --> 01:08:09,044
- This is the premium shit.
- 928
- 01:08:09,733 --> 01:08:10,881
- You want some?
- 929
- 01:08:10,883 --> 01:08:13,369
- No, can't stay, I
- got Diane waitin'.
- 930
- 01:08:14,105 --> 01:08:15,318
- So it's 300, right?
- 931
- 01:08:16,007 --> 01:08:17,769
- Now, you know you my man.
- 932
- 01:08:17,980 --> 01:08:20,372
- If I could give it to you
- for any less, I would.
- 933
- 01:08:21,727 --> 01:08:24,129
- My man!
- 934
- 01:08:24,990 --> 01:08:26,649
- You'll never guess
- what happened to me.
- 935
- 01:08:26,651 --> 01:08:27,651
- Humor me, what?
- 936
- 01:08:27,874 --> 01:08:29,871
- Well, first, I called
- you and you were out.
- 937
- 01:08:30,167 --> 01:08:32,138
- So then I called
- Bill and he was out.
- 938
- 01:08:32,140 --> 01:08:34,143
- So then I called Sandra
- and she was right here,
- 939
- 01:08:34,145 --> 01:08:35,369
- right in the fuckin' driveway.
- 940
- 01:08:35,371 --> 01:08:37,994
- I almost hit her with my
- car, so I scored from her,
- 941
- 01:08:38,190 --> 01:08:41,776
- and then Bill came over and
- now you're here.
- 942
- 01:08:41,778 --> 01:08:42,807
- So what you sayin'?
- 943
- 01:08:42,809 --> 01:08:47,511
- I'm sayin' I got three
- eight balls, 12 grams of blow.
- 944
- 01:08:47,794 --> 01:08:50,400
- ♪ Bum, bum, bum,
- bum, bum, cocaine ♪
- 945
- 01:08:52,486 --> 01:08:54,236
- Three eight balls, you?
- 946
- 01:08:54,565 --> 01:08:55,744
- Yeah, what do ya mean, me?
- 947
- 01:08:57,229 --> 01:09:00,468
- Dude, I
- am not your conscience.
- 948
- 01:09:01,022 --> 01:09:02,687
- In fact, I'm your
- fuckin' drug dealer,
- 949
- 01:09:03,267 --> 01:09:05,372
- but you are way too
- big of a cokehead
- 950
- 01:09:05,374 --> 01:09:10,047
- to have 12 grams of coke lyin'
- around your crib at one time.
- 951
- 01:09:10,693 --> 01:09:11,939
- You gonna kill yourself.
- 952
- 01:09:11,941 --> 01:09:14,707
- Marco, my man,
- don't be ridiculous.
- 953
- 01:09:15,039 --> 01:09:17,214
- I am a grown ass adult,
- 954
- 01:09:17,774 --> 01:09:20,043
- possibly retired with
- a very healthy pension.
- 955
- 01:09:20,230 --> 01:09:22,723
- - I know what I'm doin'.
- - Really?
- 956
- 01:09:23,243 --> 01:09:25,038
- I know what I'm doin'
- when it comes to blow.
- 957
- 01:09:25,372 --> 01:09:26,426
- I fuckin' doubt it.
- 958
- 01:09:28,241 --> 01:09:31,745
- - But just be careful, okay?
- - All right.
- 959
- 01:09:32,130 --> 01:09:33,613
- All right, I will, I promise.
- 960
- 01:09:33,615 --> 01:09:35,517
- You give my best to
- Diane, all right?
- 961
- 01:09:35,519 --> 01:09:36,521
- Yeah, all right.
- 962
- 01:09:38,159 --> 01:09:39,284
- Fuckin' idiot.
- 963
- 01:09:42,088 --> 01:09:45,302
- ♪ Bum, bum, bum,
- bum, bum cocaine ♪
- 964
- 01:09:47,625 --> 01:09:51,289
- ♪ Bum, bum, bum ♪
- 965
- 01:09:55,767 --> 01:09:58,967
- Three, four, five.
- 966
- 01:09:58,969 --> 01:10:06,827
- Six, seven, eight,
- nine.
- 967
- 01:10:06,829 --> 01:10:09,519
- Oh, my god, will ya
- look at all this.
- 968
- 01:10:10,962 --> 01:10:13,360
- All right, where is
- my fuckin' mirror?
- 969
- 01:10:16,313 --> 01:10:18,233
- Oh, you little bitch!
- 970
- 01:10:18,235 --> 01:10:20,087
- How dare she use my shit?
- 971
- 01:10:20,332 --> 01:10:21,734
- And now you're doin' blow?
- 972
- 01:10:22,009 --> 01:10:23,502
- You don't got enough problems?
- 973
- 01:10:24,192 --> 01:10:25,298
- Where'd you get the money?
- 974
- 01:10:25,941 --> 01:10:27,134
- God dammit.
- 975
- 01:10:31,827 --> 01:10:35,601
- Oh, yuck, what the
- fuck is that, dirt?
- 976
- 01:10:36,159 --> 01:10:38,938
- Ugh, god dammit.
- 977
- 01:11:05,398 --> 01:11:07,275
- What's the matter,
- Kelly, too busy?
- 978
- 01:11:12,098 --> 01:11:14,432
- Now, who the fuck is that?
- 979
- 01:11:20,770 --> 01:11:23,322
- 'Sup, dudes, come on in.
- 980
- 01:11:30,591 --> 01:11:32,581
- You have three eight balls?
- 981
- 01:11:32,583 --> 01:11:34,022
- I know.
- 982
- 01:11:34,024 --> 01:11:35,024
- You guys want some?
- 983
- 01:11:35,621 --> 01:11:37,160
- That's too much for you.
- 984
- 01:11:38,155 --> 01:11:39,406
- - What?
- - It is!
- 985
- 01:11:39,722 --> 01:11:40,722
- Why don't you admit it?
- 986
- 01:11:40,988 --> 01:11:43,931
- You should not have three eight
- balls lyin' around your crib
- 987
- 01:11:43,933 --> 01:11:44,969
- at one time.
- 988
- 01:11:46,682 --> 01:11:48,076
- What are the
- two of you saying?
- 989
- 01:11:48,078 --> 01:11:49,153
- Give two back.
- 990
- 01:11:49,551 --> 01:11:51,541
- Yeah, we'll
- give 'em back to you later.
- 991
- 01:11:51,543 --> 01:11:54,007
- - When?
- - Tomorrow or the next day.
- 992
- 01:11:54,009 --> 01:11:56,216
- You have no right,
- I won't do it.
- 993
- 01:11:57,507 --> 01:11:58,515
- Real talk, Cliff.
- 994
- 01:11:58,913 --> 01:12:00,014
- Just look at it this way.
- 995
- 01:12:00,483 --> 01:12:01,706
- You are our best client.
- 996
- 01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:03,866
- We don't wanna lose you, bro.
- 997
- 01:12:03,868 --> 01:12:06,215
- - Exactly.
- - Listen, listen.
- 998
- 01:12:06,217 --> 01:12:07,967
- If I put my mind to it,
- 999
- 01:12:07,969 --> 01:12:10,234
- I could probably kill
- myself with one eight ball.
- 1000
- 01:12:10,236 --> 01:12:12,260
- So what difference does
- it make if I got three?
- 1001
- 01:12:12,873 --> 01:12:15,022
- We're your coke dealers
- and we know better than you,
- 1002
- 01:12:15,024 --> 01:12:17,288
- - so give it up.
- - This is outrageous!
- 1003
- 01:12:17,290 --> 01:12:19,479
- - I won't do it.
- - Yes, ya will.
- 1004
- 01:12:20,250 --> 01:12:22,001
- I want my money back.
- 1005
- 01:12:22,214 --> 01:12:23,323
- You want your money back?
- 1006
- 01:12:23,325 --> 01:12:24,949
- All right, you know
- I didn't mean that.
- 1007
- 01:12:24,951 --> 01:12:25,951
- It's just, you can't...
- 1008
- 01:12:28,484 --> 01:12:29,485
- Okay, I'll give you one.
- 1009
- 01:12:31,990 --> 01:12:34,635
- You're not gonna do
- two eight balls in one night.
- 1010
- 01:12:34,865 --> 01:12:36,917
- You're probably not even
- gonna do all of one,
- 1011
- 01:12:37,153 --> 01:12:38,912
- so just give us
- two back, one each.
- 1012
- 01:12:38,914 --> 01:12:42,277
- I don't see why
- this is necessary?
- 1013
- 01:12:42,279 --> 01:12:43,898
- It just is, do it!
- 1014
- 01:12:44,128 --> 01:12:45,275
- We're your friends, Cliff.
- 1015
- 01:12:45,277 --> 01:12:48,310
- This is so, you can't a, god!
- 1016
- 01:12:48,312 --> 01:12:50,309
- It's just not done!
- 1017
- 01:12:50,311 --> 01:12:51,325
- This is my.
- 1018
- 01:12:53,339 --> 01:12:54,741
- Fine, I'll get the blow.
- 1019
- 01:12:56,185 --> 01:12:57,214
- Damn.
- 1020
- 01:12:57,216 --> 01:12:58,597
- You need to give us two.
- 1021
- 01:12:58,599 --> 01:13:02,141
- You can't handle everything
- you got there.
- 1022
- 01:13:02,143 --> 01:13:06,654
- One, two, three, four.
- 1023
- 01:13:06,656 --> 01:13:10,336
- One, two, three, four,
- 1024
- 01:13:10,338 --> 01:13:14,255
- five, six, seven, eight.
- 1025
- 01:13:22,895 --> 01:13:24,581
- Ha!
- 1026
- 01:13:26,246 --> 01:13:28,728
- Fine, fine, you're my friends.
- 1027
- 01:13:28,730 --> 01:13:29,761
- I get it, there.
- 1028
- 01:13:34,409 --> 01:13:36,174
- Man, there's only
- seven grams in here.
- 1029
- 01:13:36,431 --> 01:13:38,595
- What, I don't know
- how that happened.
- 1030
- 01:13:38,597 --> 01:13:40,614
- - I counted.
- - Keep it.
- 1031
- 01:13:42,079 --> 01:13:43,637
- Face it, Cliff, you're a fiend.
- 1032
- 01:13:43,639 --> 01:13:44,968
- You just might have a problem.
- 1033
- 01:13:45,219 --> 01:13:48,144
- Moi, a problem,
- don't be ridiculous.
- 1034
- 01:13:48,763 --> 01:13:50,139
- Hey, when you want this,
- 1035
- 01:13:50,458 --> 01:13:52,990
- just call me and I'll
- bring it over, all right?
- 1036
- 01:13:53,261 --> 01:13:54,261
- Thank you.
- 1037
- 01:13:54,952 --> 01:13:56,781
- I don't know another
- cokehead on the planet
- 1038
- 01:13:56,783 --> 01:13:59,212
- who has drug dealers as
- kind and as thoughtful
- 1039
- 01:13:59,214 --> 01:14:00,220
- as the two of you.
- 1040
- 01:14:00,564 --> 01:14:01,618
- I'm sure you're right.
- 1041
- 01:14:02,881 --> 01:14:04,093
- - Let's go.
- - Yeah.
- 1042
- 01:14:04,624 --> 01:14:06,018
- Fuckin' idiot.
- 1043
- 01:14:13,544 --> 01:14:17,115
- My coke dealers just
- had an intervention on me.
- 1044
- 01:14:18,578 --> 01:14:21,413
- Is it possible that
- I do have a problem?
- 1045
- 01:14:22,495 --> 01:14:27,042
- An issue, somethin'
- that needs lookin' into?
- 1046
- 01:14:36,404 --> 01:14:37,433
- Nah.
- 1047
- 01:14:37,435 --> 01:14:40,384
- ♪ Bum, bum, bum,
- bum, bum cocaine ♪
- 1048
- 01:14:50,019 --> 01:14:51,592
- Ah, god dammit.
- 1049
- 01:15:05,270 --> 01:15:08,211
- Go, get in there.
- 1050
- 01:15:08,213 --> 01:15:09,340
- 'Kay, all right.
- 1051
- 01:15:10,882 --> 01:15:12,049
- There we go.
- 1052
- 01:15:12,826 --> 01:15:15,824
- I got coke, I got my phone.
- 1053
- 01:15:16,194 --> 01:15:19,392
- All I need now is to change my
- clothes and I am outta here.
- 1054
- 01:16:05,285 --> 01:16:08,746
- Well, if it's not
- my prized students.
- 1055
- 01:16:09,028 --> 01:16:10,518
- Mr. Goldman.
- 1056
- 01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:11,800
- Mr. Goldman?
- 1057
- 01:16:12,217 --> 01:16:14,093
- I'm not Aaron to you
- after all these years?
- 1058
- 01:16:14,095 --> 01:16:15,426
- Come on, Kelly!
- 1059
- 01:16:16,235 --> 01:16:18,676
- You know I spent every
- weekend at your house
- 1060
- 01:16:18,678 --> 01:16:21,019
- when you were a kid drinkin'
- beer with your old man.
- 1061
- 01:16:21,021 --> 01:16:22,027
- Don't you remember?
- 1062
- 01:16:22,925 --> 01:16:24,970
- I remember, Aaron.
- 1063
- 01:16:27,070 --> 01:16:29,180
- Fancy running into
- you at a Beer Fest.
- 1064
- 01:16:29,638 --> 01:16:31,760
- Yes, perfect example of irony.
- 1065
- 01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:34,279
- Get this.
- 1066
- 01:16:35,141 --> 01:16:36,678
- My dad had a party once,
- 1067
- 01:16:37,013 --> 01:16:38,917
- when the Tigers were
- in the World Series,
- 1068
- 01:16:40,300 --> 01:16:41,716
- and you walked in and asked,
- 1069
- 01:16:43,003 --> 01:16:45,676
- who's playing?
- 1070
- 01:16:46,473 --> 01:16:49,061
- Who
- started World War II?
- 1071
- 01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:52,584
- - What?
- - Just kidding.
- 1072
- 01:16:53,123 --> 01:16:54,432
- Correct answer, Germany.
- 1073
- 01:16:56,204 --> 01:16:57,631
- - I knew that.
- - Bullshit.
- 1074
- 01:16:58,244 --> 01:16:59,244
- Got a light?
- 1075
- 01:17:07,759 --> 01:17:08,759
- Billie.
- 1076
- 01:17:10,756 --> 01:17:14,488
- Emily, if I denied you your
- safe space in class today,
- 1077
- 01:17:14,490 --> 01:17:16,773
- again, I sincerely apologize.
- 1078
- 01:17:17,551 --> 01:17:20,083
- From now on, my class
- will be a safe space
- 1079
- 01:17:20,085 --> 01:17:21,609
- within a safe space
- 1080
- 01:17:21,611 --> 01:17:25,002
- and we'll only talk about
- the happy events in history.
- 1081
- 01:17:25,004 --> 01:17:26,350
- You seemed like
- you were getting
- 1082
- 01:17:26,352 --> 01:17:28,684
- awfully tense in class
- today, Mr. Goldman.
- 1083
- 01:17:28,686 --> 01:17:29,714
- Guess what?
- 1084
- 01:17:29,716 --> 01:17:31,552
- I was, I'm the teacher.
- 1085
- 01:17:31,905 --> 01:17:34,310
- I'm attempting to
- inculcate information,
- 1086
- 01:17:34,312 --> 01:17:37,949
- which I believe is not only
- important but invaluable,
- 1087
- 01:17:38,206 --> 01:17:41,182
- and you little rat
- bastards don't give a shit
- 1088
- 01:17:41,409 --> 01:17:42,654
- and won't even try.
- 1089
- 01:17:42,838 --> 01:17:45,546
- You can't
- call us rat bastards.
- 1090
- 01:17:45,805 --> 01:17:47,013
- Oh, yes, I can.
- 1091
- 01:17:47,257 --> 01:17:48,560
- We're not in class now.
- 1092
- 01:17:49,050 --> 01:17:50,995
- This is not a safe space.
- 1093
- 01:17:51,479 --> 01:17:52,488
- This is the real world.
- 1094
- 01:17:52,949 --> 01:17:55,190
- Rat bastards, rat
- bastards, rat bastards!
- 1095
- 01:17:55,500 --> 01:17:57,609
- Okay, so why is it important?
- 1096
- 01:17:57,983 --> 01:17:59,892
- - What, history?
- - Yeah.
- 1097
- 01:17:59,894 --> 01:18:02,131
- - Why is it important?
- - Yeah, why?
- 1098
- 01:18:03,441 --> 01:18:06,817
- Okay, good
- question, a fair one.
- 1099
- 01:18:08,844 --> 01:18:11,064
- History allows you
- to form a philosophy
- 1100
- 01:18:11,485 --> 01:18:13,694
- based on previous examples.
- 1101
- 01:18:14,313 --> 01:18:16,575
- Without history, you
- would have no idea
- 1102
- 01:18:16,577 --> 01:18:18,519
- if you were thinking
- a new thought or not,
- 1103
- 01:18:18,521 --> 01:18:20,950
- and chances are you're not.
- 1104
- 01:18:21,602 --> 01:18:25,803
- It gives you a view of
- where and when you live.
- 1105
- 01:18:26,609 --> 01:18:29,948
- Where you are in reality
- and what's reality?
- 1106
- 01:18:31,748 --> 01:18:35,847
- - Like where we are right now?
- - Yes!
- 1107
- 01:18:36,351 --> 01:18:38,147
- In space and time.
- 1108
- 01:18:38,149 --> 01:18:42,809
- Jesus, in space, we're right
- in front of the VFW Hall.
- 1109
- 01:18:43,404 --> 01:18:46,185
- And in time, this is
- the present moment
- 1110
- 01:18:47,029 --> 01:18:49,665
- of a continuing and
- continuous timeline.
- 1111
- 01:18:50,408 --> 01:18:52,816
- Since you can't
- see what's ahead,
- 1112
- 01:18:53,344 --> 01:18:56,083
- you can only see what's behind
- and use that as an example.
- 1113
- 01:18:56,808 --> 01:18:59,779
- What's already happened
- is the only indicator
- 1114
- 01:18:59,781 --> 01:19:01,068
- of what's to come.
- 1115
- 01:19:01,445 --> 01:19:02,920
- That's a good
- answer, Mr. Goldman.
- 1116
- 01:19:03,174 --> 01:19:04,850
- - Yeah, cool.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1117
- 01:19:05,352 --> 01:19:06,352
- Thanks.
- 1118
- 01:19:06,627 --> 01:19:09,210
- You know, that's the only point
- I think I got across today
- 1119
- 01:19:09,212 --> 01:19:11,309
- and it's to three
- stoners in a parking lot.
- 1120
- 01:19:16,027 --> 01:19:18,497
- That's probably
- right, Mr. Goldman.
- 1121
- 01:19:18,499 --> 01:19:20,851
- Still, I'm gonna
- go get some beer.
- 1122
- 01:19:21,290 --> 01:19:22,629
- Are you guys just gonna hang out
- 1123
- 01:19:22,631 --> 01:19:23,896
- and smoke cigarettes all night?
- 1124
- 01:19:23,898 --> 01:19:25,989
- - Maybe.
- - Probably.
- 1125
- 01:19:27,008 --> 01:19:28,141
- - Mm-hmm.
- - All right.
- 1126
- 01:19:28,143 --> 01:19:29,358
- I'll see ya around.
- 1127
- 01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:34,324
- Oh, and do the assigned reading
- or face the consequences.
- 1128
- 01:19:40,770 --> 01:19:44,647
- Yes, Mr. Goldman.
- 1129
- 01:19:51,492 --> 01:19:52,492
- Hi, Mimi.
- 1130
- 01:19:53,397 --> 01:19:55,092
- - Aaron.
- - How are you?
- 1131
- 01:19:55,776 --> 01:19:57,209
- Peachy, you?
- 1132
- 01:19:57,661 --> 01:19:59,056
- Meh, so far so good.
- 1133
- 01:20:00,190 --> 01:20:03,105
- You know, it's strange to
- see you outside the setting
- 1134
- 01:20:03,107 --> 01:20:04,107
- of the liquor store.
- 1135
- 01:20:04,837 --> 01:20:05,837
- Yeah.
- 1136
- 01:20:07,913 --> 01:20:11,188
- Say, can I get a look at
- that stein on the top shelf?
- 1137
- 01:20:12,616 --> 01:20:13,616
- Sure.
- 1138
- 01:20:26,660 --> 01:20:28,974
- Made in
- Japan, how appropriate.
- 1139
- 01:20:29,909 --> 01:20:30,909
- No, thanks.
- 1140
- 01:20:32,306 --> 01:20:33,306
- Okay.
- 1141
- 01:20:50,409 --> 01:20:51,852
- Well, it's always
- great to see you.
- 1142
- 01:20:55,466 --> 01:20:57,559
- Have a good night, okay?
- 1143
- 01:20:57,561 --> 01:21:01,946
- Bye.
- 1144
- 01:21:09,131 --> 01:21:11,102
- - Goldman!
- - Johnson!
- 1145
- 01:21:11,455 --> 01:21:13,126
- - Hey!
- - How are ya?
- 1146
- 01:21:13,128 --> 01:21:14,679
- - Good, man, you?
- - Great.
- 1147
- 01:21:14,869 --> 01:21:15,874
- - What's up?
- - Nothin'.
- 1148
- 01:21:16,307 --> 01:21:18,091
- Hey, you wanna go smoke a joint?
- 1149
- 01:21:18,093 --> 01:21:19,116
- Yeah, I'm holdin'.
- 1150
- 01:21:19,118 --> 01:21:20,508
- Maybe a little
- later on, all right?
- 1151
- 01:21:20,510 --> 01:21:22,634
- All right, you know, I
- always loved that about you.
- 1152
- 01:21:22,636 --> 01:21:24,830
- You've always got
- weed, and so do I.
- 1153
- 01:21:24,832 --> 01:21:26,823
- I'll tell ya what, let's
- get a couple beers in us,
- 1154
- 01:21:26,825 --> 01:21:28,574
- and then we'll sneak
- out to the parking lot.
- 1155
- 01:21:28,576 --> 01:21:29,940
- - Absolutely.
- - Right on.
- 1156
- 01:21:32,908 --> 01:21:33,937
- How many?
- 1157
- 01:21:33,939 --> 01:21:35,783
- - I'll take 10.
- - Five's the limit.
- 1158
- 01:21:35,785 --> 01:21:37,420
- Ooh, but if I
- spend those five,
- 1159
- 01:21:37,422 --> 01:21:38,703
- I can come back for more, right?
- 1160
- 01:21:38,975 --> 01:21:41,308
- I suppose, but
- that's a lotta beer.
- 1161
- 01:21:41,310 --> 01:21:42,759
- That's okay, I like beer.
- 1162
- 01:21:42,761 --> 01:21:43,761
- That's why I'm here.
- 1163
- 01:21:43,981 --> 01:21:45,505
- I'll have five tickets, please.
- 1164
- 01:21:45,751 --> 01:21:46,751
- Thank you.
- 1165
- 01:21:47,491 --> 01:21:50,156
- - 10 tickets, please.
- - Didn't you just hear?
- 1166
- 01:21:50,158 --> 01:21:52,587
- - Just kidding.
- - Very funny.
- 1167
- 01:21:52,589 --> 01:21:53,663
- Oh, I do try.
- 1168
- 01:21:54,542 --> 01:21:56,382
- Hey, aren't you
- Nate Goldman's son?
- 1169
- 01:21:56,384 --> 01:21:58,694
- - Yes, I am.
- - How's he doing?
- 1170
- 01:21:58,696 --> 01:22:00,926
- Eh, he's hangin' on by
- the skin of his teeth.
- 1171
- 01:22:00,928 --> 01:22:02,753
- Well, tell him
- Gloria sends her best.
- 1172
- 01:22:02,755 --> 01:22:04,429
- I will, Gloria, thank you.
- 1173
- 01:22:05,655 --> 01:22:06,741
- Hello, there.
- 1174
- 01:22:07,041 --> 01:22:08,791
- Can I have two, please?
- 1175
- 01:22:18,359 --> 01:22:19,817
- - Thank you.
- - Thank you.
- 1176
- 01:22:20,587 --> 01:22:22,025
- Two beers, please.
- 1177
- 01:22:30,526 --> 01:22:31,893
- - Thank you, sweetheart.
- - Thank you.
- 1178
- 01:22:33,886 --> 01:22:35,344
- - Cheers.
- - Cheers.
- 1179
- 01:22:49,168 --> 01:22:51,996
- You know, whenever I hear
- the name Cliff Johnson,
- 1180
- 01:22:51,998 --> 01:22:54,228
- I always envision a
- fat kid in my head.
- 1181
- 01:22:54,661 --> 01:22:55,759
- Fuck you.
- 1182
- 01:22:56,751 --> 01:22:58,877
- I was a fat kid.
- 1183
- 01:22:58,879 --> 01:23:01,318
- I was the fattest kid on my
- whole little league team.
- 1184
- 01:23:02,028 --> 01:23:04,342
- You know, whenever someone
- says Aaron Goldman to me,
- 1185
- 01:23:04,344 --> 01:23:06,873
- I always picture some
- long-haired hippy freak.
- 1186
- 01:23:07,071 --> 01:23:09,166
- - Man, we have changed.
- - Yeah.
- 1187
- 01:23:09,818 --> 01:23:11,048
- So, you wanna do some blow?
- 1188
- 01:23:11,297 --> 01:23:12,932
- Really, blow huh?
- 1189
- 01:23:12,934 --> 01:23:16,714
- Wow, if I recall, that always
- make me nervous and agitated.
- 1190
- 01:23:17,293 --> 01:23:18,340
- I don't know, maybe later.
- 1191
- 01:23:18,526 --> 01:23:20,878
- Hmm, been drinkin'
- a lot lately?
- 1192
- 01:23:20,880 --> 01:23:22,337
- - Oh, yeah.
- - Hmm.
- 1193
- 01:23:22,339 --> 01:23:25,321
- I drink between 14 and
- 20 beers every night.
- 1194
- 01:23:26,281 --> 01:23:27,877
- No shit, how do ya do it, man?
- 1195
- 01:23:27,879 --> 01:23:28,907
- You're in great shape.
- 1196
- 01:23:28,909 --> 01:23:31,961
- Ah, I'd have to say
- it's probably the coke.
- 1197
- 01:23:32,336 --> 01:23:33,873
- Keeps my metabolism up.
- 1198
- 01:23:33,875 --> 01:23:35,803
- Psht, that it
- would.
- 1199
- 01:23:35,805 --> 01:23:37,211
- So, you
- seen Nikki lately?
- 1200
- 01:23:37,493 --> 01:23:38,557
- Yeah, about an hour ago.
- 1201
- 01:23:38,559 --> 01:23:40,007
- She should be here at anytime.
- 1202
- 01:23:40,009 --> 01:23:41,249
- Two of you still together?
- 1203
- 01:23:41,251 --> 01:23:43,444
- No, I dare say
- we never will be.
- 1204
- 01:23:44,151 --> 01:23:45,683
- I don't meet any of
- her requirements.
- 1205
- 01:23:45,685 --> 01:23:46,689
- And what are those?
- 1206
- 01:23:47,193 --> 01:23:48,222
- Ah, let's see.
- 1207
- 01:23:48,224 --> 01:23:51,600
- I don't make enough money,
- I don't have any kids,
- 1208
- 01:23:51,602 --> 01:23:52,969
- and I'm not tall enough.
- 1209
- 01:23:52,971 --> 01:23:54,289
- Wait, wait, wait.
- 1210
- 01:23:54,291 --> 01:23:56,885
- I seem to remember that
- you're taller than she is.
- 1211
- 01:23:56,887 --> 01:23:59,930
- Yeah, by about two inches,
- but not when she's in heels.
- 1212
- 01:23:59,932 --> 01:24:01,947
- Oh, and whoever
- the lucky guy is,
- 1213
- 01:24:02,213 --> 01:24:03,332
- he can't be a drunk.
- 1214
- 01:24:03,334 --> 01:24:05,509
- Oh, well, then did you
- ever stop and ask yourself,
- 1215
- 01:24:05,511 --> 01:24:06,815
- what it was she liked about you?
- 1216
- 01:24:06,817 --> 01:24:09,525
- Sure, I've always got pot.
- 1217
- 01:24:09,845 --> 01:24:11,857
- Well, as long you
- keep buyin' weed,
- 1218
- 01:24:11,859 --> 01:24:13,612
- the two of you will
- always have that.
- 1219
- 01:24:13,614 --> 01:24:16,183
- - Right.
- - So ya wanna do a bump?
- 1220
- 01:24:16,512 --> 01:24:17,512
- Huh?
- 1221
- 01:24:18,417 --> 01:24:20,544
- - Blow, coke.
- - Yeah, sure.
- 1222
- 01:24:20,975 --> 01:24:22,682
- - Where should we go?
- - I don't know.
- 1223
- 01:24:22,684 --> 01:24:23,808
- You didn't drive, did you?
- 1224
- 01:24:23,810 --> 01:24:25,265
- - Fuck no.
- - No, me either.
- 1225
- 01:24:26,706 --> 01:24:28,260
- Looks like it's the bathroom.
- 1226
- 01:24:28,581 --> 01:24:32,265
- Lead on.
- 1227
- 01:24:49,948 --> 01:24:52,842
- - Here, hold that.
- - Sure.
- 1228
- 01:24:52,844 --> 01:24:55,583
- Man, your daughter and her
- friends are really fucked up.
- 1229
- 01:24:56,061 --> 01:24:58,135
- - On what?
- - I don't know.
- 1230
- 01:24:58,137 --> 01:25:00,558
- Kids take a lotta
- pills these days,
- 1231
- 01:25:00,560 --> 01:25:01,629
- and heroin.
- 1232
- 01:25:04,220 --> 01:25:05,994
- That's what was on
- my fuckin' mirror.
- 1233
- 01:25:06,411 --> 01:25:08,726
- - What?
- - On my coke mirror,
- 1234
- 01:25:08,728 --> 01:25:10,409
- they musta put heroin on it.
- 1235
- 01:25:10,690 --> 01:25:13,030
- I tasted it and it sure
- as hell wasn't blow.
- 1236
- 01:25:13,032 --> 01:25:17,039
- God dammit, that little bitch!
- 1237
- 01:25:17,341 --> 01:25:19,279
- What has she got
- herself into now?
- 1238
- 01:25:19,792 --> 01:25:21,007
- He says as he gets ready
- 1239
- 01:25:21,009 --> 01:25:22,997
- to snort coke off
- of a public toilet.
- 1240
- 01:25:30,819 --> 01:25:31,955
- Oh, here.
- 1241
- 01:25:33,708 --> 01:25:35,793
- So, you here about Claw?
- 1242
- 01:25:35,795 --> 01:25:37,835
- Ah, Claw!
- 1243
- 01:25:37,837 --> 01:25:40,724
- Calvin Coolidge Claw,
- the worst kid in school.
- 1244
- 01:25:40,726 --> 01:25:43,180
- He was worse than
- you and me combined,
- 1245
- 01:25:43,182 --> 01:25:44,304
- and that's sayin' something.
- 1246
- 01:25:44,492 --> 01:25:46,558
- I've always liked
- him, how's he doin'?
- 1247
- 01:25:46,560 --> 01:25:48,513
- - He's dead.
- - Claw's dead?
- 1248
- 01:25:48,515 --> 01:25:51,014
- - Yeah, he killed himself.
- - Fuck, how?
- 1249
- 01:25:51,315 --> 01:25:53,288
- Get this, he goes
- to work one morning,
- 1250
- 01:25:53,290 --> 01:25:55,468
- like he did every morning
- at some insurance company.
- 1251
- 01:25:55,722 --> 01:25:58,422
- Walks into the main lobby
- in front of everyone,
- 1252
- 01:25:58,424 --> 01:26:01,039
- pulls out a gun, and shoots
- himself in the forehead.
- 1253
- 01:26:01,041 --> 01:26:02,902
- - Why?
- - Why?
- 1254
- 01:26:02,904 --> 01:26:03,941
- Who the fuck knows why?
- 1255
- 01:26:03,943 --> 01:26:05,353
- Why does anybody do anything?
- 1256
- 01:26:05,781 --> 01:26:10,061
- But I do know that Claw loved
- his booze and drugs, man.
- 1257
- 01:26:10,476 --> 01:26:12,600
- He was a miserable
- drunk for years.
- 1258
- 01:26:12,602 --> 01:26:15,281
- Shit, ex-wives, kids, whatever.
- 1259
- 01:26:15,283 --> 01:26:16,312
- Who knows, man?
- 1260
- 01:26:16,314 --> 01:26:18,604
- But, fuck, right
- in the forehead.
- 1261
- 01:26:18,606 --> 01:26:20,845
- Oh, Jesus, that's horrible.
- 1262
- 01:26:20,847 --> 01:26:22,477
- - I know, man.
- - It's sick.
- 1263
- 01:26:22,479 --> 01:26:24,194
- Yep, here, do a couple lines.
- 1264
- 01:26:24,196 --> 01:26:25,241
- Yeah, all right.
- 1265
- 01:26:30,870 --> 01:26:31,870
- Fuck.
- 1266
- 01:26:33,037 --> 01:26:36,913
- It's good
- to see you, Goldman.
- 1267
- 01:26:36,915 --> 01:26:38,024
- I mean, considering we live
- 1268
- 01:26:38,026 --> 01:26:39,800
- like five and a half
- blocks from each other,
- 1269
- 01:26:39,802 --> 01:26:42,236
- how come we don't see
- each other anymore?
- 1270
- 01:26:42,238 --> 01:26:43,600
- I don't know, you tell me.
- 1271
- 01:26:43,602 --> 01:26:48,097
- Shit, that news about
- Claw is freakin' me out.
- 1272
- 01:26:49,991 --> 01:26:51,761
- We were really close
- in grade school.
- 1273
- 01:26:52,434 --> 01:26:54,960
- One time, we were out
- wrestlin' in the yard, ya know?
- 1274
- 01:26:55,174 --> 01:26:57,822
- Just fuckin' around, and
- for no reason at all,
- 1275
- 01:26:57,824 --> 01:27:00,344
- he spits his bubblegum
- into his hand.
- 1276
- 01:27:00,346 --> 01:27:03,152
- It had to be like four or
- five pieces of Bazooka, right?
- 1277
- 01:27:03,680 --> 01:27:05,785
- And he just rubbed
- it into my scalp.
- 1278
- 01:27:06,036 --> 01:27:08,624
- I had a bald spot on
- my head for a month.
- 1279
- 01:27:08,626 --> 01:27:11,850
- What a fuckin'
- asshole thing to do.
- 1280
- 01:27:12,256 --> 01:27:14,596
- It wasn't funny but,
- man, did he laugh.
- 1281
- 01:27:15,164 --> 01:27:16,729
- He laughed his
- god damn head off.
- 1282
- 01:27:16,731 --> 01:27:17,761
- I swear to god.
- 1283
- 01:27:17,763 --> 01:27:20,245
- I thought he was gonna croak
- he was laughin' so hard.
- 1284
- 01:27:21,615 --> 01:27:23,843
- - Now, he's dead.
- - Hmm, yeah.
- 1285
- 01:27:23,845 --> 01:27:26,067
- Shit, you
- go to the funeral?
- 1286
- 01:27:26,069 --> 01:27:27,726
- Fuck no, it's in Grand Rapids,
- 1287
- 01:27:27,728 --> 01:27:28,734
- but Shane Bullet went.
- 1288
- 01:27:28,909 --> 01:27:30,697
- - Said it was a open casket.
- - Get out!
- 1289
- 01:27:30,699 --> 01:27:33,318
- Yeah, and he said that no
- matter how much putty they used,
- 1290
- 01:27:33,522 --> 01:27:35,177
- you could still see
- the fuckin' hole.
- 1291
- 01:27:35,179 --> 01:27:37,653
- - Oh, sick!
- - Yeah.
- 1292
- 01:27:37,655 --> 01:27:38,968
- God dammit, gimme the coke,
- 1293
- 01:27:38,970 --> 01:27:40,273
- I'll lay out a
- couple more lines.
- 1294
- 01:27:40,275 --> 01:27:41,275
- Yeah, sure.
- 1295
- 01:27:44,434 --> 01:27:46,045
- Jesus, I'm sorry, man.
- 1296
- 01:27:46,909 --> 01:27:50,788
- You fuckin' idiot!
- 1297
- 01:27:50,790 --> 01:27:51,836
- Look what you did!
- 1298
- 01:27:52,030 --> 01:27:53,520
- That's all I've got!
- 1299
- 01:27:53,522 --> 01:27:55,424
- What the fuck is
- the matter with you?
- 1300
- 01:27:55,426 --> 01:27:57,682
- Do you know what I
- had to do to get that?
- 1301
- 01:27:57,684 --> 01:28:00,221
- My fuckin' drug dealers
- had an intervention on me!
- 1302
- 01:28:00,223 --> 01:28:02,158
- Aw, I oughta fuckin' kill you!
- 1303
- 01:28:02,160 --> 01:28:05,079
- Man, just get the fuck
- outta the way, Jesus!
- 1304
- 01:28:05,546 --> 01:28:06,877
- I'm really sorry, man.
- 1305
- 01:28:07,091 --> 01:28:08,164
- Great seein' ya.
- 1306
- 01:28:09,932 --> 01:28:11,262
- What about the broken glass?
- 1307
- 01:28:11,264 --> 01:28:12,537
- Fuck the broken glass!
- 1308
- 01:28:16,737 --> 01:28:17,894
- Ah!
- 1309
- 01:28:20,750 --> 01:28:22,347
- Holy shit!
- 1310
- 01:28:22,657 --> 01:28:24,285
- My cashmere sweater!
- 1311
- 01:28:24,287 --> 01:28:25,393
- I'm so sorry.
- 1312
- 01:28:26,064 --> 01:28:28,151
- Fuck, what is the
- matter with you?
- 1313
- 01:28:28,153 --> 01:28:29,344
- It was an accident!
- 1314
- 01:28:29,346 --> 01:28:31,344
- Yeah, your whole
- life is an accident.
- 1315
- 01:28:31,346 --> 01:28:33,027
- - I'll get some napkins.
- - Oh, geez!
- 1316
- 01:28:33,029 --> 01:28:34,573
- This is a catastrophe!
- 1317
- 01:28:34,575 --> 01:28:36,577
- It's gonna be fine,
- I'll be right back.
- 1318
- 01:28:37,372 --> 01:28:38,645
- - Fuck.
- - Stupid.
- 1319
- 01:29:07,005 --> 01:29:08,241
- Get over here.
- 1320
- 01:29:10,095 --> 01:29:11,255
- You took heroin?
- 1321
- 01:29:11,624 --> 01:29:12,653
- I did what?
- 1322
- 01:29:12,655 --> 01:29:14,136
- Ya took heroin?
- 1323
- 01:29:14,821 --> 01:29:15,850
- No, I didn't.
- 1324
- 01:29:15,852 --> 01:29:16,875
- Oh, ya didn't?
- 1325
- 01:29:16,877 --> 01:29:18,757
- Then, what the fuck was
- that all over my mirror?
- 1326
- 01:29:20,580 --> 01:29:22,598
- Uh, nothing.
- 1327
- 01:29:22,600 --> 01:29:24,450
- Nothin', oh, don't
- give me that shit.
- 1328
- 01:29:24,452 --> 01:29:26,435
- It sure as hell was
- something and it wasn't blow.
- 1329
- 01:29:27,096 --> 01:29:28,400
- Well, it's all over your nose.
- 1330
- 01:29:28,402 --> 01:29:30,296
- Fuck that, if
- it wasn't heroin,
- 1331
- 01:29:30,298 --> 01:29:31,298
- then what was it?
- 1332
- 01:29:31,758 --> 01:29:34,142
- - Uh.
- - Don't you lie to me!
- 1333
- 01:29:34,616 --> 01:29:35,642
- I've never lied to you!
- 1334
- 01:29:35,644 --> 01:29:37,129
- Well, then
- what was it then?
- 1335
- 01:29:38,853 --> 01:29:39,876
- Vicodin.
- 1336
- 01:29:39,878 --> 01:29:41,065
- What are you talking about?
- 1337
- 01:29:41,067 --> 01:29:42,090
- That's a pill.
- 1338
- 01:29:42,092 --> 01:29:43,412
- We crushed it
- up and snorted it.
- 1339
- 01:29:43,733 --> 01:29:44,976
- Why did ya do that?
- 1340
- 01:29:45,598 --> 01:29:47,821
- 'Cause it works faster that
- way and it gets ya higher.
- 1341
- 01:29:47,823 --> 01:29:50,498
- Why would you do that?
- 1342
- 01:29:53,278 --> 01:29:54,426
- For the fucking fun of it!
- 1343
- 01:29:54,428 --> 01:29:55,631
- Why do you snort cocaine?
- 1344
- 01:29:55,633 --> 01:29:57,120
- This is not about me!
- 1345
- 01:29:57,731 --> 01:30:01,197
- Daddy, please, can we
- just talk about this later?
- 1346
- 01:30:01,199 --> 01:30:04,064
- Do you want to
- live with me or not?
- 1347
- 01:30:04,462 --> 01:30:05,491
- Yes.
- 1348
- 01:30:05,493 --> 01:30:07,670
- Well, then cut this shit out!
- 1349
- 01:30:07,672 --> 01:30:08,678
- Okay, okay.
- 1350
- 01:30:10,443 --> 01:30:12,463
- - Okay?
- - Okay.
- 1351
- 01:30:14,344 --> 01:30:15,344
- All right.
- 1352
- 01:30:17,219 --> 01:30:18,318
- - Okay.
- - Good.
- 1353
- 01:30:18,646 --> 01:30:20,011
- - Let's get a beer.
- - Right.
- 1354
- 01:30:20,697 --> 01:30:21,697
- Let's get a beer.
- 1355
- 01:30:22,328 --> 01:30:24,007
- - Are you all right?
- - I don't know.
- 1356
- 01:30:24,584 --> 01:30:26,392
- The lights are flashin',
- my heart is racing.
- 1357
- 01:30:26,394 --> 01:30:28,021
- I think I might be
- havin' a heart attack.
- 1358
- 01:30:28,023 --> 01:30:29,304
- No, you're not,
- wipe your nose.
- 1359
- 01:30:30,577 --> 01:30:31,831
- Right, wipe my nose.
- 1360
- 01:30:32,377 --> 01:30:33,377
- Good?
- 1361
- 01:30:34,284 --> 01:30:36,170
- Yeah, come on, you'll be fine.
- 1362
- 01:30:36,172 --> 01:30:37,235
- Right, I'll be fine.
- 1363
- 01:30:38,378 --> 01:30:39,547
- Thank you, mm-hmm.
- 1364
- 01:30:41,297 --> 01:30:43,561
- Hey, Aaron, how are you?
- 1365
- 01:30:43,814 --> 01:30:45,877
- Great, two beers, please.
- 1366
- 01:30:46,272 --> 01:30:48,154
- You got any napkins
- or paper towels?
- 1367
- 01:30:48,156 --> 01:30:51,030
- Yeah, so you really don't have
- 1368
- 01:30:51,032 --> 01:30:52,578
- any good students this semester?
- 1369
- 01:30:52,928 --> 01:30:55,191
- None, I'd halfway
- kill them all,
- 1370
- 01:30:55,193 --> 01:30:57,013
- but that might not
- be the best answer.
- 1371
- 01:30:57,396 --> 01:31:00,004
- I'd just be happy to get
- through to at least one of them.
- 1372
- 01:31:00,006 --> 01:31:02,973
- Yes, well, there's always
- next semester, right?
- 1373
- 01:31:03,714 --> 01:31:06,029
- It'll be here soon enough
- and you can only hope
- 1374
- 01:31:06,031 --> 01:31:09,456
- it'll get better,
- right?
- 1375
- 01:31:10,544 --> 01:31:12,366
- - So how are you?
- - Great.
- 1376
- 01:31:12,701 --> 01:31:14,426
- I couldn't be better, why?
- 1377
- 01:31:14,890 --> 01:31:17,457
- Well, my
- sister-in-law, she has a.
- 1378
- 01:31:19,279 --> 01:31:21,262
- - A what?
- - You know, a.
- 1379
- 01:31:23,166 --> 01:31:25,406
- - A problem with her hand?
- - No.
- 1380
- 01:31:26,606 --> 01:31:28,557
- - A drinking problem.
- - Right!
- 1381
- 01:31:28,899 --> 01:31:31,104
- Well, I hope she figures
- out how to deal with that.
- 1382
- 01:31:31,838 --> 01:31:33,438
- - What about you?
- - What about me?
- 1383
- 01:31:33,713 --> 01:31:34,713
- I'm fine.
- 1384
- 01:31:35,998 --> 01:31:37,286
- Everybody knows.
- 1385
- 01:31:37,790 --> 01:31:38,793
- - Do they?
- - Yeah.
- 1386
- 01:31:39,439 --> 01:31:40,511
- Fuck 'em.
- 1387
- 01:31:41,069 --> 01:31:42,269
- Thanks for the paper towels.
- 1388
- 01:31:42,657 --> 01:31:45,021
- - God bless.
- - Sure he does.
- 1389
- 01:31:45,023 --> 01:31:48,207
- - That's his job.
- - Mm, mm, mm.
- 1390
- 01:31:49,180 --> 01:31:50,385
- - Hi.
- - Hi!
- 1391
- 01:31:50,643 --> 01:31:52,565
- - Another one.
- - Okay.
- 1392
- 01:32:46,227 --> 01:32:48,032
- You're
- gonna have to leave.
- 1393
- 01:32:49,067 --> 01:32:50,085
- It's not my fault.
- 1394
- 01:32:50,385 --> 01:32:52,276
- The paper bunting
- shit got in my face.
- 1395
- 01:32:52,278 --> 01:32:54,389
- You're obviously intoxicated.
- 1396
- 01:32:54,391 --> 01:32:57,342
- Now, just leave and be thankful
- we don't call the police.
- 1397
- 01:32:57,344 --> 01:32:59,360
- Police, I fell down?
- 1398
- 01:32:59,362 --> 01:33:00,643
- You're drunk.
- 1399
- 01:33:00,905 --> 01:33:01,905
- Now, come on; move it.
- 1400
- 01:33:02,102 --> 01:33:03,969
- You're ruining
- everyone's good time.
- 1401
- 01:33:05,464 --> 01:33:06,953
- Be cool, man, no pushing.
- 1402
- 01:33:07,199 --> 01:33:08,322
- You oughta be ashamed,
- 1403
- 01:33:08,324 --> 01:33:12,425
- making a drunken spectacle
- of yourself at Oktoberfest!
- 1404
- 01:33:40,165 --> 01:33:41,191
- Ya got a light?
- 1405
- 01:33:43,611 --> 01:33:45,984
- Sure, what just happened?
- 1406
- 01:33:45,986 --> 01:33:47,196
- Did they throw ya outta there?
- 1407
- 01:33:51,850 --> 01:33:54,731
- I just fell into the
- paper bunting shit.
- 1408
- 01:33:55,294 --> 01:33:57,153
- I just knocked over
- some beer bottles.
- 1409
- 01:33:57,155 --> 01:33:58,155
- I don't know.
- 1410
- 01:33:58,480 --> 01:34:00,268
- And they wanna
- call the cops on me.
- 1411
- 01:34:00,877 --> 01:34:02,506
- My own fucking neighbors.
- 1412
- 01:34:02,914 --> 01:34:04,839
- Hey, I'm an optimist, too.
- 1413
- 01:34:04,841 --> 01:34:10,474
- Fuck you!
- 1414
- 01:34:11,085 --> 01:34:14,371
- So, girls, what was the
- first drug ever made?
- 1415
- 01:34:14,819 --> 01:34:18,073
- - Uh, opium.
- - In China.
- 1416
- 01:34:18,825 --> 01:34:21,758
- - In 1729.
- - That's right.
- 1417
- 01:34:22,033 --> 01:34:25,353
- You sly devils, you only
- pretend that you're stupid.
- 1418
- 01:34:26,063 --> 01:34:29,880
- Heroin is a concentrated
- form of opium
- 1419
- 01:34:30,166 --> 01:34:32,814
- and it's an extremely
- powerful drug.
- 1420
- 01:34:34,051 --> 01:34:35,768
- So is booze.
- 1421
- 01:34:36,359 --> 01:34:40,564
- Yes, it is very
- strong, my undoing.
- 1422
- 01:34:41,864 --> 01:34:44,864
- But everybody's gotta choose
- their own poison.
- 1423
- 01:34:48,409 --> 01:34:49,409
- Look at this.
- 1424
- 01:34:53,554 --> 01:34:56,291
- Ew, gross, is that
- some kind of deformity?
- 1425
- 01:34:57,146 --> 01:35:00,742
- Grow up, yeah, I got it
- during the Battle of the Bulge.
- 1426
- 01:35:01,842 --> 01:35:03,139
- What war was that?
- 1427
- 01:35:03,729 --> 01:35:05,417
- - Fuck off.
- - No, you.
- 1428
- 01:35:05,419 --> 01:35:07,074
- Fuck you, pfft.
- 1429
- 01:35:07,987 --> 01:35:10,676
- No, fuck you, World War II.
- 1430
- 01:35:12,840 --> 01:35:15,523
- Here's lookin' at you kids.
- 1431
- 01:35:15,525 --> 01:35:19,292
- Oh, god.
- 1432
- 01:35:20,422 --> 01:35:23,272
- Aaron, you're a fiend.
- 1433
- 01:35:24,072 --> 01:35:25,127
- So is your dad.
- 1434
- 01:35:25,446 --> 01:35:27,061
- You're tellin'
- me, I live with him.
- 1435
- 01:35:45,028 --> 01:35:47,985
- Wow!
- 1436
- 01:35:48,321 --> 01:35:50,396
- Good work, Goldman.
- 1437
- 01:35:50,807 --> 01:35:55,614
- Tossed out on your
- ass, that's impressive.
- 1438
- 01:35:55,616 --> 01:35:58,182
- I'm glad to see you still
- got the same old spirit.
- 1439
- 01:36:00,478 --> 01:36:03,609
- - Thanks.
- - Claw would approve.
- 1440
- 01:36:06,899 --> 01:36:08,963
- - Kelly.
- - Dad.
- 1441
- 01:36:09,744 --> 01:36:10,744
- Girls.
- 1442
- 01:36:12,183 --> 01:36:15,348
- - Emily.
- - Hmm, thoughtful.
- 1443
- 01:36:16,305 --> 01:36:18,797
- Aren't I though, charmnoxious?
- 1444
- 01:36:32,812 --> 01:36:35,339
- - Anyone wanna smoke a joint?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1445
- 01:36:35,341 --> 01:36:37,839
- Hey, guys,
- you started without me.
- 1446
- 01:36:39,868 --> 01:36:43,160
- Hey, Einstein, you
- knocked over everything.
- 1447
- 01:36:43,772 --> 01:36:45,719
- You're the biggest
- schmuck in the world.
- 1448
- 01:36:46,814 --> 01:36:49,885
- Well, it's a tough job,
- but somebody's gotta do it.
- 1449
- 01:36:50,382 --> 01:36:53,491
- God, in his infinite
- wisdom, chose me.
- 1450
- 01:36:56,507 --> 01:36:57,571
- Pass the joint.
- 1451
- 01:36:58,429 --> 01:36:59,747
- There we go.
- 1452
- 01:37:02,320 --> 01:37:04,503
- Think I'll get in
- trouble at school for this?
- 1453
- 01:37:04,505 --> 01:37:05,692
- - Oh, no.
- - What do you think?
- 1454
- 01:37:05,694 --> 01:37:07,201
- I mean, how are
- they gonna find out?
- 1455
- 01:37:07,203 --> 01:37:08,226
- Right, man, of course.
- 1456
- 01:37:08,228 --> 01:37:10,918
- Oh, really, 'cause Ms.
- Mosely, the English teacher,
- 1457
- 01:37:10,920 --> 01:37:12,315
- was in there sellin' beers.
- 1458
- 01:37:12,700 --> 01:37:13,918
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah, yeah.
- 1459
- 01:37:13,920 --> 01:37:17,231
- Oh, fuck, you mean Vicki.
- 1460
- 01:37:17,552 --> 01:37:20,438
- Oh, shit, she's a blabbermouth.
- 1461
- 01:37:20,440 --> 01:37:22,562
- Everybody's gonna
- hear about this.
- 1462
- 01:37:23,391 --> 01:37:25,994
- Fuck, I'm screwed.
- 1463
- 01:37:26,353 --> 01:37:28,257
- Oh, well, what are you gonna do?
- 1464
- 01:37:28,916 --> 01:37:31,327
- - Aaron, you skipped me.
- - Oh, shut up.
- 1465
- 01:37:31,329 --> 01:37:32,476
- Here, you go, Dad.
- 1466
- 01:37:32,478 --> 01:37:33,821
- Wait, wait, wait.
- 1467
- 01:37:33,823 --> 01:37:35,660
- Hey, man, why don't
- you spark yours up?
- 1468
- 01:37:36,066 --> 01:37:38,674
- - Yeah, sure.
- - Yeah.
- 1469
- 01:37:38,955 --> 01:37:39,955
- Twice the fun.
- 1470
- 01:37:40,848 --> 01:37:42,721
- There we go, thank you, dear.
- 1471
- 01:37:42,723 --> 01:37:45,668
- - Yeah, Dad.
- - It's gender discrimination.
- 1472
- 01:37:47,208 --> 01:37:49,552
- - Sounds good.
- - More, more.
- 1473
- 01:37:49,554 --> 01:37:52,347
- So you will never
- guess who got a Harley.
- 1474
- 01:37:54,896 --> 01:37:55,896
- Who?
- 1475
- 01:37:58,152 --> 01:38:02,414
- Ronnie.
- 1476
- 01:38:02,416 --> 01:38:04,424
- Christ, he's a
- bigger drunk than me!
- 1477
- 01:38:04,426 --> 01:38:06,651
- I know, and so the
- first thing he does,
- 1478
- 01:38:06,653 --> 01:38:09,460
- is he gets drunk and he
- crashes it right into a wall
- 1479
- 01:38:09,462 --> 01:38:11,536
- at Goldman Optical
- right there on Woodward.
- 1480
- 01:38:11,931 --> 01:38:13,355
- - Oh, my god.
- - Psht.
- 1481
- 01:38:13,734 --> 01:38:15,568
- And they say he lost a testicle.
- 1482
- 01:38:19,323 --> 01:38:22,623
- Yeah, but he's still a
- good electrician though.
- 1483
- 01:38:24,770 --> 01:38:26,051
- Got a cigarette, Mr. Johnson?
- 1484
- 01:38:26,053 --> 01:38:28,848
- Sure.
- 1485
- 01:38:34,500 --> 01:38:36,662
- So you gonna light that
- thing or not, knucklehead?
- 1486
- 01:38:37,375 --> 01:38:38,617
- - I ain't got a lighter.
- - Here.
- 1487
- 01:38:41,758 --> 01:38:42,781
- For you, dear.
- 1488
- 01:38:42,783 --> 01:38:44,729
- - Somebody take this roach.
- - Here, I'll take it.
- 1489
- 01:38:44,731 --> 01:38:46,199
- - Thank you.
- - Go ahead and pass me...
- 1490
- 01:38:46,201 --> 01:38:48,388
- - I'll take one of the newbs.
- - Your dad's hot as shit.
- 1491
- 01:38:48,390 --> 01:38:50,641
- There we go.
- 1492
- 01:38:50,643 --> 01:38:54,906
- - I'll do what I want.
- - Fuck you.
- 1493
- 01:38:56,416 --> 01:38:57,993
- More for me.
- 1494
- 01:38:57,995 --> 01:38:59,518
- Now, don't
- be bogartin' that.
- 1495
- 01:39:04,312 --> 01:39:06,258
- Oh, yes,
- pass that to mommy.
- 1496
- 01:39:06,260 --> 01:39:07,933
- - I will finish that.
- - Hey, now.
- 1497
- 01:39:07,935 --> 01:39:08,935
- Aaron.
- 1498
- 01:39:11,969 --> 01:39:14,242
- You look great in
- that turtleneck, by the way.
- 1499
- 01:39:14,244 --> 01:39:15,284
- - Thank you.
- - Oh, yeah.
- 1500
- 01:39:15,286 --> 01:39:16,309
- Can you see it?
- 1501
- 01:39:16,311 --> 01:39:17,543
- I told you it was a good look.
- 1502
- 01:39:18,575 --> 01:39:21,444
- - L'chaim.
- - Salute!
- 1503
- 01:39:29,581 --> 01:39:34,581
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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