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  1. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!
  2.  
  3. Stranger: Yeet or yeeT?
  4.  
  5. You: ..pardon?
  6.  
  7. Stranger: Well
  8.  
  9. Stranger: Of the 2
  10.  
  11. Stranger: Yeet
  12.  
  13. Stranger: Or
  14.  
  15. Stranger: yeeT
  16.  
  17. You: well, 'Yeet' has a capital letter at the start so that one
  18.  
  19. You: though I have no idea what either of those mean, if im being honest here.
  20.  
  21. Stranger: Well yeah but yeeT gets louder as it goes
  22.  
  23. You: I don't like that then
  24.  
  25. Stranger: The fuck you've never heard yeet before?
  26.  
  27. You: I've heard it but don't quite know what it means
  28.  
  29. Stranger: It's like...
  30.  
  31. Stranger: It can be used 2 ways
  32.  
  33. You: ah
  34.  
  35. Stranger: 1. An exertion of energy. Like throwing something really hard
  36.  
  37. You: ah okay that makes sense
  38.  
  39. Stranger: Usually it's v loud
  40.  
  41. You: ah i dont like that
  42.  
  43. Stranger: 2. A jubilation. A decree of victory. Think saying "Kobe" when throwing trash in a bin
  44.  
  45. Stranger: Little less intense
  46.  
  47. You: ive never heard anyone do that saying 'kobe' when throwing something away thing lol
  48.  
  49. You: what even is a 'kobe'?
  50.  
  51. Stranger: Are you from Mars or what?
  52.  
  53. You: I'm just not caught up on the latest trends and whatnot
  54.  
  55. Stranger: Kobe is an old trend
  56.  
  57. You: i'm not caught up on that sort of culture
  58.  
  59. Stranger: Kobe is so old that they guy it's named after has died
  60.  
  61. Stranger: rip
  62.  
  63. You: I'm basically in my own little bubble all of the time
  64.  
  65. Stranger: What're you off the fuckin grid?
  66.  
  67. You: pardon?
  68.  
  69. Stranger: Off the grid
  70.  
  71. Stranger: Like
  72.  
  73. Stranger: Living... Well away from any main ifrastructure of life
  74.  
  75. You: I just kinda do my own thing
  76.  
  77. You: i've always been that way, what other people say & do has never really concerned me... Life's better that way for me
  78.  
  79. You: but eh, I've always been the weird one
  80.  
  81. Stranger: That's not weird as much as it is disinterested
  82.  
  83. You: ah
  84.  
  85. Stranger: Is it EVERYTHING?
  86.  
  87. Stranger: You like VR?
  88.  
  89. You: I don't own any VR capable devices
  90.  
  91. You: out of my price range
  92.  
  93. You: and I tend to not buy anything overly extra and fancy as well
  94.  
  95. You: I know, weird concept
  96.  
  97. You: you're probably used to people who buy the latest most expensive things, yes?
  98.  
  99. Stranger: Well VR aint exactly cheap lmfao
  100.  
  101. You: exactly
  102.  
  103. Stranger: That's awfully presumptuous of you
  104.  
  105. You: eh, thats what is in our media and culture here
  106.  
  107. You: people are always so caught up on the latest expensive junk
  108.  
  109. Stranger: *Everywhere
  110.  
  111. You: I'm unsure if its an everywhere thing or just a usa thing
  112.  
  113. You: There's got to be at least one country out in the world who's concerned with using things until they're unusable anymore, right?
  114.  
  115. You: I can't be the only human out there who thinks that way lol
  116.  
  117. Stranger: I guess? But, that's an outdated way to think in a world that builds things without the intention of them lasting
  118.  
  119. You: Well, I don't like that and I buy things made to last, or if I break them I fix them myself so they do last.
  120.  
  121. You: I'm not really into that whole consumerism thing with the whole "buy this buy this buy this"
  122.  
  123. You: "your phone you bought last month is outdated heres a new one! buy buy buy buy buy"
  124.  
  125. Stranger: Oh dude I'm still rockin' a 6s, I feel you
  126.  
  127. You: But then again, I'm not super rich or anything, and I've the same phone from walmart I had as my first one when I turned 13?
  128.  
  129. You: Only problem it has is a crack which it got this year
  130.  
  131. You: some other damage, but, its still 100% usable
  132.  
  133. You: and its, again, from walmart
  134.  
  135. Stranger: Buy a used phone for like $50
  136.  
  137. You: once its this phone's time to go, whenever that will be, I'll see about that
  138.  
  139. Stranger: Well there's gotta be some shit you enjoy
  140.  
  141. You: well I like collecting cds, dvds, and toys
  142.  
  143. You: and I also enjoy playing games here and there
  144.  
  145. Stranger: Honestly the free selection of games these days is awesome
  146.  
  147. You: yeah but games are one of the few things I buy new
  148.  
  149. You: CDs and toys being the others
  150.  
  151. You: also some merch here & there
  152.  
  153. You: but, for the rest of stuff I buy used
  154.  
  155. You: even my clothes
  156.  
  157. You: unless, again, its merch
  158.  
  159. Stranger: Honestly outside of VR, idk if I buy anything new either
  160.  
  161. You: since used merch is hard to come by
  162.  
  163. You: I've never seen any used merch for anything im a fan of, other than like
  164.  
  165. You: Disney and Monster High
  166.  
  167. You: well ive seen a pusheen cat backpack I bought
  168.  
  169. You: and some mlp stuff too, i think thats it though
  170.  
  171. You: but the mlp stuff was mlp toys
  172.  
  173. Stranger: Yeah merch is very rarely a used buy. I've had some luck at thrifts though
  174.  
  175. Stranger: All my computer parts are bought used at this point. Fuck paying $200 or a gtx1050
  176.  
  177. You: wow
  178.  
  179. You: do you have discord? i think i may go off omegle in a bit
  180.  
  181. Stranger: Sorry bud, I'm really only having 1 off convos lol
  182.  
  183. You: ah, shame
  184.  
  185. You: you seem like a cool person
  186.  
  187. Stranger: Been fun though!
  188.  
  189. You: well if you're ever curious what im up to https://sep.fandom.com/wiki/Ember_Sunrize
  190.  
  191. You: that is my wiki page with info on me and with like contacts and whatnot
  192.  
  193. Stranger: Sure I'll check it out!
  194.  
  195. You have disconnected.
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