PS5 story (some is truth)

I like this theory. i think this is how it all went down.

reddit leak comes out in january, confirms 12 tflops anaconda , 4 tflops lockhart and an 8 tflops ps5. sony freaks out. they know MS has them sandwiched or boxed in. Heads roll at sony. Sony CEO kodera and Shawn Layden are fired for creating that fraud of a console. Jim Ryan comes in and gives Cerny two orders. increase the clocks to get to 9 tflops, and send out devkits with a radeon 7 to fool devs.

As cerny struggled to get a 2.0 ghz gpu in a console, Jim's plan to fool devs worked flawlessly as Andrew Reiner and he who shall not be named both got confirmations of a 13 tflops gpu. little did they know they had fallen for Jim's ingenious plan.

Meanwhile, Klee meets his source on a sunny afternoon late June on the sunny beaches of california. the sea was angry that day my friends, but klee got his source drunk enough to get some insider info. Klee's source told him about the monstrous lie. Jim had been playing us all along. there is no double digit rdna tflops, there is no hardware rt, no vrs, and then he cried for betraying him. "I am forced to code on a 9 tflops console that doesnt have hardware ray tracing.", he cried in anguish.

Klee was devastated. His trust now broken. He went back in time to create an era account to mislead Sony fans for months. "I want them to feel what i felt." he said to himself as he methodically leaked false info to era members thirsty for any news from Sony. Some users saw through it all. they soon realized Klee was a fake insider and coordinated a brave resistance. they fought klee on all many fronts. era, twitter, and discord. And then one day through sheer persistence, a miracle happened. They called it Miracle On Icera. On a dark and frigid afternoon in the snowy mountains of Alaska, Klee realized the monster he had become, and banned himself by committing soduku. Viva La resistance.

Cerny seeing everything crashing down around him, is in hiding. You see, he had also lied about hardware rt in the ps5 gpu and now found himself on the cusp of the PS5 announcement with no RT and no double digit tflops to show for. Sony's lies finally caught up to them.

Cerny spent a lot of time in japan and i dont know what you know about japanese culture, but Cerny is an expert. you see, after lying to wired and sony fans for a year, honor and shame finally caught up to Cerny. PS5 Principal Engineer walks into Cerny;s office with tears in his eyes. "Promise me, promise me everything you said about hardware RT in the PS5 was true." he asked Cerny knowing what the answer was going to be. Cerny looks at his watch, as the github leaks flash before his eyes and lies, "I promise."

Cut to black.
Gunshot.