roommates - paintball day

from /roommates/ - "Fluffy Chickens " edition
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/48853172/#48863789
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Can you still play paintball with a missing hand?

Just thinking about some roommates having a match.
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>me at the roommates paintball match purposely shooting haddock in the head
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I was thinking they just let him the crow's nest and shot down randomly as a wild card but teenagers. Like that one eps of king of the hill.
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>It's paintball day! Why is it paintball day?
>Because Beanie and Rackham wanted to play, that's why and everyone else kind of got suckered into joining one way or another.
>They had a little bet going about who'd win in a team's match and there was no way in hell either would let their pride get hurt over the other's teasing. Rackham's hook would work just FINE for pulling a trigger thank you very much and Beanie's eyesight was just friggen FINE, god damn it.
>Not everyone played, of course, some just joined to watch, others were bringing food (namely, Chichi) and Fred was at least going to referee so no one cheated.
>Somehow, during all the set up, they had lost sight of Haddock. Before they could panic over his disappearance, a voice made itself known over the horizon.
>"A-AVAASSST! THHHEE B-BETTIN'S AND TREASURES OF THE CAPTAINS WILL BE ALL MINE!"
>On a big red wagon, all dolled up to look like a little ship, would be the proud fox who's hook was looped around a little rope that was connected to something akin to a tiny cannon.
>"FFFFIRE THE GRAPESHOT!"
>With dawning horror as the first barrage of paint would hit all those involved with the game, Beanie and Rackham would realize one thing:
>Haddock was definitely going to win the bet.
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Cute story he must have built it himself
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I bet you he did.

Also, still love that picture, never thought a little green I made would get one.