I don't know what to call this really

“Listen…..uh…I know you want to stay and all….” The boy gulped, glancing at the goat-like beast in front of him.
“Go on….” The white beast muttered.
The boy opened his mouth to speak.
“Or not. Because I know exactly what you’re about to say.  You’re /too scared/ to stay with Team Corona. Because apparently bettering Pokemon is some sort of sin to you. Just like that dreck, Drogo. He saw the magic being made here and ran out with his metaphorical tail in between his legs.”
“But Pokemon have died during these projects.” The boy pleaded.
“I love how this concerns you so greatly. Considering, you know, the ultimate goal of Team Flare. Way worse than what Team Corona’s doing here.” Evan spat.
Evan started to do an impression of Neko, putting on a higher pitched voice for sarcastic effect.
“Oh no, we can’t experiment on Pokemon. That’s cruel and wrong. A single Pokemon died. But good old fashioned genocide of the human race is a-ok.”
Evan chuckled.
“You must really hate being a human then.”
Neko stayed silent.
“I just wanted to help change the world for the better.” Neko finally spoke up.
“And apparently you don’t think good old Team Corona’s doing it right here, right now.” Evan said. “We’re becoming better than we could have ever been. And without fucking mass-murder.”
“But you know the risks!” Neko raised his
 “Oh, woah-oh, you’re showing some spunk, shy boy.” Evan feigned surprise. “Didn’t think you had it in you, kiddo. Tell me now, what risks you talking about?”
“You know, like Mewtwo?” Neko muttered.
“Ah yes, ragesploded, allegedly burnt down a mansion, and then went to go brood in a cave. So?  If you’re thinking that will change my mind, you’ve got another thing coming.”
“That’s it, we’re leaving.” Neko said bluntly, grabbing Evan’s Pokeball.
A beam of red light shot out, but Evan dodged it.
“Sorry, buddy, I’m not going back in there.” Evan said, with a smirk. “I’m not going anywhere, in fact. You can go. I mean, you keep on bitching about this place.”
“Well, I’m not leaving without you.” Neko retaliated.
“We’ll see about that.” Evan said darkly.
“What do you...” Neko started asking, but then he noticed a very bad thing. A VERY bad thing.
Evan’s mouth seemed to be glowing, a beam starting to form inside of it
“Don’t let the door hit you on your way out.” Evan rasped, it being hard to talk with a mouth full of Hyper Beam.
And he fired.