Riddle Easter

var david="david";
var m="m";
var piano="piano";
var fire="fire";
var egg="egg";

var pinata="pinata";
var mom="mom";
var og="og";
var cleetus="cleetus";

var d="1";
var e="2";
var f="3";
var g="4";
var h="5";

aa!="null"?("Please only fill the first two fields of the !riddle command"):

a==c?("Please choose a number between 1-5 all riddles are one word answers with no capitals. (Ex.”!riddle 1” would result in riddle number 1 showing. Ex.”!riddle 1 cabbage” if correct would result in “Correct!!!”)"):

a+b==d+c?("David’s father has three sons Snap and Crackle. What is the third sons name?"):
a+b==d+david?("Correct!!!"):

a+b==e+c?("What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?"):
a+b==e+m?("Correct!!!"):

a+b==f+c?("What has many keys but can’t open a single door?"):
a+b==f+piano?("Correct!!!"):

a+b==g+c?("I am not alive, but I grow. I don’t have lungs, but I need air. I don’t have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?"):
a+b==g+fire?("Correct!!!"):

a+b==h+c?("What is more useful when it is broken?"):
a+b==h+egg?("Correct!!!"):

a+b==pinata+mom?"Pinata lies to his mom about the amount of viewers he has so he won’t get kicked out. It is a very sad existence but luckily you get to watch it live!!!":
a+b==og+cleetus?"He tries to pk. (He isn’t very good at it.)":

a=="1"||a=="2"||a=="3"||a=="4"||a=="5"?"Sorry the answer to question "+a+" is not "+b+". Please guess again.":

"Sorry question “"+a+"” does not exist please choose a number 1-5."