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  1. S
  2. sarah
  3. I am about ready to explode from deadline anxiety
  4. which means I am avoiding everything but I cannot
  5.  
  6. Sarah Gailey
  7. YOU CAN DO THE THING
  8. You are so smart and capable and brilliant
  9.  
  10. S
  11. quietly freaks out
  12.  
  13. Sarah Gailey
  14. And you have aaaaaallllllll the time in the world
  15. No one is coming to yell at you
  16.  
  17. S
  18. I don't have all the time tho
  19. I gotta revise and send this story tonite and I have dayjob deadlines and I have writing deadlines and
  20. breathes into paper bag
  21. I am dying sarah
  22. this month is going to kill me
  23.  
  24. Sarah Gailey
  25. Hey
  26. One thing at a time
  27. That's how you do this, and you CAN do this
  28.  
  29. S
  30. w e h
  31.  
  32. Sarah Gailey
  33. You can eat a whole elephant if you do it one bite at a time
  34. You are BRAVE
  35.  
  36. S
  37. what about a hippo
  38.  
  39. Sarah Gailey
  40. You are BRILLIANT
  41.  
  42. S
  43. or would the hippo eat me first
  44.  
  45. Sarah Gailey
  46. The hippo will eat u first
  47. I'm sorry but I cannot lie to u about that
  48.  
  49. S
  50. oh no
  51. what if this month is a hippo
  52. u r the hippo expert help me identify
  53.  
  54. Sarah Gailey
  55. Ok is the month
  56. Grey
  57.  
  58. S
  59. uh
  60. looks outside
  61. actually it's exceedingly bright and blue
  62.  
  63. Sarah Gailey
  64. Is it big
  65.  
  66. S
  67. yes but not as lorge as the 31-day months
  68.  
  69. Sarah Gailey
  70. Does it have v sharp scaresome teef
  71.  
  72. S
  73. looks at deadlines yes
  74.  
  75. Sarah Gailey
  76. I have good news
  77. It is not a hippo
  78. Hippos are not blue!!! U r in luck
  79. You can eat this month safely
  80.  
  81. S
  82. ok whew
  83. that's a relief
  84.  
  85. Sarah Gailey
  86. CONGRATULATE
  87.  
  88. S
  89. THANK
  90.  
  91. Sarah Gailey
  92. S. You are so so good at what you do!!! You are gonna crush it
  93.  
  94. S
  95. WEH
  96.  
  97. Sarah Gailey
  98. You are gonna develop a crush on it
  99. You are gonna flirt with it
  100. And then one day it'll ask u out
  101.  
  102. S
  103. o-oh
  104. it IS my birthday month, after all
  105. (´・ω・`)
  106.  
  107. Sarah Gailey
  108. And it'll pay for dinner and then push ur hair out of ur eyes and say
  109. "Do u like snaccs"
  110.  
  111. S
  112. oh nO
  113.  
  114. Sarah Gailey
  115. That's how great this month will be
  116.  
  117. S
  118. a-amazing
  119. now I am... suddenly looking forward to it
  120. like, sincerely, LMAO
  121.  
  122. Sarah Gailey
  123. YESSSS
  124.  
  125. S
  126. THANK U,, BEST PEP TALK,,,,,
  127.  
  128. Sarah Gailey
  129. U R WELCOME
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