Shojo Manga Gokko.srt

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北宇治高校吹奏楽部一年
My name is Sapphire Kawashima, aka Midori

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コントラバス　川島緑輝　ミドリです
I am a first year student and a contrabass player in the Kitauji HS Concert Band

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今日は休日練習でした
We had a weekend practice session today

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お昼休み
During the lunch break,

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低音パートのみんなと一緒にお弁当を食べていたのですが
while us bass section students are enjoying our bento boxes,

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うっかり自分の願望を口にしてしまったのです
I accidentally told others about my dream

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いいですね　壁ドン
Kabedons (Wall Bangs) are so nice to have

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は？
Huh?

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葉月ちゃんも　壁ドンいいなと思いませんか？
Don't you think so, Hazuki-chan?

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ミドリ　そもそも壁ドンって憧れるものなの？
Is kabedon something to dream about, Midori?

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うるさくしてたら
Doesn't it typically happen in condominiums

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隣の部屋から　ドンドン叩かれるやつでしょ
where your neighbor next door slaps against the wall to protest?

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そっちの壁ドンではありません
I wasn't referring to that kind of kabedon

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よく少女漫画に出てくる
She was talking about the ones that happen a lot in shojo manga,

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男の子が女の子を壁際に追い詰めて　ドンで
where the boy corners a girl against the wall, and then "bang",

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壁に手をつくやつ
slapping one hand(s) against the wall

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そうです　久美子ちゃんの言う通りです
That's right, Kumiko

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ええ　そんなのされたら　引くわー
Ehh? Wouldn't one normally be turned off by that?

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引かないです
Of course not!

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まぁまぁ
Calm down, calm down

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それにしても ミドリちゃんって少女漫画好きだよね
On another note, Midori-chan you really love reading shojo manga, don't you?

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はい　人生のバイブルです
Yes! They are the bible of my life

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ミドリ小学校も中学校も女子校で
Because I attended an all-girls elementary school and middle school,

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男の子との出会いはありませんでした
I didn't have many opportunities to meet a lot of boys.

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そんな時に少女マンガを読んで
So when I read these shojo manga

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ミドリもあんな風な生活を送りたいって
it always makes me dream about

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ずっとそう思っていたのです
being in the scenarios depicted in the Shojo manga.

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そ　そう？
Oh... yeah?

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そして　中学3年生の時に
And then, during my third year of middle school,

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少女漫画が原作の映画を見て　一念発起
after watching a movie adaptation of a Shojo manga,
I had come to make my mind,

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高校は外部受験することにしたのです
that I would leave the all-girls school system that
I was attending and apply to external high schools.

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そんな理由だったんだ
I see, that's why you ended up here

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でも私は少女漫画って
But to be honest,

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あまり好きじゃないかも
I'm not a big fan of Shojo manga

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恥ずかしくならない
Aren't they kind of embarrassing to read?

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確かに　葉月ちゃんってよく少年漫画読んでるよね
If I remember correctly, Hazuki-chan reads a lot of Shonen manga, right?

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そう　やっぱ燃える展開がいいんだよね
Yup! Stories with lots of actions and friendships are the best

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少女漫画って なんかずっと悩んでる感じがするし
On the contrary, Shjo manga feels like it's always about
anxiety from romance and unrequited love

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少女漫画を読めば　絶対こんな恋愛をしたいと思います
Reading Shojo manga would definitely
make you want to start a relationship like the ones in the stories

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本当かな
Is that so...?

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本当です
Yes!

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想像してみてください
Just imagine it

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自分の好きな男の子が壁ドンしてきたら
If the guy you love comes over and gives you a kabedon

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胸がキュンっとしませんか
won't your heart skip a beat right away?

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壁ドンか
Hmmm kabedon

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そもそも　壁ドンがよく分からないから
Let's take a step back.
I don't even know what kabedon looks like in the first place.

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うまく想像できないよ
So it's hard for me to imagine myself being kabedon-ed

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ええ
Ehhh

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あ　では
Well then,

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久美子ちゃんは？
what about you, Kumiko-chan?

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えへへ
Hmmm

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私も好きな人がいないし
I don't have a (boy)friend now

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あんまりわからないなぁ
so I wouldn't have known

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なんと
What...

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ダメですよ　二人とも
You two are no good

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ミドリちゃん？
Midori-chan?

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女子高生たるもの
Being high school girls,

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壁ドンの魅力ぐらい理解しなければなりません
you two have to understand the charm of kabedon.

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えっ？
Eh?

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ということで
That being said,

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お弁当食べているところ申し訳ありませんが
excuse me for interrupting you two from enjoying the bento boxes

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梨子先輩　後藤先輩
Riko-senpai and Gotou-senpai,

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壁ドンのお手本を見せてください
please give us a demonstration of kabedon.

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うぇ？
Huh?

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うわ　半端ない無茶振り
Woah, what an unreasonable ask from her

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ミドリちゃん
Midori-chan

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何か言い出した
That was quite a thing she said!

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ミドリたちの会話　聞こえてましたよね
Didn't you both hear our conversation just now?

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そりゃあれだけ熱弁してたらね
Obviously they did.
You were having such a hot discussion there, after all.

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聞こえてたけど
We heard it but...

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ということで　お手本　お願いします
Well then please show us an example

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そうなの無理だよ
But you are asking unreasonable things...

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いいでしょ　梨子
Why not, Riko?

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可愛い後輩の頼みなんだから
You can't refuse an ask from a cute underclassman

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夏紀！
Natsuki!

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俺は嫌だ
I don't want to do it

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先輩　お願いします
Please I beg you, senpai

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まぁ
Well...

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ミドリちゃんがそこまで言うなら
If Midori-chan insists...

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嫌だ
Still no from me

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でも　こんなに頼まれてるよ
But look at how eager she is

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だめだ　やらない
No, not happening

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どうしても
No matter what?

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おっ
Oh...

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おお　わかった
Oh... okay then

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やった！
Amazing!

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あ　では　早速
Okay, let's get it going then

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梨子先輩は壁の前に立っていただいて
Riko-senpai please come and stand by the wall

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今から？
Are we already doing it now!?

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続いて　後藤先輩は
After that, Goto-senpai please

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梨子先輩の前
come over and stand in front of Riko-senpai

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ああ　そうそう
Right, like that

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これくらいの距離で　立っていただいて
Please stand close to each other like that

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わかった
Got it

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なんだか　こっちまで緊張してきたよ
Somehow I'm starting to feel nervous for them as well

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先輩たち大丈夫かな
Are the senpais all right there

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では　お願いします　お二人とも
Now please. Go ahead senpai!

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じゃあ　やるから
Okay, so we are going to do it

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うん
Sure

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かべー　ドン
Kabe, don!

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梨子先輩　あの　どんな感じですか
Riko-senpai, emmm, how was it like?

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最初はドキとしたけど
My heart skipped a beat in the beginning,

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あんまりかな
but nothing much beyond that

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ええええ
Ehhhh

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あんまり…
Nothing much...

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やはり
Just as I expected,

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漫画のようには　うまくいかないのでしょうか
reality doesn't work the same way as in manga, sadly...

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田中あすか　ただいま戻りました
Asuka Tanaka, I am back!

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あすか先輩
Asuka-senpai

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って　後藤と梨子は　何やってるの？
Gotou and Riko what the heck are you two doing there?

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そんな至近距離で見つめ合っちゃってさぁ
Staring at each other this close up

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こ　これは
Let.. let me explain it

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いつのまにか
When did the bass section

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低音パートの性が乱れてるじゃない
start to become this promiscuous?

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あかんで　後藤
That's no good, Gotou

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まだ昼間なんだから
It's still broad daylight

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違いますよ
That's not the case

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急に離れるなんて怪しい
Now you are taking a step back.
That's suspicious too!

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怪しいな
Very suspicious

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非常に怪しい
Extremely suspicious

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違うんです　あすか先輩
You are getting the wrong idea, Asuka-senpai

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ミドリが壁ドンを見たいって　お願いしたんです
Midori asked them to do it because I wanted to see what kabedon looks like

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壁ドン？
Kabedon?

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近所の人からクレームが来る時のやつ？
The thing your neighbor does to protest against your noises?

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そっちの壁ドンじゃなくて
Not that kind of kabedon

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少女漫画に出てくる方です
It's the one that comes up in the Shojo manga

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少女漫画ね
Shojo manga. I see.

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ああ　いいこと思いついた
Ahhh, I've come up with something good

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よし　私もやってみせようじゃないの
Great, let me do a demo for you all as well

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ええ？
Ehh?

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壁をドンとすればいいんでしょ？
You just have to slap the wall, right

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ほら　後藤は私と場所交代して
Hey, swap your position with me, Gotou

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は　はい
Eh... sure

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あすか先輩
Asuka-senpai

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ねぇ　梨子ちゃん
Heyy, Riko-chan

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かべ　ドン！
Kabe, don!

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ええ　あの　先輩
Ehmmmm, senpai...

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うん？
Hmm?

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勘弁してください
Give me a break please...

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あら　まぁ　座り込んじゃって
Oh well, she just lost her strength and sat there

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って　どう？
So, how was it?

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面白かった
Was it fun?

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うぅぅ
Uguuu

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梨子先輩
Riko-senpai

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完全に惚けちゃってるね
She totally fell for it

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納得いかない
I can't accept it

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おい　梨子
Hello, Riko?

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聞こえてる？
Can you hear me?

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って
Ugh

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当分はだめそうだね
Looks like she is going to stay that way for a while

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ああ　そうだ
Oh right, I have another good idea!

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いやな予感が
I have a bad feeling about this

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これ　香織にやらせようと
Let's have Kaori do it too

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優子ちゃんとかにやってもらったら
to Yuuko-chan, for example

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とっても面白いことになりそう
It's be so fun to see

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そんなことしたら
If that happens,

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優子先輩が大変なことになりますよ
Yuuko-senpai is going to die.

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練習始まるまでには戻ってくるから　アディオース
I will definitely be back before the practice begins. Adios!

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あすか先輩　行っちゃった
She left for it... Asuka-senpai

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優子先輩　大丈夫かな
I'm hoping for the best for Yuuko-senpai

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って　ミドリちゃんどうしたの
Wait, Midori-chan are you okay?

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しょんぼりして
You look down

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現実だと　なかなか少女漫画みたいにはならないんですね
It's hard to replicate what happens in Shojo manga in reality

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やっぱり漫画と現実は違うよね
Manga and reality are just so different after all

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でも梨子先輩と後藤先輩みたいに
However, I will say that being able to get along and staying close with each other

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ああやって仲良くできるのって素敵だと思うな
just like between Riko-senpai and Gotou-senpai is also pretty sweet to me as well

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久美子ちゃん
Kumiko-chan...

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まあ確かに
She's right

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あの二人はなんだかんだ言って　付き合い長いからね
No matter what you say, they have been going out for quite a long time

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正直なところ
Let me tell you a little secret

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一年がいないところでは
When you first years aren't around,

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あいつら結構いちゃついててさ
they actually flirt with each other quite a lot hehe

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この前は相合傘して帰ってたし
I saw them going home sharing the same umbrella on the other day

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本当ですか！？
Is that for real!?

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だとすると
If that's the case,

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ミドリもあの映画みたいに　いつか好きな人ができたら
just like in the movie, when Midori gets a (boy)friend one day,

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一緒に学校から帰って
I want us to head home together

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部活の演奏会とかも見に来てね　って誘いちゃうかもです
maybe also invite him to come to see my concert,

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一緒に自転車とか乗って
or even ride a bike together

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相手の背中に抱きついちゃったりして
and hug him from the back

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ミドリちゃん
Midori-chan

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ミドリ　好きな人は作るの　頑張ります
I will do my best to find the significant other

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目指せ
My goal is

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カップルで自転車二人乗り！
riding a bike together as a couple

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いや　それ道路交通法違反だから
Hey, that violates the traffic law though.