I sexually Identify as an Kittydog. Ever since I was a furry I dreamed of borking and nyaning over the windy skies on disgusting pancakes. People say to me that a furry being a kittydog is Impossible and I'm a freaking pancake but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install cat and dog ears and gradient fur on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Crystal" and respect my right to middle paw from above and sing needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a wafulphobe and need to check your furry privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

THIS IS BOB
HE SAYS HI
THIS IS BOB WHEN THE BUS GOES BY
waffle
waffle,
waffle waffle waffle
do you wanna waffle?
cause i got a wafflecopter
waffle
waffle time~ waffle waffle waffle
do you wanna waffle? waffle waffle waffle

qwertyuiop, i want you to stop friending me
asdfghjkl, stop bothering me you really smell
zxcvbnm, go away before i punch your face in

yeah
i gotta lotta cats
i dont mind petting them
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
oh yeah
do you like the way i lick my paws or meow, or meow
you can pet my fur till i purr and meow, or meow
scratch the ears and pet the tail
(can you pet me?)
lemme scratch that yarn ball or meowww
im not the type to scratch you with my paws
(my clawwws)
the way you pet my fur is probably a little kitten tryin a save ya
get that paper, probably got a lot of other kittens


so take me
yeah
take me out to the broken dream
yeah
so take me
yeah
take me out to the lonely street
yeah
approximately
where i want to be
is in proximity
of you
right now
i don't know who you are
because you're really far
away from me
in time, not space
and blocked by my mistakes
so take me
yeah
take me out to the broken dream
yeah
so take me
yeah
take me out to the lonely street
yeah

papa apaapa opa TWO songs i wanna listen to:
opening theme of romantic love
as for you, parappa
cute hairstyle
forest
food court (mmm spicey)dxdxdxdxdxd

im legendary
carry out my legacy
im legendary
carry out my legacy
im legendary
carry out my lega-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a (gacy)
legs?
whats on the menu
legs?
whats on the menu
L.MF,DNFMDNFMMMMMMMMMMLEGSs
6/17/2017
WOW I MISTREATED [REDACTED]
RHYME?
dont you love staring at a ceiling
i know i love that feeling

rhyme number whatever
its time to die
its time to say goodbye

sErVeR kIlL lIsT xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxdddddddddd
#1 public kittydog discord
#3 Nerve Chaos
:))))))))))))))))))))))




YOU'RE TOO SLOW -SONIC



stupid parody copypasta with birdik:
now ive got a girl and her- name is birdie
shes my girl and i- love her truly
shes not good lookin, heaven knows
but im wild about her crazy clothes!
she wears
tan shoes with pink shoelaces
a polkadot vest and man oh man
she wears
tan shoes with pink shoelaces
and a big panama with a purple head band!


sas 6/25/17

Kittydog's school enss on June 23/
https://discord.gg/HPRKzZE

skitty, eevee, umbreon, espeon, flareon, vaporeon, vulpix/alolan vulpix, litten, torracat, raichu, piplup, oshawatt, tepig
https://discord.gg/APMkzPJ -anime bakas
https://discord.gg/APMkzPJ
Gensomura#4573
https://discord.gg/BZ69vJA
kpuv-x5gj-ax1m-89ps
https://hangouts.google.com/group/cgPdWx1C6cHsGWc52
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3A2bc2qT9Y
https://hangouts.google.com/hangouts/_/kbhm36ql7fc4nltdgnhhzrfrrue
https://discord.gg/2tqqBMW


not even a rhyme, what is this?

oh my god
we must play facade

cat paw toes i love cat paw toes
cat paw toes every-day cat paw toes
if you wanna know about my cat paw toes
you can hear about it on the radio!
i got cat paw toes i love cat paw toes


pawprints all around
puppets on the ground
then you hear that sound

they will take you down
to the rain you've found
cant you see around

the rains pouring under
now youve got nowhere to go

but when you see water
arisen above  -  you must know

we live in a world
full of WONDERS and HORRORS
and wonderful things yeah we LIVE in a world
full of darkness and light
as we live we must dieyeah we LIVE in a world