public String saying(){
		ArrayList<String> s = new ArrayList<String>();
		s.add("make like a tree and leaf!");
		s.add("make like a shepherd and get the flock outta here!");
		s.add("make like a banana and split!");
		s.add("make like a missile and cruise!");
		s.add("make like a fetus and head out!");
		s.add("make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here!");
		s.add("make like a drummer and beat it!");
		s.add("make like a bee and buzz off!");
		s.add("make like diarrhea and run");
		s.add("make like a tire and hit the road");
		s.add("make like a terrorist and blow this place!");
		s.add("make like a Bakery truck and Move your buns!");
		s.add("make like a banana and split!");
		s.add("make like the Red Sea and split!");
		s.add("make like a tomato and Ketch-up!");
		s.add("make like lightning and bolt!");
		s.add("make like a Nut and Bolt!");
		s.add("make like Michael Jackson and \"Beat it!\"");
		s.add("make like Tom and Cruise!");
		s.add("make like a jacket and zip!");
		s.add("make like Levi's and fade away!");
		s.add("make like a bowel, and move!");
		s.add("make like a botanist and leaf!");
		s.add("make like a dog and flea!");
		s.add("make like Houdini and disappear!");
		s.add("make like a football and kickoff!");
		s.add("make like an airplane and take off!");
		s.add("make like a hat and go on ahead!");
		s.add("make like an atom and split!");
		s.add("make like The Exorcist and get the hell outta here!");
		s.add("make like rain and get the hail out of here!");

		return s.get((int) (Math.random()*s.size()));
	}