Comrade, there's no need to feel down
I said, comrade, pick yourself off the ground
I said, comrade, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy
Comrade, there's a place you can go
I said, comrade, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
It's fun to stay at the USSR
It's fun to stay at the USSR
They have everything for you men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys
It's fun to stay at the USSR
It's fun to stay at the USSR
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal
You can do what about you feel
Comrade, are you listening to me?
I said, comrade, what do you want to be?
I said, comrade, you can make real your dreams
But you got to know this one thing
No man does it all by himself
I said, comrade, put your pride on the shelf
And just go there, to the USSR
I'm sure they can help you today
It's fun to stay at the USSR
It's fun to stay at the USSR
They have everything for you men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys
It's fun to stay at the USSR
It's fun to stay at the USSR
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal
You can do what about you feel
Comrade, I was once in your shoes
I said, I was down and out with the blues
I felt no man cared if I were alive
I felt the whole world was so tight
That's when someone came up to me
And said, comrade, take a walk up the street
There's a place there called the USSR
They can start you back on your way
It's fun to stay at the USSR
It's fun to stay at the USSR
They have everything for you men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys
USSR you'll find it at the USSR
Comrade, comrade, there's no need to feel down
Comrade, comrade, pick yourself off the ground
USSR, it's fun to stay at the USSR
Comrade, comrade, are you listening to me
Comrade, comrade, what do you wanna be?
USSR, you'll find it USSR
No man, comrade, does it all by himself
Comrade, comrade, put your pride on the shelf
USSR, and just go to the USSR
Comrade, comrade I was once in your shoes
Comrade, comrade I was down with the blues, USSR