var ENDGAME_TEXTS = [
	[
		"You could start learning",
		"a new language, start",
		"growing a garden,",
		"volunteer, or read a book.",
	],
	[
		"PangaeaPanga leaped out of",
		"Mike Foss' arms and tried",
		"to speed away, but Foss",
		"   threw him on the bed...",
	],
	[
		"I just want to tell you",
		"both good luck. We're all",
		"counting on you.",
	],
	[
		"Wow, I log on to twitch.tv",
		"to chat and watch a good",
		"streamer, and u guys fkin",
		"spam ur dumb fkin memes...",
	],
	[
		"Stiv I hope you see this",
		"message now that chat has",
		"died down. great job. I'm",
		"rooting for you always.",
	],
	[
		"at long last,Mario revived",
		"the demoness Peach and",
		"sentenced the kingdom to",
		"generations of torture.",
	],
];