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- “Okay,” he said at last. “Here’s what I’m going to do. We have a
- Scope on a satellite TV bird with a footprint in Ireland.”
- “I see,” muttered Root—which was basically a lie.
- “I’m going to e-mail last week’s sweep direct to your visor. Luckily
- there’s a video card in all the new helmets.”
- “Luckily.”
- “The tricky bit will be to coordinate your flight pattern with the video
- feed. . . .”
- Root had had enough. “How long, Foaly?”
- “Ahm . . . Two minutes, give or take.”
- “Give or take what?”
- “About ten years if my calculations are off.”
- “They’d better not be off then. I’ll hover until we know.”
- One hundred and twenty-four seconds later, Root’s black-and-white
- blueprints faded out, to be replaced by full-color daylight imaging. When
- Root moved, it moved, and Holly’s locator beacon dot moved too.
- “Impressive,” said Root.
- “What was that, Commander?”
- “I said impressive,” shouted Root. “No need to get a swelled head.”
- The commander heard the sound of a roomful of laughter, and
- realized that Foaly had him on the speakers. Everyone had heard him
- complimenting the centaur’s work. There’d be no talking to him for at
- least a month. But it was worth it. The video he was receiving now was
- bang up to date. If Captain Short was being held in a building, the
- computer would be able to give him D blueprints instantaneously. It was
- foolproof. Except . . .
- “Foaly, the beacon’s gone off shore. What’s going on?”
- “Boat or ship, sir, I’d say at a guess.”
- Root cursed himself for not thinking of it. They’d be having a big
- laugh in the situation room. Of course it was a ship. Root dropped down a
- few hundred feet until its shadowy outline loomed through the mist. A
- whaler by the looks of it. Technology may have changed over the
- centuries, but there was still nothing like a harpoon to slaughter the
- world’s largest mammal.
- “Captain Short is in there somewhere, Foaly. Below decks. What can
- you give me?”
- ...
- “I brought you here for a demonstration.”
- The commander leaned over the open container. Inside, in snug foam
- packing, were a flat vacuum-packed package and a triple-band VHF
- transmitter. Resting on top was Holly’s locator. Root groaned. Holly
- wouldn’t willingly give up her equipment; no LEP officer would.
- “What sort of demonstration, you demented freak?”
- Again that cold chuckle.
- “A demonstration of my utter commitment to my goals.”
- Root should have started to worry about his own health then, but he
- was too busy worrying about Holly’s.
- “If you’ve harmed one tip of my officer’s pointy ears ...”
- “Your officer? Oh, we have management. How privileged. All the
- better to make my point.”
- Alarm bells went off in Root’s head.
- “Your point?”
- The voice emanating from the aluminium speaker grid was as serious
- as a nuclear winter.
- “My point, little fairy man, is that I am not someone to be trifled
- with. Now, if you would please observe the package.”
- The commander duly observed. It was a nondescript enough shape.
- Flat, like a slab of putty, or . . . Oh no.
- Beneath the sealant, a red light flicked on.
- “Fly, little fairy,” said the voice. “And tell your friends Artemis Fowl
- the Second says hello.”
- Beside the red light, green symbols began to click through a routine.
- Root recognized them from his human studies class back in the Academy.
- They were . . . numbers. Going backward. A countdown!
- “D’Arvit!” growled Root. (There is no point translating that word, as
- it would have to be censored.)
- He turned and fled up the corridor, Artemis Fowl’s mocking tones
- carrying down the metal funnel.
- “Three,” said the human. “Two . . .”
- “D’Arvit,” repeated Root.
- The corridor seemed much longer, now. A sliver of starry sky peeked
- through a wedge of open door. Root activated his wings—this would take
- some fancy flying. The Hummingbird’s span was barely narrower than the
- ship’s corridor.
- “One.”
- Sparks flew as the electronic wings scraped a protruding pipe. Root
- cartwheeled, righting himself at Mach one.
- “Zero . . .” said the voice. “Boom!”
- Inside the vacuum-packed package, a detonator sparked, igniting a
- kilogram of pure Semtex. The whitehot reaction devoured the surrounding
- oxygen in a nanosecond and surged down the path of least resistance,
- which was, of course, immediately after LEP Commander Root.
- Root dropped his visor, opening the throttle to maximum. The door
- was just a few feet away now. It was just a matter of what reached it first
- —the fairy or the fireball.
- He made it. Barely. He could feel the explosion rattling his torso as
- he threw himself into a reverse loop. Flames latched on to his jumpsuit,
- licking along his legs. Root continued his maneuver, crashing directly into
- the icy water. He broke the surface swearing.
- Above him, the whaler had been totally consumed by noxious flames.
- “Commander,” came a voice in his earpiece. It was Foaly. He was
- back in range.
- “Commander. What’s your status?”
- Root lifted free of the water’s grip.
- “My status, Foaly, is extremely annoyed. Get on your computers. I
- want to know everything there is to know about one Artemis Fowl, and I
- want to know it before I get back to base.”
- “Yessir, Commander. Right away.”
- No wisecrack. Even Foaly realized that this was not the time.
- Root hovered at three hundred yards. Below him the blazing whaler
- drew emergency vehicles like moths to a light. He dusted charred threads
- from his elbows. There will be a reckoning for this Artemis Fowl, he
- vowed. Count on it.
- - Artemis Fowl, Chapter 5
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