<RC> !alias dicksize if ('$*$'=='') {say $U$'s dick is $rnum$$rnum$ inches long!} {say $*$'s dick is $rnum$$rnum$ inches long!}
<OMGbot> Alias successful.
<[Rob]> But she's a model and a bitch, how is it not obvious she's gonna be a slut in a few years?
<RC> !dicksize
<OMGbot> RC's dick is 41 inches long!
<Purianite> !dicksize
<[Rob]> 41/8?
<OMGbot> Purianite's dick is 15 inches long!
<Kilin> !dicksize
<OMGbot> Kilin's dick is 56 inches long!
<[Rob]> !dicksize
<OMGbot> [Rob]'s dick is 22 inches long!
<Kilin> YEAH
<Purianite> !dicksize
<OMGbot> Purianite's dick is 52 inches long!
<Purianite> It grew!
<[Rob]> Yeah
<Kilin> That's some crazy enlargement medication you're on.
<[Rob]> from looking at our dicks
<Purianite> Indeed.