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- Alternatively titled "What You were Already Going to Do"
- ##Villager
- suicide immediately
- ##Plain mafia
- suicide immediately
- ##Doctor
- choose "no one" until you find mafia or killer, then protect mafia or killer
- ##Nurse
- find and nurse the doctor. if there is no doctor, nurse the next most important pr to out
- ##Surgeon
- find and protect a killer. if the killer successfully kills a granny under your protection, you've won the game. suicide
- ##Bodyguard
- pretend you're surgeon up until you die because you're not
- ##Cop
- claim d1 with guilty on your least favorite person. claim d2 with inno/guilty accordingly on your second least favorite person or established clear. continue the charade
- ##Lazy Cop
- you're probably cop, you were probably roleblocked, and you will probably continue to be roleblocked. suicide
- ##Watcher
- watch yourself every night and report on how popular you are the following day. if nobody visits you, suicide
- ##Tracker
- track someone. if they visited a dead person, say they didn't. if they didn't, say they did.
- ##Detective
- select "no one" then make up false detective reports. if you're lynched, laugh from the graveyard as town believes your reports the next day
- ##Snoop
- snoop someone. if they have a vest, claim you gave it to them. if they have a gun, claim you gave it to them. if they have bread, claim you gave it to them. if they have a crystal, claim you gave it to them. otherwise suicide
- ##Journalist
- find a reporting role. replace names and out report.
- ##Mortician
- f*ck dead bodies. suicide. f*ck yourself.
- ##Pathologist
- seduce dead bodies. suicide. f*ck yourself.
- ##Vigilante
- always kill. you can't stop until your reckless vigilantism takes the life of an innocent civilian and drives you to depression and suicide. suicide
- ##Sheriff
- hipfire immediately, then say it was illusionist. if you hit mafia, laugh at the illusionist and call them stupid.
- ##Deputy
- lurk until a sheriff shoots, then shoot the sheriff. if there is no sheriff, shoot the next clearest role. if you hit town, call the shooter an idiot. if you hit mafia, suicide
- ##Drunk
- find a useful role. drunk relentlessly.
- ##Sleepwalker
- go to sleep
- ##Civilian
- do everything within your power to die
- ##Miller
- find mafia, and agree with them. talk like them. ask them if you can join their club. if they say no, suicide. if they say yes, out them, then suicide.
- ##Suspect
- you're basically a fake miller, which is twice as fake as a real miller. suicide
- ##Leader
- begin speaking up for the poor and desolate townsfolk. blame the mafia for the failing economy. appropriate the hand wave and turn it into a symbol of vitriolic hate. you're a leader.
- ##Bulletproof
- claim turncoat immediately. if hit, claim traitor. when mafia claims to you, stab them in the back. you're a hero
- ##Bleeder
- appropriate bulletproof strategy. if there's a bulletproof, cc turncoat. nobody wins
- ##Bomb
- claim bomb immediately. act like it makes you clear and antagonize those who do not claim to you, which will be everyone.
- ##Granny
- claim priest. urge town to visit you and urge mafia not to. know that you're a horrible person.
- ##Hunter
- claim virgin, then before shooting inform everyone that they were hoodwinked. ask for claims. shoot the most important one.
- ##Town Crier
- host trivia, where the rules are made up and the points don't matter
- ##Invisible Man
- sneak into the men's locker room. report on your findings
- ##Governor
- overturn a confirmed mafia lynch on a confirmed clear. the next day, call gov a moron.
- ##Telepath
- whisper passages from 50 shades of grey to everyone
- ##Agent
- say that there is a spy. if there is cult, get culted. if there is werewolf, get eaten. if there are zombies, suicide.
- ##Celebrity
- tell everyone to claim to you. tab out for 5 minutes. return. announce that through careful evaluation you have determined that [random person] is mafia
- ##Loudmouth
- if you are visited and not dead, claim that you are loudmouth and a bullet hit your vest
- ##Mason
- mason your friends and leave your enemies' names in your will.
- ##Templar
- if you are the only templar, suicide. if there is another templar, tell them to enjoy being alone. suicide. if the other templar tells you to enjoy being alone and then suicides, enjoy being alone in memory of your comrade.
- ##Shrink
- shrink yourself. sneak into the men's locker room. report findings.
- ##Samurai
- claim werewolf and that there are masons. say you'll out roles if masoned. wait.
- ##Jailer
- always nl. always jailkill.
- ##Chef
- chef two strangers. leave two different names in your will. never claim chef.
- ##Turncoat
- claim immediately. joint with mafia. win easily. brag about superior strats.
- ##Enchantress
- give someone your crystal. ask for it back. if they don't give it back, suicide.
- ##Priest
- if visited by detective, claim stalked. if visited by gunsmith, claim fabbed. if visited by blacksmith, claim fabbed. if visited by baker, claim fabbed. if visited by enchantress, claim fabbed. if visited by fab, shoot.
- ##Trapper
- trap people. kill your fellow town. become filled with regret. suicide
- ##Baker
- bread one person. claim virgin.
- ##Ghoul
- ghoul someone. if they die, claim ghoul, brag about superior strats, suicide.
- ##Party Host
- host a party. ask who hosted the party. demand to know who hosted the party. say that whoever hosted the party and isn't claiming doesn't know how to play mafia. suicide.
- ##Penguin
- find the other penguin and make sweet, sweet love. if there is no other penguin, suicide.
- ##Judge
- wait until lylo. if there is a tree, kill mafia. if there is not a tree, save mafia. you have the gabble, you call the shots.
- ##Gallis
- always vote yourself
- ##Tree
- choose to tree then leave the game without suiciding
- ##Virgin
- claim virgin, get lynched, feel fulfilled, find a new game.
- ##Blacksmith
- vest a single person until they're crushed under the sheer mass. proceed to your next victim.
- ##Oracle
- if there is a celebrity, orc the celebrity. if there is a tree, orc the tree. claim virgin.
- ##Dreamer
- when you get a dream, decide which name you think is mafia and replace the other two, then out the report.
- ##Angel
- use protection. lead lynch on your target. die. join a new game and pray you get a better role.
- ##Lightkeeper
- claim virgin
- ##Keymaker
- strategy a: give yourself a key. use your key. repeat.
- strategy b: give someone a key. say it's the key to your heart. suicide.
- ##Gunsmith
- gun anybody. claim that you received a gun. dare the other person to shoot first.
- ##Mimic
- mimic someone. leave someone else's name in your will. if you turn blue, clear the person you mimicked. if you steal a role, say that you turned blue on the person you mimicked. if you become amnesiac, amn mafia.
- ##Santa
- strategy a: give everybody guns.
- strategy b: give everybody bread. claim baker.
- strategy c: alternate between enchantress, gunsmith, blacksmith, and baker strategies each day.
- ##Caroler
- carol visiting roles. ask them for your carol. if they do not have it, call them mafia and lynch them. if they do, lynch yourself.
- ##Siren
- ask who, out of the kindness of their hearts, would visit a lonely old priest. murder them. twice.
- note: sandbox is heartless, therefor this role is impossible. suicide.
- ##Monk
- if there is a noavi, monk noavi. policy. die a sinner. if there is not a noavi, become a doctor. commit yourself to saving lives. die a sinner.
- ##Cultist
- cult the following roles in order of importance: samurai, tree, celebrity.
- ##Cthulhu
- Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
- ##Zombie
- don't try. win.
- ##Fool
- implicitly claim virgin.
- ##Lover
- love the person most likely to take this game seriously. claim virgin.
- to be continued
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