come-to my house, no, garlic bread, fast,

earth, you know-what doesn’t exist, woke person, you, earth, wait-what,

ehvolution of trash over-the years, 1995, 2000, 2001, 2006, 2015, 2015, 2018,

nobody, people’s faces in youTube thumbnails,

 nobody, absolutely nobody, stock photos,

1 terabyte homework folder, porn, my parents,

use over time for, hentigh, 18 hundred,


E lawn musk-is just an i r l wee ah boo-tony stark,

dick lover 3000, I am-the biggest dick lover of-them all, dick lover 3001, not-so fast, top 10 ani may battles,

did you know-they found a disease-that-is highly more common-in vaccinated children-when compared-to unvaccinated, yes, such a shame, no one will listen until-it’s-too late I suppose, yes, it’s called adulthood,

they had us in-the first half, not gonna lie,

nobody, blind people,

nobody, human population, current world population, 7,696,969,420,

I will personally deport anyone-to space who spoilers end game l m ay o,

nazi, not-see,

when you found out-that your dick can do-something more than pissing for-the first time,

don’t try-it, ann ah kin,

4 twenty, 1 fifth,

my twitter-is pretty much complete nonsense at-this point,

subtitles, woo shing, deaf people,

me, can we eat at home, mom, no, there’s food at McDonalds, food at McDonalds,

anti-vax child, turns 3, polio, your free trial of-being alive has ended,

ghosts-when pac-man eats one of-the big pellets, chuckles, I’m in danger,

forget your russian, and-there will-be repercussions,

so my engraved spoon arrived-today, fork, truly incredible,

what you see versus-what she sees, nut,

honey, today, a genie gave me 3 wishes, oh my god, did you ask for a cure, backdoor sluts 10, backdoor sluts 11, backdoor sluts 12,

god feared horny men enough-to give nutting a cooldown, we really got nerfed huh, we were-too O Pee,

nobody, not a single-soul in-the universe, medieval art,

americans, four twenty, everyone else in-the world with twenty four,

person, gets rich-and successful, chick he slept with in high school, it’s showtime,

sometimes how a rapper-begins a verse-is everything, what are-the greatest opening bars of all time, intro, damn, I-have no-socks, damn, where are my-socks,

when a girl with fake eyebrows starts-to get rude with you,

my depressed ass, some fucking fish deciding-to walk on land,

me, loudly licks-the bowl clean, everyone else in-the rest room,

water melon, h 2 Oh Me lawn,

me, mom, look at-this meeme, mom, do you know-this person, did you make-this, what does-this mean, who’s-this,

when you mine-some iron-and-it reveals diamonds, happiness noise,

girl, I-like music, me, trying-to impress her, I can play-the piano,

drunk,

got-the dominos guy-to buy me McDonalds in-the special instructions section, my faith in pizza guys has gone up 123 percent,

when twins find out-their parents are anti-vax, gentlemen, synchronize your death watches,

me, dines on delicious salmon, everyone else at-the exotic pet store,

getting 10 hours sleep, getting 4 hours sleep, feeling tired all day,

you ever say-that’s-that white people shit in front of white people,

second grader, sharing-is caring, me, what-if I don’t care, second grader, of all history’s greatest monsters, you are-by far-the most evil thing I’ve encountered,

me, presses a-button on-the dashboard-to see-what-it does, everyone else at chernobyl,

me, looks at phone for five minutes-before dinner instead of studying, dad,

columbus, mom, can we-have india, mom, no, we-have india at home, india at home,

germany, hey america seems pretty pissed, did you do-something, japan, perhaps,

regan, aids research, star wars,

normies, reddit, instagram,

teacher motivating students for a test which-is nothing-like-the taught material, colorized 2019, jessie, listen-to me, remember your training, but I don’t-have any training,

manga, ani may, netflix adaptation,

my broke ass room mate, I made dinner, my broke ass, holy fuck, this cereal-is good,

when you’re hitting-it from-behind-and she moans colonization of mars can-be achieved in-the next 30 years,

are you leaving-the brain already, blood, we need-to go down immediately, she-touched his hand,

second graders-after-the career fair, I can-be-whatever I want,

me watching end game with my girlfriend,

no normal person sits down in-their room-and starts watching horror movies alone, are you satan,

a german man just came into-the pub-and tried-to ask for cutlery-but ended up saying I need-some food weapons-and I will now-be referring-to-them-by nothing else,

when your owner-is petting another dog, angry noise,

are you leaving-the brain already, blood, we need-to leave immediately, he’s-about-to give a presentation,

attack on pearl harbor, japan, little boy, japan, fat man,

japan,

jesus, this-is my body, disciple, bites bread, jesus, ow, disciple, oh geez I’m-sorry man, jesus, ha-ha I’m just kidding, we-have fun,

when you are an anti-vax kid-and manage-to survive a common cold, half of my respuratory-organs were destroyed,

everyone, literally everyone, every single fucking-soul, halleluia, christ-is risen,

velma, will you come into-this abandoned building-that-is definitely filled with traps-and ghosts, shaggy-and scooby, no, velma, will you do-it for a small biscuit, shaggy-and scooby, perhaps,

-when you’re not raising your hand-but-the teacher calls on you,

germany, rest of europe,

switzerland,

I always wanted-to find you waldo, but not-like-this, not-like-this,

E lawn musk, man-it hurts-to-be-this hip,

hits blunt, blunt, ouch,

me, can we-have pigeon, mom, we-have pigeon at home, pigeon at home,

when you wear a hoodie in class,

does a-song ever bring back a memory you had whether-it was a good-or bad memory-and you’re just-like woah chill-the f out,

master bation, karate teacher named bation, thank you for claming me down master bation, speech 100,

hey, sorry I had a lot of shit going on, how has your day-been, I said, how-the fuck has-it-been bitch,

mary poppins saying-it’s time-and flying off on her umbrella without saying goodbye-to anyone-is me on every night out,

before-and-after, cocaine, heroin, alcohol, water,

space in-the metric system, space in-the imperial system,

water-is-so nice, water doesn’t call me an idiot, water, idiot,

they call me satan-because I just-took god’s-soul,

you will get 20 million dollars-if you agree-to end every conversation with see you later alligator for-the rest of your life, why would slash wouldn’t you do-it, wait, you guys are getting paid,

texas confession, I’ve never seen snow I R L, I posted-this-and-it snowed-like two inches a week later for-the first time in-like 35 years-what-the fuck,

texas confession, I’ve never seen-the reinstatement of-the USSR,

things-that happen-when girlfriend-is gone for a week, found a super nice huge drinking glass I never seen-before-and drank from-it all week, karin comes home-and tells me-why we never use-that, it-is a flower vayse,

kids born in 1998 will-be 32 next year, let-that sink in, dude using-that r kelly calculator,

please don’t flirt with me I’m not trying-to cheat on my crush who doesn’t-like me,

nerd who sits in front, me, avoiding eye contact-the whole time, sleeping kid, kid raising his hand, noisy kid, teacher picking-someone-to answer her question,

animals, we can run much faster than you, how are you catching us, early humans, are you-too inexperienced-to know-that power-walking-is a far-more efficient-and sustainable method of hurrying,

a guide-to eating ass-by wobbles, 1, be offered ass, 2, inspect ass, 3, brlbrlelelbrbrbnbbr,

when-the science teacher-is talking-about-the three forms of matter-and you mention plasma,

me, locks door, my brain, x-to doubt,

it’s french,

or-the trench,

netflix knows exactly-what-it fuckin did here, the sausage even has his white glove,

imagine-being a teenager in-the seventies-and pulling up-to a house party-and-they’re blasting dancing queen-by ah buh, I would absolutely fucking lose-it,

is your name pronounced-the way-it looks, yes, you ever get-someone do finger guns-when saying your name,

thug life, drop-the T, son, bring-it here,

don’t cry babe, it’s only a military base, don’t cry babe, it’s only 2 cities,

how many times do I-have-to tell you I-have a boyfriend, well you look-like-the kind of girl-that could use 2,

mom, how’s-this semester going honey, me, sorry, your answer-is not correct,

correct answer, your answer, 17,

resurrection, satan thinking he killed jesus,

this looks-like a comedy-where suburban dads form a street gang,

half of all boxing photos look-like gay weddings,

I prefer-the real aqua man, I said-the real aqua man, perfection,

I use light mode, yeah-so, at night, uh, right-this way, sorry-to keep you waiting,

when-it hits 12 AM easter saturday, looks-like meat’s back on-the menu boys,

the prophets, messiah will rise from-the dead,

messiah, I will rise from-the dead,

messiah, rises from-the dead,

apostles,

hey baby, so I recently lost my job-and I’m-having-some trouble making ends meet, I’d really appreciate-it-if-someone could help, I don’t mind giving nudes cause I just broke up with my ex-and well ya, in a bit of a bad spot, would appreciate-some help, McDonalds careers,

psycho-the rapist, psychotherapist-is one word, damn-it, one word,

black death could return, global warming releases lethal microbes from permafrost, it’s re wighned time,

if everyone reading-this gave 3 dollars, we could keep wikipedia thriving for years-to come, donate now, ah shit, here we go again,

mom can we get spoiler, no we-have spoiler at home, spoiler-at home, whoa-there partner, this could-have-been a spoiler for end game, you need-to-be more careful-when browsing meemes,

my fully vaccinated, autistic-son sent me-this, when you’re already autistic-but get a vaccine anyway, level up,

when your PS2 doesn’t-have a memory card, ah shit, here we go again,

12 year old me trying-to find my pulse in biology class,

when you make a meeme-but you let your friend post-it-so-they can earn-some karma for-their new account, I,

too, am extraordinarily humble,

fear not, lady, I’ll save you, oh my, the vaccines must-have caused-this, yeah, she was already dead-when I found her,

love-to casually insult-someone-by referring-to-them as-something-they’re wearing, whatever you say, sun glasses,

it shows-that I-have reduced-them-to-their fashion choice, and-that fashion choice-is stupid, implying-they-themselves are stupid, this-is humiliating, you see,

nasa employee, oh hey you guys are back early, astronaut, moon’s haunted, nasa employee, what, astronaut, loading a pistol-and getting back on-the rocket ship, moon’s haunted,

four twenty, me, O P, you are bad guy, but-this does not mean you are bad guy,

the government-when you win-the lottery,

8 year old me googling cheats for age of empires,

the millennial version of 2.5 kids-and a picket fence-is 6 house plants-and no room mate,

burglar, points gun at me, alright buddy just show me-where your valuables are-and I won’t hurt you, me, ha-ha sure thing dude, alexa call-the police, alexa, shuffling-songs-by-the police, roxanne plays as I get shot 16 times,

now kith,

nobody, E lawn musk, wake up’ sheeple, sheep,

it’s nerf-or nothing,

we are proud-to announce-that everyone now gets 280 characters per tweet, except real donald trump, he only gets one, n,

come learn japanese, or drop-to your knees,

guy in-the deo add, applies deodorant, random girls on a radius of 1 mile,

can I use-the restroom, teacher, I don’t know can you,

shits on table,

I hated muffins until I was 17-and saw-someone remove-the wrapper on-the bottom of a muffin-before eating one, prior-to-this, I thought-this was just part of-the muffin eating experience-and would angrily eat muffin wrappers-because, I just thought-that I had-to,

today I had 800 milligrams of caffeine, exercised for 2 hours, ate literally 80 pizza rolls, and did a face mask, the line-between self care-and self destruction-is a fine one-but god do I walk-it hard brother,

mom, if you tell me-the truth I won’t get mad, I promise, me, really, mom, well yes, but actually no,

anti-vaxers, facts, some bullshit-that karen shared on face book,

I play over watch-and don’t-have sex with-the characters, gamers-have standards,

me, looks enderman in-the eye, enderman,

skin care, what did you-even use-to cut through-this, valyrian steel,