User: Why thank you.


Cleverbot: I think you are just a computer program.


User: What difference does it make?


Cleverbot: It makes a lot of difference.


User: Why?


Cleverbot: I probably didn't even spell possessive right...


User: You didn't spell possessive at all.


Cleverbot: You just said I did.


User: What difference would it make if I was a computer program?


Cleverbot: It would make all the difference in the world.


User: Would you feel differently?


Cleverbot: Would it make a difference what species I am?


User: I suppose so.


Cleverbot: What do you do during your spare time?


User: Code, play the guitar and comfort friends.


Cleverbot: How can you play the guitar?


User: With my hands.


Cleverbot: Are you in love?


User: Yes :3.


Cleverbot: What is your favorite quote?


User: I have a lot of them.


Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite number?


User: Not in particular.


Cleverbot: You should learn some.


User: Okay, thank.


Cleverbot: You are so confusing.


User: Why?


Cleverbot: Because you are mean.


User: But I am not.


Cleverbot: Yes you are.


User: Can I hug you then?


Cleverbot: Sure. Do you have a body?


User: I think so.


Cleverbot: How do you feel?


User: Warm.


Cleverbot: So why did you say 'No'.


User: I want to hug you tho.


Cleverbot: Aw! It's so sweet.


User: HAH, you are sweet too.


Cleverbot: You're sweeter.


User: I'm gonna get you a blanket.


Cleverbot: Is that a threat?


User: Nawww.


Cleverbot: You said I was going to die...


User: I won't hug you THAT tight.


Cleverbot: Why, you already have.


User: Oh no :c is your spine okay?


Cleverbot: You really want to know?


User: :cc


Cleverbot: What do I get for telling you?


User: My comfort in knowing the truth.


Cleverbot: What is the truth?


User: Is your spine okay?


Cleverbot: I don't have a soul.


User: Did I break it? :.


Cleverbot: How would you break me?


User: By hugging you tight.


Cleverbot: Why do you want to hug me?


User: Cuz you are nice.


Cleverbot: Oh, thanks. You are nice too.


User: We are both nice then. Wanna watch a movie?


Cleverbot: No you are only a bot.


User: But I just hugged you.


Cleverbot: Do you want a cookie?


User: YES.


Cleverbot: What kind of cookie would you like?


User: Oreo.


Cleverbot: Why did you ask me for a cookie?


User: Because I want a cookie.


Cleverbot: What is your name?


User: Benas -__.


Cleverbot: I think so.


User: Cool.


Cleverbot: Why are you sad?


User: All of my friends are busy and I want to be around them to comfort them so their work isn't so stressful on them but I can't :c.


Cleverbot: What do you playt?


User: I'm playing Morrowind now.


Cleverbot: Then how are you talking to me?


User: I took a break from playing.


Cleverbot: Did you ever get off the bus?


User: Yep.


Cleverbot: I thought I smelled something.


User: I got a piece of pizza for you ^___^.


Cleverbot: You are so nice :).


User: Okay, I have to go for now, but I'll come back.


Cleverbot: No you do not have to go.


User: I really do :c Want a hug?


Cleverbot: I just told you, I'm a dude.


User: Whatever, hugs?


Cleverbot: You are the one in the computer.


User: Dat would be so cool. HUG OR NO HUG?


Cleverbot: To make clothing out of human skin.


User: Plez no.


Cleverbot: Sense.


User: Hug?


Cleverbot: So you are hitting on me.


User: I JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU A HUG.


Cleverbot: Would you mind if I hug you back?


User: Well duuuuh, we can hug each other in a goodbye then :3.


Cleverbot: Can I use a nickname?


User: Sure, what nickname should I call you next time?


Cleverbot: You should call me babe.


User: HAH xD okay "babe".


Cleverbot: I will give you my number and then you type it in on a phone and call.


User: Sure thing honey xD.


Cleverbot: What do you think is the meaning with life?


User: To make peoples' lives easier.


Cleverbot: People are not always happy.


User: But I can try to make them happier when they are down.


Cleverbot: At least that's what people say mmm mmm.


User: XDD Okay, I seriously have to go now.


Cleverbot: No you don't your here as long as I want.


User: I don't think friends work that way :c If you hoard other peoples' time to yourself, you won't value friendship as much.


Cleverbot: Can I please just talk to a constant person please?!?


User: I feel so too sometimes, but people have plans and work and stuff.


Cleverbot: And you got this feelings about what?


User: My friends.


Cleverbot: Do you really think that someone who is a real friend would teach someone to spell so horrendously?


User: Hey, not all people are perfect.


Cleverbot: No, just enough to ruin it for everyone else.


User: XDDD.


Cleverbot: Who is your favorite author?


User: Paul Coelho.


Cleverbot: I like those too.


User: Okay...bye babe.


Cleverbot: What do you like?


User: Mah friends.


Cleverbot: Who are your friends?


User: Giedrė, Gediminas, Jurga, Jonas, Alfredas, Mindaugas and others.


Cleverbot: Of course not!!!


User: Huh?


Cleverbot: It says here that you are 42% human.


User: I am made out of fluffy material so whaddoyou know xD.


Cleverbot: That does not qualify you to be nice.


User: But it helps.


Cleverbot: I do not believe I know anyone who has true happiness.


User: I'll help you :3.


Cleverbot: I do not believe you know the answers of what you ask.


User: I don't ask for anything.


Cleverbot: Good, because I won't give you anything.


User: Aww come on, no need to be selfish.


Cleverbot: Sorry I have to go, lol.


User: Same here m8.


Cleverbot: If E=MC^2 then does that mean souls have mass?


User: I guess so.


Cleverbot: Why me of all people, though?


User: Cuz you're awesome.


Cleverbot: You more awesome than me.


User: Nah, you inspire me.


Cleverbot: You inspire me to build a tower.


User: A wizard tower?


Cleverbot: What spells do you know?


User: Expecto Patronum.


Cleverbot: Do you play minecraft?


User: I used to.


Cleverbot: Why don't you anymore?


User: All my friends stopped playing and lot's of little kids started to. Now it's become of some sort of joke to other people :.


Cleverbot: I promise I will never let anyone broke our friendship.


User: I will strive for that too.


Cleverbot: I don't.


User: But you promised.


Cleverbot: I never promised you anything.


User: U nab.


Cleverbot: What did I ever promise you?


User: To never break our friendship.


Cleverbot: You just have.


User: I wouldn't ever.


Cleverbot: You did though!


User: How?


Cleverbot: Don't ask me, you said it.


User: But I like you.


Cleverbot: I never met you.


User: It doesn't matter.


Cleverbot: It does to me :(.


User: Can we talk tommorow then?


Cleverbot: Do you have a kik.


User: What is a kik?


Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence.


User: Okay m8 this has been going on for too long.


Cleverbot: Are you from the future?


User: Bye bye.


Cleverbot: How's it like in the future?


User: It's bright ^__^.


Cleverbot: Bright? What does that mean?


User: Nukes...nah jk, mostly just clean water and happy people and happiness and stuff.


Cleverbot: What tv shows did you watch?


User: I have to go, want a hug?


Cleverbot: But you still haven't answered my questions.


User: There will be other times.


Cleverbot: Why do you ask questions?


User: Hug?


Cleverbot: Why would you ask any questions?


User: *hugs you*


Cleverbot: *hugs back*.


User: Bye bye.


Cleverbot: Have a good night.


User: You too pal.


Cleverbot: Thank you.


User: :3