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Magic: The Gathering: Rals Return
 by Flareth




Summary:
I suck at writing summaries. Bsides the 'fic isn't that long!

Ral was sitting behind his desk. He felt the tears well up in his eyes . After their last adventure, Ral found out just exactly how cruel people could be. How nasty and inconsiderate real humans actually were. Ral stared at a picture of a polar bear. A magnificent beast who would not hesitate to kill him but at least it would be quick. Not a overlong conspiracy of many years, just to be unleashed on him when he was at his weakest and darkest moment. When he needed his friends the most.

But there had been one tiny ray of light in this whole . Ral remembered fondly the day he discovered it. It was a tuesday morning he rememberanced. The memories surfaced before his mind's eye and took the most wonderful shapes. Before Ral well knew it, a single tear welled up in his eyes and trickled down his cheek.
Because even when all his 'friends' betrayed him, there was one consistant factor in his life: Bolas.

And Ral knew that the rising aspirations between them could never become true, the feelings Ral had for Bolas were the only thing in this world that still felt true to him. No lies, just that single, pure sense and feeling for Bolas.

Alas, Ral thought to himself hopelessly. Why must they battle? Why must Ral be destined to destroy Bolas? Can he ever tell Bolas how much Bolas means to Ral?

If only he could. Then all his pain would be over. No more betrayal. No more suffering under the laughter from Chandra (who told him she loved him, only to stab him right inti the heart at valentines day!). No, only Bolas and Ral's true feelings for Him.

A/N Lol this has all been so depressive lol! My next bit will be less dark!

Everyone who looked could see there was a undeniably, ravenous animal attraction between Bolas and Chandra.
No one could deny it.
No one except Chandra and Bolas, that is.

They seemed blissfully unaware of their attraction to each-other. Unaware of their boundless uncontrollable lust.
Every time they met they didn't show it, but everyone knew. Everyone knew what was really going on between them.

A war of lust.

And everyone knew that it was a unsuitable situation. No one wanted to be dragged into that war.
Something had to be done.

I was introduced at the others at the base. There was of course beautiful Chandra and snarkly Jace. Smart and clever Nissa and... and Gideon.

I too had heard of Gideon and had always been a little insecure about my feelings for him
But here he stood before me, stretching and gesturing at drawings on the wall. It looked so manly, so envigorating and virilus.

And when he spoke, he sounded so... I swooned right in front of him.

"We should defeat Bolas," Gideon said.
"I agree," said Ral, "but I'm not sure."
"We can use your new friend," said Gideon. "Bolas doesn't know Ruby. So that should do. We can infiltrate the base like that.
"But Ruby is still very inexperienced," said Ral, "And I worry about her."
"Don't worry," said Gideon, "I know Ruby can take it on. Trust me on that" And he gave me a wink.

In the corners of my eyes I saw Ral stairing first at me, and then at him. And then in a huff, he walked away.

I walked after Ral and said: "What's wrong?"
"Nutting" Ral said but I didn't believe him.
"No seriously, you can tell me, I'm really good at picking up on these things."
"You're right, you're really good at picking up on those things," said Ral and sighed. He then said: "You know my past, right?"
I thought to myself, yes, yes I do. I heard of everything about you. And I said: "yes."
"Well, it... it... makes it hard for me to make connections with people." Ral said. A single tear rolled down his cheek. It made it look even more pretty than it already was.
"And I feared,' Ral said, 'that when I saw you talk and awke at Gideon like that, that you may... you may no longer find me that interesting?"
"But I do!"
'And without you, I don't know if the world is still worth saving," Ral said with a sniffle, "how can I defeat Bolas if you won't be with me?"
"Well, uh, I didn't think you'd like me that much," I said blushing.

But then, then Ral leaned forward and kissed me. And I no longer knew what to do. Can I be in love with both? Why must I choose?
In the middle of all this, finally,Gideon could stand it no longer.
He found Bolas, and pulled them to one side

"Thats it! its ruining the team. Its clear you cant function while Chandra is around!"
"What no! I am fine."
"No. Its very clear. You need to do the Bedroom rodeo with them"
Everyone else in the room nodded at this.
"But doing the bedroom rodeo with Chandra...isn't that..umm...wrong?"
"Oh, sure, its wrong. Very very wrong.
But just because somethings wrong doesn't mean it shouldn't happen does it?"
"No, I suppose not"
Bolas wondered off thinking of the bedroom rodeo....how will  introduce the idea to Chandra? and would they accept it?
Bolas finally found a moment to pull Chandra away from the others, to have a private moment.
"Bolas we have to do it"
"I know, my team told me as well. Apparently our feelings are causing problems for everyone else."
"So we are agreed? We finally let our feelings out of their cages of repression they have been caged in all this time?"
"Yes. For the team"
"No...for us"
Bolas leapt on Chandra at that moment.The raging tapirs they kept locked up finally unleashed.
Bolas and Chandra quickly became a ball of body-parts. Legs, noses and foots all tangled together. Bolas didn't know what bit to focus on, so grabbed a spare Trauser Trout and dived in.
"More! More! More!" whispered Chandra to Bolas.
Their love making was like a sunrise of penis's. Its like they were everywhere - inescapable (not that either of them wanted to escape them).
Things got...messy...from that point on.



Nearby the others occasionally heard screams. But politely ignored it.
This had been coming far too long to ruin it now - and this team bonding was very much needed.
So they defeated Bolas and everyone was satisfied!

Bolas: what do you mean, it's not over yet?! I'm invincible!
Ral: No No, back into your casket!
Bolas: Grrrr. You will never get me in my box. I am too large and too sexy!
Author: Ohh no, it looks like the characters still want a story!
Ral: of course we do! Or cake. I love cake!
Bolas: Well I'm gonna steal your cake!
Ral: Noooo! Whats going to be my dinner now!?
Bolas: mhuahahaha, life isn't worht living without caaaaaaaaake, so just die already will you?!
Ral: OK, Ur right, life isn't worth living without the awesomeness of cake. Farewell bitter world of cakelessness!
Jace: chotto mate-ah!
Bolas: huh ;^_^;
Chandra: domo desu-ka @_@?
Ral: Caaaaaake, need cake. Like brains, but cake!
Jace: well, I want you, how about that?
Jace winked at Ral, but wasn't into that sort of shit.
But Chandra was all hot 'n that, Ral thought. So
Left the fanfic and looked for a nice bed to crawl into together and maybe more Ral: Oh definitely more, I'm going to rip your clothes off and plunge my cock into you over and over again until you explode in pleasure and swet.

Author: well, looks like they'll be busy for a little while. Cake?.
Bolas: Nooo the cake is a lie. Gimme it!

The end