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- How did we end up here?
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- This place is horrible.
- 3
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- Smells like balls.
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- We don't belong
- in this shithole.
- 5
- 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:47,566
- Shit.
- 6
- 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:52,881
- Hey, Sam.
- 7
- 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,724
- Dad, what kind of...
- Shut up!
- 8
- 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:56,410
- What kind of flowers
- did you want?
- 9
- 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:59,410
- Alchemillas. Or something
- that smells nice.
- 10
- 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:02,604
- Something soothing. It all
- smells like fucking kimchi!
- 11
- 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:05,724
- That looks nice.
- Anything but roses.
- 12
- 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:07,604
- I hate this job.
- 13
- 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:30,765
- Riggan,
- everyone's set for 1-4.
- 14
- 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:32,251
- They're ready for you.
- 15
- 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,082
- Riggan,
- they're ready for you.
- 16
- 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:10,410
- Mr. Thomson.
- Steve.
- 17
- 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,682
- It's Daniel.
- Okay.
- 18
- 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:17,443
- Oh, hey, buddy.
- How you doing?
- 19
- 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:21,082
- Pretty good. Yeah, I'd be a lot
- better if I could get, uh...
- 20
- 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:23,362
- ...Ralph to stop,
- you know, acting.
- 21
- 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:24,681
- He'll be fine.
- 22
- 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:28,003
- And he was yelling,
- "I love you,
- I love you, bitch!"
- 23
- 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:29,929
- What do you do
- with a love like that?
- 24
- 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:32,647
- That's not love
- and you know it.
- 25
- 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:33,767
- Why do you insist
- on calling it love?
- 26
- 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:36,771
- Say what you want,
- but I know what it was.
- 27
- 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:39,520
- What about you, Nick?
- Does that sound like love?
- 28
- 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:41,609
- Sorry I'm late.
- Sound like love...
- 29
- 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:43,120
- Look, I'm the wrong
- person to ask.
- 30
- 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:46,363
- I only heard the man's
- name mentioned in passing.
- 31
- 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:48,449
- I wouldn't know. You'd have
- to know the particulars.
- 32
- 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:51,126
- I think you're saying
- love is absolute.
- 33
- 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,807
- Yeah. The kind of love
- I'm talking about is...
- 34
- 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:55,530
- The kind of love
- I'm talking about,
- 35
- 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:56,886
- you don't try
- and kill people.
- 36
- 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,009
- It was love, Mel.
- To Eddie, it was.
- 37
- 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:00,730
- I don't care
- what anyone says.
- 38
- 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:01,961
- He was ready
- to die for it.
- 39
- 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,806
- Ask her what he did after
- she left him.
- 40
- 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:07,521
- He shot himself in the mouth,
- but he screwed that up, too.
- 41
- 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:08,726
- Poor Ed.
- 42
- 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,804
- Poor Ed, my ass!
- The guy was dangerous!
- 43
- 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:14,401
- How did he screw up
- shooting himself in the mouth?
- 44
- 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:17,325
- He used to carry this .22.
- We lived like fugitives then.
- 45
- 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:19,005
- Ralph, Ralph, Ralph.
- 46
- 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:20,845
- Fugitives are scared,
- you know?
- 47
- 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:24,163
- Fugitives are on the run.
- 48
- 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:26,847
- Can you give me more of that?
- You know, fear?
- 49
- 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:28,411
- Great idea.
- 50
- 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:31,003
- We lived like
- fugitives then.
- 51
- 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:33,891
- I never knew if he was going to
- come out from behind a bush,
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- or a car,
- and just start shooting.
- 53
- 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:39,083
- The man was crazy!
- He was capable of anything!
- 54
- 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,090
- Christ,
- what a nightmare.
- 55
- 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,169
- He'd call me at
- the hospital and say:
- 56
- 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:47,206
- "Son of a bitch,
- your clays are numbered!"
- 57
- 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,488
- Too much?
- It's a little bit too much.
- 58
- 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:54,040
- I can tell, because you...
- I just want to
- give you a range.
- 59
- 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:57,205
- Call 911!
- 60
- 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:58,851
- Is he breathing?
- 61
- 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:01,122
- Is blood coming
- out of his ear?
- 62
- 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:02,361
- Where are you going?
- 63
- 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:03,680
- Did someone call 911?
- 64
- 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:05,961
- Do not move him!
- Wait for an ambulance!
- 65
- 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,043
- Well, that's
- a fucking lawsuit.
- 66
- 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:10,282
- Where are you going?
- The understudy'll be here.
- 67
- 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,727
- Forget the understudy.
- Cancel the first preview.
- 68
- 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:14,883
- But it's a full house!
- We'd have to refund...
- 69
- 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:16,371
- Just do it.
- 70
- 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:18,201
- How's Ralph?
- He'll be fine.
- 71
- 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:20,130
- Wait. Will you fucking wait?
- 72
- 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,050
- Jake, it would
- have been a disaster.
- 73
- 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:23,760
- That guy's the worst actor
- I've ever seen.
- 74
- 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:26,042
- Bleeding's the most honest
- thing he's done so far.
- 75
- 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:28,322
- He's not that bad!
- 76
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- Okay, he's fucking terrible.
- 77
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- You have the press in your
- dressing room in a few hours.
- 78
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- I'll make something up.
- I'll think of something, riff.
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- Hold on.
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- That wasn't an accident.
- 81
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- What do you mean?
- 82
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- I made it happen.
- 83
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- Oh, okay.
- 84
- 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:50,571
- Are you drunk?
- 85
- 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:54,083
- Just find me an actor... a good actor.
- Woody Harrelson!
- 86
- 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:55,925
- He's doing
- the next Hunger Games.
- 87
- 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:57,321
- Um, Michael Fassbender.
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- 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,409
- He's doing the prequel
- to the X-Men prequel.
- 89
- 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,682
- How about, uh, Jeremy Renner?
- Who?
- 90
- 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:05,925
- Jeremy Renner!
- He was nominated.
- The Hurt Locker guy.
- 91
- 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:07,605
- He's an Avenger.
- 92
- 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:11,686
- Fuck! They put him in a cape, too?
- I don't care.
- 93
- 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:13,445
- Just find me someone.
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- Ralph will sue us. He will
- sue us and he has a case.
- 95
- 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:22,611
- Just make it go away.
- 96
- 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:27,602
- Look, you're my attorney. You're my
- producer. You're my best friend.
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- 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:31,202
- Now go out there and do
- what you were born to do.
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- 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:33,647
- How do you suppose I do that?
- How...
- 99
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- Next, an exclusive
- interview with Robert Downey, Jr...
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- who's busy following up his
- billion-dollar Iron Man franchise...
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- 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:46,966
- ...with the equally successful
- Avengers series.
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- 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:58,486
- That clown doesn't
- have half your talent...
- 103
- 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:02,725
- ...and he's making a fortune
- in that Tin Man get-up.
- 104
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- We were
- the real thing, Riggan.
- 105
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- We had it all.
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- We gave it away.
- 107
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- Breathing in.
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- 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:17,164
- We handed these poseurs
- the keys to the kingdom.
- 109
- 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:18,606
- Breathing out.
- 110
- 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:20,330
- You listening to me?
- 111
- 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:22,600
- Breathing in,
- I embrace my anger.
- 112
- 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,002
- Yeah, embrace it.
- 113
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- But I'm not going away.
- You know I'm right.
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- Look at that.
- 115
- 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:03,882
- These people don't know
- what you're capable of.
- 116
- 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:12,646
- Why would
- somebody go from playing
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- 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,041
- the lead in
- a comic book franchise...
- 118
- 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:19,564
- ...to adapting Raymond Carver
- for the stage?
- 119
- 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:23,084
- As you're probably aware,
- Barthes said:
- 120
- 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:27,803
- "The cultural work done in the
- past by gods and epic sagas...
- 121
- 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:31,721
- "...is now being done by laundry
- detergent commercials...
- 122
- 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:34,401
- "...and comic
- strip characters."
- 123
- 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,843
- This is a big leap
- you've taken.
- 124
- 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:40,084
- Yeah, it is.
- Absolutely. Absolutely.
- 125
- 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:42,402
- Like you said...
- 126
- 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:45,650
- ...that, uh,
- Barthes said, uh...
- 127
- 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:47,241
- Birdman, like lcarus...
- 128
- 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:50,046
- Okay, hang on.
- Who is this Barthes guy?
- 129
- 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:51,451
- Which Birdman was he in?
- 130
- 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:54,411
- Uh, Roland Barthes
- was a French philosopher,
- 131
- 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:56,687
- and if you knew anything
- about the history of...
- 132
- 00:09:56,920 --> 00:10:00,925
- Now is it true you've been injecting
- yourself with semen from baby pigs?
- 133
- 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:03,761
- I'm sorry, what? As a method
- of facial rejuvenation?
- 134
- 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:05,201
- Where did you read that?
- 135
- 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:08,444
- It was tweeted by
- @prostatewhispers.
- 136
- 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:09,921
- That's not true.
- 137
- 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,047
- I know,
- but did you do it?
- 138
- 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:12,281
- No, I didn't do it.
- 139
- 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:13,720
- Okay, I'll write
- you're denying it.
- 140
- 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:17,123
- Don't write anything.
- Why would you write anything?
- 141
- 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:20,967
- Don't write what she said.
- I didn't put any baby pig...
- 142
- 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:24,966
- Are you at all afraid that
- people will say you're doing this play...
- 143
- 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:28,124
- ...to battle the impression
- you're a washed-up superhero?
- 144
- 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:30,408
- No, absolutely not.
- That's why...
- 145
- 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:34,486
- ...twenty years ago,
- I said no to Birdman 4.
- 146
- 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:38,485
- Birdman 4?
- You do Birdman 4?!
- 147
- 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:41,167
- Thank you for coming out.
- Thank you.
- 148
- 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,163
- We're expecting
- some great pieces.
- 149
- 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:46,643
- The guys in publicity...
- 150
- 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,162
- ...want a Times feature,
- 151
- 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:51,811
- which is the worst
- idea right now.
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- 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:56,561
- What are you doing?
- 153
- 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:57,766
- I don't want to look
- at this anymore.
- 154
- 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,490
- That was a present
- from the crew.
- 155
- 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:01,040
- Don't fuck with them...
- they're union.
- 156
- 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:02,685
- I don't care.
- 157
- 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:05,402
- How'd it go?
- Good.
- 158
- 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:07,364
- They talk about Ralph?
- He did it.
- 159
- 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:08,851
- The motherfucker did it.
- 160
- 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:11,082
- Threatened to sue us.
- 161
- 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:12,845
- What'd you say?
- Me?
- 162
- 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:15,606
- I said, "Motherfucker,
- are you threatening me?
- 163
- 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:17,762
- "If I so much as get
- a letter from a lawyer...
- 164
- 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,685
- "...the press is getting
- pictures off your computer."
- 165
- 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:22,081
- What pictures?
- 166
- 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:25,364
- He has a thing
- for nuns in diapers.
- 167
- 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:29,526
- Why do you care? Point
- is, I made it go away.
- 168
- 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:31,205
- That's great.
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- 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,886
- Yeah, it's fantastic,
- except for one thing.
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- 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:35,770
- We have no actor.
- Uh-huh.
- 171
- 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:38,201
- And if we cancel the preview,
- the press will smell blood.
- 172
- 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,727
- We can't afford to
- lose any more money.
- 173
- 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,291
- What do you think
- I should do?
- 174
- 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:43,885
- We hired an understudy.
- 175
- 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:45,200
- Use him.
- No.
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- 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:48,569
- Riggan, listen to me. Please,
- for the love of God, listen.
- 177
- 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:51,326
- Our perfect dream actor is not going
- to knock on that door and go,
- 178
- 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:53,562
- "Hey, fellas,
- when do I start?"
- 179
- 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:57,403
- Can I talk to you?
- What's up?
- 180
- 00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:59,722
- You find another actor?
- No.
- 181
- 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:01,970
- Mike's available.
- Mike who?
- 182
- 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:03,446
- I thought he was
- doing the thing...
- 183
- 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:05,249
- He quit. Or got fired.
- 184
- 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:06,321
- Mike who?
- 185
- 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,402
- Which is it, quit or fired?
- With Mike, it's usually both.
- 186
- 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,324
- Mike fucking who?
- Shiner.
- 187
- 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:11,891
- Yes!
- Jake.
- 188
- 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:13,924
- How do you know
- Mike Shiner?
- 189
- 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,240
- We share a vagina.
- 190
- 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:16,640
- You think he'd do it?
- Mmm-hmm.
- 191
- 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,484
- How do you know?
- He told me.
- 192
- 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:20,131
- Jake.
- Yes.
- 193
- 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,089
- Ask me if he sells tickets.
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- 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:23,401
- Does he sell tickets?
- 195
- 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:26,324
- A shitload. Ask me if the
- theater critics love him.
- 196
- 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:27,800
- Do theater critics
- love him?
- 197
- 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,247
- They want to spooge on him.
- 198
- 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,409
- Right on his face.
- Everything for a reason.
- 199
- 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:33,921
- You think he'd come in
- this evening?
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- 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,809
- I'll call and find out.
- 201
- 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,485
- I'll call his agent.
- 202
- 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:39,161
- Amazing, amazing.
- 203
- 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:50,644
- Annie? Clear the theater,
- send everyone to dinner
- 204
- 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:52,643
- and give me some lights!
- 205
- 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,201
- We've got
- a put-in tonight.
- 206
- 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:55,361
- Who?
- 207
- 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:57,005
- You'll find out.
- 208
- 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:11,844
- Intimidating, isn't it?
- 209
- 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,890
- You have any idea
- the people who have
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- 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:17,009
- walked on these boards
- before you?
- 211
- 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:20,160
- Geraldine Page.
- Helen Hayes.
- 212
- 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:24,491
- Jason Robards. Marlon Brando.
- And now Riggan Thomson.
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- 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:27,804
- Thanks for coming
- in on such short notice, Mike.
- 214
- 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:29,491
- This is what I do.
- 215
- 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,164
- You wrote this adaptation?
- 216
- 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:32,561
- I did, yeah.
- Ah.
- 217
- 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:36,009
- And you're directing and starring.
- That's ambitious.
- 218
- 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,321
- Well, thanks.
- 219
- 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:40,007
- Well, it's a good theater.
- 220
- 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:44,167
- I can't speak for your play, but...
- let's do a little bit of it.
- 221
- 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:46,600
- Oh, I didn't expect
- you to just jump right in.
- 222
- 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:49,320
- It's first preview tomorrow night.
- Let's get to work.
- 223
- 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:53,406
- Well, feel free to take the script
- up until you feel comfortable.
- 224
- 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:56,160
- No, let's just do some of it.
- 225
- 00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:58,521
- Uh...
- 226
- 00:13:58,600 --> 00:13:59,931
- Take a look at page 20.
- 227
- 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,685
- I'm good. I don't need it.
- 228
- 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,126
- I don't need the script.
- Give me a cue.
- 229
- 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,361
- What?
- 230
- 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,284
- Feed me a line.
- 231
- 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:07,681
- Feed me a line.
- 232
- 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:08,841
- Okay.
- 233
- 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,362
- Okay, uh, let me think.
- 234
- 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:16,524
- I'm the wrong person to ask.
- I didn't actually know him.
- 235
- 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:18,961
- I only heard his name mentioned
- in passing. Mmm-hmm.
- 236
- 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:20,644
- You'd have to know
- the particulars.
- 237
- 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:24,048
- But I think what you're
- saying is love is absolute.
- 238
- 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:28,282
- - Is that what I'm saying?
- - Am I saying love is absolute?
- 239
- 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,203
- Yes. Okay, yeah!
- The kind of love
- 240
- 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:31,884
- I'm talking about is absolute.
- 241
- 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:35,886
- The kind of love I'm talking about,
- you don't try to kill people!
- 242
- 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:37,804
- How do you know the lines?
- 243
- 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:41,045
- It's a thing I have. I don't
- know, it's a gift. Wow.
- 244
- 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:45,404
- Come on. I've been helping
- Lesley get off book for a month.
- 245
- 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:48,041
- These lines are right here.
- That makes sense.
- 246
- 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:49,970
- That's good.
- Give me my cue again.
- 247
- 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:52,720
- I'm the wrong person to ask.
- I didn't actually know him.
- 248
- 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,725
- I only heard his name
- mentioned in passing.
- 249
- 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:58,406
- You never know the particulars.
- I think what...
- 250
- 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,483
- Can I make a suggestion?
- 251
- 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:02,244
- Do you mind?
- No, not at all.
- 252
- 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:06,087
- No, no, forget that.
- Just stay with me.
- 253
- 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:10,086
- "I'm the wrong person to ask," he
- says, but what's the intention?
- 254
- 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,243
- Is he fed up
- with the subject?
- 255
- 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,004
- Deflecting guilt
- over the marriage?
- 256
- 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:16,447
- And here's the thing... you
- have four lines after that
- 257
- 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:19,245
- that all say the same thing.
- "I didn't know him."
- 258
- 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,807
- "I only heard his name
- mentioned in passing."
- 259
- 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,086
- "I wouldn't know."
- 260
- 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,765
- "You'd have to know
- the particulars."
- 261
- 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,002
- "Particulars" sounds
- like my grandmother.
- 262
- 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:30,921
- The point is, you don't know the guy.
- We fucking get it.
- 263
- 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:32,611
- Make it work with one line.
- 264
- 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,762
- "I didn't even know
- the man." Right?
- 265
- 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:37,930
- Wait... You know
- my lines, too, huh?
- 266
- 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:40,442
- Can we not get hung up
- on knowing lines?
- 267
- 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,602
- Can we just work on this?
- Tear it apart?
- 268
- 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,127
- So why don't you just give
- me that same thing again,
- 269
- 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,362
- but cut it down. Try it.
- Uh...
- 270
- 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:48,965
- I'm the wrong person to ask...
- 271
- 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:52,124
- Oh, no! That's the thing...
- "I'm the wrong person to ask."
- 272
- 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,201
- I think it's, "Fuck you."
- 273
- 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:55,807
- "Fuck you.
- Don't put me on the spot."
- 274
- 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:58,805
- "Don't make me feel
- self-conscious about my marriage
- 275
- 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:00,882
- "while my wife is sitting..."
- 276
- 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:02,804
- Right there.
- "...right there."
- 277
- 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:05,487
- Can I sit down for this?
- Yeah, sit. Good idea.
- 278
- 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:09,327
- So just give it to me as a
- "Fuck you." Lay it on me.
- 279
- 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:10,971
- Just do it. Give it to me.
- 280
- 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:13,561
- Well, I'm thinking. Fuck me hard.
- Just give it.
- 281
- 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:14,801
- Come on!
- Just do it!
- 282
- 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,088
- Hey, I'm the wrong
- person to ask!
- 283
- 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,083
- I don't even know him.
- What's your point?!
- 284
- 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:21,288
- What's my point?
- Yeah, what are you saying?
- 285
- 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:22,486
- Spit it out!
- on! on!
- 286
- 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,803
- You're saying what? You're
- saying love is absolute.
- 287
- 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:27,570
- Yes! Yes!
- 288
- 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:30,769
- The kind of love that I'm
- talking about, it is absolute!
- 289
- 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,570
- The kind of
- love that I'm talking about,
- 290
- 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:33,846
- you don't...
- 291
- 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,321
- ...you don't try
- to kill people.
- 292
- 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,171
- Yeah. Good.
- 293
- 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,080
- I don't know...
- what do you think, boss?
- 294
- 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,691
- You want to do
- this with me?
- 295
- 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:48,525
- What do you think?
- 296
- 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:51,445
- Everybody's back. Larry needs
- to see him for a fitting.
- 297
- 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:53,286
- I'll take that as a yes.
- 298
- 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,365
- So, who are you?
- 299
- 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,921
- That's Sam, my daughter. Oh.
- 300
- 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,691
- Wow! That's amazing. You don't
- look anything like each other.
- 301
- 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,046
- What do you do?
- 302
- 00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:07,522
- Um... She's my assistant.
- Works with me.
- 303
- 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,525
- And does she talk
- and speak?
- 304
- 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:12,291
- She does. Yeah.
- 305
- 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:15,887
- She can even sit or stay or roll
- over, if you have any treats.
- 306
- 00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:17,725
- Welcome aboard, Mike!
- 307
- 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,040
- Thank you, Captain.
- 308
- 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,731
- Um, I'm Mike... Shiner.
- 309
- 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,291
- Oh, I know who you are.
- 310
- 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:27,928
- I, uh, saw you in Hothouse
- at the Geffen.
- 311
- 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,047
- You were great.
- 312
- 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,771
- Oh, thank you.
- Your ass is great.
- 313
- 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,721
- Dude. Seriously?
- 314
- 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,165
- That was just me...
- 315
- 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,402
- Larry? Larry?
- 316
- 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,120
- This is the theater,
- sweetheart.
- 317
- 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,400
- Don't be so self-conscious.
- 318
- 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:43,721
- He's here.
- 319
- 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,241
- Thank the Lord
- and pass the biscuits.
- 320
- 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,321
- I finally have
- an actor to dress.
- 321
- 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:48,607
- How are you, Larry?
- 322
- 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,921
- Better now you're here.
- Take off your clothes.
- 323
- 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:55,331
- You're just going
- to stand there?
- 324
- 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:58,086
- This is the theater, honey.
- Don't be so self-conscious.
- 325
- 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:02,325
- We have to start from scratch
- with less than 24 hours.
- 326
- 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:03,931
- Here. Try these...
- 327
- 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:06,607
- Holy shi...!
- Where are your underpants?
- 328
- 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:09,002
- Under the bed
- at home, I think.
- 329
- 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,161
- Uh...
- 330
- 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:13,923
- No. Okay, okay.
- Everything's too small.
- 331
- 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,611
- You're not kidding.
- Oh.
- 332
- 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,490
- Whoa. That's nice.
- 333
- 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:19,927
- Forgive him, Larry. Mike's
- like my 5-year-old son.
- 334
- 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,600
- Neither of them
- has clean underwear.
- 335
- 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:24,127
- Or pubic hair, I imagine.
- 336
- 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:25,680
- I can alter the suit,
- 337
- 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:28,081
- but we're going to have to
- make new trousers and shirts.
- 338
- 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:29,446
- And underwear.
- 339
- 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,443
- What are you doing?
- Waiting on Larry.
- 340
- 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:33,806
- I'm finished!
- 341
- 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,361
- Then I'm just standing here
- with my cock out.
- 342
- 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:37,601
- Well, get dressed.
- 343
- 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,291
- Riggan's daughter
- is hanging around...
- she might walk in here.
- 344
- 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:41,766
- You haven't seen her.
- 345
- 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:45,640
- She's always around,
- watching everyone,
- like Little Miss Creepy.
- 346
- 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,486
- I don't know if drugs
- fried her brain or what...
- 347
- 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,882
- ...but I don't want
- her running to her father
- 348
- 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,200
- saying you
- showed her your junk.
- 349
- 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,328
- Then we should
- ask her to leave.
- 350
- 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:56,810
- Oh, God. Really?
- Mmm-hmm.
- 351
- 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,484
- - Sammy?
- - It's Sam.
- 352
- 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,722
- Sam... Lesley.
- 353
- 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:02,651
- Listen, um, what I said...
- 354
- 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,884
- Oh, don't worry about it.
- He's a handful, huh?
- 355
- 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:11,403
- How do you always manage to
- find a new way to humiliate me?
- 356
- 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,563
- Oh, to be fair,
- you make it really easy.
- 357
- 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:15,171
- What was she doing here?
- 358
- 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,084
- She brought me down.
- And stayed?
- 359
- 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,641
- Well, she is a little...
- something.
- 360
- 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:22,844
- This is Broadway.
- And I'm here, finally.
- 361
- 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,481
- Now, please, do me a favor,
- I'm begging you...
- 362
- 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:26,761
- don't fuck it up!
- 363
- 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,241
- Lesley.
- 364
- 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,729
- Come here.
- Come here.
- 365
- 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,443
- Play with my balls.
- 366
- 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:39,087
- Don't do it. Ow!
- 367
- 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:40,441
- Just sign it.
- 368
- 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:41,800
- Listen...
- No, you listen to me!
- 369
- 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:42,921
- I can't afford
- to listen to you.
- 370
- 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,440
- I have to go
- shopping again.
- 371
- 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:45,766
- Just sew something,
- you old fuck!
- 372
- 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,365
- Give him
- whatever he wants!
- 373
- 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:48,680
- It's four times what
- we paid what's-his-name!
- 374
- 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,251
- Go into the reserve.
- 375
- 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,766
- It's gone! We spent it
- on fog and fake trees...
- 376
- 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:54,041
- It's a dream sequence.
- 377
- 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,645
- ...and dancing midgets!
- 378
- 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,131
- You can't say
- "midget" anymore.
- 379
- 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:58,691
- The reserve is gone!
- 380
- 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,282
- You didn't see
- what I just saw.
- 381
- 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,722
- I'm telling you,
- this guy's the real deal.
- 382
- 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:07,961
- I can feel it.
- 383
- 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,889
- He's the actor
- we've been waiting for.
- 384
- 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,928
- Come on. Just get
- the contract done.
- 385
- 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,480
- Please, Jake.
- I'll get the money.
- 386
- 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,970
- Okay, I'll do it.
- 387
- 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:20,202
- Stop smiling.
- You're freaking me out.
- 388
- 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,811
- Sorry. You're right.
- 389
- 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,050
- Is it true? Shiner?
- 390
- 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:26,560
- Holy shit.
- When can I meet him?
- 391
- 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:27,801
- He's with Larry now.
- 392
- 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,923
- I'm going to Starbucks.
- Want anything?
- 393
- 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,087
- I'm good.
- 394
- 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,800
- She has a great ass.
- I have news for you, too.
- 395
- 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,162
- Is it good or bad?
- 'Cause I really...
- 396
- 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,402
- I missed my last two periods.
- 397
- 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:41,163
- I think
- it's really happening.
- 398
- 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,006
- Wow.
- 399
- 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:45,243
- Is that good or bad?
- Riggan!
- 400
- 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,163
- It's good. It's great.
- 401
- 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,323
- Say something else.
- Um...
- 402
- 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,001
- Uh...
- 403
- 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,764
- You sure it's mine?
- 404
- 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,685
- Well, you know,
- there's you,
- 405
- 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,683
- there's Jake, the masseur
- wore a condom...
- 406
- 00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,843
- ...yeah, I'm pretty sure
- it's yours.
- 407
- 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,366
- Idiot.
- 408
- 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,207
- Are you excited?
- Yeah.
- 409
- 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,531
- Me, too.
- 410
- 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,523
- You're not funny!
- 411
- 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,887
- What? Hey, what?
- 412
- 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,407
- First preview tomorrow.
- 413
- 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,884
- Here we go.
- 414
- 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:48,244
- I rode with him in the
- ambulance to the hospital.
- 415
- 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:51,324
- I will never get
- that image out of my head.
- 416
- 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:55,406
- Right before he did it, his
- eyes were so sad and lonely.
- 417
- 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,324
- Did you have
- to treat him?
- 418
- 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,004
- I didn't have to,
- but I did.
- 419
- 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:02,562
- Music out.
- Cue 34, 35 ready.
- 420
- 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,251
- He was
- in terrible shape.
- 421
- 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,766
- His head swelled to twice
- the size of a normal head.
- 422
- 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:09,082
- He's good, huh?
- He's incredible.
- 423
- 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,243
- I think
- he's drinking real gin.
- 424
- 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,601
- What?
- 425
- 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:17,605
- Ask Nick. I want you to ask
- Nick if he thinks that's love.
- 426
- 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:20,525
- Oh, honey,
- can't we just go to dinner?
- 427
- 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,603
- Mel,
- don't get him started.
- 428
- 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:25,002
- You don't know
- how he's been lately.
- 429
- 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:27,162
- He's been depressed.
- I've been worried.
- 430
- 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:28,771
- You've been what?
- 431
- 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:34,130
- Let me tell you guys something about
- real love. I'll tell you something.
- 432
- 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,602
- We all should be ashamed
- 433
- 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:38,603
- when we talk like we know
- what we're talking about...
- 434
- 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,364
- ...when we talk about love.
- 435
- 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,602
- Oh, for God's sake,
- are you getting drunk?
- 436
- 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,520
- I don't have to be drunk
- to say what I think.
- 437
- 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,126
- We're not drunk. We're having
- a few drinks. Exactly.
- 438
- 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:48,930
- You've had more than a few.
- 439
- 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,047
- What, are you counting?
- 440
- 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:53,124
- Leave her alone. If you're not
- drunk, don't talk like you are.
- 441
- 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:54,725
- Shut up!
- 442
- 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,521
- Do me a favor.
- For once in your life,
- 443
- 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,648
- honest to God,
- shut up for a minute.
- 444
- 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,645
- Anyway, like I was saying...
- 445
- 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,805
- ...you want to know about real
- love, there's this old couple...
- 446
- 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,327
- ...had a car wreck,
- out on the interstate.
- 447
- 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:17,644
- Some drunk kid plowed
- his old man's pickup...
- 448
- 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,004
- ...right into their camper.
- 449
- 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,960
- By the time I got down
- to the hospital, this kid,
- 450
- 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,486
- this fucking teenager,
- was dead.
- 451
- 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:29,166
- So we took the old couple
- up to the O.R.
- 452
- 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:32,324
- We worked like hell on them
- through most of the night.
- 453
- 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:38,005
- By the time we were done with
- them, we just, you know...
- 454
- 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:41,688
- ...wrapped them
- in full body casts.
- 455
- 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:46,001
- The husband,
- the old man...
- 456
- 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,527
- ...was depressed
- for the longest time.
- 457
- 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,285
- Even after I said to him,
- 458
- 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:54,762
- "Your wife's going to pull
- through", he was still depressed.
- 459
- 00:23:56,200 --> 00:24:00,524
- So, I went up to the mouth
- hole and I asked him.
- 460
- 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:06,364
- And he told me it was because
- he couldn't see her...
- 461
- 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:10,203
- ...through the eyes.
- Couldn't see his wife.
- 462
- 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:12,884
- Can you imagine?
- 463
- 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:16,841
- I'm telling you, this guy's
- heart was breaking because...
- 464
- 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:17,967
- Ugh...
- 465
- 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:21,123
- ...he couldn't turn
- his goddamn head
- 466
- 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:22,725
- and just look at
- his goddamn wife.
- 467
- 00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:24,405
- Shit.
- 468
- 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,405
- I mean,
- it was killing this guy.
- 469
- 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,324
- I am so tired of this.
- Is this water?
- 470
- 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:30,880
- It was killing him.
- 471
- 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:35,045
- Did you replace
- my gin with water, man?
- 472
- 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:36,326
- Oh!
- 473
- 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:37,760
- Mike, come on.
- 474
- 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:39,405
- "Come on," what?
- You're drunk.
- 475
- 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:43,087
- Yes, I'm drunk. I'm supposed to be drunk!
- Why aren't you drunk?
- 476
- 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:44,367
- This is Carver!
- 477
- 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:47,120
- He left a piece of his liver on the
- table each time he wrote a page!
- 478
- 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:50,642
- If I need to be drinking gin, who
- the fuck are you to touch my gin?
- 479
- 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,604
- You fucked with the period,
- 480
- 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,800
- you fucked with the plot
- so you'd get the best lines.
- 481
- 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:57,320
- Leave me the fucking tools that I need!
- 482
- 00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,762
- Oh, come on, people,
- don't be so pathetic.
- 483
- 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,446
- Stop viewing the world through
- your cell phone screen!
- 484
- 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:03,607
- Have a real experience!
- 485
- 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,764
- Does anybody give a shit about
- the truth other than me?
- 486
- 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,367
- This set is fake,
- the bananas are fake.
- 487
- 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,011
- There's nothing in
- this milk carton!
- 488
- 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:12,761
- Your performance is fake.
- 489
- 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,083
- The only thing that's real on
- this stage is this chicken.
- 490
- 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:18,681
- So I'm going to work
- with the chicken.
- 491
- 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:23,451
- That was interesting.
- 492
- 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:24,761
- Bring the curtain down.
- 493
- 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:26,610
- That's good bird, man!
- 494
- 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:28,965
- Get him out of here!
- 495
- 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,884
- How do you
- want me to do that?
- 496
- 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:34,441
- Hey, wait.
- 497
- 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,449
- I want him gone.
- No!
- 498
- 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,131
- We cannot do that!
- 499
- 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,531
- Of course we can!
- It's our show!
- 500
- 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,451
- Listen to me.
- No, you listen to me.
- 501
- 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,563
- Get him the fuck
- out of my play.
- 502
- 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,041
- It was a preview!
- Nobody gives a shit!
- 503
- 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,884
- Nothing matters until
- that old bat from
- 504
- 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,962
- the New York Times
- comes opening night!
- 505
- 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:52,201
- We're getting rid of him.
- 506
- 00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:55,962
- Shut up! Shut up and
- listen to me for once!
- 507
- 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:59,802
- As soon as we announced he was
- taking over, the advance doubled.
- 508
- 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,247
- We can't afford to
- lose any more money
- 509
- 00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:03,970
- and we can't
- afford to lose Mike.
- 510
- 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:08,566
- This is about being respected
- and validated, remember?
- 511
- 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:09,801
- That's what you told me!
- 512
- 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,481
- That's how you got
- me into this shit!
- 513
- 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,844
- Now, you're the director.
- Get him under control.
- 514
- 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,001
- Fuck.
- 515
- 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,482
- This isn't the '90s anymore.
- 516
- 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:26,844
- Your zipper's down.
- 517
- 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,001
- Fuck.
- 518
- 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,685
- You were
- really good, cabrón.
- 519
- 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:44,691
- Mmm-hmm.
- 520
- 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,169
- Out in front of the theater
- in ten minutes!
- 521
- 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:50,810
- Don't overthink it.
- 522
- 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:05,045
- What the hell
- was going on up there?
- 523
- 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,484
- I didn't know you
- were here tonight.
- 524
- 00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,882
- That guy's an asshole, huh?
- 525
- 00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:12,891
- What are you doing here?
- 526
- 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:16,044
- Sam and I are going to grab a
- bite after she's finished.
- 527
- 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:17,970
- No, I mean here. Now.
- 528
- 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:21,244
- Well, I know how much
- this means to you.
- 529
- 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:22,487
- Oh.
- 530
- 00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:24,881
- Thanks. I appreciate that.
- 531
- 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,890
- So what's happening?
- 532
- 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:28,446
- With the play?
- You saw what.
- 533
- 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:29,806
- No. You and Sam.
- 534
- 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,565
- Oh, you know, it's great.
- 535
- 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:34,561
- It's the same.
- 536
- 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:36,046
- Do you talk to her?
- 537
- 00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:38,202
- Yeah, we talk.
- 538
- 00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,484
- It's just been so crazy
- around here, you know?
- 539
- 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,364
- You understand
- where her head is at.
- 540
- 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:44,601
- Of course.
- 541
- 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,002
- She's trying to stay away
- from everything and everyone
- 542
- 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,845
- that got her into rehab
- in the first place.
- 543
- 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,447
- I know. I really do.
- I get it.
- 544
- 00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,523
- That's all she's had,
- so she's confused.
- 545
- 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:55,840
- Yeah, I get it.
- 546
- 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,447
- I know you're caught up
- in all this stuff, but...
- 547
- 00:27:58,520 --> 00:27:59,760
- "Stuff"?
- Uh...
- 548
- 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:01,770
- You know what I mean.
- 549
- 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,567
- Riggan, you don't have to be
- a great father right now.
- 550
- 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,608
- You just have to be one.
- 551
- 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,445
- Oh, sorry.
- 552
- 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:13,610
- How's that going?
- 553
- 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:16,885
- I'd rather not talk about it.
- 554
- 00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,451
- You're drinking?
- 555
- 00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,450
- Yeah, I'm having a beer.
- 556
- 00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:25,441
- So...
- 557
- 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:28,805
- ...what's going on with you?
- 558
- 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:30,645
- Me? Oh...
- 559
- 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:32,971
- Nothing.
- 560
- 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,121
- Everything's the same,
- I guess.
- 561
- 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,724
- I'm going back
- to teaching.
- 562
- 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:40,961
- Oh, yeah?
- 563
- 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,644
- I'm thinking of refinancing
- the Malibu house.
- 564
- 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:47,571
- What? I'm sorry.
- 565
- 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,000
- I'm thinking of refinancing...
- 566
- 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:52,323
- No, I heard you.
- I just need a second.
- 567
- 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,482
- That's going to
- be Sam's house.
- 568
- 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,610
- Why Would you...?
- For this play?
- 569
- 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,650
- I need the money.
- 570
- 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:05,844
- Do you have any idea
- how crazy that sounds?
- 571
- 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:10,006
- What do you want me to say? My
- health lasted longer than the money.
- 572
- 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:11,320
- Go figure that out.
- 573
- 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,170
- What's going on?
- 574
- 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,527
- Riggan, look at me.
- 575
- 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:19,121
- Uh...
- 576
- 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:25,001
- I got a chance to
- do something right.
- 577
- 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,011
- I got to take it.
- I got to.
- 578
- 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,206
- It's funny. I was sitting
- here, waiting for you...
- 579
- 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,967
- ...and all of a sudden, I couldn't
- remember why we broke up.
- 580
- 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,045
- You know, the last time
- I flew here from L.A...
- 581
- 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:50,202
- ...George Clooney was sitting
- two seats in front of me...
- 582
- 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:53,729
- ...with a nice pair of cufflinks
- and that fucking chin.
- 583
- 00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:58,409
- We ended up flying through
- this really, really horrible storm.
- 584
- 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:02,326
- I mean, the plane was
- rattling and shaking.
- 585
- 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:06,408
- And all the people
- on board are, you know, crying.
- 586
- 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,405
- I mean, crying.
- Praying, right?
- 587
- 00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,404
- I just sat there.
- 588
- 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,721
- They're crying,
- I sit there.
- 589
- 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,560
- And I'm thinking,
- "Oh, boy...
- 590
- 00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:21,083
- "...the next morning, when
- Sam looks at the paper...
- 591
- 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:25,246
- "...it's going to be Clooney's
- face on the front page, not mine."
- 592
- 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,561
- You know? Boom.
- 593
- 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,728
- Did you know
- Farrah Fawcett died
- 594
- 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,610
- the exact same day
- as Michael Jackson?
- 595
- 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,444
- Is that crazy?
- 596
- 00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:57,770
- Why did we break up?
- 597
- 00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:00,520
- Because you threw
- a kitchen knife at me...
- 598
- 00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:03,969
- ...and an hour later, were telling
- me how much you loved me.
- 599
- 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:08,366
- Just because I didn't like that ridiculous
- comedy you did with Goldie Hawn...
- 600
- 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,443
- ...did not mean
- I did not love you.
- 601
- 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:12,849
- That's what you always do...
- 602
- 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,366
- you confuse love
- for admiration.
- 603
- 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,689
- It's your house...
- do what you want with it.
- 604
- 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:20,569
- Just be there
- for our daughter.
- 605
- 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,131
- I will.
- 606
- 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,962
- You're not Farrah Fawcett,
- Riggan.
- 607
- 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:31,961
- We should have done that
- reality show... The Thomsons.
- 608
- 00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,161
- Shut up.
- 609
- 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:34,571
- That would've been good.
- Shut up!
- 610
- 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:39,010
- Crazy, druggy, wise-ass daughter,
- MILF-y wife with perky tits.
- 611
- 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,322
- People would've
- wanted to see that.
- 612
- 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,562
- Shut up.
- More than this piece of shit.
- 613
- 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:44,847
- Shut up!
- 614
- 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,410
- The sun bed is here.
- 615
- 00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:50,481
- What does that mean?
- 616
- 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:54,845
- It means there's a sun bed out
- there being delivered to in here.
- 617
- 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,241
- Who ordered a sun bed?
- 618
- 00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,050
- Mike. He said it's
- for his character...
- 619
- 00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:00,088
- part of his process
- and that shit.
- 620
- 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,522
- He said he has
- to be a redneck.
- 621
- 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:04,444
- Son of a bitch.
- 622
- 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:10,851
- Let's go. Walk.
- 623
- 00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,082
- Where are we going?
- To get you coffee.
- 624
- 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:15,681
- Did I do something to disrespect you?
- Not yet.
- 625
- 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,685
- I have a lot riding on this play.
- Oh, is that right?
- 626
- 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,048
- Yeah. People know
- who I am, and...
- 627
- 00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,601
- Bullshit. They don't
- know you, your work.
- 628
- 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,171
- They know the guy
- from the bird suit
- 629
- 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,971
- who tells coy, slightly
- vomitous stories on Letterman.
- 630
- 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,611
- Well, I'm sorry
- if I'm popular.
- 631
- 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:31,723
- Popular?
- I don't give a shit.
- 632
- 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:36,443
- Popularity is the slutty little
- cousin of prestige, my friend.
- 633
- 00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:39,121
- Okay, I don't even know what
- the fuck that means. Mmm.
- 634
- 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:43,724
- It means, my reputation is riding
- on this, and that's worth a, a...
- 635
- 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:47,044
- A lot. A lot, exactly!
- Fuck you. Yes!
- 636
- 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:48,805
- If this doesn't
- work out for you,
- 637
- 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:50,644
- you fuck off back to
- your studio pals...
- 638
- 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,884
- ...and dive back into that cultural
- genocide you guys perpetrate.
- 639
- 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:55,770
- A douchebag's
- born every minute!
- 640
- 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,491
- That was P.T. Barnum's premise
- when he invented the circus...
- 641
- 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:02,725
- ...and nothing has changed. You guys
- know if you crank out toxic crap...
- 642
- 00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,928
- ...people will line up
- and pay to see it!
- 643
- 00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,811
- But long after you're gone,
- I'll be on that stage...
- 644
- 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:09,809
- ...earning my living,
- baring my soul,
- 645
- 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:12,400
- wrestling with complex emotions,
- 'cause that's what we do.
- 646
- 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:15,405
- Oh, so that's what
- tonight was about?
- 647
- 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:16,840
- You wrestling
- with complex emotion?
- 648
- 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,482
- Tonight was about seeing if it's
- even alive, if it can bleed.
- 649
- 00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:24,924
- This isn't a backlot, Riggan, this is New
- York City. This is how we do things.
- 650
- 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:26,525
- Where are you going?
- 651
- 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,763
- They have coffee here.
- 652
- 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,604
- Thanks, Tommy.
- 653
- 00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:39,205
- They were laughing at us.
- 654
- 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,920
- Tonight they were laughing,
- tomorrow they'll be tweeting.
- 655
- 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:43,451
- Who cares?
- 656
- 00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:45,523
- These are people
- who pay half price
- 657
- 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:47,841
- to watch us rehearse.
- Stop caring.
- 658
- 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:50,281
- This play's a drama.
- It's about...
- 659
- 00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:52,400
- You don't know what the play's about.
- I do know.
- 660
- 00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:55,205
- No, you don't. That's
- what previews are for.
- 661
- 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:56,885
- That's why they
- call them previews.
- 662
- 00:33:56,960 --> 00:34:00,442
- That's where you figure out
- what the play is.
- 663
- 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,291
- Okay, look, look.
- Listen to me.
- 664
- 00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:07,006
- You see the woman at
- the end of the bar?
- 665
- 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,280
- The one who looks like she
- licked a homeless man's ass?
- 666
- 00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:10,447
- Yeah.
- 667
- 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:15,046
- All that matters is what she writes
- about us in 500 words in the Times.
- 668
- 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:17,487
- That's, uh...
- Tabitha Dickinson, yes.
- 669
- 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:21,327
- The only opinion that matters
- in New York theater is hers.
- 670
- 00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:25,326
- If she likes us, we run.
- If she doesn't, we're fucked.
- 671
- 00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:28,927
- She does look like she
- licked a homeless guy's ass.
- 672
- 00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:30,525
- Do me a favor.
- 673
- 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,649
- Don't get your panties in a twist
- over a preview, like some rookie...
- 674
- 00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:35,404
- ...and don't tell me
- how to do my job.
- 675
- 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,405
- This is my town
- and to be honest,
- 676
- 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,040
- people don't give
- a shit about you here.
- 677
- 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,606
- - You're Riggan Thomson, right?
- - Sorry to interrupt.
- 678
- 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,525
- Would you mind having a
- picture with us here?
- 679
- 00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:47,525
- Would you mind?
- 680
- 00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,330
- The button's on the bottom.
- 681
- 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,366
- Who is this guy?
- He used to be Birdman.
- 682
- 00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:02,525
- Oh, you're such a doll. Thank you.
- You're so sweet.
- 683
- 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:04,490
- Handsome.
- Oh.
- 684
- 00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,364
- Okay, sweetheart,
- come on.
- 685
- 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:13,691
- Are we good here?
- 686
- 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,045
- I'm going to go home.
- 687
- 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,883
- All right.
- See you tomorrow.
- 688
- 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,325
- Oh...
- 689
- 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,724
- I want to know something.
- 690
- 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:27,370
- Why Raymond Carver?
- 691
- 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,884
- I was a kid,
- in high school...
- 692
- 00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:38,727
- ...doing a play in Syracuse,
- and he was in the audience.
- 693
- 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:42,408
- And he
- sent this back afterwards.
- 694
- 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:45,561
- A little note.
- 695
- 00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:49,087
- "Thank you for an honest performance.
- Ray Carver."
- 696
- 00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:54,721
- That's when I knew
- I was going to be an actor.
- 697
- 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:55,921
- Right there.
- 698
- 00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:00,166
- Oh.
- 699
- 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,765
- What's so funny?
- 700
- 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,002
- It's just on
- a cocktail napkin.
- 701
- 00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:05,401
- So?
- 702
- 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,082
- He was
- fucking drunk, man.
- 703
- 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,243
- You headed
- to Hollywood, Mike?
- 704
- 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:14,761
- No.
- 705
- 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:18,447
- Hollywood's
- heading here, Tabby.
- 706
- 00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:20,603
- Good luck with that.
- 707
- 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,522
- "A man becomes a critic
- 708
- 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:24,931
- "when he cannot
- be an artist...
- 709
- 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:29,046
- "...the same way a man becomes an
- informer when he cannot be a soldier."
- 710
- 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:30,931
- That's Flaubert, right?
- 711
- 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:34,443
- He's a Hollywood clown
- in a Lycra bird suit.
- 712
- 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,410
- Yes, he is.
- 713
- 00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:37,766
- But tomorrow night
- at 8:00...
- 714
- 00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,805
- ...he's going out on that
- stage and risking everything.
- 715
- 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:42,965
- What will you be doing?
- 716
- 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,364
- Don't you ever worry that
- I'll give you a bad review?
- 717
- 00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:49,450
- I'm sure you will...
- 718
- 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,121
- ...if I ever give you
- a bad performance.
- 719
- 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:54,811
- Miss Dickinson.
- 720
- 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:56,804
- Mr. Shiner.
- 721
- 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:10,210
- What are you
- still doing here?
- 722
- 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:11,646
- Nothing.
- 723
- 00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:16,201
- Um, your costumes are hanging
- in your dressing room.
- 724
- 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:17,891
- Oh, great. Great.
- 725
- 00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:20,566
- Oh, I got that coconut water
- you wanted.
- 726
- 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:23,087
- If you want the face stuff,
- it's not open till tomorrow.
- 727
- 00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:24,207
- What?
- 728
- 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:25,640
- Uh...
- 729
- 00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,724
- I'm not sure that
- I said thank you.
- 730
- 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:30,161
- For what?
- 731
- 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:34,405
- Everything. You've been doing
- a really good job, honestly.
- 732
- 00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:37,803
- I've been so preoccupied
- with all the...
- 733
- 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:43,087
- Okay, well,
- I just wanted to say that.
- 734
- 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:48,765
- What is that?
- 735
- 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,091
- That smell.
- 736
- 00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:53,922
- What is it?
- Look at me. Look at me!
- 737
- 00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:55,161
- What?
- What?
- 738
- 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:58,768
- You've got to be shitting me.
- Where is it?
- 739
- 00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:01,762
- Can we not
- do this, please?
- 740
- 00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:03,241
- Dad?
- 741
- 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:06,285
- Where is it?
- I can't believe this.
- 742
- 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:07,811
- Ugh.
- 743
- 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:10,691
- What is this?
- 744
- 00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,125
- Chunky peanut butter.
- 745
- 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:15,127
- This. This. What is that? Ah.
- 746
- 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,602
- That's pot. Relax.
- 747
- 00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,440
- "Relax." You can't do this to me.
- To you?
- 748
- 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,364
- You know what
- I'm talking about.
- 749
- 00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:25,284
- Oh, yeah, you!
- What else is new?
- 750
- 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,640
- Don't do that thing where you...
- Make it about me? Never!
- 751
- 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:29,364
- I'm trying to do
- something important!
- 752
- 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:30,726
- This is not important!
- 753
- 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,131
- It's important to me!
- 754
- 00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:35,046
- Maybe not to you
- or your cynical friends
- 755
- 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,441
- whose only ambition
- is to "go viral"...
- 756
- 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:41,805
- ...but to me...
- God, this is my career!
- 757
- 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,960
- It's my chance to finally do
- work that means something.
- 758
- 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,202
- That means
- something to who?
- 759
- 00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:50,484
- You had a career, Dad, before
- the third comic book movie.
- 760
- 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,963
- Before people started to forget
- who was inside that bird costume.
- 761
- 00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:57,801
- You are doing a play based on a
- book written 60 years ago...
- 762
- 00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,242
- ...for a thousand
- rich old white people...
- 763
- 00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:03,642
- ...whose only concern is where to
- have cake and coffee afterwards!
- 764
- 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,401
- Nobody gives
- a shit but you!
- 765
- 00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:09,007
- And, let's face it, Dad...
- 766
- 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,890
- ...you are not doing this
- for the sake of art,
- 767
- 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:13,566
- you're doing it to
- feel relevant again.
- 768
- 00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,411
- Well, guess what? There's
- an entire world of people
- 769
- 00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,403
- who fight to be relevant
- every single day!
- 770
- 00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:20,523
- And you act like
- it doesn't exist.
- 771
- 00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:23,081
- Things that are happening
- in a place you ignore...
- 772
- 00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:26,529
- ...that has already
- forgotten about you!
- 773
- 00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:29,286
- I mean,
- who the fuck are you?!
- 774
- 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,522
- You hate bloggers,
- you mock Twitter.
- 775
- 00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,842
- You don't even
- have a Facebook page!
- 776
- 00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,604
- It's you who doesn't exist!
- 777
- 00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:38,002
- You're doing this
- because you're terrified,
- 778
- 00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,202
- like the rest of us,
- that you don't matter.
- 779
- 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:43,284
- And you know what?
- You're right! You don't!
- 780
- 00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:47,889
- It's not important, okay?
- You're not important...
- get used to it!
- 781
- 00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:07,881
- Dad.
- 782
- 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:16,125
- In the clays before Nick's
- depression started to eat away at him...
- 783
- 00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:17,725
- ...he never knew
- I was pregnant,
- 784
- 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,121
- and I never
- intended to tell him.
- 785
- 00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:22,689
- I guess we make
- choices in life,
- 786
- 00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:25,127
- and we choose to
- live with them.
- 787
- 00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:27,485
- Or not.
- 788
- 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,289
- I didn't want that baby.
- 789
- 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:32,724
- Not because
- I didn't love Nick,
- 790
- 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,121
- and not because I didn't
- love the idea of it...
- 791
- 00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,803
- ...but just because I wasn't
- ready to love myself.
- 792
- 00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:42,323
- There's a distance
- to it all now.
- 793
- 00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:46,008
- A wistful distance, underscored
- by a gentle breeze...
- 794
- 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:47,440
- Actors in position.
- 795
- 00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:48,641
- ...and the sound
- of birds...
- 796
- 00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:49,967
- Music out.
- 797
- 00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,088
- ...laughing at
- the whimsy of it all.
- 798
- 00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,164
- Lesley?
- What?
- 799
- 00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:56,084
- I think I'm hard.
- 800
- 00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:59,767
- No, it's just sometimes you don't
- consider other people's feelings.
- 801
- 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,401
- No, no. I'm getting
- hard... feel that.
- 802
- 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,847
- What?!
- You've got to be kidding.
- 803
- 00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:06,280
- Let's really do it.
- Let's fuck.
- 804
- 00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,401
- No, are you crazy?!
- 805
- 00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:09,330
- It'll be incredible!
- It'll be real.
- 806
- 00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,921
- Cut it out!
- I'm serious, Mike.
- 807
- 00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,527
- Don't call me Mike.
- Call me Mel.
- 808
- 00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:16,171
- Get off!
- 809
- 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,522
- Terri! Terri!
- 810
- 00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:21,524
- Terri, I know
- you're in there!
- 811
- 00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:23,842
- Get off me! Get off!
- 812
- 00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:26,771
- - Ed?
- - Why?
- 813
- 00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,042
- What are you doing here?
- Just tell me why.
- 814
- 00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:31,362
- Take it easy, okay? I know this is hard.
- 815
- 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:33,443
- Shut up! Shut...
- 816
- 00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,362
- Shut up! Just don't
- do anything stupid.
- 817
- 00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:39,205
- Eddie, please!
- 818
- 00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:44,363
- What's the matter with me? Why do I
- always have to beg people to love me?
- 819
- 00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:46,882
- Eddie, please,
- give me the gun.
- 820
- 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:48,565
- Look at me.
- 821
- 00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:52,043
- I was drowning.
- I'm just not capable of...
- 822
- 00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:57,045
- You deserve to be loved,
- Eddie. You do.
- 823
- 00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,562
- I just wanted to
- be what you wanted.
- 824
- 00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,644
- Now I spend every
- fucking minute praying
- 825
- 00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:04,246
- to be somebody else.
- Somebody I'm not!
- 826
- 00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:05,721
- Anybody-
- 827
- 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:09,563
- Just put the gun down, Ed.
- She doesn't love you anymore.
- 828
- 00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:11,571
- You don't, do you?
- 829
- 00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:13,086
- No.
- 830
- 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:16,251
- And you never will.
- 831
- 00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,244
- I'm sorry.
- 832
- 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,243
- I don't exist.
- 833
- 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,085
- I'm not even here.
- 834
- 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:31,610
- None of this even matters.
- I don't exist. I don't exist.
- 835
- 00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:35,242
- Ed...
- I don't exist.
- 836
- 00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:37,762
- Ed! Eddie, Eddie, don't do that!
- 837
- 00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:48,770
- You're such an asshole!
- 838
- 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:50,680
- What?
- That's the best you've been.
- 839
- 00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,286
- Why would you do that?!
- We were onstage!
- 840
- 00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:56,205
- What the fuck?! It's like
- my head was a jar of Bolognese!
- 841
- 00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,124
- I'll fix the blood rig.
- 842
- 00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,283
- ...They're fucking
- in a motel room.
- 843
- 00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:02,045
- You can't get it up
- in six months
- 844
- 00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,804
- and now you want to fuck me
- in front of 800 strangers?!
- 845
- 00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:07,123
- I need it to feel real, okay?
- I need that intensity.
- 846
- 00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:09,442
- Oh, fuck you!
- Oh.
- 847
- 00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:14,041
- I was in the moment.
- I thought you were, too.
- 848
- 00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:15,485
- I'm sorry.
- 849
- 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,644
- I told you to stop,
- you fucking animal.
- 850
- 00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:21,210
- You were brilliant.
- 851
- 00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,482
- What is wrong with you?!
- 852
- 00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:44,847
- I want your shit
- out of the apartment.
- 853
- 00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:49,006
- What? Hey, no, wait.
- Look, look, I'm sorry.
- Can we just...
- 854
- 00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:52,847
- No, we can't, Mike!
- Maybe up here,
- you're Mr. Truth...
- 855
- 00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,925
- ...but in the real world,
- where it counts,
- you're a fucking fraud!
- 856
- 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,162
- How's that for truth,
- you dick?!
- 857
- 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,362
- What's wrong?
- He's an asshole.
- 858
- 00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:02,487
- What'd he do now?
- 859
- 00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:04,768
- Oh, nothing, just try to fuck
- me in front of the audience!
- 860
- 00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:06,205
- Oh, my God!
- Right?
- 861
- 00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:07,771
- That's kind of hot!
- 862
- 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:16,044
- Why don't I have
- any self-respect?!
- 863
- 00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:18,362
- You're an actress, honey.
- 864
- 00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:20,364
- I'm pathetic!
- 865
- 00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:23,885
- Look at me.
- 866
- 00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:32,569
- You know, I've always dreamed
- of being a Broadway actress...
- 867
- 00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:36,363
- ...since I was a little kid.
- And now I'm here, and I'm...
- 868
- 00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:38,688
- ...I'm not
- a Broadway actress,
- 869
- 00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:41,411
- I'm still
- just a little kid.
- 870
- 00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:47,726
- And I keep waiting for someone
- to tell me I made it.
- 871
- 00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:51,404
- You made it.
- 872
- 00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:54,571
- I did?
- 873
- 00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:59,166
- Sadly, it was with Mike Shiner on a
- fake motel bed in front of 800 people.
- 874
- 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:00,731
- Shut up.
- Oh.
- 875
- 00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:07,160
- Hey, is she okay?
- 876
- 00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:08,765
- She'll be fine.
- 877
- 00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:14,242
- Look, none of this
- is your fault, okay?
- 878
- 00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:18,402
- You're beautiful
- and you're talented...
- 879
- 00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,442
- ...and I'm lucky
- to have you.
- 880
- 00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:23,521
- Okay?
- 881
- 00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:25,445
- Okay.
- 882
- 00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:38,602
- That was kind of sweet.
- 883
- 00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:40,121
- Yeah.
- 884
- 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:43,691
- What's wrong?
- 885
- 00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:48,810
- Nothing. Two years, and he's never
- said anything like that to me.
- 886
- 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,805
- You're beautiful
- and you're talented...
- 887
- 00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:59,647
- ...and I'm lucky
- to have you. Okay?
- 888
- 00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:01,485
- We're gross.
- 889
- 00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:03,051
- We are.
- 890
- 00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:15,642
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
- 891
- 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,490
- Do it again.
- 892
- 00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:36,411
- Can we discuss this
- like two mature artists?
- 893
- 00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:38,005
- What is the big deal about...
- 894
- 00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:39,685
- Fuck you!
- 895
- 00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:45,525
- You're not ready yet.
- That's fine.
- 896
- 00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:48,841
- Hmm.
- 897
- 00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:54,003
- Fuck. Actresses.
- 898
- 00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:56,522
- They drive me
- fucking crazy.
- 899
- 00:48:57,840 --> 00:48:59,046
- Riggan?
- 900
- 00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:05,205
- Your gun is ridiculous. I can see
- the red plug in the barrel...
- 901
- 00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:09,286
- ...so you look like a kid with a
- plastic toy when you point it at me.
- 902
- 00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:12,524
- I don't feel
- threatened at all.
- 903
- 00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,443
- Get a better one.
- Have some self-respect.
- 904
- 00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:16,521
- Please.
- 905
- 00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:21,046
- Hey, apart from that, uh...
- 906
- 00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:24,040
- ...I thought it was
- a pretty fun crowd, huh?
- 907
- 00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:46,722
- I don't think
- it's high enough.
- 908
- 00:49:49,240 --> 00:49:50,571
- Me, neither.
- 909
- 00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:53,925
- What are you
- doing up here?
- 910
- 00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:56,410
- Uh, adrenaline.
- 911
- 00:49:57,160 --> 00:50:01,484
- I just got out of rehab.
- It's the closest thing
- I get to a drug.
- 912
- 00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:03,524
- You went to rehab?
- 913
- 00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:06,321
- Cool.
- 914
- 00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:09,048
- It wasn't all
- Dr. Drew or anything,
- 915
- 00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:12,090
- but that dude from
- American Pie was there.
- 916
- 00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:13,361
- Jump!
- 917
- 00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:14,931
- Eat me!
- 918
- 00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,442
- Okay, then jump on my face!
- 919
- 00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:20,123
- I love this city.
- 920
- 00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:21,921
- Yeah?
- 921
- 00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:28,049
- Why do you act like
- a click all the time?
- 922
- 00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:29,963
- Do you just do it
- to antagonize people?
- 923
- 00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:32,805
- Maybe.
- 924
- 00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:36,044
- You really don't give a shit
- if people like you or not.
- 925
- 00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:38,611
- Not really.
- 926
- 00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:41,130
- That's cool.
- 927
- 00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:44,125
- Is it? I don't know.
- 928
- 00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:48,961
- What?
- 929
- 00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:50,566
- Let's play a game.
- 930
- 00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:52,642
- A game? What are you, eight?
- Mmm-hmm.
- 931
- 00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:54,644
- What are you, 78?
- 932
- 00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:56,963
- Truth or dare.
- Oh, come on.
- 933
- 00:50:57,240 --> 00:50:58,890
- Truth or dare?
- Oh.
- 934
- 00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:01,321
- Truth.
- 935
- 00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:08,328
- When we first met, you made
- a comment about my ass.
- 936
- 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,490
- Why did you do that?
- 937
- 00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:16,325
- You have a terrific ass,
- and I noticed that.
- 938
- 00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:18,842
- And I just commented on it.
- 939
- 00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:22,682
- Truth or dare?
- Dare.
- 940
- 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,684
- Really?
- Yeah.
- 941
- 00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:31,608
- There's a bald guy and he's
- going to walk right under you.
- 942
- 00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:33,011
- Spit on his head.
- 943
- 00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:35,010
- No.
- You said dare.
- 944
- 00:51:35,240 --> 00:51:37,766
- Truth.
- No, it's too late.
- 945
- 00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:46,645
- Happy?
- Yeah.
- 946
- 00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:48,848
- Ew!
- 947
- 00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:52,045
- Truth or dare?
- 948
- 00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,203
- Truth.
- You're boring.
- 949
- 00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:56,442
- The truth is
- always interesting.
- 950
- 00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,531
- Uh...
- 951
- 00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:03,042
- You want to fool
- around with me?
- 952
- 00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:05,201
- No.
- 953
- 00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:07,361
- Really?
- 954
- 00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:09,281
- Why not?
- 955
- 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:12,564
- That's a second question.
- It's a second part.
- 956
- 00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:17,722
- I'd be afraid
- I couldn't get it up.
- 957
- 00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:25,042
- That didn't seem to be a
- problem for you onstage.
- 958
- 00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:30,721
- Nothing is a problem
- for me onstage.
- 959
- 00:52:32,240 --> 00:52:33,969
- I want to ask
- another question.
- 960
- 00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:35,087
- You already did.
- 961
- 00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:37,402
- One more.
- Go ahead.
- 962
- 00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:43,404
- If you weren't afraid, what
- would you want to do to me?
- 963
- 00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:51,401
- I'd pull your eyes
- out of your head...
- 964
- 00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:53,445
- That's sweet.
- 965
- 00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:55,444
- ...and put them
- in my own skull...
- 966
- 00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:58,811
- ...and look around,
- so I could see the street
- 967
- 00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:00,769
- the way I used to
- when I was your age.
- 968
- 00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:15,360
- Good night.
- 969
- 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,002
- Don't kill
- the messenger.
- 970
- 00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:12,844
- He's an asshole.
- 971
- 00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:15,681
- I told you.
- 972
- 00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:17,330
- You fucking prick.
- 973
- 00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:18,931
- He's playing you-
- 974
- 00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:20,446
- This is it?
- 975
- 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,843
- Page 12. Page 12.
- 976
- 00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:28,966
- "Riggan Thomson, best known
- as the face of Birdman,
- 977
- 00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:31,520
- "tries not to lay
- an egg on Broadway."
- 978
- 00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:34,127
- Where's the rest of it?
- There is no rest of it.
- 979
- 00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:37,286
- Don't worry... it'll be used to
- scoop up dog shit tomorrow.
- 980
- 00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:39,170
- How can you be so calm?
- 981
- 00:54:39,240 --> 00:54:40,526
- What are my other choices?
- 982
- 00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:43,127
- Aren't you scared at all?
- About what?
- 983
- 00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:45,044
- About being
- humiliated out there!
- 984
- 00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:47,600
- It won't be the first
- time I've been humiliated.
- 985
- 00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:49,290
- Well, of course it won't.
- 986
- 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:54,565
- You're an asshole.
- 987
- 00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:03,166
- And by the way,
- I'm not pregnant,
- 988
- 00:55:03,240 --> 00:55:05,641
- so there's one thing
- not to worry about.
- 989
- 00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:11,049
- Forget about her.
- 990
- 00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:13,688
- He stole your front page.
- 991
- 00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:16,730
- He's stealing your show.
- He thinks you're a joke.
- 992
- 00:55:18,240 --> 00:55:20,720
- Now two million people
- agree with him.
- 993
- 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:26,006
- Maybe you are, Riggan. Maybe
- that's what you are-a joke.
- 994
- 00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:47,606
- Whoa! What the hell
- is going on?
- 995
- 00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:49,445
- Get up!
- Ow! That hurts!
- 996
- 00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:51,011
- Get up!
- Back away!
- 997
- 00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:53,160
- So Carver's the reason
- you became an actor, huh?
- 998
- 00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,123
- Listen, this is
- my fucking show.
- 999
- 00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:58,603
- I did the work, I raised the
- money and I arrange the press!
- 1000
- 00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:02,890
- Oh, Jesus. They called
- me for an interview.
- 1001
- 00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:06,283
- I told them the first thing
- that came into my head.
- 1002
- 00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:08,523
- We got the cover
- of the Arts section!
- 1003
- 00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:10,443
- Fuck the Arts section!
- 1004
- 00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:12,484
- You told them the first thing
- that came into your head?
- 1005
- 00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:13,891
- Right.
- 1006
- 00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:16,088
- You're Mr. Natural.
- Mr. Fuck-the-scene-
- 1007
- 00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:17,685
- just-stare-
- at-my-massive-hard-on.
- 1008
- 00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:18,760
- That's truth.
- 1009
- 00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:19,881
- You think
- it looked massive?
- 1010
- 00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:21,531
- Shut the fuck up.
- 1011
- 00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:23,807
- You don't get hard on my
- stage unless I tell you to.
- 1012
- 00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:26,487
- Your stage? Oh, let me
- tell you something.
- 1013
- 00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:30,884
- This stage has belonged
- to a lot of great actors,
- but you are not one of them.
- 1014
- 00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:32,804
- So you wrote
- your own lines, huh?
- Ow!
- 1015
- 00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:34,491
- I did, actually.
- 1016
- 00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:37,246
- You wrote a few
- changes and mumbled,
- you self-absorbed prick.
- 1017
- 00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:38,731
- I'm self-absorbed'?
- Look at you.
- 1018
- 00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:40,245
- You nobody piece of shit!
- 1019
- 00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,643
- Nobody? My massive hard-on
- got 50,000 views on YouTube.
- 1020
- 00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:46,571
- A cat playing with a dildo
- gets more than that.
- 1021
- 00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:48,490
- I don't care.
- Yes, you do! You care.
- 1022
- 00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:51,161
- I'm a theater actor. I don't
- give a shit. You care.
- 1023
- 00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:52,765
- Everybody says,
- "Oh, Mike is so honest.
- 1024
- 00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:55,571
- "Mike is so motherfucking
- truthful!"
- Ow!
- 1025
- 00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:58,891
- You said in the interview your
- father was a drunk like Carver.
- 1026
- 00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:00,530
- Is that true?
- 1027
- 00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:02,762
- No. No.
- 'Cause my father was.
- 1028
- 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,004
- My father was a mean fucking drunk.
- You understand?
- 1029
- 00:57:06,240 --> 00:57:08,242
- He beat the shit out of us.
- 1030
- 00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:10,283
- But at least when
- he was beating us...
- 1031
- 00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:14,206
- ...he wasn't thinking about
- taking us out to his toolshed.
- 1032
- 00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:16,523
- Because when
- he got us out there...
- 1033
- 00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:18,524
- ...that bastard
- would smile and say:
- 1034
- 00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:21,240
- "You want to get on your
- knees and unbuckle my belt,
- 1035
- 00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:23,527
- "or do I take it off
- and use it on you?"
- 1036
- 00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:27,203
- After a while, I made myself numb, so...
- But my...
- 1037
- 00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:29,045
- My little sister...
- 1038
- 00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:33,729
- - Okay. Okay.
- - Hey, hey, hey.
- 1039
- 00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:36,210
- Oh, God.
- 1040
- 00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:39,885
- Uh, I didn't know.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- 1041
- 00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:43,363
- That's fucking horrible, man.
- I'm sorry.
- 1042
- 00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:48,807
- It's also not true. See,
- I can pretend, too. Oh!
- 1043
- 00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:50,565
- Don't fuck with me, Mike.
- 1044
- 00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:53,406
- You're a little bit crazy. You
- should start using that onstage.
- 1045
- 00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:55,563
- "Working with
- Riggan Thomson's
- 1046
- 00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:57,165
- "like Waltzing
- with a monkey? Huh"
- 1047
- 00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:58,651
- I might have said that.
- 1048
- 00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:00,245
- You might?
- Come on, let's go.
- 1049
- 00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,164
- Come on.
- Yeah.
- 1050
- 00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:04,641
- Why don't you get your
- wings and your bird suit?
- 1051
- 00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:06,563
- Ow!
- 1052
- 00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:19,483
- I'm gonna crab up on your ass
- and fucking choke you out!
- 1053
- 00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:21,603
- Get off me.
- What are you looking at?
- 1054
- 00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:24,161
- What are you going
- to do, replace me?!
- 1055
- 00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:26,527
- Get fucking Ryan
- Gosling or some shit?!
- 1056
- 00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:29,161
- What do you think my friend Tabitha
- will do to you in the Times,
- 1057
- 00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:30,844
- you fucking dilettante!
- 1058
- 00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:53,125
- You are lame, Riggan...
- 1059
- 00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:56,808
- ...rolling around with
- that poncy theater fuck...
- 1060
- 00:58:57,040 --> 00:59:00,044
- ...in an 800-seat
- shithole like this.
- 1061
- 00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:09,485
- Oh, you really
- fucked up this time.
- 1062
- 00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:13,805
- You destroy a genius book with
- that infantile adaptation.
- 1063
- 00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:18,125
- Now you're about to destroy
- what's left of your career.
- 1064
- 00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:20,651
- It's pathetic.
- 1065
- 00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:22,405
- Breathing in, I am calm.
- 1066
- 00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:25,166
- Let's get the hell out
- of here while we can.
- 1067
- 00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:27,642
- I ignore this
- mental formation.
- 1068
- 00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:28,801
- This is a mental formation.
- 1069
- 00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:30,809
- Stop that shit!
- 1070
- 00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:34,642
- I'm not a mental formation. I'm
- you, asshole.
- 1071
- 00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:36,801
- Leave me alone.
- 1072
- 00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:39,087
- You were a movie star,
- remember?
- 1073
- 00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:41,482
- Pretentious, but happy.
- I wasn't happy.
- 1074
- 00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:46,402
- Ignorant, but charming. Now, you're
- just a tiny, bitter cocksucker.
- 1075
- 00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:48,842
- I was fucking miserable.
- 1076
- 00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:52,846
- Yeah, but fake miserable.
- Hollywood miserable.
- 1077
- 00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:54,605
- What are you
- trying to prove?
- 1078
- 00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:56,682
- You're an artist?
- You're not.
- 1079
- 00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:58,331
- Fuck you!
- 1080
- 00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:01,006
- No, fuck you, you coward.
- 1081
- 01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:05,001
- We grossed billions!
- You're ashamed of that?
- Billions!
- 1082
- 01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:07,362
- And billions of flies
- eat shit every day!
- 1083
- 01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:09,363
- So what?
- Does that make it good?
- 1084
- 01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:14,045
- I don't know if you noticed,
- but that was 1992!
- 1085
- 01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:17,364
- You could jump
- right back into that suit,
- if you wanted to.
- 1086
- 01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:21,366
- Oh, look at me!
- Look at this!
- Look, look, look!
- 1087
- 01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:24,041
- I look like a turkey
- with leukemia!
- 1088
- 01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:26,567
- I'm fucking disappearing.
- 1089
- 01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:29,045
- This is what's left!
- 1090
- 01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:31,691
- I'm the answer to a fucking
- Trivial Pursuit question!
- 1091
- 01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:33,450
- You're an imposter here.
- 1092
- 01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:35,522
- Eventually they will
- figure you out.
- 1093
- 01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:38,684
- What part of this don't you get?
- You're dead.
- 1094
- 01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:40,120
- We are not dead.
- 1095
- 01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:41,890
- Oh, please,
- just stay dead.
- 1096
- 01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:43,531
- We are not dead.
- 1097
- 01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:46,041
- Stop saying "well"
- There is no "we!"
- 1098
- 01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:50,081
- I'm not fucking you! I'm
- Riggan fucking Thomson!
- 1099
- 01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:53,405
- No, you're Birdman.
- 1100
- 01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:58,084
- Because without me,
- all that's left is you...
- 1101
- 01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:01,244
- ...a sad, selfish,
- mediocre actor...
- 1102
- 01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:05,246
- ...grasping at the last
- vestiges of his career.
- 1103
- 01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:14,321
- What the hell did you do that for?
- I liked that poster.
- 1104
- 01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:17,445
- It's always "we," brother.
- 1105
- 01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:21,202
- Fuck you!!!
- Shut the fuck up!
- 1106
- 01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:22,771
- Leave me alone!!
- 1107
- 01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:35,129
- You're fucking, so fucking annoying!
- Shut up!!
- 1108
- 01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:43,805
- Hey. What's up?
- 1109
- 01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:45,411
- Um, well...
- 1110
- 01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:48,806
- ...one hour till curtain.
- Why don't you rest a bit?
- 1111
- 01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:51,691
- Yeah, I'm going to lay down.
- 1112
- 01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:54,280
- Almost there, buddy. Last preview.
- Okay. Cool.
- 1113
- 01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:55,931
- How you doing?
- Good. Great.
- 1114
- 01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:59,602
- The money came through. I just need
- to transfer it into the account.
- 1115
- 01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:01,131
- Good. That's terrific.
- 1116
- 01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:03,642
- So... I'll go, uh, do that.
- 1117
- 01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:05,285
- Thanks for stopping by.
- 1118
- 01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:12,163
- You know I'm proud
- of you, don't you?
- 1119
- 01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:15,324
- This took balls.
- 1120
- 01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:18,007
- And you did it, okay?
- I know.
- 1121
- 01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:21,166
- I think we should
- cancel the preview.
- 1122
- 01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:25,847
- I'm tired, dude. I can't
- do this anymore, Jake.
- 1123
- 01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:28,171
- I can't.
- 1124
- 01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:32,444
- That's a joke, right?
- 1125
- 01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:37,320
- You know, I don't think this is for me.
- The whole...
- 1126
- 01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:39,641
- They're laughing at me.
- 1127
- 01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:44,846
- There is a three-block line
- of people waiting for you.
- 1128
- 01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:49,209
- It's a full house.
- We're sold out!
- 1129
- 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:51,843
- Really?
- Yes!
- 1130
- 01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:54,123
- And the French
- ambassador's coming.
- 1131
- 01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:57,204
- The Prince of Saudi Arabia's
- bringing one of his wives.
- 1132
- 01:02:57,520 --> 01:03:01,206
- And I didn't want to tell you
- this, but Martin Scorsees...
- 1133
- 01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:04,884
- ...is casting his new film, and...
- Don't tell anybody.
- 1134
- 01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:07,202
- No, I won't.
- Okay?
- 1135
- 01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:09,166
- Okay?
- 1136
- 01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:12,528
- Okay. Yeah, yeah,
- I can be ready.
- I can be ready.
- 1137
- 01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:14,564
- Good.
- Thank you.
- 1138
- 01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:20,011
- How is he?
- 1139
- 01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:22,286
- He'll be fine.
- 1140
- 01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:23,686
- Poor creature.
- 1141
- 01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:25,604
- Is it true? Scorsese?
- 1142
- 01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:28,684
- Yeah.
- And the new Pope, too.
- 1143
- 01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:32,202
- You're an asshole, Jake!
- 1144
- 01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:35,207
- I'm the one
- keeping this afloat!
- 1145
- 01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:55,645
- Are you okay?
- 1146
- 01:03:55,880 --> 01:03:57,086
- Yeah. Yeah.
- 1147
- 01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:59,811
- I think I cut
- my hand shaving.
- 1148
- 01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:03,569
- Well, I just
- wanted to say... I'm sorry.
- 1149
- 01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:05,041
- What for?
- 1150
- 01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:08,049
- I knew what
- Mike was capable of
- 1151
- 01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:09,963
- and I brought him
- in anyway.
- 1152
- 01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:12,561
- No, no, no.
- You did good.
- 1153
- 01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:14,244
- Are you kidding?
- You did great.
- 1154
- 01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:19,726
- Tomorrow's my first opening
- night on Broadway.
- 1155
- 01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:21,605
- Mine, too.
- 1156
- 01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:26,086
- And I just want to let you know
- that, no matter what happens...
- 1157
- 01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:28,924
- ...I'm really
- grateful to you.
- 1158
- 01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:31,003
- Oh, no, no, no.
- Me, too.
- 1159
- 01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:33,764
- This is exciting.
- 1160
- 01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:37,764
- We have a full house.
- Jake just told me.
- 1161
- 01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:41,603
- Yeah, it's great.
- 1162
- 01:04:49,080 --> 01:04:50,809
- Oh, God.
- 1163
- 01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:19,006
- For fuck's sake,
- just jump already.
- 1164
- 01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:22,004
- How'd you know
- I'd be up here?
- 1165
- 01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:26,685
- Well, I didn't know,
- but I kind of hoped maybe.
- 1166
- 01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:29,365
- Where is Lesley?
- 1167
- 01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:33,684
- Lesley?
- Uh, Lesley's moving on.
- 1168
- 01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:36,850
- Smart girl.
- 1169
- 01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:39,884
- Oh, thank you. I appreciate that support.
- 1170
- 01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:44,202
- You ready for
- your last preview?
- 1171
- 01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:46,081
- Sure, yeah.
- 1172
- 01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:47,691
- Who did that to you?
- 1173
- 01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:52,202
- Could have been
- anybody, I guess.
- 1174
- 01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:53,726
- Yes.
- 1175
- 01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:56,361
- I'm sort of hoping
- it was Lesley.
- 1176
- 01:05:57,200 --> 01:05:59,043
- It wasn't Lesley.
- 1177
- 01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:03,891
- Oh, my God.
- 1178
- 01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:06,362
- Are you fucking kidding me? No.
- 1179
- 01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:10,050
- Jesus Christ!
- 1180
- 01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:13,202
- I think maybe
- I deserved it.
- 1181
- 01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:16,571
- Fuck.
- 1182
- 01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:19,571
- Fuck.
- 1183
- 01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:22,564
- Tell me something.
- 1184
- 01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:26,402
- What is the worst thing
- that he did to you?
- 1185
- 01:06:26,480 --> 01:06:27,561
- Seriously.
- 1186
- 01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:29,729
- He was never around.
- 1187
- 01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:33,767
- Yeah? I mean, so what?
- That was it?
- 1188
- 01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:37,766
- No. It was how he tried
- to make up for it...
- 1189
- 01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:41,965
- ...by constantly trying to
- convince me that I was special.
- 1190
- 01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:52,083
- Okay. Look.
- 1191
- 01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:54,285
- Look at me.
- 1192
- 01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:57,090
- He was right, though.
- 1193
- 01:06:57,760 --> 01:06:58,760
- About what?
- 1194
- 01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:00,609
- About your being special.
- 1195
- 01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:04,601
- You've been hanging
- around here...
- 1196
- 01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:06,888
- ...trying to make
- yourself invisible
- 1197
- 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,446
- behind this fragile
- little fuck-up routine...
- 1198
- 01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:11,125
- ...but you can't.
- 1199
- 01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:14,285
- You're anything but invisible.
- You're big.
- 1200
- 01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:17,124
- You're kind of
- a great mess.
- 1201
- 01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:20,808
- It's like a candle burning at
- both ends, but it's beautiful.
- 1202
- 01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:25,806
- No amount of booze or weed or
- attitude is going to hide that.
- 1203
- 01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:36,123
- I'm glad you're an actor and not a
- writer, 'cause that was, like...
- 1204
- 01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:38,971
- ...Oprah...
- 1205
- 01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:41,651
- ...Hallmark...
- 1206
- 01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:43,891
- ...R. Kelly bad.
- 1207
- 01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:45,491
- Yeah, well, I wasn't...
- 1208
- 01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:47,606
- Mmm...
- 1209
- 01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:10,161
- Truth or dare?
- 1210
- 01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:13,002
- Truth.
- No.
- 1211
- 01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:19,682
- Truth.
- No.
- 1212
- 01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:24,011
- Truth or dare?
- 1213
- 01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:47,727
- Do you have any idea
- where you're going?
- 1214
- 01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:49,644
- Absolutely not.
- 1215
- 01:08:58,880 --> 01:09:00,564
- How do you do it?
- 1216
- 01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:02,891
- Do what?
- 1217
- 01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:04,565
- Go out there
- every single night
- 1218
- 01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:07,040
- and pretend to be somebody else
- in front of all those people?
- 1219
- 01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:11,244
- I don't pretend out there.
- I told you.
- 1220
- 01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:14,928
- I pretend just about every
- place else, but not out there.
- 1221
- 01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:17,206
- That's a shame.
- 1222
- 01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:20,764
- What are we doing here?
- 1223
- 01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:23,091
- What do you mean?
- 1224
- 01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:26,401
- I mean, what are
- we doing here?
- 1225
- 01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:39,764
- By the time we got to
- the hospital, the kid was dead.
- 1226
- 01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:43,926
- So we took the old couple
- up to the O.R.
- 1227
- 01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:47,124
- We worked like
- hell on them...
- 1228
- 01:09:47,760 --> 01:09:49,922
- ...through most of the night.
- 1229
- 01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:55,608
- The husband, the old man, was
- depressed for the longest time.
- 1230
- 01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:59,601
- Even after I told him
- the wife would pull through,
- he was still depressed.
- 1231
- 01:09:59,960 --> 01:10:04,602
- So I went up to the mouth
- hole and I asked him.
- 1232
- 01:10:06,440 --> 01:10:10,445
- And he told me it was because
- he couldn't see her...
- 1233
- 01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:13,280
- ...the wife,
- through the eye holes.
- 1234
- 01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:15,210
- Can you imagine?
- 1235
- 01:10:15,280 --> 01:10:17,806
- I'm telling you, this guy's
- heart was breaking...
- 1236
- 01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:23,126
- ...because he couldn't turn his
- goddamn head to see his goddamn wife.
- 1237
- 01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:24,801
- So...
- 1238
- 01:10:25,320 --> 01:10:29,325
- ...I guess the question
- we should ask ourselves is...
- 1239
- 01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:33,801
- ...what do we talk about
- when we talk about love?
- 1240
- 01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:48,684
- Mel and I had been
- together five years...
- 1241
- 01:10:48,920 --> 01:10:52,163
- ...and I don't know how many
- times I've heard "I love you,"
- 1242
- 01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:53,520
- but it wasn't
- until that night...
- 1243
- 01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:54,966
- The blood rig
- should be good now.
- 1244
- 01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:57,168
- Be ready to go
- in two minutes.
- 1245
- 01:10:57,680 --> 01:10:59,330
- That was amazing!
- 1246
- 01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:01,090
- Yeah, good, right?
- 1247
- 01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:05,691
- It's actually going well.
- 1248
- 01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:07,206
- Yeah.
- 1249
- 01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:12,125
- I think we need to talk.
- 1250
- 01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:13,440
- No, no.
- 1251
- 01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:15,524
- Yeah, I guess
- you're right...
- 1252
- 01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:18,081
- ...but we will eventually,
- because that's the only way
- 1253
- 01:11:18,160 --> 01:11:20,447
- I'll get a chance
- to say I'm sorry.
- 1254
- 01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:22,689
- I really am sorry.
- 1255
- 01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:25,364
- We'd have made great parents.
- 1256
- 01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:26,965
- Horrible.
- We'd have been...
- 1257
- 01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:28,280
- ...awful.
- We'd have raised...
- 1258
- 01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:30,887
- ...a serial killer. Or Justin Bieber.
- 1259
- 01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:35,568
- I really wanted
- to be a mom.
- 1260
- 01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:38,886
- But my body doesn't
- seem to agree.
- 1261
- 01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:46,484
- When I imagined
- myself on Broadway,
- 1262
- 01:11:46,560 --> 01:11:48,801
- I never saw
- the dancing reindeer.
- 1263
- 01:11:49,040 --> 01:11:50,405
- Nice touch.
- 1264
- 01:11:56,240 --> 01:11:59,562
- In the clays before Nick's
- depression started to eat away at him...
- 1265
- 01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:01,723
- ...he had no idea
- I was pregnant...
- 1266
- 01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:04,722
- ...and I never intended
- to tell him.
- 1267
- 01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:06,685
- I guess we make
- choices in life,
- 1268
- 01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:08,922
- and we choose
- to live with them.
- 1269
- 01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:10,571
- Or not.
- 1270
- 01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:12,924
- I didn't want that baby.
- 1271
- 01:12:13,480 --> 01:12:15,767
- Not because I didn't love
- Nick, and not because
- 1272
- 01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:18,411
- I didn't love the idea
- of it, but because...
- 1273
- 01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:22,251
- ...I just wasn't ready
- to love myself.
- 1274
- 01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:26,161
- There's a distance
- to it all now.
- 1275
- 01:12:27,680 --> 01:12:30,160
- Hey, Jimmy,
- you got a smoke?
- 1276
- 01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:29,323
- Jimmy! Jimmy!
- 1277
- 01:13:29,640 --> 01:13:30,641
- Jimmy!!
- 1278
- 01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:38,171
- Shit!
- 1279
- 01:13:39,680 --> 01:13:40,841
- Fuck!
- 1280
- 01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:48,365
- Fuck.
- 1281
- 01:13:57,680 --> 01:13:59,603
- Hey, aren't you
- Riggan Thomson?
- 1282
- 01:13:59,680 --> 01:14:01,330
- Holy shit,
- let me get an autograph.
- 1283
- 01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:03,682
- Don't be a click.
- Give me an autograph.
- 1284
- 01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:05,441
- Dude, you rock!
- 1285
- 01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:07,045
- Birdman!
- 1286
- 01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:09,045
- Oh, shit!
- 1287
- 01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:17,522
- Oh, my God!
- You know who that is?
- 1288
- 01:14:19,040 --> 01:14:21,042
- Oh,
- can we take one picture!
- 1289
- 01:14:21,360 --> 01:14:24,045
- Just one picture!
- Kids, get next to him!
- 1290
- 01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:25,725
- You suck!
- 1291
- 01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:27,724
- You suuuuck!!
- 1292
- 01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:31,043
- Hey, Birdman!
- 1293
- 01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:40,404
- Riggan, I'm missing him.
- 1294
- 01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:43,724
- It's the Bird-fucking-man!
- Hey, come look at this guy!
- 1295
- 01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:47,721
- Birdman! Hey, Birdman,
- whooo, look at that!
- 1296
- 01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:56,490
- Where you going, man?
- 1297
- 01:14:56,760 --> 01:14:58,922
- You look so old
- in person.
- 1298
- 01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:00,765
- Fuck you!
- 1299
- 01:15:04,240 --> 01:15:07,084
- Sir! Sir!
- Where are you going?
- 1300
- 01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:10,085
- Sir! Where are you...? Sir!
- 1301
- 01:15:10,440 --> 01:15:11,440
- What are you doing?
- 1302
- 01:15:11,480 --> 01:15:14,450
- Waiting for Jake. This is
- my attorney, Mr. Roth.
- 1303
- 01:15:14,680 --> 01:15:17,604
- We're pursuing financial
- remunerations for the injuries...
- 1304
- 01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:19,205
- I got a play to do!
- 1305
- 01:15:19,440 --> 01:15:21,124
- Sir, you can't go in there!
- 1306
- 01:15:21,440 --> 01:15:24,284
- Actors Equity is
- a very strong union, sir!
- 1307
- 01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:38,441
- Knock, knock, knock!
- Terri! Terri!
- 1308
- 01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:39,961
- Ed?
- 1309
- 01:15:41,880 --> 01:15:43,211
- What are you doing here?
- 1310
- 01:15:43,360 --> 01:15:46,045
- Why?! I just need
- you to tell me why?
- 1311
- 01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:47,964
- Take it easy, Ed.
- I know this is hard.
- 1312
- 01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:49,884
- Shut up! Fuck you!
- Shut up!
- 1313
- 01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:51,121
- Shut up!
- 1314
- 01:15:51,400 --> 01:15:52,970
- Eddie, please!
- 1315
- 01:15:56,480 --> 01:15:58,323
- What's wrong with me?!
- 1316
- 01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:03,486
- Why do I always... beg
- people to love me?
- 1317
- 01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:07,646
- Eddie, please,
- just... just give me the gun.
- 1318
- 01:16:09,480 --> 01:16:11,482
- I just wanted to
- be what you wanted.
- 1319
- 01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:15,168
- Now I spend
- every fucking clay...
- 1320
- 01:16:15,480 --> 01:16:17,482
- ...trying to be
- somebody I'm not!
- 1321
- 01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:20,081
- Put the gun down. She doesn't love you!
- 1322
- 01:16:20,840 --> 01:16:21,840
- Eddie.
- 1323
- 01:16:21,880 --> 01:16:25,009
- Look at me.
- I was drowning.
- 1324
- 01:16:25,480 --> 01:16:28,165
- I'm just not capable of that
- kind of...
- 1325
- 01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:31,844
- You deserve to be loved,
- Eddie. You do.
- 1326
- 01:16:32,160 --> 01:16:34,162
- I just wanted
- to be what you wanted.
- 1327
- 01:16:34,680 --> 01:16:37,001
- Mr. Roth?
- Okay, don't leave, please.
- 1328
- 01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:39,169
- Is that a threat?
- What wheelchair?
- 1329
- 01:16:39,520 --> 01:16:42,364
- Okay, Mr. Roth, please hear me out.
- Will you?
- 1330
- 01:16:42,600 --> 01:16:44,921
- Don't hang up.
- Don't hang up.
- 1331
- 01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:47,168
- Give me 10 minutes
- to grab my things,
- 1332
- 01:16:47,240 --> 01:16:49,846
- give me 10 minutes and
- we can... Don't hang up.
- 1333
- 01:16:50,360 --> 01:16:52,840
- Goddamn it!
- The motherfucker hung up!
- 1334
- 01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:43,241
- Dad.
- 1335
- 01:17:45,240 --> 01:17:46,571
- Dad!
- 1336
- 01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:48,686
- Are you... okay?
- 1337
- 01:17:48,760 --> 01:17:49,921
- Why?
- 1338
- 01:17:50,760 --> 01:17:52,922
- You seem sort of...
- 1339
- 01:17:53,120 --> 01:17:55,248
- No, I'm good, I'm good.
- 1340
- 01:17:55,480 --> 01:17:57,482
- This is good. You want some?
- 1341
- 01:17:57,760 --> 01:17:58,921
- No.
- 1342
- 01:18:00,760 --> 01:18:04,082
- Do you really think you'll be
- ready for opening tomorrow?
- 1343
- 01:18:04,440 --> 01:18:05,771
- Yeah. Yep.
- 1344
- 01:18:07,440 --> 01:18:09,602
- Yeah, well, I mean...
- 1345
- 01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:12,407
- ...previews were
- pretty much a train wreck.
- 1346
- 01:18:12,480 --> 01:18:14,767
- We can't seem to get
- through a performance...
- 1347
- 01:18:15,440 --> 01:18:19,764
- ...without a raging fire or a
- raging hard-on. I'm broke.
- 1348
- 01:18:20,120 --> 01:18:22,964
- I'm not sleeping,
- like, you know... at all.
- 1349
- 01:18:23,280 --> 01:18:27,968
- And, uh, this play is kind
- of starting to feel like...
- 1350
- 01:18:28,280 --> 01:18:32,444
- ...a miniature, deformed version
- of myself that just keeps...
- 1351
- 01:18:32,800 --> 01:18:34,802
- ...following me
- around and, like...
- 1352
- 01:18:35,280 --> 01:18:39,285
- ...hitting me in the balls with,
- like, a tiny little hammer.
- 1353
- 01:18:41,320 --> 01:18:42,970
- I'm sorry,
- what was the question?
- 1354
- 01:18:43,320 --> 01:18:44,651
- Never mind.
- 1355
- 01:18:45,160 --> 01:18:46,844
- Tonight wasn't bad.
- 1356
- 01:18:47,480 --> 01:18:48,480
- I know.
- 1357
- 01:18:48,520 --> 01:18:50,000
- It was weird,
- but it was kind of cool.
- 1358
- 01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:51,160
- Yeah, really?
- 1359
- 01:18:51,200 --> 01:18:52,645
- Yeah, I think
- people liked it.
- 1360
- 01:18:53,800 --> 01:18:56,007
- What are you doing?
- Homework?
- 1361
- 01:18:56,320 --> 01:18:57,651
- No, I don't...
- 1362
- 01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:01,004
- No, um...
- When I was in rehab,
- they made us do this.
- 1363
- 01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:02,361
- Really? What is it'?
- 1364
- 01:19:02,640 --> 01:19:06,440
- Um... These dashes represent
- the six billion years
- 1365
- 01:19:06,520 --> 01:19:07,720
- that the Earth
- has been around.
- 1366
- 01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:11,169
- So, each dash represents
- a thousand years.
- 1367
- 01:19:11,360 --> 01:19:15,729
- And, um, this... is how long
- humans have been here.
- 1368
- 01:19:16,680 --> 01:19:18,682
- 150,000 years.
- 1369
- 01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:21,284
- I think they're
- trying to remind us that
- 1370
- 01:19:21,400 --> 01:19:24,006
- that's all our ego and
- self-obsession are worth.
- 1371
- 01:19:28,680 --> 01:19:30,842
- I was a shitty father,
- wasn't I?
- 1372
- 01:19:32,360 --> 01:19:33,850
- No, you were...
- 1373
- 01:19:36,360 --> 01:19:37,850
- You were fine.
- 1374
- 01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:41,680
- That's right,
- I was... l was just fine.
- 1375
- 01:19:45,200 --> 01:19:46,531
- I can't...
- 1376
- 01:19:46,760 --> 01:19:47,761
- Dad?
- 1377
- 01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:50,370
- Oh, shoot. I'm sorry.
- 1378
- 01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:53,928
- You just wiped out the
- entire human race.
- 1379
- 01:19:54,720 --> 01:19:57,200
- There it goes. I'm sorry.
- 1380
- 01:19:59,040 --> 01:20:00,041
- Um...
- 1381
- 01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:03,251
- You're becoming
- a trending topic.
- 1382
- 01:20:03,560 --> 01:20:04,607
- Really?
- 1383
- 01:20:06,200 --> 01:20:09,568
- I should probably tell you about
- this before anybody else does.
- 1384
- 01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:16,726
- 350,000 views in
- less than an hour.
- 1385
- 01:20:18,560 --> 01:20:19,721
- Fuck.
- 1386
- 01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:25,084
- Believe or not,
- this is power.
- 1387
- 01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:31,569
- Hey, look,
- it's Riggan Thomson!
- 1388
- 01:20:31,920 --> 01:20:33,570
- Look at that!
- 1389
- 01:20:33,920 --> 01:20:36,840
- One million, three hundred
- thousand hits in the last 2 hours.
- 1390
- 01:20:37,080 --> 01:20:39,080
- That's Birdman
- actor Riggan Thomson.
- 1391
- 01:20:39,120 --> 01:20:40,645
- Give me another one.
- 1392
- 01:20:41,440 --> 01:20:42,487
- You got it.
- 1393
- 01:20:42,760 --> 01:20:44,091
- That takes a lot of balls.
- 1394
- 01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:46,240
- - Or not.
- - Ouch!
- 1395
- 01:20:46,440 --> 01:20:48,488
- What do you have
- to do to get a job these days?
- 1396
- 01:20:48,760 --> 01:20:51,081
- Why must actors
- have to resort to this?
- 1397
- 01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:54,606
- That's going over
- to Ms. Dickinson.
- 1398
- 01:20:54,920 --> 01:20:56,763
- Give me a minute.
- 1399
- 01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:04,602
- Hey, um, that's on me.
- She's a friend of mine.
- 1400
- 01:21:05,120 --> 01:21:06,770
- Okay. No problem.
- 1401
- 01:21:07,120 --> 01:21:08,281
- Thank you.
- 1402
- 01:21:19,600 --> 01:21:20,931
- That was...
- 1403
- 01:21:21,240 --> 01:21:24,244
- ...twenty years before I put
- on that goddamn outfit.
- 1404
- 01:21:24,520 --> 01:21:26,010
- I don't care.
- 1405
- 01:21:28,440 --> 01:21:30,442
- Okay. I was just...
- 1406
- 01:21:31,920 --> 01:21:34,082
- You know, before
- you come tomorrow night.
- 1407
- 01:21:34,360 --> 01:21:35,930
- It doesn't matter.
- 1408
- 01:21:39,440 --> 01:21:41,602
- I'm going to
- destroy your play.
- 1409
- 01:21:42,760 --> 01:21:44,728
- But you didn't even see it.
- 1410
- 01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:46,290
- Um, you know, did I do
- something to offend you?
- 1411
- 01:21:46,520 --> 01:21:48,204
- Actually, you did.
- 1412
- 01:21:48,440 --> 01:21:50,044
- You occupied
- a theater which
- 1413
- 01:21:50,120 --> 01:21:52,361
- might have been used on
- something worthwhile.
- 1414
- 01:21:54,120 --> 01:21:58,284
- Okay. But you don't even know
- if it's any good or not.
- 1415
- 01:21:58,640 --> 01:22:02,804
- That's true. I haven't read a word
- of it, or even seen a preview...
- 1416
- 01:22:03,120 --> 01:22:04,531
- ...but after
- the opening tomorrow,
- 1417
- 01:22:04,600 --> 01:22:08,127
- I'm going to turn in the worst
- review anybody has ever read.
- 1418
- 01:22:08,960 --> 01:22:10,962
- And I'm going to
- close your play.
- 1419
- 01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:13,324
- Would you like to know why?
- 1420
- 01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:17,805
- Because I hate you,
- and everyone you represent.
- 1421
- 01:22:18,320 --> 01:22:21,961
- Entitled, selfish,
- spoiled children.
- 1422
- 01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:26,486
- Blissfully untrained,
- unversed and unprepared...
- 1423
- 01:22:26,800 --> 01:22:28,802
- ...to even attempt real art.
- 1424
- 01:22:29,160 --> 01:22:33,006
- Handing each other awards
- for cartoons and pornography.
- 1425
- 01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:36,005
- Measuring your
- worth in weekends?
- 1426
- 01:22:36,480 --> 01:22:38,164
- Well, this is the theater.
- 1427
- 01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:40,209
- You don't get to
- come here and pretend
- 1428
- 01:22:40,280 --> 01:22:42,009
- you can write,
- direct and act...
- 1429
- 01:22:42,240 --> 01:22:43,765
- ...in your own
- propaganda piece
- 1430
- 01:22:43,840 --> 01:22:46,081
- without coming
- through me first.
- 1431
- 01:22:46,480 --> 01:22:48,881
- Ah.
- So break a leg.
- 1432
- 01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:54,404
- Wow. So what has to
- happen in a person's life
- 1433
- 01:22:54,480 --> 01:22:56,403
- for them to become
- a critic, anyway?
- 1434
- 01:22:57,240 --> 01:22:59,049
- What are you writing,
- a review?
- 1435
- 01:22:59,400 --> 01:23:01,084
- Huh? Is it any good?
- 1436
- 01:23:01,400 --> 01:23:04,722
- Is it bad?
- Did you even see it?
- Let me read it.
- 1437
- 01:23:04,920 --> 01:23:06,763
- I will call the police.
- 1438
- 01:23:06,840 --> 01:23:08,640
- No, you won't. Let's read
- your fucking review.
- 1439
- 01:23:08,920 --> 01:23:11,400
- "Callow." Callow is a label.
- 1440
- 01:23:12,240 --> 01:23:14,402
- "Lackluster."
- That's just a label.
- 1441
- 01:23:14,760 --> 01:23:17,491
- "Marginalia"? Are you kidding me?
- 1442
- 01:23:17,560 --> 01:23:19,600
- It sounds like you need
- penicillin to clear that up.
- 1443
- 01:23:19,920 --> 01:23:23,402
- That's a label, too. These are all labels.
- You just label everything.
- 1444
- 01:23:23,760 --> 01:23:28,084
- That's so fucking lazy.
- You're a lazy fucker.
- 1445
- 01:23:28,440 --> 01:23:29,601
- You're a lazy...
- 1446
- 01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:32,924
- Do you know what this is?
- Do you even know what it is?
- 1447
- 01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:34,924
- You don't. You know why?
- 1448
- 01:23:35,120 --> 01:23:37,691
- Because you can't
- see this thing
- 1449
- 01:23:37,760 --> 01:23:39,125
- if you don't know
- how to label it.
- 1450
- 01:23:39,440 --> 01:23:43,331
- You mistake those noises in
- your head for true knowledge.
- 1451
- 01:23:43,600 --> 01:23:44,965
- Are you finished?
- No.
- 1452
- 01:23:45,280 --> 01:23:48,124
- There's nothing in here about
- technique, about structure...
- 1453
- 01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:51,642
- ...about intention. It's just
- a bunch of crappy opinions...
- 1454
- 01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:54,964
- ...backed up by even
- crappier comparisons.
- 1455
- 01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:57,965
- You write a couple paragraphs,
- and you know what?
- 1456
- 01:23:58,160 --> 01:24:01,289
- None of this costs
- you fucking anything.
- 1457
- 01:24:01,960 --> 01:24:04,964
- You risk nothing.
- Nothing, nothing, nothing!
- 1458
- 01:24:05,280 --> 01:24:07,282
- Well, I'm a fucking actor.
- 1459
- 01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:13,121
- This play cost me everything.
- 1460
- 01:24:14,960 --> 01:24:18,123
- So I'll tell you what.
- You take this fucking...
- 1461
- 01:24:18,480 --> 01:24:20,801
- ...malicious, cowardly...
- 1462
- 01:24:21,160 --> 01:24:25,484
- ...shittily written review and you
- shove it right the fuck up...
- 1463
- 01:24:25,800 --> 01:24:29,486
- ...your wrinkly... tight ass.
- 1464
- 01:24:34,480 --> 01:24:36,926
- You're no actor,
- you're a celebrity.
- 1465
- 01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:38,490
- Let's be clear on that.
- 1466
- 01:24:44,840 --> 01:24:46,842
- I'm going to
- kill your play.
- 1467
- 01:25:19,360 --> 01:25:21,044
- Tomorrow...
- 1468
- 01:25:21,880 --> 01:25:24,724
- ...and tomorrow...
- 1469
- 01:25:25,720 --> 01:25:27,529
- ...and tomorrow,
- 1470
- 01:25:29,040 --> 01:25:31,725
- Creeps in this...
- 1471
- 01:25:33,880 --> 01:25:36,042
- ...petty pace...
- 1472
- 01:25:36,880 --> 01:25:39,042
- ...from day to day...
- 1473
- 01:25:40,880 --> 01:25:43,884
- ...to the last... syllable...
- 1474
- 01:25:45,880 --> 01:25:48,247
- ...of recorded time;
- 1475
- 01:25:50,080 --> 01:25:51,570
- And...
- 1476
- 01:25:52,720 --> 01:25:56,566
- ...all of our yesterdays...
- 1477
- 01:25:58,400 --> 01:26:00,084
- ...have lighted...
- 1478
- 01:26:01,240 --> 01:26:02,924
- ...fools...
- 1479
- 01:26:05,400 --> 01:26:07,084
- A pint of whiskey,
- please.
- 1480
- 01:26:07,280 --> 01:26:09,442
- ...the way
- to dusty death.
- 1481
- 01:26:10,240 --> 01:26:13,084
- Out... out...
- 1482
- 01:26:14,600 --> 01:26:16,204
- $6.50, my friend.
- 1483
- 01:26:16,280 --> 01:26:17,930
- $6.59 Uh?
- 1484
- 01:26:19,920 --> 01:26:22,605
- Here... l don't know what
- that is, just take it.
- 1485
- 01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:24,761
- But your...
- 1486
- 01:26:25,440 --> 01:26:28,125
- Life is but
- a walking shadow,
- 1487
- 01:26:29,920 --> 01:26:31,604
- A poor...
- 1488
- 01:26:32,280 --> 01:26:33,611
- ...player...
- 1489
- 01:26:34,760 --> 01:26:39,448
- ...that struts and frets
- his hour upon the stage...
- 1490
- 01:26:40,120 --> 01:26:41,963
- ...and then is heard...
- 1491
- 01:26:43,120 --> 01:26:44,610
- ...no more!
- 1492
- 01:26:45,120 --> 01:26:46,804
- It is a tale...
- 1493
- 01:26:47,280 --> 01:26:50,966
- ...told by an idiot...
- 1494
- 01:26:52,280 --> 01:26:55,124
- ...full of sound and fury...
- 1495
- 01:26:56,120 --> 01:27:00,125
- ...signifying nothing!
- 1496
- 01:27:03,640 --> 01:27:06,120
- Where you going, man?
- Was that too much?
- 1497
- 01:27:06,640 --> 01:27:08,642
- I was just trying
- to give you a range.
- 1498
- 01:27:08,840 --> 01:27:11,047
- It's a little bit too much.
- I can tell, because you...
- 1499
- 01:27:11,160 --> 01:27:12,844
- I just want to
- give you a range.
- 1500
- 01:27:13,160 --> 01:27:16,482
- That was a little too much.
- It was a little too much.
- 1501
- 01:28:10,360 --> 01:28:14,046
- God, you look
- like shit, brother.
- 1502
- 01:28:14,520 --> 01:28:18,047
- You get that mongoloid look
- when you're hung over.
- 1503
- 01:28:18,360 --> 01:28:19,361
- Yeah.
- 1504
- 01:28:20,880 --> 01:28:23,201
- Let's go. Come on. Get up.
- 1505
- 01:28:23,720 --> 01:28:25,563
- It's a beautiful day.
- 1506
- 01:28:26,040 --> 01:28:30,250
- Forget about
- the Times... everyone else has.
- 1507
- 01:28:30,880 --> 01:28:32,882
- Come on. Stand up!
- 1508
- 01:28:34,240 --> 01:28:37,210
- So you're not a great actor.
- Who cares?
- 1509
- 01:28:37,280 --> 01:28:39,089
- You're much more than that.
- 1510
- 01:28:39,400 --> 01:28:43,086
- You tower over these
- other theater douchebags.
- 1511
- 01:28:43,400 --> 01:28:45,160
- You're a movie star, man!
- 1512
- 01:28:45,320 --> 01:28:48,085
- You're a global force!
- Don't you get it?
- 1513
- 01:28:48,320 --> 01:28:50,482
- You spent your life
- building a bank account
- 1514
- 01:28:50,560 --> 01:28:52,688
- and a reputation...
- and you blew 'em both.
- 1515
- 01:28:52,920 --> 01:28:54,001
- Good for you.
- 1516
- 01:28:54,240 --> 01:28:56,607
- Fuck it.
- We'll make a comeback.
- 1517
- 01:28:56,680 --> 01:28:59,251
- They're waiting for something huge.
- Well, give it to them.
- 1518
- 01:28:59,680 --> 01:29:03,002
- Shave off that pathetic goatee.
- Get some surgery!
- 1519
- 01:29:03,240 --> 01:29:05,607
- Sixty's the new thirty,
- motherfucker.
- 1520
- 01:29:05,840 --> 01:29:09,686
- You're the original. You paved
- the way for these other clowns.
- 1521
- 01:29:09,920 --> 01:29:11,524
- Give the people
- what they want...
- 1522
- 01:29:11,600 --> 01:29:13,443
- old-fashioned
- apocalyptic porn.
- 1523
- 01:29:13,680 --> 01:29:15,682
- Birdman: The Phoenix Rises.
- 1524
- 01:29:15,920 --> 01:29:18,127
- Pimple-faced gamers
- creaming in their pants.
- 1525
- 01:29:18,360 --> 01:29:21,204
- A billion worldwide,
- guaranteed!
- 1526
- 01:29:21,280 --> 01:29:23,044
- You are larger
- than life, man.
- 1527
- 01:29:23,280 --> 01:29:26,284
- You save people from their
- boring, miserable lives.
- 1528
- 01:29:26,600 --> 01:29:29,444
- You make them jump, laugh,
- shit their pants.
- 1529
- 01:29:29,680 --> 01:29:31,728
- All you have to do is...
- 1530
- 01:29:42,280 --> 01:29:44,203
- That's what
- I'm talking about.
- 1531
- 01:29:44,280 --> 01:29:46,965
- Bones rattling!
- Big, loud, fast!
- 1532
- 01:29:48,120 --> 01:29:51,488
- Look at these people, at their
- eyes... they're sparkling.
- 1533
- 01:29:51,680 --> 01:29:55,002
- They love this shit.
- They love blood.
- They love action.
- 1534
- 01:29:55,320 --> 01:29:59,962
- Not this talky, depressing,
- philosophical bullshit.
- 1535
- 01:30:07,640 --> 01:30:09,005
- Yes.
- 1536
- 01:30:09,320 --> 01:30:12,005
- And the next
- time you screech...
- 1537
- 01:30:13,480 --> 01:30:17,007
- ...it'll explode into
- millions of eardrums.
- 1538
- 01:30:17,480 --> 01:30:21,690
- You'll glimmer on thousands
- of screens around the globe.
- 1539
- 01:30:22,000 --> 01:30:24,321
- Another blockbuster.
- 1540
- 01:30:25,160 --> 01:30:27,527
- You are a god.
- 1541
- 01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:31,368
- See? There you go,
- you motherfucker.
- 1542
- 01:30:31,680 --> 01:30:34,001
- Gravity doesn't
- even apply to you.
- 1543
- 01:30:34,240 --> 01:30:38,006
- Wait till you see
- the faces of those
- who thought we were finished.
- 1544
- 01:30:38,240 --> 01:30:40,447
- Listen to me.
- Let's go back one more time
- 1545
- 01:30:40,520 --> 01:30:42,568
- and show them what
- we're capable of.
- 1546
- 01:30:42,840 --> 01:30:47,528
- We have to end it
- on our own terms...
- with a grand gesture.
- 1547
- 01:30:47,720 --> 01:30:50,405
- Flames. Sacrifice.
- 1548
- 01:30:51,200 --> 01:30:52,361
- lcarus.
- 1549
- 01:30:53,040 --> 01:30:54,690
- You can do it.
- 1550
- 01:30:55,040 --> 01:30:56,371
- You hear me?
- 1551
- 01:30:56,880 --> 01:30:57,881
- You are...
- 1552
- 01:30:58,040 --> 01:30:59,530
- Birdman!
- 1553
- 01:31:03,880 --> 01:31:07,885
- Hey! Is this for real,
- or are you shooting a film?
- 1554
- 01:31:09,400 --> 01:31:11,050
- A film!
- 1555
- 01:31:11,560 --> 01:31:14,040
- You people are full of shit!
- 1556
- 01:31:15,400 --> 01:31:17,562
- Hey, man,
- can I help you?
- 1557
- 01:31:18,720 --> 01:31:19,767
- Be careful.
- 1558
- 01:31:20,040 --> 01:31:22,566
- Sorry, I can't talk.
- I'm late.
- 1559
- 01:31:23,240 --> 01:31:24,571
- Music.
- 1560
- 01:31:28,920 --> 01:31:30,251
- You okay, man?
- 1561
- 01:31:32,240 --> 01:31:34,242
- You want me to call
- somebody for you?
- 1562
- 01:31:36,240 --> 01:31:37,765
- Do you know where to go?
- 1563
- 01:31:41,760 --> 01:31:42,807
- Yeah.
- 1564
- 01:31:43,760 --> 01:31:45,091
- I know where to go.
- 1565
- 01:31:46,600 --> 01:31:47,601
- Oh! Hey!
- 1566
- 01:31:59,560 --> 01:32:02,325
- Oh! on!
- 1567
- 01:32:12,880 --> 01:32:13,881
- Whoa!
- 1568
- 01:32:31,080 --> 01:32:32,445
- You see?
- 1569
- 01:32:33,600 --> 01:32:35,841
- This is where you belong.
- 1570
- 01:32:39,760 --> 01:32:41,444
- Above them all.
- 1571
- 01:33:43,680 --> 01:33:45,091
- Stop the music.
- 1572
- 01:33:45,160 --> 01:33:46,491
- I beg your pardon?
- 1573
- 01:33:47,000 --> 01:33:49,040
- Sir, you did not pay me!
- 1574
- 01:33:49,320 --> 01:33:52,847
- What are you doing?
- Where are you going?
- 1575
- 01:33:53,160 --> 01:33:56,004
- This guy didn't
- pay me. He's fucking crazy!
- 1576
- 01:34:30,640 --> 01:34:31,880
- Not a bad
- first act, huh?
- 1577
- 01:34:31,920 --> 01:34:33,046
- Not bad at all.
- 1578
- 01:34:33,280 --> 01:34:34,486
- It's going really well.
- 1579
- 01:34:34,720 --> 01:34:36,882
- I didn't think
- he could do Broadway.
- 1580
- 01:34:37,400 --> 01:34:38,731
- I never would
- have expected it.
- 1581
- 01:34:38,880 --> 01:34:40,440
- If the 2nd act
- is half as good...
- 1582
- 01:34:40,560 --> 01:34:42,050
- It's pretty glorious.
- 1583
- 01:34:42,200 --> 01:34:44,248
- What do we talk about when
- we talk about Riggan Thomson?
- 1584
- 01:34:44,400 --> 01:34:45,520
- How long
- is the intermission?
- 1585
- 01:34:45,640 --> 01:34:47,244
- Birdman can act.
- 1586
- 01:35:05,840 --> 01:35:06,841
- Whoa.
- 1587
- 01:35:07,080 --> 01:35:09,401
- I just came to say hello.
- 1588
- 01:35:09,760 --> 01:35:12,889
- It's going great out there.
- You're so good.
- 1589
- 01:35:12,960 --> 01:35:14,689
- I mean it. I really mean it.
- 1590
- 01:35:14,920 --> 01:35:17,924
- Places
- for the final scene, Riggan.
- 1591
- 01:35:18,160 --> 01:35:19,400
- Do you need to...?
- 1592
- 01:35:19,480 --> 01:35:21,120
- No, it's fine.
- Just sit here for a second.
- 1593
- 01:35:21,360 --> 01:35:23,362
- Look at all these roses.
- 1594
- 01:35:23,600 --> 01:35:24,840
- I hate roses.
- 1595
- 01:35:24,920 --> 01:35:26,081
- And you hate roses.
- 1596
- 01:35:28,080 --> 01:35:30,287
- Are you okay? You seem...
- 1597
- 01:35:30,920 --> 01:35:34,288
- I don't know,
- you seem abnormally calm.
- 1598
- 01:35:36,280 --> 01:35:37,770
- I am calm.
- 1599
- 01:35:38,760 --> 01:35:40,603
- I'm great, actually.
- 1600
- 01:35:42,320 --> 01:35:43,321
- You know...
- 1601
- 01:35:44,200 --> 01:35:48,524
- I got this little voice...
- talks to me sometimes.
- 1602
- 01:35:48,960 --> 01:35:50,644
- Tells me the truth.
- 1603
- 01:35:50,960 --> 01:35:52,291
- It's comforting.
- 1604
- 01:35:52,800 --> 01:35:54,802
- Kind of scary,
- but it is comforting.
- 1605
- 01:35:55,280 --> 01:35:57,248
- I'm going to pretend I
- didn't hear you say that.
- 1606
- 01:35:57,320 --> 01:35:58,481
- Okay.
- 1607
- 01:35:58,960 --> 01:36:00,803
- You wouldn't believe
- the crowd outside.
- 1608
- 01:36:00,880 --> 01:36:03,804
- They said some people
- paid up to $500 a ticket.
- 1609
- 01:36:04,320 --> 01:36:05,481
- Really?
- 1610
- 01:36:06,680 --> 01:36:07,681
- Hey-
- 1611
- 01:36:09,320 --> 01:36:11,163
- Can I tell you
- something funny?
- 1612
- 01:36:12,880 --> 01:36:14,723
- Remember our last
- anniversary party?
- 1613
- 01:36:14,960 --> 01:36:17,088
- Seriously? You want
- to ruin a nice moment?
- 1614
- 01:36:17,160 --> 01:36:18,491
- Do you remember?
- 1615
- 01:36:18,720 --> 01:36:20,927
- You fucked Janet
- Rossbach in our bed.
- 1616
- 01:36:21,000 --> 01:36:22,240
- Skip over that part.
- 1617
- 01:36:22,480 --> 01:36:23,481
- Oh, gladly.
- 1618
- 01:36:23,840 --> 01:36:25,968
- You threw all the guests
- out of the house...
- 1619
- 01:36:26,040 --> 01:36:28,168
- ...and you threw all
- the furniture out the window.
- 1620
- 01:36:28,400 --> 01:36:30,120
- I remember. Locked
- yourself in the bathroom.
- 1621
- 01:36:30,320 --> 01:36:32,004
- Why are we
- talking about...?
- 1622
- 01:36:32,240 --> 01:36:33,605
- I drove out to...
- 1623
- 01:36:34,080 --> 01:36:35,411
- ...Malibu.
- 1624
- 01:36:36,320 --> 01:36:40,166
- I just sat on the beach for a
- while, looking out at the ocean.
- 1625
- 01:36:40,440 --> 01:36:41,441
- Riggan.
- 1626
- 01:36:41,680 --> 01:36:43,330
- And I walked...
- 1627
- 01:36:43,680 --> 01:36:45,523
- ...straight into the water.
- 1628
- 01:36:50,520 --> 01:36:52,522
- And then I tried
- to drown myself.
- 1629
- 01:36:57,680 --> 01:37:00,206
- I was up to my chest
- when I felt the first one.
- 1630
- 01:37:00,520 --> 01:37:02,329
- On my back,
- it was like somebody was
- 1631
- 01:37:02,400 --> 01:37:05,210
- holding a frying pan to
- me and really burning.
- 1632
- 01:37:05,440 --> 01:37:08,967
- And then they were on my
- chest and all over my legs.
- 1633
- 01:37:09,880 --> 01:37:12,406
- The water was full
- of jellyfish.
- 1634
- 01:37:14,760 --> 01:37:15,921
- They were all over me.
- 1635
- 01:37:16,000 --> 01:37:19,766
- I had to fight my way
- out of the water
- and went up to the beach.
- 1636
- 01:37:20,080 --> 01:37:23,607
- I was rolling around
- like a maniac in the sand...
- 1637
- 01:37:24,280 --> 01:37:25,645
- ...crying.
- 1638
- 01:37:27,240 --> 01:37:29,288
- You said it was a sunburn.
- 1639
- 01:37:30,440 --> 01:37:33,444
- I know.
- And you believed me.
- 1640
- 01:37:33,920 --> 01:37:36,127
- To be honest,
- I didn't give a shit.
- 1641
- 01:37:44,600 --> 01:37:45,965
- I love you.
- 1642
- 01:37:49,800 --> 01:37:50,926
- And I love Sam.
- 1643
- 01:37:51,000 --> 01:37:52,126
- I know.
- 1644
- 01:37:55,960 --> 01:37:58,440
- I really wish I hadn't
- videotaped her birth.
- 1645
- 01:37:58,800 --> 01:37:59,961
- Why?
- 1646
- 01:38:00,280 --> 01:38:01,281
- 'Cause...
- 1647
- 01:38:02,480 --> 01:38:04,482
- ...I missed
- the moment, really.
- 1648
- 01:38:04,800 --> 01:38:06,211
- I don't have it.
- 1649
- 01:38:06,280 --> 01:38:08,647
- I should have just been
- there with the two of you.
- 1650
- 01:38:08,960 --> 01:38:12,806
- You know... just
- the three of us.
- 1651
- 01:38:16,160 --> 01:38:17,491
- But I wasn't.
- 1652
- 01:38:17,680 --> 01:38:20,843
- I wasn't even
- present in my own life,
- and now I don't have it...
- 1653
- 01:38:21,160 --> 01:38:22,810
- ...and I'm never
- going to have it.
- 1654
- 01:38:23,160 --> 01:38:24,605
- You have Sam.
- 1655
- 01:38:24,680 --> 01:38:26,170
- Not really, I don't.
- I mean, she's...
- 1656
- 01:38:26,480 --> 01:38:28,323
- No, she's just
- going through...
- 1657
- 01:38:28,640 --> 01:38:30,529
- No, I get it,
- I understand.
- 1658
- 01:38:30,600 --> 01:38:32,329
- She needed to have a dad...
- 1659
- 01:38:32,520 --> 01:38:35,524
- ...and instead she got
- this guy who was a...
- 1660
- 01:38:35,840 --> 01:38:38,650
- ...three-day
- viral sensation.
- 1661
- 01:38:38,720 --> 01:38:40,006
- It is so pathetic,
- I can't...
- 1662
- 01:38:40,200 --> 01:38:42,202
- There are things
- more pathetic than that.
- 1663
- 01:38:42,520 --> 01:38:43,601
- Yeah, like?
- 1664
- 01:38:43,680 --> 01:38:45,011
- That moustache.
- 1665
- 01:38:50,360 --> 01:38:52,328
- Riggan, we are in the motel.
- 1666
- 01:38:52,400 --> 01:38:55,370
- Last scene has started.
- You're not here.
- 1667
- 01:38:55,680 --> 01:38:57,682
- Last chance for "places."
- 1668
- 01:38:58,240 --> 01:39:00,208
- You better get
- back to your seat.
- 1669
- 01:39:20,520 --> 01:39:25,208
- Twenty little leopards
- laughed at two lofty lions.
- 1670
- 01:39:25,560 --> 01:39:28,564
- Twenty little leopards
- laughed at two lofty lions.
- 1671
- 01:39:28,720 --> 01:39:32,725
- Twenty little leopards
- laughed at two lofty lions.
- 1672
- 01:40:04,440 --> 01:40:06,442
- Break a leg, Mr. Thomson.
- 1673
- 01:40:36,080 --> 01:40:37,764
- Let me put the blood rig on.
- 1674
- 01:40:43,680 --> 01:40:45,011
- Riggan!
- 1675
- 01:40:54,680 --> 01:40:55,841
- Terri!
- 1676
- 01:40:56,360 --> 01:40:57,521
- Terri!
- 1677
- 01:40:58,600 --> 01:41:00,011
- Eddie! What are you
- doing here?
- 1678
- 01:41:00,280 --> 01:41:03,204
- Why? I just want
- you to tell me why.
- 1679
- 01:41:03,440 --> 01:41:05,522
- - Shut up!
- - Eddie, please!
- 1680
- 01:41:06,440 --> 01:41:08,124
- What's the matter with me?
- 1681
- 01:41:08,360 --> 01:41:12,046
- Tell me. Why do I always have
- to beg people to love me?
- 1682
- 01:41:12,360 --> 01:41:14,044
- Eddie, please,
- give me the gun.
- 1683
- 01:41:14,360 --> 01:41:17,204
- It was me. I was drowning.
- I'm just not capable of...
- 1684
- 01:41:17,520 --> 01:41:20,888
- You deserve to be loved,
- Eddie. You do.
- 1685
- 01:41:22,440 --> 01:41:26,206
- I just wanted to
- be what you wanted.
- What you wanted.
- 1686
- 01:41:26,440 --> 01:41:28,602
- Now I spend every
- fucking minute trying
- 1687
- 01:41:28,680 --> 01:41:30,808
- to be something else,
- something I'm not.
- 1688
- 01:41:31,040 --> 01:41:32,724
- Just put
- the gun down, Ed.
- 1689
- 01:41:32,800 --> 01:41:34,404
- She doesn't
- love you anymore.
- 1690
- 01:41:36,880 --> 01:41:38,564
- You don't, do you?
- 1691
- 01:41:38,880 --> 01:41:40,041
- No.
- 1692
- 01:41:40,120 --> 01:41:41,246
- And you never will.
- 1693
- 01:41:42,040 --> 01:41:43,405
- I'm sorry.
- 1694
- 01:41:43,840 --> 01:41:45,444
- Ah.
- 1695
- 01:41:54,920 --> 01:41:56,251
- I don't exist.
- 1696
- 01:41:59,920 --> 01:42:01,570
- I'm not even here.
- 1697
- 01:42:02,920 --> 01:42:04,410
- I'm not even here.
- 1698
- 01:42:05,160 --> 01:42:06,241
- Bang!
- 1699
- 01:42:18,600 --> 01:42:19,601
- Bang!
- 1700
- 01:44:13,520 --> 01:44:14,885
- Is he up?
- 1701
- 01:44:15,160 --> 01:44:16,730
- He just woke up.
- 1702
- 01:44:22,400 --> 01:44:24,209
- I thought I lost you, buddy.
- 1703
- 01:44:25,880 --> 01:44:28,167
- What the hell happened?
- 1704
- 01:44:28,560 --> 01:44:31,404
- I was watching you onstage
- and all of a sudden...
- 1705
- 01:44:31,720 --> 01:44:34,883
- ...you had that goofy look in your
- eye and you just...
- 1706
- 01:44:35,200 --> 01:44:36,725
- What is wrong with you?
- He tried to...
- 1707
- 01:44:37,040 --> 01:44:41,204
- I'm happy! He's alive! My
- best friend is alive! And...
- 1708
- 01:44:42,040 --> 01:44:43,883
- ...he's the fucking
- man of the hour.
- 1709
- 01:44:44,080 --> 01:44:45,241
- What is that?
- 1710
- 01:44:45,320 --> 01:44:46,401
- You have to be shitting me.
- 1711
- 01:44:46,920 --> 01:44:47,921
- Read it.
- 1712
- 01:44:48,200 --> 01:44:51,249
- I don't believe this.
- "The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance"?
- 1713
- 01:44:51,520 --> 01:44:52,521
- Read it.
- 1714
- 01:44:52,920 --> 01:44:54,251
- "By Tabitha Dickinson."
- 1715
- 01:44:54,320 --> 01:44:55,606
- Read it out loud!
- 1716
- 01:44:56,240 --> 01:44:58,402
- "Thomson has
- unwittingly given birth
- 1717
- 01:44:58,520 --> 01:45:01,091
- "to a new form, which can
- only be described as...
- 1718
- 01:45:01,360 --> 01:45:03,089
- "...super-realism.
- 1719
- 01:45:03,400 --> 01:45:06,085
- "Blood was spilled both
- literally and metaphorically
- 1720
- 01:45:06,160 --> 01:45:07,730
- "by artist
- and audience alike.
- 1721
- 01:45:07,920 --> 01:45:09,285
- "Real blood.
- 1722
- 01:45:09,560 --> 01:45:11,369
- "The blood that has
- been sorely missing
- 1723
- 01:45:11,440 --> 01:45:14,046
- "from the veins
- of American theater..."
- 1724
- 01:45:15,440 --> 01:45:17,442
- You're happy about this?
- 1725
- 01:45:17,760 --> 01:45:19,728
- Happy?
- I'm fucking euphoric!
- 1726
- 01:45:19,800 --> 01:45:22,451
- This is the kind of review that
- turns people into living legends!
- 1727
- 01:45:22,720 --> 01:45:24,404
- He shot the nose
- off his face!
- 1728
- 01:45:24,600 --> 01:45:26,409
- He got a new nose!
- 1729
- 01:45:26,480 --> 01:45:28,960
- And if doesn't like that one,
- we'll get him a new one!
- 1730
- 01:45:29,440 --> 01:45:31,442
- We'll use Meg Ryan's guy.
- Who cares?
- 1731
- 01:45:31,720 --> 01:45:33,927
- They're lighting candles
- for him in Central Park.
- 1732
- 01:45:34,000 --> 01:45:35,365
- Turn on the TV.
- 1733
- 01:45:37,360 --> 01:45:38,361
- ...a vigil for
- actor Riggan Thomson.
- 1734
- 01:45:38,640 --> 01:45:42,122
- They're praying for him all over the
- country. He did it. You did it!
- 1735
- 01:45:43,120 --> 01:45:46,283
- I've been reborn, brother.
- And I can see the future.
- 1736
- 01:45:46,640 --> 01:45:48,688
- This play is going to
- last forever.
- 1737
- 01:45:48,760 --> 01:45:50,728
- It's going to open
- in London, Paris.
- 1738
- 01:45:50,960 --> 01:45:52,371
- The studio will call,
- 1739
- 01:45:52,440 --> 01:45:53,726
- we're going to get
- book deals... you'll see.
- 1740
- 01:45:53,960 --> 01:45:55,405
- So you can see the future?
- 1741
- 01:45:55,480 --> 01:45:56,811
- Yeah, I can!
- 1742
- 01:45:57,640 --> 01:46:00,803
- How about that, huh? Did
- you see that coming?
- Oh.
- 1743
- 01:46:02,000 --> 01:46:03,650
- Why aren't you
- saying anything?
- 1744
- 01:46:04,640 --> 01:46:06,483
- This is what you wanted,
- wasn't it?
- 1745
- 01:46:07,000 --> 01:46:08,843
- Riggan, this is
- what you wanted.
- 1746
- 01:46:11,000 --> 01:46:12,161
- Yeah.
- 1747
- 01:46:12,320 --> 01:46:14,322
- Yeah, this is what I wanted.
- 1748
- 01:46:14,480 --> 01:46:16,528
- Okay, listen.
- You're going to get hit
- 1749
- 01:46:16,640 --> 01:46:19,484
- with a "brandishing
- a weapon" charge.
- 1750
- 01:46:19,760 --> 01:46:22,240
- If anybody talks to you about
- it, it was an accident.
- 1751
- 01:46:22,520 --> 01:46:24,170
- Is that what this was?
- 1752
- 01:46:25,160 --> 01:46:27,162
- An accident?
- An accident.
- 1753
- 01:46:27,920 --> 01:46:28,921
- Did you intend
- to shoot yourself!
- 1754
- 01:46:29,160 --> 01:46:33,370
- You motherfuckers, this is a hospital!
- Get the fuck out of here!
- 1755
- 01:46:33,680 --> 01:46:35,842
- This is a hospital!
- 1756
- 01:46:36,360 --> 01:46:39,011
- Get the fuck out,
- you assholes!
- 1757
- 01:46:39,360 --> 01:46:42,250
- Out! This is
- a personal matter!
- 1758
- 01:46:42,320 --> 01:46:43,685
- A personal matter!
- 1759
- 01:46:46,120 --> 01:46:48,521
- Hey, Sam!
- What did you feel like
- 1760
- 01:46:48,600 --> 01:46:50,921
- the night your father
- tried to kill himself?
- 1761
- 01:47:17,880 --> 01:47:19,245
- Lilacs.
- 1762
- 01:47:27,720 --> 01:47:29,404
- Are you laughing?
- 1763
- 01:47:29,720 --> 01:47:31,085
- What's so funny?
- 1764
- 01:47:32,720 --> 01:47:34,404
- I can't smell them.
- 1765
- 01:47:40,920 --> 01:47:42,285
- What are you doing?
- 1766
- 01:47:42,360 --> 01:47:43,771
- Posting a photo of you
- on your Twitter page.
- 1767
- 01:47:44,000 --> 01:47:45,240
- I have a Twitter page?
- 1768
- 01:47:45,320 --> 01:47:47,084
- Yeah, I set it up today.
- 1769
- 01:47:47,680 --> 01:47:49,045
- - Let me see.
- - No way.
- 1770
- 01:47:49,120 --> 01:47:50,451
- You look hideous.
- 1771
- 01:47:50,680 --> 01:47:52,808
- Oh, wow, thank you.
- I appreciate it.
- 1772
- 01:47:52,880 --> 01:47:54,166
- I'm just kidding.
- 1773
- 01:47:54,440 --> 01:47:56,920
- No, I'm actually not.
- You do look hideous.
- 1774
- 01:47:58,280 --> 01:48:01,443
- You got 80,000 followers
- in less than a day.
- 1775
- 01:48:01,760 --> 01:48:02,921
- Really?
- 1776
- 01:48:03,000 --> 01:48:04,126
- I'm going to scare
- the shit out of them.
- 1777
- 01:48:04,440 --> 01:48:05,521
- Let me look at it.
- 1778
- 01:48:05,600 --> 01:48:06,601
- Mmm-mmm. It's done.
- 1779
- 01:48:10,960 --> 01:48:13,611
- Uh, I'm going to get
- a vase for the flowers.
- 1780
- 01:49:17,920 --> 01:49:18,921
- Oh.
- 1781
- 01:49:31,320 --> 01:49:32,321
- Ah.
- 1782
- 01:49:35,200 --> 01:49:36,201
- Ah.
- 1783
- 01:49:42,960 --> 01:49:43,961
- Ah.
- 1784
- 01:50:14,720 --> 01:50:17,087
- Bye-bye... and fuck you.
- 1785
- 01:51:45,320 --> 01:51:46,321
- Dad?
- 1786
- 01:51:48,320 --> 01:51:49,481
- Dad?
- 1787
- 01:51:51,160 --> 01:51:52,241
- Dad?
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